The 11th Doctor scowled, the Daleks were building the Death Star and all he was doing was watching because the TARDIS can't move anymore.


TARDIS Sensor Sweep.

"Starfleet Technology, perfect if you get trapped inside your own TARDIS and need something to do." The 11th Doctor was studying the Warp Core.

The 23rd Century Engineering Section of the Constitution Class Starship Enterprise.

"The TARDIS Duplicated Captain Kirk's Enterprise inside itself, the Warp Core is already fully integrated into the TARDIS Energy Grid." The 11th Doctor explained.

"So the TARDIS has Two Engineering Sections now?" River Song asked curiously.

"It redesigned itself after Captain Kirk's Enterprise, so who knows what else we might discover down here." The 11th Doctor explained.

"Like the Robotic Bugs Bunny over there?" River Song asked curiously.

"The TARDIS isn't being funny, it's being mean." The 11th Doctor decided quickly.

"Hello, Time Lords, the TARDIS sent me to be your Tour Guide today. Any questions?" The Robotic Bugs Bunny smiled at them both.

"Whatever I did to upset the TARDIS. I'm very sorry about it!" The 11th Doctor declared frantically.

The Robotic Bugs Bunny looked confused.

"So where are we going first?" River Song asked curiously.

"This way." The Robotic Bugs Bunny lead them to the Kitchen.

"So the Kitchen is unchanged, no surprises?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"Look over there if you want surprises." The Robotic Bugs Bunny instructed.

"Vending Machines, nothing dangerous and Public Bathrooms as well." The 11th Doctor frowned.

"Why do we need Extra Bathrooms?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"The Jedi want to move into the TARDIS." River Song explained.

"Six Thousand Jedi Younglings and their Teachers? You really want to smuggle the Jedi Order inside the TARDIS?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"Remember Order 66, the Daleks lose and the Jedi get slaughtered." River Song reminds him.

"Only if the Daleks lose and the Time Lords Restore History, what if the Daleks win?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"The Daleks invade with the Death Star." River Song reminds him.

"My point exactly, the Daleks are Salvaging Technology. They don't want the Trade Federation getting in their way. Another reason that Count Dooku working for the Klingons has been so helpful to us lately. Then again, everything was been perfect timing." The 11th Doctor explained.

"It took you long enough to notice." Q stated smugly.

"The Q Continuum sent my TARDIS here?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"The Defenseless Jedi Order needed saving and who better than the Daleks to save them from themselves?" Q asked rhetorically.

"You stranded my TARDIS at the Jedi Temple deliberately?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"They needed a Dalek Expert, it was easier than sending Torchwood here." Q stated smugly.

"Torchwood might have sided with Count Dooku to save themselves." The 11th Doctor realized worriedly.

"You were the only correct choice here." Q told the 11th Doctor.

"Why disable my TARDIS then?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"We need the Daleks alive when the Borg get here." Q explained.

"I already hate this plan! You're insane if you think the Borg will be helpful!" The 11th Doctor declared pointedly.

"The Daleks will test their Death Star on the Borg." Q explained.

"You sent the Daleks here to steal the Death Star and test it on the Borg?" The 11th Doctor asked suspiciously.

"You disapprove?" Q asked curiously.

"I'm not Noah's Ark! I can't take two of every species into the TARDIS and just abandon everyone else to die!" The 11th Doctor protested.

"What makes you so sure the Daleks will lose to the Borg?" Q asked curiously.

"We both know the Borg will send reinforcements even if the Daleks defeat them!" The 11th Doctor protested.

"Good thing the Klingons are already here then." Q smirked.

"The Klingons will be at war with the Jedi Order, the Daleks and the Borg will be invading everybody else! I'm outnumbered here!" The 11th Doctor protested.

"You finally understand our plan here?" Q asked hopefully.

"You can't defeat the Daleks with the Jedi Order, the Borg will conquer everybody and then the Daleks will destroy the Borg somehow making everything backfire afterwards!" The 11th Doctor protested.

"Four Hundred years, plenty of time for the Jedi Order to escape." Q disagreed.

"You expect the Daleks and the Borg will still be fighting each other for hundreds of years while I'm around to stop them?" The 11th Doctor protested.

"Would you really ignore the Jedi Order fighting to the death?" Q asked knowingly.

"I want my TARDIS moving again!" The 11th Doctor yelled at Q.