"Well we don't know where we're going,
And we got no ETA.
No itinerary, compass, map or scheduled agenda,
But at least we're on our way.
We gotta a mini fridge filled with electrolytes,
For when we feel the need to replenish.
And a funky foreign second hand GPS,
That only speaks to us in Flemish.

Whoa oh oh oh,
It's the Murphy family vacation.
Things can be expected,
Even in the best of weather.
Whoa oh oh oh, oh,
The journey is the destination.
We can handle complications,
As long as we're together.

So let's hit the road!"

"Milo, do you still have the Road Map?" Zack Underwood asked him worriedly.

"I thought Melissa had it." Milo Murphy stated.

"She put the Road Map inside your Backpack." Sara Murphy told her younger brother.

Milo Murphy paused and quickly checked his Backpack for the Missing Road Map.

"I can't find it!" Milo Murphy proclaimed frantically.

"What is everyone looking for?" Melissa Chase asked while holding the Missing Road Map.

"Melissa still has the Road Map?" Milo Murphy asked his sister suspiciously.

"I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong." Sara Murphy apologized.

"Well, at least we didn't lose the Road Map." Milo Murphy decided nervously.

"Why is Murphy's Law not happening?" Zack Underwood asked nervously.

"Two hours with nothing going wrong, something big must be happening here." Melissa Chase stated fearfully.

"Maybe we should start Buying Camping Equipment and get this RV off the road." Martin Murphy told everyone nervously.

Loud Roaring quickly changed their minds.

"Please tell me that was just a Brown Bear." Melissa Chase begs.

"Everybody stay alert!" Brigette Murphy proclaimed frantically.

"The First Murphy Family Vacation we come on and some Wild Animal is stalking us." Zack Underwood told Melissa Chase quietly.

"Look out!" Sara Murphy screamed and the RV make an unexpected U-Turn.

"What's going on?" Melissa Chase demanded.

"Murphy's Law send something after us!" Martin Murphy yelled.

"It's a Fire Breathing Dragon attacking the Highway!" Zack Underwood announced frantically.

"What?" Melissa Chase questioned and stared out the window in sudden disbelief.