Dimensional Location: The Gravity Falls Universe where Dipper and Mabel were born during the 1960s.

Earth Year: 1964 AD.

Roger Doofenshmirtz watched Douglas Determined pacing the room.

"Something keeps telling me that Bill Cipher is playing us both for fools." Douglas Determined says nervously.

"I'm just here to protect the Doofenshmirtz Family and Bill Cipher offered to help me." Roger Doofenshmirtz admits truthfully.

"Family Loyalty, I can respect that. I still say that Bill Cipher is playing us both for fools regardless." Douglas Determined responded worriedly.

"You don't think that Bill Cipher will make good on his side of the deal?" Roger Doofenshmirtz asked nervously.

"What I think is Bill Cipher will just use us both for his own goals and conquer the world for himself afterwards!" Douglas Determined declared knowingly.

"My son is called Toby Determined and he doesn't need to grow up without his Father around!" Douglas Determined proclaimed.

"I also know what Betraying Bill Cipher would do to my family when his crazy cult comes after us, I'm just not sure if siding with the Doofenshmirtz Family is any safer." Douglas Determined says nervously towards Roger Doofenshmirtz.

"Bill Cipher promised to help the Doofenshmirtz Family in exchange of some favor, I really don't know what Bill Cipher wants inside Gravity Falls." Roger Doofenshmirtz admits truthfully.

"Bill Cipher wants power, you being the New Gravity Falls Mayor would play right into his hands perfectly." Douglas Determined explained.

"Makes sense so far." Roger Doofenshmirtz agreed.

"What I don't know is why Bill Cipher wants the Doofenshmirtz Family inside Gravity Falls. They are all Lab Coat Scientists and Political Servants fighting among themselves. Sorry, but the Doofenshmirtz Family does fight among themselves more than their own enemies." Douglas Determined explained.

"I believe jealously is mostly the cause, I became the Danville City Mayor and suddenly my Family Therapist was noticing how my Evil Brother was always trying to take control of the world behind my back. You can imagine how bad this looked when the Doofenshmirtz Family Therapist came to visit and ended up insisting how my Evil Brother needed help." Roger Doofenshmirtz told Douglas Determined.

"This Doofenshmirtz Family Therapist must be really loaded if they help the Doofenshmirtz Family get through their problems all the time!" Douglas Determined declared knowingly.

"Unfortunately the Doofenshmirtz Family almost started their own Civil War before we agreed on the Family Therapist to help restore order among ourselves, it was getting humiliating to watch Family Reunions turn into Hospital Visits." Roger Doofenshmirtz told Douglas Determined.

"Your Doofenshmirtz Family sounds insane." Douglas Determined told Roger Doofenshmirtz.

"Why do you think we paid the Family Therapist to keep us from killing each other?" Roger Doofenshmirtz asked Douglas Determined knowingly.

"Bill Cipher finally found somebody desperate enough to work with him." Douglas Determined remarked in sudden amazement.

"I wonder if Gravity Falls will welcome the Doofenshmirtz Family or not?" Roger Doofenshmirtz asked Douglas Determined worriedly.

"I think your Doofenshmirtz Family is crazier than Bill Cipher, I'm convinced that Gravity Falls needs them more than the Mystery Shack right now." Douglas Determined told Roger Doofenshmirtz.