It was a calm morning in Heaven, and Lucifer and Michael were sitting outside of a cafe.
"Ah, it's been some time since we've had a bit of time to ourselves." Lucifer said, taking a sip of his coffee.
"Indeed." Michael said, reading a newspaper, "I think we've earned it honestly."
"Yeah...So, have you ever thought of settling down?" Lucifer asked.
Michael looked at him like he had just grown a second head.
"I do not feel the need to participate in such trivial matters." Michael said, looking back at his paper, "Besides, I am an Archangel, I am far too busy to even attempt to reach out for a romantic partner nor have a kid."
"I don't know, you'd be surprised. I think being a father would be good for you." Lucifer said, "After all, look at me, I have two kids, and a grandbaby."
"Lucifer... Lucille is 20, I don't think she counts as a baby any more." Michael said.
"I'm a grandparent, she'll always be a baby to me." Lucifer said, "You know, speaking of grandchildren and parents, I was wondering... what happened to Father's sword?"
Michael let out a small chuckle.
"That is the greatest mystery in Heaven." Michael said, "He hid it, and he refused to say where, just saying the when the time was right, it would be found."
"Cryptic bastard." Lucifer said, before noticing something, "Uh... is it getting dark out?"
Michael closed his newspaper and looked up, seeing the clouds turning gray.
"Strange, last time weather like this happened was when Father died." He said, as him and Lucifer stood up.
The sound of thunder rang out... along with a laugh. One that made Lucifer go pale.
"No... it can't be." He said, "Michael, go get the others. I have to go deal with this!"
Lucifer brought out his wings and flew towards the clouds.
"Lucifer!" Michael said, but it was too late, as he was already gone, "... Stay safe, brother."
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Lucifer flew through the dark clouds, looking for... *HER*.
"I know you're here." Lucifer said, growling, "SHOW YOURSELF!"
A laugh rang out.
"So impatient." A voice said, before someone manifested in front of Lucifer, "Hiya snake boy."
"Hello... Eve." Lucifer said.
Floating before Lucifer was a slim demoness with pale white skin, and long flame-like black hair with an auburn-colored gradient.
Her mouth is full of sharp, needle-like teeth, and her eyes sport red sclera and white irises with very small pupils with burgundy eyeshadow.
Her lips were pitch black with blood dripping from them, black veins in her neck and along with her arms.
She was wearing a large, wide-brimmed black fedora with a white band, a red-and-white checkered under-brim, and an unknown symbol in the middle.
The clothes she's wearing are a ripped, sleeveless, red opened trench coat with the same checkered under-brim as her fedora, along with a checkered tube top underneath, long black gloves, black tight-fitting pants, and flat shoes.
"I truly prefer Roo, after all, it was a name I got pick." Roo said, "But that's besides the point. It's been, what... ten thousand years since we last saw each other? How about you come here and give me a big kiss like you used to? I have missed how your lips taste."
Lucifer growled and flew at her with the attention of killing her before she could try anything. Roo was faster though and let out a giggle.
"I see you've slowed down in your old age." Roo said, "I wonder if you are slow in the sheets as well, it would be better than how fast you were when we did it with Lilith."
Lucifer tried to attack again, but Roo caught his fist.
"Hmm... my turn." She said, twisting his arm.
She used her other arm and slammed her palm into his elbow, letting a loud crack ring out, followed by a pained scream from Lucifer. Roo then pulled him close and slammed her fist into his chest. There was enough force that it sent Lucifer down towards the ground, crashing through a building in the process. Lucifer held his limp arm as he stood up.
"Has the first fallen gone soft after all these years? I hate to say that I am disappointed, Lu-Lu. I always held you in high regard." Roo mocked as she floated through the hole in the building and sat on the edge.
Lucifer growled at her. Roo just smirked and made a "Come here" motion. Lucifer flew at her, but she just disappeared, much to his confusion.
'What... how did-' He thought before Lucifer was stabbed in the side by one of Roo's nails, that she can change the size of, and thrown into the wall.
"Come on, surely the Devil himself can throw a punch." Roo said.
"Stand still and I'll show you how hard I hit!" Lucifer said, coming out of the wall.
"Where's the fun in that?" Roo retorted.
Lucifer held his hand out and fired dozens of fireballs, making Roo jump and fly around to dodge as they chased her.
'How cute.' She thought.
Roo had managed to avoid most of them... except one... that burnt her hat. The ash that was her hat fell to the ground and she looked at it.
"Ha... ha ha ha... Ha Ha Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Roo let out before looking at Lucifer with a dark smile, "... I'm going to kill you now."
Roo charged at him and grabbed him by the neck. He started to punch her arm, trying to get her to let go, but despite his strength, he did nothing to stop her. She lifted him up and slammed him on the ground. She then lifted him up again and slammed him against another building.
"I suppose I should thank you, that apple had given me such strong power!" Roo said, before raising her fist.
She began to beat Lucifer, again... and again... and again... and again. His blood began to stain the ground after several hits. Lucifer could barely keep his eyes open.
"Oh, feeling sleepy?" Roo asked.
She punched his side enough that her fist went into is body. Lucifer began gasping for air as Roo began to move her hand around.
"Now, let's see... Oh, there it is!"
Roo grabbed one of Lucifer's ribs and snapped it in half.
"AHHHHHH!" Lucifer let out, "GAHHH! GRRRR!"
"Oh, did that hurt?" Roo asked, before snapping a second rib, "Good."
Roo snapped his ribs, one after another, causing pain Lucifer didn't think he'd ever feel. After the sixth rib, Roo pulled her hand out... with the rib in hand.
"Oh, sorry, should I put this back?" Roo asked.
She stabbed Lucifer in the stomach with his rib.
"GAHHHH!"
Roo didn't stop as she grabbed his head and then slammed her knee against his head. Lucifer fell against the side of the building, covered in his own blood, beaten, bruised, barely conscious. Roo kneeled down and gave him a kiss.
"Oh, just like last time we fought... you still can't beat me." Roo said, grabbing and raising his chin. "And I'm not done yet."
Roo grabbed Lucifer by the neck and pulled him up, ready to continue beating him down.
"ta….hiiiii…" Lucifer whispered due to the chocking and the pain.
"What was that, Lu-Lu? I couldn't hear you." Roo teased, grinning at him. "Are you begging for your life?"
"Ta….hiissss." He said a bit louder but still unrecognizable.
"What? Come on, don't be shy." Roo said, pulling him close enough. "I'm listening, baby."
"Take….this." Lucifer whispered before opening his mouth, breathing unholy fire at Roo!
It burned Roo, and made her let him go. Lucifer smirked and picked himself up despite the pain. He ran at her and threw the strongest punch he could do. Roo was hit in the jaw… and didn't even flinch.
"It's funny… you made me this strong." Roo said as the fire died down, revealing her burned body but was already healing. "I gain strength with each evil humans make, and now I can kill you with that strength!"
Roo's hand began changing, becoming black and her nails becoming long. She smirked and sliced at Lucifer, cutting him across the face.
"AAAAAAAAH!" Lucifer screamed in pain as blood ran down his face.
"A permanent love mark so you'll NEVER forget me, Lu-Lu." Roo said as she licked the gold blood from her nails. "I haven't had this much fun in centuries! Oh, this reminds me of the Middle Ages, so many deaths!"
Roo grabbed Lucifer by the head and slammed his head into the wall of the building… then again… and again. She smiled and stabbed him in the back with her nails, practically pinning him to the wall.
"Don't worry, I didn't stab you in the heart." Roo whispered into his ear. "I still want to toy with you some more."
She removed her nails from him and he fell to the ground. He began to drag himself away, even pulling his wings out to try and fly away. Roo grabbed his wings… and ripped them from his body.
"AHHHHH!" Lucifer screamed in agony.
"There were go. Now you truly are fallen." Roo said, bringing one wing to her lips and eating some. "Mmmm, and you taste heavenly, Lu-Lu. Oh! I made a funny, ahahahahaha!"
Lucifer was breathing heavily as he tried to fight the pain... it was a losing battle. Roo stepped on his head, grinding his face into the... well it's a cloud but it feels like dirt... so we're just going to call it dirt for the time being.
"You know, I always wondered what would happen." Roo said before shecgrabbed his leg and began twisting, "If you twisted a knee in the opposite direction."
There was a loud snap as Lucifer's lower leg was broken and now facing backwards.
"AHHHHHH!" Lucifer let out, a common theme of this battle.
"Ooooh! Wasn't that fun!" Roo said, grabbing the other leg, "Let's see if we can replicate it!"
Roo snapped the other one and then skipped right around Lucifer before squatting in front of him.
"Let's see... legs... wings... oh, I know!" Roo listed off before she grabbed his one working arm... and broke it too!
She then giggled as Lucifer could barely do more than whimper at this point. Letting go of his arm, Roo stood up and recreated her hat before placing it on her head.
"Well... it's been fun... but sadly I have a lot of things going on." Roo said, walking over to the tall building, "So, I'll leave you with this parting gift."
She put her hands on the building and then started pushing. Lucifer could do nothing... as the building was dropped right on top of him. Turing back to Lucifer, Roo just smiled and waved goodbye before disappearing into the dark clouds, before those eventually vanished too.
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"Lucifer!" Michael called out, "Lucifer, where are you!"
A big crowd of angels, consisting of Winners, council members, Cherubs, and Sera, arrived to see what had happened.
"Michael, look!" Uriel said, seeing an arm sticking out of the rubble.
The archangels rushed over to the arm and began to remove the rubble. Underneath, was Lucifer. He was beaten, bruised, broken, and just about every other word you can think of. A gasp was let out among the crowd. No one thought an archangel could be beaten this badly.
"Lucifer!" Michael yelled, as he lifted his twins limp body out of the rubble, "Lucifer... please... wake up."
"What... what did this?" Jophiel asked, "The only things that could ever beat Lucifer is another Archangel, and we were all together."
Michael was practically crying, the last time he was like this was when Lucifer was cast from Heaven.
"Sammy, please wake up!" Michael yelled, knowing it won't work, but wanting it too, "Please... I don't want to lose you again."
A hand rested on Michael's shoulder, making him look up.
"You won't." Raphael said, firmly. "We need to get him to the closest hospital, immediately. Only then can I help."
Michael stood up, still holding Lucifer in his arms. He turned to the crowd.
"Gabriel, Sera, go get Charlie and Emily." Michael said, clearly trying to keep his emotions in check, "Now!"
Gabriel and Sera nodded and quickly headed to Hell, while Michael and the other archangels headed to a hospital, something that is typically used so Raphael can monitor over humanities diseases. Right now though, it is needed.
'Don't worry brother... we'll be there soon, just hold on.' Michael thought, trying not to cry over his severely injuried brother.