Jarvis and Jonathan f*** with people 1: doing Harley a favor
A man sits in a chair staring blankly at a screen, the just finished showing subliminal messages, the Man's eyes are propped open, and his jaw hangs open, suddenly the device spreading his eyes open is removed any blank slowly, when the man looks over to see Who removed the device he comes eye-to-eye with a blond man wearing a nurse's uniform a lopsided Smile on his lips, "tell me what is your purpose" the blond man says in the man thinks for a second before admitting a hesitant meow, the man and the nurse uniform gives the other man a pat on the head before helping them up and into a wheelchair before the man in the wheelchair knows that live in her dressing room and he's being handed a purple stripe sweater, and a collar that has a head in a jester's cap on it, when the man is done changing out of the hospital gown he was in before the blonde man sent me snaps his fingers and the other man fall unconscious
Jervis tetch catches the Joker in his arms as he falls and rags and back to the wheelchair, Wheeling him into a room made to look like a Veterinary waiting room in the room sat Jonathan in a doctor's coat covered in cartoon animals and next to him Sat Harley quinzel wearing a stereotypical crazy cat lady sweater that had cats wearing clown costumes on it," good news Miss Quinn, it seems that pudding has recovered fully that is ready to go back home and be a good little kitty cat" Jarvis said as he ran a hand with the Joker's hair. And almost on cue the joke is eyes snapped open and when they locked on the Harley he fell from the wheelchair onto all fours and scampered to her feet and began rubbing his head like a cat on her legs, he then began to play as Harley stroke to hand in his hair eventually she clipped your leash under the collar and with a tug he was back on two legs and following her outside where Ivy sat in their car giving the Joker a suspicious look but when he jumped on her lap and began to purr she gave a relieved smile
Jarvis and Jonathan looked on as Harley, Ivy, and the Joker drove off," so how long do you think that stuff going to last" text Jonathan slipping off the coat," if they follow the instructions to keep the alterations to his mind ingrained in it it should last until they're tired of having a pet cat when that happens he'll come back to us and we will get to do whatever we want it with him" Jarvis says a Sinister grin Crossing his face. A Sinister grin also comes across Jonathan space as they Embrace each other in a hug and begin to cackle evilly
Jarvis and Jonathan f*** with people 2: replacement March
Neil Richards sits in a hotel counting stacks of money he just stole from a bank, he thinks about how lucky he was not to have encountered those Teen Titans, in fact he's hasn't seen the Teen Titans in the past two weeks, and honestly he's kind of worried about the kids. Sure they might be meddling little brats but some good part of him cares about these kids like a teacher cares about his students, Neil thinks he should probably think of a little bit more about that later but right now you have to count money and so he continues, something interrupts his Counting and he looks over to his door when he hears a knock, he goes over and when he open the door there's Jarvis touch tears flowing like rivers from his eyes. The phone you can say anything Jarvis is in his house sitting on his couch bawling his eyes out, Neil comes to sit beside him and ask him what's wrong. " John got arrested" Jarvis said before falling into more pills of Tears," oh my, what happened" Neil says as Jarvis wipes has eyes and continues what's a sniff " we got pulled over when we were driving away from a Heist and John caused a distraction well I ran away with one of those sacks of money, Oh Neil I miss him so much" Jarvis says as he begins the tears a new, new holds Jarvis and his arms and Comforts him with a hand stroking down his back
eventually the tears subside once more and Jarvis looks up into his eyes and says something shocking," but I think I have a solution to my sadness, I need to find a new March Hare keep me company until John breaks out, and luckily for me" Neil's mind begins to fog the before he loses Consciousness he hears Jarvis continued " I found the perfect replacement"
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Jarvis poured tea into a cup, and slid it over to the other man is a tea table, the two men clink the cups and begin to drink, when Jarvis is done with his cup he looks at is companion and is met with dead eyes and a vacant smile. A loving smile splits Jarvis's lips as he runs a hand through his replacement March's fire truck red locks, giving one of the fake ears a playful Fleck, he grabs news hands and pull them up to begin a waltz, and as they move to the rhythm of a silent song Jarvis thinks he should really think the Titans letting him crash at their place and also letting him have easy access Neil Richards, faintly the sound of teenage rock music play from another room most likely that delightful green boy's, as they continue to dance Jarvis's thoughts drift into fantasies of dancing of soft piano music with Jonathan. But unfortunately the fantasies are interrupted by the sound of the metal door to their little tea room being opened and when Jarvis looks over there is the form of that Pleasant but kind of spooky demon girl standing there looking little bit embarrassed," can I join you guys" the girl, Raven Jarvis thinks her hero name was, Whispers. What's a following smile Jarvis goes over to somewhere else and walks back holding a folding chair, unfolding, and motioning for the girl to come in. Later Jarvis, and the rest of the Titans are watching a cartoon about horses or some other equines in the living room on a flat screen TV and eating brownies that Jarvis made, drivers looks behind the couch to see replacement March laying on the floor with that same vacant smile on his lips, he looks back in the cartoon and smiles
Jarvis and Jonathan f****** with people 3: kiss the Clown
The Joker sat in his hideout, trying and failing to work the washing machine. it has been 3 months since Harley ran off with that plant Dyke, and Joker's hideout has fallen into disarray without the presence of Harley to keep it clean, the first few days without her wound will relieve since her nagging wasn't present, but after the hyena stop listening to him and started attacking him whenever he went into there quarters, he started considering he may need to call Harley, the trouble was she wasn't picking up his calls, when he was three months later standing in his lair struggling with a very simple task, starting washing machine
suddenly the sound of a comedian New York accent is Hood somewhere in the hideout, " mr. J, I got your call, I realized I couldn't live without you, come out here and give you a Harley girl a welcome-back hug". And the Joker gets to where the noises are coming from, he sees Harley in her Jester uniform, suitcases in her hands. when she sees him, she drops the suitcases and runs up to him to pull him into a hug, squealing words of adoration and how much she missed him into his chest
but something isn't quite right about her, voice seems to shift the more she speaks, a Brooklyn accent braids into a British one, and her facial beaches shift from that of a woman to a man's, but not just any man's it's my face of Jarvis tetch that stares back at the Joker when he looks down upon the person that up until this point he believed was Harley
" come on puddin, kiss me clown boy!" the hatter yells suddenly before pulling the Joker into a smothering kiss muffling his screams
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Mad Hatter stood behind the controls of his dream machine, which he had fixed with the help of the Riddler, he looked upon the joker as the man twisted and turned in his machine induced coma dream, or maybe the better terms what he was having would be a coma nightmare
giving a low Sinister chuckle he thought of all the Terrible visions the Clown