2 weeks after Sinsmas and Blitzo was asleep in his suite in the Hazbin Hotel; his new home after the end of IMP and the change to his life and the lives of him and his daughter and ex-employees. There was banging on the door and then it opened with Blitzo jumping out of his bed. He noticed it was Moxxie and Millie at the door.
"Fuck... Moxx... Mills... Waking me up this early in the morning..." Blitzo thundered sounding cranky as they gave him blank looks.
"It's ten to noon Blitz." Moxxie informed him and Blitzo then looked to the alarm clock on the bedside table and he was right.
"Wow... Shit... Had another long lie... Do you need something?" Blitzo asked as they looked serious.
"Charlie said that you are to see her in her office." Moxxie then told him.
"Right now." Millie told him as Blitzo then gave a stretch.
"Okay... I will go there after I have had a nice cup and breakfast... What..." Blitzo then said as they then rushed and then grabbed his arms to drag him out of the bed and out of the room. "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!" Blitzo demanded trying to get himself free.
"Charlie made it clear that you were to see her right now and if force was required to make that happen..." Moxxie then informed him as Blitzo was open mouthed.
"Sorry Blitz; but the princess is our employer now and signs our paychecks..." Millie said apologetically as soon they were right outside of Charlie's office where she was standing and gave them a wave as there was Vaggie as well.
"Are you sure that you don't need my help on this Charlie?" Vaggie asked Charlie as Charlie gave her a thumbs up.
"Trust me Vaggie... I will be firm and treat this seriously." Charlie assured her and then waved to Moxxie and Millie. "Thank you Moxxie and Millie. You can go now. Blitz; we need to have quite a serious conversation right now." Charlie said as she then opened up the office door and Blitzo looked annoyed as she followed her in.
Blitzo sat down at the chair as Charlie took her place at the desk and cleared her breath. "You know Blitz... This is far from the first time that you slept in since you came here... Last week you needed to be shaken awake when a new cannibal patron was trying to eat the other patrons..." Charlie then said before giving a deep sigh.
"Okay... So I get too comfortable in my bed..." Blitzo then retorted as Charlie shook her head.
"Blitz; I understand that this is a change of circumstances for you... Being your own boss and what you went through in the trial... But I can't keep giving you unlimited chances and leeway... You are here as part of... COMMUNITY SERVICE... I'm sorry but those times are making up days added to your service here..." Charlie then said as Blitzo then groaned out.
"Great... Even longer before I can collect a paycheck..." Blitzo complained as Charlie gave him a look.
"Not only that but I have noticed that you all have submitted your tax reports and... Your one was forwarded to me specifically as I wanted to be on the up and up with my employees..." Charlie said as she got out some documents which had Blitzo groaned into his hand. Charlie then read out "said that you claimed 43 dependants... Including the very adult Loona..."
"Okay look... Some of my exes had kids of their own and I have before done my taxes while in a relationship so I thought that I would tick them off and... I kind of added them all in... Don't worry; never tried to claim for Octavia... Didn't want to risk getting shit if that was noticed..." Blitzo then explained as Charlie then stared at him.
"But 42 from your exes?" Charlie asked for clarification as he sighed.
Blitzo then explained "look Verosika wasn't the only succubus that I dated... Some of them had kids from going out in the human world and getting freaky with them... You would be surprised how many half human demons there are in Hell..."
Charlie frowned and sighed "okay now let's get onto what you claimed as business expenses..."
Blitzo then groaned at that.
"50 horse figurines?"
"Decorations for my personal office."
"Porn magazines?"
"Distract me while Moxxie complains to me about some shit."
"Luxury clothes from Velvette's catalogues?"
"Look our best if we had to go undercover in a human club."
"200 copies of Uncle Mammon's biography?"
"In case there is a cold day in Hell; we would have plenty of fuel for the fire."
"A horse riding session?"
"Look... I got carried away with that one but why grill me on that? I get that you're the ultimate king's daughter but so what if I did a little tax fraud... If you locked up every demon who cheats on their taxes then Hell's streets would be more empty than the human world did when they were on that lockdown..." Blitzo retorted as Charlie pinched her nose.
"Blitz... You are here on community service and what if it gets out that you were allowed to slack off on your sentence and was flaunting away on your taxes... No one would treat me seriously if that was being done on my watch..." Charlie said as Blitzo fought back a retort that hardly anyone in the Pride Ring takes her seriously anyway. He would be an ungrateful piece of shit to do that who stepped in and stopped him from being beheaded when it looked like his number was up. "I am willing to excuse the tax report... THIS ONE TIME... But you should know... Uncle Satan called me and when I admitted that you were a work on progress on your community service... Well... He suggested that an alternative punishment if you slack off too much during the time on your service... An idea that Uncle Mammon gave him..." Charlie said seriously shaking her head as Blitzo straightened up.
"Which would be..." Blitzo asked carefully now taking this a lot more seriously.
"Instead of serving as community service here; the time would be spent in the most high security prison in Hell..." Charlie then said as Blitzo then relaxed.
He then said "that's not so bad... I have done jail time before..."
"...With Emberlynn Pinkle as your cellmate." Charlie finished and Blitzo's face slowly fell to horror. "Plus he would have you both married as well." Charlie then said as Blitzo was now frozen at this.
"What..." he managed to force out.
"Yeah... Uncle Satan does weddings if you can believe it... He actually officiated my parents' wedding and has offered to do mine and Vaggie when the time comes." Charlie explained with an embarrassed look on her face at the last point. "So... What do you say?" Charlie asked seriously as Blitzo gulped.
"I will be taking this more seriously... No staying in too late on work days... I will be ready at the time and when you need me in an emergency..." Blitzo then said saluting as Charlie then smiled happy that she got through to him.
Charlie having to remind Blitzo that not only he is not his own boss anymore but he is at the hotel as part of a sentence. Plus if you have time to help add to it; I would appreciate if anyone can help with the folder for this story I have added to the original's TV Tropes page. I can understand if you all are busy but thanks anyway.