CHAPTER 6: CHILDREN ARE CRANKY WHEN WOKEN

Hiashi was caught; never had he been so embarrassed. Caught by a pervert, caught by a spy, caught by a sage. The kids, oh God the kids. How would he explain how he just left children in the hands of the Akatsuki, how could he? Much to his surprise none of these questions needed answering.

"Hiashi, help me move these children."

"Why should I listen to you? I'm head of the Hyugo, strongest clan in the Leaf!"

"I don't care what clan you're head of, you know something about this. And, you will tell me what you know while helping these children!"

"And if I don't?"

"I'll tell the village that you're stalking little girls."

"FINE!"

—-

"My journey has been a murder of a thousand cuts. I first started after the two girls when I noticed they were leaving the village unattended. After first informing the pair's parents, I was told 'Oh let them go. Girls will be girls.' by their parents. Not wanting to leave them unattended as their horrid parents did, I decided to follow them… for their protection of course. The journey was treacherous, but I persevered for their protection. At the hotel I was incapacitated during much of the battle, the Uchiha must have used a genjutsu on me."

"Wow," Jiraiya cut in, "that story doesn't look good. The village will likely arrest you, and for good reason. I would have never guessed, that Hiashi Hyuga of the Leaf is a closet pedophile. Rot in jail."

"WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN…!" Hiashi screams as he is sealed in Jiraiya's frog song genjutsu.

"Now, what to do with these gennin…?" Jiraiya practically whispered.

—-

Naruto awoke in a strange place. He remembered the hall but didn't remember all these people. That guy who looked like Hinata was the only one asleep, but he seemed the most terrified. Jiraiya walked up behind Naruto, placed his hand on his shoulder, and shouted, "WHY DID YOU FIGHT ITACHI!?", startling the gennin.

"I was woken up so I left the room to give him a piece of my mind!"

"This was a covert mission Naruto, you can't go around yelling at people! They could be enemies!"

"Yeah, I know."

"OK kid"

"Sorry, why are Ino, Sakura, and Sasuke here? Who is that guy that looks like Hinata?"

"Ask them"

Naruto, never one to hide behind formalities belts out "SASUKE, INO, SAKURA WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE HERE?!". Sakura and Ino to no one's surprise had different stories. Sakura adamantly pushed that she was there to buy a dress that was only available in the village. Ino on the other hand had ever so slightly shifting stories. She started by saying she went to join Sakura, only to later shift to her story being about buying flowers for her parent's shop. Sasuke's was the worst answer yet, only muttering "idiot" and nothing else.

—-

After about a day, Might Guy arrived at the hotel. Being sent shortly after Sasuke left the village to find the boy he had completely been obsessed with the search. Asking every shop, every passerby, and every creature on his way if they'd seen the boy. Eventually, he ended up at the hotel where he learned he had missed another fight, much to his annoyance.

"So, why is Hiashi here?" asked the bowl-cut shinobi. "Classified," Jiraiya answered, not wanting to ruin the man's image before he was sure of his intent. "Give this scroll to the council, it contains all they need to know about Hiashi. You will then drop Hiashi off at his home. The genjutsu will wear off in three days."

"Alright! And, what about Sasuke?"

"Take him with you. Drop him off at the hospital, lady Tsunade

will work on him when we return with her."

"Yes sir!" Guy replied, picking up The Hyuga and dragging the Uchiha with him. 'This speedy exit' Jiraiya thought, 'is surely due to Lee. The sooner we find Tsunade the better for the boy.'

"Hey!" piped up Ino, "What about us?" referring to herself and Sakura. "Well, I can't send you back to the village without at least a chunnin. It's against regulation. You'll have to join our party while looking for Tsunade." "Who's Tsunade?" asked Sakura. "Lady Tsunade, 106 cm, strongest Kunoichi and the best medic in the world" summarized the sage. Not liking the way Jiraiya looked when saying "106 cm" no one asked what he meant.

GUY STARTS TROUBLE 1

"Might Guy is a lot of things, but he definitely wasn't curious. He definitely wasn't prying at the seal. He definitely would never open the scroll. He totally wasn't reading the scroll right now." This is what he would have answered if Sasuke had given a damn about what Guy did. With Sasuke's eyes firmly focused on the Horizen Guy was able to read the scroll that had previously stolen his attention.

"What the hell!" the Jonnin shouts out as he reads the scroll. I can't believe this guy is just going to jail. 'I need to tell people when we get back!' he thought. Just as he finished his thought, Guy noticed that Sasuke was staring directly at him. Guy jumped and screamed in a very nonshinobi-like manner. In his turmoil, the green-clad shinobi dropped the scroll and completely forgot about it as he ushered for him and Sasuke to speed up. He and Sasuke would return to the village poorer one scroll, but richer with a massive and dangerous rumor. A rumor that Might Guy would quickly spread around the village: "Hiashi Hyuga, clan head of the leaf's strongest clan, is a pedophile who watches little girls!"

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