(Agent 1 POV)
If you asked Agent 1 how his day would've ended up he would've been ecstatic! Up until these last few moments that is. He and his partner, Agent 2, found evidence of the supernatural with little demonic creatures even better than that the demons they found actually just appeared in front of one of their hideouts!
So they captured 2 of the demons they found and have been interrogating the two them for the last hour. Sure they were hardasses the entire time and made fun of his dead mother but hey he and Agent 2 were able to them back for it by hitting them with a heavy dose of truth gas. HA the faces those two made, was able to make the jokes about his mother worth it!
But it was all going too well when in a matter of moments their room got invaded by another one of the demons kind! The girl busted down the roof and started to break her kind free and before we could do anything her accomplice, a goth human looking girl, picked up Agent 2 and busted her head against the window then tossed her back to me knocking the both of us down. We then saw her shapeshift into a wolf girl that any furry would love to look like. With the remaining strength I had I pushed the bottom to summon the rest of the D.H.O.R.K.S agents in this building to handle the demon filth.
It was a slaughter.
Our people, with weapons from Japan's Edo period, were dispatched with such extreme prejudice that it would've been impressive, if not for the demon filth. The wolf girl used a mixture of her teeth, acrobatics, our weapons, and sometimes a gun. The small red girl demon used mostly the battle-axe nearly, my size, like a fucking champ while the one demon she hugged when she freed her demon friends used mostly guns while hissing like a possum while mowing down our agents.
Now the tallest red one, Blitz he heard them call him, was obviously the leader. For the early bit of the fight he mostly played support with his seemingly infinite bag of weapons. Hell he even gave the girl demon water before she snapped the neck of one of the agents. But that monster was no slouch when it was his turn to fight using whatever he had Blitz just killed without remorse seemingly taking a sick enjoyment from the slaughter. HE SAID HE GOT HARD FROM HOLDING A ROCKET LAUNCHER!
Luckily or unfortunately they already killed most of the agents that they didn't need to use it much to Blitzø's disappointment. So with all of the agents besides, Agent 2, dead he decided to push the black button next to the Red Button. The Red Button caused the building to go on lockdown, but the black button summons a mighty warrior. Here's hoping the guy shows up.
(No POV)
"Aww come on I wanted to use My Dick to blow these fuckers up!" Blitzø said disappointed and with an exaggerated face as he and Moxxie held the rocket launcher aiming at the window.
Moxxie looked back to Blitzø while still holding the launcher. "Not to be buzz kill Blitzø but we should probably get out of here while we still can." Blitzø let out a groan and began to put away the launcher with Moxxie's help.
"Fucking fine." After they put away the launcher he, Moxxie, and Millie began to walk to Loona. "Loonie open up the portal!" The disappointment gone as Blitzø walked to Loona with a smile on his face.
Loona rolled her eyes "Yeah I heard you Blitzø." She began to open up the book to activate the portal "Hey next time how about you and fatty try not to get caught by some humans." She found the page and was about to open the portal.
"AW FUCK!"
Loona dropped the book, bent over, and clenched her hand. Blitzø's eyes widen and he ran to her. "LOONA ARE YOU OKAY!?" Blitzø ran to his adopted daughter and gently grabbed her hand. He saw a small scorch mark on the back of her hand and small tears in her eyes as she fought through the pain, Blitzø let out a growl and began to turn around to the remaining two Agents.
"ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK BURNED MY LOONA!? I'M ABOUT TO FUCK YOUR FACE WITH BOTH OF MY DICKS!" Blitzø said as he began to pull out the rocket launcher this time with no qualms on firing it in the first fucker he sees.
"That would be me."
The four hell born creatures looked at the new human that had his finger in gun shape with a bit of smoke coming out the tip of his finger. The man was wearing a black long sleeve with a grey top over it, he also has a red sash around his waist, and also wearing black pants and white boots. He had fair skin, black hair, and black pupils.
Blitzø would've been DTF if the fucker didn't just shoot his daughter with his weird finger laser thing. So with a growl he began to aim the launcher "MOX HELP ME WITH MY DICK SO I CAN BLOW THIS SHITSTAIN ACROSS THE WALL!" Before Moxxie could start to go to Blitzø Millie ran straight at the guy with her axe in tow.
"Ah got em Blitzø!" Millie leaped up and swung her axe down at the man aiming to spilt him in half from the head to ass. But before the axe could hit him he side step and kicked her stomach and sent her flying back to Moxxie and Blitzø. She landed with a hard thud while gripping her stomach.
"MILLIE!"
With a hiss Moxxie grabbed a discarded revolver and went after the stranger, he circled behind him then let out a couple of shots. Faster then Moxxie could perceive the stranger seemingly vanished from his sight and the rounds that Moxxie fired just hit the wall. Moxxie back up while scanning the room with the gun still up.
"MOX BEHIND YOU!"
Moxxie's eyes widen and he turned around as fast as he could but before he could even get a shot off he only saw a finger.
"AGHHHH!"
In the next moment he was flicked across the room his back hitting the metal wall then falling next to Millie unconscious. With a growl Blitzø aimed his launcher at the man propping it in a dead body.
"ALRIGHT YOU PAJAMA WEARING FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO LET US LEAVE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS TO KINGDOM COME!"
The man looked at the Imp holding the launcher, the two unconscious on the floor, and the one Hellhound who was standing over them protectively and growling. The man remembered something he watched from his home and while it isn't usually something he would say he felt that this was a good time to use this one liner.
"Alright do it pussy. No balls."
Blitzø eyes twitched and his tail shot straight up "ME NO BALLS?! FINE YOU ASKED FOR THIS FUCK-FACE!" Blitzø gave a laugh as he shot launcher at the man, and as the rocket grew closer the man only smirked up until the rocket hit and blew up at him.
*KABOOOOM!*
Blitzø's laughter didn't die out as the explosion happened if anything it grew louder, while the fire happened he turned to Loona with a shit-eating grin. "Alright Loonie this time we can blow this-"
"That it?"
Blitzø's and Loona's eyes widened as his blood ran cold, he turned around and saw the man patting his clothes from the soot on them. The most terrifying thing is that not even his clothes was burnt from the explosion that happened. Blitzø backed up with his arms spread out, shielding Loona and the rising MnM, terrified but still growling.
"What and who the fuck are you?" Blitzø asked briefly looking back to Loona then the Grimoire. Loona gave a subtle nod and slowly began to open the pages to the portal page.
The man gave a small chuckle "Well I guess I can, never had a chance to do so, well first off my name is Pat and-"
Blitzø raised his arms up and moved them back and forth "Wait wait wait so what you're telling me is that me and my crew got out asses kicked by a guy named Pat!? " Blitzø asked mostly to buy Loona time but also embarrassed that they lost to someone with only three letters in their name. I mean they have more members in IMP then he has letters in his name.
"Yes no more questions please." The now named Pat rolled his eyes before continuing the story.
(Flashback)
Pat was walking through Conton City heading to the PQs, when all of a sudden a red portal appeared similar to the purple expert quests he seen. Wanting to keep getting stronger Pat went through it without a thought. The moment he did he flew through it until he was shot out over a city. Not recognizing the city he pulled out his scouter he called Trunks to explain the situation, only problem is that he can't reach him. After an hour of trying anybody he knew Pat put away the scouter and put his hand to his head and looked down.
"Oh I'm so stupid, when I get back I don't know who's going to kill me first Vegeta, Trunks, Elder Kai, or The Supreme Kai of Time."
Putting the thoughts of his mentor, co-worker, and bosses aside Pat decided to try and find a way to survive here until he gets back to Conton City.
(Flashback ends)
"So that's my story of how I got here." Pat said as he squat down to get comfortable and looking at the group who were looking at him like he was a dumbass. "What?"
Moxxie coughed and spoke up first "So you saw a strange portal appear out of nowhere and instead of waiting for your boss or whoever to come check it out you decided to jump through it?" Pat looked to the side embarrassed.
"Not my brightest moment sure." Blitzø then raised his hand. "Yeah no but none of that explains why you are here in this building dumbass." Pat hit the palm of his hand with the bottom of his fist.
"Right sorry, well for the first week I mostly just drifted doing odd jobs but that second week those two." Pat stuck his thumb out to Agent 1 and 2 behind him. "Found out I wasn't from around so in exchange for food and housing I played bodyguard for when they needed it." Pat said with a smile
While Pat was talking Loona gave a small nudge to Blitzø and Blitzø sneakily waved his tail before going back to Pat. "Well as fun as it was tripping balls and killing your guys we have a business to run so if you don't mind we'll just be on our way."
Pat narrowed his eyes "No you won't." Pat snapped his fingers and Agent 1 pushed the Red Button to put the building on lockdown locking the Hellborn in this room with dim lights.
Pat looked at them and frowned as he also looked at the dead bodies of the other agents. "If you think you can just leave after killing all these people here without facing a little bit of justice then you are out of your minds." Loona looked at Blitzø with worry "I can't read the spell in this light! I can't see dick!"
Blitzø patted him self down to find any weapon but they were shit out of luck. "Well shit looks like we milked this weapon tit dry and we are out of badassry." Agent 1 and 2 hopped over the broken wall with their guns drawn until they stood next to Pat.
"Ha! It looks you Demons aren't going anywhere now!" The group of Hellborn looked at each other before huddling together, growling as they prepare for one last stand together. But at while Agent 2 was talking he felt it.
They were no longer alone.
The shadows the Hellborn were giving out merged into a bird like monster, the two Agents were shaken as they backed up and lowered their guns while Pat stood his ground. The next moment one of the monitors for the cameras flicked on showing nothing but static until it showed the chairs that Blitzø and Moxxie were sitting in. The monitor shook and shook until it turned off to show the reflections of the Agents and Pat only something strange was there with them.
Four red eyes and a creature with a long neck.
The monitor shook until it fell of the desk, then another two fell quickly on the floor. The humans then heard a chilling voice in the air.
"Who dares threaten MY Impish little plaything?"
Agent One looked up and pointed his gun around "Who said that?!" Pat and Agent 2 touched his shoulder and they pointed at the birdlike footprints that came closer and closer to them. Agent 1 stood in front of Pat and aimed his gun to shoot but he got hit in the head by a monitor. Pat blocked the monitor from hitting himself but he stood and looked at Agent 2's twitching body. Agent 1 without his glasses looked at her with worry
"Agent 2?" Agent 1 got up and reached out his hand to her but Pat grabbed him and pulled him back. Agent 1 looked at him in shock before Agent 2's head fully turned around to face him with an unnaturally wide smile, her body still facing forward. While the bodies of the dead agents rise up next to her.
"WhAt's tHe MaTtEr Demon HuNtErs? NeVer SeeN A rEaL Demon before?"
The voice coming out of Agent 2 was unnatural it's part her with an accent and an entirely foreign voice. The bodies that surrounded her started to draw something foreign to Pat and Agent 1, while they drew Agent 2 let out a bone chilling laugh while bleeding out of her mouth, eyes, and nose.
Once the drawing was completed her head snapped back into place and her eyes rolled back into her head as she vomited out a feathery black substance. Once she was done vomiting she looked up in fear as a black and red bird monster was slowly starting to form. She then felt herself getting tossed back next Agent 1 as they instinctively held each other.
"Stay behind me." Pat said as he stood up to the monster that was slowly making it's way him. The bird monster came face to face with Pat letting out a fierce screech and hiss directly in Pat's face. Seeing that Pat wasn't backing down the bird monster transformed into a tall royal, bipedal, four eyed, owl.
Pat stood his ground as the owl bent over and looked him in the eyes. "Do you not have fear for the demon kind or have you lost your mind to fear?" the owl asked. Pat smirked as he kept his eyes locked on the owl.
"Heh he the first one Birdy." The owl demon let out a small noise of amusement. "My turn to ask who or what are you?" Pat said with little fear. The owl gave a small smirk "Since you're braver then most I'll give it to you. My name is-"
"Stolas?" The tall red imp said with confusion.
To be continued….
Well here's another story from one of my current things that got my attention and won't let me go. In starting to think I might have ADHD LOL. Okay this specific story won't be too long since the time patroller is a hero especially the human ones. Why does that matter well I.M.P kills humans for money and literally if it was any other race other than humans and maybe Namkeians I could make this work but my OC is a human hero so maybe I can work out in a full story but IDK. Ps Ya like that Devil Artemis reference?
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