Dimensional Location: Dragon Ball Universe Number 4

Earth Year: 1990 AD.

Bill Cipher was curious why Milo Murphy had returned to Gravity Falls with the Pregnant Melissa Chase glaring at him.

"This has been the First Murphy Family Vacation where somebody gets pregnant without anyone else remembering how it happened." Brigette Murphy says pointedly.

"Mom, Melissa Chase got Artificially Inseminated inside the future, I don't think that any of us saw this one coming." Sara Murphy defended her little brother.

"An Alien Abduction would make more sense than this weird situation does." Martin Murphy says thoughtfully.

"An Alien Abduction would probably Kidnap Milo Murphy on sight." Sara Murphy agreed nervously.

"Are we sure that an Alien Abduction didn't give Milo Murphy False Memories?" Martin Murphy asked suspiciously.

"How do you explain this Government Pamphlet that Milo gave us about Breeding Murphy's Law into Future Generations?" Sara Murphy questioned.

Both of Milo Murphy's Parents shared disturbed glances at each other.

"My point exactly, the future gets messed up and Melissa Chase got herself Artificially Inseminated because of it." Sara Murphy pointed out.

"Milo said that he talked Phineas and Ferb into erasing our memories because the future was horrible." Zack Underwood added helpfully.

"How bad would the future need to be for us to want our memories erased?" Brigette Murphy asked everyone.

"We have a Government Pamphlet about Breeding Murphy's Law into Future Generations, obviously the American Government gets obsessed with Researching Murphy's Law for their own Military Defense Programs. I'm not even sure how Milo Murphy got this Government Pamphlet smuggled into the past without anyone noticing it being missing." Sara Murphy stated knowingly.

"Melissa, wait." Milo Murphy called.

"What do you want, Milo?" Melissa Chase asked him.

"I just wanted to know if you wanted to talk about this?" Milo Murphy asked awkwardly.

"I basically got Artificially Inseminated because my Future Self wanted to have more children. I'm the Victim of my own Time Paradox." Melissa Chase stated brokenly.

"Melissa, you're the mother of my Firstborn. Do you really want me to deal with Murphy's Law without you at my side?" Milo Murphy asked her.

"I never expected Murphy's Law to force me into a Teenage Pregnancy." Melissa Chase answers back.

"You actually thought I was safer being married to Melissa Chase than being imprisoned inside the Government Breeding Program trying to Genetically Engineer Murphy's Law into Future Generations." Milo Murphy admits truthfully.

"I got Artificially Inseminated to protect you?" Melissa Chase asked Milo Murphy suspiciously.

"We needed everyone to believe you had no clue what was going on, so we wiped your memories and then let you wake up pregnant in restraints." Milo Murphy explained nervously.

"What about everyone else?" Melissa Chase asked Milo Murphy suspiciously.

"My memories were the only ones that the Fireside Girls left alone, everyone else had their memories removed to maintain security." Milo Murphy explained nervously.

"Why are you telling me this now?" Melissa Chase asked Milo Murphy suspiciously.

"The Fireside Girls needed you to enter the First Trimester so you would realize the Artificially Insemination happened and start freaking out on your own. We basically had eight weeks to prepare the Memory Erasing Machines in advance." Milo Murphy explained.

"I was in the future for eight weeks and I don't remember any of it?" Melissa Chase asked Milo Murphy pointedly.

"You wanted everyone watching you being hysterical in case somebody questioned how the Time Paradox happened, I personally think that working with the American Government made you paranoid." Milo Murphy explained.

"Milo, less commentary, more explaining!" Melissa Chase yelled at him.

"Bill Cipher is going to kill us on sight, he is a Talking Triangle Monster that Conquers Humanity! We are the only ones who even know he's coming in advance!" Milo Murphy announced.