Chapter Thirty-Four: The Heroes' Search Is Over
"You were right, Blossom, excellent call. Simon and Cad were in Townsville after all!" Underdog said as he and the Powerpuff Girls all made it back to Townsville, all looking down at Simon and Cad's boat parked at the Townsville docks.
"It sure pays to be the smart one." Blossom said with a grin, but she wiped it off her face quickly. "Okay, everyone. We're close. We've got to…."
"Shit, Blossom, look out!" Underdog shouted out.
"Oh shit!" Blossom shouted out as well.
Blossom, at the very last second, dodged a super fast purple beam that was shot towards her. Bubbles, Buttercup, and Underdog also had to evade the same beam shot at them as well, the four heroes looking towards the source of it. Out of the water rose a giant anthropomorphic horse monster with a very chiseled upper body and holding two different guns in each hand. The horse had the ability to change the type of weapon to thousands of different combinations in each gun.
"Fuck! Fucking monster!" Buttercup shouted in anger.
"Girls, Plan Circle Saw! Underdog, follow our lead!" Blossom ordered.
The Powerpuff Girls lined themselves up in a circular fashion, though they slightly modified the formation a bit so that Underdog could also get involved, the Capitol City hero joining the formation. The heroes began to rapidly rotate like a circular saw, as the name of the plan suggested, hurtling towards the monster's head. The horse monster, however, changed out one of his guns in his hands and shot a blue beam towards the heroes, swiftly freezing them in their tracks. The monster then took the gun in his other hand and made a swipe towards the heroes, sending them hurtling a few hundred feet away and hitting the ground very hard.
The heroes had to take a little bit of time to regain their equilibrium after the very nasty spill, hearing the horse monster's loud neigh with the monster shooting bullets into the sky with missile-like projectiles raining down on the city.
"Damnit, not good!" Bubbles shouted out.
"Shoot those fucking things out with your laser eyebeams, everyone!" Blossom commanded.
The heroes all shot at the missile-like projectiles with their laser eyebeams, making them explode before they could do massive damage to Townsville. They were able to get all but a few of them, but Underdog flew up and caught those few and threw them right back at the monster. The monster shot out the missiles that were hurtling towards him, letting out another loud neigh.
"Girls, let's all attack from four different sides. We can send this fucker packing to the sky!" Underdog suggested.
"You bet, Underdog!" Bubbles agreed.
The four heroes all flew in from four different directions, the horse monster shooting his laser gun beams at the heroes that they all easily dodged. When the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog got close enough to launch a direct attack, a massive forcefield stopped them right on a dime, sending them all falling down into the water below. They quickly rose out from the water and shot their laser eyebeams at the monster to try to pierce the forcefield. While it was successful, the forcefield closed right back up and didn't slow down the horse monster.
"Fuck! How are we supposed to beat this fucker?" Buttercup shouted out in frustration.
"Stand back, girls, I'll take care of this. I've got something that should do the trick." Underdog said.
Underdog flew high in the air with the girls looking on, powering himself up with an orange glow around his body. The Capitol City hero made a super fast flight towards the monster with his arms spread out wide, still having to dodge shots from the horse monster. When he got a reasonable distance from the monster, he stopped on a dime and clapped his hands together hard, sending out a projectile he called the Hyper Clap. The massive wave-like projectile hurtled towards the monster at a high rate of speed, hitting him hard and making the monster fall down and hitting the ground hard. It very briefly disabled the forcefield, but it closed back up quickly. The horse monster went right back on the attack and shooting his shots from his guns back at the heroes, which they easily dodged.
"Fuck yeah! That was awesome, Underdog!" Buttercup complimented.
"And it shut off that fucking forcefield!" Bubbles added.
"Girls, we can do that too!" Blossom mentioned. "Underdog, do it again, but we'll help you this time!"
"Right!" Underdog said.
The four heroes flew high in the air again with the monster still shooting towards them. Underdog once again powered himself up with the girls doing the same, Underdog still having the same orange glow around him while Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup had their pink, blue, and green glows, respectively, around them. The heroes made the super speed flight back towards the monster before stopping on a dime and clapping their hands hard, four different projectiles now hurtling towards the monster. When they hit the monster, it not only caused him to hit the ground harder than before, but it weakened the forcefield long enough to where he'd be vulnerable to direct attacks.
"Check it out, girls, the forcefield's out of gas. Now let's get in there and kick the monster's ass!" Underdog said.
"Let's fucking go!" Buttercup shouted as the four heroes all zoomed in and went on the attack.
The Powerpuff Girls and Underdog delivered the horse monster several different punches and kicks, attacking the now vulnerable monster at all angles and speeds. The horse monster tried to swing back with punches of his own, but the heroes were easily able to block or dodge them.
To finish off, Bubbles picked up the monster by his legs and spun him at a high rate of speed before flinging him far, far away. The heroes all put their heads on their foreheads as if they were trying to see something far away, but they easily saw the monster flying.
"It's going…." Bubbles said.
"Going…." Buttercup said.
"Going…." Blossom said.
"Gone!" Underdog said as a small flicker of light flashed from far away, signaling that the monster had been defeated.
"Hepatitis C you later!" Bubbles said as the heroes all laughed at Bubbles's small joke, all high-fiving one another.
"Well done, team, we handled that bastard. Now we refocus on more important matters." Underdog said.
"Right, Underdog." Blossom said. "We need to make a pit stop at the house to piece together all the clues we found. Simon and Cad are definitely here in Townsville seeing as their boat is here. Let's put our heads together to see if we can fish them out!"
The heroes made the very short flight back to the Powerpuff household with the intent to rest up and piece together clues as to the whereabouts of the jewelry thieves. However, when they arrived, they saw that the house had been forcefully broken into, the inside ramshackled with clear signs of a struggle.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" All three Powerpuff Girls said in unison.
"Professor! Are you here?! It's us!" Buttercup shouted out as the girls and Underdog walked into the messy home.
"Professor!" Bubbles shouted as well, but of course there was no response.
"Powerpuff Girls, Underdog, spread and search!" Blossom ordered.
The four heroes used their super speed to comb through the entire house, searching the kitchen, bathroom, attic, Professor Utonium's bedroom, the girls' own bedroom, the guest room, and finally Professor Utonium's lab in the basement. Inside Professor Utonium's lab, there were clear signs of a struggle as small scratch marks were visible, and Professor Utonium's smoke pipe was spilled on the floor.
"Damnit, the Professor's been kidnapped!" Bubbles said, starting to shed a few tears.
"Girls, up here!" Underdog yelled out.
The girls joined Underdog in the living room where he found a DVD disc sitting near the girls' TV. On the disc, it only had "Powerfucks and Fuckerdog, WATCH THIS!" written on the front of it. Blossom popped open the nearby DVD player with Underdog placing the disc inside, Bubbles pressing play.
A prerecorded video came on, a familiar evil laugh being heard before the source of it appeared, Simon Bar Sinister himself.
"Powerpuff Girls, Underdog. Thank you for tuning in to your inevitable doom." Simon said with an evil grin on his face as he relaxed on the throne-like chair in the castle. "You guys have been hot on the trail for whoever stole the jewelry. Well, I've got some good news for you. Well, more like bad news for you, but whatever, what the fuck. Your search is now over, as I have this!" Simon added as he showed off the Forbidden Necklace on his neck, the heroes all gasping at the sight. "Aaaaand, of course, my Angels have the other pieces. Come on in here, my dears."
Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara came into the video, the three evil villainesses showing off the Bracelets of Despair on their arms, all three of them letting out evil laughs.
"Sedusa!" Blossom shouted.
"Femme Fatale!" Bubbles shouted.
"Mask Scara!" Buttercup shouted.
"And now that we have the jewelry, you fucking do-gooders will meet your timely demise. Then the four of us will rule the world!" Sedusa said.
"So do you fucking dare try to stop us?!" Femme Fatale asked tauntingly.
"If you do, we'll put you six feet under, you rabid dogs. Get it? Under? Dogs!" Mask Scara said as all four villains let out long laughs at yet another one of Mask Scara's puns.
"Fucking shit faces, we'll see who's laughing when we find your asses and start attacking!" Underdog said angrily.
"Now the jewelry should be reason enough for you fuckers to come look for us, but we've decided to sweeten the pot for you an itsy bitsy teenie weenie bit. Underdog, we have someone for you behind door number one!" Simon said.
The camera panned to the left, showing Polly Purebred behind bars.
"Underdog! Get your ass here and save us!" Polly cried out.
"Polly!" Underdog shouted out.
"Oh no!" The Powerpuff Girls shouted out in unison.
"Oh, and Powerpuff Girls, we haven't forgotten about you, of course not. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. How could we?" Sedusa mentioned.
"So have a look at what's behind door number two!" Femme Fatale said.
The camera panned over to the right, showing Professor Utonium also behind bars.
"Girls! We're all counting on you! Don't let these jerks win!" Professor Utonium cried out.
"Professor!" The girls shouted out in unison.
"Oh no!" Underdog shouted out.
"We just had to have that extra….coverage. Get it? Coverage!" Mask Scara added as the villains let out another laugh from one of her puns.
"She's a fucking riot, don'tcha think, Powerpuff Girls and Underdog?" Cad Lackey said as he turned the camera to himself to speak into it before turning it back to Simon and his Angels.
"Enough fucking talk! Where the fuck are you?!" Buttercup screamed out towards the TV.
"Now the million dollar question. Just where the fuck are we?" Simon said as a map of their location in Nuru County was shown. "Just follow these exact directions to come and find us. We'll all be waiting here with bated breath to destroy the four of you in front of all of your loved ones!"
"Not fucking hard to find!" Bubbles said.
"You fucking bastards!" Blossom screamed out towards the TV.
"Simon e and get us! Beat us if you can. Survive if we let you!" Simon said as the four villains let out long evil laughs, the video stopping with only a still picture of Polly Purebred and Professor Utonium's heads being held up by their hair by Sedusa and Femme Fatale, respectively.
"Simon and all three of those fucking whores are gonna get their asses kicked like never before!" Underdog angrily said.
"You couldn't be more mother fucking right, Underdog!" Blossom added angrily.
"They want fucking mercy?! Mercy is for the fucking weak!" Bubbles further added angrily.
"For mother fuck's sake, you guys, let's quit talking shit about what we're gonna do to them!" Buttercup angrily shouted. "We know where those mother fuckers are! No fucking time to waste! LET'S! FUCKING! GO!"
The four heroes immediately flew out of the Powerpuff household, en route to Tokyo Town and the castle to confront Simon Bar Sinister and his Angels.
END OF CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
Music Credits
Song Artist/Source: Metal Slug 5
Song Title/Source: Fierce Battle
Year Song Released: 2003
When Played: As the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog are fighting the horse monster.
Song Artist/Source: NemesisTheory
Song Title/Source: Shadow Empathy
Year Song Released: 2005
When Played: As the Powerpuff Girls and Underdog are searching the ramshackled Powerpuff household.
Song Artist/Source: Killer Instinct
Song Title/Source: Character Select (Arcade Version)
Year Song Released: 1994
When Played: In the background of the prerecorded video with Simon Bar Sinister, Sedusa, Femme Fatale, and Mask Scara.