Jarvis gets a phone call from Jonathan who he had not seen for half a week because they recently decided to take a break from each other, what he finds at the meeting place greatly displeases him
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Jarvis walks up to the warehouse thank you to himself about weak-willed Jonathan couldn't even last a whole week without seeing him. Though he is a bit worried driving did sound pretty frantic over the phone so Jarvis thought to himself *you might as well go to see if he's okay*, when he opens the drawer of a warehouse what he sees as first shocks him. In the warehouse is Jonathan and Edward but next to him is someone that he doesn't know a red head about the same height as him wearing a very similar outfit to who is Mad Hatter costume except it's this really ugly shade of green, like a tsunami Jarvis is filled with anger and feels of betrayal and he burst through the door and start screaming
" what is this, what do you two think you're doing with this... This imposter!" Jarvis points an accusing finger at the man in the ugly Hatter outfit who now that he has a good look at him as a very shity mustache." will you too trying to replace me" he looks back to Jonathan and Edward who both simultaneously give guilty sideways glances and put hands behind their necks, before they can say anything The Imposter speaks up " oh my God a- are you the actual Mad Hatter, o- oh my God if you're the real Mad Hatter" the Imposter gives a frightened glance to Edward and Jonathan" then those two all the real Riddler and scarecrow" Jarvis notices something about his voice and his anger only grows his head snaps and anger to Jonathan and Edward and how they step back and supplies he knows he giving them a look that could kill," is he Irish, you too selfish assholes couldn't even have gotten an Englishman to a replace me, what did you even find this guy at a cosplay convention you just go in there and invite some random guy in a Mad Hatter costume into a warehouse" from the guilty looks he gets in return he knows he hit the mark on that one, suddenly remember me imposter he looks back and sees the man trying to open the warehouse doors quickly he runs up to him and smashes his head on the door knocking him unconscious, with one hand he drags the man back to Jonathan and Edward who have matching looks of Horror,
" so here's what we're going to do, I'm not leaving again since I know you two can't be without me, but we're going to have a little kitty party and after that we're going to kill this sorry excuse of a Hatter, okay" he punctuated this by dragging the unconscious man's face up so that Jonathan and Edward can see him, she look squarely into Jonathan's eyes and start speaking "and neither of you can not agree to this you won't have the will not to, I'll start by putting you back in line Johnny darling, but you won't be Johnny right now, you'll be my darling March Hare" and like a light switch being flipped Jonathan's arm goes slack to his sides as his pupils shrink to pin pricks, Jarvis looks to Eddie who has the look of horrified confusion on his face " did I forget to mention me and Johnny have a mental link we could override each other's wills if we so wish, we sometimes for kinky vampire roleplay, usually he's the one mentally overpowering me but I think this is a good time for me to try, Jonathan be a good little Hare and hold Eddie still" before Edward could even get a step away from Jonathan arms around him holding him still no matter how much he struggles and kicks Jonathan's grip on him stays firm," oh don't worry Eddie, it'll do you mind well to have a nap" Jarvis lemon juice do one of their shelves of his workbench and pulls out a pair of Mouse ears that seem to emit some sort of buzzing sound, with a skip in his step Jarvis walks up to the bound Edward and holds the ears in front of him," I made these especially for you, see they match your hair, oh and don't worry about your face we won't smash it into a teacup too hard isn't that right Marchy" Jonathan only gives a grunt, Jarvis Giggles a little and plucks Eddie's hat from his head and places the mouse is in his hair and places the Hat gingerly between the ears
" now then let's get the table set up we have a tea party we need to have, March you get the table set up, dormy come with me to the kitchen and we'll make some snacks and tea" Jarvis drags Edward by the hand to the kitchen I can faintly hear Jonathan starting to grab one of the fold-up tables, and Travis thinks to himself * we should have her tea party years ago this is going to be a blast*
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Jarvis sways slowly and I danced with his beloved Jonathan, the music of the platters plays softly in the background, Jarvis Whispers some of the words into Jonathan's chest " only you can make this change in me" with a little giggle he buries his face into Jonathan's chest and reaches up to run a hand through Jonathan's hair rubbing one of the fake rabbit ears on his head, the lovers continue the dance ends the music ends with a soft pop from the record player, Jarvis looks up in to Jonathan's dilated gaze and leans in for little kiss when they're done Jarvis looks over to Edward sleep soundly his head on the tea-table snoring away, his attention is grabbed by the muted sounds of struggling his gay snaps to the Imposter tied to one of the plastic chairs, Jarvis's good mood is instantly dampened as he drags going to run over to the Imposter and says " my darling March, take one of the butter knives and slip this man's throughout" Jonathan obeys and the man can only get a muffled yell out before he's choking on his own blood, Jarvis turn Jonathan's head to face him and clocks their lips in a passionate kiss, Jarvis walks over to the record player and puts a new record in, haunting piano music from the record player and Jarvis walks over to Jonathan and begins another dance," ever and ever again I feel it's true, cuz ever and ever again I'm haunted by the thought of you" the woman on the wicked sayings and as the two lovers dance Jonathan begins to gain control of his body once more, he looks over to Edward still asleep a small cut on his forehead leaks blood slightly and and slightly blood-covered shards of teacup lie around his head like a porcelain Halo
Jonathan looks down to Jarvis and Whispers" kinky vampire roleplay" Jarvis gives an affirmative nod and says" but let's make sure Eddie doesn't get an infection first okay Johnny" Jonathan smiles Ed goes to the bathroom to get disinfectant wipes and Band-Aids and thinks to himself * I sure am a lucky guy, man I sure do hope that random dude doesn't have any family that will miss them it's going to be a hassle trying to hide his corpse, we'll worry about that later right now me and my a love have kinky vampire roleplay to do*