Dinah Lance stands in the cold streets of Gotham, the fake coat she has over her usual attire doing nothing to keep out the brunch of the chill." I swear they don't come soon" she grumbles to herself regretting agreeing to meet up here with Batman, her frustrated rambling is interrupted but the sudden feeling of something looming behind her
her eyes had barely registered on the brim of a Straw Hat looming far above her head, when the figures hand rests upon her shoulder and there's a sudden buzzing in her mind as she follows unconscious
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The doors of the warehouse Creeks open sending in a rush of the cold City Air, Batman enters cautiously surveying the scene which is thermal site to see if anyone's hiding for an ambush, the only two heat signatures he sees in the room are in plain sight, Batman approaches quietly, the closer he gets to the tea table where they had a sense the clearer the sound of ticking is, admitting from an ornate metronome. The Hatter's eyes obscured by the brim of his top hat, and he seems not to have noticed Batman standing beside him, a sinister smile has split his lips
Batman lifts the hat from jervi's head revealing that his eyes are dead focused on The Swinging pendulum of the metronome, the smile the bat once thought sinister is revealed to be a Placid thoughtless smile, Batman is about to calculate the conundrum he's found himself in but someone is yelling his name
he turns to see Diana Lance in a child sized bird cage, her ample chest straining both the blue lingerie she's in and the bars she's behind, but before Batman could begin calculating the new variables in his conundrum, Somewhere In The Hideout a Door Creeks open
both Dinah and Bruce's heads turn to see Jonathan crane his torso wrapped in a surprisingly fluffy looking towel, his hair still damp from a shower, thinking quickly Bruce grabs the metronome on the tea table and throws it at the ex professor, the man falls the ground with a grunt, but before Bruce can do anything else, a blonde blur Sprints from the tea table and begins straddling the brunette
both Dinah and Bruce's heads turn to see Jonathan crane his torso wrapped in a surprisingly fluffy looking towel, his hair still damp from a shower, thinking quickly Bruce grabs the metronome on the tea table and throws it at the ex professor, the man falls the ground with a grunt, but before Bruce can do anything else, a blonde blur Sprints from the tea table and begins straddling the brunette
the angry ranting is is almost completely illegible, but the two on the goods can really make out the words bastard, and didn't even talk to me about it, somewhere in the angry babbling, Gathering his which Bruce sets to fleeing Diner from the constricting confines of her child-sized prison
needless to say the drive back to Arkham is very loud, not only from the still pissed off blonde in the back, but halfway through the wide the two partners in crime seem to have talked through their differences and had began violently making out, luckily Batman gets to his destination before either of them can find a way to Jimmy out of the pants without using their hands