fan comic for Batman Beyond involving my OCS who's information can be found on my Tumblr
detectivemaker
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The comic begins in the Arkham sanitarium / Maximum Security Prison ,Ira Billings X school counselor and now supervillains spellbinder sits in his holding cell, waiting for lunch and pressing and ice pack to a swollen black eye he gained doing his last encounter with the Batman
The sound of clicking heels Echoes down the hall, and soon someone who is very obviously not an employee of the Arkham sanitarium / Maximum Security Prison stands in front of Dr Billings cell
Giant titted silhouette: good evening and counselor,(the figure appears her head out from the Shadows to reveal a gap tooth smile between two plump Ruby lips), you're going out for some fresh air
ira holds his head in pain as behind him a singular word in sharp bright red rings in his brain " follow her"
The next panel shows the exterior of a bland retro futuristic household, the next few panels zoom into the house and soon stop to show Lenore and Lewis one hand each on either of ira's shoulders, the man is still glasseyed and slightly slack yard, a bit of drool begins to drip from his mouth but it is quickly wiped by Lewis with a napkin
Lenore scrunches her face a little bit and the X counselor blinks his eyes like he's waking from sleep
ira( drowsley): where, (he looks around, his voice grows more alarmed), who the hell are you people
Lewis: until our real dad comes home, we're your kids
Lenoir takes her hand off of his shoulder but before spellbinder can make any movement Lewis is pressing a gun to his back, the big titted blonde open the door to reveal another blonde, Spell binder instantly recognizes him as the jervis tetch, the mentioned man is draped on a luxurious bed completely naked
Lenore: and this is going to be your husband,( her bitch smile lowers as she continues in the next panel), and before you mention it yes he is supposed to be dead, but as it has been said legends never truly die
Lewis(whispering into spellbinders ear): the safe word is rabbit hole,(at an audible range) no get in there big shot
Spellbinder is pushed into the bedroom and before he can turn and try to run back out the door slammed in his face
ira(terrified): listen, I don't want to cuck anyone, especially not your husband, I mean if you are still alive,(he begins mumbling something about nightmare realms )
jervis(interrupting him): listen buddy, you got for the approval to stick your dick in me, (speaking to the room in general) is that right darling
A voice from the TV spell binder your head noticed up to that point: yep, sugar pumpkin, but he will have to wear this
The person on the other end who turns out to be the Jonathan crane presses a button on his end which opens a secret closet holding two item, the scarecrow outfit from tnba and a yardstick
ira(nervous): I don't know, maybe I should just
jervis and Jonathan(in unison): we'll pay you
From outside of the room in the living room the sound of sex can be heard both Lewis and Lenore are wearing sound canceling headphones
jervis(voice from the room): oh God yes, Almighty Crow God, take the sacrifices virginity
ira(in a foe Macho tone): yeah you are take it
a slap rings out, though it isn't the helpless sacrifice being smacked on the ass
jervis(annoyed): I thought I told you to shut up and let my husband talk
Dorothy unluckily happens to walk into the room when the sex becomes more sloppy a couple seconds later, she gazes over to her siblings who handed another pair of sound counseling headphones
She signs thank you in ASL ( because of the noise canceling headphones)
End of comic
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Here's a little bonus
Terry McGinnis Batman burst through the tetch crane household door
Terry :You're going back to prison, you mad
But he's interrupted by spellbinder wrapping his arms around the teenagers leg and beginning to plead
ira: please Batman take me back to prison,(he points back to the rest of the inhabitants of the living room including jervis dressed in a dominatrix outfit, Lenore petting her mutant Doberman, Lewis making out with his boyfriend, and Dorothy levitating and chanting incomprehensible incantations) these people are crazy
Terry(pulling out his handcuffs): gladly