The comic begins in a Trippy space background and Exposition box reads
" the milk Wars you know of have been fought and the side of unrestricted thought had won the day but like many things in this universe played out in many different ways all over the Multiverse"
a series of panels zooms through the multiversal web until it lands in one of the branching paths that was created from the milk Wars storyline, more specifically it lands in the retconned Gotham and now bright place with a church on every street, the exposition box comes back on a shot of a red card Arkham Asylum a much more bright place than it's Canon self it states
" but there is a path where the forces of retcon won the day, this is such path we are in now, and we are here to answer a question, what happens to those with lactose intolerance in this milk Twisted world"
The next panel cuts inside of the Cozy looking Asylum, after some panels panning through the rec room showing patients various stages of being retconned the sequence lands on a nurse from behind busily jotting down things on a clipboard
A voice from out of frame: nurse tetch, there's a new patient waiting to see you
The nurse turns to reveal the face of jervis tetch, the nurses had on his head is in blazed and with the new and improved Arkham Asylum logo, the a of Arkham is placed inside of a glass cup clearly meant to be a glass of milk, the used to be Hatter clicks away on his heels to a bound Riddler struggling Loosely in the straps connecting him to the slab he's on
jervis: golly, Edward it's been a while I didn't know you had the... intolerance, but don't worry buddy we have the best alternatives to get that delicious dairy in your system
Edward: tetch you have to listen to me this isn't you, now stop being an idiot and tell these lugs to untie me
jervis just looks at him with eyes like a plastic cows for a couple seconds before look of annoyance gets on his face and he begins speaking
jervis: I may be a bit scatterbrained at times but I am no idiot, now I believe Dr crane would like to personally figure out what dairy product is acceptable to your dysfunctional body
Before Edward can make any more protests he's gagged and rolled away by the two muscular guards as they are led by the nurse to the Head doctor's office
The aforementioned doctor's office is decorated like you would expect though in place of the stereotypical photo of Freud is a framed photo of milk with Freud beard attached to it, Jonathan is looking at the photo and polishing off his second glass of milk that day, he's just about to pull himself another cup when nurse tetch walks through the door accompanied by the unslabbed Edward who is in handcuffs
Jonathan( placing down his cup): evening Edward, it's good to see you again shame it has to be in this context, but I'm sure we'll find the right thing for you,(he turns to the nurse) jervis could you please take this man's level of intolerance to the Glorious Dairy
jervis( pulling out a chart): well doctor the intolerance measuring machine says he's open to any sort of scary project other than the pure stuff, so that gives me the opportunity to dish out my world famous macaroni
Jonathan(licking his lips): I could sure go for that to dear,(standing with his chair) I believe I will accompany you to the cafeteria
tetch Smiles like a Love Struck housewife and Edward has panic in his eyes as he's grabbed from behind by one of the muscle guards and dragged to the cafeteria
The same cuts to later that day in the rec room, Edward had taken to the retconning dairy product laced macaroni almost instantly and now he sits his previous disheveled outfit had cleaned and changed from Grease stained pants you know where plaid, goggles turned to Horn Rim glasses, and he's now adorned with a question mark Patterned bow tie, he sits with a plastic smile watching the rec room TV marveling at all the milk though he cannot drink straight can partake in through the form of cheese and other dairy products
The scene zooms out back into the Multiverse web and ends with another Exposition box
" we leave this milk washed world to its Dairy devices, maybe someday we will turn maybe not only time will tell"
The end