"The Sith Lord named Palpatine has been cloned and is working with President Skroob against the rest of the galaxy!" The Druidian forces reported in disbelief at what they found out from Dark Helmet.

"What idiot would clone Palpatine after everything he did as Lord Sidious?" Jedi Master Luke Skywalker demands to know.

"President Skroob of the Planet Moron cloned Palatine himself." The annoyed answer came and everyone groaned together.

"Palpatine must have used the stupidity of the Morons against them and now he could be anywhere in the galaxy." Master Yogurt proclaimed.

"The only good news is that all the hostages are being returned to the Juraian Empire unharmed." Princess Vespa points out.

"The Morons took hostages and hired Space Pirates to help them. Tactics that lead the Juraian Armada right to them because they don't have enough weapons to defend themselves in the first place. None of them realized that taking hostages from a more powerful government would bring warships down on them that they can't defeat in the middle of fighting their own war. I said it before and I say it again, the Morons are idiots fighting for survival because they can't think of how to do anything else to save themselves, regardless of how many times we try to make peace with them and sell them new air supplies!" Master Yogurt told everyone and they groaned again.

"What new air supplies?" Jedi Master Luke Skywalker demands to know what was going on.

"It is very simple, President Skroob paid the Druidians to repair his ecosystem and then after he runs his resources into the ground, he goes to war with us until he can afford to pay someone else to save his ecosystem for him again. The Druidians sell supplies to Planet Moron to finance our defenses against invaders anyway and President Skroob is paying for the war against himself without even knowing it or just doing it to confuse our minds while he fights against us." Master Yogurt explains to the Jedi Master in some frustration.