Hey, guys. Welcome to the new chapter of Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1. I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OCs Legion DuBois and the SamuraiNomicon belong entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Okay, kids, are you ready?" Nomi asked while she and Sammy sat down on a picnic table, enjoying some tea with each other as we see Joseph and Legion currently training with each other in the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon to gain a new magical move in their respective arsenals as they were currently facing a large Komodo Dragon in Samurai Armor and the trio circle each other as the Young Ninja gained a cocky grin.
"One of us picked a bad day to be a Komodo Dragon in shogun armor. Prepare to get air-fisted and acid-fisted," The Ninja said as the Samurai lifted up his arm and thrusts it forward as the Young Warrior conjured a blast of compressed acid in the shape of a fist as the Samurai's Acid Fist flew in to collide against the Komodo Dragon and it roared in pain as Legion then turned to Joseph.
"Okay, now it's your turn."
"Understood. Just as Nomi taught me." Ninja says as he takes a deep breath to compose himself. "Separate the clouds..." Ninja says as he moves around his hands like he's pushing away clouds. "...Gather the fallen wind..." Ninja trailed off as he mimicked picking something up and held out his hands. "And free the chicken-Ugh, do I have to say that?" An annoyed Ninja asked as he turned to Nomi and Sammy. "I mean, it just sounds so ridiculous-,"
"Look out!" Samurai warned just as the Komodo Dragon charged over to attack the Ninja, who backflipped over to land on the ground to avoid the attack as Nomi gave him a serious glare.
"Yes, just say it and use the Air Fist. Trust me, it will be one of your most useful abilities in your Ninja Arsenal."
"Alright, alright, alright. Clouds...wind...chicken-Really? Chicken? Couldn't have been freed the wind or something?" A deadpanned Ninja asked while trying to do the speedrun version of his Air Fist Training, only to stop as he placed his hands on his hips, allowing for the Komodo Dragon to run over and ram him against a tree, causing Joseph to slide down into the ground with a pained moan as the Komodo Dragon roared loudly and was planning to go over to attack him, but then stopped as Nomi suddenly teleported in front of Joseph with a puff of blue smoke that smelled like cherry pie.
"Separate the clouds," Nomi started as she moved around her hands like she was pushing away clouds. "...Gather the fallen wind..." Nomi added as she mimicked picking something up and holding out her hands. "...And free the chicken!" Nomi finished as a bunch of wind began generating around her hands. "NinjaNomicon Air Fist!" Nomi exclaimed while firing a big fist-shaped blast of wind that instantly shot through the Komodo Dragon, 'killing' it as the magical paper beast crashed down onto the ground, and Joseph looked amazed by this as an annoyed Nomi dusted off her hands and turned to glare at the Young Ninja. "There, was it that hard to just follow my instructions and do as I told?"
"I'm sorry, Nomi, but it's just embarrassing to do the steps of an Air Fist."
"Joseph, once you master the Air Fist, you don't need to do the steps anymore as the Air Fist Attack will be instantaneous, similar to the Samurai Acid Fist. Besides, as we all know..." Sammy says while she and Nomi snap their fingers as a mystic riddle appears.
Respect is the key that opens all doors
"Okay, okay, I get it...but is there a way that we can change the final step to freeing the wind?" Joseph asked hopefully as everyone gave him flat looks and snapped their fingers yet again to create a pair of saw blades as they cut around the Young Ninja and fell down with a panicking scream as a doodle door appeared beside Legion, who reached over to open it and went through it as the boys were then whooshed out of the NinjaNomicon and SamuraiNomicon.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song}~
Joseph:
For eight hundred years, the city of Norrisville has been protected by a Ninja.
The city of Norrisville was in chaos as monsters, thugs, and supervillains were rampaging across the city, destroying everything in sight as the villains smiled sinisterly at a crowd of scared civilians as the people of Norrisville cowered before the villains but then beamed as they stared up at the sky with hopeful/relieved looks on their faces. Dumbfounded by their sudden hopefulness, the villains looked and gasped in fear as they saw the Ninja standing on top of the Norrisville Highschool with an angry look on his face.
The villains trembled fearfully against his gaze as the Ninja brought out his swords and twirled them around before pointing them in the villain's direction as he glared at them determinedly. The bad guys tried to flee, but no one could escape from the Ninja's wrath as he leaped off from the building and flew toward the scared villains and he let out a war cry. After a few hours of brutally defeating every villain in his way, the city was finally at peace again as the citizens cheered for their hero, and the worn-out Ninja waved at them before smokebombing away as the smoke filled the area.
Joseph:
But no one knows that every four years...a new warrior is chosen
The smoke then disappears to reveal Nomi standing in front of Norrisville High while holding the NinjaNomicon in her hands as it glowed brightly with magical energy as Nomi smiled at the readers before opening the book and a massive amount of black/blue ribbons flew out of it, and they all started flying towards the Norrisville School.
Rachel, Debbie, and Nomi:
Go, Ninja!
Breaking through the doors, the massive amounts of black/blue ribbons flew past the startled students as they flew through the hallway and reached a classroom with the Messenger standing outside the room as the young man tips his hat to cover his eyes and pointed inside as the ribbons spotted Joseph inside the empty classroom with his friends, Rachel and Debbie, standing beside him.
Joseph:
A freshman to fight the forces of evil
Wiggling around in excitement, the black/blue ribbons raced past the surprised girls as they grabbed onto a shocked Joseph and lifted him into the air as the black/blue ribbons began to wrap themselves around his slim body, and Joey slowly started transforming into the Ninja as Rachel and Debbie watched on in shock from the sidelines.
Joseph:
My name is Joseph Williams...and I am the Norrisville Ninja!
When the transformation is finished, we see the Ninja standing in place as he leaps up and twists himself in the air as he lands back on the ground with the sheer force of his landing cracking the floor below him as the Ninja stoically stands up and pulled out his metal staff as he twirled it around and struck the ground as he posed for a bit before reaching into one of his pockets to pull out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Blue smoke covers the area as we see the Ninja performing various heroic acts that range from saving a cat from a tree to stopping a bank robbery and even stopping a magical sorcerer from taking over the world with his monster army.
Rachel:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
What the juice!
He's so bruce!
A heavily bruised-up Joseph and Legion panted as the Teenage Warriors stood around in a large swamp while facing a big muscular spiky red-haired man with both of them not wearing their Ninja Suit and Samurai Armor as the evil swamp man had their friends held hostage. The Mysterious Man grinned evilly as he pointed his gun at the girls and ordered Joseph and Legion to hand over their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet as Legion gritted his teeth angrily while Joey glared at him furiously but reluctantly did what he said as the teenager took out his Ninja Mask and tossed it over at the man with Legion doing the same begrudgingly as he tossed over his Samurai Gauntlet.
Grabbing the Magical Items, the mysterious man stared down at the Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet, mystified as he ran his disgusting hands all over the Ninja Mask's magical fabric and the Samuari Gauntlet's magical metal frame as Joseph and Legion demanded him to release their girls, but the man only grinned at the young teen sinisterly as he points his gun back at Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa as the Mysterious Man pulls the trigger with the Boy's eyes widen in shock/horror as their horrified expressions were quickly replaced with sheer determination and anger.
Sprinting forward, Joseph and Legion rushed over to the girls and managed to save them by using their bodies as a shield to protect them from the bullets as they pierced through their stomachs, and Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa could only watch in horror/misery as Joey placed his hand on his stomach in agony and coughed out blood while Legion nearly dropped down into the ground barfed out blood as the evil man smirked and walked over to the bleeding teenagers as he pushed them into a swamp, and blood stained the water as the swamp man laughed evilly while the girls could only weep in sorrow for their boyfriends' death.
Debbie:
That's the cheese!
Ninja, please!
Ninja, rock!
Don't stop!
The Ninja grunted in pain as he was kicked away by another teenager, who was wearing a samurai outfit, and crashed landed on the roof of a train as the Samurai-dressed teen stoically walked over to him and pulled out his sword to slice off Joey's head as the Ninja reacted quickly and closed his eyes in concentration as his suit changes color from blue to crystal blue, and Joey swiftly generated an ice shield to block the fatal sword strike as he then pushed the samurai warrior off of him.
Stumbling in his steps, the Samurai Teenager was shocked by Joseph's display of magical power as the Ninja leaped up back onto the ground and stood in a fighting stance as his suit's colors changed from crystal blue to pure white, and the Ninja slowly generated a whip made out of electricity as he then wrapped the Samurai Warrior with his whip and his hands glowed with electricity as the Ninja started electrocuting the samurai warrior as his opponent screamed in pain and agony.
Nomi:
What the hey!
Come on, you!
Deep inside the NinjaNomicon, we see a shirtless Joseph standing in the middle of a meadow as he faces a giant doodle dragon, and the large drawing roars down at him, but Joseph isn't scared as he stoically cups his hands and a bright yellow sphere appeared as Joey concentrated on charging up his energy. Nomi sat a few feet ahead of him as she eyed her current warrior closely while strumming her doodle ukulele as sweat dripped down from Joseph's forehead and the young teen grunted in effort as he then threw out his hands, and a giant beam of yellow energy flew towards the fake dragon.
Legion:
Do it, Ninja!
What the juice!
The monster stared at the beam of energy impassively before widening his eyes in shock as, at the last possible minute, the beam of energy shaped itself into a giant golden dragon, and the magical dragon roared as it then pierced through the doodle dragon's heart and a massive explosion occurred. Panting heavily from the overused energy, Joseph fell down as he took deep breaths and caught his breath as he looked up at Nomi and grinned at her as the NinjaNomicon smiled and nodded proudly as Joseph promptly fell down in exhaustion and passed out as Nomi sweatdrops at the sight of her knocked out student before shaking her head as she continued playing her ukelele and waited for her student to wake up to continue training.
Rachel, Debbie, Nomi, and Legion:
He's a hero!
Come on, fighter!
Just a freshman...and a Ninja!
Back at Norrisville High, we see Joey, Rachel, Debbie, and Legion standing near the lockers, just minding their business, when suddenly green stank flew out of the vents as they flew into the innocent students'/teachers' bodies and possessed them as they slowly transformed into horrifying, grotesque monsters. The teenagers gasped in shock at this before narrowing their eyes in determination as the girls hugged the boys, covering them from public view as Joey and Legion swiftly transformed into the Ninja and the Samurai as Rachel and Debbie gave their boyfriend a few good luck kisses before the Ninja and the Samurai runs off to confront the Stankified Teenage Monsters.
The citizens of Norrisville backup in fear as the horde of monsters slowly stalked over them with evil glints in their eyes as they were led by the great and powerful Sorcerer as the ancient magic user laughed maniacally at the look of pure fear on their faces, only for everybody to suddenly start cheering in relief as McFist and Viceroy appeared, thinking that he arrived to save them, but much to their shock/surprise, McFist grins at them sinisterly as he orders his assistant Viceroy to back the Sorcerors army up with his own army and the mad scientist nodded, eager to show off his inventions as Viceroy pressed a button on his tablet and soon enough an army of mechanical and mutant robots appeared as they stood beside the monster army.
The citizens felt their hope die at the sight of the most beloved man in town betraying them as they fell to their knees and were about to surrender to their fate, until suddenly a puff of blue smoke covered the area as the Ninja and the Samurai appeared, standing in a classic ninja and samurai poses as the entire population of Norrisville started cheered at the sight of their true heroes as the Ninja and the Samurai slowly looked up at the army that he was going against and glared at them fearlessly as Joey and Legion closed their eyes in concentration.
The crowd of people was confused about what he was doing until suddenly a rainbow aura covered the teenagers' bodies as a tornado appeared below them and slowly lifted the Ninja and the Samurai up into the air as everybody watched on with shock/awe as Joseph's Ninja Suit and Legion's Samurai Armor keeps changing color rapidly with Ninja's scarves wiggling around excitedly as four more scarves popped out.
Grunting, Joseph let out a fierce roar as one of his scarfs was set on fire while another one was frozen solid as his third scarf began spinning around rapidly and began to form strong winds as his fourth scarf pulled out and levitated multiple small rocks from the ground below as they stuck themselves against his scarf and it slowly started forming into a rock-like scythe as the Ninja's fifth scarf wiggled madly and water squirted out of it as it wrapped around the scarf and formed into a spiked mace as his last scarf sparkled with electricity as it whipped around violently with the speed of lightning!
Narrowing his eyes in determination, Legion let out a loud battle cry as his armor broke apart and various metal plates flew around him as multiple trails of electricity, plants, acid, and wood flew out of the plates as they whirled around Legion's form before they flew over to impact against his body and a huge purple chi-like aura formed around him as a glaring Samurai floated in place.
With their transformation sequences now complete, Joseph opened his eyes, revealing them to be completely white with fox-like pupils, and Legion opened up his eyes as well to reveal that they were pupilless and glowing a hot purple energy as the young teenage boys glanced down at the army and glare at them as the Ninja raised his elemental scarfs and the Samurai summoned his aura purple sword and the Teenage Warriors flew toward them as the villains were frightened at first before quickly regaining their nerves as they ran after the flying ninja, and both the heroes and the villains let out loud battle cries as they raised their arms and they then slammed their fists together as a huge shockwave rang out across the city!
An epic battle occurred as both sides struggled to overpower each other, but in the end, the Ninja and the Samurai won the day as a heavily battered and injured Joseph and Legion stood on top of a pile of knocked out/dead villains as the panting Teenge Warriors glanced down at the citizens of Norrisivile and raised their fists in victory as everybody started cheering for their heroes. The Ninja and the Samurai grunted in pain as they could barely stand up at this point, but after spotting their girls giving them scared yet proud looks, Joseph and Legion found the energy to smile at them weakly as the Ninja shakily stood up and reached into his suit as he pulls out a...
Joseph:
Smokebomb!
Throwing down a smokebomb, a massive cloud of blue smoke covered the area as it slowly disappeared to reveal the Ninja and the Samurai standing up on top of the logo of the story with Rachel, Debbie, Heidi, and Theresa standing beside the Teenage Warriors and they grinned at the camera as the Ninja's blue scarfs and the Samurai's helmet red head bandana blew into the wind majestically.
~{Joseph Williams: The 9th Grade Ninja Season 1-Theme Song Over}~
"Arwoooh!" Joseph and Legion exclaimed after feeling their minds getting transported back into their bodies in the real world as the Young Ninja and the Young Samurai sat up while sitting in the Norrisville Highschool Library as they had reached up to take off their facemasks to have people believe that they were sleeping in the library.
"Just saying," Joseph sheepishly as the NinjaNomicon closed itself up angrily and glowed blue before flying up to slam itself against his face, causing him to yelp in pain as the NinjaNomicon then flew over to land inside of the Young Ninja's Backpack with the Ninja Mask smushed underneath it. "Ow! I swear that one of these days Nomi is going to break my nose!"
"Stop being disrespectful to her and she will stop hitting you, dude," Legion says with a deadpanned tone while reaching over to close up the SamuraiNomicon and placing it inside of his backpack that contained the Samurai Gauntlet as, before anyone could react, an alarm rang out, causing everyone to glance up in confusion, especially when Principal Slimovits kicked the library doors opened and held out a megaphone with a serious glare on his face.
"Everybody, leave your belongings and exit the building!" Principal Slimovits ordered as all of the students stood up from their chairs and turned around to rush out of the Norrisville Highschool Library as the boys tried to reach over and grab their backpacks, only for their hands to be smacked by a baton as a glaring Miss Wickwhacker.
"You two got a death wish, or something?! Nothing in those bags are worth dying for!"
"Come on, it's just right there-," Joseph protests while trying to reach for his bag again as she ends up hitting his hand again.
"And the exit is right there!" Miss Wickwhacker says while pointing over at the exit as she reaches over to grab the boys' arms and begins dragging them out of the Norrisville High School Library as they are pushed into the crowd of panicking students.
"We're all doomed! We're all doomed! Finally! Doomed! Ghoulian was right! We are all going to fucking die!" Julian cheered happily while reaching over to grab a creeped-out Joseph and shook him around as a worried Bash rudely shoved past Legion.
"Push, shove, trample!"
"Don't worry, everyone! I'm sure that the Ninja and the Samurai are gonna show up soon!" Legion yelled reassuringly while reaching over to grab Joseph and pull him out of the crowd of panicking teenagers as they were planning to Ninja and Samurai Up, only for Morgan to suddenly appear in front of them as she proceeded to point over in their general direction.
"It's the Ninja and the Samurai."
"What?! Us?! We are not the Ninja and the Samurai!" A worried Joseph says as he smiles nervously. "W-Why would you even think that?"
"We're saved," Morgan says while still pointing ahead as Joseph and Legion whirled around, and they were surprised to see the doors being kicked open.
"Smokebomb!" A familiar female voice rang out as a puff of gray smoke emerged in Norrisville Highschool's Hallway, and once the smoke faded away, the boys were shocked to see the 'Ninja' and the 'Samurai' 'teleporting' onto the scene. "Students of Norrisville!" Debbie said while she and Theresa stepped out of the light to reveal themselves as the Prussian Blue-Haired Teenage Girl was now wearing a black ski mask that showed her eyes and had a hole placed in the back that allowed her a fake blue wig to pop out as it was tied up into a low ponytail, two long blue scarfs that are wrapped around her neck as they reached down to her feet, a long-sleeved black shirt with a large pixel 9 on the center of it, a pair of black gloves, a blue sash that was wrapped around her waist, long black sweat pants, and a pair of black thigh-high boots.
"Check it out!" Theresa exclaimed while wearing a silver helmet that covered her head completely and had a long red ribbon attached to it, small silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, a black tank top underneath, brown straps on her arms and a pair of black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots.
"The Reporter and the Baton Twirler? Yeah, we're all dead," Morgan says with a blank tone as a curious and flabbergasted Joseph and Legion walk over to the girls.
"Why are you two dressed like that?" A confused Legion asked as a smirking Debbie removed her mask while Theresa removed her helmet.
"Oh, Principal Slimovitz is doing a Monster Drill, and they needed someone to act as the Ninja and the Samurai," Debbie explained as Theresa smirked slyly and leaned against her head.
"And guess who Slimovitz picked to be the Ninja and Samurai? Spoiler alert, it's us." Theresa says while putting on her helmet and Debbie puts on her mask as they strike a bunch of random fighting poses and the group starts laughing.
"This is so funny, it's beyond funny!" Legion says with a chuckle as the girls nod.
"I know, I know," Debbie says with a smile as she and Theresa are about to leave to do their Monster Drill, but then-
"I mean, seriously?! Debbie and Theresa as the Ninja and the Samurai?! They can't be the Ninja and the Samurai! Not only are they way shorter than us, but they are not even boys!" Joseph says with a laugh as Theresa frowns a bit and purses her lips.
"Wait, didn't you guys tell us that there have been Past Ninjas and Samurai who were girls? And who cares about our heigh-,"
"Oh my god! You two as the Ninja and the Samurai?! You two?! Really?! Out of everyone in this school?!"
"...Okay, guys, calm down, it's not THAT funny." An admittedly annoyed Debbie says as she and Theresa start to feel a bit hurt by the boys' words.
"Those suits! You two look ridiculous!"
"Hey, we worked hard on making our costumes!" Theresa defended with a pout as she stomped her foot on the ground.
"Holy juice! This is the best surprise ever!/I have not laughed this hard in a long time!" Joseph and Legion laughed loudly before pausing a bit upon finally noticing the looks on Debbie and Theresa's faces as they were glaring at them crossly, peeved to hell as the Young Ninja and the Young Samurai sweatdropped a bit.
"W-Wait, you are not mad at us, right?"
"No! No, we're not mad! We're not mad at all that our best friends think that us being the Ninja and the Samurai is completely ridiculous!"
"And absolutely roasted the shit out of us and made fun of the cute outfits that we worked hard to make for days!"
"No, we're completely fucking fine, boys!" The Girls snapped furiously while turning around to walk away, and Debbie even kicked a trashcan down into the ground before storming off as the boys shared a concerned look.
"...Oh...I feel like we had completely fucked up..."
"Oh, yes. It looks like we have to welcome ourselves to the doghouse, my friend," Legion says with a groan as we then cue over to McFist Industries, and we see Viceroy having a vacation with the help of his Holo-Deck Simulator as he is currently in the simulation of him lying down on a sunny beach, reading a romantic novel on a blanket under the shade of an umbrella as the Mad Scientist wore his swimsuit.
"Oh, Francesca. Will you and the stable boy ever find true love?"
"Viceroy, what are you doing?" McFist asked with an annoyed tone as he walked up to Viceroy's Holo-Deck placed in his lab, and said person gave him a blank glare as he then placed two fingers by his ear to mimic a phone.
"You have reached Viceroy. I can't get to the phone because I'm attempting to enjoy the only day of vacation my unethical and douchebag of a fucking boss gives me each year. Leave a message after the tone. Tone."
"Quit messing around!" McFist snapped with an annoyed tone as he then gestured over at the Slaying Mantis, which was placed inside a glass case as he walked over to it. "The Slaying Mantis just came back from the shop. I wanna take it out for a spin. You know, kick the tires. Destroy the Ninja and the Samurai."
"And I'd be more than happy to do that...when I get back," Viceroy retorted sassily as he then went back to his novel.
"Fine, I'll do it myself!" McFist screamed while walking over to the control unit of the Slaying Mantis as he sat down in it. "It doesn't take an evil genius to drive a tactical assault arthropod," McFist says while working the controls as the eyes on the Slaying Mantis glowed green and the Evil Billionaire laughed sinisterly...only for the Slaying Mantis to crash through the case and crash down into the ground as Viceroy gave him a smug grin.
"You forgot to open the case~,"
"AREN'T YOU ON VACATION?!" An annoyed and angry McFist asked as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the front of Norrisville Highschool as we see Principal Slimovitz, Debbie, and Theresa standing on stage with a big crowd of students standing before them as there was a huge whiteboard that contained the rules of what to do during a Monster Drill and Heidi could be seen recording the event on her phone for her blog in the crowd.
"Welcome to Norrisville High's annual Monster Drill. Had this been a real attack, you would've all been either monstered or killed violently, which is why we're gonna practice having a safe day, the N.I.N.J.A. way." Principal Slimovitz says as he then gestured over at the whiteboard. "N, nobody panics. I, I insist, nobody panic. N, nobody, and I mean nobody, panic. J, just don't panic, nobody. And I can't stress this last one highly enough, A, and get the fuck out of the Ninja and the Samurai's way."
"Come on, Debs, don't be like this," Joseph says with an apologetic tone while he and Legion stand in front of the crowd as they are trying to talk with Debbie and Theresa on stage.
"Yeah, Theresa, I didn't mean to hurt you."
"Oh, no, Joseph, you and Legion have crossed the line," Debbie says with an angry scowl on her face as an oblivious Principal Slimovitz slaps his hands together with a warm smile on his face.
"So now that you know what to do in a monster attack, let's practice...where is my monster?" Principal Slimovitz asked while looking around as we cue over to Shop Class and we see Bucky and Rachel dressed up as the monster as they struggled to get out of class.
"Bucky, can you please open the door?" Rachel pleaded with an irritated tone as Bucky tried to open the door, but because of his claws, he couldn't get a good grip on it.
"Stupid monster hands. I'm all claws." Bucky quipped as we then cue over to the others and we see a bored and angry Bash being held up by his friend.
"You promised a monster! I'm getting wicked bored! I'm gonna start acting out soon!"
"Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring!" The Students of Norrisville chanted in unison as the Principal of Norrisville Highschool began panicking and turned to the girls.
"My monster's running late! Stall!"
"We got your back, P-Slimmy," Theresa says while sharing a sly grin with Debbie as they then stepped forward. "Hello, people of Norrisville! I'm the Samurai! A completely random guy who appeared out of nowhere and began partnering up with the Ninja! I'm definitely not a huge knockoff version of him!"
"And I'm the Ninja! I think I'm better than everyone else! I do unnecessary flips! I'm a huge show-off!" Debbie insulted as she and Theresa gave the boys a mocking grin, which grew when the crowd began laughing loudly as Morgan nodded in agreement.
"The Samurai does seem to be a knock off version of the Ninja, and speaking off, his flips are totally unnecessary. One time I saw the Ninja run on the ceiling for no reason."
"Hey, the Samurai is his own person, not some knockoff copy of the Ninja," An annoyed Legion says as Joseph nods.
"Yeah, and I'm sure that the Ninja had a reason to run up the ceiling. Nobody runs on the ceiling for no reason."
"My partner and I do more damage to this school than the monsters!" Theresa yelled as Principal Slimovitz laughed and nodded.
"My car could tell you that,"
"Hey, the Samurai and the Ninja have learned the Art of Heal, so they can heal up the property damage now." Legion pointed out as Debbie then laid down on the ground and placed her hand on her head as she let out a loud overdramatic sigh.
"I'm 800 years old and yet I keep getting my ass kicked so much that my partner is forced to save me all the time! Oh, Samurai, please save me from this Stanked Monster! I'm too weak to save myself, even though I can literally teleport and have all of these Ninja Weapons, Powers, and Wisdom!"
"The Ninja doesn't need saving all the time!" An embarrassed Joseph says with a blush as Theresa then puts on a serious and stoic glare on her face and strikes a battle pose.
"I'm dark and mysterious, that's my character."
"The Samurai is more than that!" Legion snapped angrily as a student standing beside them laughed loudly.
"These two are way funnier than the real Ninja and Samurai," The Student says, much to the boys' annoyance as Heidi eyes them suspiciously and we then cue over to the Slaying Mantis as we see McFist awkwardly having it walk down the streets of Norrisville.
"Left-No wait, right! Ugh! Why did you give this thing bug eyes?!"
"Never gives me a problem," Viceroy says arrogantly while pulling down goggles that are like bug eyes as McFist trips from a car and breaks a fire extinguisher as little kids run up to the stream of water, cheering as the Evil Businessman tries to control it and gets the machine back up.
"There, got it! Onward!" McFist yelled as Slaying Mantis turned around and bumped into the window of Greg's Game Hole.
"...You smashed a-,"
"I KNOW!" McFist snapped in frustration and fury with the brain from his arm rolling his eyes blankly as we cue back to the others, and we see Debbie reaching into her pocket to pull out a bunch of smokebombs and begin throwing them down into the ground repeatedly.
"Hey, everybody! Let me announce my attacks before I do them even though that's a completely fucking stupid thing to do because that will cause my foes to anticipate my attacks! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb!"
"But the Ninja announcing his attacks is half the fun!" Joseph says with a groan as Theresa then removes her red ribbon and spins it around elegantly.
"Ooh, look at my cute ribbon! I'm the prettiest Samurai in all of Samurailand!" Theresa says as Debbie then reaches up to grab her scarves and begins twirling them around rapidly.
"Hey everyone! I'm 800 years old, which was the last time these scarves were in style!" Debbie says as everyone laughs amusedly.
"Hey! The scarves are a serious Ninja tool and they are so cool! They are practically an extra pair of hands and can turn into wings! How wicked is that?!" Joseph asked defensively as an anxious Legion walked up to the stage and glanced up at Debbie and Theresa.
"Look, girls, clearly, the Ninja and the Samurai upset you both in some way, and I'm sure that they are really sorry about it!"
"Oh, they are gonna be sorry! We are just getting started!" Theresa says with a scowl on her face just as the Slaying Mantis appeared as Principal Slimovitz perked up and clapped his hands together.
"Finally, our practice monster. Kudos to Mr. Smith's metal shop class. Okay, places, everyone,"
"Alright, alright, we're gonna have to get knocked around by this thing a few times like a couple of shoobs before we learn how to beat it," Debbie says with a mocking tone while pulling out a toy sword as Theresa pulls out a toy shield and they walk up to the Slaying Mantis, who walked forward and nearly hit Joseph if Legion didn't pull him out of the way.
"Oh, goddamn it, I do get saved by you a lot..."
"Yeah, well, you save me too a lot, so we balance each other out," Legion says reassuringly as Joseph smiles but then pauses a bit as they take a look at the Slaying Mantis. "Wait a minute, Mr. Smith's class can't even build a birdhouse. How could they build a giant robot?"
"Outta my way, kids!" McFist's voice rang out from the Slayiging Mantis as the boys gasped sharply and grew serious.
"McFist. Looks like it's Ninja Time-Oh, shit, our magical items are back in the library." A groaning Joseph says as he and Legion then composed themselves and grew serious as they looked around to make sure that no one was looking at them. "Joseph and Legion Art of Stealth! Conceal!" Joseph whispered-yelled under his breath while he and Legion magically blended themselves against their environment as they ran off.
"Get ready to face my Ninja sword!" Debbie says while aiming her toy sword at the Slaying Mantis with McFist desperately trying to control his machine as Viceroy raises an eyebrow confusedly.
"Wait, is that a toy sword?"
"Does the Ninja look different to you? And the Samurai too? They seem shorter and sound feminine." McFist says as Viceroy shrugs.
"All Ninjas and Samurai look the same to me...shit, was that racist?" A worried Viceroy as McFist waved his hand around reassuringly.
"Eh, don't worry. Everyone knows that Black People can't be racist."
"I'm sorry, but fucking what?" A disbelieving and angry Viceroy asked as we cue to the inside of Norrisville Highschool, and we see Miss Wickwhacker patrolling the hallways as she was speaking into her walkie-talkie.
"Sector 2 is student-free, moving on to sector three. Hey, that rhymes." Miss Wickwhacker says while not noticing that a camouflaged Joseph and Legion ran past her to head straight towards the Norrisville Library as we cue back to the girls, and we see them smacking their toy weapons against the Slaying Mantis's feet.
"Try to stay on your feet, Rach. We've got a crowd to entertain here, so you and Bucky better step it up." Theresa whispered to the Slaying Mantis as she and Debbie continued hitting the Slaying Mantis.
"This is humiliating," Viceroy comments while walking over to his boss as he grinned smugly. "I could come back early from my one lousy day off to help, but in return, I'd need, oh, say, an extra two weeks of vacation."
"...Ugh...fine, whatever you want! Two weeks! Just get in here!" McFist pleaded to Viceroy, who hummed and went over to take control as he commanded the Slaying Mantis to kick off the girls, causing them to yelp in surprise and pain as they flew over to crash down into the ground.
"Ow! What the hell was that?!" Theresa asked while nursing her bruised back as Debbie glanced down at her stomach and winced at seeing a large bloody gash on her stomach as the girls' jaws dropped in shock and horror when the Slaying Mantis fired dual missiles that flew over to collide against Principal Slimovitz's car and blew it up into a billion pieces.
"My car! Missiles, really?!"
"That's a real monster!" A panicking Theresa yelled as the Principal flinched worriedly at what she said.
"REAL MONSTER! EVERYBODY PANIC!" Principal Slimovitz screamed as everyone screamed concernedly and ran around as Debbie looked around and realized that the boys were missing as she then turned to Theresa.
"The boys need time to find a private place to suit up! Since that robot thinks that we are the Ninja and Samurai, we need to stall it long enough for the real Ninja and Samurai to appear!"
"Are you crazy?! You want us to fight against that thing?!"
"Stall, not fight! We can't have that thing hurt anyone here! Are you with me?!" Debbie asked as Theresa bit her lip nervously, but then grew serious as she nodded, and the girls then ran over to the Slaying Mantis. "Hey, robot! You want us! Come and get us!" Debbie screamed at the Slaying Mantis while running off with Theresa as, unknown to them, the Messenger could be seen spying on the situation in the background and rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
Standing before us is an Immortal Being as he resembled a 6'2-feet-tall, 1,000-year-old Man with baby blue eyes, shaggy shoulder-length orange-reddish hair that covered his eyes slightly, a big stumpy nose, a sharp chin with an orange-reddish handlebar mustache that connects to his hair, Light Skin, a tall muscularly toned slim build, and his outfit consists of a dark brown cowboy hat, a short-sleeved white buttoned-up shirt with green shoulders and edges, a dark brown belt with a silver belt buckle, long dark blue jeans, and a pair of brown boots. His real name is unknown, but he is simply known as the Messenger, the Immortal Guardian of the NinjaNomicon and the Ninja Mask, who is tasked with helping keep an eye out for the Current Ninja and choosing which person should possess the magic book and the magic mask as he is also the Guide for the Norrisville Tour Bus.
"Interesting, very interesting." The Messenger says with a sly grin as we cue back to the boys and we see them running through the Norrisville Highschool Hallway as they ran past Mr. Smith's Shop Class.
"Just take the gloves off, Bucky!"
"If I lose the character, I'll never get it back!" Rachel and Bucky argued with each other as the boys ran into the Norrisville Highschool Library and ran over to the table containing their backpacks.
"Joseph and Legion Art of Stealth! Reveal!" Joseph yelled while he and Legion turned off their camouflage abilities as the Boys magically turned themselves back to normal and reached into their backpacks to pull out their Ninja Mask and Samurai Gauntlet as they then put on their backpacks.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arms into the air, a determined Joseph puts on his Ninja Mask as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins and his eyes glowed blue as the black-haired teenager spread out his arms and various amounts of large black/blue ribbons magically emerged out of the Ninja Mask as they started whirling around Joseph's form rapidly like a mini-tornado and the teenage Ninja slowly levitated up from the ground as a bunch of large/small Ninja Symbols appeared.
Grinning slyly, Joseph held out his arms and closed his eyes as several black/blue ribbons wrapped around his arms before doing the same with his legs, stomach, and chest as, once the Young Ninja was decked out in a skintight black jumpsuit, Joey whirled around, and a small hole could be seen appearing in the back of the teenager's Ninja Mask as it allowed his long blue hair to pop out before it was swiftly tied up into a low hanging ponytail as it flew in the wind.
Whirling around again, a stoic-looking Joseph spreads out his arms and legs again as two long blue scarves magically materialized into existence and wrapped around his neck as a blue slash also appeared and wrapped around his waist as well as blue markings began magically appearing all across the Ninja's Suit and, when it reaches his chest, a symbol of a large number 9 appeared on his chest as it glowed brightly and a smirking Joseph opened his eyes as he then got himself into a fighting stance and began throwing multiple rapid punches and kicks into the air, whacking all of the Ninja Symbols away as Joey then leaped up into the air and was able to kick away the large Ninja Symbol behind him with a powerful grunt as the Ninja then crash-landed onto the ground and lowered himself into a crouch as he glared at the readers with a serious, cool expression on his face as his blue scarfs blew majestically in the wind.
{Joseph Williams's Ninja Transformation Sequence Over}
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence}
Lifting up his arm into the air, a glaring Legion placed his Samurai Gauntlet onto his arm as he immediately felt the surge of magical power flowing through his veins, and the dark purple-haired man spread out his arms as various amounts of silver metal armor magically emerged out of the Samurai Gauntlet and whirled around Legion's body as he slowly floated up into the air and a bunch of large/small Samurai Symbols appeared.
Narrowing his eyes stoically, Legion struck a pose and allowed the silver armor to cover up his body, and he now could be seen wearing a pair of big thick silver shoulder pads, a silver chest plate with black accents, silver chainmail with a long-sleeved black shirt underneath, brown straps on his arms and black gloves, a brown belt with several brown pouches attached to it, marron shorts, and a pair of leg-length black armored boots.
Whirling around again, a glaring Legion held out his arms as a medieval silver helmet with a long red ribbon attached to it, and it also has a silver/black visor, appeared in his hands as he swiftly put on his helmet and, once he was fully suited up, Legion falls down to land on the ground as he began striking various fighting poses before sticking a heroic pose as the Samurai glared at the readers seriously with his head ribbon flowing in the wind.
{Legion DuBois's Samurai Transformation Sequence Over}
"Ugh!" Debbie grunted in pain after the Slaying Mantis whacked her and Theresa over to crash down into the ground as he was planning to try and kill them, but then-
"Smokebomb!" Joseph's voice rang out as a puff of blue smoke emerged in the Norrisville High School Front Yard, and once the smoke faded away, the Ninja and the Samurai teleported onto the scene as Debbie and Theresa smiled in relief.
"The real Ninja and the Samurai!"
"You two gotta save us!"
"This drill stinks!" A bunch of Civilians screamed as the boys shared a look and nodded.
"Separate the clouds," Ninja started as he moved around his hands like he was pushing away clouds. "...Gather the fallen wind..." Ninja continued as he mimicked picking something up and holding out his hands. "...And free the chicken-,"
"Ha ha! Looks like the Ninja is making a Mr. Grumpy!" Bash says to his friend with a mocking laugh as he points over at the Ninja. "Right? Am I right?!" Bash asked as the others laughed, and Joseph blushed in embarrassment while losing his concentration as Legion turned to him.
"Ignore him, Ninja," Samurai says as Ninja takes a deep breath and nods.
"Separate the clouds," Ninja started as he moved around his hands like he was pushing away clouds. "...Gather the fallen wind..." Ninja continued as he mimicked picking something up and holding out his hands. "...And free the chicken!" A determined Ninja says with a glare as a bunch of wind begins generating around his hands. "Ninja and Samurai Dual Air and Acid Fists!" Ninja exclaimed while raising his arms and firing a big fist-shaped blast of wind as the Samurai raised his hands and thrusts them forward as the Young Warrior conjured a big blast of compressed acid in the shape of a fist, and Joseph and Legion's Air Fist and Acid Fist flew over to collide against the Slaying Mantis, damaging it as he was sent flying away, saving the girls as they ran up to them and it was only now that Nomi and Sammy's Mystic Riddle appeared before them.
Respect is the key that opens all doors
"I understand now, Nomi," Ninja says as he and Samurai give the girls an apologetic look. "Debbie, Theresa, we are sorry for what we said earlier."
"Yeah, we don't think that you two being the Ninja and Samurai is ridiculous, especially when you two helped distract the robot."
"Uh, boys? While we appreciate the apology, focus more on the robot please." Theresa pleaded to the boys, who nodded as the Ninja and the Samurai turned to glare over at a recovered Slaying Mantis seriously.
"Ninja Dual Blade and Samurai Bo Staff Multi Block!" Ninja screamed while reaching into his suit to pull out his Ninja Dual Blade as the Ninja pressed a button on it and caused it to unfold itself into its true form as the Samurai reached into his armor to pull out his Samurai Weapon, and the Norrisville Ninja and Samurai twirled around their weapons to block all of the Slaying Mantis's strikes. "Ninja and Samurai Suit and Armor Spikes!" Ninja shouted just as the Slaying Mantis slammed his hands down at the Norrisville Heroes, who avoided the attack and allowed the McFist Robot to slam his hands into the ground, getting stuck as Joseph and Legion then jumped up into the air while summoning their Ninja and Samurai Suit and Armor Spikes to climb up the robot's arms and reached his head as the Norrisville Ninja and Samurai reached into their suit and armor to pull out their weapons.
"Ninja and Samurai Triple Sword Head Slice-Ugh!" Ninja yelled while he and Samurai raised their swords up high into the air as they were about try and slice off the Slaying Mantis's head, only for him to be able to deliver a mighty headbutt against their bodies, causing Joseph and Legion to yelp in pain as they were sent flying down to crash onto the ground while accidentally dropping their Ninja and Samurai Swords as they fall down into the ground uselessly and the Slaying Mantis loomed over them menacingly as the Norrisville Ninja and Samurai composed themselves as they glared at up him defiantly.
"You can take our weapons...but you'll never take our..." Ninja trailed off with a serious glare on his face as a bunch of wind began generating around his hands while acidic slime began generating from the Samurai's hands. "...Ninja and Samurai Dual Air and Acid Fists!" Ninja exclaimed while raising his arms and firing a big fist-shaped blast of wind as the Samurai raised his hands and thrusts them forward as the Young Warrior conjured a big blast of compressed acid in the shape of a fist, and Joseph and Legion's Air Fist and Acid Fist flew over to collide against the Slaying Mantis's head, destroying it, causing the headless robotic body to crash down into the ground and blew up into a billion pieces as everyone cheered loudly and Viceroy simply turns to McFist with a small grin on his face.
"What are you lookin' at?"
"I'll be taking those two weeks startin' now, if you don't mind," Viceroy says while changing his bathing suit to a winter coat, changing the environment as it's now a log cabin in the snow and he is holding a mug and sits on the bench, taking a sip of hot cocoa as McFist grits his teeth at him angrily and punched a nearby snowman in his fury as he stormed off. "Mm, Nigga, that's cold,"
"NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI! NINJA! SAMURAI!" All of the Students in Norrisville Highschool cheered loudly as Principal Slimovitz stepped forward and clapped his hands together.
"Drill's over. Back to class," Principal Slimovitz says, causing all of them to groan with Heidi turning off her phone and eagerly turns around to run into her office to post her video on her blog as the Ninja and the Samurai go over to bend down and grab their swords before putting them away in their suit and armor as the boys then held out their arms.
"Ninja and Samurai...Art...of...Heal!" Ninja exclaimed while he and Samurai raised their hands as they fired out huge multiple beams of blue and purple energy that began washing all over the area, fixing up Principal Slimovitz's Car and healing up Debbie and Theresa's injuries as, once they were done, the boys then turned to the girls.
"Debbie, I want you to know I respect you, and I'm sorry for what I said earlier. I didn't mean it, you were an amazing Ninja out there."
"Yeah, we were just acting like a pair of insensitive jerks. You rocked as the Samurai." Samurai says as the girls smile, and after making sure that there is no one around, Debbie and Heidi go over to pull up the Ninja and Samurai's mask and helmet enough to kiss them both on the mouth briefly.
"Apology accepted," Debbie says with a warm smile just as Bucky and Rachel appear in their monster disguise, and they begin acting like a Stanked Monster.
"Grrr! We are the monster-,"
"Aaah! Monster!" Theresa screamed panickedly as Joseph grew serious.
"Ninja Air Fist!" Ninja screamed as a bunch of wind began generating around his hands and raised his arms as he fired a big fist-shaped blast of wind that flew over to collide against Rachel and Bucky, thankfully not hurting or killing them, but the Ninja Elemental Attack did blow off not only their Monster Disguise, but also ripped apart their clothes as Rachel's A-Cup Breasts, shaved pussy, and plump ass were exposed to the world as Bucky's 4-inch cock, and tiny balls were exposed to the world also.
"NINJA!" A heavily embarrassed Rachel says while trying to cover up her nudity as a blushing Bucky does the same.
"...Oh...whoops...sorry, my mistake. That's on me." An awkward Ninja apologized while being thankful that everyone else had left as the Samurai facepalmed and sighed heavily while reaching into his armor to pull out two purple blankets as he then walked over to drape them over the naked teenagers' bodies to cover up their nudity.
~[Post Credit Scene]~
"Alright, let's do this." The Messenger says while hanging out in his Tour Bus as he then reaches underneath the seat to pull out some type of amulet with the symbol of the Norisu Nine, and it glows blue. "Arwoooh!" The Messenger screamed while feeling his body going limp as he slumped against his seat and his soul was magically sucked into the NinjaNomicon and the SamuraiNomicon as the Immortal Being fell through numerous pages and pictures of Ninjas, Samurai, and Monsters before landing down in an area that glowed a bright blue/purple with a bunch of Ninja and Samurai Symbols flying around them as a 50-feet-tall Nomi and Sammy appeared before him with serious glares on their faces.
"What is the reason you had called this meeting, Messenger?" Sammy asked with a serious glare on his face as the Messenger glanced up at them calmly.
"Well, girls, I have some big news for you two."
"What is it?" Nomi asked as the Messenger narrowed his eyes seriously and waved his hand around to create numerous doodle screens that showed his memories of the past as Debbie and Theresa, disguised as the Ninja and the Samurai, could be seen distracting the Slaying Mantis and driving him away from the crowd of civilians, risking their lives for them even when they were injured and scared for their lives as Nomi and Sammy looked intrigued as the Messenger grinned cockily.
"NinjaNomicon? SamuraiNomicon? The time to recreate the Norisu Nine is nearly upon us."
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, here are all of the Ninja and the Samurai's Current Powers and Weapons:
A) Joseph 'Joey' Williams AKA the Ninja-Powers and Weapons:
1) Superhuman Physical Ability
2) Increased Fighting Capabilities
3) Superhuman Stealth
4) Elemental Magic Rage (Unlocked but not mastered yet)
5) Hammerspace
6) Magic Stank Immunity
7) Chaos Pearls Resistance
8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance
9) Art of Stealth
10) Art of Invisibility
11) Art of Healing
12) Art of Flight
13) Air Fist
14) Ninja Weapons-37: Swords, Smokebombs, Scarves, Dual Blade, Chain Sickle, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Stick, Chain Blade, Eskrimas, Hand Drills, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Rings/Shurikens/Kunais/Throwing Stars, Sais, Suit Spikes, Stalling Wedge/Stick, Tonfas, Ukulele, Electric Trident, Boomerangs, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Surfboard, Shield, Spear, Balloon Sword, War Hammer, Kanabō, Net Gun, Bolas, Chainsaw, Bazooka, and Flamethrower
15) Ninja-Balls-13: Boom Balls, Fetching Balls, Flash Balls, Glow Balls, Gut/Boob/Ball/Vagina/Ass-Buster Balls, Hard Balls, Sticky Balls, Slipping Balls, Tiny Giant Exploding Balls, Tripping Balls, Shnasty Balls, Paralyzing Gas Balls, and Inflation Ball
B) Legion DuBois AKA The Samurai
1) Superhuman Physical Ability
2) Increased Fighting Capabilities
3) Superhuman Stealth
4) Elemental Magic Rage
5) Hammerspace
6) Magic Stank Immunity
7) Chaos Pearls Resistance
8) Underwater and Space Breathing/Resistance
9) Art of Stealth
10) Art of Invisibility
11) Art of Healing
12) Art of Flight
13) Acid Fist
14) Samurai Weapons-28: Sword, Grappling Hook, Gun, Bow & Arrows, Missile Launcher, Gatling Gun, Eskrimas, Kaginawas, Kamas, Manrikigusari, Kunais, Sais, Blowgun, Tonfas, Electric Trident, Knife-Sickles, Bo Staff, Shield, Spear, Balloon Sword, Bolas, Kanabō, Net Gun, Bazooka, Spiked Bat, a Giant Double-Headed Axe, War Hammer, and Chainsaw
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.