Lady Palutena farting was hording off the enemies that were popping around them since she didn't expect this to be happening at all with them being in the Melee All Star resting area and the green grassy meadow was under attack from a random faction. "Oh I'm sorry Ochacko! I should have warned you to how much trouble we attract! I didn't expect this to have been happening on your first day!"
"It's not your fault!" Ochako responded with her also pooting away since she was using it with her gravity gimmick to stop the others. "I think we were blindsided by this thing together!"
"Oh this is so annoying!" The gassy golfer girl Plum exclaimed with her trying to awkwardly hit the enmies with her tennis racket since she could feel herself breaking wind too. "I don't think this is what I realized when I signed up for this!"
"Yeah well join the club!" Pokemon's Farting Carmine snapped upon kicking about while passing gas since she had her fists clenched and shook violently. "This isn't exactly the sort of excitement I was promised back at the academy either!"
"Hey at least you're not as embarrassed about this like I am!" The flatulent Princess Shokora said since she was tooting in her regular regal form and occasionally taking a Game-and-Watch like appearance as her means to attack, with her occasionally going back into her cat form. "Eep! I might have scratched myself there!"
"Ooh that sounds revolving!" Teased the ghastly ghost girl Melody Pianissima farting in a tuba to amplify her bassy braps while playing her piano and sending her haunted piano sheets flying. "But they don't compare to the skills I have on display! I do indeed think I made quite a musical methane mess I say!"
"Well hold fast girls!" Palutena said upon using her smashing attacks to engulf the area in a bright white light that reeked like her flatus. "We're about to head back home to our new headquarters!"
Indeed the battle was won but the war was just about to start, and it wasn't going to dissipate like a fart! Indeed the other members of the Cute Toot House were quite curious themselves since they had just gathered together at the new headquarters that was established westward of the fountain to where they were doing their battling.
"I kinda need backup!" Toadette chimed with her chucking turnips while she also farted, with her being joined by the Craptain Braptain who was in his humanoid form ripping ass and also using a pick axe while exclaiming "Don't fret because the farting Captain Toad is here to help you out!"
Tiny Kong farted while she scoffed since she was using her Feather Bow to fire feathers at the enemy gang while switching back between her original younger self and her more modern form. "That's great but we need a lot more firepower to help out!"
Meloetta was singing and having quite the brassy braps herself for she was singing to her heart's content while making it so that her fart fumes had the sleepy lingering power as her songs. "I think we can definitely take these things out if we stick together!"
"That isn't exactly helping out!" Toon Link panted with him sweating while he was using his assortment of items, the wind breaker feeling the flatulence going out of him alongside an equally gassy Ness who was using his baseball bat with his PSI powers to fend off the horde who shouted "Don't worry it'll be okay!"
"Easy for you to say." Star Fox McCloud scoffed after doing enough fighting with his fists that he summoned his arwing and took off into the sky to fire off from his vehicle, with Doc Brown driving around in his DeLorean time machine running over the enemy faction and getting the car charged up to 88 miles per hour since he accidentally went Back To The Future. "Great Scott!"