These are self-insert fics for the little cubey robot that i had a crush on when i was a little kid. I hope they're not too poorly written or cliche or anything bad. I tried to keep it decent. Please R&R, even if you don't know the series!

Robot Jones has fulfilled his Grampz-unit's lifelong dream of stomping out humanity, liberating robotkind once and for all. At long last, he was free from their influence... or was he? Together with his ever-curious and energetic son, this newly-appointed mechanical monarch must adapt to a brand new world of his own creation, and learn what it truly means to be "human".

These are my self-indulgent shippy/fluffy/frisky SI fics for Robot Jones. Definitely a "just for me" kind of thing, but you can read it too if you want! Not exactly smut, but most are definitely erotic!

These are some fanfics for Whatever Happened to Robot Jones bc apparently i have a problem. They don't have fancharies in em, but still might be a little bit hard to swallow for purist fans (which i assume are the only people that even like this show.)

Two years in the making: a prom fic for a series that nobody likes, with a self-insert fancharacter that even fewer people like. i worked too much on this to keep it to myself, so please bear it and lmk what you think please, if you want to.

Eisoptrophobia-A rare phobia, that causes sufferers to be irrationally fearful of mirrors or seeing themselves in a mirror. Those with this phobia present some of the following symptoms or reactions: Anxiety. Finished a late fanfic, inspired by a recent artwork I done and an idea from kartoonfanatic herself I hope you like it! ;)

Raising a rocker girl who called him 'dada' as a baby, a robot boy who's just like him (when he isn't invisible and avoiding bath time) and a shebot who's homecoming is a disaster after she was snatched away and reprogrammed by the U.S. army, Robot has his hands full. But with Shannon, his bullheaded but loving wife, the first robot/human family in the world might stand a chance.

John Darvick is a bright young man who wants robots to be treated like people. Problem is, his father is a bitter, old lawyer, and repulsed by the school that accepted him. After he makes it clear Darvick will have to fund his education himself, he gets a surprise help from one of his own patients-their butler robot, Jeeves. Backstory to the creator of Robot Jones! Oneshot/Complete

Robot Jones is hunting for his daughter Trixie, whom the government seized from him 5 years ago. With the help of a shady robotics rights group, he tracks her down on the war front in the middle east to search for her, and now Shannon as well. He finds Shannon safe from harm, but "Sparrow" has a new identity, purpose, and no memories. Can he convince her to come home? R&R!

Robot's mother once told him he will not experience natural growth spurs, as he is "optimal at [his] original size". But his mission has shifted, and he is permitted to go to high school to continue his human studies. On the day he turns 15 years old, a big surprise is in store for him... Completed with all 6 Chapters! R&R!

Cubey narrates the entire story from his perspective

Working off the established episodes/characters/relationships, this story attempts to continue the adventures of the awkward, well meaning robot and his band of outcast friends during the hell of middle school, and all the laughter and heartbreak of growing up. UPDATE: On hiatus for a better, planned collab of the same story. Feel Free to DM me for any details/questions/loose ends!

When scientist John Darvick helped bring Robot Jones into existence, he only ever had high hopes for the adorable automaton. But Robot's first week of kindergarten may prove to be his last.

How could a simple bus ride on a rainy morning shift the fragile relationship between Robot Jones and Shannon Westerburg? A sort prologue to an upcomming fanfic. What is it about Robot that makes Shannon so uncomfortable? Why is Robot so determined to see her better than worse?

Framed for burning a school award banner, Madman makes the boys, as well as Shannon, trick or treat to make up for this years lack of charity fundraising, giving Robot an incentive to learn the ins and outs of human Halloween traditions, fast. But what does a scary costume mean to a Robot who most people find scary anyway? Feels/funny fic.

Hypothetical dark end to Robot Jones. After completing middle school, Robot's friends will move on, but what will he do? What if he's forced to repeat the same three years of middle school over and over again for the purpose of collecting data? What if he's not even allowed to remember his past experiences? What if he decides to take away the corporation's power over him. Feels fic

From the day he started Polyneux, the kids knew one thing: Robot was the strangest kid they've ever known. And he's had a strange effect on everybody in his own way. He's given the naive underdog Socks someone to mentor when it comes to how to be a teenager, and talk to girls. And he's made Shannon see the world, as well as herself, and in a new way. Hope you enjoy!

The still-lovestruck Robot Jones wants to ask Shannon out, but gets blind-sighted when his crush Shannon angrily confronts Robot about humiliating notes and gifts left at her locker and in her classes. Set on proving his innocence, he later marches up to her house and discovers the true reason why she's been irritable lately, and it's neither the mysterious gifts, nor her biology.

In the dead of winter, the kids at Polyneux Middle School are shipped out on a field trip to look at paintings at an art museum. When Socks gets it into his head to ditch, Robot finds himself lost alongside Shannon, who doesn't want to be found by anybody. Part humor, part RobotxShannon fic, hope you enjoy!

While Jones was hesitant to begin his first day at Polyneux Middle School, the kids that would become his friends couldn't anticipate this little robot coming to complicate their lives. Passages from Shannon, Robot, Socks, Madman, and even the Yogman's Day leading up to Robot's decision to keep going to school, and discovering the brighter aspects of humanity.

There's a new student in Polyneux Middle School, but he's not like the other students. (Revisiting the RJ universe but taking a more realistic angle.)

Robot Jones begins his destruction of humanity. Rated T for now, Rated M later.

34 People were invited to a mansion filled with sophisticated people and yummy food. But then a murder happened. Who is the killer? What was their motive? And the Mastermind of all this?

Robot has discovered new words from Principal Madman and is ready to share them with everybody

For this new series since the Five Nights at Bobs Burgers franchise, I thought of making new stories starring Robot Jones and his new adventures in learning human activity such as Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll. Drugs is the first to learn as Robot skips school with his friends to try weed but it all backfires when a robot like him tries something too off from his function to get high