Chapter Thirty-Two: A Foundational Change Of Plans
Sedusa and Femme Fatale were back on the road after their unsuccessful attempt at recruiting Princess Morbucks. They were on the way to the tall black dilapidated building on the other side of the upscale district of Townsville, the building known as the Madame M Tower. Da Brat's "Fa All Y'all" was blasting on the radio, Femme Fatale bobbing her head and singing along word for word with Sedusa bobbing her head and dancing in place as Femme Fatale was singing along with the tunes.
"Damn, Angie, didn't know you had bars like that!" Sedusa said, impressed with Femme Fatale's rapping.
"Oh, it's nothing, Ima." Femme Fatale mentioned. "Female hip hop has got me going over the years. I can't stand listening to those fucking men. Nothing on this playlist but the ladies."
"Fuck, I actually love Eminem." Sedusa mentioned. "His shit is straight lit!"
"I respectfully disagree, Ima." Femme Fatale retorted. "Em is so fucking mid. He is all wordplay and nothing else. His beats are hot ass garbage. I listened to, like, two of his songs and fucking cringed."
"Fuck, you REALLY don't know what you're missing, Angie." Sedusa said with a laugh as Femme Fatale took the turn to get back on the freeway.
"Margaret better fucking be there." Femme Fatale said, calling the occupant of the building by her real name. "Or else we're assed out, Simon is assed out, and nobody's ruling shit."
"Keep the faith, Angie." Sedusa got out. "If we fuck this up, Simon will fucking find three other ladies. I AM NOT going to let that shit happen! I fucking want in. I just can't wait to see the sight of the Powerfucks' lifeless bodies and billions of people on Earth obeying our every order!"
"I am going to have every fucking man do all kinds of shit." Femme Fatale mentioned. "I will strap their asses down and fucking torture them if they disobey. Castrate those pieces of shit if I need to. Bend those mother fuckers over and put some fucking surgical gloves on and ball up my fist and give them a goddamn prostate exam. I'm gonna watch as their…."
"Angie, Angie, Angie!" Sedusa said as she laughed and cringed at the same time. "That's a wee bit TMI, let's not even go there."
"Sorry, Ima, couldn't help it." Femme Fatale said as she laughed as well. "Hey, check this out, I have the perfect song for that!"
Femme Fatale changed the song on the radio to "Ain't Shit" by Trina and Lois Lane, Sedusa smiling from ear to ear as the opening to the song came on.
"Fuck yeah! That is my shit!" Sedusa said as she and Femme Fatale danced and sung along to the song, especially the catchy chorus.
Femme Fatale saw another car laced with the female gender symbol, a convertible with four African-American females inside. Both cars blew their horns at each other with Femme Fatale rolling her windows down, the females in the other cars also dancing to the song Femme Fatale was playing. All six ladies in both cars all sung and danced along to the catchy chorus, all of them flashing the female gender symbol towards each other with their fingers.
After that all-female interaction, Femme Fatale took the exit she needed to take, seeing a green light that was seconds from turning yellow and eventually red. Femme Fatale floored the gas pedal as it hit yellow, making it through just before it turned red.
"Phew, that was close. That fucking light takes forever." Femme Fatale said.
The two villainesses looked around the other end of the upscale part of Townsville, which looked every bit as clean and rich as the side they were on to get to the Morbucks Mansion. It was also the part of town where the five-star restaurants were as many rich and high-income people came to that part of town to dine.
After a few more turns, Femme Fatale pulled up to the large Madame M Tower and pulled up to the driveway next to it. Like she did at the Morbucks Mansion, she maneuvered her car around to combat park, ensuring that she could depart easily.
The two villainesses got out the car and walked to the elevator, Femme Fatale pressing the button for it to go up. The elevator opened up immediately, the ladies walking right inside. Sedusa pushed the button to the top floor, the elevator closing and rising up to the top. When the elevator reached its destination, the two villainesses got out and knocked right on the door directly in front of them.
Inside of the door was a female in a simple white shirt, matching jeans, and sneakers. Her once-glowing golden blonde hair had faded away to a gray-ish color. Her usual heavy makeup was gone with her eyelids pretty heavy and her face nearly ghost-like. She was once a huge fashion mogul that hit it big with the trashy look until it got replaced with the dull and simplistic look, causing her once-flourishing business to go bankrupt in a matter of months. She was known as Madame M.
Madame M was sitting on the couch, very downtrodden, disheveled, and deeply depressed. Some of her prescription pills she was prescribed to help with her deep depression and other mental issues could be seen on a table near her. Madame M was startled and screamed loudly as she heard the knocks on the door, slowly standing up and walking towards it. Madame M saw the two villainesses standing on the other side, gasping in shock at seeing them.
"Ima? Angie?" Madame M greeted, allowing the two ladies to step inside. "When did you two get released?"
"Sup, Margaret!" Femme Fatale greeted. "We were released years ago. I've been wasting my fucking life away myself."
"Sort of the same here, I guess, Margaret." Sedusa said as Madame M hugged both Sedusa and Femme Fatale.
"Well, it's nice to see you two, I guess." Madame M said with obvious sadness in her voice.
"Margaret, we're actually here for a reason." Sedusa mentioned. "We could actually use your help big fucking time."
"Well, ladies, I'm afraid I can't help much." Madame M retorted. "My savings will be wiped out in three months and disability can only get me so fucking far."
"No, no, no, not that kind of help, Margaret. It's something ten times bigger." Femme Fatale revealed.
"Okay, shoot." Madame M said.
"You've no doubt heard of the Temple of Reckoning jewelry heist, right?" Sedusa inquired.
"Fuck, who fucking hasn't by now?" Madame M answered. "I didn't think anything of it, though."
"Well, my sister, I just happen to know who went in and stole that jewelry. He and a friend of his came by my house earlier and showed me the jewelry." Sedusa revealed.
"Holy shit, really?!" Madame M asked, her eyes lighting up.
"No fucking cap. I shit you not." Sedusa confidently responded.
"Yeah, and this Simon guy needs three ladies to help him." Femme Fatale mentioned. "Ima and I are two of them. We need you to be number three."
"Wow, ladies, um, I'm flattered." Madame M said, preceding a long sigh. "But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say no."
"GODDAMNIT!" Sedusa shouted out at the top of her lungs.
"It's official, we're fucked." Femme Fatale said defeatedly, throwing her arms up.
"Buuuuuut, give me a minute. I actually know someone who does. Don't go anywhere." Madame M suggested, a small grin on her face that she hid from Sedusa and Femme Fatale.
Madame M walked towards another room, Sedusa and Femme Fatale looking at each other with huge grins on their faces as they instantly knew what Madame M meant. Madame M started to laugh loudly in her normal voice before it started to turn into a more evil and demonic laugh. Some noise could be heard in the room with flashing lights inside of it for a few minutes before it eventually subsided. And what stepped out of the room was an alter ego that Madame M turned into after her fashion business went belly up. It was the evil side of Madame M known as Mask Scara.
"Sooooo, Ima, Angie, I hear that you two need a third partner in crime, eh?" Mask Scara said with a smile. "Well, don't sigh, man! Get it? Sigh man!" Mask Scara added as the three villainesses laughed at one of many of Mask Scara's puns.
"Fucking A!" Sedusa shouted out. "So you're in, Margaret?"
"Oh, ladies, I'm in more than a vibrator inside my twat!" Mask Scara answered as she winked at her two fellow villainesses. "You girls couldn't have picked a better bitch to be a part of the team."
"FUCK YES!" Sedusa and Femme Fatale said in unison, the three villainesses all high-fiving each other.
Mask Scara wrapped her arms around Sedusa and Femme Fatale, pulling them close to her. Mask Scara gave kisses to Sedusa and Femme Fatale on their cheeks, using a "mwah" for emphasis as Sedusa and Femme Fatale laughed.
"Oh, stop it, Margaret!" Femme Fatale said as she laughed.
"You ladies know I gotta show a lil' love to my two sisters from different misters!" Mask Scara said. "We will rule this fucking world! Resistance is futile. It's in-conquer-nito!" Mask Scara added as all three ladies laughed hard at another one of Mask Scara's puns.
"Yep, and now all there's left to do is meet up with Simon, put on the jewelry, and fucking destroy the Powerpuff Girls and Simon's Underdog guy!" Sedusa said, the three females letting out a long collective evil laugh.
"So just where is Simon, Ima?" Femme Fatale asked.
"He's at the castle in Tokyo Town." Sedusa answered. "At least he better be."
"Fuck, I don't know where that is by heart." Femme Fatale revealed. "I'd better GPS it real quick." Femme Fatale added as she reached into her pocket to pull out her phone.
"Aaaah, put that shit away, Angela." Mask Scara said as she lightly tapped Femme Fatale's hand, calling her by her full real name.
"Hey! Don't fucking call me Angela!" Femme Fatale angrily requested. "It's either Angie or Femme Fatale, got it?!"
"You know I had to fuck with you a bit, sis." Mask Scara said with a laugh. "I know where that castle is like every last hair around my baby maker. It's a bit of a drive, but we'll be there faster than a one minute man. Leggo!"
The ladies once again laughed at Mask Scara's latest puns and jokes as they all walked out of Mask Scara's home and going to the elevator. Mask Scara gave both Sedusa and Femme Fatale light and playful taps on their butts, both ladies giggling and smiling with Mask Scara laughing back at them with winks.
"Cut it out, Margaret!" Sedusa said as she laughed.
Mask Scara pushed the button to open the elevator, the elevator opening up immediately with the three ladies walking inside. Femme Fatale pushed the button for it to get to the bottom with the villainesses walking out shortly thereafter. They then got to Femme Fatale's car, Mask Scara in awe at the sight of the fresh new car.
"Holy fucking shit, Angie. Your car must be an outcast, because it's so fresh, so clean!" Mask Scara complimented with another pun.
"Thank you, Margaret! It's my fucking baby." Femme Fatale said.
The three villainesses got into the car, Femme Fatale driving with Sedusa in the front passenger seat and Mask Scara in the back seat behind Sedusa. Femme Fatale drove off, en route to Tokyo Town and the castle. As she drove off, she put on another song, which was "Put It On Da Floor Again (Continued)" by Latto and Cardi B. With this song, an animated music video played. Femme Fatale's car turned into a convertible as the three evil ladies lip synced to the song. In the music video, many of the lyrics said in the song were acted out or shown, the evil villainesses also seen twerking and in highly sexually suggestive poses. They danced, sung, and had a great time in the video, the three evil villainesses on their way to meet the evil Simon Bar Sinister in Tokyo Town.
END OF CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
Music Credits
Song Artist/Source: Da Brat
Song Title/Source: Fa All Y'all
Year Song Released: 1994
When Played: First song played inside of Femme Fatale's car.
Song Artist/Source: Trina featuring Lois Lane
Song Title/Source: Ain't Shit
Year Song Released: 2000
When Played: Second song played inside of Femme Fatale's car.
Song Artist/Source: Boyz II Men
Song Title/Source: End Of The Road (Instrumental)
Year Song Released: 1992
When Played: Played inside of the Madame M Tower before Madame M's transformation.
Song Artist/Source: Sonic The Hedgehog 3
Song Title/Source: Doomsday Zone (OverClocked ReMix)
Year Song Released: 1994 (Original), 2006 (Remix)
When Played: As Madame M transforms into Mask Scara.
Song Artist/Source: Latto featuring Cardi B
Song Title/Source: Put It On Da Floor Again (Continued)
Year Song Released: 2023
When Played: Played in Femme Fatale's car as she drives off from the Madame M Tower. An animated music video accompanies this song.