Edward wakes up to find himself a room he doesn't remember falling asleep in, it looks like it's straight out of a sitcom, quickly getting out of the bed he decides to look around and so he starts with the bathroom, the sitcom aesthetic continues in the bathroom when he looks in the mirror he finds that he's sleep clothes that are meant for a woman, looking closely at himself he sees he has a necklace wrapped around his neck with a little penguin charm attached to it , he saw that his hair was now medium length, he looks at his hands to sees he's wearing an Emerald encrusted wedding ring. studly he felt like he was starting to remember things, flashing through his mind he saw images of a wedding, he was in her wedding dress getting married to a shorter man who had freakish hands, oddly enough he remembered feeling so incredibly happy to be marrying this man. when the memories stopped he decided he should probably get into something more appropriate and go outside, open the dresser in the bedroom he saw suits and dresses, the dresses were all in green and he suddenly felt like grabbing one of them I'm putting it on, but no matter how much you try to grab one of your suits his hand kept on going to the dresses, eventually you will landed and grabbed one of the dresses, putting it on and looking at himself in the mirror, dress with medium length and green it looks like it belongs on a housewife. Shaking off the slight feeling of pleasantness he had from seeing his housewife attire walk into the living room, but he didn't get to look around but you long before there was a knocking at the door
open the door in front of him was standing Jarvis tetch, who was also dressed like a housewife, his long blond hair with gun into a bun, and around his neck necklace that had a crow charm attached to it, upon his ears start to teach cup-shaped earring. " hello Edith, I brought over brownies", jervis said happily as he lifts you up a dish pan full of brownies, revealing a diamond encrusted wedding ring. Edward I was about to say something but he was so stumped by Jarvis calling him Edith that before he knew it Jarvis was inside of the house putting the brownies on the coffee table, walking over to the couch Edward sat down and began to speak, " my name is Edward not Edith", jervis only look at him so he continued " Jarvis do you have any idea what's going on here?" that elicited a laugh from Jarvis who said " my name is not Jarvis, it's Janet remember" you would have said something but suddenly Jarvis or Janet as he was calling himself stuffed a brownie into Edwards mouth, taking a bite he hummed it was pretty good
" you still didn't answer my question about what's going on" Edward said, to which he received another stare. he was going to say something else but Janet suddenly snapped his fingers in realization before spouting " I know what you want to do with you", but before Edward could inquire about what he knew the man walked over to radio fiddling with the dials, Softly static begins to fill the room, Edward Kelly wonder what's going on for a second before a cacophony of voices spills from the radio and begins to Silence his thoughts, he quickly gathers all of his will power in the attempt to push back the static, when he feels a hand on his shoulder he looks over to see Leaning in to whisper something into his ear," don't fight it Edith, you'll be much happier if you just to get it in, I know I am", oh God he sounds so sincere, Edward is so distracted if some of the static slips in and that's enough suddenly the person who what is gone and the person who will be is being built in it place
sometime later the radio is clicked off and Edith open his eyes to see in front of him his beloved husband, he quickly gets up and pulls his hubby into a hug, he pulled back couple seconds later and looked over when he heard a smacking sound, he start Janet and his Husband Jonathan making out passionately on the couch, Jonathan's face was covered in lipstick marks, and Janet had pulled away to freshen up his lipstick before continuing to smother his husband in kisses, clearing his throat Edith's husband Advanced the making out couples attention to him and begins to speak," I'm sure you two have a lot of lovemaking to do, but could you not do it in our house, my wife" he pauses to smack Edith on the ass which elicited a giggle from Edith," has to get his man a drink" he continued, the couple on the couch got up, Janet being carried in Jonathan's arms all the way back to the old house. Turning to the kitchen Edith got his duties and made his husband a drink, bring it over to the couch he sat down next to his husband snuggling into his beloved shoulder as thay watched TV, and ate the brownies Janet left
meanwhile at Janet's house he was making dinner for his family, we heard the oven timer went off. he went over and pulled out a meatloaf and put it on the counter to cool and pulled off his oven Mets, he called out into the house and with the patterning of feet his children came to the room. The eldest Dorothy who was in a Black Dress accented with little skulls on the skirt, the twins consisted of a girl in a black really puffy dress who held a rabbit doll in one of her arms and a boy in overalls scribbling something and notebook, the female twin looked over to the boy twins scribbling and yelled out " Daddy! Louis is writing in his diary of the dinner table again", Louis could only yell out " I told you, it's a observation notebook not a diary Lenore" before the notebook was wrenched from his hand by Janet who put it on the kitchen counter next to the paper towels, " you can tell this back when we're done with dinner" Janet said as he dished out the meatloaf. Looking around he couldn't see his husband anywhere, " hey kids have any of you seen your father around" Janet asked, the children answered that their father was in the garden, he told his children to wait until he was back with Dad
going out into the garden he saw his husband picking some flowers, eventually his husband stood up and turned around to see him walking over he handed the bouquet to Janet, it was a bouquet of red polka dotted roses this caused Janet to smile and hug his husband before they went back inside and had dinner with their children. After dinner the family sat in front of the TV, the parents snuggled and their youngest children watch TV, only Lenore was watching TV, Lewis on the other hand with looking over things in his notebook and Dorothy is listening to music on her phone, soon it was time for the children bed, when the children were in the rooms fast asleep the parents room there's. Janet was reading a book and Jonathan was already asleep, when Janet got to the end of the chapter he was on she closed the book took off her reading glasses and flicked off the light to join his husband in sleep