By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 11: Plans with in Plans.
Somewhere in an icy unknown land in Hell. There stood an ice palaces and the palace structured like a three-layer cake with sharp snowflake structures off to the sides with diamond designs inside.
Inside the palace are two Goetias birds, one is a white peacock demon and the other one is a Swan. Those Goetias birds are actually Andrealphus and his sister, Stella and they appears to be having tea and Stella is talking to her brother, which looks something very important and interesting.
"So, let me get this straight. Stolas has further disgrace and dishonoring the Goetia family and his reputation by letting all Hell know he is a man whore and going to a hate party on Earth that was hosted by a famous singer and the hate party is about his beloved play thing imp?" There was genuinely shock on Andrealphus's face and Stella nodded her head before taking a sip of her tea.
"I mean, could you believe it dear brother? Not only I had to deal with a divorce, but also, I had to try and 'clean up' our family's good name, because of that no brain of my ex husband exposed himself as a man whore!" Stella said, still pissed about it while literally drinking in one sip all her tea.
"I wonder who exposed him as a man whore?" Andrealphus asked, while talking a sip of his tea.
"Ugh... it were two peasants that exposed him..., one was an hellhound goth girl called Loona? Luna? And the other was a lowly imp girl that was called Millie? Mills? I don't remember that, and honestly? I don't really care..." Stella said while trying drowning her anger with more tea. "You know I actually felt sympathy for that pathetic little imp that ruing my marriage, but now that I think about it, it's pretty much a blessing in disguise. At least I don't have to put up with that poor excuse dickless for man. What I am relieved that Octavia and Vassago weren't in that video when that incident happen."
"Ok, and then his reputation got worse when he went to a hate party?" Andrealphus asked.
"EXACTLY! NOT only he DARED cheating with me with a lowly imp, but also tossed him aside and going on a fucking hate party where he would whore himself to the first demon that encounter!" Stella snapped while standing up and also throwing her cup to the wall smashing it, the only thinking about it was making Stella wanted to kill that brain dead of Stolas even more.
Andrealphus was looking at the cup smashed in disbelief "...that was of a part of a very rare and expansive set..." he says still shocked and also hurt about all the money he had wasted onto that set that was now ruined because of an outburst of his sister.
"Aw don't get your dick twisted in a knot, Andy." Stella made herself another cup of tea.
Andrealphus sighs "Look Stella I understand your concerns and what are going through, but... could you pretty please stop destroying my things with your outburst?" Andrealphus asked gently, a bit scared, because he didn't want another of his expansive and rare cups to suffer.
"I'm sorry but I'm so angry at FUCKING NOW INCUBUS SUCK COCKING MAN WHORE!" Stella threw another cup at the wall, smashing it, much to the honor of Andrealphus who quickly went to the ground to pick up the pieces of his expansive and rare cups in his hands.
"I wonder how that imp will feel knowing that Stolas's reputation got worse..." Stella grumbled as she want to made herself another cup of tea. "Also, I talked about this situation with Stolas father: Paimon, naturally he was as equally as pissed as me, and you know how he is, so now he is currently going to talk with Lucifer about all this in order to restore the honor of the Ars Goetia..." Stella said while passing one hand on her forehead.
But Andrealphus wasn't paying attention to what his sister is saying, he only listening to the words that is keeping repeating in his head I wonder how that imp will feel knowing that Stolas's reputation got worse...That's when Andrealphus got suddenly an idea, a very devilishly idea, with a smirk he ask at his sister. "Hey Stella, you said that Stolas reputation got worse right?"
"Yeah, I told you that my stupid ugly asshole ex husband's reputation got worse. Weren't you paying attention!?" She yelled at her brother, completely anger and annoyed that her brother ask her about Stolas's reputation. Again.
Andrealphus simply decide to ignore her temper tantrum and said "Yeah yeah, listen, I have a plan for getting with full custody for your daughter, but we need that lowly imp that slept with your ex."
Stella looked at her brother with a shocked and disgust expression. "Why do we need that lowly imp?" She gripped the tea handle in her hand.
Andrealphus sits on the table "Obviously we know that Stolas and that imp were sleeping in each others and were basically similar to a couple before, and, after their break up, I probably think that Blitz-o, if I said correctly, would be much more vulnerable and also much more easy to manipulate him. So, my plan is simple, we could get him on his good side and persuade him into making him testimony against Stolas, and so finalized your divorce and also making you win the custody battle and get the alimony that you rightfully deserve, and getting Octavia away from Stolas..." Andrealphus says while looking at his sister with a devilish look.
Slowly a sinister smile appears on Stella's face. "You're right, Andy. He would be a great pawn in our plan. But how do we get that imp who name is Blitz-o on our side?"
"Oh sis, you didn't saw the TV yesterday? He is currently on a place called Hazbin Hotel, he has done a TV spot along with your daughter and brother-in-law Vassago for a certain campaign about a low sinner called Sir Pentious" Andrealphus says while rolling his eyes and sipping his tea.
"You watched the live video yesterday?" Stella asked, wondering why her brother watched the live video about a campaign which is called Justice4SirPentious.
"Yeah, I was really bored, and didn't payed much attention, but now, i think it's finally time to get fully our attentions, anyway, the plan is simple, you have to gain their trust, not only by that peasant, but also on the guests of that little hotel, including your daughter and brother-in-law, you have to be perfect darling and also very convincing and unsuspectible..." Andrealphus says sipping his tea more slowly.
"You're right, if we get not only that imp, but everybody from the hotel on our side. Then Stolas would lose everything including our daughter." Stella smirked evilly.
"I see that you are connecting to me this time, dear sister, so, I must suggest to go on now on that hotel and start gaining everybody trust, and, once you will done it, you will come to me, and we will act the second part of the plan, where we will use that lowly imp for your divorce..." Andrealphus says while smirking.
"Yes, but also I think it best for you to talk that lowly imp first instead of me." Stella took another sip of her tea, much to confusion of her brother.
"Oh? And why should I do it?" Andrealphus says in confusion, while laying the cup on the table.
"Well, since that imp used to get along with my ugly ex husband before their 'break up'. It would make sense for a handsome Goetia like you to gain his trust and sympathy in his weak and vulnerable state, especially for his broken heart after what happened at the hate party." Stella looked at her brother, with a smirk.
"Ohoho, you flatter me dear sister, plus, yeah, there are some words of true on what are you saying." Andrealphus sighs. "Alright then, I will help you but only for this time around..." Andrealphus says before standing up and picking his own Grimore.
"Just make sure you don't fall in love with him, like my idiot and drama-queen husband did." Stella spoke in a disgust tone, while sticking out her tongue.
"Oh don't worry, unlike Stolas, I am not that weak" He says rolling his eyes before opening a portal and step inside.
At the hotel~
Blitz could smell of the delicious pancakes from the kitchen as he walking in the hallway of the hotel. "Oh man, must be breakfast time." He licked his lips and rubbing his belly as he followed the smell.
I bet those pancakes the King of Hell make sounds delicious! His mouth start to water as the thought of those delicious pancakes, but he quickly check if Emberlynn isn't hiding somewhere because he isn't happy that Charlie let her stay at the hotel.
I just hope Charlie would fix her crazy obsessive on me... He shivers in fear as he continue walking the hallways and down the stairs.
Blitz then passes on Emberlynn room, and once he saw her sleeping, he started walking on tip toe, because he didn't want to wake up the "beast" while passing he see how Emberlynn was sleeping: she was sleeping on the bed without her blankets, with computer (that have the pink color) on top of her, her cat headphone (pink as well) almost falling from her head, while sleep talking about something that involve both her and Blitz.
When Blitz reached the dining hall, he see that Charlie and Vaggie are there. Along with Millie and Moxxie and Alastor, Niffty, and the ones he wants to see the most, Emily. "Morning guys."
"Morning Blitz." Everyone else return the greeting.
Emily urged Blitz to sit with her, which of course he happily accepts and sat next to her. "So where is everybody else?"
"Well Katie and Tom and the news crew left last night after Emberlynn's...imaginative story ideas." Charlie answered.
"But they promised they'll say that Bee's Verosika's downfall story is hoax so that no one will ever read it." Vaggie continued.
"I also took the liberty of taking away Niffty's phone and have her internet privileges revoke, permanently." Alastor added in.
Niffty was giving Alastor a very sad and pouty look. "That's not going to work on me, Niffty Dear. You should've thought of that before you decided to post that story on the internet."
"Carmilla and her daughters have to go home too." Said Moxxie as he has worried look on his face. "I hope she doesn't bail out on our campaign after last night."
"Don't worry, Moxxie. Carmilla is not going to leave our Justice4Pentious campaign over that." Millie tries to comfort them.
"So I'm guessing that everyone else is not up yet." Blitz assumed.
"Charlie says that everyone else is still sleeping off from last night." Emily confirmed.
"I can relate." Blitz understands what it's like. "There are times when I can get overboard and feel nauseous the next day. And Loona is often a late riser." Blitz gives Moxxie a look that tells him not to say anything bad about Loona in front of his new girlfriend.
Moxxie sees the look and nods. Even Moxxie knows better than to insult Loona around Emily.
Soon, Octavia and Vassago joined in at the table. "Morning /Buenos Dias."
"Morning Vassago, Morning Octavia" everyone on the room said at the same time.
"So... how are ya feeling after... ya know... last night?" Blitz asked at Vassago and Octavia after all the trouble that Emberlynn put them through.
"Better now after I had some of Husk's cocktails." Vassago turns over to Charlie. "By the way, Princess, thank you for providing the complementary hangover medicine." He politely bowed.
"Oh you're very welcome, Vassago." Charlie bowed back.
"And Loona and I spend the rest of the night watching movie stunt bloopers and snacking on the free fruits and candy bars." Said Octavia.
"Well at least she is sleeping now, I saw her while coming down, and It's for the best to not bother her for now" Blitz said, still shouldering about it.
"Good point" Vaggie chimed in.
Then Lucifer came in the dinning room, and everyone could notices that he didn't get any sleep at all, he was like a zombie "Morning..." he says a bit sleepy and also grumpy.
"Um, Morning, Dad. Are you feeling okay?" Charlie is very worried about her father.
"Guess the king of the duckies didn't get over about the depravity of a fangirl, huh?" Alastor with his usual smile while teasing him.
"Shut up, Radio Demon, and it's not only about all that shit I have heard, it's about what me and the other sins have done throughout the night, in fact, after that 'moment' me, Beelzebub and Asmodeus have done some calls at the other sins, and today, they should come here at the hotel and so we can all discuss about settle the courtroom..." Lucifer says while grabbing some coffee and drinking it in one sip.
"Really? That's great Dad!" Charlie is excited because she gets to see the rest of the 7 Sins. She hasn't seen them since she was a little kid and they are always fun to be with.
"Yeah, yeah Charlotte, it's great at all, but now, just let me recover before the meeting..." Lucifer says still pretty much drowsy and also tired.
Then Asmodeus and Fizzarolli enter the dinning room, and by the look on Asmodeus face, it's clear that he had been n inch of sleep, and, pretty much was still traumatized, "Huh... morning guys..." Fizzarolli greeted for both him and Asmodeus while holding the hand of his huge boyfriend.
"Morning Fizz. Don't worry, she won't be here as long as you don't say your name." Blitz trying to put his friend at ease.
"Oh thank God, Ozzie here haven't close an eye during the night, and it's still pretty much shaken right now, but he should be getting better after a nice breakfast... I hope... come on Ozzie this way" Fizzarolli says while gently guiding Asmodeus on the table and made him sit. Fizzarolli then extend his robotic limbs and start preparing quickly breakfast for Asmodeus helping Charlie in the process.
Then a still sleepy Loona comes in. "Morning."
"Hey Loona" Octavia greeted her.
"Hey..." She says while grabbing a mug and pour some black coffee.
"Are you feeling okay sweetie?" Blitz asked to his daughter.
"Well other than Via and I stayed up all night watching laughing our asses off at crazy stunt people getting injured and stuff ourselves with fruit and candy, by the way Charlie, thanks for the free snacks and drinks, I feel fine." Loona sit next to Octavia. "By the way is she..."
"No no no, she won't show up if you don't say her name." Blitz and everyone else warned Loona.
"Oh good, because I don't want to deal with her ever again." Loona took another sip of her coffee.
Vaggie feel like she should say something to ease the tension. "So, other than the Sins coming over, what do you guys want to do today?"
"Well I was hoping that me and Blitz, Moxxie, and Loona would like to take Emily to the Wrath Ring with us." Millie answered.
"Why it always the Wrath ring?" Moxxie said, still thinking about what happen to the Harvest Moon Festival.
"Oh don't worry Mox, I will protect you in case things gets bad" Millie said to comfort her husband.
Then Vortex and Bee enter the room, or better, Vortex enter while helping stand up an half-drunk and half-awake Beelzebub on the room "Hey..." Vortex quietly says avoid to stumble while holding Bee.
Everyone just waved Hi. Vortex have Bee sit down next to Ozzie and goes to fix her some coffee. "You okay, Bee?" Ozzie asked in a whisper.
"No..." Bee manages to say through her drunk state.
"She still drunk after what happen with..." Vortex was about to say her name but everyone stopped him and yelled at him.
"DON'T SAY IT!" including Asmodeus, Lucifer and surprisingly Bee too.
"...You-Know-Who..." Vortex whimper in fear. He gives her the coffee.
"I am so sorry everyone." Blitz still feel bad about this. "I didn't think that she would actually followed me here."
"Anyway, we wanted to to take Emily to the Wrath Ring and let her explore the ring while you do the meeting here" Millie said while drinking her coffee t try and change the subject.
"Oh wow! That sounds like fun!" Emily is really excited about this.
"I thought you might like it Emily Girl." Millie is happy that Emily wants to go.
"I am warning you, Ms. Emily, people here can be quiet mean" Moxxie says while warning her, clearly still shaken up by his experience with Millie's family.
"Oh don't you worry Emily. I'm sure that Blitz will be able to protect you." Millie gave them a wink.
"Don't you worry guys, besides, if someone tries to at lease insult her..." he says while bring it out his pistol "...then probably he would like to get his skull pierce..." he conclude with a sadistic smirk.
"Um... I appreciate the enthusiasm and the willing to protect to me, but... could you do it... in a non-violent way? Pretty please?" Emily says gently and also worrying about Blitz, since she didn't want Blitz to get hurt at all because of her.
Blitz just look into her beautiful blue eyes. How can I say no to that face. "Okay Emily." He smiles and puts his gun back in the holster.
Angel and Husk were the last one to arrived. "Morning." The both said it.
"Morning guys" everyone greeted at the duo.
"You sleep well?" Charlie asked.
"So-so. But damn, that girl, had literally wasted the entire bar..." Husk says while pointing Bee, that was still on recovering.
"Sowwy..." Bee whimpered while having her head on the table
"Whatever you two do, do not, we repeat, do not say her name." Vortex warned.
"Oh you mean..." Niffty almost said it when Alastor stuffed a popover in her mouth. "Have a popover, My dear Niffty."
Niffty began to munch it happily.
"Well, guess we better get going..." Millie said before standing up.
"Yeah, we should..." Loona also stand up.
"Oh crumbs.." Moxxie was still hesitant to stand up.
"What do you say, Emily? Wanna go see the Wrath Ring? Millie's family own a ranch and have horses. Maybe they'll let us ride them." Blitz was blushing the whole time he was telling all those things to Emily.
"I say, let's go!" Emily excitedly stood up.
"Okay then." Blitz stand up.
Emily turns to the Sinners, the Sins, and two of the Ars Goetia. "What you guys, would you like to come along?"
The Sinners gave her sorrowful looking looks. "We really do want but aah..." Angel wanted to break it to Emily gently.
But Husk decided to be bluntly honest with her. "Sinners can only stay in the pride ring."
Emily gasp. "Oh my, I am so sorry." She feels bad of asking them to join her and IMP.
"It's quite alright, my dear. You didn't know." Alastor knows she meant no harm.
"At least you were nice enough to invite us though." Cherri appreciated the gesture.
Lucifer has a look of guilt. Oh man, I wish I didn't made that law.
"Wish Bee, Fizz, and I would join you guys, but we Lucifer will need us to help him organize the court hearing." Ozzie explained.
"Plus the last time I went anywhere without Ozzie, I almost got killed." Fizz couldn't find a gentler way to explain it, which shock Emily.
"I was there with him. I'll tell you all about it after we get back." Blitz promised Emily.
"I would go, but I'm sure that Lucifer will need my services." Vassago implied.
"And the people of the Wrath Ring aren't particularly fond of royals, especially after my dad gave that abysmal speech at their Harvest Moon festival which they find it as an insult." Octavia has that sour look on her face every time she mentions her father.
"Oh well, I'll bring all you guys something from Wrath." Emily promised.
"Oooh, I always wanted a pair of cowboy chaps." Angel accepted her offer.
"It's okay, it's not necessary." Husk didn't want to take advantage of her kindness.
"No no, we insisted. It's the least we can do after putting up with us." Blitz declared.
"Yeah, we'll find you all something you'll like." Millie added.
"We just wanted to show how we appreciate you guys." Moxxie was being sincere.
"Well in that case, have fun you guys." Charlie waved good-bye.
"Take care." Vaggie wished them well.
"Okay, bye." Blitz, Emily, and IMP waved good-bye back and turned to leave.
The IMP gang Emily reach out the door to exit the hotel (even for Blitz relief), but, as soon as they open the door, they instantly froze, because, they were surprise to find the entire crew of Verosika (minus Verosika) standing outside with suitcases and box's, they also were surprised to see that some of the members where also covered with bandages.
"What are you guys doing here and what the fuck happened to you?" Blitz asked as he stares in shocked to see Verosika crew outside the hotel with suitcases and box and that some of them have bandages, which caught the IMP gang and Emily's attention.
"Um... Hi Blitz, we... we just wanted to ask Charlie about something..." one of them, Milky said, still a bit nervous about the whole thing.
"About what? About what happened with Verosika?" Millie crossed her arms, narrowing her eyes at Milky, she is still mad at them after the Spring Break disaster and that some of them sexually assaulted her husband. But she does feel a concern for them due to the bandages that some of them have.
They look at each others, before looking down, Kiki quietly said "we are not associated with her... not anymore now.. ."
"Why not?" Moxxie asked.
"It because everybody in Hell hate us now." Ace said, as he showed the bandages on both of his hand to the IMP gang and Emily.
"We have no place to go..." Apple said while her eyes water again.
"And also... we wanted to apologize with you, Mr. Blitzo and all of you guys..." Kat said, still looking down the ground while having his hands inside his pockets.
Blitz and the others looked at each other, not sure how to react or what to said. But they are thinking the same thing. Everybody hated Verosika's crew!?
"Honestly? I think you guys should see it coming after associate with someone like her..." Loona said while scrolling on her phone.
"Loonie!" Blitz looked at his daughter with a shocked expression, but part of him is proud that his daughter said that to his ex girlfriend's crews.
"That wasn't very nice to say, Loona" Emily said a bit offended about what the daughter of his boyfriend said to these desperate demons.
"What? They should know that they shouldn't work with someone like Verosika who would hosted a hate party on Earth which is about you every year on Halloween!" Loona pointed at them. "They should tell her not to do the hate party when they first worked with her! But they fucking didn't! And just like Vortex, they were unaware of the consequence of how the hate party will affect them and their lives!"
Blitz and Emily wanted to stop her, but one of the crew, Josh, simply said "She's right..." That's sentence made everyone look at them in shock, even Loona, who was insulting them, decide to shut up and let them speak what they were saying.
"When we first worked with Verosika, we thought that Verosika doing the hate party about you on Earth..." Josh looked at Blitz. "It would be cool and awesome, knowing how much she hated you along with the others."
"But then over the times, these parties not only became too repetitive, but also they were becoming to much, growing in something completely out of control, even for her standards..." Apple added.
"We didn't think how everybody in Hell would reacted if they ever learn and found out that Verosika hosted a hate party on Earth, especially for the King of Hell, King of Lust, and Queen Beelzebub..." Coco looked at the ground with sadness in her eyes.
"But when that group of sinners and imp ambushed us, and also hurt us, we have only then realize how deeply that had affected everybody here in hell..." Ace added while clinging to his boyfriend.
"They ambushed you!?" Blitz shouted, with a shocked expression. Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Emily also looked very shocked.
Josh nodded his head. "Yes, we were minding our business, me, my boyfriend Ace, and our good friend Kat on the sidewalk, waking and talking when suddenly out of nowhere, a group of sinners and imp ambushed and attack us." Josh showed the large bandage around his left ankle, a couple of bandage on his left cheek and a black eye.
"They practically circle us and wanted to hurt us because they wanted to send her our remains and scare Verosika..." Kat said while showing the bandages on his arm.
"At first, we thought they want our money the way they circle us. But when one of the sinners punch my boyfriend's eye along with slashing his left cheek with his claws. We know something isn't right." Ace brought his boyfriend closer. "I try to protect Josh and Kat, but they were too strong..." Josh gently rubbed his hand on Ace's bandage hands.
"One of them shouted, "This is for Blitz!, while holding a large knife." Josh softly spoke in a fear voice as he start to shake in fear. He is clearly deeply traumatized for what happened to him, his boyfriend Ace, and their friend Kat.
"They manages to run and hide in an alley... but the fact that this what everyone thinks about the hate parts, and the fact that these demon's were willing to kill us just to scare Verosika show, had show us how deeply she had messed up" Milky said while she and Ace were both comforting Josh.
"And that the reason why you guys decided not to want to work with Verosika anymore?" Blitz asked, his eyes is filled with concern for them.
"Yes, they hate us for being associate with Verosika. Verosika wasn't happy when we told we don't want to work with her anymore." Apple remembers the angry words Verosika has said when she shouted at them.
"We aren't ask that much, just a place where to stay... we can't go neither on our apartments since everyone know where we live and probably they wanted to hunt us that place too..." Apple said still a bit sad.
"So that what make you guys came to the hotel..." Millie spoke in a concern voice, her anger has disappeared after learning what happened to them, and couldn't help but be concern for them, especially for Kat, Ace, and Josh.
"If that so then you are welcome to stay..." suddenly Charlie said while coming and standing with the IMP side.
The IMP gang, Emily, and Verosika's gang jumped by the sudden appearance of Charlie."You hear what they said?" Emily asked.
"Yup, and I must say, while your actions weren't that great and all, this hotel accept every type of demon that are willing to redeem themselves, and this also means accept ever demons like you guys" Charlie explained while also point her finger at the now ex Verosika gang.
The crews looked at each other and then at Charlie with tears in their eyes. "Thank you, Princess...thank you..." Coco said, as she wipe the tears from her eyes.
"And the other reason we came here, it because..." Ace took a deep breath and look straight at Blitz. "We want to work with you, Blitz."
"WAIT WHAT?" the IMP gang including Emily yelled at the same time.
"You guys want to work with me?" Blitz pointed at himself, looking very confused and shocked that his ex girlfriend crew want to work with him.
The crew nodded their heads.
"But why?" Charlie asked.
"We want to make up with you for all the insults and the bad thing we had said to you and your group..." Ace said.
Apple nodded her head "And we all thought that this was the best way to make it up for everything" she said, with hope on her voice.
"Well, I don't think that is a good idea of having you guys wo-" Moxxie's sentence was quickly interrupted by Blitz. "Ok, I will let you guys work with us."
Everyone looked at Blitz a bit shocked about how quickly he agree.
"Huh... da- I mean, Blitz, are you sure about it?" Loona asked, still doubtful about their real intents, even because deep down, she doesn't want to see her father suffer again, especially not by someone who worked or was friend with Verosika.
"Listen, I know they did a lot of shitty things to us when they were with Verosika, but they are not anymore. I mean look at them." Blitz directed the M , Loona, and Emily's attention to the ex-crew of Verosika's. "They reminded me of me when I first set out of my own."
The IMP gang look at Verosika crew, and while they were relived, hopeful and also miserable, they couldn't help but remind them themselves too, because once, before meeting each others they were also miserable and lonely too, and so, they feel something new, maybe pity? Maybe the urge of comfort them and tell that it's alright? Who know...
"And beside, they will help us to get a target since they are succubi and Incubus." Blitz said.
They thought for a moment before agreeing.
"Mmmmmhh... I guess okay then" Moxxie says a bit doubtfully but still hopping for some good.
"Yeah, now that I think about it, they could help..." Millie said with more enthusiasm.
"...Sure, as long they will not misbehave bad then fine by me" Loona added, still a bit doubtful but also resentful about their past actions...
"So, you letting us to work with you? And staying at the hotel?" Coco asked, as she looked at Blitz and Charlie.
Charlie and Blitz both nodded.
"As long that you will be respectful and behave, then you are all welcome to stay" Charlie said, trying to hide her excitement, since her Hotel was now getting more guests
"...and also ad long you help us with our job, then sure you are all in..." Blitz added.
The crew nodded in agreement.
"Well in that case, Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel." Charlie greeted as she let Verosika's ex posse in.
"We'll see you all when get back." Blitz promised.
"Yeah, we're taking our new friend Emily here to the Wrath Ring and visit my folks." Millie showed Emily to them.
"Oh you're the one that Millie and Loona talked about in that video on the Sinismart incident..." Milky pointed out.
"Yeah, I guess I am. It's nice to meet all of you." Emily was flattered when someone recognized her and she shakes their hands.
"Nice to meet you two, Ms... uhh... what was your name again?" Ace asked before getting smacked in the head by Coco
"It's Emily, idiot, her name is Emily" she says.
"It's nice to meet you as well." Apple smiled at Emily.
"Oh, sorry." Ace spoke in a sheepish voice while rubbing his head.
"It's okay, you all can call me Em, or Emmy, or Emma." Emily shows them there are no hard feelings.
"I'm guessing you saw the video, right?" Millie asked, looking embarrassed and ashamed that Verosika's ex pose might have seen that video.
"Saw it? We loved it! It was awesome!" Ace complimented.
"Anyway, we are letting you with your things while we settle down" Kat says while picking up one of his box.
"Ok, I will tell my father along with friends and girlfriend that you guys are staying here." Charlie said, as she is excited to tell everybody that they have new guests at the hotel.
"Also, be careful and don't say a certain name here..." Blitz said to warn them about Emberlynn.
"Well bye, y'all and hope you all be okay." Millie waved good-bye as she and the rest are leaving the hotel.
"What name?" Josh asked, looking confused, and so did everybody else. But the IMP gang and Emily are already gone.
Charlie had called some of her friends: Vaggie, Husk and Nifty, and she with them, began all to help the Verosika Crew to pick up their stuff and put it on their respective rooms (that were close enough to them).
"So, these new guest used to work with Verosika Mayday?" Vaggie asked her girlfriend.
"Yup, we used to work with her, mostly for her concerts and tours on the Earth during Spring Break" Coco respond instead of Charlie.
"So, why don't you guys work with her anymore?" Husk asked, while holding Niffy as she try to rip a piece of hair from Kat, Ace, and Josh.
"We simply got so much hate and also so much death treats after the revelation, and after that ambush... we have decided that is better if we cut ties and take some distance from her..." Apple said, meanwhile Ace, Kat and Josh were backed up on a corner because they were scared of what Niffty could do if she get close to them.
"Bad boys...Bad boys...Bad boys..." Niffy mumbled as she smiled at Ace, Kat, and Josh who are backed up on a corner, deeply scared. She really want to rip a piece of their hairs...Bad boys' hair!
"You're sure? Because it's look like she want to rip them apart." Coco said, as she and the girls watched Niffty's expression and smile on Ace, Kat, and Josh.
"Huh... don't worry, we are 80% sure that she is harmless" Charlie said while putting a forcing smile, since she didn't want them to get scared and uncomfortable.
"Or probably just wanted to rip some of their hairs off, like he did with Val..." Husk said annoyed and tired while holding Niffty.
"What!?" The boys shouted in fear.
"Yeah, but don't worry, most of the time she is harmless..." Charlie tried to defuse the situation.
"I just want a taste for my collection!" Nifty says with that crazy look on her one-eye.
Vaggie whispers to the new guest. "Just hurry and get to your rooms. Husk can't hold her any longer."
The boys didn't needed to bet told twice as began to unpack their stuff on the room more quickly, through all of this, Milky keep thinking about what Blitz have told them about don't say a specific name here at the hotel, and so she had to ask at Charlie. "Hey Charlie? Can I ask you something?" Milky said as she put a box down.
"Sure." Charlie was more than eager to answer some questions Milky might have.
"What name does Blitz told us not to say?" Milky asked.
"Oh... well, it's the name... of our recent guest..." Charlie said, a bit nervous about talking about her, while also putting a nervous smile.
"Why we can't say it? What's so wrong about it?" Josh asked.
"Well if anyone says her name, she would most likely appear." That's all that Charlie can say.
"And trust me, you wouldn't like it, because she's so damn and fucking annoying..." Husk said, tired like usual, still pissed about his first experience with her.
"Oh, you are talking about Emberlynn Pinkle, Husky?" Niffty asked innocently.
"NIFFTY NO!" Everyone (except Verosika ex-crew) yelled in fear, which also scared a bit the Ex-crew of Verosika.
But it was too late, because as soon those words came out of Niffty mouth, Emberlynn shows up from the door with her usual bright and fangirl attitude "Konnichiwa guys! " she says with also her cringy and girly voice.
Everybody, including Verosika's ex crew immediately felt their bodies cringe, except for Niffy who giggled.
Emberlynn noticed the crews and gasped in excitement as she recognized them as succubi and Incubus from the movies and anime shows and movies she watched on Earth back when she was alive.
"OH. MY. GOD. Who are you guys?" Emberlynn ask while trying (and failing) to hold her excitement.
"Uh..." Before any of the crews could respond, Emberlynn quickly went to their sides and admire their wings, the horns on their heads and pulling some of their tails, for example Josh, Coco, Apple, and Kat.
"Omg! OMG! THESE ARE REAL SUCCUBUS AND INCUBUS! AND THEY HAVE EVERYTHING!" Emberlynn exclaim excited. "THIS IS PERFECT FOR MY NEXT FANFICTION!" She exclaimed.
"Your next what?" Kat asked, while rubbing his tail since it was pulled very harshly by Emberlynn and so are Josh, Coco, and Apple.
"MY NEXT AMAZING, SWEET, ROMANTIC, AND SEXY FANFICTION! WHICH IS GOING TO BE ABOUT YOU GUYS!" Emberlynn pointed at the crews with a huge fangirl grin.
"Oh and btw, Charlie have you seen Blitzy-Kun around, it's all day i search him, because I wanted to show him something" Emberlynn says while pulling up her phone.
"Show him what?" Charlie asked, still feeling cringe.
"This!" She shove her phone into Charlie's face.
It was a blog page called "Let's help Blitz" and it had already a huge amount of followers already.
"I worked all night since I came here and also, we are searching for Blitzy-Kun exes name for his courtroom case, here look, we had already found some of them." Emberlynn says while scrolling down the blog page, in fact, there were already some names, they also had their bio, age, and where they live, all these people (that were at Blitz hate parties) were marked with a "WANTED" sign.
"You did this all night?" Vaggie asked, as she, Husk, and Niffy were reading from Charlie's shoulder and they are shocked the blog page called "Let's help Blitz' got so many followers.
So many demons and sinners want to help Blitz for what happened to him at the hate party that was hosted by Verosika on Earth.
"Yeah, because first of all, Beelzebub said that joy only that bitch of Verosika and that ass bird of Stolas were gonna go in court, but also all the exes that have gone of these parties, second, if you think I wouldn't do anything for Blitzy-Kun, then you are absolutely wrong, girl" Emberlynn said while also updating the page, more exes were found on the list.
"Wait, Verosika is going to court?" Ace asked, looking shocked and somewhat horrified. So did the others.
"Well yeah, everyone had read that onl- wait how did you know about her?" Emberlynn was starting to say before questioning them.
"It's because..." Coco pause as she looked at the others with fears in her eyes. She isn't sure of how Emberlynn is going to react if she learn they used to work with Verosika, but it's not going to be good.
"...it's because they were also got wronged by Verosika!" Charlie quickly said to save their faces and life from the wrath of fangirl.
"Oh okay! :)" Emberlynn said.
"Anyway after we found the names we will give them to Lucifer so that they know where to search" Emberlynn said while looking at Charlie.
"You really want to bring all the exes to court with Verosika and Stolas?" Charlie asked.
"Obviously! Who ever had done such vile thing need to pay, no matter how many people got involved" Emberlynn said while being strangely serious but also very menacing on her voice.
"Um, Charlie...can I asked you something?" Ace asked and Charlie nodded her head. "What is going to happened to all those exes who went to the hate party on earth once they goes to court?" Ace is curious to know.
"Honestly? I don't have any idea..." Charlie said a bit creep out about what Emberlynn said.
"Anyway! Since the the search is long, because how many people attended the Hate Party, i am gonna distracted myself. writing some fanfictions" Emberlynn said while returning her "normal" self.
"Do you need my help?" Niffty asked, that sentence made Emberlynn gasp.
"Do you also write fanfictions?" Emberlynn asked at Niffty excited.
"I do. I love writing fanfiction. My favorite fan fictions story that I created is Husk x Angel and Lucifer x Alastor." Niffy proudly announce her favorite shipping.
That's when Emberlynn gasped more realizing something "Are you... the legendary Xx0ne-eyedmaid69xX?" She asked, hopping that she got it right.
"The one and only." Niffy did a curtsy bow and Emberlynn gasped in excitement.
"Wait, Niffy? You wrote fanfictions about Charlie's dad and Alastor?!" Vaggie shouted, looking confused and shocked, and somewhat disgust of the idea of the radio demon and the King of Hell falling in love, which would never happened since they both hate each other so much.
"Including me and Angel Dust?!" Husk could feel his face turning bright red.
"Yes, in my story, Fat Nuggets is your baby and son. So, you and Angel are mommy and daddy!" Niffy proudly looked at Husk with a huge smile on her face.
Emberlynn then do an high pitched excited scream that also broke a nearby bottle "OH MY GOD! YOU ARE A LEGEND AMONG THE FANFICTION WRITTERS! THIS IS EXCITING WORKING ON A FANFICTION WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTIST!" Emberlynn says rapidly barely containing her excitement.
"Thank you!" Niffy giggled at Emberlynn's high pitched exited scream.
"How about we start working our fanfictions together, right now!?" Emberlynn grab Niffty's hands. And Niffy nod her head very rapidly. She could barely containing her excitement as well.
They both left in an hurry and everyone just stare with a shocked look on their face.
"Huh... what's just happen?" Coco asked still shocked.
"I think we witness the born of a menacing group..." Vaggie said a bit scared.
"Great... just great... more headaches in coming..." Husk grumpily says while facepalming.
"Um, did that one-eyed sinner named Niffy said she ships Husk and Angel Dust? As in the famous porn star Angel Dust?" Kat asked.
"Um, yes. She did. Why" Charlie asked, looking confused why one of the crews want to know about Angel.
"Because me, Josh, and Ace are a huge fan to the famous porn star, Angel Dust." Kat replied, with a huge smile on his face, and so did Josh and Ace.
"Well of course you are..." Husk says while rolling his eyes, hiding the fact that his bf have so many fans.
"Well, then you're in good luck. Angel is staying at this hotel as well." Charlie looked at the guys with a smile on her face. Causing Husk to looked at her with a shocked expression.
"He is?! This is so fucking awesome! We can finally have him autograph our bodies with a permanent sharpie!" Josh pulled out a sharpie from his pant pockets.
"Hell yeah! Maybe he would allow us to hug him too! I hear his chest fluff is so soft!" Ace smiled in excitement.
"OH HELL NO!" Husk said out loud, before realizing what he just said.
Everybody turned to look at Husk with a shocked and confusion expression, while Josh, Kat, and Ace looked at him with an angry expression.
"What do you mean oh hell no? Are you Angel's boss or something?" Kat asked, while crossing his arms.
"Huh... no , it's just that..." Husk for the first time didn't know what to say.
"What Husk wanted to say, it's just that you first need some rest happen to you, you know? Then you can meet him" Vaggie quickly cover Husk.
"Well, I guess you're right. We have a terrible and horrible days with the haters, so it best for us to get some rest. Right boys?" Apple looked at the guys, who is still looking at Husk with angry glare.
"Yeah, you're right. But it still going to be awesome to meet the Angel later." Kat smile as he uncrossed his arms, while giving a quickly angry glare at Husk.
"That's what I like to hear, well, me, my gf and Husk we are leaving alone now" Charlie says while opening the door of their room to exit.
"Bye! See you later." The crews waved goodbye to Charlie, Husk, and Vaggie and Charlie waved back as she close the door.
As soon they left the room and somewhat far away from the room. Vaggie looked at Husk with an angry expression. "Husk, what the fuck was that!?"
"*groan* Sorry okay, it's just escaped from my mouth" Husk says while rolling his eyes drinking his whiskey.
"You shouldn't have said that to the boys that want to meet Angel due to them being a huge fan to him." Charlie said as she looked at Husk, with a sad smile. "And one of them is also right about you not being Angel's boss, Husk." Charlie softly whisper at the last part and this made Husk softly flinches when she said 'Angel's boss'.
"It's Angel's choices if he want to meet his fans or not along with autographs and giving them a hug. Not your, but Angel." Vaggie added.
"*sigh* whatever... I am going to the bar now if you need me..." Husk says before heading away .
As Charlie and Vaggie watched Husk disappeared from the corners, Charlie whispers to Vaggie. "He was jealous, wasn't he?"
"Yes, he was." Vaggie sigh as she pressed her hand on her forehead.
In the Wrath Ring~
Blitz, Emily, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie have arrived in the Wrath Ring, wearing the same outfits they were where they were here for the Harvest Moon Festival, with addition to Emily's sweet cowgirl outfit that will match her Heavenly aesthetic. "Welcome to the Wrath Ring, Emily." Millie greeted as they stepped out of the Hellevator Station.
"Wow, this place looked amazing!" Emily admired the Wrath Ring.
Blitz could feel his heart is about to burst out his chest due to the cowgirl outfit she is wearing. She looked so cute in it!
"Glad you like it Emily Girl." Millie was happy that Emily is liking the Wrath Ring so far.
"Should someone be picking us up by now?" Moxxie was checking his watch.
"Don't worry, Moxxie, she'll be here any minute now." And just as Millie predicted, a big pick-up truck arrived in front of Emily and the imps, and the driver is none other than Millie's sister, Sallie May.
"Sallie May!" Millie shouted in excitement to see her sister again.
"Millie!" Sallie May open her arms as Millie crashed into her. The two of them lifted each other up and twirled together and laughed.
"Oh it's good to see you again Mill."
"I'm happy to see you two Sallie." Millie and Sallie May disengaged their hug. "Thank you for picking us up."
"Oh heck, tweren't nuthin', anything for my favorite sister." Sallie May patted Millie's shoulders.
"You remember my friends, Blitz and Loona, my husband Moxxie, and this is our new friend, Emily." Millie introduced Sallie May to the newest member of her friend group.
"Hi, it's very nice to meet you." Emily extended her hand to Sallie May.
"Why Ms. Emily, you're as pretty as a field of moonflowers on a spring evening?" Sallie May complimented as she accepted Emily's hand and shook it.
"Thank you, and I think you're pretty as a field of moonflowers on a spring evening as well." Emily smiled at Sallie May, causing Sallie May to blush and chuckle.
"I like her already." Sallie May grin at her sister.
Millie is glad that Emily and Sallie May are getting along.
So did Blitz. "It's nice that you're making new friends already, Emily." Blitz stood by Emily's side and smiles at her.
"It's a gift of mine." She giggled, causing Blitz to blush.
Sallie May notices how Blitz and Emily are looking at each other and asks Millie. "Are those two?"
"Oh yeah?" Millie answered with a smirk.
"Oooh." Sallie May responded with a sly look. "Well better y'all get on in. Ma and Pa are getting the place all nice and tidy for your visit."
"Really?" Millie asked, and Sallie May nodded her head.
"And also, sis. I saw the video of what you and the Hellhound chick did." Sallie May gave Millie a thumb up. "Nice job."
"Thanks." Millie returned it with a fist bump.
Everyone got into the pick-up truck.
"This Ring does look happy and enjoy full life. Everybody must be so happy here." Emily smiled innocently, unaware that not all imps have a happy and enjoy full life here.
Sallie May chuckled. "Yeah..." A small frown appears on her mouth, and Millie place her hand on her shoulder, looking at her with concern in her eyes.
"Soooooo... did ya two already do it?" Sallie May asked out of the blue while she was driving at Blitz and Emily.
"Already do it what?" Emily asked innocently while Blitz started to blush.
Millie and Moxxie urge Sallie May not to ask anymore questions like that since Blitz and Emily are still getting to know each other. Sallie May not have some fancy school degree, but she is not dumb and knows what Millie and Moxxie are indicating. "Ah well you know, helping Miss Princess Charlie around that fancy hotel of hers."
"Oh! Yeah, we all helped Charlie around to make the hotel look good" Emily said while clapping her hands together.
"...almost too good..." Blitz said, still shaken up but yesterday.
"Well I hope you'll like staying over at the ranch house. It's not fancy like the hotel, but it's quite cozy." said Sallie May.
"Oh crumbs, I hope it doesn't repeat what happen the last year" Moxxie said worried, still remembering how he was humiliated, hit and dog piled by everyone including a huge shark.
"Relax Moxxie, I told our brothers not to gang up on you like last time." Sallie May tried to put his mind at ease.
"And if they do... well, I guess I won't be their 'nice sister' anymore..." Millie says while passing her thumbs on a knife.
That actually made Moxxie feel better.
"Well I would like to meet your more of your family, Millie." Emily is looking forward to see Millie's childhood home.
"I am sure they also love to see you, Emily" Millie says before putting her knife away.
"Yeah, I mean we are like 6 people here but we sure live a quite happy and enjoyful life..." Sallie says before doing a drift with her pick-up truck avoiding a random walker that was crossing the road without watching it.
"Anyway hold ya horses now, because we are on a really troublesome road!" Sallie says before starting to drifting into different curves and dodging at a zig-zag pattern different walkers on the road.
Moxxie was screaming holding his seats for his dear life.
"Be careful, Sallie May!" Emily called out as she is looking deeply worried for the walkers that might get hit by the pick-up truck.
"Don't ya worry, Emily, I know these roads since I was a toddler!" She says before doing a drift on a curve.
Millie was also screaming, more because she is actually enjoying the ride instead.
So is Blitz. It almost like being in a roller coaster.
"Oh crumbs...I think I'm going to be sick..." Moxxie cover his mouth with his hands as his face is slowing turning green.
"If you puke on the backside of my pick-up I am throwing you out" Sallie May says while avoiding an old demon.
"Hey!" Millie says offended.
"Sorry sis, but you know that I don't like clean puke and stuff..." Sallie May apologies to her sister.
Loona on the other hand was surprisingly calm despite the road and the fact that most of the time she was on her phone, it was like it didn't bother her.
The truck drove over a big bump on the road that caused Emily to fall on top of Blitz.
"Is everybody alright?" Sallie May asked without leaving her eyes on the road.
"We're okay." Blitz and Emily said it together as they blush and smiling at each other.
"No..." Moxxie weakly said while trying avoiding to puke in order to not get Millie sister angry.
"I took worse and you know it, sis!" Millie said with her thumbs up.
"Yeah..." Loona finally said without leaving her eyes off her phone.
"That good, because we're about to go through more large bumps on the road!" Sallie May smiled.
"Why I have to suffer every time we do something?" Moxxie cried out while trying to holding his urge to puke.
"Its because you're weak." Sallie May smirked, causing her sister to growl at her in anger.
After what it seems like another trembling and filled with hole road, finally they reach the ranch of Millie, and, the first thing that Moxxie did once he exit from the pick-up was puking on the ground.
"Poor Moxxie." Emily said, as she looked at Moxxie with a worried and concern expression.
Millie quickly went to her husband's side and rubbed his back as he was puking. While Sallie May and Loona laugh at him, Blitz is trying his best not to laugh at him due to not wanting to make Emily mad at him.
After some more puking Moxxie stands up "Okay okay, I shouldn't have eat that pizza last night..." Moxxie says with trembling legs.
"Emily, do you think you can help Moxxie?" Blitz asked.
"Yes, of course." Emily goes over to Moxxie. "Do you mind if I try something, Millie?"
"Sure, go right ahead." Millie gave Emily her permission.
Emily places her hand on Moxxie's stomach. "Don't worry, Moxxie, you'll be okay." Her hand glows and Moxxie begins to feel better.
"Wow, my stomach feel better. Thank you, Emily." Moxxie smiled.
"How did you do that?" Millie asked with curiosity and amazement.
"Oh... it was a standard angelic healing spell..." Emily says blushing a little.
"Very nice angelic healing spell, Emily." Moxxie said as he smiled at Emily. "Thank you for making my stomach feel better."
"Damn... I never saw anything like this in all my years..." Sallie May said, impressed.
"...and neither did we..." a new voice add.
Everyone turned to look where the voice came, and that's when everyone see the parents of Millie, standing there.
"Ma! Pa!" Millie shouted in excitement as she ran to her parents and gave them a great big hug.
"How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?" That was Joe's special nick name for Millie.
"Doing great, Pa! I'm so happy to see you guys again!" Millie smiles at her pa and ma.
"I see you made a new friend, Millie." said Lin.
"Oh yeah, this is Emily." Millie introduce Emily to her parents.
"Hello, it is an honor to meet you two." Emily politely bowed to Joe and Lin.
"Aren't ya a little beam of sunshine. Nice to met ya, I am Joe and this is my lovely wife Lin" Joe says while presenting himself and his wife.
"We are delighted to have you here Ms. Emily." Lin hugged Emily.
"Thank you and please, call me Emily." Emily hugged back.
"Oh, and also Millie, care to explain if those rumors are true about the fact that you got a beef with a noble owl?" Lin says to her daughter after finish hugging Emily.
"I kind of reckon that you two saw that video." Millie being awkward as she is biting her lower lip while smiling and moving her right foot left to right with her hands behind her back. "But, yeah, it's kind of true. But that's because he hurt Blitz."
"Well why don't you all come in. I'm sure you all will explain it over supper." Lin invited Millie and her friends into their house.
"Yeah, come in and rest up a bit and get freshen up. You all must be tired from your trip. Especially with Sallie May's driving." Joe chimed in.
"I second to this..." Moxxie says on the background.
"Pfff... there is nothing wrong on my driving skills" Sallie May says while crossing her arms.
"You didn't hear my dad and Emily complain about it." Loona said it with a sly smile as Blitz and Emily blushed by what she said. Then all of them entered into Joe and Lin's house.
Meanwhile, at Hazbin Hotel~
It been a while since that awful morning, and finally after some coffee pancakes and even a really loooooong rest: Lucifer, Bee and Ozzie had finally manages to recover (at least what remains) themselves, and, thanks to the help of Charlie and her friends, they manages to create a small "meeting room" on the living room of the hotel
Lucifer is now in charge."Okay, now that my Char Char is looking after She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named, we can now organize the meeting. Ozzie, Bee, did you two call the rest of the Sins like I asked."
"We literally called them together last night, Luci, you was there too..." Bee responded deadpanned
"Sorry, sorry, it's just hard to remember after hearing the horror of You-Know-Who write about..." Lucifer still dread thinking about it.
"Me too. My and my lover FizzaRolli are completely traumatized for what happened last night..." Ozzie shudder in cringe as he remembers Emberlynn fanfiction story about her and Blitz.
"Well, anyway, I took me a while, but Satan should be coming..." Bee says while sitting on a chair.
"Wait... did you also tell about who is the one that is gonna be judged?" Ozzie asked as well he sits near Beelzebub.
"No... I didn't, unfortunately..." Bee with nervousness on her voice.
"Great, so does it mean Satan is going to be judge, again?" Ozzie place his hand on his head. "You knows how he acted when he is a judge."
"I swear to me, I think that he would be the judge and nothing will change his mind when he gets to know who will be judged..." Lucifer says while facepalming and take the center seat of the table.
That's when the doorbell of the hotel rings.
"That must be them right now." Queen Bee said.
Ozzie hold back a groan knowing that Mammon is here at the hotel as well. He is glad that Angel Dust isn't here in the living room but with his lover FizzaRolli, and his two good friend Cherri Bomb and Husk somewhere in the hotel.
But sooner or later, Mammon will probably start asking him, Bee, and Lucifer about Angel, knowing that he has might seen the live video or not.
"I am coming!" Charlie says from the corridor before heading to the doors and open them.
Standing outside the door are Satan, Mammon, Leviathan, and Belphegor, also known as the Sin of Wrath, Sin of Greed, Sin of Envy, and Sin of Sloth and Charlie's uncles and aunts figures.
Sure enough enough, Charlie squealed with the excitement about the fact that saw her uncles and aunts again: "OMG Hi!" Charlie exclaimed excited.
"Hello, Charlie. It's so good to see you again!" Belphegor smiled at Charlie, while trying to stay awake.
"Heya kiddo, been a while, last time I saw ya, ware literally a small bean of cuteness" Mammon says while crunching at Charlie level and also pitching her cheek.
"Thank you, Uncle Mammon! You gotten more bigger than the last time I saw you!" Charlie innocently said, unaware that she somewhat call Mammon fat.
Mammon knew it was insulted, but, because it was her niece, plus it was pretty much naive, he decides to not get mad at her "Right... I know... anyway, got something for ya'" Mammon says before giving at her a bag of money.
"Don't waste them all in once... or probably do so..." Mammon says before looking back and see that the others sins are looked at him in shock, because this was the first time that they saw Mammon being this generous "What you weirdo are looking at?" Mammon he annoyed asked while putting his hands on his hips.
"Nothing, it was just weird that you did something nice for else, especially for Charlie." The left head Leviathan spoke, and the right head along with the other Sins and the mini-demon-thing of Satan nodded their heads in agreement.
"Oh come on Levi, it's a crime spoil your niece a bit?" Mammon asked clearly offended.
"Um...I don't think so." Levi replied, and the right hand looked unsure as well.
"Can we please get inside and do this thing already? I had canceled many programs and appointments of the day because of this unexpected meeting!" Satan growl clearly already annoyed and also angry about this unexpected meeting of Lucifer.
"Oh right, sorry Uncle Satan." Charlie steps aside and gave a very big smile. "Welcome to The Hazbin Hotel!"
"*yawn* look cozy, perfect for sleeping..." Belpherog tiredly says while getting inside.
"Don't try to sleep half-way Belpherog, because we are not picking you up..." Leviathan says while the monstrous other head roll her eyes.
"Look nicer and cleaner than the other one." Mammon said while getting inside, before quickly turn his head at Charlie. "No offense."
"Mammon, I swear to Lucifer..." Satan was about to say before Yogirt decide to defuse the situation.
"Wowowowowowowow, calm down, calm down, Satan, do some deep breaths and remember our lessons..." Yogirt quickly says at Satan.
Satan did what Yogirt told him, close his eyes and took deep breaths, and unclenches his fists.
"There, better?" Yogirt asked.
"Yeah, but I am still not happy about all of this" Satan says at Yogirt before stomping inside, with Yogirt flying behind it.
Lucifer stood up from his seat and approach the Sins and Yogirt. "Mammon, Satan, Leviathan, Belphegor and Yogirt! So good to see you guys again!"
"Yeah, yeah whatever" Satan roll his eyes.
"Honestly it's been a long time and we all thought that you didn't care about us" Leviathan says while her other head agree with her.
"Let me guess, ya were occupied creating more duckies?" Mammon says while holding his giggle.
Immediately, Lucifer's face turn bright red and he nervously chuckled. "Um...uh...yes...I was..." He rubbed the back of his head.
"AH! I FUCKING KNEW IT! Now were are my 100 dollars guys?" Mammon asked at the other sins.
Satan groaned as he took out moneys from his wallet, so did Leviathan, and Belphegor. Along with Ozzie and Queen Bee and all of them give their moneys to Mammon who looked very happy as he giggled at the moneys in his hands.
Lucifer looked shocked and looked at the Sins with a disbelief expression. "You guys made a bet with me that I was creating duckies?!"
"Yup, we did that the day you stopped responding our annual meetings and it was fucking worth it" Mammon giggled while counting the money.
"I mean... *yaaaaaaawn* it's not our fault if you decide... to... not call..." Belpherog says after taking a seat before resting her head on the table and started snoring.
"Yeah, and the fact you never gone to the court with us..." Satan mumbled while crossing his arms after taking a seat, with Yogirt flying next to him.
"Hey! Creating rubber duckies is actually a good excuse to not come..." Lucifer says sweating, clearly trying to save his face (without any success).
"Yeah, right." Mammon said after finishing counting his moneys, putting them away and taking his seat, which is next to Ozzie.
"Ugh... there are different seats here, and yet why should you sit besides me?" Ozzie asked clearly without hiding his disgust and also hate towards Mammon.
"I don't know...maybe it because... You get to be in a fucking live video with the famous porn star, Angel Dust!" Mammon shouted in Ozzie's face and there was anger and jealously on his face.
"Oh no... here we go again with his strange obsession about a porn star..." Leviathan monstrous head says, in a deep voice, while she and her normal head roll her eyes and taking a seat between Beelzebub and Belpherog.
"Hey, it's better than listening to a craze stalker's cringy fanfic idea." Beelzebub remarked.
"What 'crazy stalker'?" Satan asked a bit annoyed, since he had no idea what she was talking about and just wanted to go home.
"Trust us, you don't want to know." Lucifer warned and Ozzie and Bee nodded in agreement.
"Whatever, I just can't fucking believe it that YOU to all the demons in this fucking hellhole would got the privilege to meet the famous porn star Angel Dust in PERSON and this before of ME!" Mammon yelled in anger at Asmodeus face, Asmodeus could smell his breath, it has a bad taste of greed, jealousy and onions.
"Oh will you get over it, Mam!" Bee was really getting annoyed by Mammon's whining. "We are here to discuss a rather important case."
"Yeah! If you want to meet Angel Dust, you better brush your teeth!" Asmodeus pinch his nose.
"Oh yeah? And what is more important than this: 'little bumblebee'?" Mammon taunted Beelzebub while crossing his arms and smirked.
"Don't call me "little Bumblebee, fatso!" Bee shouted at Mammon.
"ENOUGH!" Lucifer then yelled while revealing his true form out of anger, every sins got silent after sudden Lucifer outburst. Returning to his normal state. "Alright, now that everyone is settled down, we are here to discuss the court case against Stolas of the Ars Goetia and..." Lucifer looks at Satan with a sorrowful look, know this next part of information will hurt him, but he has to say it to be honest. "Verosika Mayday."
Silence. Again. This time, everyone looked at Satan, even Belpherog wakes up scared by the shouting and looked at Satan, Satan on the other hand... was looking at Lucifer with an incredulous and also angry look. Trying to calm himself down after that loud shouting.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait... hold on, hold on a second... is this a prank? It must be a prank! Yeah! Someone here now tell me that this is just an elaborated prank to screw me over and we are not actually talking about THAT "Verosika Mayday"... Please..." Satan demanded with also an hint of plea on his voice, looking at his other siblings to see if this was actually an elaborated prank or something to mess with him, Yogirt, meanwhile was actually getting worried because he fears another of Satan rage explosions that cannot control it or keep it in check.
Lucifer took a deep breath, look at Satan and calmly spoke. "No, Satan. I'm afraid this is not a prank. Verosika Mayday is really gong to court with Stolas Goetia. I'm sorry." He looked at Satan with sorrowful expression.
Satan eyes began to twitch because of how much angered and hurt he is "...just tell me... what did she do..." Satan demanded in a low menacing tone, Yogirt at the sight began to panick even more.
"WHAT!?" There was a loud shout from Satan which echoes in the entire hotel and the Pride ring. His loud shout also shook the hotel as well. Like an earthquake. And it has frighten the hotel guests, including the animals and Frank. Except Emberlynn who was strangely turned on.
"Um Satan...Remember to calm down and take deep breath?" Yogirt nervously said, ready to hide behind Lucifer in case his anger explodes.
"Yogirt... shut... up...!" Satan says slowly and menacing in anger at Yogirt face while some black smoke began to exit from Satan nose.
"Damn... never saw Satan so pissed in my life, ya know, neither to his therapist!" Mammon whispered at Asmodeus.
"Shh!" Asmodeus whispered quietly but harshly at Mammon to keep quiet. But he and Bee knows Mammon will also become angry as well, once he learn Verosika has somewhat insult Angel at Sinmart, due to FizzaRolli telling him last night.
"What... did... she... do... Lucifer...? Tell... me...!" Satan began to growl in anger while his right eye began to twitch more violently and his nose continues to produce more smoke
And before Lucifer could respond suddenly a portal open on the meeting room a few centimeters away from the table, from there, exit the black and regal figure of Paimon, looking quiet angry(but not as angry as Satan right now) "What this about Stolas going to court?"
"Ah Paimon, I was just talking about that... here have a seat..." Lucifer says look at him while narrow his eyes annoyed by his presence but also glad before gesturing the seat that was near him.
Paimon did what he told and took a seat next to Lucifer, still angry upon learning that his son is going to court.
"Now, as you all probably have heard by now, Verosika Mayday, Stolas Goetia and a bunch of other demon are gonna be judge in a courtroom..." Lucifer began to explain calmly.
"That still doesn't answer my question!" Paimon demanded. Normally he would be more lenient to Lucifer since he is the most loyal, but not today.
"SHUT UP PAIMON! I HAD ALREADY A BAD MORNING, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR ANNOYING ASS YAPPING AROUND, SO LET LUCIFER SPEAK!" Satan says in anger at Paimon while Yogirt tries to making him do some breath exercise for him (with low success).
"You'll will find out your answer soon, Paimon, but right now. We got to listen to Lucifer." Ozzie looked at Paimon with an angry but stern expression.
"Fine, but this better be good!" Paimon crossed his arms in annoyance.
"Thank you Satan..." Lucifer reluctantly says "Now... we're I was... oh yeah... so here's what happen..." And with that Lucifer started to explain everything, from who it was Blitz, to what happen before to the hate parties, to Stolas involvement and so on... Bee and Ozzie also backed up Lucifer and confirmed what had said, including adding the Sinismart incident, what happen with Bee and also that Verosika have insulted Angel Dust before.
"WHAT!? YOU FUCKING SAYING THAT SLUT BITCH VEROSIKA MAYDAY HAS INSULTED THE BEAUTIFUL AND HOT ANGEL DUST!?" Mammon gripped all his hands in anger, to know Angel has got insulted by popular singer Verosika.
Satan meanwhile was having a total breakdown about the imagine of her favorite popular being so twisted, he keep repeating to himself "No... it can't be... not her..." on and on while Yogirt tries to calm Satan down, even if he knows that will have another burst soon enough.
"Oh, it was her. And here is the video for proof!" Bee then pulled out her phone, tap on Voxtube and quickly upload the video from the Sinmart incident and show it to everybody. With full screen and full volume.
The video was loud and clear, and Satan cannot deny it anymore, Verosika Mayday wasn't the sweetest and talented pop star succubus that he had been a fan ever since her beginning, it was seeing a total estranged that was completely out of her normal character something that no one would follow.
After the video ended Satan simply said: "I need to take a moment..." and once it left the room everyone could hear a violent and huge outburst of Satan, with some sounds of breaking things, rage yelling and also flaming sounds.
"Oh that's not all, it seems that Verosika and Angel Dust are rivals and arch nemeses." Bee wanted to throw that in.
"I guess *yaaawwwnnnn* that why Verosika insulted Angel Dust. She hates him." Belphegor mumbled sleepily as she falls asleep on the table.
"I wonder why they are rivals and arch nemeses?" Leviathan asked, looking confused and the right head looked confused as well.
"I guess that's a story only Angel Dust can tell us, but only if he wants to." Bee assumed.
"But that still doesn't explain what all of this have to with my son!" Paimon is growing more impatient.
"Oh come on Paimon, you didn't hear that properly?" Asmodeus asked.
"Okay I explain it better: Your son Stolas was invited to one of these hate parties hosted by Verosika without my or Asmodeus permission... and made out with an incubus towards this imp guy that is friend with my daughter after a break up, so, yeah, Stolas is now considered a man-whore and a traitor, that's why we wanted to bring him to the courtroom, along with Verosika and the other exes of this imp guy!" Lucifer said impatient at Paimon antics, but also kinda sorry for him.
Meanwhile Satan was continuing breaking stuff on the other side of the room, they could hear him tossing things and burn them with his dragon fire breath.
"You're paying for all the damages, Satan!" Lucifer yelled across the room.
"FUCK YOU, LUCE!" Satan yelled back off screen.
"So, why should some imp cared of my son went to these hate parties or what ever?" Paimon doesn't see what the big deal is.
"Because he wanted to apologize to him for what he did, and yet, not only he broke his hearth by refusing his apology, but, he also make out with an incubus in front of him and also almost instigate him to suicide! Do you know how bad would be for your family and the Ars Goetias name? A member of your ancient and noble house, or better, your SON that is a member of your ancient and noble house, instigating someone to kill himself, you and your name would be tarnished to the mud, you know?" Bee says, decide to play smart with the the 'honor' card and doing psychological warfare on Paimon thoughts.
"But that's absurd! My son will never do such a thing!" Paimon debated.
"Octavia once found a tee-shirt that says Blitzo KYS in his room a few days ago after he came back from that hate party." Vassago informed his father.
"So, it probably another new spelling for kiss." Paimon assumed.
"No, father, it stand for Kill Yourself." Vassago told Paimon.
"What? I refuse to believe it's true, I instructed my son since his childhood to be a perfect Goetia, it's simply not possible that he can do something so low, especially knowing that we are nobles of the Ars Goetia and people always expect us to be perfect!" Paimon says while raising his voice, more worried about the honor of the house and what people could think of him rather than his son well-being and mental health.
"Hmph, that might explain the happy pills and his drinking problem." Vassago insinuating.
"I mean, to be honest Paimon, ya were kinda a shitty parent to Stolas, ya know?" Mammon says while passing a finger on his nose.
"That prosperous! I'm very good at daddying!" Paimon felt insulted.
"You smacked him on the back of his head when he was bowing to the imp when they were kids." Ozzie counted one mistake.
"You had your butler took him to the circus that you promised to take him because you didn't wanted to be surrounded by poor people." Bee counted the second mistake.
"And you made him marry an evil bitch who strangles puppies!" Lucifer called out the last one with much anger. Apparently he likes puppies too.
"I mean Paimon, honestly you shouldn't be talking and also shouldn't be surprise since you pretty much turn Stolas into the "disgrace" that your family is currently facing..." Leviathan monstrous head says while narrowing her eyes at Paimon.
"Yeah... *yaaaawn* even Mammon would be a good... uncle..." Belpherog manages to say while sleeping.
"AH! Heard that birdbrain? Even the ladies here consider me a good parent than ya did to your son!" Mammon says while his ego start to boost for that.
"Oh please, if anyone is to blame it's that damn imp all you keep mentioning." Paimon slam his fist onto the table.
"Or maybe, for once in all your parenting life, it's your fault, Paimon and you should try to acknowledge your errors and be a better father rather than accusing everyone else and also being obsessed with me..." Lucifer says while crossing his arms and glaring at Paimon.
That's when finally Satan returned on the room, he was still pissed as fuck but not as before, everyone could also notices that his eyes were red and puffy "What did I miss?" He demanded, like usual.
"You miss us telling Paimon being a shitty ass father for his son, Stolas." Leviathan spoke, and the right head nodded in agreement.
"And the fact that Verosika Mayday turn out to be rival and arch nemeses to the famous Angel Dust, which is why she insult him...That stupid *honk*" Mammon grumbled the last part angrily.
"You alright, Sir?" Yogirt asked to Satan.
Satan, does a very loooong deep breath, before dropping the bombshell "Lucifer, I want to be the judge this time..."
"I've the feelings you were going to said that...But I don't think it might be a good idea for you be the judge this time..." Lucifer whisper the last part and almost immediately, Yogirt hide behind Lucifer, readying for another Satan's explosion anger.
And so did Paimon, Vassago, Ozzie, Queen Bee, Mammon, Belphegor, and Leviathan as they quickly move away.
"Listen Lucifer, after what I have heard from that, story and after Bee showed me that video, I wanted to at least judge her, so... please, just please, let me have this for just this time..." Satan said to Lucifer, anger and plea at the same time.
"Pfft...yeah right..." Mammon grumbled and this caused everybody to looked at him with a shocked expression.
Satan was raising his fist with anger, wanted to smack Mammon, but Yogirt tries to hold Satan back, despite being small like a mosquito in comparison to him.
"What, Did, You, Said, Mammon?" Satan gritted his teeth, the smoke coming out his nose.
"I'm saying that if you get to be the judge again. You would give that stupid slut Verosika a least harsher punishment. And besides, she has just insult the beautiful Angel Dust!" Mammon shouted.
"WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ANGEL DUST, YOU GREEN FATSO!" Lucifer shouted at Mammon trembling the hotel a bit.
"I FUCKING DO!" Mammon shouted back at Lucifer, deeply angry and insulted that Lucifer call him a fatso and that fact that nobody cares about Angel. "AND SO DOES FIZZAROLLI WHO I KNOW THEY ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND SO DOES YOUR DAUGHTER! YOUR DAUGHTER CARES ABOUT ANGEL DUST! I KNOW HER DREAM WANT TO HELP SINNERS IN HER HOTEL AND THAT WHAT SHE IS DOING TO ANGEL! HOW WOULD SHE REACTED IF SHE HEARD YOUR YELLING THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANGEL DUST!? HUH, LUCIFER!?" Mammon's shouting has also trembling the hotel as well.
That sentence made Lucifer shut up, because he never thought of that, even because he doesn't want to upset her, so he quickly said: "Right, right, sorry, it's just that the point is we are not talking about Angel Dust since he's innocent, but we are talking about Verosika, Stolas and all the exes of this imp, right now..." then Lucifer look at an almost enraged Satan. "...listen Satan, I know that you want to judge her, but, as much I hate to say it, Mammon is right you probably would go easy on her... so... for this time I will be the judge on the courtroom..." Lucifer says with stern on his voice.
This made everybody looked at Lucifer with a shocked and disbelief expression. Even Satan who anger has been quickly replaced with a shocked and disbelief.
"You...Lucifer...the judge this time...?"Queen Bee said, looking at Ozzie and Leviathan.
"That's right, I want to do the right thing, and for this time, I will be present and actively deliver justice, so... I must ask to back off Satan, this time..." Lucifer says, still being stern but also determination.
"It would also better for your anger issue to just let Lucifer do this instead of you, Mr. Satan..." Yogirt also said "...as your therapist, it would be better for your health, to not involve in these kinda of problem so that your anger doesn't explode..." he remarked at Satan.
Satan looked at Yogirt, then at Lucifer, and at Yogirt again before closing his eyes and let out a deep sigh. "Fine...I guess it would be ok for Lucifer to the judge this time. After all..." Satan open his eye and looked at Lucifer. "He is the King of Hell."
"Thank you, Satan..." Lucifer says glad that he understand.
"But... *yaaaaawn* we still have a problem..." Belpherog says with a half-open eye.
"What problem?" Lucifer asked.
"You said that... *yawn* there were many more demon's on those parties hosted by Verosika... and... *yawn* we still don't know in what numbers they were and also...*yawn* their names..." Belpherog says throughout her half-sleep status.
At the words "stalking" Lucifer got an idea (since Charlie also told him about something about a blog).
"I am so sorry for this..." He apologies quickly at Bee and Ozzie.
And, before they could ask for what, Lucifer simply said "Hey Emberlynn! Come here! I need to ask you about something, darling!" He yelled.
"Oh no!" Ozzie and Bee both said at the same time with their faces turning pale white.
"You didn't Lucifer..." Vassago said with a whisper voice as he slowly shaking his head.
"Wait, what going on and why did Ozzie and Bee's friend turn pale white?" Leviathan asked, as everybody looked at Ozzie and Bee.
"Prepare yourself..."Lucifer let out whimper, and prepare for Emberlynn to said cringe words again.
Then the doors of the meeting room burst open and Emberlynn arrive in a rush.
"Yes Lucifer-San? Did you call this poor little kitten for something? Maybe are you planning to turn me into one of your sexual slave for your demonic harem? 'blushes'" Emberlynn says, with more cringe, especially on the 'blushes' part.
Almost immediately, everybody's felt a shiver of cringe, including Paimon and Yogirt.
"Is this the one you guys don't want to said her name?" Satan whispers at Ozzie and Bee and they both nodded their head.
Then Emberlynn gasped more once she laid her eyes on Satan "Are you... Satan? THAT Satan? The king of Wrath and all that stuff?" Emberlynn asked while barely containing her excitement.
"Uh...Yes...I'm Satan, the Sin of Wrath and maybe a King of Wrath?" Satan replied.
And this made Emberlynn scream in a fangirl mode.
"...What...?" Satan looked at Emberlynn with a shocked and somewhat frightened expression.
"She better not tell everybody her fanfiction story..." Bee mumbled, while holding ears plug in her hands.
"You know she will..." Ozzie replied, ready to put ear plug in his ears as well.
"Damn, this chick is crazy, I tell ya! Crazy! And not in the good way!" Mammon says while looking at her with disgust on his voice.
Then Emberlynn turn her head to see Mammon, gasped, and quickly ran to his side. "AND YOU MUST BE MAMMON, THE SIN OF GREED WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ANGEL DUST!" Emberlynn smiled at Mammon with a fangirl smile.
"WHAT? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET TO KNOW THAT?" Mammon says shocked.
"I have my ways, also I did some with you and Asmodeus do it along with Angel dusty~ OwO" Emberlynn squealed.
Everybody cringe in disgust as she said OwO out loud.
"Wait, you wrote a threesome with me, Mammon, and Angel Dust!?" Ozzie shouted in disgust and shocked, and felt like throwing up. Which he will.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, GAL?" Mammon shouted... before crunching at her level and whisper to her. "...bit seriously how much money do you want if I request a fanfiction with only me and Angel Dust?" he whisper at Emberlynn.
"Hmm, maybe a thousand?" Emberlynn replied. "And I would totally write fanfiction with you and Angel Dust only! I write three so far~" She whisper back, with a huge fangirl grin on her face.
"Damn... ya good with managing expenses and money..." Mammon says.
"I also do commission with fanart, same price~~" Emberlynn says with her fangirl grin.
"Deal!" Mammon quickly pull out his moneys from his wallet and hand it to Emberlynn.
Everyone looked at Mammon with a deadpan expression.
"What are you weirdos looking at?" He asked again, while Emberlynn simply put the money on her hoodie.
"A fanart and fanfiction with you and Angel Dust?! Really, Mammon!?" Satan crossed his arms and shook his head.
"Just when your strange obsession with the famous porn star Angel Dust couldn't get any worse..." Leviathan's right head spoke and the left head nodded in agreement.
"Yep..." Ozzie replied, before quickly going to the kitchen to throw up about the fanfiction Emberlynn wrote about him, Mammon, and Angel in a threesome.
"ANYWAY..!" Lucifer says while doing a forceful smile.
"Emberlynn, dear... are you... huuhh... doing a certain blog about helping Blitz? Right?" Lucifer asked, holding himself for avoid to not die for cringe.
"Yes, I was, your majesty~" Emberlynn looked at Lucifer with a huge blush on her cheeks.
"Right..." Lucifer shoulder, "Anyway, I also heard from Charlie, that you and some other guys have tracked down some of Blitz exes, right?" he asked.
"That's right. In fact, there was so many names of Blitz's exes that I have to write all of them on a so many notebooks! Their ages, names, address, where their lives, their jobs, and their family!"
"*whistle* Damn... that's more easy for us..." Mammon says a bit impressed by these new information.
"Well Emberlynn, if you could pass these information to us so we can track down these exes and put them into court then, we sins would be really grateful for that..." Lucifer says while everyone looks at each others about the fact that essentially they own one to a crazy fangirl stalker.
"Ok!" Emberlynn then quickly went upstairs to get her notebooks from her room.
"Okay, this is definitely the worst day of my life..." Satan says trying to shake off that cringe sensation.
"Yeah..." The other agree with him, even Ozzie who has returned from the kitchen. He is a little dizzy after throwing up.
Bee then hands him water which he gladly took.
"Thank..." Ozzie said to Bee, who nodded her head.
"So sorry that you and everybody has to deal with Emberlynn fanfiction about you, Mammon, and Angel Dust."
"Yeah, I don't think I might go sleep for a couple of weeks."
"Even so she has a key point for this trial, so... as long that she's helpful then it's better for us" Lucifer remarked.
"Yeah... but now we are own to her..." Bee dreaded.
"And the fact she willing to write a fanfiction about me and that beautiful hot Angel Dust, along with fanart." Mammon smirked. "So it's great deal she and I made." He can't wait to read those fanfiction about him and Angel when he go home. He then noticed that everybody, including Paimon is looking at him with a deadpan expressions again. "What?" He asked, crossing his top arms while putting his second hands on his hip.
"You know... in all my life I never saw something so... idiotic about you, Mammon" Paimon says while still recovering from the cringe.
"Fuck you." Mammon flipped two fingers at Paimon, much to Paimon's anger.
"Welp, Paimon I think it's better for you to go away now..." Leviathan monstrous head said to him.
"What? Why?" Paimon asked in anger, as he angrily glares at Leviathan's both heads.
"You clearly show us that you care less about Stolas, and that you actually wanted to clean the name of the Goetias house..." Queen Beelzebub pointed out to him.
"...and also about the fact that you pretty much turned into the monster that he is and that he have done on these past few days..." Asmodeus chimed in.
"Yeah, so, it's basically your fault that you mistreated your son and that your son became mean to Charlie's new friend, Emily." Satan growled as he angrily glares Paimon, and so did the other Sins. They don't like it if somebody become mean or hurt Charlie's friend.
"How is this my fault?!" Paimon repeated in shock and feeling insulted.
"Oh-ho-ho where do we begin." Lucifer starts off. "First, he made a transactional deal with the imp that haves him to return your precious Grimore everyone month on a full moon, followed by sex, which by the way, he called him while he was in middle of a mission where he almost got killed just so that he can agree to the deal just get your son to hang up!"
Vassago went up next. "Then he's been calling this imp demeaning names like itty-bitty little imps, impish plaything, and called his two co-workers little one."
Ozzie got to use his turn. "Then he had me make an asmodean crystal for him because he wants to free him from that deal because he claims that he's in love with him. Only to learn that your son was making out with that incubus wearing that Better Than Blitzo shirt, right in front of him, which by the way, they were shaking up after that hate-party, and he was having more sex with that incubus than the imp! So now that asmodean crystal is worthless and a waste of my time!"
Bee joined in. "And before the hate-party. Stolas portaled out imp, who is the father of my friend, before he got a chance to say he was sorry for hurting his feelings. And when his daughter texted me about the hate-party where your son, Verosika, and my boyfriend sang that song that was bashing him with the word 'motherfucker' right in front of him!"
Then it went right back to Lucifer. "And couple nights ago, Stolas portaled himself to Carmilla Carmine's home, uninvited, and pushed off Emily sit next to Blitz, the imp that we were talking about. Blitz, rightfully of course, was pist by your son's behavior, rushed over to help Emily. But that wasn't the worst part. What your son did was inexcusable and unforgivable, he was about to strike Emily when Blitz caught his hand and crushed it. Then Blitz told him to go home and he doesn't not want him there!"
"So, yeah, This is basically your fault, Paimon!" Lucifer shouted, as he angrily glares at Paimon.
You could actually feel the anger coming from Lucifer, Ozzie, Vassago, and Queen Bee when they were telling Paimon what his son has done.
But of course, Paimon, as usual, refuse to believe. "This is ridiculous! What about that imp, Blitz what's it? You mentioned that he hurt my son's feelings!" Paimon smirked, thinking he has the upper hand.
"Only because he didn't gave Blitz enough time to process when Stolas gave him that crystal. He expected to be like something out of one his romance novels or those Rom-coms he likes so much or from his telenovella stories, which I kicked myself for introducing those to him." Vassago counter act.
"You read romance novels and watch romance coms on TV?" Ozzie asked, while raising one of his eyebrows.
"Yes, I do and now I deeply regretted to introducing them to Stolas." Vassago replied. "However, father, maybe if you actually spend time with Stolas, we wouldn't be in this predictament!"
Paimon looked insulted and angry that his son is yelling at him. Never he has his children yelled at him before, so this is the first time that one of his children is yelling at him. "Vassago, you better stop yelling at me or I will-"
"Or will you what father?" Vassago challenged Paimon.
"I will...I will not hesitate to kick you out of the family. And I really mean it, Vassago." Paimon spoke with a stern voice.
"Go ahead, I would like to see you try, especially in front of the King of Hell." Vassago calls his bluff.
And for the first time, Paimon shut up... he didn't know how to respond or counter this, and internally, he was panicking because he couldn't find a way to get the upper hand.
"Damn mate, ya gotta your self in a waaaaaaaay shittier situation than before, lmaooo!" Mammon laughed at Paimon.
"Shut up you Christmas tree spider!" Paimon snapped back.
"Said the no good at parenting black Noctowl with a stupid carnival mask!" Mammon counter back with a smirk while crossing his arms.
"Enough!" Lucifer shouted, nearly went into his demon form, but suppressed it when Emberlynn returned with her notebooks.
"Is something wrong?" Emberlynn asked tilling her head on the right, while holding her notebook, the notebook was pink, the cover was filled with demon kittens and also had the title 'Blitzy-Kun exes names and info' on it.
"Oh just a little disagreement between two colleagues." Lucifer reassures the little cat fangirl as she hands him her notebook. "Thank you my dear." Then he gets a mischievous idea. "Oh where are my manners, Miss Emberlynn, I would like to meet an old friend of mine, King Paimon. Paimon, meet Miss Emberlynn Pinkle, my daughter's newest hotel resident."
"Hi Pai-" Emberlynn was about to say when she saw Lucifer trying to open her notebook and that's where both she and Mammon (that recognize that notebook since it was produced by one of his factories on the Greed Ring) realized and also both of them panicked because what was about to happen, and so the two of them shouted at the same time to try and stop Lucifer.
"WAIT! LUCIFER/LUCI-SAN, DON'T-!" But unfortunately, before he gets the chance to open the notebook and reads the names and info inside it, Lucifer gets shocked by the notebook.
Lucifer stares at the notebook with a shocked expression. His mouth is moving, but no words is coming out.
"Lucifer, what wrong?" Bee asked, with concern look in his eyes and that when Lucifer turn the notebook around to show it to everybody.
"OUCH! FUCK! This thing just shocked me!" Lucifer says while releasing the notebook on the table.
"Oopsie... my bad... I was too excited that I didn't warn anyone about the fact that it was a "smart notebook"" Emberlynn says a bit embarrassed.
Mammon burst out laughing while everybody looked at Lucifer with a shocked expression.
"Smart notebook? As in, a security notebook that was created by Mammon?" Ozzie glare at Mammon who is still laughing by Lucifer's appears after he got shocked by the smart notebook.
"Yep." Emberlynn nodded her head.
Everyone glares at Mammon (except Emberlynn).
"Hey! What are you guys looking at? Ya know how these shits are popular for little girls on Sinismart who want to hide their first crush or to the fact that they saw both their parents fuck to each others!" Mammon says while still wheezing.
"Well, I don't think it a good idea to added a shocked system on the smart notebook because it will hurt somebody! Especially little kids!" Lucifer is touching his hair, due to being shocked.
"Jeeez Luci, take a chill pill, it was an accident..., and even so, ya hair are more good now..." Mammon says while smirked.
However, Paimon was seeing this different as a "misunderstanding" or as an "accident", and, pointing at Emberlynn he says "This is outrageous! This lower peasant have dared to hurt you Lucifer, she must be punished for this!" he says with indignation on his voice.
However, that was a mistake for Paimon to saying that she must be punished.
Because almost immediately, Emberlynn looked at Paimon with a huge blush on her cheeks as she quickly approached him. "Are you going to punish me, you sexy big bad daddy? OwO~" And she look at Paimon with puppy or kitty eyes, with one of her fingers pressed to her lips.
"What? No! Not that you stupid idiot and also i am a Goetia and you should be treat me with more respect!" Paimon yelled at Emberlynn more with indignation and also a lot of shiver because of the cringe.
Lucifer, however, decide that he wanted to punish Paimon for his insensitivity and so, he whisper to Emberlynn ear: "Don't worry, this is just his way to say "yes", i know him since day 1..." he whisper to her before looking back with a satisfied smirk on his face, knowing very well that she is the type of person that would fall for it.
"Lucifer, what did you said to her?" Paimon asked, sending a glare at him.
But Lucifer gave him a satisfied smirk as he watched Emberlynn approached Paimon again.
And so Emberlynn started to do her "dramatic way" of romance and she says: "Oh no, I get the big black owl daddy angry, I have been a reeeaaaalllly bad kitty, I guess I have no other choices and accept this punishment then~~~~~ UwU" Emberlynn started.
Everybody in the living room, shiver in cringe and some of them have a disgust expression.
Paimon gasped in disgust and shiver as well. "Stay away from me, you filthy cat!" Paimon shouted, but that was a mistake to call her filthy cat.
"Oh yes daddy~~! I am your filthy little kitten, and I am ready to be punished by you~, and don't worry, this little kitten can't take aaaaaaaalll the day, just for you, daddy~~!" she says, getting more and more horny.
"I'm think I'm going to be sick." Satan said, his face slowly turning green.
"Yep..." Belphegor nodded her head.
Paimon tries to look at Lucifer for help..."Oh sorry, you are on your own this time Paimon..." Lucifer says still cringed but a smirk.
...then at Asmodeus..."Oh pardon me Paimon, but I am already on a relationship~..." Asmodeus says smugly.
...then at Bee..."Nope! I am not gonna touch or get closer to her..." Bee quickly says, while holding her hands in a surrounding manner.
...then at Mammon..."...ya on your own, mate!" he says while munching some popcorn.
...then at Leviathan..."No, I will not help you out this time" she says while crossing her arms in an huff. "Same here!" her second, monstrous head says.
...then at Satan..."My therapist advise me to not getting closer to her so I can keep my cool, and not getting mad..." he says while narrowing his eyes, still holding his vomit, with Yogirt agreeing with him.
...and lastly to Belpherog...Who simply proceeding to snoring loudly to not hear and see anything.
He then turn his head at his son, Vassago. Who simply shook his head and looking at him with a smirk, but is shivering in cringe.
Paimon, knowing that she was cornered, with no one willing to help him to a crazy fangirl, decide to try and create an excuse to leave. "Oh good heavens, look at the time, it's almost 6 o'clock, I have to go since I have an important .. uhhh... meeting to attend?" He quickly muttered while checking an imaginary clock on his wrist that he didn't have before quickly standing up from his seat.
"But Daddy~ Don't leave yet~" Emberlynn looked at him with her sad puppy or kitty eyes.
"Uuuuuhhh... LOOK THERE!" Paimon says while pointing at something else.
And, once Emberlynn look at where it is, Paimon quickly uses his Grimore, create a portal and step away, disappearing.
"Aww! He's gone!" Emberlynn looked sad that Paimon has left.
"Bah, forget about him, anyway Emberlynn can you unlock the smart-lock of this notebook?" Lucifer asked.
"Oh yeah, sure... I almost totally forgot about that" Emberlynn says,quickly changing her mood, before picking a small key, that was hidden under her hair and then use it to unlock the smart-lock system of the notebook.
"Thank you." Lucifer said.
"You're welcome, your majesty~" Emberlynn looked at Lucifer with a fangirl smile.
"Welp, that's about it you can go now" Lucifer says while reading and nodding since every name was here.
"Awww, already?" Emberlynn asked, a bit disappointed.
"I mean... you didn't have to do some works and commission of fanart and fanfiction for someone here?" Asmodeus asked, pointing at Mammon trying to make her leave.
"Oh right! The fanfiction and fanart for Lord Mammon, I have a lot of work to do!" Emberlynn quickly realize before going away and close the doors in a hurry.
"Lord Mammon? I like the sound of that!" Mammon smile, before turning his head at Asmodeus. "Thank you for telling that gal to work and commission of fanart and fanfiction about me and the beautiful Angel Dust!"
"Just for this time, since we have all collectively found something to be more afraid off..." Asmodeus says at Mammon.
"Agree..." Everyone says at the same time.
"Anyway, since we have now all the names here, we need to organize this courtroom!" Lucifer says, and everyone nodded in agreement.
Looks like court is about to go into session. How are Emily and IMP are doing over at Millie's family ranch? Will Emily get to experience what the Wrath Ring has to offer? Will Blitz get to spend some time with Emily? Will Verosika's ex-crew have to appear in court too since they were also involve with the Hate-parties? Will Andrealphus and Stella hatch an evil scheme that involves Blitz? Will She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named will get to meet Andrealphus and Stella and talk about her fanfiction ideas to them? Will Stolas and Valentino become temporary partners until Stolas gets Blitz back? Will Husk make amends with Verosika's ex-crew and introduce them to Angel Dust, if they agree to accept handshakes from him and just have him sign on their shirts? And what if someone tells Husk that Mammon commission you know how to make fanart and fanfiction about him and Angel Dust? Find out next time on Forgetting About Stolas Ars Goetia. I would also like to thank Misaki983 and Roario_04 for helping me writing this story.
