By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Notice: BTBG will be referring Better Than Blitzo Guy
Chapter 1: After the Party
While driving on his way home from the party, all Blitz could think of Stolas dancing and making out with that Better Than Blitzo guy. If Verosika didn't hold him back, Blitz would've done some major damage. Of course it doesn't change the fact that Stolas was happy, it just that he was being happy with someone who is not Blitz. Then Blitz imagines Stolas with BTBG, sitting on the bed that he and Blitz always shared, undressing each other, kissing, licking each other. Giving each other oral. Then BTBG reveal his massive male member that is bigger than God himself. Stolas of course is very impress and frighten and eager to have something so huge to be in him, which of course it did when BTBG thrust it into Stolas which gave Stolas the eternal orgasm that he's been wanting his whole life. And BTBG kept going at it forever, giving Stolas one gigantic wave of pleasure after the other as Stolas kept on shouting BTBG over and over. Then Stolas broke the fourth wall as he says "I don't you love Blitzy. I found someone better than you. You'll die alone forever." with a cruel and evil smile and laugh.
Blitz screamed with rage, the more angry he gotten, the faster he was driving. He just wanted to end it all. End his life, just like everyone, especially Stolas, wanted in the party. If I kill myself then everyone will love me. Luckily, he snapped out of it when he notices something falling out of the sky. "Huh? What the fuck is that?" Normally he wouldn't care such things, but his curiosity gotten to him and followed where that object fell. Whatever fell out of the sky, it landed somewhere in the Magne District. Not in the city, but in the woodsy part that is close to the city.
Blitz got out his van to investigate further. When he came into a clearing, he sees what that fallen object was. "Wha...an angel?" When Blitz got a closer look, he discovered that this angel is not like the ones who come down Pentagram City for extermination every year. This angel has long hair that white at the top that gradient down with some light blueish gray. She was formal white gown with long sleeves and puffed blue shoulders and full skirt. Her skin was light gray with 9 white freckles, 3 on each cheek and 3 on her nose, and big blue eyes.
What really got Blitz's attention that she has six wings which are embedded with spears that looks like made with beams of blessed light that are pinning her to the ground. This isn't just an angel, she's a seraph. But why would anyone would cast out a seraph. They're piratically like the Heaven's version of the Ars Goetia. The poor girl is struggling to get up, but every time she does, her wings get more damaged, causing her to scream in pain. "Hang On! I'm Going To Help You!" This is not like Blitz. Usually he just ignores anyone who needs help, but for some reason, he has to help her.
The young seraph, sees Blitz coming up to her, this is the first time she's a Hell's resident up close before, and a Hell's resident that has come to help her. "Wait! Don't Touch The Spears!" she tried to warn Blitz, but didn't hear her as he grabbed one of the spears and quickly burned his hands. "GAAHH! CHEESE AND HOT SAUCE! THAT FUCKING HURTS!"
"I tried to warn you! These blessed light spears! They cause damage to anything they touch!"
"Okay don't panic!" Come Blitz, think! There's something I can use to protect my hands. Blitz looks at his shirt and jacket and thought up an idea. He took off two of his clothes and ripped both of them, wrapped them over his hands as makeshift mittens. Then he tries again to pull out of the spears. The leather from his jacket acts as a barrier, the beam managed to disingrate the leather, but slowly, giving Blitz enough protection as he successfully pulled the spear out from one of the wings. "Okay that's one down and five more to go." Blitz braces himself for the up coming pain as he determine to get rid all of those spears, which he did, but the first three completely burned off the leather outer layer and the last two managed finish of the cloth layer. "That should do it." He turned to the fallen seraph and offered his hand. "Are you alright?"
The seraph looked up at Blitz as he accepted his hand "Yeah, I guess so." Blitz helped her up, but she almost fell over as Blitz quickly catches her. "Oh man, those blessed light spear thingies did more damaged to you than I thought." Blitz examined her wings. "I'll be okay." She tried to reassure him. "But what about you? You got hurt when you were pulling out those spears."
"Ah don't worry about it, I've been hurt worst, but we need to get you to a hospital. The bad news is that the only hospital in all of hell is in the Sloth Ring, and getting an appointment there is such a bitch!"
"No, No hospitals. From what I hear, people of Hell, besides you, aren't quite friendly to angels, especially I've learned what the Exorcists have been doing. I need to get to the hotel"
"Uh look, you're cute and pretty and all, but we just met. And I'm not quite in the mood right now considering what a night I've been having, plus you're hurt." Blitz blushed when she said hotel.
"What? Oh no no. I mean the Hazbin Hotel. I have friends there." The seraph also blushed when Blitz called her cute and pretty.
"Hazbin Hotel? You mean the one that is own by that Princess of Hell chick who is trying to redeem sinners?"
"Yes and I need to be there right away?"
Blitz was going to ask her if she's a sinner but by the looks of her, there's no way she is one, which means she's a fallen angel. "Okay, but first I need to fix your wings a bit."
"But what about you? You need more help than I do."
"Like I said, I had worst pain." Blitz clutch his chest where those spears were when he was pulling them out of the seraph's wings.
"See. Here, let me help." She placed her hands on Blitz's chest and a light blue aura appeared over him and healed his chest and hands.
Blitz sees that he is alright now. "Wow, thanks uh..."
"Emily." She introduced herself.
"My name is Blitz, the 'o' is silent." They shook hands. "Now lets work on those wings." Blitz leaded Emily to his van. When they got there, he open to the passenger side and started cleaning up a bit. "Now where's that first aid kit." Then he remembers where the kit is and open the glove compartment. "Ah here its." He open up the kit and took out several bandages, pads, medical tape, and wrappings . He did his best to cover the holes in her wings with those medical supplies he gathered. "There those should hold you until you get better medical attention."
"Thanks, now can you take me to the hotel, please?"
"Oh yeah, right." Blitz helped Emily get on the passenger side and closed the door and went around to the driver side and enter the van. "Come on come on." The imp tried two times to start the van and he did it on the third try and started driving. "Sorry about that, this old gal takes a lot longer to get turn on if you don't get it just right on the first try.
"It's okay, I don't know that much about cars or any kind of forms of transportation. We don't any of that where I was from."
"Really? Not even planes, boats, and trains?"
"Nah, but we do fly around" Emily pointed to her wings.
"Huh, I'm guess you don't have any problems with pollution and fuel prices and traveling expenses."
Emily laughed at Blitz's joke. "No, I guess not." Blitz smiled at Emily, it's been long time since any one has ever laugh at his jokes. The only one who does was...No no, don't even think about him. It's all over between you two. Blitz wanted to ask her why she had fallen from heaven, but he guess that it's a bit of a personal thing that she wants to tell her friends over at the hotel and he was afraid that he would be prying. "That's it, over there." Emily pointed to a tall building with a light-up sign 'Hazbin Hotel'.
"Oh wow, for a hotel that has Hazbin in the name, it sure looks fancy and swanky." Blitz was impressed by the exterior of the hotel.
"They must've repaired since the extermination."
"Extermination? But didn't had the last one about 6 months ago?"
"You mean you didn't know? Didn't you noticed the attack of the hotel when it happened?"
"Sorry, but I don't keep up with current events and I tend to stay out of politics." They arrived at the hotel and parked next to the entrance.
"Well, I better get in. Thank you for bringing me here."
"Hang on, I'll bring you to the entrance." Blitz got out the van to open the passenger door and picked up Emily since he thinks she might still be hurt from the spears.
Emily giggled by the attention she is getting. "I really appreciate this, but you don't have to go all this trouble for me."
"Hey, you fixed me up a bit, at least let me return a favor." Blitz carried to the entrance and knocked on the door.
"I hope we weren't disturbing anyone." Emily
"Well there should be at least one up." Blitz knocks again.
Blitz was right on one thing, there is someone up in the hotel. A grumpy looking cat with red wings and card symbols and little top hat was cleaning up glasses in his bar when he heard the knocking. "Oh for Satan sakes, who could be coming here at this hour?" Husk grumbled a bit as walked towards the door. "Hold your horses, I'm coming." He opened the door and sees Blitz holding Emily in a bridal style. "Listen, I would like to congratulate you two, but it's late and were not that kind of hotel, but there's a motel just few miles down the road."
"Oh no no, it's nothing like that." Emily recognizes the winged cat bartender gambler. "Hey, I know. You're Husk, one of Charlie's friends, right?"
"Huh, is she serious." Husk asked Blitz.
"Hey Buddy, I don't know any about this as you do."
"I saw you and the others who were in that club when Charlie showed us that image when she was trying to convince the council that sinners can be redeemed."
"Heh, so I'm famous now."
"Listen, I like to stay here and chat, but Ms. Emily says she knows owners of the hotel."
"Charlie? Well don't just stand there, bring her in."
Blitz entered the hotel with Emily still in his arms. "You two can go sit on the couch in the lobby while I go get the princess. While I'm at it, I'll get your boyfriend new shirt for him to wear."
"But were not..." But Husk already left before Blitz and Emily could finish their sentence. "Well we might as well get settle in." Blitz carried to the couch and gently set her down. He sat next her. The two were looking at opposite sides of the lobby, not know what to say next. Emily just have a tiny smile on her face while Blitz looked a bit nervous like he is on a first date and he's been around for quite a while. He tried his best to break the tension. "So, uh, this hotel has quite a nice lobby. Heh heh." Oh way to go you stupid fuck, you have a beautiful gal with, and a seraph to be exact, and you're trying to talk about the hotel lobby?
"It's okay, I had a feeling that you want to know why I was pinned down at that the woods back there."
"Huh, you mean you can read minds?"
Emily blushed but also looks ashamed. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pry into your private thoughts like that. You have every right to ask me. I do owed you an explanation."
"Well I was kind of curious, but I just thought you want to save that for your friends as soon as they get here."
"Truth is I was cast out of Heaven."
"Cast out? But why? Pardon me for saying this, but you don't look like someone who would cause trouble."
"I was defending a sinner who just recently got ascended into Heaven."
"WHAT?!" Blitz quickly covered his mouth when realized how loud he was yelling and goes into whisper mode. "You mean a sinner some how got into heaven? How is that possible?"
"Do you know someone named Sir Pentious?"
"Pentious Pentious. The snake guy with the weird and crazy gadgets and weapons?"
Emily nodded. Blitz was taken surprised by this information. "He's sinner you were talking about it?"
"Yes. He sacrificed himself when he was trying to protect his friends and this hotel. When he appeared in front of me and my sister, I was happy, because he is proof that sinners can be redeemed."
"Wait wait hold on. You mean Pentious is dead?"
Emily nodded again but with some sadness. "Adam was the one who killed him with his blessed light beam."
"Oh man Moxxie is not going to like this."
"Moxxie?"
"He's one of my co-workers. A big Pentious fan. The guy collects any news article and photo clipping he can get and paste them in his little fan scrapbook. If he hears about what happen to his hero, it will break his heart, which means I would have to deal with a crying man-child imp."
"Oh you two work together?"
"Yeah, me, him, his wife Millie, and my daughter Loona"
"You have a daughter?" Emily got excited when Blitz told her a little bit about himself.
"Yeah, I do. I adopted about five years ago when she was about 17." Blitz reached into his back pocket of his pants and pulled out his wallet. He opened it and showed her pictures of Millie, Moxxie, and Loona.
"Wow, they seemed wonderful. You're lucky to have good friends and Loona looks so pretty."
"Yeah I do, don't I."
"So what kind of work do you and your friends and daughter do, Blitz?"
Blitz now is apprehensive about telling her since she's a seraph and sweet one at that. He isn't sure tell someone like her what does for a living for he might scare her away, but she was honest with him about why she was cast out, so he had no choice but to be honest with her and took a deep breath. "I'm an assassin for hire."
"Um excuse me, but what?"
"People hire us to kill someone for them and they pay us. You see, my friends and I started an assassin agency called Immediate Murder Professionals as we call it I.M.P. Only we work for sinners who got screwed over when they were alive and they hire us to get revenge on those who got them into Hell in the first place. Loona is our receptionist and, well, I guess have to tell her she can't open portals anymore." He shows her the Asmodean Crystal. "A guy I used to know gave me this. It's an Asmodean Crystal, it's usually used by Succubus and Incubus who works for the King of Lust in the Lust Ring to get into the human world. But the guy gave me this one so that my co-workers can do our jobs. Maybe Loona can even help us in the field so that she won't have to spend all day looking at her smartphone while waiting for calls from our clients. Before I got this, we used to use a book called Grimore, which was owned buy the same guy who gave me this crystal, but I have to give it back to him once a month during the full moon." Blitz decided to stop right there since he still being hurt by tonight's earlier events and he doesn't want tell Emily all the details, at least not yet anyway as he sees that she is trying to process what's been telling her.
"So you kill people for money?"
"Yeah, I know something you don't to hear, and I'm guess it's pretty much what those Exorsits do every year. We try to be discrete a little bit more these days. Wearing human disguises and try not to kill any innocent by accident."
Blitz looked at Emily as she has this expression of hurt and betrayal as he told her what he does for a living. Then he notices that Emily's chest begins to glow, but really took him by surprise is that two eyes opened up. A small one on her tiara halo and a big one on her chest. "WHOA! What Is That?!"
"Sorry, these are my seraph eyes. When someone is telling the truth, they open up. And what you've been telling is the truth." Then her eyes closed.
Blitz, still feeling uneasy, gets up. "Listen, it's really late and I need to get going, I'm pretty sure Loona would get upset if I don't get home soon. But it was really nice to meet you, Emily. I'm glad I got to know you and I hope your friends will help you with your situation,. I also hope that Pentious guy is happy in Heaven." He was about to leave when Emily grabbed him by the wrist.
"He's on trial!" Emily blurted it out.
"Huh?"
"Please, would you stay with me for awhile?"
"Really, after what I just told you?"
"I know, and I don't like what you do, but recently tonight, you saved me by removing those spears and got hurt doing so. Any other person wouldn't be bother doing so, but not you, you help me and drove me here. So that you are more of a good person than you think."
"That's nice of you say so, but I'm not a good person, ask anyone in Hell."
"I want to ask you. Plus I really don't want be in this lobby all by myself. So would you please stay, at least until my friends get here, besides, I think Husk will be upset if comes back here with a new shirt for you and you're not here to get it."
Blitz sees her smile and smiled back. "Okay, I'll stay, but if I get an angry call from Loona, I'm telling her that you're holding me hostage."
"Okay then." They both laughed until they heard three voices.
"This better be good for waking us up this late."
"I'm sure there's a very good explanation, Vaggie."
"I'm telling you two, this guy brought this girl who says she's a friend of yours."
Husk return with a fresh new shirt for Blitz, along with Charlie and Vaggie in their robes for modesty sake. Charlie and Vaggie sees Blitz and Emily in their lobby and recognized Emily.
"Emily!" Charlie and Vaggie were happy to see their seraph friend and Emily reacted the same way. "Charlie! Vaggie" The two girlfriends and the seraph ran up to each other and got into a group hug.
"Oh it's good to see you again Emily." Charlie.
"What brings you here at the hotel Ems?" Vaggie.
"Oh, this is Blitz, he brought me here." Emily introduced Charlie and Vaggie to Blitz.
"Hi." Blitz awkwardly waved.
"Oh wow, Hi Blitz, I'm Charlie and this is my girlfriend." Charlie shakes his hand.
"Hey, what's up." Vaggie also shook his hand.
"Hi, nice to meet you two."
"Blitz also saved my life." Emily felt that she should told Charlie and Vaggie.
"Saved your life?" Vaggie was confused.
"Oh my gosh! Emily what happened?" Charlie gave Emily her worried look
"Sera cast me out of Heaven."
"What? Sera?!" Charlie was shock.
"Your own sister? But why?" Vaggie was angry.
Emily got cast out by her own sister? This is just like when Barbie shut me out of her life.
"I was defending Sir Pentious when he got ascended into Heaven."
"Wait, Sir Pentious got into Heaven?" Charlie was both surprised and happy. "Oh my gosh, Vaggie, that means the hotel works." She squealed with glee.
"I'm happy for you, Babe, but what about when Emily says that she was defending him." Vaggie brought her princess girlfriend back to reality.
"Oh yeah, why would Sir Pentious needed to be defended, Emily?"
"Sera thought it is a start of an uprising from Hell."
"Of course she did thought it is." Vaggie knew that Sera has this paranoia about Hell Uprising, but she would never thought that she would cast out her own sister. "Now what about the part when Blitz here saved your life?"
"He found me in the woods where I was pinned down by spears made of blessed beams of life and he got hurt when he was pulling them out."
"Whoa! Buddy! You actually touch blessed beams of light?" Vaggie looked at Blitz incredulously.
"I had to. Those blessed light spears kept hurting her every time she tries to get up." Blitz indicated to the bandages that he put on Emily's wings.
"Oh Gosh! Emily, I didn't even noticed! I'm sorry, do they still hurt?" Charlie examined Emily's wings.
"I'm fine, Blitz did his best treating them."
"But still, Blitz, you actually pulled out those spears out of her? Ither you are really brave, crazy, or stupid." Vaggie hope that Blitz didn't took that last part as an insult.
"Eh, I'm all three." Blitz took it in stride.
"But wouldn't need something to take care of those wounds from those spears?" Charlie was afraid that Blitz is still hurt.
"Ah it's okay, Emily healed me after I got those spears off of her."
"Well thank you for saving our friend and bringing her here." Charlie shook his hand again.
"Ah well, it's no big deal really." Blitz just blushed a bit.
"Well this is good and fun, but it's late and I'm pretty sure your angel friend needs her rest, plus she'll need some medical attention. And oh yeah, here's your shirt." Husk handed the shirt to Blitz.
"Oh good, thanks." Blitz puts on his new shirt. It looks like Blitz's usual white dress shirts, except it has card symbols on the collar and cuffs and buttons, and hand of cards in straight aces on the pocket on the right side. It also fits Blitz perfectly. "I promise I'll clean it and return it to you."
"Nah, keep it, consider it as a thank you gift for saving Emily and bringing her here." It's not often Husk does something this nice, unless it's Angel Dust. "You know, Emily is lucky that you were around to save her."
"Yeah well, she was pinned down, I just couldn't leave her."
"And you were lucky that no one saw you with an angel, at least I hope no one did, because if word got out then there will be a whole lot trouble for you, her and the hotel."
Blitz took Husk's words as a warning.
"Husk is right, we need to rest because it will be long day tomorrow so that we figure things out." Vaggie advised.
"Okay Vaggie, I'll join you later." Charlie kissed Vaggie and Vaggie went back upstairs.
Blitz couldn't help being turned on by seeing two pretty girls kissing each other. "Take my advise, my friend, don't stare too long or else you'll get burned." Husk gave Blitz a fair warning.
"Oh yeah." Blitz quickly snapped out of it.
"Um Blitz, I just wanted to say that I'm happy to have met you and I hope that we'll meet again." Emily blushed
"Yeah, I'm glad to meet you too, Emily, maybe we can get together someday once you'll get better soon." So did Blitz.
Charlie and Husk notices this conversation and senses that there's something between those two. Charlie was smiling with delight while Husk's smile is more sly.
"Okay Ms. Emily, time to go to bed, I'll show you to your room."
"Okay Mr. Husk."
"Just Husk will do."
"Alright, then you'll just call me Emily." Emily looked over should to see Blitz one more time as Husk led her upstairs. "Good-night, Blitz."
"Good-night, Emily." Blitz waved with a goofy look on his ace which didn't go unnoticed by Charlie.
"So, Blitz, would you be alright driving home?"
Blitz shook his head to regain his senses. "Home, yeah, I need to get home. I got a daughter, she's probably worried about me. But before I go, here's my phone number." Blitz gave Charlie his business card that has his cellphone number. " Would you please call me as soon as Emily gets better.?"
"Of course, I'll let you know as soon as I can. Thank you again for bringing her here." Charlie accepts the card. "Good-night Blitz."
"Night, Charlie." Blitz leaves the hotel and Charlie closed the door after him. Just as Blitz was going to open his van, he heard a small psst. He looked around and looks up and sees Emily smiling and waving at him from the window. So he smiled and waved back and Emily went back into her room as he got into his can.
Unaware that a suspicious shadow was looking over them and what it got what it needed, it slithered back where it came from which turns out to be certain radio demon. "Hmm, interesting." Alastor has usual look of mischief. "An imp came to an aid of a fallen angel, and an seraph to be exact. Oh this is going to be fun. I am so looking forward on what those two have in store for us."
It took a while, but Blitz made it home safely. He looked around to see Loona is here. Looks like Looney isn't in the living room, she could be either asleep or is out with Bee and Tex. Blitz walked up to Loona's door and tried to listen through the door. He could hear a faint snoring. Oh good, she's asleep, hopefully she didn't stayed up waiting for me. An angry Loona is a scary Loona. He plopped down on the couch and pulled out his phone and open his contacts. He scrolled down until he got to one particular phone number that belong to his newest ex, Stolas. He blocked the number and then deleted. "HM. Well that was easy as I thought it would be. Now comes tough part." And so Blitz spend the rest of the night deleting and canceling every single social media account he has that Stolas are also in.
So it looks like Blitz made a new friend in Emily. Will the two meet again? Will she be answer to get over Stolas? What will M&Ms and Loona think of this? And how will Moxxie take the news that his hero Sir Pentious is now in Heaven? Find out next time in The Imp and the Angel.