Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Mistress Of Misdeeds Has Arrived
Back in the low-income slum area of Townsville, the scene was focused on an African-American female decked out in looks many Gen Z African-American females would have – a purple baggy shirt with matching purple baggy pants, some purple Croc shoes, long eyelashes, some long, fake, and decorated nails, and a good bit of makeup. The female also had a very cheap purse on her, ensuring she didn't stand out too much in the most dangerous part of Townsville. However, this female was no ordinary Gen Z African-American female as it was just Sedusa, the mistress of disguise, blending right into the crowd.
Sedusa made the pretty lengthy walk through the area to get to the only subway that serviced the area. On the way there, she of course watched the predominantly African-American community do its thing, watching clear acts of prostitution going on and even witnessing a few drug deals around several secluded corners. The small and brave police force in there, a good mix of African-American and Caucasian officers, of course maintained order the best way they could since the Powerpuff Girls were extremely occupied.
Sedusa walked down the subway steps and waited for the train to come by and pick her up. She briefly looked at the map and knew where she needed to get off at, having to make one simple switch of trains to get to her final destination. After 30 minutes, the train had arrived with the disguised Sedusa entering it with other passengers getting off and on, though mostly off since it was the final stop before heading back north. The train departed after a few minutes, Sedusa enjoying the ride.
The train's speakers played a good mix of Motown hits to keep the riders entertained. Sedusa overheard a few people chatting about the jewelry heist. One Caucasian female mentioned that the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog questioned her and her boyfriend, though of course they were more excited that they actually got to meet and talk to the heroes, mainly the girls. The heroes, despite how busy they were, even took a picture with the couple, which they stared at on their phones.
Sedusa could only grin at that conversation, letting out a small evil laugh.
"Cherish that fucking conversation and frame that fucking picture, for the girls will soon be a distant fucking memory." Sedusa said to herself.
After about a 90 minute ride, Sedusa got off at her stop to where she needed to change, which was the Downtown hub that branched out to the many other parts of Townsville. She walked inside of the hub station and stood near the area where her next train was set to arrive at. The disguised villainess seamlessly blended in with the Townsville residents as she waited on her train that would take her to her ultimate destination, the train arriving after only a 20 minute wait. Sedusa and many other residents got on with many others getting off as well.
Like the first train, the train's speakers played a good mix of Motown hits to keep the riders entertained. The train headed east to many of Townsville's suburban areas, including the area where the Powerpuff household was. There was even a sign that indicated as such for the Powerpuff household. But Sedusa didn't get off until four stops later, which was where many of the mid-sized, middle class apartment complexes were.
"Finally, I'm here." Sedusa said, only her and a few other people getting off at that stop.
Sedusa walked up from the subway and into the apartment complex portion of Townsville. The area was much, much safer, and it housed mostly the middle class residents of Townsville – not wealthy, but of course not low income. There weren't too many lone houses as it was meant to cram a good amount of housing in its semi-high-rises. Sedusa remained disguised, though she felt slightly out of place with the nicer-dressed residents of the area.
She walked to one of the complexes and went inside, walking to the elevator and taking it to the 14th floor. It was legitimately the 14th floor, the complex not even attempting to avoid the superstition of the number 13 and skipping that number altogether. The elevator arrived at the 14th floor, Sedusa getting out of the elevator and making the short walk to the apartment she was looking for, apartment 1408. The villainess did the two shaves and a haircut knock as well as rung the doorbell.
Inside the apartment, a long, blonde-haired Caucasian female was seen singing along to Lil' Kim's "Queen Bitch". The house was fully decorated with feminist paraphernalia as well as pictures of well-known female musicians and other female celebrities. The blonde female was the very attractive but very misandristic Femme Fatale. Femme Fatale was wearing some more normal clothing, a simple sky blue shirt that matched her eye color, some blue jeans, and some white tennis shoes.
From the outside, Sedusa was ringing the doorbell many times as well as banging hard on the door.
"Goddamn, who the fuck is that knocking on the door like the police?" Femme Fatale angrily said as the doorbell ringing and door banging continued.
Femme Fatale answered the door, the disguised Sedusa rudely barging inside the moment the door opened, knocking Femme Fatale on her rear end.
"What's up, Angie?" The disguised Sedusa greeted, calling Femme Fatale by her real name.
Femme Fatale, sensing danger, reached for her gun, which was shaped like the female gender symbol, pointing it right at the disguised Sedusa's face.
"Bitch, you got three fucking seconds to get the fuck out of my apartment!" Femme Fatale warned. "I'll blow your goddamn head smooth off!"
The disguised Sedusa wasn't fazed one bit, even grinning with a gun pointing at her face.
"Angie, put the mother fucking gun down. It's me." Sedusa said.
Sedusa spun around at a rapid rate of speed, her disguise having been shed after the spinning stopped. Femme Fatale lowered her gun and only let out a huge smile, walking over to her high school classmate.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the chick in the underwear. What's up, Ima?" Femme Fatale greeted as the two ladies embraced.
Femme Fatale also called Sedusa by her real name, which was very ironic seeing as Sedusa once used the identity of Ima Goodlady to seduce Professor Utonium and tried to destroy the Powerpuff Girls from within their own home.
"Long time no fucking see, Angie. How have you been?" Sedusa asked.
"Oh, I've been great. Just toxically wasting my time in these online forums and on social media, listening to music, gaming, shit like that." Femme Fatale answered. "Come on in, Ima. We've got a lot of catching up to do."
For about a good hour, Sedusa and Femme Fatale talked about many unrelated things, basically telling each other what they've been up to recently, sharing several laughs with each other. The two villainesses shared a thick marijuana blunt as they chatted and laughed with each other. The conversation turned sour once the topic of the Powerpuff Girls was brought up, both females with angry looks on their faces.
"Oh, those fucking bitches." Femme Fatale said angrily. "All the shit I've been doing lately is to help me get my mind off of the shit I've been through in jail. I'm fortunate to still have all of my awesome blonde hair and not be cut fucking bald."
"Cut bald…." Sedusa said also angrily, a brief flashback playing in her head when the girls and Ms. Bellum once cut her bald. "You know, Angie, there is actually a real reason why I am here, and it has everything to do with those Powerfucks."
"You know I'm all ears, Ima. Shoot." Femme Fatale encouraged.
"Well, you've of course heard of the Temple of Reckoning and the jewelry heist, right?" Sedusa inquired.
"Yeah, apparently some fucking men broke in and stole the shit and they think they're gonna rule the fucking world." Femme Fatale answered. "That is, until the Powerfucks stop them and we'll all be laughing our asses off days after."
"Well, girlfriend, I just happen to know the men responsible for that heist." Sedusa said with a grin.
"Cap." Femme Fatale said emphatically. "Look, Ima, I love you to death. You are awesome and all, but you can get a little delulu sometimes."
"This isn't fucking cap, woman!" Sedusa said angrily as she stood up in front of Femme Fatale. "A guy named Simon came to my house earlier and he and a friend showed me the Forbidden Necklace and the Bracelets of Despair. They fucking stole the jewelry!"
"All right. I'll bite." Femme Fatale said with a shrug. "So what the fuck does that have to do with me?"
"Well, Angie, he needs three ladies in order to achieve ultimate power." Sedusa revealed. "I'm one of them. How's about you be one as well?"
"Hell! No!" Femme Fatale declined without hesitation. "I'll drink a gallon of fucking bleach before I ever team up with a man."
"Goddamnit, bitch, will you PLEASE put aside your bullshit ass matriarchal fantasy just this fucking once?!" Sedusa said angrily. "You fucking listen to me! Those Powerpuff Girls have humiliated me to the point where I have been incessantly obsessed with destroying them! The more I hear about those bitches, the more I dream of the day when they are fucking dead and I'll piss on their goddamn graves! And as you now know, you were fucking humiliated in jail, now were you?! I know I was when those bitches cut me bald!"
Femme Fatale stayed silent for a bit, taking in every word that Sedusa said, slowly nodding with a few tears coming down her eyes as her own flashbacks in jail played in her head.
"Yeah, I was fucking made an ass out of in jail, Ima." Femme Fatale replied as she was wiping away a few tears. "I was called Shit Barbie by the other inmates."
"Aaaaah, a breakthrough, I love it!" Sedusa said with a grin on her face before it returned to her angry face. "Those Powerfucks didn't give a single fuck about you then and they sure as fuck don't now! I have waited years and years for the fucking golden opportunity to destroy them! Simon and his guy went to the Temple of Reckoning and did all of the fucking hard work for us! Simon wants, no, no, NEEDS three ladies to join him because we can help him solve his damn problem and rid us of ours! Now Angie, get this man-hating, hardcore feminist shit out of your head! Just think, there is a larger fucking prize for us both! We can rule the fucking world! And you, Simon, his guy, I, and another lady which we're fixing to get can run this bitch how we see fit! I am NOT going to let this opportunity pass me by! Angie, I fucking DEMAND you join us!"
Once again, Femme Fatale stayed silent for a little bit, tapping her chin in thought. A grin formed on her face, nodding slowly.
"Ima, you know what? You're fucking right!" Femme Fatale said. "All of the shit I've been through is all because of the Powerpuffs! The only way I can truly be at fucking peace is if they are fucking destroyed! I never thought in a million years I'd say this, but even if it means getting along with a fucking man to get rid of the three bitches who ruined my fucking life, so fucking be it! And all of those bitches who treated me like shit in jail and called me Shit Barbie, well, they will all be MY Shit Barbies! Count me in, my sister from another mister!"
"FUCK YES!" Sedusa shouted out excitedly.
Sedusa and Femme Fatale embraced once again, jumping up and down in bliss as they were on the same page. The two ladies even kissed each other on the lips, but they gasped and covered their mouths and blushed as they realized what they did in the heat of the moment.
"Sorry!" Both females said in unison as they giggled in embarrassment.
"Two down, one to go!" Sedusa said as the villainesses regained focus.
"So who do you have in mind for the third lady, Ima?" Femme Fatale asked.
"Princess Morbucks, you know, the short, rich, spoiled ass brat who also has beef with the Powerfucks." Sedusa responded.
"Oh shit." Femme Fatale got out. "That might be a fucking problem."
"And just what in the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Sedusa inquired. "Princess wants the Powerpuffs destroyed as badly as you and I do!"
"Well, not anymore she doesn't." Femme Fatale revealed. "For the past few years, she has actually seen the light. She has been spreading messages to at-risk youth and has donated to charities. She and her daddy even paid for a huge tiny home community in the Bay Area to alleviate the rampant homelessness there. Not to mention that she and the girls have been hanging out much, much more. Princess has totally given up on crime and is fucking straight."
Sedusa could only laugh hysterically at Femme Fatale's words, a sly smile on her face.
"So she has found God, huh? Yeah, right!" Sedusa said in disbelief. "Angie, all the shit I just did with you, I can do ten times easier with her. She's a fucking kid. I can plant those evil seeds right back into her head just like that!" Sedusa added as she snapped her fingers. "As soon as she realizes that the jewelry has unlimited power, combined with the piss and shit in her mouth that the Powerfucks have given her over the years, she'll jump in in a fucking heartbeat. Don't you worry about a thing, Angie. When we get there, you let me do the talking. I got this."
"Whatever you say, Ima." Femme Fatale said. "Let me get dressed. I'll be back in a jiffy."
Femme Fatale went into her bathroom and took herself a hot shower, shampooing her long blonde hair and lathering herself up very good to make sure she was nice and fresh. She then dried herself off and put on a healthy dose of perfume. She then grabbed a freshly laundered set of her iconic crime outfit, which was mostly white with blue highlights of the female gender symbol on it.
Femme Fatale joined Sedusa back in the front room, ready for departure.
"All right, let's ride, Ima." Femme Fatale said.
"Wait, Angie! We've gotta disguise up!" Sedusa mentioned. "We've got a date with the Morbucks Mansion! If you are seen in your outfit, it's gonna be sus as fuck!"
"Na, fuck all that, Ima." Femme Fatale disagreed. "We're not taking the mother fucking subway. I can't stand that shit. We're traveling in style, in my ride. Come on." Femme Fatale added as she and Sedusa exited Femme Fatale's apartment, both undisguised.
"Oh shit, you got a car?" Sedusa inquired as both villainesses entered the elevator, Femme Fatale pushing the button to go to the underground parking deck.
"You bet, my sister." Femme Fatale confirmed as the elevator reached the parking deck.
Femme Fatale led Sedusa to her car, which was a 2023 Hyundai Sonata, colored a hot pink with decorations of the female gender sign and a custom Townsville license plate with the word "FFATALE" on it.
"Holy shit, Angie, your car is bussin'!" Sedusa complimented as Femme Fatale opened the doors, getting in the driver's seat while Sedusa got in the front passenger's seat shortly thereafter.
"Thanks! Paid in full too. It's my baby." Femme Fatale said as she turned the car on, putting in a flash drive into her music player and played music.
"You know where the Morbucks Mansion is from here?" Sedusa asked.
"Oh yeah, I know exactly where it is. No GPS needed. Just leave it to me." Femme Fatale replied as she drove off, the two villainesses en route to the Morbucks Mansion.
END OF CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
Music Credits
Song Artist/Source: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Song Title/Source: Main Theme Song
Year Song Released: 2004
When Played: As Sedusa is walking through the slums area.
Song Artist/Source: Rich Boy
Song Title/Source: Throw Some D's
Year Song Released: 2006
When Played: In someone's car as Sedusa is walking through the slums area.
Song Artist/Source: The Temptations
Song Title/Source: Get Ready
Year Song Released: 1966
When Played: Played inside of the first subway train Sedusa is in.
Song Artist/Source: The Spinners
Song Title/Source: It's A Shame
Year Song Released: 1970
When Played: Played inside of the first subway train Sedusa is in.
Song Artist/Source: The Isley Brothers
Song Title/Source: For The Love Of You
Year Song Released: 1975
When Played: Played inside of the first subway train Sedusa is in.
Song Artist/Source: Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Song Title/Source: Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Year Song Released: 1967
When Played: Played inside of the second subway train Sedusa is in.
Song Artist/Source: Aretha Franklin
Song Title/Source: Chain Of Fools
Year Song Released: 1967
When Played: Played inside of the second subway train Sedusa is in.
Song Artist/Source: Jimmy Ruffin
Song Title/Source: What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted
Year Song Released: 1966
When Played: Played inside of the second subway train Sedusa is in.
Song Artist/Source: Lil' Kim
Song Title/Source: Queen Bitch
Year Song Released: 1996
When Played: Inside of Femme Fatale's apartment before Sedusa barges in.
Song Artist/Source: Erykah Badu
Song Title/Source: Back In The Day (Instrumental)
Year Song Released: 2003
When Played: During the montage where Sedusa and Femme Fatale catch up with each other.
Song Artist/Source: Gangsta Boo
Song Title/Source: Wanna Go To War
Year Song Released: 1998
When Played: As Femme Fatale drives out from the underground parking deck.