Family Guy Presents:

Peter Griffin and Brian Griffin as Wallace and Gromit

In

'TAMPERING WITH NATURE'

Hi, everyone. Requested by Amosclw, Peter and Brian are back as Wallace and Gromit to spoof more of their adventures – their Grand Adventures, to split hairs, starting with Episode One: Fright of the Bumblebees. Also, happy 35th anniversary, Wallace and Gromit, and happy 25th anniversary, Family Guy.

Note: I do not own either of these incredible animations. Wallace and Gromit were created by the animation genius Nick Park and Family Guy was created by the animation legend Seth MacFarlane.

Cast List

Peter Griffin as Wallace

Brian Griffin as Gromit

Lois Griffin as Felicity Flitt

Chris Griffin as Mr. Nutty (the squirrel bastard)

Carl as Major Crum

Meg Griffin as Major Crum's snail

Cleveland Brown as Mr. Paneer

Babs Pewterschmidt as Mrs. Gabberley

Carter Pewterschmidt as Mr. Gabberley

Joe Swanson as PC Dibbins

Bruce as Sniffer 3000

Bees

Donna Tubbs-Brown as Queen Bee Latifah

Glenn Quagmire as Quagmire Bee

Seamus as Seamus Bee

Mort Goldman as Mort Bee

Opie as Opie Bee

Greased-Up Deaf Guy as Greased-Up Deaf Bee

Dr. Hartman as Dr. Hartman Bee

Consuela as Consuela Bee

Herbert as the Pervert Bee

Jerome as Jerome Bee

Ida as Ida Bee

The Griffins, the Smiths, the Browns, the Swansons and Quagmire were feeling very sad, angry and bored. For a start, it was the last day of their vacation. They went to a private tropical island in the Caribbean that was owned by Lois Griffin's mega rich father, Carter Pewterschmidt. And the vacation couldn't have gone any better. The large house was big enough to be a mansion and it was big enough for everyone to have their own room and there was plenty of delicious food and clean water. It also had a large swimming pool with two big hot tubs and everyone spent a great deal of time there, to either swim or play pool games in the pool, relax in the hot tub or on the sunlounges near them to sunbathe or read their latest books.

As for the rest of the island, it had plenty of trees, bushes, plants and wildlife and it had a massive beautiful sandy beach where everyone could sunbathe or build sandcastles or dig for treasure. The beach was next to the sea where everyone could go swimming, snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, kite surfing and wind surfing. The private island also had a speedboat and everyone could ride in it or go water skiing or wakeboarding behind it and it had jet skis for them to go jet skiing.

As if the amazing vacation coming to an end wasn't sad enough, the boat that took them to the island in the first place and was meant to pick them up had sunk on the way to pick them up and the speedboat on the island couldn't been used because it had run out of fuel and there was no fuel left. They used all the fuel up for fun; they didn't save any for emergencies.

Then the house blew up because Quagmire's latest girlfriend Jenny, who was in her early twenties and was blonde, tried to sort out the electricity to provide heat for everyone to stay nice and warm until help arrived, but she tragically died while she did it and she got burned up along with the rest of the house after it caught fire.

As for the rest who were still alive, they had nowhere to sleep. They were no tents for them. They tried to build tents out of nature's resources, but they failed. And there was no food or clean water left in the house and was destroyed along with it and so everyone was very hungry and very thirsty. All they could do was build a giant fire and gather around it to make themselves nice and warm from it in the surprisingly cold air.

"What shall we do?" asked Peter, who was wearing his yellow tropical shirt and dark blue Hawaiian swim shorts. "What shall we do?"

"For Christ's sake, Peter!" snapped Lois, who was wearing her strapless purple one-piece swimsuit. "You asked that (bleep) question a hundred times and still no one knows the (bleep) answer! We tried everything we could in our power and control! There's nothing more we can do!"

"Yeah, and we have nothing to do!" complained Francine, who was wearing her red bikini.

"What do you call sitting around this large campfire then, Francine?" Brian asked.

That got Francine. "Well, I suppose that is doing something."

"Well, at least we're nice and warm," said Donna, who was wearing her white bikini.

"If only we had marshmallows," said Cleveland Brown Jr., wearing his light green swim shorts. "Then we could have had something to eat."

"Well, whose fault is it that the marshmallows had disappeared, Chubbs?" snapped Rallo, wearing his white t-shirt and red swim shorts.

"I was hungry!" Cleveland Jr. snapped back.

"Guys! Guys!" Quagmire yelled, wearing his light blue tropical shirt and light brown shorts. "We're all upset about getting stuck on this island. We just need to keep ourselves occupied with something to take our minds of it."

"Like what?" asked Steve, wearing his yellow swim shorts.

"Like an activity," Quagmire replied.

"I have a gun," said Stan, who was wearing an orange tropical shirt and black shorts. "I can go hunting."

"So can I!" Joe screamed, getting a gun from his wheelchair.

"What?" cried Hayley, wearing her yellow bikini. "And hurt nature's beautiful creatures?"

Stan laughed sarcastically. "Nice try, Hayley, but you can't guilt trip us like that. You'll have to do better than that."

"Oh, I will," Hayley said dangerously. "Just you wait and see."

"We can all play a game," Cleveland Jr. said. "Like hide and seek."

"I don't think anyone else is in the mood for any game, Junior," said Cleveland, wearing his orange swim shorts.

"Or we can all have sex with everyone," Quagmire said. "Oh, giggity giggity goo!"

"Pass!" Everyone said, much to Quagmire's disappointment.

"Well, we ain't got no TV, no movie theater, no video games, no radio, nothing!" moaned Roger Smith, wearing a long redhead wig and a coconut bra and a grass skirt.

"We don't even have any books to read," said Meg, wearing her pink bikini.

Everyone else cheered to that.

"How about singing?" suggested Bonnie, wearing her purple bikini.

Everyone tried to sing their favorite songs, but they were all failing and it was upsetting everyone instead of cheering them up.

"Does anyone have any stories to tell?" Meg asked.

"I do," Peter said. "Here's a story about a kitten that gets dumped by her owner and she goes on many adventures in London and sing many songs and meets –"

"This isn't the 2019 movie version of Cats, is it, Peter?" Brian asked, growling.

"Yup," Peter replied.

"Pass!" everyone exclaimed.

"I have a kick ass story," Stan said. "It's all about robots from a galaxy and King Arthur and Merlin and –"

"This story sounds like Transformers: The Last Knight to me," Steve said.

"It is," Stan said proudly.

"Pass!" everyone yelled.

"How about this story?" suggested Jeff, wearing his green swim shorts. "It stars Elizabeth Banks, Kristen Bell, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet –"

"Movie 43, Jeff?" Hayley asked.

"How did you know, babe?" Jeff asked.

"Pass!" everyone cried.

"I got one," Meg said. "It's about a young boy who struggles with his life and his family and he survives his childhood by making movies and –"

"Meg, this isn't The Fabelmans, is it?" Lois asked.

"Spielberg's own semi-autobiographical movie?" Peter asked.

"That's right," Meg said.

"Pass!" everyone cried.

Then they all kept on suggesting ideas for stories to tell, but none of them could get everyone interested to listen to them. There was only Chris left.

"Well, I do have a story," said Chris, who was wearing his dark blue swim shorts.

"What's it about?" asked Roberta, wearing her pink bikini.

"It features flowers and bees and music and robot mice and Wallace and Gromit," Chris said.

"Wow!" everyone cried. "More Wallace and Gromit!"

"But, Chris," Peter said. "We've already done all the Wallace and Gromit films."

"We haven't done Vengeance Most Fowl yet, Dad," Meg said. "And we haven't done Cracking Contraptions or World of Inventions or the video games Project Zoo or The Grand Getaway or those graphic novels or –"

Peter laughed rudely. "Oh, Meg. Why you think you're so smart and beautiful is beyond me."

"And we haven't done more of Shaun the Sheep either, especially his two successful movies," Roger said.

"And we haven't done their Grand Adventures games," Chris said. "That's the story I'm telling, starting with Episode 1: The Phantom Menace."

"Don't you mean Episode 1: Fright of the Bumblebees, Chris?" Meg asked.

"I know what I'm talking about!" Chris snapped. "I'm the storyteller here!"

"Well, start telling the story already!" Roger snapped. "We don't have all night!"

Then Chris calmed himself down and began to tell everyone the story of Fright of the Bumblebees…