The 11th Doctor scowled, the Time Lords Joined Starfleet and now Emperor Palpatine was at war with the Klingons.

Star Trek Versus Star Wars with the Daleks caught in the middle.


Alan Wake fell out of thin air and quickly checked his new surroundings.

Medieval Villagers were screaming frantically.

An Angry Mob with Pitchforks was now chasing him for Witchcraft.


TARDIS Sensor Sweep.

"Starfleet Technology, wonderful and helpful. I'm happy the Time Lords Joined Starfleet and somehow the Daleks got ambushed by the Borg." The 11th Doctor paused worriedly.

"Not sure if the Borg are better enemies than the Daleks, probably worse threat than the Daleks." The 11th Doctor decided nervously.

The 11th Doctor had been trying to avoid thinking about the Borg Threat to the Time Lords, being stranded inside the Star Wars Universe just made things worse.

The Jedi Council was defenseless against the Klingons, the Borg would not be any better for them.

So now the 11th Doctor waited for everything to get worse because of course the Borg would be the reason the Daleks built the Death Star before Emperor Palpatine did it himself.

The Time Lord was kicking himself, The Death Star, the Super Weapon in all the Star Wars Movies had been why the Daleks invaded in the first place.


Count Dooku was working for the Klingons and the Daleks were building the Death Star.

Emperor Palpatine wasn't going to win by himself.

"Alright, the Daleks are building the Death Star. Do I keep spying on them or wait for the Klingons to deal with it themselves?" The 11th Doctor debated with himself.

TARDIS Repair Status: Subspace Communications Operational

TARDIS Navigational Computer useless.

"The TARDIS isn't moving, complete equipment lockdown, stranded within the Jedi Temple. It could be worse, so transportation by their NX Class Starship might work, however, one ship against Three Billion Daleks would be suicidal... Jedi Knights included." The 11th Doctor decided quickly.

"I hate being stranded without Time Travel, it makes everything exhausting and more complicated!" The 11th Doctor complained.

"It's also unfair how the Daleks have Time Travel and the TARDIS doesn't anymore!" The 11th Doctor protested like a child.

River Song waited for him to finish pouting.

"Stranded inside the Jedi Temple waiting for the Daleks to build the Death Star, it's the waiting part I'm hating here, everything is happening slowly. I really hate waiting around for things to happen, the Klingons are not even doing anything useful. The Klingons are just being boring empire builders while the Daleks create super weapons. Why am I cheering for the Daleks? I can't really be this bored? The Daleks are doing something new, they pulled the Death Star into the past and it's changed location. Duplicate Death Star Locations, confusing if nobody else notices it's the same object from the future hiding within the past. Basic Magic Trick, appear in two places simultaneously and somehow everybody gets confused long enough to escape detection. Unfortunately, I can see right through it and I'm still stranded without transportation... outsmarted myself because the Daleks are being predictable. Why is nobody else Tracking Time Travel Technology? Answer, the Daleks are the only ones advanced enough to do it and it's basically a trap." The 11th Doctor rambled to himself pointedly.

"So the Daleks build the Death Star and then use it to bait me into their trap. Not going to work because the Broken TARDIS can't move itself regardless of the Daleks making it super easy to track them everywhere they go. Ironic Timing." The 11th Doctor summarized thoughtfully.

"So is the TARDIS boring me to death because of the Daleks or is it really broken down?" The 11thh Doctor asked suspiciously.