As many of you know there are many multiverses(also called Earth's) in the dc continuity today we peel into two and see the blossoming relationship between a madman(or woman) and and everyone's favorite fear inducing straw professor
1. How couldn't you have known
Jonathan had been dating jervis for about a week when he found out, he is a woman. not in the trans scense mind you in the biological way, though the blonde prefers to wear suits she is a woman mentally and biologically, and she didn't plan on changing that anytime soon
you see not a lot of people in jervis's New Life know she's a woman, they can't tell for many reasons, other than her preference for suits the type of suit she prefers to wear are quite big and sort of wrap around her like a tent concealing all that hides beneath there will tailored exterior, another reason is that her voice is quite naturally androgynous. The only people that know about her true gender are the females of the Rogues gallery, and at this moment her newly informed boyfriend
the events leading up to this gender reveal go as such:
the Gotham summer was hot as it always was, and it was felt the most intently in a poorly air conditioned abandoned warehouse, currently being occupied by two newly escaped lovebirds
jervis was Fanning herself with a celebrity magazine they got from a corner store they robbed for all the cash in their register, it wasn't a lot of cash but it was a start for the plan they were planning, the Fanning didn't help at all and she let out exasperated sigh before plopping the magazine on the crate they were using as a table
" God Johnny, why couldn't you have taken us to a better air conditioned Warehouse it feels like I'm being baked alive" Jarvis grumbles as she plans her face into the makeshift crate table
" maybe you should take off that big coat you always wear, maybe it'll relieve the heater a bit" the brunette replies as he continues to count out all the cash register money they stole, his suggestion elicits grumbling and the faint sound of fabric falling to the floor enters the brunettes ears
when he looks over his eyes I instantly magnified to the generous mounds of twin flesh, "y-you have tits" Jonathan shakely says dropping the water cash he was holding in surprise, using the other hand to gesture wildly at Jarvis's exposed titties, which bulge out the eyes of the Cheshire Cat Face on the shirt she's wearing a beneath the coat
" of course I have boobs, I'm a woman" she says like it's an obvious thing the continued confused look on her boyfriend's face cause her to say and realization, " did- did you not know
"no", Jonathan says after some moments of whacking his brain for response," no I did not, was I supposed to" he continues
" I suppose you would have figured out eventually" Jarvis retorts and then they were silence, awkward Dead Silence
"so... You want to touch em" Jarvis says cutting through the deafening silence
" sure, I think I would"
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2. Weddings: so different yet so similar
there are many things the multiverses Hatters share, I love for head apparel, encyclopedic knowledge of every fact about Alice in Wonderland one could ever know, a knack for making technological wonders for the purpose of crime
but there are so many differences, be it looks, gender, or accent, there's no bigger difference than the mannerisms at their own weddings
you see a more gentlemanly hatter but he was like such at their own wedding:
though they would have preferred a more theatric affair, they begrudgingly agree on a quiet little ceremony in a church they semi legally rent, the vowels are quick into the point and the kiss is a peck that seals eternal love
a more manic Hatter on the other hand:
This type of Hatter doesn't really care what the venue is like, all they care about is legally (not even that sometimes) being bound to the person they love
The vowels are rambling and possessive and the kiss to any still conscious onlooker looks like this type of Hatter is trying to suffocate their partner with their lips
There's only one real similarity between these two weddings, both Riders are wearing wedding dresses, though one is more professionally made than the other