Chapter Thirty-Three: The Birth Of Simon's Angels + Another Check On Mojo Jojo

Mojo Jojo was seen still inside of the deep, merciless abyss known as the ImpossiPit. After several hours trying to make out every last bit of the cryptic hexagonal wall in front of him, he began to put his brain to work to try to decipher it. The villainous Townsville chimpanzee of course had to deal with the nonstop secondhand smoke that Emery's chain smoking emitted. Mojo was having to swallow his own saliva in an attempt to keep his throat wet, and hunger pangs were starting to hit him very hard. The chimpanzee briefly looked around to try to find any way to quench his thirst, but he was unsuccessful.

"Water….must have water…." Mojo said, though he continued to press on to try to break the code.

"You okay there, my monkey friend?" Emery asked, seeing Mojo constantly swallowing.

"Yes, I'm fine, Emery." Mojo responded. "I'm just working on getting out of this fucking place."

"Sure, Mojo. I'm just gonna go ahead and add you to the list of souls that have perished here right now." Emery said. "I've seen that thirst and hunger body and facial expression hundreds of times. It is the beginning of the end. You'll see your life flashing before your eyes here before long. Buuuut, you're dumb enough to actually think you can escape, so keep on keeping on!" Emery added with a long laugh.

"Mother fucker!" Mojo said to himself as he pressed on, just gaining a minuscule amount of progress.

Meanwhile, the hot pink 2023 Hyundai Sonata outfitted with the female gender signs was seen pulling into Tokyo Town at a red light. Inside the car, the three Townsville villainesses, Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara, could be seen jamming to "Bitchy" by Mia X, Gangsta Boo, and La Chat. They only had a short drive to the castle, the silhouette of it easily visible in the distance.

"All right, girlfriend. Turn right at the next light and we're there!" Mask Scara instructed, Femme Fatale nodding and fistbumping her and Sedusa.

"Thanks so much, Margaret, you fucking rock!" Femme Fatale complimented as she made the right turn that Mask Scara told her to make. "So, ladies, how did you know about this place?"

"Oh, I've made stops here in Tokyo Town all the time while business was booming." Mask Scara revealed. "They fucking loved the trashy look here. The castle was just sitting there in the background."

"Yeah, I came here a few times as well in the past." Sedusa added. "The castle was a tourist attraction until somebody found out how to reactivate its evil side after being sealed off years ago. I know just how to reactivate it, but once we destroy the brats and the mutt, we probably won't even need it."

Femme Fatale pulled up to the castle and simply combat parked in the small roadway next to it. The three villainesses got out of the car and walked towards the barbed wire fence, Sedusa only grinning at the sight of it.

"Leave this one to me, girlfriends." Sedusa said confidently.

Sedusa simply used her long snake-like hair to effortlessly cut right through the barbed wire fence, creating a wide opening for the three ladies to pass right through.

"Aaaaah, just how I like it. Cutting to the fucking chase." Mask Scara said. "Cutting the shit, chasing world domination!"

The females all laughed at another one of Mask Scara's very clever puns as they took the walk to the castle, walking right through the front door. Inside the castle, the two Capitol City villains, Simon Bar Sinister and Cad Lackey, could be seen singing along to "Sinner" by Drowning Pool, also playing air guitar as they waited for the three females that would join them on their quest for world domination.

"Simon!" Sedusa shouted out.

Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara walked right into the room that Simon and Cad were in, Cad immediately turning off the music upon seeing the ladies. Simon sported an ear-to-ear smile as he saw the three Townsville villainesses, rubbing his palms.

"Well, well, well, we meet again, Sedusa, my dear." Simon said. "And you have brought along two more ladies as you have promised. Excellent!"

"Oh, you fucking know it." Sedusa said. "Simon, this is the Queen of Corruption, Mistress of Misdeeds, the Dame of Disaster, Femme Fatale." Sedusa then introduced.

"Heh, very nice to meet you, Simon." Femme Fatale said almost nonchalantly. "Hope we can get along well."

"Ah, Femme Fatale, love the name!" Simon complimented. "Just who I need on my team, a fucking killer! Now I see all of that Venus sign clothing. Are you some feminist or some shit?"

"As a matter of fact, I am." Femme Fatale answered. "Ima, um, I mean Sedusa had to really talk me into teaming with you. Believe me, it wasn't fucking easy."

"She's right, Simon." Sedusa confirmed.

"Well, when we all rule the world, you will not regret it, my dear." Simon said. "That is the ultimate goal here."

"And Simon, I couldn't get the fucking rich, spoiled brat, but I got us a far more suitable replacement here. Meet the trashy, classy, sassy, kick-assey Mask Scara." Sedusa then introduced.

"Oh, don't forget the bitchy, richy, choppy your pee pee if you fuck with me Mask Scara." Mask Scara added, all of the villains laughing.

"Ma'am, that was fucking hilarious!" Cad said in between laughs.

"Mask Scara, great to have a hot chick with a sense of humor. Ruling the world doesn't always have to be stoic and soulless." Simon said. "Great to have you aboard, my dear. The rich bitch's loss is your fucking gain."

"Couldn't be happier!" Mask Scara mentioned.

"Now to formally introduce myself, I am Simon Bar Sinister, and this is my assistant, Cad Lackey." Simon introduced.

"Awesome to meet you three hot ladies." Cad Lackey said. "Simon's a cool fucking boss, and I'll be around assisting with the world takeover."

"Now that we've all gotten to know each other, the time has come to see what this jewelry can do." Simon said as he rubbed his palms again. "Come on up here, ladies. Cad, hand us the jewelry."

"Yes, boss." Cad obeyed.

Cad reached into Simon's backpack and took out the sparkling pieces of power jewelry, handing Simon the Forbidden Necklace while he handed Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara one Bracelet of Despair each.

"Holy shit, Sedusa, you really weren't capping!" Femme Fatale said, in awe at seeing the jewelry.

"Told you so!" Sedusa said.

"Fucking beautiful!" Mask Scara added.

The three Townsville villainesses put the Bracelets of Despair on their arms while Simon, the Capitol City villain, put the Forbidden Necklace on his neck. It only took a minute, but the four pieces of jewelry let out a huge glow and infused themselves into the bodies of Simon Bar Sinister, Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara. Cad simply looked on and took pictures and video as the power began to sink into the villains' bodies, huge rays surrounding them.

The villains began to test out the power that they had, showing off the usual powers of flight, speed, strength, among many others. But they also had powers such as laser eyebeams, telekinesis, stopping time, shooting rays out of their hands, the works.

"Holy fucking shit! That jewelry is the fucking truth, you guys!" Cad said, amazed.

"FUCK! YES! This is fucking incredible! Out of this mother fucking world!" Simon said, also amazed. "Underdog will NEVER be able to stop me now!"

"And those Powerpuff Girls will meet their fucking demise as well!" Sedusa added.

"Who's Shit Barbie now, bitches?!" Femme Fatale added.

"We'll shake them all to their very foundation! Get it? Foundation?" Mask Scara added, all of the villains laughing again.

"Boss, don't you think your lovely ladies need a collective name?" Cad suggested. "It's gonna get tiring calling them by their names all the time."

"Yes, and I have come up with the perfect one, Cad." Simon answered. "Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara, from this day forward, the three of you will now be known as….Simon's Angels!"

"Perfect!" The three villainesses said in unison.

"Now come. Let's give the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog a good fucking reason to come here. Then we destroy them and commence our world takeover!" Simon said.

Simon and his Angels all let out long, evil laughs, Cad simply taking more pictures and filming more video.

END OF CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE

Music Credits

Song Artist/Source: The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past
Song Title/Source: Dark World Dungeon Theme
Year Song Released: 1991
When Played: Played inside of the ImpossiPit.

Song Artist/Source: Mia X, Gangsta Boo, and La Chat
Song Title/Source: Bitchy
Year Song Released: 2014
When Played: Played inside of Femme Fatale's car as she, Sedusa, and Mask Scara arrive in Tokyo Town.

Song Artist/Source: Drowning Pool
Song Title/Source: Sinner
Year Song Released: 2001
When Played: Played inside of the castle before Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara walk inside of it.

Song Artist/Source: R-Type Delta
Song Title/Source: Awakening (SMBZ Rearrangement)
Year Song Released: 1998 (Original), 2007 (Rearrangement)
When Played: As Simon Bar Sinister, Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara are putting on the jewelry and powering up.