Simon's Angels
An epic crossover featuring The Powerpuff Girls and Underdog.
Rating: Rated R (or M for Mature) for pervasive language, drug use, depictions of violence, and some sexual content
Chapter One: Sugar, Spice, And Everything Nice
The City of Townsville. A one-of-a-kind city that housed inhabitants from nearly all walks of life. Whether they be from the United States itself or from abroad, whether they be law-abiding citizens or those that commit crimes from the smallest theft to the largest capital felony, the City of Townsville had it. Townsville, however, was most famous or infamous, depending on which side of the spectrum one was on, for its resident recurring villains that constantly wreak havoc on the city. These villains included a gang of five with green skin, a gun-toting hillbilly animal of an unknown species, a crossdressing demonic personality with lobster claws for hands, a Medusa-esque woman who used the power of seduction to lure, a variety of huge monsters, among many, many others.
Townsville, however, was also famous or infamous, once again depending on which side of the spectrum one was on, for three little kindergarten-aged girls who had the enormous task of stopping these evildoers. But these three kindergartners weren't one's average little girls, oh no. These three girls were blessed with superpowers, and for years, these three girls have been called upon to make sure that Townsville was its safe, livable, and enjoyable part of the world.
One of these girls favored the color pink and wore a tall hairbow that held her otherwise orange-colored body length hair. Another one of the girls favored the color blue and sported blonde hair with dual pigtails. And finally, the last of the girls favored the color green and sported a simple, tomboyish black hairdo. In order, these three girls were named Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, but they were collectively and widely known as the Powerpuff Girls.
The Powerpuff Girls, while still tasked of saving the city, were otherwise normal, everyday little girls. They enjoyed pretty much everything a type of girl their age would enjoy. And like every little girl, and boy for that matter, they had to go to school to learn.
The scene shifted to that very moment with the girls and their classmates in school, the school day having come to a close with their teacher, Ms. Keane, meticulously mapping out the next day's events on her laptop. The boys and girls in school were simply waiting for the school bell to formally dismiss them to go home for the day. But the first sound everyone heard was not of the school bell, but the unmistakable buzz of the Powerpuff hotline, several copies of which were placed at strategic places the Powerpuff Girls would be at any given moment – at home, at school, and even a version they wore on their wrists as a smartwatch. Blossom, being the leader of the Powerpuff Girls, immediately flew over to answer the phone herself.
"Yes, Mayor?!" Blossom said over the phone.
"Blossom, Townsville is in trouble again!" The voice on the other line said in a terrified voice, that being the dimwitted but friendly mayor of Townsville, who only had a known first name of Mayor. "There is a giant robot destroying the city! Please save us!"
"We're on our way, Mayor!" Blossom confirmed just before she hung up the phone.
"Girls! Trouble! Move out!" Blossom shouted to Bubbles and Buttercup before the three of them began their flight to exit school.
"Na ah ah!" Ms. Keane shouted out as the girls stopped mid flight. "Through the front door, please. We cannot afford you girls busting through the roof again and costing the city money."
"Oh yeah, that's right. Sorry, Ms. Keane." Blossom simply said before she, Bubbles, and Buttercup made the short walk out of the front door before making the short flight to the heart of the city.
The girls all got the first glimpse of the robot that the mayor was talking about in the distance, watching it destroy the city and leaving Townsville's residents terrified.
"Shit, now that's a BFR." Buttercup said. "A big fucking robot."
"And where there's robots, there's always a bad, bad monkey." Bubbles added, making a tsk tsk tsk sound and shaking her head.
Blossom simply sighed and shrugged, then said with a smirk on her face, "Just when will he EVER learn? Come on, girls. Let's just kick his monkeyass and get it over with."
The aforementioned monkey was a chimpanzee with a very tall hat that covered his otherwise exposed brain. And the chimp was very skilled at many different machines and possessed intellect that was comparable to some of the smartest men to have ever graced the planet. This monkey was none other than the girls' archrival, Mojo Jojo.
As Mojo was wreaking havoc in the heart of the city, the girls came flying in with the familiar zoom-like sound whizzing in front of Mojo. But instead of being alarmed and scared as he usually was, Mojo was in his robot and let out a short and evil laugh.
"Ha ha ha, Powerpuff Girls!" Mojo said with an evil smile. "Today is the day that you finally taste defeat!"
"In your fucking dreams, Mojoke!" Buttercup said before she, Blossom, and Bubbles went on the attack.
The girls flew in head on to Mojo's robot, delivering it several punches and kicks to the front, sides, and back of it. However, what would normally destroy any of Mojo's robots, or pretty much anything for that matter, did not have any effect on Mojo's newest robot. In fact, the robot didn't even budge a single inch from the girls' hard and fast blows. Mojo kicked back and relaxed for a few moments inside of his robot, getting a little cocky and eating a banana or two as the girls were attacking his robot. But after a little while, Mojo had enough.
"All right, Powershit Girls," Mojo said before he took one arm of the robot and cocked it backwards. "Piss off!" Mojo finished while the arm of the robot swung, swatting the girls away several feet. Mojo looked a bit at his handiwork and got out a long laugh, nodding to himself in approval.
"Ha ha ha! Now THAT was sooooooo fucking cool!" Mojo said with a long laugh, resuming his destruction of Townsville.
The girls did recover rather quickly from the nasty spill, however, and got back up very angered.
"FUCK!" Buttercup shouted. "That bastard got the best of us that time!"
"Got any bright ideas, Blossom?" Bubbles asked.
"Yeah, girls. It's time for Plan Jet Fast." Blossom answered. "Looks like now is the time to use it."
"Damnit, I was hoping we were never gonna have to use that one." Bubbles said in a worried tone.
"For once, Bubbles, I second that notion." Buttercup agreed. "That fucking plan left me with headaches for fucking weeks!"
"Girls, this IS NOT the time to chickenshit!" Blossom said sternly. "We've got to stop Mojo!"
The girls simply joined hands and flew away from where Mojo was destroying the city. Upon seeing the girls fly away from him, Mojo got out a long laugh.
"Yeah, that's right!" Mojo shouted out triumphantly. "Fly away, you Powershits! Fly away, a long, long way away!"
The girls did, however, stop roughly 10,000 feet in the air as they were still holding hands. They then spread out in the shape of an airplane. Or maybe even a jet as the name of the plan suggested. The girls immediately flew back down to Earth, but more specifically at Mojo's robot, at an extremely high rate of speed. The speed exceeded that of some of the fastest aircraft the world had to offer, and anyone traveling at the rate of the speed the girls were traveling would burst into flames rather quickly. Mojo, after a while, did see the jet-like missile making a beeline towards him. Mojo, however, made no attempt to counter or dodge it, but instead turning on a stopwatch and waiting for impact.
"Sudden Powerpuff stop in three, two, one…." Mojo got out just moments before the girls flew into the robot with a full head of steam.
When the girls made impact with the robot, they literally stopped on a dime and the robot did not even budge, almost like the girls ran into a metal wall. The force of the impact sent the girls crashing hard onto the ground below. Mojo then swung one of the robot's feet back then swung it forward once again, kicking the girls and sending them far away once more.
"Now piss the fuck off and don't come back!" Mojo shouted out. "I have a world to takeover!" He then added with an evil laugh.
The girls took yet another nasty spill, but this time, they had to regain their equilibrium as they were getting up, their bodies also very sore.
"Now how in the actual FUCK did we not see that coming, leader bitch?!" Buttercup asked Blossom with an angry scowl on her face.
"Oh, fuck you, Buttercup!" Blossom responded angrily.
"Girls, girls!" Bubbles then shouted out, trying to play peacemaker. "Cut the fucking bullshit and let's stop Mojo's ass already!"
"Yeah, you're right, Bubbles." Blossom agreed. "All right, girls. We have no other choice now. We must use Plan…."
"FUCK THAT!" Buttercup shouted out, interrupting Blossom. "That asshole's robot can be beat. We just ain't hitting hard enough. Give it all you fucking got!"
"Buttercup, wait!" Blossom and Bubbles shouted out, their efforts in vain as Buttercup had flown away to continue fighting the robot.
Blossom simply sighed and said, "Bubbles, you and I are gonna find a weak spot on that damn thing. It just HAS to have one."
"But what about Buttercup?" Bubbles asked.
"She will take care of herself. Come on!" Blossom answered before she and Bubbles took off towards the robot.
Buttercup was already there giving punches and kicks to the robot as hard as she could, but still, the robot did not even budge. Buttercup even used some of her superpowers such as the tornado spin, laser eyebeams, among many others. Mojo simply laughed everything off, even giving double middle fingers to Buttercup.
"You cannot hurt me with your puny ass eyebeams, but why don't you try…." Mojo then said before stopping himself, rubbing his chin in thought. "Na, fuck that. I used that one before."
In the meantime, Blossom and Bubbles got to the robot and used their scan vision in an attempt to find a weak spot. They scanned the entire robot from head to toe, having to stay out of Buttercup's way as she was still attacking the robot, but there just was no sign of a flaw that Mojo's robot had. Buttercup was still trying to fight the robot as much as she could, but she was stuck at a dead end.
"Come on, Mojo, you fucking pussy!" Buttercup yelled out. "Get your fucking ass out of there and fight us!"
"Ooooh, I got one!" Mojo said as he then lifted up one of the robot's arms and balled up its fist right in front of Buttercup.
"Buttercup, you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye!" Mojo said just before he made one of the fingers flick forward as if it was plucking something, sending Buttercup flying off in the distance with Buttercup taking yet another hard fall.
Mojo then looked around and saw Blossom and Bubbles still scanning for a possible weak spot on the robot, but their attempts yielded no success. Mojo then used the other arm to snatch Blossom and Bubbles out of the air, the robot's hand gripping them tightly.
"And take this shit with you!" Mojo shouted as he wound up and tossed Blossom and Bubbles in Buttercup's direction, both of them taking yet another hard fall as well.
Mojo laughed hard again then got on one of the robot's microphones so that the girls could hear him with them being several feet away.
"Give it up, girls!" Mojo announced. "My Invulnerabot cannot be stopped! Which is to say that it is impossible, hopeless, out of the question, and beyond all doubt that my Invulnerabot can be destroyed! And seeing as there is no possible way that you can destroy my impervious machine, which I have named the Invulnerabot, I, the one and only, single, solitary, second to none, one of a kind, Mojo Jojo, with the aid of my indestructible robot, which I remind you is named the Invulnerabot, will soon be taking over, ruling, dictating, conquering, and assuming control of this very planet that we call home, which was inexplicably called Earth seeing as the other seven planets are named after Greek and Roman gods and goddesses. And I shall be in control of the entire, whole, complete, and full world with no one else to stand in my way!" Mojo finally finished in his usual circular pattern of speaking, dubbed "Molinguish" by all of Townsville.
After a long while, the girls did get back up while Mojo continued his rampage on Townsville. All three girls were panting, Blossom and Bubbles crouched down on their knees while Buttercup, being the toughest fighter, stood straight up.
"Girls….we have to….find a….weak spot." Blossom got out in between breaths. "There just….has to….be one."
"But what if there isn't a weak spot on that damn thing?!" Buttercup asked angrily while also huffing and puffing. "This mother fucker's got us on the defense when we should be on the offense!"
"Damnit, what are we gonna do?!" Bubbles then asked in a worried tone.
"Awww, what da matta, girls?!" Mojo asked in a mock crying-like voice before switching to normal. "Am I too fucking good for you now?!" Mojo added preceding a long evil laugh.
The girls were left completely clueless as to how they can stop Mojo's Invulnerabot. Mojo turned around and took his robot up a pretty steep part of town. Mojo was in full relaxation mode as the robot went up a hill, and the very slightest tilt set off an alert inside the robot's otherwise flawless system.
"Invulnerability system deactivated!" A computer inside the robot said. "Please straighten to reactivate!"
"Oh shit, I forgot!" Mojo said after his momentary lapse of attention.
The girls, however, were paying full attention, managing to hear the computer inside of Mojo's robot expose the Invulnerabot's only apparent weakness. Blossom also saw the fact that the robot was tilted slightly, her face lighting up in a smile.
"Ah ha!" Blossom said. "Girls! We've gotta get the robot off of its feet! It can't be invincible if it isn't straight up!"
"Well, that's easier said than done, Blossom." Buttercup rebutted. "Just how in the fuck are we gonna do that?"
Blossom put on her thinking cap and surveyed the immediate area, trying to look for any sort of spot where they could deactivate the invincibility mechanism inside of the Invulnerabot before finding a good area they could use.
"Okay, Bubbles, you and Buttercup go lure Mojo over to that area over there." Blossom ordered, pointing to an angled part of town. "The second his robot is tilted, bam, he's ours!"
"Nothing fucking doing, Blossom." Buttercup disagreed. "You and Bubbles…."
"Shit, Buttercup!" Blossom interrupted angrily. "Stop being the bitch that you are and lure Mojo like I asked you to do!"
"Oh, you wanna be like that, then?" Buttercup countered. "Well, FUCK YOU, BLOSSOM!" She then screamed out loud. "I have a much better idea. Bubbles, come with me."
As Buttercup began to fly off, all Bubbles did was look between an embarrassed Blossom and a defiant Buttercup, who was in the air waiting on Bubbles to follow her.
"Bubbles! Bring your ass!" Buttercup demanded, Bubbles shrugging and now flying with Buttercup.
After taking a moment or two to get over the ownage that Buttercup laid on her, Blossom sighed and said, "Well, that's Buttercup for you. Ms. I-Think-I'm-The-Shit. Well, I'll get that damn robot off its feet myself even if it's the last thing I do!"
Blossom flew off to fight the Invulnerabot some more while Bubbles and Buttercup were at a scrap metal plant building some sort of makeshift contraption. They had to make sure it was layered with as much of the hardest metal available and wanting to make it so that it couldn't be destroyed by the Invulnerabot. They both used their eyebeams as makeshift welding guns, ensuring that it wouldn't fall apart.
"Okay, just a little bit more, and…." Buttercup said before she and Bubbles finished the contraption. "Bingo!"
"Awesome, let's go!" Bubbles then said as she and Buttercup flew back to Townsville with the contraption.
In the meantime, Blossom was doing everything she possibly could to lure Mojo into any space where it would experience even the slightest tilt to disable the robot's invulnerability. She was making funny faces and blowing raspberries at him to try and anger him, but Mojo had her well scouted.
"Over here, Mojo!" Blossom shouted as she taunted and mocked Mojo.
"Does she really think she's gonna make me fall for that shit?" Mojo said with a bit of a laugh.
Out of Mojo's view, Bubbles and Buttercup arrived back in town with the contraption, which was a simple platform with some wheels under it. Bubbles and Buttercup were behind Mojo's robot as it continued to destroy Townsville. They placed the wheeled platform on a pretty flat part of the road, angling it and moving it around.
"Okay, Bubbles, when I give the signal, push!" Buttercup instructed.
"10-4." Bubbles acknowledged with a salute.
In Mojo's point of view, Blossom was simply being more of an annoyance than a real threat, but she was not about to give up.
"I'll piss him off eventually and he'll fall for it." Blossom said to herself.
The Invulnerabot continued to walk, though it eventually exposed an opportunity that Buttercup took right away.
"NOW!" Buttercup shouted before she and Bubbles pushed the wheeled platform down the road.
And with uncanny precision, the wheeled platform got under one of the robot's feet just as it was coming down. The foot landed on the platform, the unexpected slip causing the robot to fall backwards, thus giving it far more than enough tilt to disable the invulnerability. The computer system inside went off again warning Mojo to get the robot back on its feet. Blossom looked on in confusion when the robot fell backwards to its doom, but then she saw her sisters down below when the robot hit the ground.
"NOW, BLOSSOM!" Bubbles shouted out as Mojo frantically tried to get the robot back on its feet, but unfortunately for Mojo, he had no chance whatsoever.
Blossom immediately made a super fast dive towards the now vulnerable robot and crashed right through it, making it fall apart and collapse into several pieces. A few of the robot's pieces even exploded, and the force of the collapse was strong enough that Mojo popped out from the top of it. Mojo was now fully vulnerable to the girls with no defenses whatsoever.
"Oh, no." Mojo said to himself in a whiny voice, knowing that the girls have once again foiled his plans.
"All right, girls, a monkeyass ripe for the kicking!" Bubbles said as she, Blossom, and Buttercup sped towards a virtually defenseless Mojo.
Despite Mojo's pleas to the girls to not hurt him, the girls swiftly went on the attack. Individually and collectively, the girls delivered several punches and kicks to Mojo, giving him the usual injuries he would sustain after years of beatings from the girls: swollen and blackened eyes, a tooth or two knocked out, bloody nose and mouth, and various bruises, abrasions, burns, and swelling all over his body. It didn't take too long, but the girls gave him a beatdown that he always took after a foiled plan. Buttercup, being the most violent of the girls, wanted to deliver much more, but Blossom had to hold Buttercup back to prevent her from giving Mojo potential fatal damage, knowing that it just wasn't really the Powerpuff Way.
Townsville's Special Tasks Force arrived shortly after Mojo's latest beatdown to hoist up the injured monkey and take him into custody. The girls then swiftly did their usual restoration to the damaged city, repairing buildings, cars, and many other pieces of property that would normally take months, if not years, to restore brick by brick, cement by cement, and piece by piece. The citizens of Townsville came out of hiding and began cheering the girls as they flew away, the girls waving to the citizens as they did so. The girls made their way back to their suburban home, another job well done.
"You see, Blossom, you ain't the ONLY bitch with the brains in the family!" Buttercup told Blossom in an arrogant tone, Blossom putting an angry scowl on her face.
"Buttercup, I'm warning you, DO NOT start that shit with me!" Blossom angrily warned.
"Oh, girl, you just mad because your ass was pwned!" Buttercup continued. "It was MY idea to build the metal wheel thing so that Mojo's bitch ass would slip and fall so that YOU could finish the job! Bubbles and I did all the work!"
"Buttercup, I am NOT telling you again!" Blossom angrily warned again, this time getting into Buttercup's face. "Cut that fucking shit out RIGHT FUCKING NOW or your ass will be next!"
"Look, bitch, you better get out of my mother fucking face!" Buttercup angrily demanded.
"Oh, for fuck's sake, will both of you girls JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALREADY?!" Bubbles angrily requested as she crossed her arms.
"Whoa!" Blossom and Buttercup said in unison and almost in disbelief, looking at a very irate Bubbles.
"Damnit, I've had to listen to you two argue and bitch for years now!" Bubbles continued. "I can't fucking take it anymore! Now listen to me! It doesn't fucking matter HOW we beat Mojo! The only mother fucking thing that matters is that we kicked Mojo's bitch ass YET AGAIN, and we saved our city and our fellow citizens YET AGAIN! How we did it ain't shit to argue over! The fact of the fucking matter is that we did it like we ALWAYS. FUCKING. DO!"
Blossom and Buttercup both let out a long sigh of shame, nodding in agreement with with Bubbles.
"Bubbles is right, Buttercup." Blossom said with the shame in her voice. "We don't need to argue over petty shit like that."
"Agreed, Blossom." Buttercup then said with the shame in her voice as well. "We're a team, and we should start fucking acting like one. I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry too." Blossom then said as she opened up her arms for a hug, and Buttercup went into them and the two sisters reconciled.
"Awww, make room for me!" Bubbles said as she got in the action, creating a group hug between the girls.
"And besides, there's no piece of shit badguy on this planet that can beat us." Bubbles then continued. "Not Mojo, Fuzzy, HIM, the Gangreen Gang, or any mother fucking monster. We NEVER, EVER lose! We will ALWAYS come out on top! We will ALWAYS prevail! We will ALWAYS save the day! Because we are…."
"THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!" All three girls said in unison, giving each other high fives before they finished their flight back home, getting in long laughs along the way.
The girls arrived at their front door, opened it, and walked inside, and in the kitchen stood a man. He was a scientist who, like Mojo, had intellect comparable to some of the smartest people who have ever graced the planet. He was also the man who accidentally but proudly created the Powerpuff Girls. He was known as Professor Utonium, but all of Townsville simply referred to him as The Professor.
Not only was Professor Utonium the creator of the girls, but he also served as their parent, thus giving him full parental responsibilities like any other parent on Earth. Professor Utonium sat plates down on the table as the girls were walking inside, the girls getting a long whiff of the wonderful aroma.
"Hi, girls!" Professor Utonium greeted. "You're just in time for dinner! So glad you could make it in time, because we're having your favorite: Pepperoni pizza!"
"Awesome!" Blossom excitedly said.
"Radical!" Bubbles also excitedly said.
"Yeah, pepperoni pizza night!" Buttercup also excitedly said, "Shit, I'm…."
"Buttercup!" Professor Utonium angrily said as he walked up to her. "What have I told you about your potty mouth?!"
"Oops, sorry, Professor." Buttercup said apologetically. "It slipped out again by mistake."
"Well, see to it that it doesn't happen again or you're grounded for an entire month!" Professor Utonium warned. "Understand?!"
"Yes, Professor." Buttercup answered as she joined Blossom and Bubbles at the dinner table just as the Professor laid down pizza slices on their plates.
"Now that goes for all of you!" Professor Utonium warned all of the girls. "No more potty mouths ever or it's no playtime for an entire month! Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes, Professor, we promise not to use bad words again." The girls said in unison.
The girls said a prayer before they began to eat their pizza. It wasn't Domino's or Pizza Hut or Papa John's or anything restaurant quality, but the girls absolutely loved their creator and father's pizza. They mmmed after every few bites, the taste of the many pepperoni slices, the melted mozzarella cheese, and the pizza sauce hitting their taste buds thoroughly. The Professor could only smile very warmly, knowing that his creations enjoyed his cooking. Of course the girls had to get something to wash it all down with, so they got bottles of their favorite flavored water. Blossom preferred strawberry, Bubbles pink lemonade, and Buttercup grape, the girls drinking their preferred beverages swiftly.
After finishing up their meal, the girls placed the soiled dishes inside of the dishwasher before they flew upstairs into their bedroom to rest up. As the girls rested up in their bedroom, the doorbell rang, Professor Utonium getting up from reading another quantum physics book to go answer it.
"I'll get it!" Professor Utonium shouted out to signal to the girls that he'll answer the door.
The Professor answered, and behind it stood a near teenaged girl. Like Blossom, she also favored the color pink. Like Bubbles, she was also a blonde and sported dual pigtails. And like Buttercup, she liked to cause a ruckus and cause mayhem, much to the chagrin of her younger brother, Dexter. She was Dee Dee, a frequent visitor to Townsville and a close friend of the girls.
"Oh, hello, Dee Dee!" Professor Utonium greeted with a smile.
"Hi, Professor!" Dee Dee greeted back. "Are the girls around by chance?"
"They sure are, Dee Dee." Professor Utonium replied. "Come on in and have a seat. I'll get them for you."
Dee Dee nodded and took a seat on the nearby couch in the living room as Professor Utonium leaned into the stairway.
"Girls! You have a visitor!" Professor Utonium shouted upstairs.
The girls immediately came out of their room and took a slow flight downstairs as Professor Utonium walked back into his separate room to continue reading his book. The girls saw Dee Dee and sported ear-to-ear smiles, Dee Dee replicating the gesture.
"Dee Dee!" The girls excitedly said in unison as they quickly flew over to where Dee Dee was sitting.
"What's up, girls?!" Dee Dee said just as excitedly.
"Long time no see, girl, awesome to see you again!" Buttercup said. "So what brings you here today?"
"Oh, you know how we do, girls, we do our girl thing, catch up, you know?" Dee Dee replied. "I heard you guys beat the absolute snot out of Mojo Jojo again."
"But of course, Dee Dee." Blossom confirmed. "We beat that fucker's…." Blossom then got out, catching herself using a swear word.
Blossom covered her mouth and frantically looked around, breathing and shaking in a bit of fear. Bubbles, Buttercup, and Dee Dee all had their lips puckered up and their eyes wide open as if to say "Ooooooooh!" like Blossom was in deep trouble, though they were silent and didn't make the actual sound. Fortunately for Blossom, Professor Utonium was in the other room and didn't hear Blossom's heat-of-the-moment slip of the tongue, so she was perfectly safe. As soon as she realized that, she sighed in relief and regained her composure.
"Um, I mean, we beat that monkey's butt all the time. He ain't nothin', girl." Blossom then finished.
"Come upstairs and we'll tell you all about it, Dee Dee!" Bubbles suggested, Dee Dee simply nodding and following the girls upstairs.
"Phew, that was close!" Blossom said to herself as she wiped her forehead while walking into the bedroom, Dee Dee closing the door behind her.
Dee Dee sat down on the couch near the girls' bed, the girls themselves sitting on the edge of the bed. The girls told the entire story of their latest war with Mojo, starting from when the girls were at school to them not being able to find the secret to Mojo's invincibility to when they finally did and destroyed the robot. The four females shared laughs as they made jokes along the way, nearly losing their collective breaths.
"So all it took for Mojo's bot to be not invincible was a slight tilt?" Dee Dee asked in between laughs.
"Uh-huh, sure was!" Blossom confirmed. "And it was at that moment that Mojo knew…."
"HE FUCKED UP!" All four females said in unison as they all laughed again.
"What a mother fucking dumbass!" Dee Dee said almost in disbelief. "You would think that he'd be smart enough to build his stupid fucking robot to not be like that!"
"Shoulda, woulda, coulda, but he didn't." Bubbles said. "And the end result? His monkeyass served to him. I hope he likes his monkeyass well done!"
The four girls shared another lengthy laugh after the latest joke. They simply could not stop laughing until after several minutes.
"Shit, Mojo just DOES NOT get it, does he?" Dee Dee said with a shake of her head. "He knows he can't fuck with the Powerpuff Girls!"
"Mother fucking right!" Buttercup agreed.
"Dee Dee!" Professor Utonium shouted from the bottom of the stairs." Your parents called and they said it's time for you to come home!"
"Awwwwww!" All four girls let out in disappointment.
"And we were having so much fun!" Blossom said in further disappointment.
"Shit, gotta go, girls." Dee Dee said in further disappointment. "But I'll make it back soon, I promise!"
"All right, Dee Dee, bye! It's been fun!" The Powerpuff Girls said in unison, waving goodbye to Dee Dee.
Dee Dee waved goodbye to the girls as she walked out of their bedroom door, also waving goodbye to Professor Utonium as she walked out of the home door. The girls, still having thoughts about all of the jokes they shared with Dee Dee, let out a few lingering laughs before they all rested up, letting their wounds heal up after their latest war with Mojo.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
Music Credits
Song Artist/Source: Mario Kart 7
Song Title/Source: Bowser's Castle
Year Song Released: 2011
When Played: During the battle with Mojo Jojo.