How To Save (Seduce!) Your Villain A Guide By Avatar Aang Chapter 1, an avatar: last airbender fanfic

…How To Save (Seduce!) Your Villain In A Few Easy Steps; A Guide By Avatar Aang…

Author's note/Warnings: This is a Yaoi story as in male x male. The pairing is Aang/Zuko. If it offends you, you might want to turn back now. For those that don't mind, I hope you enjoy the story. All reviews are appreciated.

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Full Summary:-

"Shitty author, shitty novel! Prince Zuko deserves justice!" Aang's famous last words as he took his last breath.

…Forced to read his favorite character's unjust death and being killed after. Aang had had enough when he was yeeted into the same novel he died cursing because an annoying entity called 'The System' thought it would be fun transmigrating him into the most annoying novel he had the misfortune of reading. 'Avatar: The Last Air Bender', the one that had so many plot holes the size of China it almost made him commit murder!

To make things worse, Aang didn't become an anonymous NPC, so that he could help his favorite character from the sidelines. Instead, he became that damned Protagonist who will end up killing the Scum Villain, Prince Zuko!

…You know what? Let the world burn and the plot go up in flames! Aang was going to give Prince Zuko the happy ending he deserved, one way or another, even if it killed him!

A different retelling of ATLA, SVSSS style!

Disclaimer: I will only say this once. I don't own anything and make no profit from this story.

Chapter 1

Note to self… Transmigration is real….

…Aang was seriously going to sue that damn System for breaking his DNR…

'Avatar: The Last Airbender' was a Romance fantasy novel.

To be more specific, 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' (If excluding the plot holes, the size of China that only he seemed to have an issue with!) was an adequate story with a good plot and pacing (Depending on who you asked, because if you asked him -which people rarely if ever do- he wouldn't mind giving you thirty-page long rant about how much the story, even if adequate, sucked, and had so many concerning topics that made Aang break more than one teacup when he forced himself to read that shit!).

Defeating enemies left and right, ending a war that lasted more than one hundred years; a powerful Protagonist who was a brat all of the time and didn't seem to focus even if his life depended on it, and a White Lotus-Type FL (Which honestly, made Aang more than once slam the book shut and meditate or he will do something he will regret) A famous trope it seemed as everyone around him devoured the story like their lives depended on it, and only talked about the sweet moments between the MC and FL (Which hello? Where they crazy? We are talking about a Twelve years old brat and Thirteen years old kid! Did people lose their common sense or was there something in the air?!).

Needless to say, it was the most popular novel of the year without an equal!

(Again! It depends on who you ask! Because if you ask him, then Hell to the No, it wasn't!)

The book's Protagonist, 'Aang' (Surprisingly, shared the same name as him, Aang wondered if that damn author had been stalking him or something; unfortunately, no solid evidence was found, because if there was, then Aang would have sued that damned hack author and be over with it!) toes the path of the proud dragon of the skies to the point of being nothing but an overpowering Mary Sue who did nothing wrong, not once in his life even when he abandoned his people and responsibilities. Yet he managed to trend with tens of thousands of readers in the Literature world, inspiring countless other novels to follow in its footsteps (And making Aang's life harder than it already was).

Aang… or as he was more known by his title Avatar Aang walked the path of light, a path he refused to abandon even when he suffered greatly and was betrayed and had his whole race wiped off; the Protagonist, even in the deepest and darkest moments he suffered, still held onto his beliefs and refused to be shaken (Doubtful… very doubtful and suspicious, but no one believed him!).

Now, let an expert reader of this novel, Aang, say that at first, he was happy and content when reading the book; for him better angst and war and whump-brimming novel than a YY-type novel (That filled the whole literary world, damn!) that would have ruined the adequate plot and pacing. So let this humble reader, omit the countless pointless details and concisely summarize the incompetent novel for the wider audience and make you understand why he found many faults in this novel.

To start with, the novel is composed of three chapters, and every chapter is composed of 20 long subchapters, all detailing the setting of the world, with an adequate world build which honestly, may be the only good thing that good for nothing author created, as other than the worldbuilding of the story, everything written was shit through and through.

The story begins with the first chapter 'Water'… where Sokka (Comedic relief that died later to bring more depth to the FL's character development) and Katara (FL), two teenage siblings living in the South Pole, discover Avatar Aang and his pet, a Flying Bison, by the name Appa, trapped in an iceberg. After Katara freed him, she discovered that he was an Air Bender, a race that was annihilated over a hundred years ago, when the Fire Nation launched its attack, and started with their plan to dominate the world.

Now as any sane person with common sense would do when they found someone suspicious and would bring them doom (Sarcasm at its finest), the siblings took Avatar Aang with them to their home village, the Southern Water Tribe; unaware that discovering Avatar Aang had attracted the attention of a Fire Nation's ship passing through.

The next chapter was the chapter that introduced the Scum Villain, Prince Zuko, who attacked the Southern Water Tribe seeking to capture the Avatar Aang (And was it really an attack when Prince Zuko had offered the Avatar a deal? The Water Tribe's safety if the Avatar came with him and Avatar Aang by agreeing to the deal and sealed his fate! A business deal was a business deal after all even if verbally!), which Prince Zuko succeeded in his quest and left for the Fire Nation with Avatar Aang. Katara and Sokka, not being able to accept such a dark ending for the hope brought to them by Avatar Aang, flew on Appa's back to save Avatar Aang from the Fire Nation. After they succeed in their quest to save Avatar Aang, they later agree to accompany the Avatar on his travels to master the other elements.

While journeying to the North Pole, Aang, Sokka, and Katara, explored Aang's former home, the Southern Air Temple, where Aang learned of his people's genocide at the hands of the Fire Nation; his anger triggered his Avatar State, which in turn alerted the world that the Avatar had returned. After that, it was a race against time, trying to reach the Northern Pole, to learn Water Bending from the Northern Water Tribes; the only Water Benders who managed to stay strong and protect their home in this long war.

As the book would have it Avatar Aang and his friends would go through many adventures, their most popular and short-lived one was when crossing the expansive Earth Kingdom, where the female warriors of Kyoshi Island captured them. During this adventure, Sokka manages to gain the trust of the Kyoshi leader and be trained by the Kyoshi Warriors, becoming the first outsider to become a Kyoshi Warrior. All was great and good until Prince Zuko who was chasing the Avatar, finally found him on Kyoshi Island, which summoned a massive attack on the peaceful island; Aang and his friends managed to escape on Appa's back, after the Kyoshi Warriors paved the way… after that? There was no mention of what happened to Kyoshi Island nor the Kyoshi Warriors, swallowed with the sand of time, only to be remembered from time to time when it was brought up as one of Prince Zuko's unforgivable sins.

From there on, Avatar Aang and his friends went on many adventures; to Omashu where Avatar Aang won against the mad tyrant who ruled Omashu and made the people's lives into a living hell, managing to imprison the Mad King and free the people. Then there were the small Earth Kingdom towns the Avatar and his friends stopped near to help them, be it a request from Katara who couldn't stand still and allow the people to suffer any longer, or be it from the Avatar who needed to step in because the Spirit World attacked the town or village, they were at because of the imbalance the mortals caused. Adventures, like the one where the Avatar met Jet and his gang, or the heart-to-heart Avatar Aang had with Katara, telling her about why he ran away a hundred years prior; or even that time Katara and the Avatar had a fortune teller telling them about being fated to be together, or the kiss that took place after the chapter "Bato of the Water Tribe" and the many the sweet, sweet romance that followed (Which made Aang groan in pain as he soldiered on to finish the book; because really? Really?! Those were just kids!).

Through all of that, from start to finish, their adventure would be cut midway by Prince Zuko, who somehow managed to find the Avatar no matter where he escaped to (Not like it was hard to do so with the kid not being able to stay still… and seriously, let's not talk about the giant flying cow that shed fur everywhere; anyone with two brain cell would realize that, and wouldn't accuse the poor Prince of dark practice) and try to capture him, which would result in an epic fight and the Avatar winning and then running away with his friends.

The only reason this book even had fans (In Aang's opinion), was because of the mysterious 'Blue Spirit'; a man, no one knew if he was truly human or a Spirit that haunted the book beautifully from the sidelines, appearing when the Avatar was in dire need of help, and disappearing just as fast, making everyone sit on the edge of their seats waiting for another appearance of the 'Blue Spirit'.

(Or Prince Zuko, in Aang's case, because really, Prince Zuko was Aang's favorite character in this damned book, followed by the 'Blue Spirit'; the only one with a functioning brain it seemed as every other character out there followed the principle of 'Friendship triumph all!' or 'I was like you in the past before I…' or 'Luck and friendship conquer all!'… like seriously? Was this some Naruto-inspired book or something?)

Finally reaching the North Pole, Avatar Aang found a Water Bending Master to learn from, and with time running out, as previously Avatar Aang was contacted from the Spirit World by Avatar Roku who told him about Sozin's comet and how every life would suffer if Avatar Aang didn't defeat the Fire Nation. Just when everything was finally looking up, The Northern Water Tribe was attacked by the Fire Nation, who managed to get information on how to destroy the Water Benders once and for all by killing the Moon Spirit.

Avatar Aang then went on a journey in the Spirit World to find the Moon and Ocean Spirits to protect them from the Fire Nation, at the same time, Prince Zuko managed to sneak into the icy fortress of the Northern Water Tribe and kidnap Avatar Aang after beating everyone's ass like it was a walk in the park.

(What followed after that? Well… if Aang hadn't been a fan of Prince Zuko's before, then this chapter most definitely made Prince Zuko his favorite character of all!)

"I finally have you…"

"There is always something… not that you will understand…"

"You are like my sister…"

"…My father always said she was born lucky… he says I was lucky to be born…"

"…I don't need luck though… I don't want it… I have always struggled and fought and that is what made me strong…"

"…It made me who I am."

(That! That right here were the words of a hidden Protagonist! A poor little Protagonist with a wretch backstory waiting to be written and bring tears to all the readers as they cursed the author for the pain they made the poor, poor Protagonist go through! At the very least, it made the Scum Villain and his actions more understandable, and even made many sympathize with him! But what did the author do? What did they do?!)

Anyway, back to the story where Sokka, Katara, and Princess Yue follow Prince Zuko to save Avatar Aang. One thing led to another, and Commander Zhao succeeded in capturing the Moon Spirit, the source of all Water Bending, and killing it. After that, Avatar Aang entered the Avatar State, destroying all the Fire Nation's ships and killing their soldiers; Princess Yue gave her life back to the Moon Spirit to save the Water Tribe… as for Prince Zuko? No one heard a word about his fate, as he was forgotten completely after the siege (Much to Aang's charge!).

Now, that they have finished the summary of the first chapter 'Water' they are going to enter deep into the second chapter 'Earth' where Avatar Aang and his friends must journey through the Earth Kingdom (Like they weren't doing that before) and find an Earth Bending Master to teach Avatar Aang Earth Bending before Sozin's comet arrive during summer.

Romance… romance… romance… some adventure… an unbearable amount of angst… that was the whole chapter in a nutshell (Aang had to suffer seeing two brats not even old enough to go to high school, flirt and try to romance one another before suffering his favorite characters dying left and right!). Everything in this chapter was sugar-sweet making everyone 'Awe' like crazy before causing them to scream in dismay (The only reason Aang persisted, was because of the 'Blue Spirit' and hints about Prince Zuko!).

At least, new characters were introduced, like Prince Zuko's sister, Princess Azula, who single-handedly defeated and captured Omashu's fief in a few hours, making it the Fire Nation stronghold, and let's not forget her henchwomen, Mai and Ty Lee; both are assassin-level experienced fighters and crazy strong to the point that the three of them captured the undefeatable city Ba Sing Se in a few days!

Anyway, with adventures everywhere they went, trying to find the worthy Earth Bending Master that Avatar Aang saw in a vision, being attacked left and right by Fire Nation soldiers and tracked down by the scary Princess and her attendants, (And Aang's favorite, having the 'Blue Spirit' coming out of nowhere only to disappear before Avatar Aang even managed to speak a word to him. Much to Aang's charge, because he wanted to know more lores and information about the Spirit!). Avatar Aang finally managed to find the Earth Bending Master he had been searching for (Thanks to the 'Blue Spirit' who directed them to a town that had an Earth Bending tournament going on) "The Blind Bandit" or going by her real name, Toph Beifong, a girl whom Avatar Aang saw as a vision in the magical Swamp.

And now, after so long, Prince Zuko finally showed up! As the Avatar and his friends were chased by Princess Azula and her machines for days; it finally came to an end as Princess Azula faced the Avatar alone, hellbent on capturing him and sending him to the Fire Nation. Just when Princess Azula was about to succeed, Prince Zuko showed up and saved the day with his famous line 'Back off, Azula, he is mine!' (And God, if that wasn't a queer subtext then Aang doesn't know what was!), after a harsh battle that needed all of the Avatar's friends to win against Princess Azula. This chapter ended with the death of General Iroh, Prince Zuko's uncle (A shock that Aang hadn't recovered from to this day!), and the Avatar and his friends leaving Prince Zuko and General Iroh as soon as Princess Azula escaped (Not even helping the man! Like, Hello! Wasn't Katara versed in the art of using Water Bending to heal?!).

And God above, they were at it again after as there was nothing but romance… romance… romance all the way to Ba Sing Se! Ba Sing Se… the city of corruption and sin that had a puppet King being dragged by the nose by his minister. Adventures happened, trying to overthrow a corrupted government took place, and success even if it was temporary; Sokka getting killed by Princess Azula (Who managed to sneak in Ba Sing Se and take control of it from the inside), and Prince Zuko taking Katara hostage in the underground prison, Toph not being able to hold the Dai Li any longer and was about to get killed. It all resulted in Avatar Aang losing it, and going all Avatar State to help his friends only to get shot full of lightning by Princess Azula and killed or so everyone thought because believe it or not Avatar Aang managed to live…

The worst that happened in this cursed chapter (That made Aang almost fall into depression) was the 'Blue Spirit's mask being found broken near Avatar Aang when Avatar Aang woke up from what everyone thought was his death, cementing in everyone's mind, the 'Blue Spirit' had sacrificed himself to save the Avatar and his friends from the Fire Nation royalty.

Finally, after the unbearable and ridiculous amount of angst in chapter 'Earth' we reached the third and final chapter 'Fire', in which the Avatar and his friends went undercover in the Fire Nation trying to find their allies and prepare to defeat the Fire Lord and the royal siblings. During this time, Katara had her chance to shine (If you could call it that) and showed everyone her character's growth after witnessing her brother's death (Again if you could call it that!).

Traveling through the Fire Nation had shown Avatar and his friends the way the Fire Nation ruled, with greed and bloodthirst, and their mad agenda of Fire Benders being superior and other benders should either kneel down for their betters or burn. Which had struck a disillusion so deep within Avatar Aang, that he vowed to make the Fire Nation pay.

Finally, the day of the Black Sun was here, and Avatar Aang and his allies came together to destroy the Fire Nation and kill the Fire Lord. Just when everyone thought they would finally win, it turned out that the Fire Nation had expected their attack and retaliated harshly. Everyone was captured, and Avatar Aang and his friends barely managed to escape with their lives attached; the only reason they even managed to escape to the Western Air Temple unscathed, was because Prince Zuko paved the way, pretending to be captured by the Avatar and was about to be killed.

What followed was the calm before the storm, two sides fighting and blaming each other, both refusing to back down and see reason. Prince Zuko was taken as a prisoner by the Avatar and his friends, a barging chip to use in time of need; no one listened to Prince Zuko when he offered his help in winning this war, or when he offered to teach the Avatar, Fire Bending, as everyone around him blamed him for what happened to Sokka and the lives lost because of him.

Everything came to an end when Prince Zuko saved Avatar Aang's life from the Fire Nation's spy who came to kill them and return Prince Zuko to the Fire Nation. Following that (The start of Aang's favorite arc began!) Prince Zuko taught the Avatar Fire Bending, and in doing so, it led them to the ancient civilization of the Sun Warriors; comedy and heartwarming scenes followed, and many sides of Prince Zuko were exposed during this chapter, and then they met the Fire Bending Masters, the Dragons who judged both the Avatar and the Prince and found them both worthy! This resulted in the Masters teaching the Prince and the Avatar the secret to Fire Bending.

(Aang was so happy when reading this arc! Finally! His favorite character was getting a chance to change his future and show everyone how wrong they were about him from the start!)

Just when things started looking up, everything went south when Sozin's comet arrived and the Fire Nation launched an attack on the Earth Kingdom planning on burning it down like they did the Air Monks' temples! Needless to say, whatever temporary peace between Prince Zuko and Avatar had broken, and many of his sins started to resurface again, and everyone accused him of working as a Fire Nation spy after Princess Azula found them and attacked them (Which excuse me? How was this Prince Zuko's fault?!).

With Katara and Toph taken hostage by Princess Azula, and the rest of the Avatar's friends scattered; only the Avatar and Prince Zuko were left, and the distrust blanketed the atmosphere around them! Everything looked dark and the future bleak; thankfully, Prince Zuko managed to think of a plan to win this war (Show you that he was the only one with brains in this book). Avatar Aang would face the Fire Lord, while Prince Zuko would track Azula and free Katara and Toph.

The battle that followed was legendary, as Avatar Aang dueled Ozai and defeated the madman after going into the Avatar State and removing his bending abilities (Like how? How?! If Avatar Aang had this ability before why not use it on Princess Azula and be done with it?!).

Afterward, Avatar Aang got the shock of his life when he reached the Fire Nation and saw Princess Azula dead, and Prince Zuko attacking both Katara and Toph, intending to kill them (…What?) which made Avatar Aang react and trap Prince Zuko in a prison of earth (…Again, what?). Katara then did her FL stuff and sobbed into the Avatar's chest, telling him how Prince Zuko was working with Azula all along (Huh?!), how the Prince and the Princess planned on killing them (HUH?!), and how he almost assaulted Katara if Toph hadn't managed to free herself and save her in time (What the…?! Did Aang accidentally switch the book he was reading to a fanfic without knowing?!) from Prince Zuko's nefarious plans!

After witnessing this, Avatar Aang couldn't lie to himself anymore and say that the monster in front of him held any goodness in his heart (Excuse me?!), so, with anger in his heart and rage in his veins, Avatar Aang, The Last Air Bender, turned to Prince Zuko who throughout the accusation and rage he was subjected to, had remained silent and didn't speak a word, only to crack in the last second and laugh like a madman when the Avatar demanded a duel between them.

A duel took place between the Avatar and the Prince, where Prince Zuko taunts Avatar Aang spitting poison like a snake and exposing the rotten truth of his deeds; starting with chasing the Avatar, to giving his sister the opening to kill Sokka, to personally killing the 'Blue Spirit' who did everything in his capability to protect the Avatar (…What? Was Prince Zuko spewing whatever come to mind to hurt the Avatar? Because none of the things he said made any sense, and it also contradicted many actions and words of the novel!).

Heartbroken and angry, Avatar Aang dragged his tired body and sliced through Prince Zuko using his Air Bending in a heroic move, finally ending Prince Zuko's tyranny once and for all (I… huh… wha…?).

What happened next? Well, of course, after the death of the Scum Villain, the Protagonist, and the FL would share a kiss during sunset and marry each other, and live happily ever after! The end!

"Shitty author, shitty novel! Prince Zuko deserves justice!" Aang's famous last words as he took his last breath.

Now, you might be wondering how he found himself in this ridiculous situation. Well, let him tell you how. After finishing that subpar novel, Aang ended up throwing the nasty book as far away from him as he could, feeling a rage so strong that he almost spat a fountain of blood.

Growling, Aang sent a harsh glare toward the book lying innocently on the ground, almost spitting on it before he forced himself to calm down and not do something that he would regret later… it was only the voice of his secretary informing him of the court appointment today, that made Aang move and stop himself from burning his office with that damned book that ruined his day before it even started with it.

Grumbling to himself, Aang stood from his office chair and went to collect his files, reciting every calming sutra he knew to calm the raging anger that was inside of him, urging him to do something stupid like going to the official website of the shitty author and criticize the hell out of them (Or you know what? Aang should definitely sue them for defaming! How dare they use his name in this shitty piece of literature?!) for such shitty writing that was filled with so many plot holes and incoherent babbles that Aang wondered if the author had given up on the novel in the middle of the story and just added whatever the readers liked and be done with it.

Like seriously! What was Prince Zuko's backstory other than him being an unrepenting Scum Villain who betrayed (Doubtful!) the Avatar in the end? Who was the 'Blue Spirit', and why did they continue to help the Avatar in his quest only to disappear after Ba Sing Se? Did the 'Blue Spirit' really die? For God's sake, could Katara stop being a goddamn White Lotus kind of FL and focus on what matters instead of trying to help every person they met on their way and getting everyone in trouble because of it? Why would Prince Zuko join the Avatar and help them stop Ozai if he hated the Avatar so much and wanted him dead? Also, did Prince Zuko really try to assault Katara or was it a lie woven by the girl's thirst for revenge after her brother got killed at the hands of Princess Azula? And really? Really?! That damned Avatar who refused to kill the Fire Lord just turned around and killed Prince Zuko like it was nothing?! Just like that? Boom, bam, and over? What the hell?! They could have gotten that damned Earth Bender Toph Something and learned the damned truth after a fair trial! Didn't Toph know when someone was lying or not?! Couldn't she expose the truth?! Or was she conspiring with Katara and allowing Prince Zuko to die an unjust death and be labeled as a predator after Sokka's death?!

The more Aang thought about it and cross-referenced it with many court cases he witnessed, he would only come to the same conclusion over and over again! The FL was not a White Lotus, but a Green Tea in disguise, and the Protagonist was nothing but a White-Eyed Wolf! So many questions keep cropping one after the other, with so few answers and it was all because of the hack author rushing through the story and giving a nonsensical ending!

So why? Oh, why did Aang start this book, even going so far as to read it to the very end? Don't misunderstand, Aang did not enjoy degrading himself like this; he was not like that strange masochistic friend of his (Who had such trashy taste in books, Aang wondered how he still had two brain cells to rub together to do his job in their firm), and he definitely had a thousand other things he could have done instead of reading this good-for-nothing novel. Thinking about it again, Aang could only curse his stupid friend (That annoying Bumi!) who left this novel on his desk after talking about it with such enthusiasm that it filled Aang with curiosity to read the novel. Amazing plot? Good pacing? Great characters? A relatable Protagonist? Good mystery? Beautiful romance? His ass!

Out of every shitty book he read (And mind you, Aang had read many), this one took the cake and went as far as making his blood boil until he thought he would snap and commit a murder! Preferably killing that idiot Bumi who didn't know what a good novel was even if it punched him in the face and broke his nose! Aang was even convinced that his stupid friend was the hack author who wrote this incoherent piece of literature that Aang was too embarrassed to call a novel, squinting his eyes, Aang focused on the title.

Avatar: The Last Airbender Author: The Runaway.

Yeah… you know what, this book was definitely something that Bumi would be stupid enough to write and think it was a masterpiece. So, you could say when Aang reached the courtroom that day, he was so on fire, his anger blazing so hot in his veins that it was a miracle everything was intact inside that damned room… if Aang was too ruthless that day because he was angry about the fate of his favorite character? Aang made sure it was everyone's problem…

"The court finds… guilty!"

How it all started? Well, it started here, where Silence dominated the courtroom before an explosion of voices followed not a few seconds later, as people looked at the man who was just proven guilty of his charges. "It can't be! It can't be! You! You little shi-!" The man in a fit of anger turned to the prosecutor (Which was Aang thank you very much) who gave that piece of human trash a bored glance, not even moving away or flinching back when the man all but jumped him and tried to strangle him if it wasn't for the police interfering and taking hold of him.

"Order! Order!" The judge shouted, slamming his hammer down, anger clouding his face as he shouted a few times before order was finally restored to the courtroom. Time passed, silence once more dominated the room, and people stayed to listen to the final words and orders of the judge, their eyes not leaving the minister who was just proven guilty and would spend the rest of his years behind bars, for many charges of embezzlement, under the counter deals, and assaults. On the other side of the court was Aang, sitting near his sobbing client, whose happiness and gratitude showed clearly on their face, as they finally got rid of the tyrant sitting on the other side.

"Psst! Psst! Who is that?!"

"What? Are you serious? You don't know him?!"

"If I knew him, do you think I would ask?"

"…You haven't heard of the 'Devil Attorney'? No? Ok, what about the 'Mad Genius'? Seriously?! Ok, fine, you should have heard this one at least once! 'The Suicidal Bastard'!"

And here Aang's brow twitched and he turned his head to gaze at the speakers, making them squeak and look away, finally shutting their damn mouths and giving Aang the peace he needed; seriously! No respect whatsoever! Didn't people realize their voices could be heard, and that Aang wouldn't hesitate to drag them outside and throw hands (More like fists) at them? Aang was already furious about the shit he was forced to read before this court started; he was forced to read Prince Zuko's unjust death! And to make the matter worse, Aang was forced to read his damned namesake getting it on with a fucking thirteen years old after killing his favorite character! What the hell?

Oh, yeah, he was getting sidetracked, so how did Aang die and find himself in this stupid situation? Well, it all started with the sound of gunshots, causing everyone to scream and scramble for cover; guess who was the stupid ass who decided to bring a gun to a courtroom (And seriously? How did it miss everyone's inspection? Like didn't they have so many incidents like this one, that the security increased or what?!). If you pointed your finger at anyone other than that minister (That Aang forgot his name already but he thinks it started with Long? Feng? Something?) then you don't understand sarcasm and definitely don't understand Aang as a whole.

"You! It's all because of you! You ruined my life!"

Let's not get personal, you are not the first nor the last person I ruined their life… Almost left Aang's mouth but was shut by God knows how many bullets that gun held inside of it, which seriously did nothing but summon a new wave of ear-splitting shrieks that made Aang choke in annoyance, almost snapping at them to shut up, but only managing to gurgle something as blood choked him.

As Aang lay in the courtroom most definitely bleeding out and about to meet his maker in a few seconds; he couldn't help but curse a storm in his head, because instead of just getting it over with and dying, Aang now could only contemplate how unjust his death was, just like Prince Zuko's…. Just remembering that made his blood boil until he could only curse until his final moments when darkness greeted him…

Seriously, Aang felt like he could come back to life from the sheer power of rage!

【Activation code: "Shitty author, shitty novel! Prince Zuko deserves justice!", System automatically triggered.】

In the endless darkness, a mechanical voice sounded in his ear, the tone reminded him of Google Translate. Not knowing what was going on, and still reeling from the fact that he died by becoming a pincushion; Aang remained quiet in the dark, looking around the pitch-black place he found himself in, it was like he was floating in virtual space; when the voice spoke again, it came from all directions.

【Welcome to the System. This System is based on the developing concept of "YOU CAN YOU UP, NO CAN NO BB", we hope to provide you with the best experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your experience, you can achieve what you desire. To transform a piece of 'shitty' writing in accordance with your wishes, into a high-end, impressive, and high-grade classic work. We 'pray' for your happiness.】

"What the…? Objection!"

The next time Aang woke up (Which seriously, was something that should be impossible because he clearly remembered getting shot until he was nothing but a bloody mess), it was once more in an empty void… scratch that! There was something huge spinning gently around Aang and also, his body was glowing! Glowing like it was New Year's fireworks in the making!

What in the name of every Zhongdian literature was going on here?!

The strange abnormalities around him, made his brain work overtime with the speed of light trying to make sense of what he was seeing, all his mind could make sense of was. Becoming a pincushion Death Strange voice from the abyss Waking up surrounded by a dark stormy void His body was glowing like a bioluminescence bacteria A huge creature spinning around him = Transmigration! This equation made Aang close his eyes, and count to ten, trying to stop himself from letting out curses that would make even hardcore people blush and look away, not knowing how to respond to such explicit words.

Opening his eyes (Glowing! His eyes were glowing! Like a car's headlights! Don't tell him, he became a car or something?), Aang focused on the creature spinning around him, trying to make sense of the monstrosity that could possibly lead to a second death, that was more painful than the first.

Huge body, bigger than an elephant, the tail of a… beaver? Huge horns on top of the creature's head, six legs, and a huge arrow on the creature's fore… no… No! Don't tell him that he…?! No! "…Appa?" Aang could only whisper in dread, all the pieces of the puzzle falling and making sense, bringing with it the strong feeling of indignation. Suddenly a 'Ding' noise made its presence known, and the mechanical Google Translate voice he heard in the void sounded again, loud and proud, screaming in his mind.

【System activation is successful!

Binding your role: Air Nomad, Southern Air Temple, The Bridge Between The Spirit and Mortal Worlds, The Avatar, 'Aang'.

Weapons: Air Bending, Water Bending (Locked), Earth Bending (Locked), Fire Bending (Locked), Energy Bending (Locked), Wooden Glider/Staff.

Starting A Points: 100】

Inner peace, inner peace, inner peace! Inner… inner… inner peace… Aang chanted inside his head, trying to use every trick his therapist taught him to stop himself from giving in to his more violent urges and break the 3D screen that showed up in front of him. "Why am I here?" Aang questioned, trying to think positively and stop himself from embracing his anger in the face of such a dilemma.

【You initiate the command for the System's implementation and are already bound to the account 'Avatar Aang'.】

"Is that so…" Aang's face twitched into a grotesque picture of anger before he managed to take a deep breath (So, deep he felt like his lungs expanded way over their capacity!) before letting it out. "Then please show me the rules book, the terms and conditions, and your guidelines, because I think you have made a mistake, buddy… a huge mistake I will sue you over…" Gone, the gentle front Aang tried to maintain, and in its place, the hardcore bloodthirsty lawyer took a stand, causing the System's screen to flash red and back away.

【…Host…?】

"Terms and conditions!" Aang snapped, his anger getting the best of him, causing the System to let a peep, before complying with his demands, showing him everything he demanded on the 3D screen, allowing Aang to survey and read through. "So, you brought me here, and thought I would stay silent… so foolish… what's it with people pissing off lawyers when they know they would get fucked in the end..." Aang mumbled to himself as he read through everything, ignoring the quiver he managed to hear behind the Google Translate voice.

【…H-Host?】

"You made several mistakes, broke over a dozen rules, violated the terms and conditions, and glossed over every guideline put in by your superiors; Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, the case I will build against you will shut down your whole company and make you go bankrupt just like this." Aang snapped his fingers together to emphasize his words, ignoring the screeching sound coming from the System.

【Impossible! The System makes no mistakes!】

"Oh? But you did!" Aang's smile was no doubt on the grotesque side, a very unsettling look on twelve years no doubt as the System's screen backed away. "Rule No. 1. Never mess with a DNR patient… you just did." And here the System's screen started flashing red and blue, and a screeching sound resonated all around him causing Aang to furrow his brows at the annoying sound but soldier on as he saw the 'Error' message flashing over and over before finally everything calmed down after ten minutes or so, and a huge golden screen replaced the tiny blue one, informing Aang a big boss had appeared.

【User 002, welcome! This is the Main System speaking, we apologize for the mix-up; unfortunately, we cannot transport you back to your original world as you are already bound to the character 'Avatar Aang'. Please accept our deepest apology, we will make sure to punish System 485234 for their mistakes and make your stay in this world as enjoyable as it can be.】

"Enjoyable? Apology? Heh, boy, what use is an apology when you have broken over a dozen rules and pulled me into your schemes! I will sue you until you scream mother, and your 'Creator' gets involved!" Aang snapped back, remembering he read something about a 'Creator' whose words were law and every violation would result in punishment worse than termination. Predictably, the screen in front of him flashed red then gold in rapid succession before it returned to its original color, and just as Aang predicted the System was fast in offering him a settlement to keep things quiet.

【User 002, do not be hasty! I am sure we could reach an agreement that could satisfy both sides!】

"Oh… an agreement you said…" Aang grinned, knowing that he had the System in his grasp now, and his every demand was going to be done and offered to him on a golden plate. "Fine, give me a pin and paper and I will write my demands." Aang smiled cheerfully, ignoring the System that was shaking. Soon the System received the airtight contract that Aang drew to his advantage (With loopholes that only he was aware of, and could use to his advantage when the time was right). After reading the contract once more, Aang nodded in satisfaction, giving the contract to the System and watching in fascination as the paper disappeared before his very own eyes, the way it appeared.

【User 002…】

Aang hummed and tilted his head in question when he heard the quivering voice of the System after half an hour, conveying how unbalanced and scared the System was in a few words, and with Google Translate voice no less! Talk about talent.

【While the System understood the second condition of unlocking the OOC function… Aging up User 002 to the previous age before transmigration will cause a major divergence and violation of the plot…】

"Well… that's a you problem, not a me problem, so you suffer the consequences." Aang snorted ignoring the System that pleaded with him to reconsider some of the conditions Aang wrote. "It's up to you really, a trial in court in front of your 'Creator', or this peaceful settlement. Because guess what? I will kill myself and allow your world to go up in flames before going through puberty a second time." Aang hissed, looking so terrifying with his eyes all glowing up and darkness surrounded him, promising death to the Main System if they dared to argue with him once more…

Sobbing noises could be heard from the Main System, finally admitting defeat and complying with every demand written no matter how silly or confusing it was…

【 QAQ 】

Then and there; The Main System realized its mistake and the level of Calamity that the stupid intern had brought upon them when he transmigrated a soul without doing a full background scan. That night a new rule was added to the Main System and the intern was fired on the spot; the poor Main System sobbed as it made sure to follow the demands of the scary man who kept glaring at it and promising it death by Lingchi.

【Lawyers are forbidden to use The System's transmigrating services!】

If there was a picture of Aang as a reference beside that rule…

…No one mentioned it…

I couldn't help myself so enjoy this excerpt from the next chapter!

Aang gazing at Zuko. "You know, you really managed to throw a Fire Stone at my heart…"

Silence

Silence…

Zuko "…Eh?"

Katara and Sokka "?"

Fire Nation crew "?!"

Iroh "Huh? I didn't expect that…"

System 【QAQ】

Zuko "EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"

So, what do you think?

Finally, the promised fic is here!

Every fandom needs SVSSS-inspired fic, and I am here to please (-)v

How to beat the unbeatable System?

Become a lawyer, that's what Aang did…

Unhinged Aang is such a treat to write!

And yes, Zuko is the awkward Turtleduck who doesn't know what the hell is going on, and why the Avatar is so hellbent on spoiling him and acting so forward in courting him when the two of them are supposed to be enemies!

Cultural differences… Hehe!

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Nazaki-Sama