Chapter Seven: Playtime And Relaxation For The Heroes

All was relatively quiet in the City of Townsville. No super major crimes or acts of evil from the who's who of supervillains. There was just a bank robbery, a shoplifting, a drug deal, and an assault here and there, nothing that Townsville's super powered trio couldn't easily dispatch.

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup were at their home in their bedroom finishing up their 17th game of UNO with Blossom scoring the required 500 points to win the entire session.

"And the winner is…." Blossom said as she flaunted herself a bit. "….Blossom!" She finished after a pause, pointing at herself.

"Aaaah, don't fucking flatter yourself, Blossom." Buttercup said with an annoyed look, Bubbles also rolling her eyes.

"Don't you worry, Blossom. This. Ain't. Over." Bubbles added.

"Yes, it is I, Blossom, who is victorious at the game of UNO, the card game enjoyed by millions around the world whose name is Spanish for the number one, seeing as you have to yell out the word UNO when you have only a single card left in your hand!" Blossom said, doing her best impression of Mojo Jojo. "I am declared victorious due to the fact that I have not only scored but exceeded the required threshold of 500 points, and because 500 points is the amount that an UNO player needs to reach to achieve total victory, I am thus the winner of this worldwide favorite card game whereas you two, my dear female siblings, that is to say, my sisters, have failed, lost, whatever the fuck other synonyms there may be to show that you did not emerge victorious!" Blossom finished in a pretty spot-on impression of Mojo's "Molinguish" pattern of speaking, even mocking his evil laugh.

All three girls got in a very long laugh at Blossom's impression, having to catch their breaths from laughing so hard.

"Fucking nailed it!" Buttercup said in between laughs and breaths.

"Damnit, I'm fucking dead!" Bubbles added.

"Yeah, I'm awesome like that, girls." Blossom said almost arrogantly. "Let's hope monkey won't need to get spanked again even though kicking his ass never gets old."

For several more minutes, the girls laughed and high fived each other, Professor Utonium even peeking into their room briefly to check on them, though he of course smiled warmly and closed the door without saying a single word.

When Professor Utonium went away, the girls looked at one another, letting out a few lingering laughs.

"So Blossom, you got more?" Bubbles asked, Blossom getting in a huge grin on her face.

"Oh, I've got a million of 'em! Check this out!" Blossom answered before she cleared her throat. "Stop, cease, desist! Do not continue with your bitching, for my bitching is the bitching to be heard! For I am the dick, supreme bastard, and all-around fuckwad! For I am the piece of shit, the dumbass, and all-around piss-on! It was I who laid the original ass and sent it into kicking! Don't you see?! All us villains are so fucked! So you're fucked and I'm fucked, because we are fucks just plain fucked to the third fuck! I never asked for my ass to be assed to stop my ass! I plan to rule the planet! But those damn Powerpuff Girls stop ME! And they will stop YOU! So stop! Cease! Desist! I am a loser! I am a bitch! I am Mojo Jojo! Obey me!" Blossom got out in her second impression of Mojo Jojo.

Once again, the girls got out laughs that lasted several minutes, once again prompting Professor Utonium to peek into their bedroom, though he again had a huge smile on his face.

"Girls! What's so funny?" Professor Utonium asked. "I haven't heard you laugh that much ever!"

"It's nothing, Professor, it's just…." Buttercup replied in between laughs.

"The girls are having a comedic session about how much they are kicking my butt, Professor!" Blossom answered in her Mojo voice, interrupting Buttercup.

The girls once again laughed with Professor Utonium laughing just as hard.

"Say, Blossom, that was REALLY good!" Professor Utonium said, getting in a few more laughs before he switched to a slightly more serious tone. "Don't get too deep in the comedy, girls. Townsville needs you, and you gotta be able to flip the Lance Storm If-I-Can-Be-Serious-For-A-Minute switch on at a moment's notice, understand?"

"Of course, Professor!" Blossom said in her normal voice.

Professor Utonium nodded to the girls and walked away, leaving the girls be.

The scene shifted to the city many miles away into Capitol City. All was relatively quiet there as well, and it was a cloudless, sunny, cobalt blue sky with a perfect temperature outside. The scene was at a park where a lot of children ran around, some playing all kinds of sports like football, basketball, soccer, and other playground activities. Polly Purebred was sitting on a park bench alone, browsing around on her Samsung Galaxy S23 smartphone. Polly was the second biggest local celebrity in all of Capitol City, only behind Underdog himself. Eager fans who were not playing or watching their children approached Polly and asked for autographs and pictures, which she gladly gave to them.

But then everyone heard the familiar whoosh sound in the sky, everyone all looking up towards it. Polly jumped with glee, knowing it was the person she was waiting on.

"Look! In the sky! It's a bird!" One older woman said.

"It's a plane!" Another older woman said.

"It's a frog!" An older man said.

"A frog?!" A small crowd said nearby.

"Not plane nor bird nor even frog. It's just lil' ol me…." The voice said before the source of it landed next to Polly. "….Underdog." The voice finished, revealing himself to be Underdog.

The same crowd that got pictures and autographs from Polly all wanted the same from Underdog, and he gladly gave it to all of them. Polly put on a huge smile as she also signed and took extra autographs and pictures with the larger crowd coming over from Underdog's presence. Underdog and Polly went a good 25 minutes signing autographs and snapping pictures before Underdog offered Polly to hop on his back, which Polly happily took.

"Until next time, it's adios. For as long as I'm here, there's always hope." Underdog said to the crowd as he flew away with Polly on his back, Polly also waving goodbye.

"Bye, Underdog! We love you!" The crowd said in unison, waving goodbye to their hero.

The scene shifted back to Townsville and the girls having all kinds of fun in their suburban home, still getting out long laughs from them having stopped Mojo Jojo several times. Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup did get another bank robbery that they easily dispatched, taking care of that then flying back home.

"So Bubbles, wanna give it a go?" Blossom asked as all three girls landed inside of their room.

"Um, okay, let's see." Bubbles responded, tapping her chin a time or two before clearing her throat. "I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of shitting my pants! Purveyor of flatulence! Interloper of bed wetting! Moron to mankind! I am ass! I am shitty! I am Mojo Jojo!" Bubbles then got out in her Mojo voice with a mock laugh at the end.

Once again, all three girls got out long laughs, obviously having fun making a mockery out of their archrival that they have never lost to.

"Right fucking on, Mojo Bubbles!" Buttercup said in between laughs.

"This is just too fucking good!" Blossom added in between laughs.

"Okay, Buttercup, you're on!" Bubbles then said, though Buttercup had a slightly concerned look on her face.

Buttercup blushed hard and let out a long nervous giggle, shaking her head hard.

"Na, you or Blossom go again." Buttercup offered. "My Mojo ain't fucking mojo."

"Come on, Buttercup, you can do it!" Blossom encouraged with Buttercup shaking her head some more.

"No, no, you said you had a million of 'em, Blossom. Come on, Bubbles and I are dying to hear more!" Buttercup argued.

"Here, allow Blossom and me to give you an extra bit of motivation, Buttercup!" Bubbles offered as she and Blossom made a short flight to the laundry room.

Blossom and Bubbles looked through the stacks of clean linen before finding two small green blankets, flying back to their bedroom.

"Here, remember this, Buttercup?" Bubbles asked.

"I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter." Blossom and Bubbles repeated over and over as they laid their heads on the blankets and rubbed them affectionately.

Buttercup was once caught uttering those same words in the closet with a green blanket of her own, and Blossom and Bubbles remembered it well and used it to make fun of her from time to time.

"Oh, for mother fuck's sake!" Buttercup said in annoyance, rolling her eyes. "Okay, you can both shut the fuck up now!" Buttercup then demanded.

"Not until you do your Mojo!" Blossom said as she and Bubbles continued to repeat "I am a good fighter" over and over again while affectionately rubbing the blankets, Buttercup eventually getting hot and reaching her breaking point.

"ALL RIGHT! I'LL DO THE MOTHER FUCKING MOJO! JUST FUCKING STOP IT, PLEASE!" Buttercup shouted, Blossom and Bubbles both laughing for another minute or two. "Just prepare to fucking cringe." Buttercup then warned.

"Aaaaand….go!" Blossom said as she pointed at Buttercup.

"So I was in Las Vegas and I ate chicken caesar salad. I found out that it gave me the shits. But then I got stuck walking The Strip and almost crapped behind some bushes. Then I ran into a casino and busted down the stall door, and I proceeded to shit all over the place!" Buttercup said in her best Mojo voice.

While it wasn't as polished as Blossom and Bubbles's Mojo impression, Blossom and Bubbles still laughed very hard with Buttercup joining in the laughing when she realized that Blossom and Bubbles were laughing with her and not at her.

"That wasn't cringe, Buttercup, that was fucking A!" Blossom got out in between laughs.

"I'm fucking dead again!" Bubbles added, the girls laughing some more as they continued their playtime.

The scene shifted right back to Capitol City where Underdog and Polly Purebred were exiting an upscale restaurant in a suburb of Capitol City, both of them dressed for the occasion with Underdog in a very sharp white tuxedo and Polly in a glowing white dress. Both Underdog and Polly, moreso Underdog, attracted another huge crowd outside of the restaurant when word got out that Underdog was there. He and Polly gladly signed autographs and took pictures with the crowd that was there, only being there to see the hero and the ace reporter as much of them couldn't really afford to eat at the restaurant.

After going over 20 minutes with the crowd, Underdog offered Polly his back again, which Polly gladly climbed upon.

"And with all that, I must depart. But I love you all with all my heart!" Underdog said as he flew away with Polly, the crowd looking up as Underdog and Polly flew away.

Underdog made the flight straight to Polly's home, landing right at her front door. Polly climbed off of Underdog's back, and the two held hands with smiles on their faces as they looked in each other's eyes.

"Oh, thank you, Underdog, for taking me out to dinner. I had a great time." Polly said to Underdog. "Wanna do it again some time?" Polly then offered.

"When time permits, we'll dine once more. But stopping evil is an endless chore." Underdog answered. "It was my pleasure to be with you, but right now I must bid adieu." Underdog then added.

Underdog and Polly moved in to share a deep and passionate kiss on the lips, having stayed liplocked for a solid three minutes. They both gazed into each other's eyes with ear-to-ear smiles on their faces, sneaking in just one last small peck on the lips or two or three before Underdog flew away. Polly had a dreamy, mesmerized look on her face, keeping her ear-to-ear smile as she once again locked lips with Capitol City's savior. She had to compose herself a bit before opening up the front door and walking inside.

The next several days in both Townsville and Capitol City were relatively uneventful, the resident superheroes in both cities getting in much playtime and relaxation. In Townsville, the Powerpuff Girls spent their free time going to school of course, but they played outside and did airshows for a crowd. They also played a far more controlled game of tag around the city, this time without destroying half the city. The girls also played themselves inside of their home like they did on a rainy day, though the day was sunny and they recreated some of their adventures and getting good laughs from it. They also relaxed at the beach with Professor Utonium again, going to the zoo and the aquarium, chatted on the phone with their friend Dee Dee once more, and just overall did very fun things in and around Townsville.

The same was true for Underdog and Capitol City. He too put on airshows for a huge crowd and spent a lot more time with Polly. Underdog and Polly took a trip to an amusement park to ride some rides and get their splash on at the water park. They also had a picnic just outside of the amusement park, getting a long laugh when a resident impersonated Yogi Bear in front of them. One night, Polly invited Underdog into her home and they watched a movie with some popcorn. Afterwards, Polly walked towards her bedroom, opened the door, turned around, and leaned in the entrance. Polly then undid the top few buttons on her shirt, exposing a generous amount of her cleavage with a seductive grin on her face. She gave Underdog the come hither gesture with her finger, Underdog walking right with her into her bedroom with a huge grin on his face. Polly closed and locked the door behind them both. What happened next? Wink. Wink.

END OF CHAPTER SEVEN

Music Credits

Song Artist/Source: Chingy
Song Title/Source: Bagg Up
Year Song Released: 2003
When Played: During the montage at the end where the heroes of both cities are out having fun.

Song Artist/Source: Clarence Carter
Song Title/Source: Strokin'
Year Song Released: 1986
When Played: At the very end when Underdog and Polly Purebred make love.