Where Am I?

by LogicNoLogic

I'm sure I died! But why am I seeing winged people walking on clouds? Is this heaven? No! this is... One Piece... I recognized Gan Fall. My eyes shone brightly...One Piece World! Weird Weather&Islands...Sea Kings... Pirates and Adventures. But what's with my weird body? And Did he say I have Short-Term Memory Loss? Will this stop me? Hell NO I'm here World!.. I jumped from Skypiea.

59. Author's Manipulation

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Side Story: Author's Manipulation

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On a beach, two figures can be found fighting, one is an old man holding a long-handled hammer- Naguri. The other figure is moving too fast for the naked eye, but it can be visible when his attacks are blocked by Naguri.

"You can't hit me, Noshi," Naguri grinned, as he swiped the hammer *bang* sent the figure flying.

"Ouch!" the figure cried, standing up. The dust cleared to reveal a monkey, wearing denim overalls, a red tie, and a pair of round glasses. Dragging a similarly long-handled hammer, pushing the glasses up, "Goodbye!" it spoke.

Naguri sighed, "How do I know in what meaning you speak? Using only those ten words, Noshi!" in frustration.

My glass gleamed, as my Iris moved calculatingly, once again I vanished before gunshots were heard around Naguri, which he calmly dodged. Putting away the two revolvers made of Adam wood, using Naguri's inappropriate posture, I launched another round of assault using, a hammer, its handle, my tail, etc. I was caught after some minutes, "I even fought against Roger, What can a pipsqueak like you do?" Naguri bragged. I rolled my eyes at his bragging.

*Thunk* Naguri got hit in the forehead by the bullet I fired in closed range using my feet- monkey's feet are similar to hands. Well, the pistol's made of wood, so it's not lethal yet when using a small amount of gunpowder.

"Gah!" Naguri dropped me rubbing his forehead in pain. Seeing the bulge on his forehead, I ran away without looking back.

"DUMB! Get back here, Noshi!" Naguri yelled, chasing me.

"Hahahaha!" I laughed, reached the forest, and disappeared using the trees. Yeah, It's me... the unfortunate Author, who got Self-Inserted *BAH!* transmigrated into his own story for manipulating it... just to give you guys an awesome experience. I have been in this world for four months... or five...? I adapted to this world as well as my body... Wait a minute? Why am I explaining to you guys? I'm not an author anymore. Figure it out yourself.

I soon reached a tree covered in vines. Pushing the vine, I saw a tree hole. A signboard hung above it [Dumb O Might's (15 x 15)secret Room. Access: Dumb] Entering the hole, I found myself in a 15x15 room.

Putting away the hammer near the entrance, I placed the wooden revolvers on the table. And there are many weird gadgets piled into one corner. Placing the eyeglasses on the bedside table, I slumped on the bed.

There are many papers, leaves, clothes, etc. can be seen with something written on it signed by - L̸͓̈́Ò̶͓g̶͔̈́i̸͖̅c̴̟͠N̴̦̋ô̸͍L̴͓̇o̶̠̎g̶̹̎i̸̗͊c̴̲͐ RBOB.

Some are

[Slaving for others- 'Minion' Achievement Unlocked.

Reward: Minion's 'Denim Overalls']

[An eye for an eye- 'Mr. Bean' Achievement Unlocked.

Reward: Bean's 'Red Tie']

[Butterfingers- 'Nobita' Achievement Unlocked.

Reward: Doremon Nobita's 'Round Eyeglasses']

[Electric Punch- "Are you guys trying to find their usage? I'm not an Author, guess it yourself," I scoffed. "If you want to blame, then blame RBOB- readymade for this," I grinned.

"John took Mo along and I don't know what they are doing," I muttered. "Didn't I get thrown here just to find what happened in the Goa Kingdom?... If only there was a way to monitor them from here..." I lamented as I spotted my 'Nobita's 'Round Eyeglasses'. 'Drone? Yeah, Why didn't I think of it?" I slapped my head. "Did Mo repair the spider drone and bat drone? That I broke?" I wondered, but I need a proper setup.

I hopped up and rushed out of the base, then added words to the signboard [Dumb O Might's (15 x 15) secret Room with advanced computer, battery, and signal tower. Access: Dumb] the sign board flashed.

"I don't know how long it will be on Cooldown," I muttered, entering the tree hole. As my vision cleared, I saw a huge monitor occupying a wall. I rubbed my hands excitedly, "It's perfect for an Otaku," I switched on the computer.

"Damn! I don't have an internet," I facepalmed, looking at the empty desktop.

"*sigh* Forget it!" I went out and sneaked back to the beach, cheered at Naguri's absence, and went into Mo's workshop where he tinkered with machines and stuff. Soon, I spotted the drone combining the spider drone and bat drone, that John got on the mysterious floating island.

I shivered recalling the scene after I broke it accidentally. "It's fine, Mo will fix it... Right?" John asked with a sickeningly sweet smile that brought a shiver down our spine. So Mo jumped into the path of learning machinery, electronics, and software... Why didn't I learn it? Because John plans for Mo to learn and unlock a password-protected file.

"At least, I got glasses with an ability of Photographic Memory," I sighed, picking up the drone and rushing back to my secret base. Totally missed Naguri returning with three imps, a freckled one, a blond, and a straw hat-wearing one.

At the base, I connected the drone to my computer and signal tower. The drone can fly, skitter, and swing... Yeah, added Bag-E's grappling hook system to it... thin, strong line. Here Bag-E is the original one, the robot... not a portable vehicle. Gah... Why am I explaining...?

I placed it out of the secret base, controlled it excitedly, and soon mastered its controls. Skittering, and swinging through the forest, I reached the edge of the forest... overlooking Grey Terminal... the mountain of trash, thick black filth accumulated on the ground, dirty water flow, flies flying around, mice running around... I can smell the stench even through the screen, cooling my excitement.

Pressing a button, the drone retracted the spider legs and popped bat-shaped wings. Controlling to fly high, I got a full view of Grey Terminal... even in this environment; I saw people living, dressed in shabby clothes, like a walking dead, living in this filthy foul-smelling environment, souring my mood further.

"This is a garbage dump, a garbage dump where only rotting garbage is," I muttered, "and this is caused by people." I controlled the drone to fly higher, seeing the contrast between people inside and outside the wall. Learning about it from manga & anime is one thing, seeing it in real life is another.

Flying the drone around the Grey Terminal to understand the situation while searching for John. Soon, I found an anomaly on the edge of the forest at the base of Mt. Colubo. Controlling the drone, I flew over curiously, to see less garbage density, and people actively clearing it. The people here are clean and their eyes are lively.

This piqued my interest, and I controlled the drone to fly along the trail of people and reached a gathering place. It is at the very edge connecting the Mountain and sea. Mountain spring freshwater flows slowly down the mountain, sea breeze blows away the little smell.

This gathering is slowly in the process of becoming a village. The people use some intact garbage and wood from the forest to build houses. Ironically, the huge garbage mountain perfectly hides this place from the eyes of the so-called authorities, who are not as useful as some garbage. I quickly spotted Mo working among them. Others showed respect and admiration for him. What the hell...? There are nearly 100 people gathered here. Soon John emerged from the forest dragging a huge wild Boar. Some people hurried to help, then skinned, cleaned, and cooked it. Others lined up to get their share, then filled their stomach then resumed their work.

Their work is to burn the landfills and useless garbage, then sort out the useful ones and exchange them for food, clothing, etc. These useful ones are smuggled back to the city and sold to get daily necessities, medicines, etc. and it forms a cycle. Except for relying on John for food, they survive on their own. But it seems it is only temporary since I noticed they are reclaiming the land to farm. They even form professions like barber, cook, butcher, etc.

"So, this is what John is doing? Is this the beginning of his 'Odd Jobs Gin' company?" I wondered, remembering this company, which I added on whim.

"I will go there tomorrow," I decided, controlling the drone to return to 'Beach House', only to spot three uninvited guests. "Huh? Luffy joined those two? That bastard Ace is finally here! See how I put holes on your back," I gritted, landing the drone and then hurried out of my secret base.

Reaching the beach, my eyes zoomed in on Ace, who seemed to be quarreling with Sabo, and Luffy. Recalling all the torture I endured in John's hand because of being pushed by Ace, my anger reached its peak. Furious, I rushed barreling straight into Ace knocking him, ignoring the startled cry of Sabo and Luffy, "Bastard!" I yelled, in anger I spoke words other than the ten words, allowed by Mr. Bean's Tie. Before anyone could react, I took my revolver and shot at Ace's back twelve times.

"AAHHH!/ NOOOO! /ACCCEE!" Ace's cry of pain, Sabo's cry of rage, and Luffy's cry of despair alerted Naguri, who rushed over and held me.

Ace rolled in pain as Sabo and Luffy rushed to check on him, "Oi! Are you alright?/ *Wah!* Ace don't die." they cried.

I struggled in Naguri's grip, staring at Ace's condition, and smirked, but this amount of pain was not enough. "Don't be dramatic. It's just a Toy gun, Noshi" Naguri rolled his eyes.

Sabo and Luffy's cry halted and looked at Naguri speechlessly, then looked at Ace rolling on the floor. "Which bastard sneak attacked me?" Ace roared, jumping up angrily, looking around and grinning in pain.

Sabo and Luffy blinked before Luffy latched on to Ace, "Ace, you are alive *wuwuwuwu* I thought..." he blabbered. "OW! ow! ow! ow! Get down, it hurts," Ace cried.

"Wow! There is a circle on your back, hahaha!" Sabo, who went to examine the injury, laughed.

'Hmph! I thought about making him into a Donut,' I scoffed, as Naguri loosened his hold. I hopped up from the ground, as Sabo inserted himself between Ace and me vigilantly.

Ace spotted me, "It's You!" he yelled. "You are that stupid monkey," he added, as I glared at him. "Why did you attack me, bastard?" he demanded.

"That day you pushed me to the devil who tortured me all these days. You traitor," I yelled, which Luffy surprisingly translated, We looked at him in surprise. 'Voice of all things,' but why is it working on me?' I wondered.

"What devil? They are clearly looking for you," Ace protested, as if I wronged him.

"Calm Down! Let's sit and talk," Sabo ended our quarrel and suggested.

We calmed down, as I explained how John 'torture' me to them as Luffy translated.. "Isn't it just a training? Besides, my grandpa's training is also similar to this," Ace complained, as Luffy nodded in approval.

"Did I ask for training?" I began... I swallowed my words, looking at Ace and Luffy's unlovable look. We sat in silence, "Anyway, it's Ace's fault for pushing him," Luffy spoke breaking the silence.

"Why you...?" Ace glared. "He trusted his back, but you betrayed him,'' Luffy replied stubbornly.

"Anyway, he got his revenge. So, now it's even. Just look at Ace's back. Hahahaha!" Sabo laughed, remembering us.

"Damn you..." Ace flushed in anger/embarrassment. "Shihihihi!" Luffy also joined in the laugh.

"You make me embarrassed whenever I meet you, Thigh pendant," Ace mocked, remembering it.

"What's that!" Others asked curiously.

"No!" I yelled, pouncing on him to prevent him from speaking. Then we began to brawl. Luffy joined in for fun and dragged Sabo accidentally. We panted as we lay on our back. "Oi! Where is John?" Sabo asked.

"Did you know him?" Naguri asked curiously.

"Yeah! It's a long story. " Sabo and Ace shuddered, remembering a devil-like figure and 'that' song.

"We helped him steal a printer from marine,'' Ace interjected, not wanting to recall his black material.

"Oh! The one he used to print books for Mo," Naguri recalled.

"I know where John is," I wrote, on a board. "I will take you tomorrow. Don't be surprised then," I added.

"Ok! We still need to thank him," Sabo replied seriously.

"Yeah! before that I... No... we need to do something, first thing tomorrow," Ace replied, eyes glinting.

"Hmm! Something is wrong? Where is Luffy?" Sabo asked as we looked around to see Luffy gobbling the food. We quickly hopped up and rushed, "Oi! That's mine/ Leave some for us," yelling, We fought for the food, and filled our stomachs. The difference is that at that time I stood outside the brawl, and now I'm participating in the brawl, which shows my growth.

The next day, I woke up and found the three missing. I shrugged and walked out to find Naguri tinkering with the ship. This ship is bigger than the one from the anime, "Teddy!" I spoke one of the words allowed by the Tie to get his attention. [Since the ship is built. Are you leaving?] I signed.

"I thought about it, but John asked me for help. So after helping him, I will probably leave, Noshi," he replied uncertainly.

"Hey! Might!" I heard Luffy to see him rushing happily with Ace and Sabo trailing behind.

"Do you know what we did?" Luffy began excitedly. "We shared sake and became brothers," he yelled.

"Don't run idiot," Ace reprimanded Luffy.

"You are a Mean brother," Luffy stuck his tongue out.

"Luffy! Here is your hat," Sabo placed the straw hat on Luffy's head.

"He is a gentle brother," Luffy made a face at Ace.

'It seems yesterday's Ace's 'near-death' experience must have changed his mind, and they reconciled.' I deduced, and am proud, that I'm part of the reason. 'Wait! Where is my reward?' I reacted, waiting for something to fly and slap on my face, but nothing happened.

"We decided to become captain of our own ship," Luffy explained. "Hmm! Might, why don't you join my crew?" he asked. I looked at him blankly, 'Like Hell! And say goodbye to my Leisure life?' I scoffed.

"No!" I denied it as Luffy withered. "Ask John! He plans to become a pirate," I added, as my eyes gleamed mischievously. 'I will send you what you are avoiding. This is payback.' I grinned.

"Really! Awesome," Luffy exclaimed, Ace and Sabo asked Luffy since they couldn't understand me.

"If you tell them, they will snatch John to be their crewmate," I warned before Luffy spoke.

Luffy hurriedly closed his mouth, "No! I'm not telling," and replied. The brothers pressed Luffy to speak, but he stubbornly kept mum.

Ignoring their bickering, I went to eat, "Let's meet John," I announced, after eating the breakfast prepared by Naguri. Then I brought the three into the forest towards the direction of the settlement I found yesterday. Along the way, we hunted some wild animals, at my reminder. Since I only saw the direction from the air, I didn't know the situation inside the forest, so it became the obstacle, for the three... I'm a monkey, so what will be an obstacle for me in the forest?

Soon, we found a trail and followed it. I heard the sound of people working, and my ears pricked up, and then rushed out of the forest, followed by the three.

"Wow!/Huh?/Where is this?" the three exclaimed in surprise at the sudden appearance of a human settlement.

"Why haven't I found this place?" Sabo exclaimed since he lived here for a few months.

"Let's go!" Ace eagerly dragged the wild game and walked forward.

People around looked at them but didn't show any hostility. They made a fence around the settlement to prevent wild animals from attacking. We registered our name at the entrance and entered the settlement.

A man walked towards us, "Huh? Aren't you guys... Ace and Sabo? Mad Dogs that kill and eat tiger?" he exclaimed, spotting our prey. "Do you want to exchange meat with anything?" a man asked.

"No, we are here for John. Is he here?" Sabo asked, looking around at the busy people.

"Don't know! I will take you to Mo," he replied, motioning for us to follow. "Are you his friends?" he asked, curiously.

Ace and Sabo nodded, "He is my crewmate," Luffy blurted, as we all stared at him in shock. 'You rubber-brained idiot,' I face-palmed. "Like he will agree to be under you!" Ace sneered.

"Yeah! There is no way he will agree," Sabo nodded.

"Don't lie! You guys just want to snatch him away from me," Luffy accused.

"No way!" they yelled in denial. 'Joke! We are in the debit of 100 million to him, like we will ask him to be on our crew,' they thought.

[Huh? You are here? How did you find this place?] Mo voiced in my mind, Ace and Sabo looked around vigilantly.

"Wow! Someone is speaking in my head," Luffy exclaimed.

"*Scoff* Don't act mysterious and come out," I screeched. I can't speak human, but speaking with other monkeys is easy.

Soon, I saw a monkey wearing a tools belt, and safety goggles over his head, appeared. [Yo! How is this place? Awesome right?] Mo proudly asked. [Hmm! who are they?] he asked, looking at Ace and others.

"You are pretentious. Do you need a beating?" I rubbed my fist.

[*scoff* I will solve you just with my thoughts] Mo scoffed, disregarding my threat.

"Are you the one speaking inside my head?" Luffy asked, eyes twinkling in excitement. Mo looked amused at his reaction [Yes] and replied, looking at him curiously.

"Where is John?" Ace asked impatiently.

Mo observed him and replied [I'm afraid he is not here] Luffy wilted again. [He left early morning and said something about going on an undercover mission.] Mo revealed. Luffy became star-eyed, "Awesome!" and exclaimed.

"When will he be back?" Sabo inquired.

[Don't know, he said it depends on the process. ] Mo shrugged.

[Feel at home! You can use that shack during your stay] Mo pointed at one of the 'good looking buildings'.

I sighed in relief at hearing John's absence because I had been acting dumb in front of him. I will shiver in fright, walk clumsily, have a wooden expression, etc. to get myself out of his radar. It's such a pain to act like that. I'm glad he is not here.

[Everyone here needs to work or trade for resources] Mo explained the current situation. We saw a building bustling with activities, where people come and exchange or purchase things.

"Here, we brought some meat," Sabo reacted instantly. "We will use it to rent that place," he added. Ace looked at him in surprise.

"No, my meat," Luffy cried in disbelief.

"We will get more later," Ace comforted.

[Hey, Dude! Come here] Mo called, A man hurriedly arrived.

He scanned everyone, then his eyes fell on the Wild games we hunted. "Are they here to trade? What do they need?" he asked.

[No, arrange for this to cook. It's fees for renting] Mo explained, as that man nodded.

[By the way, his name is Dude. He is responsible for all the internal matters in this camp. You can contact him for anything] Mo introduced the man, and we nodded and introduced ourselves. Well, mostly Sabo does the talking, we just follow along.

Pointing at the man who brought us to him [Then he is Guy, responsible for security, and there is Fella, who is responsible for external things like contacting outsiders, selling the goods, collecting tasks, etc. If you want anything from town, contact Fella] Mo added, as we stood dumbfounded.

'What the hell kind of name are they? Aren't they perfunctory? Dude, Guy, and Fella?' I scoffed in disbelief, totally forgetting that his name was Dumb.

"... internal administrator, security, and foreign..." I vaguely heard Sabo muttering.

With Dude leading, we entered that bustling building named 'Task Center'. We can place Tasks or Find tasks to do on a large board, [It looks chaotic. Soon it will be standardized] Mo clarified.

"You don't need to act as if you are brilliant. I know your true color," I sneered mockingly.

[Shut Up! I'm doing it because I can] Mo retorted, proudly/shamelessly.

"Sabo, what is the plan?" Ace asked Sabo, looking stern.

"Yeah! How can you give my meat?" Luffy demanded, hands on his hips.

"Look at this place... It is safe, we need a place to stay other than Tree House," Sabo explained, as Ace looked thoughtfully surveying the people.

"Fine, Whatever," Ace shrugged, agreeing silently.

[You can join Dude, Guy, or Fella to work, or just hunt wild animals to exchange] Mo added, arriving at the reception of the Task House. [But I heard John mention something about bringing someone to act as a teacher, to teach the kids] Mo added.

Ace frowned, and Sabo's eyes sparkled, Luffy, "Can I eat it?" asked stupidly. 'I can probably guess who the teacher will be. Isn't there a readymade one in Windmill Village Library?' I thought.

Mo rummaged behind the table and took four cloth bags. [Here are some daily necessities] Mo introduced, handing them to us.

The other three opened them to check. "Why are you also giving me one? I will return to 'Beach House'. Besides, Like hell, I will miss the opportunities to live a leisurely life with 'him' absent," I sneered.

[Why are you so against him? He is... Fine! He is an asshole alright... Look; he left me, a monkey, in charge of the place where crooks and beggars gather] Mo relented, looking annoyed to my amusement.

[On top of it, he asked me to be ready to crack a password-protected file on his wrist computer] Mo complained, my heart skipped a beat hearing this.

"I warn you, don't crack that folder. It's dangerous and will make John more reckless," I warned solemnly. Come on! Seriously! Do you think that after John reads that 'Secret of World' folder, and finds he is in a novel, will he be calm?

[Why? How do you know it?] Mo asked, in disbelief.

Seeing his disbelief/suspicion, "I warned you, It's your choice to follow. Don't come and cry to me later," I scoffed.

[Are you the one who will get 'trained' by him, If I delay?] Mo yelled stubbornly. I shuddered. Because of the so-called training, my pain tolerance skyrocketed. No one would think that a monkey who shrieked in pain because of a scratch, could now pass an electric current through his body.

'Yeah! I'm trying to learn Electro. Why only Minks can create Electro? I also have fur, I can also create static electricity... Why Am I explaining? Gah! I'm acting just like John,' I complained, cutting off my thoughts.

"You go and do your 'busy' stuff," I mocked, walking towards the Task Board. Behind, Ace and Sabo are trying to prevent Luffy from eating their ration.

"Hmm! What tasks are there?Let's see- *planch*" a paper slapped on my face. Seeing the familiar thing, I read the words written on it...

[Yo! I slept and missed your action... I need to rewind to watch it... Be glad I did that or you would have missed the reward... Hahaha!

Fix the broken relationship- 'Fix-It Felix' Achievement Unlocked

Reward: Hammer of Felix Jr

Description: Explore it yourself

Location: Find it yourself

- L̸͓̈́Ò̶͓g̶͔̈́i̸͖̅c̴̟͠N̴̦̋ô̸͍L̴͓̇o̶̠̎g̶̹̎i̸̗͊c̴̲͐ RBOB]

"This Lazy bastard..." I cursed, putting away the paper safely. As for the hammer, it will be found when needed. "It's because of irresponsible guys like this... many unfortunate situations happen," I gritted, looking in the direction of the city. Recalling the view showing the difference between Gray Terminal and the town through a drone.

"I can't do anything to that 'bastard' but I can do it to these assholes," I raged.

"No! I need to enjoy a leisurely life," I remembered, but what about those bastards? I scratched my head, annoyed, when I spotted Sabo... Then an idea sparked... Why should I do this personally? Isn't there a profession specialized in doing this job?

Although the Revolutionary Army is not perfect, with some slight 'manipulation', they can do better than the original. 'But how to manipulate?' I wondered, then spotted the Task board in front of me.

"That's It!" I snapped my fingers in excitement. "I'm going to rely on my previous profession and write a book," I decided. "Content? Isn't there a perfect way to gather it?" I looked at the Task board, eyes glinting.

[What content?] Mo asked, appearing out of nowhere, startling me.

"Shit!" I jumped in fear. "Asshole!" I scolded, patting my beating heart.

[Hmph! Coward] Mo scoffed.

"Grrr! You are calling me a coward?!" I sneered.

Diverting the topic [Forget it! What do you mean by content?] Mo asked curiously.

"Nothing! I thought this place could be used to collect information," I revealed. "Some of it can be printed as a newspaper or sold for a high price," I explained.

[Why do we even need it?] Mo asked suspiciously.

"It will be useful. You will see later," I muttered thoughtfully. "To do that, you need to attract employees who can provide tasks. So, we need to expand the business outside," I deduced.

[I know, John has already prepared for it] Mo grinned, slapping a paper on the table. I leaned in to read...

[Odd jobs! Odd jobs! Do you need help? Approach us.

If you want to...

catch a criminal, go to the Marines,

catch a pirate, go to bounty hunters,

do something illegal, reach the underworld,

do Odd Jobs, approach us, we are Odd Jobs Gin,

we are Odd Jobs Gin, we do odd jobs.

p.s. the name is temporary, we will change it when we get an appropriate name.]

"Is he for real? It's awful," I yelled in embarrassment, pointing at the pamphlet. 'Damn! Even though I wrote it in the previous chapter on a whim, seeing the real one makes me awkward.' I blushed.

[I can't do anything about it. It's John's order] Mo shrugged.

Unable to look at the word, I diverted the topic. "Arrange those three guys well," I added, glancing at the trio.

[Who are they? You seem to care about them?] Mo asked, "They are important charac *ahem* guys. They are John's friends," I added.

"If they come to you for a job, then send the blonde to Dude and appoint him as a receptionist in the Task Center. Send the freckle one to teach Guy and the other security teams on how to hunt in the wild," I instructed.

[Why should I listen to you? And why use brats to work?] Mo complained. I squinted at him dangerously. [Fine...! But what about the straw hat one?] Mo relented.

"You take care of him," I grinned mischievously.

[What? Why should I?] Mo screamed in my mind.

"Because he is also a Devil Fruit user. Teach him how to use it properly. Besides...," If John joins Straw Hat, then you will also board Luffy's ship.

[What?] Mo asked, looking at my silence.

Snapping out of thoughts, "Nothing! I thought of something. You go finish your work, you won't be free from tomorrow," I shooed him.

Remembering the thought of writing a book, 'Let's formulate a plan. Huh? Why am I suddenly doing this? Wasn't my plan to live a leisurely life? Why am I manipulating people left and right? Why did I decide to write a book?' I thought, frustrated.

'Do I have a disease that will make me restless if I don't manipulate someone?' I lamented at the arrangement I just made.

[Where do you think you are going? After piling more work on me?] Mo's angry voice sounded in my mind.

I turned around, "Just mind your..." and got tongue-tied looking up at a hulking seven-foot Mo. [Come with me and do the job] the hulking Mo yelled, punching me in the head. I fell dizzy, "Damn! How dare you use your devil fruit power on me?" I roared.

[Shut up] Mo yelled and dragged me by my overalls.

"What happened? Why did the stupid monkey fall down suddenly and yell something?" Ace looked bewildered. "It's really a stupid monkey," Ace shook his head in amusement.

"No! Didn't you hear clearly? Might yelled something about Devil Fruit, that monkey used devil fruit power on him," Sabo deduced, "Besides, how can we hear his voice in our head?" He added.

"Who cares? When will John arrive?" Luffy pestered, impatiently.

"*sigh* let's go check out the new house they provided," Sabo announced, ignoring Luffy's tantrum. "We will come tomorrow and see if there is any job to do," he added.

"I still prefer to hunt in the forest," Ace complained, dragging Luffy along, walking towards their assigned building, completely oblivious that their next day's litenary was planned by someone.

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[...This world is completely decayed, only by completely breaking the old system, and creating a new system, we break this rotten world and use it to create a new world.

If the world needs to be changed... Revolution, Only Revolution can succeed.

As a revolutionary, one must fight for liberation.

So, for a revolution to be successful, proper research and investigation should be carried out. Only by gathering proper information, any action can be taken.

How do we conduct research? Before the investigation, we must first determine the purpose of the research, and then determine the place and direction of the research according to the purpose.

First of all, we want to determine what the research is for. For the revolution? Too broad, this is the ultimate goal, the direct role of the research is to help us better understand the world, system, people's livelihood, economy, and other aspects of the problem, and then from these problems, to judge, how to carry out the revolution.

For example, who is our enemy? Who are our friends? This is the primary question of the revolution.

In a big way, Draco is our absolute enemy. What about the world government? The Navy? Especially in the modern navy, many of them are people who have been harmed by pirates to join the navy for the sake of justice in their hearts, that is to say, the first driving force for joining the navy is justice which is to protect the people from being harmed by pirates.

And then there's the second point for this purpose, to compromise with a world government that can provide military spending.

Of course, the naval organization is huge, and many of them join with a variety of purposes, some for the sake of status and wealth, some go to extremes, and link justice to world government, So more investigation is needed.

Then from which direction to revolutionize, for example, which group in this world do you think is most likely to rebel against the world government? You will probably think of slaves.

Then Why? Slaves are the most miserable group in the world and the lowest group. But will slaves become the strongest force to resist the world government? You can't answer that question, because you don't know the proportion of slaves in the whole world. Which is why I say that without research, there is no voice.

Then another question, which of the slaves are slaves because of their families, which are the slaves composed of people who have died in the country, and which are the slaves of captured pirates, and which of them has a stronger will to resist?

Which has the stronger will to resist between slaves and commoners. One is a slave who has lost hope, and the other is a peasant who has a wife and children but cannot eat enough and starves to death at any time?

Peasants and workers, if one is an ignorant peasant and the other is a learned worker who deeply understands the nature of his exploitation, which has a stronger will to resist? How should we distinguish between a cruel king and a righteous king, and how will we distinguish between them?

This is the importance of research. Many people feel that they know enough about the world, but in fact, many people's judgments about the world are full of subjective imagination.

Especially for revolutionaries, who are themselves transcendent of some classes, it is useless to just talk about revolution.

If revolutionaries do not know how much grain is in an acre of land, how much taxes are collected, how much is a piece of bread, what are the minimum daily expenses of a civilian family, and how much can a civilian adult earn in a day?

If you don't even know this, what qualifications do you have to talk about revolutionizing the vast number of oppressed people?

Therefore, we need to investigate, go to work in the fields to know the grain production, go to the workers' places of work to know the workers' wages, talk to the people up close, collect information, and understand their feelings about the current situation.

"To practice, to investigate, to reform, this is what revolutionaries should do."

In the same way, peaceful places, the economy, and people's livelihoods should not be destroyed. There are many things that need to be learned. Revolutionaries should not only know how to overthrow the nobility but also know how to establish a healthy country and order.

Our purpose is not to overthrow the existing order and cause chaos, our purpose is to break the dark system of order and establish a better order.

"Learn through investigation, improve in practice, and finally give back to the people"]

"But here I am in the closed door, writing a book," I muttered, stopped writing. 'What? Are you surprised? That I wrote the above words? Hahahahah?' I laughed. 'Am I awesome?' I asked smugly.

'Just Kidding! Where can I have such a literary talent? I just copied it from somewhere. Hehehe!' I giggled, happily.

Spotting the pile of papers nearby, 'Even though I didn't investigate personally, I can get whatever info I want,' I thought, sorting out the details of various papers.

"Task center is very useful. And Sabo can assign proper tasks according to my requirement," I sighed, closing the file named 'The survey of Goa Kigdom'. It contains details of the investigation of the political division of Goa Kingdom, including the Royal capital, and twenty small villages around/in the mountain. Details of transportation, commerce, and production relations of Goa Kingdom. I need to organize this into a finished product that is simple, concise, and clear, down to the core.

'Man! It's a lot of work. Why did I even consider writing a book?' I complained as usual.

Placing the pen aside, I stretched, "... geezer, Are you willing or not?" John's bickering could be heard. I sighed. It's been like this for the past few days since John returned from his so-called undercover mission.

"Get Lost! Noshi! Do you want to work my old bones to death?" Naguri retorted.

"Are you for real? Shitty geezer! You are building a ship to sail back to the sea!" John tapped his legs impatiently.

"AH! There! You see! I have to sail, so I can't help you, Noshi!" Naguri grinned.

"Ugh! You bastard!" John yelled, as his blue-bordered Iris glared at Naguri. I stepped out of the 'beach house' to see this scene, and Mo nearby, ignoring them tinkering with a Tab...? Oh! It's John's watch as his hand flies across the screen. Oh no! Is he really cracking the pass... "Heh! You can travel to the sea, you can also help me. It won't affect each other," John sneered, eyes glinting mischievously.

"Hmph! Anyway, I won't be in charge of those crooks, besides they are occupying the land illegally, Noshi!" Naguri denied, stubbornly. "Let Mo continue to take care of them. He is already experienced, Noshi. Besides, he learned all the things, no different from humans," Naguri suggested.

[You stupid old man. Do you speak like a man? If my hands are not full, you will experience an excruciating nightmare. Hmph!] Mo roared. [Besides! I'm a MONKEY, I can only manage to a certain extent... Who knows that a small settlement will become a village... It's all to blame those three imps... Oops! I nearly failed] Mo complained and focused on the Tab. 'Asshole! always using his mind's power to attack others. Just wait! Until I learn Haki,' I complained.

Ignoring Mo, "Hehe! Geezer, What did you say? Illegal land?" John sneered. Naguri had a bad feeling. "What do you think I have been doing these past days?" John asked, smugly.

Rolling my eyes, 'Don't we all know, What you were doing? Everyone knows... *Bleeh* I won't explain to you guys,' I thought.

John suddenly looked at me, "Shitty Dumb! Did you mock me? And who are you speaking to...?" and asked suspiciously. I stiffened in fear, and my fur was drenched in sweat.

"Are you an idiot? Noshi! DUMB is Dumb, how can he speak?" Naguri interrupted, getting John's attention. "Besides, Don't I know? You were working under that Noble Outlook," Naguri sneered. I sighed in relief. 'This is another reason I act dumb in front of him, because I totally forget that he can also break the fourth wall. That's why I'm preventing him from learning the details of 'that' file,' I lamented, squinting at the busy Mo, and then sneaked towards him.

"What? That's my undercover plan. If it wasn't for those three imps... It's fine if they dine and dash, but ruining my plan by recognizing me in front of Outlook? Unforgivable," John gritted, furiously. "Fortunately, I completed my plan," he added.

Naguri shook his head in disbelief. "What did you do? Noshi! How did you gain his trust?" and asked. I perked my ears to listen while continuing to sneak towards Mo.

Taking a paper, "For this!" John pointed at it. "Trust? It's easy to put that idiot Sterry into danger and rescue him." he shrugged nonchalantly.

We looked at him speechlessly. "What is this paper? Noshi!" Naguri asked, scrutinizing the paper.

"Hahaha! you will be surprised," John laughed, "This paper has the sign and stamp of the King of Goa," he declared.

We stared at him in disbelief. Even Mo's hand paused for a second. "WHAAATT?" Naguri/I yelled, once again speaking the word other than the ones allowed by the Tie.

John looked proud at our reaction. "With this, a company can be opened legally... What do you have to say now?" he asked haughtily.

Naguri looked at him, eyes wide, speechless for a long time. Well, I can't blame him, even I was caught off-guard by this crazy... adventurer. Yeah, I acknowledge him, alright, even faintly admire him. Now, I definitely believe that he can establish a perfect Adventure Guild in this world.

"Grrr! Fine! I will go crazy with you once again, Noshi!" Naguri relented. "Good! Isn't this easy? Why are you resisting?" John smiled triumphantly, and handed the papers to Naguri.

Naguri got the paper and read it carefully, "What is this?" Naguri asked, pointing at the remaining papers.

"Oh! It's a sign of Sterry, Outlook's kid," John replied. My eyes flickered.

"Why did you get it? Noshi!" Naguri asked.

"Just keep it safe. It will be useful in the future," John instructed, without explaining clearly. 'Good guy! he even got the signature of future King,' I exclaimed in shock. Others may not know, but don't I know?

Naguri shrugged and saw the remaining paper. "These are important places inside the Royal Palace. There are also locations of strategic points, armament, etc. It may be useful," John explained.

Naguri was numb from the shock, "It's not enough, we need more," he muttered.

"Yeah! I know, we need to get approval from the Navy, and I just know where to get it," John muttered, looking toward the sea, and grinned. Naguri looked confused.

"Hehehe! Those three idiots ran back to their bandit house to escape from my wrath, But must not have expected a visit from Garp," John gloated.

Naguri shook his head at John's childishness. "*sigh* I will go and prepare dinner," Naguri walked away.

John stood silently, "... how can I get Garp's signature? Kidnap? Blackmail..." I heard him muttering. 'This crazy asshole! Admiration my ass, he is only doing this to die. So...' I cursed, looking at Mo in determination. 'No way! I'm letting the death-seeking guy know this is a novel.' I steeled my resolve.

Reaching stealthily near Mo, and thought of different ways to distract him. "Huh? Hey! What are you planning?" John yelled.

I looked up to see John staring at me. I gulped nervously, "Oops!" I cried.

"Oops?! What Oops!? Shitty Emergency Food. What are you planning...?" John demanded, then spotted me standing near busy Mo.

"You!? Are you trying to hinder Mo?" John asked, bewildered.

Seeing that my plan was discovered, I sighed, 'Ah! Things I do to save the story,' I grumbled, then resolutely held the handle of the hammer, hanging on my back.

John looked suspicious, doubtful, realization, and excited. "It looks like there was a shitty actor among us," he grinned.

"Let me see what you have got," John tapped his feet, spitting the toothpick from his mouth.

*sigh* I shook the hammer as its handle grew. "*whistle* it's awesome where did you get it?" John looked excited. I stared silently in nervousness and excitement. Before any of us could react, we found ourselves in a grassland with a sea. "What the hell?" John exclaimed. "A beach with grass instead of sand?" he muttered, as a cool wind blew by calming us down. The night sky was dotted with twinkling stars, and various shooting stars flew by, making the scenery peaceful... CLINK sound was heard and I found myself back on the beach.

I snapped my head toward Mo, 'He is getting better at using his power.' I nodded.

"Huh? Where Am I? Hmm? Monkeys wearing dress?" John exclaimed. "And why are you holding a hammer? Don't think I will be scared, I fought with a King Kong just earlier. You are just a puny..." John blabbered, as his yellow-bordered looked at me.

Sighing in relief, I strapped the hammer on my back. "Did I wear anything on my wrist?" I heard John muttering.

My eyes flashed hearing this, 'Just because, you helped me earlier. I decided not to deal with you PERSONALLY,' I decided, grinning mischievously at Mo.

Picking my temporary sign board [You can find your details on that Tab, it's yours] I wrote, pointing at Mo. "Hehehe! Mo, you can't blame me. If the owner asked back his thing, then what will you do Mo?" I laughed, and Mo glared at me for an instant. 'Oops! he can understand monkey language. It's difficult. One can understand Monkey language, and another can hear me breaking the Fourth wall,' I lamented.

"Oh! Right...! You are a monkey and can't speak. So that's mine?" John muttered, glancing at the Tab in Mo's hand. I nodded in acknowledgment.

"But he seems to be busy," John pointed at the busy Mo.

I looked at him speechlessly, 'When did you become a good guy?' I scolded. "He is hacking the tab and is changing the authority to him. You can't use it anymore," I incited slyly. I could feel Mo breathing rapidly in anger/anxiety.

"What?! How dare he?" John yelled and rushed towards Mo. I watched happily, but suddenly we once again found ourselves in a different space.

We floated in a dark space. "Where is this place?" John yelled in panic.

"It's probably Mo using his Devil Fruit power," I replied.

"Devil Fruit? so this is One Piece world?" John looked surprised but calmed down quickly. 'Hmm! His body is getting used to STML and is slowly vaccinating him. His experiences are backed up and fed to him in the form of intuition, so he is calm,' I thought. 'Wait, a minute?!" I reacted.

"Can you understand what I speak?" I asked in surprise. Even though John can understand animals, he can't understand words.

"Yeah! Why can't I understand? I'm not deaf... Holy shit! How can you speak?" John exclaimed. Suddenly the black space is filled with green 0s and 1s and formed in the shape of Mo's face.

"You stupid John! Will you believe whatever he says? Yes! This is your watch, but you told me to hack a folder in it. Besides, you have short-term memory loss, so don't listen to him," Mo yelled.

"Stupid Mo! Let me out, and don't lie, he won't believe it," I scolded angrily.

Ignoring me, "I have said everything I want, whether you believe it or not, is your wish. I'm busy..." Mo hurriedly said and disappeared.

"See, he ran away, so don't believe him," I implied.

John stood silently for a while. "No, you are the most suspicious one," he pointed out. "What!?" I panicked. What did I overlook?

"The first thing I remember is you holding a hammer ready to fight me, so you are the suspicious one," John explained, looking at me vigilantly.

I calmed down, "Oh! Yeah!," I nodded. I was determined to fight him earlier, but nothing changed.

Seeing my reaction, John confirmed his speculation. "Why are you doing this?" he asked, curiously.

"Nothing, I just want to stop Mo from hacking that file," I shrugged.

"From your tone, you don't seem to be an enemy. But why?" he asked seriously.

"It is dangerous for you to read that file. I will do anything to prevent it," I declared.

"It seems you are determined," John nodded, "But from your words, only I am not allowed to read that file? It's interesting, I'm looking forward to it," he grinned, I broke into a cold sweat, damn! it further increased his curiosity.

The 0s and 1s once again gathered, changing the scenario. We found ourselves in a desert town and were having a face-off against each other, in a cowboy getup. "Bastard Mo!" I cursed. Why did you give him a gun when he has Usopp's personality?

"Wow! This is exciting! I always want to do this," John exclaimed.

"Damn! you two are joining hands to deal with me," I roared angrily.

"All is fair in love and war," John grinned.

"Really! Then I don't need to hold back," I grinned. "Let me show you the power of a supercomputer, " I tapped my glasses, which suddenly glowed blue. Yeah! Each reward has a superpower with a long CoolDown, my secret lair is built using the Sign board's power.

As soon as I activated the glass' power, my mind became clear and started resisting the mind power of Mo. Since I'm not proficient I need to study slowly. But for now, it's enough... taking advantage of a halt in Mo's power and using my supercomputing... I grew to 6ft tall.

John looked up at me in surprise. "What? How did you do it?" yelled in surprise.

"Get ready! There are more surprises waiting," I grinned, hovering my hand above the pistol strapped to the waist.

John calmed down and became serious. We stood there in silence, waiting for the right time.

Suddenly, before I could react *Bang* John fired at me, but I grinned maliciously, "How is my surprise?" I asked, as John looked at his gun popping a small flag with the word BANG written on it.

"You... cheated," John roared angrily. "You dare to ruin my awesome first dual?" he added. I was speechless with the reason for his anger.

"Are you ready... for my SUPRISE?!" I pointed my gun at John. Suddenly, the pistol comically popped with a shotgun, SMG, rifle, rocket launcher, etc. like in a cartoon. John paled, seeing this and subconsciously activated Electro. I grinned and fired the gun... erm... guns, *Bkowww* *blam* *blam* *Tadada* *Foom* *Ka-boom* John rushed for cover as the bullets followed on his heels.

I wondered if John would get hurt if he got shot, because according to my research on Mo's power, one is that he attacks the mind, while the body remains motionless similar to the illusion from Naruto, and only gets mental fatigue if one gets killed in illusion. Another is a real illusion, and our physical body will experience the same pain/injury in the illusion.

During my thoughts, John rushed into the house while dodging my bullets, shells, rockets, etc., "Little Johnny boy! come out! Let's play," I called, acting like a villain.

Because of getting supercomputer mind, I became overconfident and became fearless, and shot at the house John rushed in, "HAhahahaha! Come to Papa," I laughed maniacally. 'What? I'm the one who created him!" I shrugged.

Suddenly I heard a machine revving and became alert... It came from the house John entered. *BOOM* *crash* then a huge behemoth rushed crashing through the house. I calmly dodged it by calculating the path and saw a Dreadnought armored vehicle from Resident Evil rushing out.

"Bastard! Mo," I cursed.

"Hahaha! Did you call me? I have thousands of them similar to this," John's voice sounded from the Dreadnought. Then he aimed its weapons at me. "Damn!" I swore, turning to run, only to find the scenario changed to a huge dry river, without any hiding place.

"Fuck! Idiot." I took the gun with my tail and began running on my fours. *Boom* *Ratatatat* *blam* *bang* *foom* *Bkoww* *swoosh* *crash* John fired at me as I fired back the gun using my tail while running, doging, thank god I maxed my agility so that my body could match with my super brain's calculation to dodge the attacks.

But John is quickly gaining on me. "Stop following me! Or I will take drastic measures," I roared angrily.

"Hahaha! Where did your bravery go? Didn't you call me?" John mocked, increasing the speed.

"That's it! MonkeY Fall," I yelled, my glasses flashing blue. Just as John was 15 feet away, *Dbang* *VGRRRROM* *Boom* A 20-25 feet tall Titan fell from the sky and overturned the Dreadnought that was about to hit me.

Titan's monkey-faced cockpit split open, as its tail held me gently and put me inside, its door closed behind me as the expressive eyes on it lit up. I noticed the armor on the legs and hands is fur-like, and the tail can be used for mobility, stability, and fighting.

"Hahaha! LITTLE Johnny, how is this surprise? How is my Simian Titan? Are you surprised?" I laughed in confidence.

The overturned vehicle was silent, "Grrr! Damn Bastard! I also want one," John's envious voice sounded.

"Where is your focus?" I thundered. "*sigh* Just die," I yelled, controlling my cockpit, which mimics a monkey's control station, to fire at John. "Banana Cluster Missiles!" The launchers on the shoulder fired a volley of banana-shaped mini-missiles that dispersed and exploded.

"It's not over yet, Dumb," John yelled, *craackk* *rumble* then a transparent shield popped from the vehicle, blocking my attack. *Swish* a popping sounded and something was ejected and fell a distance away.

"Stupid Dumb! Watch closely," John mocked. 'Fuck! Even though he just suffered from STML, he can remember my name. It's all that 'Bastard's' fault... if he gave the reward normally... I would have not used the Sign Board for choosing a name... and activate its power,' I lamented.

*thunk* The capsule ejected from the vehicle shined, "Look at my Surprise!" John roared, excitedly. *whirrr* *brrr* *clink* *clang* *thud* the overturned Dreadnought transformed and stood up to a 35 feet transformer.

"T-that-that's COOL!" I/John yelled simultaneously. "I also want that," I yelled enviously.

"Heh! Now you die," John's voice sounded from the robot.

"How...?" I looked surprised. "Damn! A remote-controlled robot?" I yelled in realization.

"No! Brain-wave controlled," John's voice replied proudly. "But is that important... Now die," John/Transformer popped two katanas and *thud* *thud* rushed towards my Simian Titan.

"Like hell! I will go down," I yelled, holding a huge Warhammer, and *Thud* *thud* went to meet the transformer, *pew* *pew* while firing lasers from the tip of the tail.

Dodging my lasers, John fired back with all the guns on Transformer's body *woosh* *Foom* *ratatatatat* *blam* *blam*.

*Ziirrrrnng* I popped an Ion shield and caught all his attacks. "Have it back," I roared, sending the caught rockets, missiles, etc., back to him.

"I guessed it," John yelled, posing with the katanas, *swoosh* and swiped sending a tornado, which caught the thrown things taking them to the sky.

*BOOM* they exploded above our head, "Shit! I forgot he is a melee person," I muttered, "But I won't back down," I roared, then using my super brain to calculate the optimal attack path.

*VRRR* I leaped bringing the hammer overhead, "Catch this!" I roared, bringing down the rocket-powered hammer, hoping that John would block it with the katanas crossed overhead, then... my plan would succeed.

*skiriing* *Bang* John reacted and calmly side-stepped, then slid the hammer with a katana, diverging its path, and making it pound the ground. "What the-?" not giving me time to think, he came in for an attack. Reacting quickly *twang* *twang* *twang* I fired spears from the shoulder-mounted Gatling gun.

*swish* *clang* *swish* *clang* *clang* *slice* *clang* John blocked them expertly with his swordsmanship, but it gave me time to retrieve the hammer, *swoosh* which I swung horizontally, pushing John away.

Using the momentum of the swing, I *CLANG* blocked John's attack that arrived. *swish* *clang* John blocked my tail's attack with his other sword. *Buzz* activating the rocket of the hammer, adding pressure to John's block, I let go of the hammer and punched with my hydraulic-powered gigantic fist, while John's two swords were occupied.

*Bang* *clatter* Punching him in the chest, breaking some components- the height difference. "Damn!" I cursed, as John dodged by sacrificing the sword entangled by the tail and reduced the damage.

I look livid at the situation because my calculations are useless against John since this asshole only fights with muscle memory, and even he won't know his action until the last moment. 'No one can read his movements. Is he the nemesis of Observation Haki? Did I unknowingly make him overpowered? Let's hope observation haki can do more than read minds,' I lamented, throwing the sword into the distance and then firing a laser at the transformer to gain distance from him.

"Heh! Your glass is powerful," John praised/mocked, dodging the lasers. 'Grrr! This bastard! Does he mean I'm useless without my supercomputing glasses?' I gritted angrily.

Once again, I fired the banana-cluster-missiles, which disperse and explode, to confuse John. Using this time, I hooked my tail to the nearby building, then agilely climbed it, and disappeared into the concrete forest. 'When did this city appear?' I cursed, but sighed in relief that Mo's interference helped me.

"Fuck! The ten-meter height difference is disadvantageous to me. What to do?" I wondered, *snap* I facepalmed, "I just need to defeat John. Why am I fighting with the transformer?" I realized, then controlled the titan to swing through the buildings.

Recalling the place where John's capsule fell earlier, I moved in that direction *RUMBLE* one of the buildings behind me fell down, 'Shit! He is destroying the buildings to find me. I must hurry,' I sped up.

Soon, I found the capsule in the middle of the crossroad. I looked vigilant, *Rumble* but I heard a crash behind me, so I relaxed.

*BOOM* *crack* I jumped on it directly from the building, crushing it. "Hahahaha! Finally! Bastard Mo! Wait for me," I laughed excitedly.

"Asshole! Who is useless without the glasses? Huh!? Look who is crushed now." I kicked the capsule angrily. Hearing the destruction of the buildings stop, I eased, "John's 'dead' at last," I muttered.

Feeling a dull pain in my head, "It seems supercomputing power is running out. I must quickly find Mo or I can't resist Mo's power and will be helpless." I deduced. "Fortunately, Mo made this Illusion based on programming codes, so I can slightly manipulate it using supercomputing," I sighed in relief.

"If it is any other illusion...," I shuddered, "... the illusion is affected by Mo's hacking?! So, he can create an illusion based on his current situation?" I squinted, 'Gah! Now is not the time.' I shook my head.

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* The titans proximity warning alerted suddenly. I became vigilant *Vrrrrr* *swoosh* *slice* *clatter* a figure rushed, which I disgracefully dodged. After hurriedly stabilizing, I face the figure to see the transformer robot standing there with its back in the posture of slashing something.

"Shit! How?" I looked bewildered.

"Oh No! I missed the chance. I will soon get used to it," John's voice sounded from the robot.

"What the heck? How are you alive?" I yelled in surprise.

"Heh! I guessed you would find me after escaping from MY awesome robot," John sneered. "So I put the robot on auto mode to destroy the building and escaped from the capsule... Waiting for the PREY," he grinned proudly.

"Damn! And I fell for it," I groaned in frustration. "But how did you control the robot?" I asked.

"Hehehe! It's shadowboxing," John revealed himself on some sort of levitating platform. "Since it is my first time, I missed the attack but only cut the tail," he shrugged.

"Where did you get that? Shadow...? You used a large number of cameras on the Dreadnought to capture your movement without blindspot," I quickly analyzed. "Wait, what do you mean tail?" I reacted, then turned to see the sliced tail of the titan on the ground.

"Hehe! Even though you have a superbrain, you are still dumb," John sneered in disdain.

"Why you!?" I roared *twang* *twang* *twang* firing spears from the Gatling gun at John. The levitating platform dodged them agilely. "Do you think I won't guard against you?" John turned, as the robot turned, following his movements.

The robot readied the sword and *poke* *poke* stabbed at me in quick succession. I ungracefully dodged, leaving behind holes caused by his attack following on my heels.

*woosh* Swinging my hammer *clang* pushing the transformer back. I quickly optimized the parameters of the Titan to perform in the absence of the tail. "Shit! Now he combines Brook's and Zoro's attacks!" I bellowed.

"Asshole! You are wasting my time. I'm going to be serious," I roared, rushing towards the transformer, *thud* *boom* *clang* *woosh* *crackle* starting with an overhead smash, followed by a horizontal swing, successfully scratching some of the opponent's components, since John hasn't adapted yet. He is flying around to get a perfect view and in a position where his movements are perfectly captured by at least one of the Transformers cameras.

Seeing the robot unstable, I threw the hammer at it, *clang* *krrrrr* he blocked it but the sword was pushed aside by my blow, I ducked and neared him using my short-height advantage, and jumped giving it a powerful uppercut, destroying its face and some cameras in it.

*swooish* *swooish* *swooish* Firing some Banana cluster missiles at the staggering robot, hitting it perfectly and making it fall. However, knowing that this cluster does not have enough power and is mostly used for distraction and confusion, I hurried to the hammer.

Even though the place was covered by smoke lowering the visibility, I didn't drop my guard. Because, even if he can't see, knowing him he will probably have a backup plan.

*SWISH* a slash scattered all the smoke away, revealing a scarred robot. I turned to see that asshole sitting on the platform holding a game controller...? Did he take this as a game? Stupid asshole, I will teach you a lesson, I gritted.

I picked the hammer, then threw it, *Bwuzz* rocket flames spewed from the tip of the hammer's handle, soaring towards John, my target. Then I rushed to entangle the robot and punched it, but it expertly dodged, backflipped, and jumped, arriving in front of John, holding the sword in an unsheathing posture.

I paled seeing that posture *Swish* *creak* A one-sword attack from the robot, sliced my hammer diagonally, sending it flying. John grinned at me. "It's my turn," he muttered. Thinking about it, he had not begun to attack me seriously, *bang* he kicked me before I could react, and I was sent flying crashing into the buildings, many warning reports alerted on the cockpit's monitor.

*thunk* I rolled to avoid a stomp, followed by a series of kicks, some blocked using my fur armor.

*twang* *twang* *twang* firing the Gatling spear at him, he dodged calculatingly and got hit on the unimportant parts. *Sling* sliced my gating gun and nearly decapitated my arms before I dodged.

"Asshole! Using your size to bully me? Then I will call my cavalry," I hollered, my glasses flashed, and then I pressed a button ejecting me high into the sky. Suddenly, a huge shadow covered the sky, showing the appearance of an aircraft. It lowered its altitude, revealing an entry point under it, my cockpit precisely entered it.

"What the hell? He can do that?" John yelled in awe.

*BZZZT* *CLINK* *CLANG* it suddenly transformed into a 40m Gundam and stomped the transformer robot into pieces. "Damn! It's cool," John exclaimed, completely oblivious to his situation.

"Now, I will end this," I yelled, pointing the Gundam's gun at John.

"Ugh! Hey wait a minute! Can't solve it by talking?" John quibbled.

"As if?" I roared.

"Fine! You win! I will ask Mo to stop hacking, OK!?" John opposed. Before I could reply, "Kidding! As if I will compromise," he roared.

I nodded without any surprise. "Then die," I pressed the trigger as the light slowly gathered on its tip

"Who said I will die?" he yelled. I ignored him since I couldn't hear him clearly due to the distance and noise from the gun, but I heard him yell 'light' or something.

*SPPEEEW* The bright light fired from the gun headed towards that area. But I didn't hear the expected explosion. I focused and found a 40m figure clad in light, absorbing my attack. My pupil shrunk, seeing this scene, "What the hell? No way, it can't be," I muttered in disbelief.

The light dimmed to reveal a familiar figure of an Ultraman, "Are you kidding me? Won't you give it a rest? It is starting to get annoying," I thundered angrily.

"Hahahaha! Are you surprised?" the Ultraman laughed. "How is this? Plus Ultra!" he yelled, posing. I looked at him dumbfounded. 'That's a wrong dialogue, dumbass! but...' gee! don't think of unwanted things.

"Hmph! It's not as awesome as my Mobile suit," I snorted.

"What!? You!? Cool? You looked lame when you escaped from me," John laughed, mocking me in pride/jealousy.

"Fuck you! Let's figure out who is cool now and then. I don't have any time to waste on you," I scolded, readying to fight.

"That's what I want. Look carefully, we are of the same height... don't make excuses after I kick your butt," John sneered, readying to fight.

"Stupid John/ Dumb Monkey," we yelled, rushing towards each other.

Suddenly, "YOU STUPID IDIOTS!" A huge Mo's face appeared covering the sky, and yelled at us. "Won't you leave a monkey to work in peace?" he continued. "What do you think this place is for? Your playground? You guys are creating some stupid things, using my power and draining strength," Mo roared.

"Stupid things?!" I/John seethed in anger.

"You uneducated fellow," John yelled.

"Uncultured monkey," I pointed at Mo.

"It seems you guys are not ready for peace, So..." Mo sighed, then a huge hand appeared suddenly, catching us.

"Let go! You bastard," John yelled angrily.

"You are finally here stupid Mo, come and get your beating," I sneered.

"Shut up! Numbskulls! I will see who of you dare to move later," Mo roared, crushing the Ultraman and Gundam, as 0s and 1s exploded, blinding us. When I regained my vision, I found myself back to my monkey height. "Shit! times out," I muttered, removing the glasses and observing it.

"Damn! Don't let me find you," John's yelling caught my attention. "You ruined my awesome moment, Asshole," he roared.

"Shit! Also mine! Stupid Mo," I interrupted.

"Yours are not handsome when you ran with tails between your legs," John reminded me once again in disdain.

"As if you had any perfect awesome moment," I snickered, remembering that all his moments were ruined.

"Fuck! What do you mean?" John asked. "But why do I get an urge to strangle you when I try to recall them? " John demanded, confused.

I quickly shut my mouth, or I will expose my identity. Before he could question, we noticed a change in the scenario in the distance, which was approaching us like a wave/pulse. When it passed us, it changed our clothes. "Huh!?" I looked down to see that I was wearing a green Jumpsuit.

The scenario fully changed to show a huge playground. "Damn! That's awesome," John muttered. I soon noticed that the jumpsuit was somewhat similar... I paled and looked around. Sure enough, this place had high walls all around, equipped with many different weapons trained on us. "Oh No!" I snapped towards the other side, to spot a robot with Mo's head looking at us.

"You stupid idiot! Look around! There are many weird-looking weapons on the walls," I reminded awestruck John.

"Huh!? This...? Why do I find this familiar?" John muttered, doubtfully. Before He/I could further react, many figures appeared around us with varying sizes. Some are shorter, taller, thin, fat, weirdly shaped, etc., and have colorful hairstyles.

I got ticked off looking at these figures. Damn! Bastard Mo! What is Vegeta doing here? Is that Danzo? Hulk? Orochimaru? Superman? Doremon? Many characters from Anime, movies, games, and series appeared around. The only change is they are all wearing green jumpsuits.

"Is this an enhanced version of Squid Game?" I muttered, then became worried. "Shit! Aren't they all created by Mo? Then everyone is my enemy? How do I stop Mo?" I wondered.

"Wow! Who are these guys? Huh? Man, where is your nose? This python is big! Can I eat it? Hahaha! You look like a big purple potato! Are you an alien? Wow! Your black armor looks cool! But why are you holding a torch light?" I heard John's surprised voice. Only to see that he is messing with terrifying characters, 'Damn! I totally forgot he doesn't know any of them, since these movies were not made in his world,' I remembered and sweated for him.

"Hmm! Weirdos and clowns gathering? Green-haired split mouth? A jester with a star and teardrop painted on his cheeks? A balding clown holding a red balloon? A white-haired kid with a mask? Ghoul? Huh? you lady in white! Why is your hair covering your face like a ghost?" John continued to harass others.

'Damn! why is he so enthusiastic? Fuck! Why are there monsters from SCP, Silent Hill, Aliens, Resident Evil, etc., are here? When does Mo have time to watch this? I totally lost it when John began to harass SCP 'Shy Guy,',' I rushed towards him.

"Why are you covering your face? Is it ugly? Show me, Don't be shy," I saw John crouching, trying hard to look at the SCP 'Shy Guys's face.

'Good Guy!' no other words can express my emotions. "Um! John! I found Mo! Let's team up to kick his ass for ruining our cool, awesome fight," I pulled John and blurted apprehensively.

"Huh!? Yeah! I totally forgot about that asshole." John patted his head. "Where is he?" he asked eagerly.

"Hmm! See that weird doll with Mo's face?" I pointed at the doll in the distance. "He is behind it," I explained/lied.

"Ok! So what about the weapons?" John asked.

"We can move if the doll does not see us," I explained.

Suddenly a timer appeared above the toy, and it slowly turned its back toward us. [Reach the end before the timer hits zero or die] text appeared in the sky.

I looked doubtful. 'Isn't he trying to stop me? Why did he do this?' I looked thoughtful. 'No! If the timer hits zero, then he has successfully completed hacking,' I speculated.

"So he is giving a final and fair chance to stop him?" I deduced. I was quite moved by the brotherly guidance.

[Bastard! Come here if you have guts] the toy yelled. 'Brotherly guidance, my ass! I'm going to beat the hell out of you,' I fumed, the toy's head snapped towards us. *bang* *bang* *bang* the people who moved, invisible persons, arrogant immortals were shot. Some speedsters got diced by the laser grid that appeared at the finish line. I stood rooted, looking at the happenings around me. Fortunately, all the gruesome scenes were censored, or I will join their ranking by puking my guts out. What! I'm only an Otaku *ahem* author. Where will I see such a gruesome scene?

The toy turned back after killing the 'people' who moved. "Damn! That's... that's cruel," John gulped nervously. See, even this death-seeking idiot is nervous.

"Hey! Is your Bro right in the head?" John asked nervously. I glared at him resentfully. "Isn't this your doing? You are the one who trained him. This is all your fault. As his teacher, it's your responsibility to correct his morality," I expressed/insinuated my complaint.

"What? I'm his teacher?" John looked at me in disbelief.

"Yeah! he is your... third student. That's why you gave your watch to him," I added guiltily. I won't admit that I was also 'trained' by him.

"Wow! I have students! Hahaha! I'm awesome," John laughed proudly.

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Even Mo has a student," I grinned slyly. "...can we discuss afterward? Now is not a time," I muttered.

[...What a cowardly group] The doll snapped his head toward us, and shot the 'people' who moved. 'That bastard is killing the characters he dislikes.' I gritted my teeth.

After the toy turned back, John quickly climbed a Stone Golem. "Everyone! Destroy the weapons, and try to kill that toy," and yelled. *Boom* *crash* *bang* *thud* Everyone attacked with everything they got, making this place chaotic. "Now, I know why Mo simulated these groups." I looked at the chaotic situation. "How the hell will I reach the finish line in this?" I yelled.

'Again? How was John able to control them? I was doubtful when we fought. I can manipulate because of my glasses, but how can John?' my thoughts were interrupted by the voice of MO's doll.

'Oh No! The doll is going to look! It will be a massacre if they don't stop,' I reacted and looked towards John to see him sneak behind the golem, and then hid there.

My eyes twitched. What an unreliable teammate. To find anything useful, I looked back -the cause of my misery- as I made eye contact with a peanut-shaped statue, and I froze in fear. Of course, it is SCP-173, 'The sculpture' standing some distance behind me, 'Damn! Why is it here?' I gulped nervously, fully turning to face the SCP.

"It seems I need some help," I muttered. *bang* *ratataratata* *blam* *boom* *boom* I heard a firing sound. While I was looking at the statue, the doll turned and attacked the 'people' who were retaliating. But, I can't see it because of my life-and-death relationship with a statue.

I sweated nervously, 'Shit! When will this be over? I can't ask for help in this chaos. It will be fine if I can move, but that broken toy just has to turn now,' complaining, staring unblinkingly at the statue.

My eyes twitched urging me to blink, I could also hear the sound of fighting behind has reduced, 'There is going to be a winner soon,' I muttered, and sure enough the sound ceased and a familiar melody was heard [Atleast, these guys tried. You are such a waste] the doll spoke, and turned back.

"Damn! the doll won the fight?" I muttered while looking at the statue. What happened to all those awesome characters? Are they all duds? No! Focus! Don't Blink!... Just shout for help. Before I could ask for any help [...Stupid Mortals. No one dares?] the doll turned around. All of them behaved obediently. 'Shit! I so want to turn around and see the result of the massacre,' I sighed, then thought of a solution, 'Cure poison using poison,'.

I bravely closed my eyes, *bang* *clatter* *tadadada* *woosh* as I heard a series of gunsound. I also felt some sand falling on my back *creak* *klang* *bang* soon the firing eased.

Feeling that I was still alive, I eagerly turned to see a crooked metal box, with many concrete debris scattered around. Looking at this, I realized that even though it seems this SCP can't be destroyed, this is Mo's world, so anything is possible.

But I soon noticed a large number of corpses scattered along the ground. Even though it was censored, I felt my stomach churn. I don't know how, but even some powerful guys got killed. This place is simulated with some weapons that can counteract everyone's power. But I don't have enough time to research it, after seeing the timer.

So, I rushed toward the finish line, feeling that the doll was about to turn, I stopped. Everybody quickly followed my routine and neared the finish line except for one unreliable idiot. "Hey! Dumb! look what have I found," he yelled, throwing something toward me.

"Asshole! Don't you have any other time to play around?" I yelled. But looking at the thing he threw, "Holy shit!" I exclaimed. It looked like a test tube containing greenish-yellow liquid, similar to the T-virus. So I scattered away from it, *clatter* *poof* it broke and scattered a greenish-yellow gas.

"Don't inhale that!" I warned as everyone retreated vigilantly. Some mages, ninjas, etc. blew the gas away.

"Hey! What gives? Why didn't you catch it?" John complained.

The doll turned around halting our conversation, but I noticed the corpses covered by the gas tremored *creak* *snap* and *ROAR* it moved *bang* a bullet hit it, sending it to the ground.

Then slowly, all the surrounding corpses twitched, twisted, and staggered up before getting shot. Some got scared by zombies and moved, then got shot.

The doll turned back after seeing nobody move. "Did you say something?" I asked John, gritting. Even some disobedient characters glared at John.

"ha... ha...haha..." John laughed dryly. I gave him a stinky look, and, "Everyone be careful of the corpse nearby," ordered. Others quickly moved away or destroyed the corpses around them. But slowly corpses began to rise. "Damn! Do something, the stupid doll is about to turn," I yelled anxiously.

Then a skeleton in black robes walked out calmly and pounded the staff on the ground, spreading black gas covering the corpses, which slowly stopped moving and orderly assembled in front of the lich.

"It's awesome! Let's attack my student," John yelled cheerfully.

"You! Shut up! It's all because of you," I roared at him. "Go to the back, and stop hindering us," I scolded him. What a growth, from shivering in front of him to directly scolding him. Well, he will forget it anyway.

"You! Dumb Monkey! I will stay wherever I want. I won't listen to you," John clamored. Ignoring his threat and forcibly throwing John to the back, we advanced steadily. I also need to be careful with others since they were all simulated by Mo.

I looked at the timer with the 50s remaining, and just as the doll turned its back, we ran crazily toward the finish line. A hateful voice, "Move out of the way! Quick, Dodge!" is heard from the back.

"Now, what!?" I roared, angrily.

A rusty tow car- Mater- rushed out of the crowd, with John, Popeye, Tweety Bird, Shin Chan, Peppa Pig, and a familiar-looking teenager all clinging to Mater for dear life.

"Hahaha! Dumb Monkey! I will go first," John laughed, driving away. "Oh! By the way, there are weird-looking insects in the back, they are face-hugging everyone. Try to stay alive," he added.

"Damn! Why did Mo simulate these characters? Is he really a sadist? It's weird looking at them all together," I muttered. Then I became anxious. If this idiot met with Mo and joined forces together then I would not be able to complete my goal, "Ok! Go and teach your student a lesson," I yelled. "But you will miss the opportunity to look cool," I added slyly.

"What do you mean?" John looked back suspiciously.

"Nothing! You go to the finish line. I will cross the finish line at the last second dashingly," I waved nonchalantly.

As I expected, "No way!" John jumped from the car anxiously. "I will be the one that crosses the line, last," I turned to yell. At the same time, John turned, *BOOM* the doll also turned and then sent a missile at Mater, killing him, and sending his passengers flying.

I looked at this speechlessly, 'Did I accidentally save John?' I blamed myself. 'But seeing the cartoon characters getting killed brutally is quite new,' I lamented.

As soon as the doll turned back, I rushed. John slowly turned back in disbelief, "Oh No! My living car, cute Tweety, pig, and some guys!" he cried sorrowfully. "I will avenge you! Bastard Mo! Just you wait," John roared, running forward.

There were only 20s left on the timer, but I was only a few feet away from the finish line, so I was confident in reaching it. "Huh? Brother Eren? Brother Eren, you are alive? That's great!" John rushed toward the corpse near the finish line, but I paled, 'Is this Eren 'that' Eren?' and thought of a possibility.

"Wait! John! Don't..." I yelled *ZZZTAATOONG* A lightning, smoke, and heatwave pushed us all backwards. After recovering, I noticed that only 3s left on the timer, but a huge Titan blocking my path.

"*phew* Fortunately, I escaped," I heard John muttering.

"Bastard! How did you survive?" I asked resentfully.

"Well, when I checked him he was not injured heavily, but he was trying to bite his arms," John replied, melancholy. "So, I thought he became a Zombie, So I put him out of his misery. But his wound started to glow with lightning, so I rushed back," he added. 'Is this story reasonable? Why would he bite his arms for no reason? But if what he said is true, then Mo's character design is simply retarded, and only copies their appearance and movements, without any soul.

Damn! Why am I thinking something unnecessary? For now, I glared at the 0 on the timer. "So, he wasn't injured at the start?" I asked, and he nodded. "You mend the knife?" I asked, gritting. "Then why didn't you cross the finish line and run back?" I roared, angrily.

Before I could strangle John, the simulations broke into codes and disappeared, then a loading screen appeared with 99% progress and completed to 100% to my despair. [Hacking complete] appeared.

[Secret Of The World]

Do you want to open?

[Yes][No]

I became nervous. "Don't open it," I warned, sternly.

"Why?" John looked at me seriously.

"Because... Because, you ruined my awesome moment, and an accomplice in killing a talking car, a cute bird, etc. You also caused a zombie rampage. Because of you, this whole chapter is meaningless," I blurted angrily.

"You are unreasonable! It's all Mo's fault," John protested. "And how are they related to opening the file? Obviously, what I did was right. To prevent you from stopping Mo, and I succeeded," John grinned slyly. I stumbled back in disbelief and looked at John eyes-widened, "So, you were doing all of this as a sabotage?" I asked in a panic.

The fear of John once again rushed back. Thinking about all the things I had done to him earlier, I shuddered. I also exposed that I'm not Dumb and am acting, and also revealed something that is not of this world, I can explain it as seeing them in his tab, but... 'Only way is to prevent him from updating his 'Reminder Note',' I speculated.

"So, what is about a meaningless chapter? What Chapter?" John demanded suddenly, which pushed me further into despair. I recalled all the torture in the name of 'training' I received from John. So, I decided to take drastic measures. I looked at the [Yes] in front of us and pressed it decisively. Save the story or your life, obviously. I chose the latter. 'So, goodbye! My story! After John reads the file, his death-seeking behavior will increase, and will probably get killed for real, after infuriating some characters and joining the list of the story in which the protagonist dies,' I lamented, as the folder opened to reveal its contents. But my eyes darkened, and I slowly woke up in the real world some distance from Mo.

Looking at the starry night, I stood up staggering, feeling pain in my head due to overuse of my brain. I looked up to see Mo seriously reading the file, but I didn't have time to scold him. Because I want to be ready for whatever John does after he finishes reading the file. Every second felt like an hour, as I looked at the motionless John.

Suddenly, John sat up and stayed silent, further increasing my panic. [Finally, I cracked the password. But I don't understand what's written on it] Mo broke the silence untimely.

[And are you idiots? Disturbing me while I work] he added. [Because of you guys playing around, I feel tired. Fortunately, I used the watch as a medium... or I would have fainted] Mo explained.

'Medium? So he can reduce his burden by using a medium?' I wondered. 'So? John can control some of the illusion because he is the owner of the watch. But now is not the time,' I looked at silent John, gulping nervously.

"Heh! So...!" John began, "Hahahahahaha! I'm the protagonist of a novel! Then I have plot armor and not get killed easily?" he laughed. "Then there is that manipulative Author bastard! I will get you for this," John gritted angrily. I shivered in fright hearing this.

John thought for a while, then stood up, "I'm going to find If I have plot armor," John explained, doing the same thing I tried to prevent, but now I can only watch him go.

John rushed into the forest. "Quick! send the drone to follow him," I yelled at the confused Mo. Mo quickly operated the watch and followed him.

*plaak* a paper slapped into my face, I removed it...

[Ginormous Guts- 'Kick Buttowski' Achievement Unlocked.

Reward: Kick Buttowski's Helmet

Descri...] I hurriedly put it away, "Damn! Why does the lazy bastard become diligent all of a sudden?" I cursed at his stupid timing.

[Why are we chasing him?] Mo asked doubtfully.

"I warned you that you will regret cracking the file. Watch it, to see its consequence," I glared, then looked at the screen on the 'Tab' as John flew through the forest. 'At least! I will be safe afterward. John can't update if the watch is here,' I lamented, feeling complicated.

*Bang* a huge sound was heard through the screen -yeah! added a microphone to the drone- John diverged and rushed toward that direction. "Bawahaha! Damn Brat! you are going to be a marine," a voice was heard. I paled in fright. 'No way! Why of all times?' and trembled.

"*Ouch* It hurts! No way, I'm going to become King of Pirates," Luffy's voice yelled.

[Oh! It's Luffy] Mo looked excited, completely oblivious of the situation.

"You geezer! Don't hit Luffy," Ace yelled, followed by a *thud* "Call me grandpa!" Garp roared.

"Ah! Luffy! Ace! Geezer stop it!" Sabo yelled. "Hmm! Don't think you will escape, *bang* *Gah!*" Garp yelled, punching him.

"Take this! Take this! Bwahaha! And this, this," Garp's maniac voice sounded, Mo shivered in fright. And John is going straight to that place.

"Stop! Hitting my prey!" John yelled, punching the unexpected Garp in the guts with an Electro-fist. As Garp crashed into the tree, "JOHN!" the trio yelled.

"Oh No! John, Hurry, run away," Sabo cried in terror.

"You are not his opponent. He will kill you," Ace roared.

"Yeah! Run! if you die, How will you join my crew?" Luffy shouted unreasonably.

"Shut up! Who wants to join you? When I'm immortal," John yelled. 'What an idiot?' I facepalmed.

"You Brat! Who are you?" Garp asked, jumping out of the rubble uninjured.

"Me? I'm a protagonist! You are my stepping stone," John replied haughtily.

There was an eerie silence. "Well, get ready to prepare a funeral for John," I shrugged calmly to Mo.

[Huh? What!? John is dead? When?] Mo panicked.

"Soon," I replied and explained about Garp's identity. "What is the commotion? Noshi!" Naguri arrived with our dinner. I showed the screen and explained shortly.

[Teacher, Haven't you fought with Roger? Go and save John] Mo, urged Naguri. Naguri stood silently, "I will do what I can," he nodded and turned away.

'What? He is going? Did he really fight with Roger?' I wondered, since he was going, "What are you waiting for? Follow him," I patted Mo.

"Is John Okay?" Sabo's voice broke the silence on the other side.

"No, He is not normal!" Ace yelled. "Something is wrong with his head again," he added.

"Grandpa! Don't kill him! He is from North Island. He is an idiot since his head shriveled from cold," Luffy explained in panic.

"Who are you calling an idiot?/ Luffy! can you shut up," John/Ace yelled.

"Bwahahaha! Little Imp! This is the first time I was considered as a stepping stone," Garp grinned ferociously.

"How about becoming a Marine?" Garp offered.

"As if I will become a dog of the world government," John snorted, continuing his path to die.

"Hmph! It seems I need to teach you a lesson," Grap grinned and disappeared. Then we could only hear the sound of the groundbreaking, and trees cracking, and occasionally John would roll around dodging.

Suddenly, John appeared, skidding back on his knees, looking beaten up. He pressed a Flame Dial on his belt, then gathered the flame on his palm and threw it at Garp, who dodged it effortlessly. It seems Garp is not taking this seriously and is testing John.

After throwing some Fireballs, which looked ineffective, he covered his arms and legs with fire. "Bwahaha! You are very interesting, Imp. How can you control fire? Devil Fruit? Well, I will play with you for a while," Garp laughed. The ASL trio retreated and looked at this numbly.

Using his sensitivity to wind, John dodged Garp's attack so far. I don't know how long he could maintain. "Hey! Can you hurry up?" I urged Naguri, who was carrying us through the forest. "I don't speak Monkey language, Noshi!" Naguri replied.

With Electro-speed, he launched various punches, Elbow Strikes, knee strikes, especially various Kicks- jump, roundhouse, axe, diagonal, etc., mainly Capoeira Kicks and Garp dodged or blocked them effortlessly.

*Huff* *huff* John began to breathe heavily. "Have you had enough?" Garp asked. *siing* John extracted his claws and crouched on his fours, making himself as close to the ground as possible. Garp raised his brows in surprise. "Mink?" he muttered.

Using his short height and low posture, John launched another wave of attacks, adding a claw attack to the fight.

I know that he is running out of fuel, and Electro will be taxing on his physique, also he doesn't have his weapons. When Garp blocked his Axe kick, he hit the unprepared Garp with the tip of the tail. Garp staggered back a few steps and looked at John in surprise. "Sure enough! A Mink! or Half-Mink," Garp muttered.

Jahn retreated panting heavily, stopping the Electro and Flame on his body, "Bwahaha! Looks like you are out of breath," Garp grinned.

"Shut up! *huff* *huff* I'm only five *huff* When I get bigger I will beat you, *hu* *ha* *hu*" John retorted. I rolled my eyes. Now you take your age as a weapon.

"Then act like a kid," Garp yelled, punching John, who blocked it effortlessly... Blocked it...? How...? Surprised Garp retreated to reveal John holding an Impact Dial. "Huh? A Dial? Where did you get it?" Garp exclaimed. I sighed. Where do you think the fire came from?

John grinned, "Surprised?!" he asked cheekily.

"Brat! You got me there, but do you have any surprise?" Garp grinned.

John tapped another Dial on his belt, which spewed water, John used Fishman Karate to shoot them at surprised Garp. "Fishman?" Garp became doubtful, then slightly dodged a shockwave from a Fishman Karate Punch. "But I had enough," Garp grinned and rushed.

*plaak* a leaf slapped into my face, covering my vision.

[In the name of Science- 'Dexter's laboratory' Achievement Unlocked.

Reward: Dexter's Lab Coat

Descri...] I put it away hurriedly, "Why are you diligent today?" I yelled, for continuous distraction, and looked at the screen hanging from Naguri. Only to find that John rolling on the ground in pain. "No! What happened? Gah! It's stupid bastard's fault," I cursed and continued to watch.

"Bwahaha! What's your next move? Brat!" Garp laughed. and picked up John. "*huff* *ow* *hiss* Idiot Geezer," John sneered.

"John stop! he will really kill you," Sabo shouted anxiously.

"Yeah! he is a ruthless, crazy geezer," Ace added.

"What did you say, brat?" Garp glared at Ace.

"Smelly Gramps! leave John alone," Luffy yelled. Using this opportunity, John bit Garp's arm with Shark Jaws.

"You got brave. AHHHH!" Garp suddenly yelled in pain, shaking his hand up and down comically, as John hung from his arms, biting it. "O!" Everyone's eyes and mouths widened in disbelief at this scene.

"Let Go! Brat!" Grap waved forcefully, sending John up into the sky. "*Hiss* it's bleeding," Garp grinned in pain.

"Oh No! John is going to die," Luffy yelled, looking at the sky. "Killer!" he pointed at Garp.

"Psychopath!" Ace joined.

"Murderer!" Sabo added. Garp got ticked off by them. "Shut up! Brats! I will bring him down," he roared. "I'm their Grandpa! Did they consider my wound..." he grumbled, looking at the sky.

John spun in the sky and quickly regained his bearings. He looked down to see Garp glaring up. He quickly unfolded his wings and glided above.

"What? He can fly?" Garp/ASL trio exclaimed. Then the trio gave Garp stinky-eyed. Didn't you claim that you will bring him down? Now what?

Garp got ticked off, then cracked his knuckles, then disappeared and appeared above John and punched him, sending him to the ground. We just arrived when John came crashing to the ground.

Everyone stood silent, "He really killed John!" Luffy cried.

"John!" Mo jumped down from Naguri and rushed towards John, others quickly followed.

"He is breathing," Sabo yelled, as everyone sighed in relief

"Oops! I overdid it," Garp appeared, scratching his head in embarrassment.

"Are you an idiot? Noshi! You are a grown man fighting with kids... blah... blah... blah..." Naguri yelled angrily and began to lecture Garp, who was on his knees, listening to it head-down in shame.

I was the only calm person because I had already expected John to die. Suddenly, Garp and Naguri snapped their head towards John's location. "Everyone, get away from the brat," Garp ordered seriously.

"What? You beat him up and now asked to stop the treatment?" Ace yelled in disbelief.

"No! Listen to him. Noshi! get away from John. Quick." Naguri urged.

"Naguri/Teacher/Hammer Pops," everyone looked at Naguri in surprise, then moved away from John. Garp glared at the trio as if to blame, I'm your grandpa but you listen to others.

*crack* *sizzle* sound heard from John. "You guy, take them away, quick," Garp instructed Naguri.

A flame quickly engulfed John, accompanied by electricity. "What?/John!/No!" everyone yelled in terror.

*GRROOWWEEEK* a terrifying sound is heard, adding pressure on everyone present. Soon a figure emerged from the flame, a six-foot tall, with black wings, sharp claws, red eyeballs black Iris, Shark teeth combined with two canines, a tail with its tip in an arrow-shaped tip, and finally a noticeable two horns grew from his forehead, a flame behind his neck -Looking like a devil.

"A Lunarian and a Oni?" Garp muttered, seriously

"Wh-what is-s this?" Sabo stuttered fearfully.

"Don't know!" Ace gritted sweating heavily.

"No! That's John! He looks cool," Luffy yelled. "But... but he is in pain," he added, wrinkling his face.

[That's John?] Mo looked surprised.

"It's probably his Sulong form," I muttered, looking surprised. Damn! even I don't know.

[Sulong? What's that?] Mo who could understand me asked.

"Do we have time for it? We don't know his powers. He is probably unconscious. We should not be a hindrance to your grampa, Noshi!" Naguri urged us to retreat.

We reluctantly turned and ran away, *GRROOWWEEEK* John's roar sounded behind us, followed by *bang* *sizzle* *boom* *GAAA* *AHHH* *THUD* *crack* fighting sound. We could feel the ground tremble from here, we even staggered due to the shaking of the ground.

Soon, we reached the safe place, panting heavily. We stood/plopped/lay silently, hearing the distance fight.

[Is that really John?] Mo breaks the silence.

"Yeah! That is John! Alright," Naguri nodded.

"Is he fine? Will he die?" Luffy asked anxiously.

"Don't worry! Gramps is there. He will solve the problem," Sabo consoled.

"Hmph! he is the cause of it," Ace scoffed.

"You should consider whether your grandpa can survive from him," I muttered wryly.

"No way! Gramps is strong! He won't die," Luffy, who can understand me, protested in disbelief.

Everyone snapped their head towards us in disbelief, "No way!" Ace muttered.

"Do you think... Gramps will...?" Sabo asked anxiously.

"NO! I don't want anything to happen to Grandpa... and John! *Wahh*" Luffy began to wail.

Remembering something, "Hey! What happened to the drone?" I asked Mo eagerly.

[Yeah! Drone!] Mo exclaimed, picking up John's watch to look at the situation.

Through the screen, we saw a fiery hell, scorched earth, burning trees, broken ground, smoky vision, and two figures fighting each other.

[There! I can see them] Mo yelled, everyone gathered around him.

"Get closure! We can't see clearly," Ace yelled impatiently.

"No! The shockwave from the fight will destroy it," I opposed, as Mo nodded.

*Thunder* As if listening to our prayer, rain began to pour, putting out the fire. Everyone sighed in relief. "Now Gramps has a chance to calm John," Sabo replied.

"No! Nothing changed, John is half-Fishman, and he can control water," I replied grimly. After hearing the translation from Mo everyone became serious.

"Well, I had enough fun," Garp said, wiping the blood from his mouth. "Now, it's time to end this," he added, as John roared mindlessly.

Then both of them disappeared, *Bang* *boom* *woosh* followed by shockwaves. We can see the rain pushed away from time to time due to their fight. Then a figure fell to the ground, and we watched nervously as another figure appeared above the figure and punched, creating a huge crater. Then there was silence.

"It's over," Ace squeaked.

"Let's go!" Luffy yelled, rushing away.

"Wait! Luffy! We don't know the exact situation," Sabo ran behind Luffy followed by Mo.

"You Brats! Don't go, Noshi!" Naguri yelled, rushing behind.

Ace and I looked at each other, shrugging as we followed them. Reaching the battlefield, we were awestruck, seeing it on screen and in person was breathtaking. "One day! I will become as strong as them," Sabo vowed.

"I will become stronger than them," Ace added.

"Awesome! I have a strong crewmate," Luffy cheered.

"Let's find out if they are alive," I crashed their dream.

"You! Evil!" Sabo yelled.

"Heartless!" Naguri nodded.

"Cold Blooded!" Ace shouted.

[Inconsiderate] Mo replied.

"Dumb Monkey!" Luffy yelled.

"You bastards! Get lost!" I roared, angrily.

A figure can be seen walking through the smog. We became vigilant and stared nervously. Soon, Garp walked out of the smog carrying normal-looking John with him. "Bwahaha! It was a good Dinner exercise," he laughed.

"Gramps/Geezer/John!" the trio/Mo yelled, rushing towards them.

"Yeah! Dinner exercise, with blood spilling all around," I scoffed. My only concern is if John is still alive.

"He is breathing," Sabo yelled again... again?

Everyone sighed in relief. "Damn! Do you think I'm heartless to kill a kid?" Garp yelled after seeing everyone's reaction.

Everyone nodded in the affirmative, "Why you...?" he yelled to a pause and stood silently.

"He fell asleep, Noshi!" Naguri muttered speechlessly. We retreated to the Bandit's hideout, leaving Garp sleeping there. After explaining the happening to Dandan, and then treating John's injuries, we rested, with various thoughts in our minds. I recalled all that happening today, and that's when it hit me, 'Isn't John alive in the future? I was the one who wrote the chapters,' then sat up in realization. 'So, Why Am I trying to prevent John from reading that file? He is alive and well in the future,' I face-palmed. All my efforts are useless... Only John's situation will remain unchanged in any situation. 'Well, at least I got two rewards,' I sighed and lay back to sleep. Today was a very tiring day.

The next day, a racket woke me. Rubbing my eyes, I staggered toward where John was... the place of the commotion... obviously. "... worry, calm down! You are in a safe place," Sabo's voice was heard.

"Yeah! This mountain Bandits *Mmphf*" Luffy began before Ace covered his mouth.

"Bandits?!" John's surprised voice sounded. "How is bandits' place safe? Where Am I? How did I get injured? Did you do it? Bandits!" he demanded warily.

Luffy removed Ace's hand, "*phew* Bandits? I hate them," Luffy wrinkled his face. "I'm going to become a pirate," he announced proudly.

"Pirate?" John muttered, confused.

"Yeah! Pirate! The free man of the sea," Luffy continued. "And, you are my first crewmate," he revealed. John looked surprised.

"As if he will join you," Ace scoffed.

"Ok! I will join," John nodded.

"See, He... What? You agreed!?" Ace yelled in disbelief.

"Yeahhh! I have a crewmate," Luffy cheered.

[Wait a minute]" Mo intruded. [Something is wrong with John] he implied.

"What's wrong?" Sabo checked John's injuries and asked.

[You have not been with John, so you wouldn't know] Mo revealed. [Previously, after each STML attack, he will at least remember something... like our name, identity, etc., but he is completely blank... like... like he lost his memory entirely] he described. 'Well, this is how John got his 'blank' state personality,' I nodded, entering the room.

"Who is discussing about becoming a Pirate?" Garp arrived, crashing through the wall.

"Gramps!" the trio yelled in terror/relief.

[It's him! It's because of him hitting your head, you lost your memory] Mo yelled, pointing at Garp, who looked at mind-speaking Mo in surprise. "He lost his memory?" he muttered.

"Who is he?" John asked vigilantly.

[He is a Marine!] Mo responded,

"So? Marines are bad guys? and Pirates are good Guys?" John asked in confusion.

"What? how did you come to that conclusion?" Garp yelled in disbelief.

"A Marine hit me... children wanting to be a pirate," I replied deadpan.

Garp expression darkened, "Who said he wants to be a pirate? Him?" Garp punched Ace, "Him?" Kicked Sabo. "Him?" spun Luffy.

"Who said it?" Garp demanded.

"Wow! Marines are cool?" John exclaimed, sweating nervously.

Garp nodded, satisfied, "Good! You join the marine... Your training will start tomorrow," he added, knowing well it's impossible.

"NOOOO! He is my crewmate. It's unacceptable," Luffy protested, before being sent flying by Garp.

"Training?" John looked down at his bandaged form. "What training?" he asked.

Then Garp revealed about the training he gives to the ASL trio, who shivered to hear this. "Is this training done by them?" John asked surprised. Mo and I exchanged eye contact.

"Bwahaha! Are you scared?" Garp laughed at my reaction.

"It's just... Easy," John replied, confused. Everyone's jaw dropped. "Are you kidding me?" Sabo yelled.

"How is this not tough?" Ace roared.

"Oh! then tell me what's tough," Garp asked, interested since it's the first time someone says his training was easy.

"Well, I don't remember clearly... But I will explain what I think," John scratched his head bashfully. I rolled my eyes, 'Poor Scyther, and Usopp... Now you want to expand the list,' I sighed. 'Ah! I forgot about Mo and me,' I shivered recalling his so-called training.

Then John slowly explained his experim...*ahem* training method, as ASL trio, and Mo paled hearing that. Garp eyes shone in excitement and began a fiery discussion with John.

As they were discussing, I eyed John's head to see if there were any signs of horns on it. 'I didn't expect his Oni gene will show in this way... well, didn't also expect he will have a Sulong form...? Is it really Sulong form? It obviously looked like a Devil,' I wondered.

"Bwahaha! It's settled. You will train these brats from now on," Garp decided happily to the despair of the trio.

[Here, this is your watch to write down your instruction, so it can remind you of your tasks] Mo explained handing the watch to John, in the resentful eyes of the trio. 'He can't be blamed, we will get more leisure time if he focuses on the trio,' I acquiesced.

"Hmm! Who are you? How can a monkey talk?" John questioned, surprised.

"Oh! He is your pet," Ace replied, as a form of revenge.

"Yeah! He always tries to use your memory loss to escape from his status," Sabo added, smiling slyly.

"Oh! You will forget if you don't note it down?" Luffy's slow brain reacted.

"Yes, So note it down in the watch," Sabo reminded.

Luffy jumped anxiously, "What? Huh!? Add you joined my..."/ [You too? Luffy] Luffy's reminder was cut off as angry Mo pounced on him, poor guy. I slowly tried to sneak away, my fear was redundant, got two rewards, 'played' an awesome game, and my secret was safe.

[Oh! By the way, I updated your 'Reminder Note,' about what happened yesterday. Check if you want] Mo's voice sounded. I snapped my head towards him in disbelief.

"Why you? Bastard! Stupid! Idiot! Retarded!" I roared, joining the fight between Mo and Luffy. Thus beginning the cruel training Arc of the ASL trio and leaving a 'stupid' surprise on the watch.

-0-

[...Since the current understanding of the factional forces within the world government is not detailed, here, only the Goa Kingdom that has been investigated will be discussed.

It is worth noting that at present there is a big gap in the strength of our proletarian revolutionaries compared to the ruling class.

If we want to ensure the success of the revolution, we must take care to unite our true friends against our true enemies.

To distinguish between friend and foe, it is necessary to make a general analysis of the economic status and revolutionary attitude of the various classes in the Goya Kingdom.

First, the royal family and nobles of the Goa Kingdom, who have the most land and privileges in the Kingdom, and the class they represent is also the most backward class in the Goa Kingdom, hindering the development of the productive forces of the Goa Kingdom.

They are completely incompatible with the aims of the revolutionaries and are absolutely counter-revolutionary factions.

Second, the petty bourgeoisie, such as small merchants, artisanal owners, yeomanry, petty intellectual class, etc.,

This class can generally be divided into three parts, those with surplus money, those who are basically self-sufficient, and those whose standard of living is declining.

Of course, because the Goa kingdom is relatively wealthy, although this part of the people is exploited, they are relatively rich in material, they are timid, afraid of the nobility, but also afraid of the revolution, afraid that in a chaotic situation, they will not be able to maintain their current life.

This class can be wooed, but they are also oppressed, generally, the interests of the nobility are not the same, and can not push them into the camp of the aristocracy when the revolution arises. This class will also subordinate the revolution and become the force of the revolution.

Third, the semi-proletariat, the vast majority of peasants are semi-proletarian.

Fourth, the working class is made up of workers who sell their labor completely and have nothing but their hands.

Fifth the nomadic proletarians, mostly concentrated in border towns and uncertain terminals.

Under normal circumstances, the semi-proletariat and the working class are the main forces of the revolution, but in the relatively rich and peaceful kingdom of Goa, although they still bear the exploitation in their eyes, their basic livelihood can be guaranteed, so here in the Goa Kingdom, they are generally not regarded as the main force of the revolution.

Note that just in the relatively wealthy kingdom of Goya, in general, as long as many people can barely maintain their lives, the motivation for revolution will be much smaller.

So in the kingdom of Gova, the nomadic proletarians should be the central driving force of the revolution, who are the most persecuted, especially the inhabitants of the terminal of uncertainty

To sum up, in general, the royal family and the aristocracy are our absolute enemies, the petty bourgeoisie can be wooed, and the semi-proletariat and the working class need to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis, the main force.]

"Ugh! My head hurts, just by writing grandiose *bah* multisyllabic *pootey* using these... big... words..." I sighed in surrender.

"What is with these unknown words...? artisanal? bourgeoisie? proletariat? yeomanry? It's like some unknown curse spell," I grumbled, putting the papers aside.

Nearly, a year, I finally drafted the book, Analysing the Goa Kingdom. Each of the chapters explains different data of the kingdom.

I picked the draft and went through it again, the first chapter- Political division of the Goa Kingdom. Divided into one city and twenty villages. The royal capital and the twenty villages are located near or outside of .

The royal capital is further divided into five districts: the Royal Palace, Elite District, Central District, Edge Town, and Grey Terminal. And the twenty or so villages in the periphery are Windmill Village, etc.,

The second chapter- Transportation of the Goa Kingdom, is divided into sea route, land route, telephone snail communication range, sea transportation, and land transportation.

The Third Chapter - is the most detailed and records the commerce of the Goa Kingdom, including the foreign trade of the Goa Kingdom and the commodities within the Kingdom.

This chapter, in particular, focuses on the commerce of the Goa kingdom. which occupies most of the book, recording almost all the total value of the prices of all the large and small commodities in the Goa Kingdom.

Including the names, locations, and information of all the professions in the Goa Kingdom, the types of goods they sell, the prices, or the fees charged for their occupations, and so on.

"This business report alone shows how the Goa Kingdom ripped off the bottom to make it look clean," I sneered. "Poor Sabo! Burned his brain cells to collect all this info," I muttered.

"Anyway, with this survey report, the decision-makers have a deeper and more thorough understanding of the Goa Kingdom than anyone else. In this way, whether it is development or targeting, the decisions made will be extremely accurate." I lamented.

The fourth chapter is an analysis of the production relations in the Kingdom of Goa. This is an important chapter and will play a crucial role, it explains the class system of Goa Kingdom.

The aristocracy was divided into a landlord class exploited by land and a bourgeoisie exploited by trade or factories Or both. Even analyzed in terms of initial administrative divisions and specific nature.

The chapter is extremely detailed, recording almost all the names of nobles, their family history, the nature of their families, the fields and assets they owned, and the means of exploitation.

"Well, most of the information was provided by the bottom masses, so the information will be distorted, and needs to be taken into account," I muttered.

The peasants and workers who lived in the central district, the edge town, the surrounding villages, and Mt. Colubo were divided into the proletariat. Which in turn was refined into the working class and the peasant class, at even more granular levels.

This chapter not only details the relations of exploitation and oppression of various classes but also clearly mentions who is likely to be wooed and who is absolutely opposed to the revolution.

It is truly a powerful ideological force that can be used for revolution. "If revolutionaries make proper use of this data, then they can even overthrow this Kingdom," I muttered.

"Wait...! They got the signature of the current king and future King! If the kingdom is overthrown, then John's effort will be futile... Muwahaha! That's it! Let's overthrow the kingdom." I laughed maniacally to get revenge on John.

As I organized the notes, I heard a commotion outside. "Now What!?" I hurried out of the house to see some people, who seemed to be a staff of John's company, rushing here. Yeah, he incorporated the scavenger settlement into his company, and the residents as its staff.

Spotting a familiar figure, I ran to them. "What!?" and asked. After spotting me, "There is a situation, Sabo's father found the settlement and made a huge commotion, demanding to return his son," the white-haired butterfly-masked woman disclosed. I tilted my head in confusion. I can probably guess how John roped her in... create a big company, gather intelligence, and find her wanted daughter- with a reward of 79 million.

Understanding my confusion, "He threatened that he would destroy the settlement otherwise," she replied. I shrugged. Isn't that normal? Looking at my Lukewarm reaction, "He colluded with Bluejam Pirates, we can prevent him by using the Legal documents 'Jointly signed' by the Goa King and Vice Admiral Garp. But..." she dragged. 'He can use the pirates to harm us,' I nodded, recalling what he did in Canon. But now the ASL trio is stronger after being tortured by John, so what's to be worried about?

Noticing my Doubt, "Sabo quickly noticed his father's plan and volunteered to return with his father," she added. 'That Idiot! If he went now, how would I give him the book I wrote,' I fumed, then became depressed. Is it fate? Even after all the changes made by John and me, the same situation happened again. Can't I change anything? Wait...? Why Am I? Trying to change things? Shit! Now I remember! Isn't my dream to live a leisurely life... Gah! Don't be Off-topic... Even if I felt like this, then what about John? Then I reacted and snapped my head towards the gathered crowd. And quickly noticed it only consisted of the Elderly, women, and children,

"Oh! Did you notice? You are really intelligent, like your brother," she exclaimed. This woman, I glared, 'Don't compare me with a monkey,' I yelled.

"Geez! Don't screech! I will not compare you both," the woman relented, blocking her ears. Then she continued, "After John learned the situation, he was eerily silent, and asked the elderly, women, and children to come here," and looked at the crowd. "They will board the ship after Naguri returns from his voyage," she added. You guessed the ship built by us is already sailing the sea, it is also used as a means to smuggle people/things into the kingdom... most of the time it is used to trade.

"So, I think he planned to attack the pirates... for unknown reason," she speculated, as expected of the head of the Intelligence department/ Teacher of the settlement. 'He is trying to delay the fire by cutting off the important source- Bluejam Pirates- who will start it,' I deduced, '...but, just a few shots of cannon from the Kingdom's wall will cause fire,' and sighed. I also wondered why the hell this kingdom had huge walls facing the forest. Surely, the first few kings won't be retarded... so what are they defending against... Titans...? but now is not the time for that speculation.

'Then there is only one choice... Overthrow the kingdom and become the king yourself,' I decided. 'I can live a leisurely life as a king. If I regularly paid Heavenly Gold to the Celestial Pigs, then no one would disturb me,' I determined. 'Then time to start my Mighty Manipulation.' my eyes shone eagerly.

"Hey! What are you thinking happily?" the woman asked.

"Miss! Where should... Hmm! Hey! Might! Did we intrude?" Dude trotted and asked after spotting me. 'Since he is in internal administration, he was sent back,' I deduced.

'Now, I think about it. This fight occurs at the right time. Good, John train my soldiers well so that I can use them to overthrow the kingdom,' I smiled creepily, as Dude became pale.

"Don't make a creepy face with a face similar to Mo," the woman smacked my head.

'This woman... That's right, Book! Now, I have no time, since I have to Meet Sabo, Overthrow the kingdom, etc., let this woman proofread, copy, and distribute the book,' I reacted and beckoned her to follow. Dude left after getting proper instructions.

"What?" she asked, confused.

[I will show you something] I signed slowly. What? Do you think I still wouldn't have learned sign language?

"Ok! I still have some time," she shrugged and followed.

I looked towards the Grey Terminal. 'Be sure to win, John! My leisurely future is left in your hand,' I muttered. 'Just wait for a while, Sabo! I will meet you soon... since you are somewhat a half-a-student of mine,' I mumbled, looking in the direction of the city.

Then I confidently strode towards the house, 'Woman, I will show you how powerful I'm from your cute-faced Mo,' I entered the house. Followed by the surprised/excited exclaimations of a woman... Ugh, this whole paragraph came out wrong. Well, I guess you guys are rational and not dirty-minded and think weirdly, Gah! Why Am I explaining it? You can think whatever you want... I'm not an Author, I don't care. Hmph! Anyway, I got an assistant for free, so see ya. Totally underestimating the intelligence of Ohara scholar, who is who's assistance?

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In the Central District of Goa Kingdom, a unique Teenager could be seen walking along the crowd. What is unique about him is his attire. He wore blue overalls, a white-laboratory shirt with a red tie, a white helmet with a red pattern, and a pair of round goggles, completely different from the aristocrats walking around.

"Damn! I can really see my face on the floor," the teenager muttered.

Noticing the weird sights on him, he quickened his pace and reached his destination. In front of him is a building that looks like a hotel, as people frequent this place. The boy sighed at the sign 'Odd Jobs' and stepped into the building.

He glanced at the luxurious-looking Task Board with various tasks fixed on it in an orderly manner. He walked towards the receptionist. "What can we do for you?" who greeted him.

"Lu likes vegetables the most," the teenager replied. The receptionist's demeanor changed.

"Freckles is Calm," he replied.

"Blonde is an idiot," the teenager replied.

"Who is an intelligent monkey?" the receptionist asked.

The teenager became silent and clenched his fists. The receptionist became vigilant and eyed the security nearby.

"...mo..." the teenager mumbled. "Huh?" the receptionist reacted.

"Mo is...?" the teenager spat.

The receptionist sighed in relief and asked, "The Dumber?"

As if going through a battle, the teenager sweated, moved his lips, and finally, "Dumb is Dumber," he answered, gritting his teeth.

The receptionist smiled professionally and tapped rhythmically before a man appeared. "Take this guest for an adventure," the receptionist instructed the man, who gestured to follow.

Closely following the man, the teenager muttered, "Stupid Mo! I'm going to kill you for keeping such a password," angrily. "When I find who came up with this line..." he glowered silently. Yeah! This is me... Are you surprised? How did I become a human? This is the superpower of Minion overalls. Its duration increased after a combination of overalls, Dexter's lab shirt, Bean's Tie, Nobita's Glasses, and Kick's Helmet into a set, but also lengthened the Cool Down.

Soon, we reached a room after entering the basement. The man knocked on the door and opened it after getting a reply. I entered the door to spot a woman working seriously. The man retreated, closing the door behind.

"Who sent you?" the woman asked.

"White Butterfly!" I replied, throwing a paper at her, who caught and read it.

She relaxed after reading the letter. "Okay! I'm Fella," she replied.

"You?!" I yelled in surprise. "Isn't Fella a man?" I asked, surprised.

"Who said that?" Fella asked.

"Mo said Fella is mean, unreasonable, and will force others to buy the things," I built up as a revenge on Mo.

As I expected, she became furious, "That Stupid Mo! How dare he?" Fella spat, gritting her teeth.

"Yeah! Right! Who made up that password? Obviously, Dumb is smarter than Mo," I laughed, finally finding a like-minded partner.

Fella froze and looked at me weirdly. "Right?" I asked hopefully.

"What business do you have?" She changed the topic quickly.

"Are you kidding me?" I clamored. "Sabo's address. I need to deliver something," I responded after getting a stern look from her.

"Oh! Here it is," she picked one paper from the table and handed it to me. "We tried to keep an eye on him, but Elite District is difficult to Enter and Exit, so we only get little details about him," she added.

"He is probably locked up," I shrugged, Isn't that the case for all runaways if they were caught? and pocketed the paper. Then thought hard for a while, and, "I get it! All the passwords are opposites, so the questions must also be opposite! Right?" asked her expectantly.

Fella looked speechless and ignored my question. "Oh! Yeah! John is right. They plan to burn the Grey Terminal soon," Fella replied grimly, looking hesitant to continue.

"But the people around don't care, and because of that, you can't be sure?" I calmed down and revealed her thoughts. She nodded in surprise.

"Don't worry! The fire is real. The people here just don't care because they don't consider the people who live in Grey terminal as person," I responded, bringing shock to her.

"No way!" She muttered.

"Yes, it's how they are," I stressed. "It is molded in their human nature because of their surroundings and how they were brought up," I shrugged.

"And I totally can't blame them, because it is how the kingdom taught them. It is Kingdom's fault," I responded, as Fella panicked and looked around vigilantly.

"Hey! Can you not speak indiscriminately? What if someone heard this? All the things we build will be ruined," Fella chided with lingering fear.

"Don't worry! No one can hear us," I waved nonchalantly. "Besides, why are you suddenly afraid?" I grinned.

"Because?! They..." she stuttered.

"They will punish you if we slander their king?" I mocked. She nodded.

"It's the way how it is," I smirked, then looked at Fella seriously.

"Well, if you want to change this, there is only one way," I grinned, as Fella became attentive.

"Start a revolution and overthrow the King," I replied sonorously, as Fella's pupils dilated, and stood there rooted, unable to respond.

"That... I... why..." Fella stuttered.

"Why Am I telling you these?" I revealed her thoughts. Then I took a package from my shirt pocket- Yup! Space Storage! Be envious- and waved it in front of her.

"This is your next mission." I held it in my hand and watched her silently.

"Think carefully before you choose. You can't back down once you accept it. This is the last chance to reject it," I warned, as I waited for her choice.

Fella hesitated for a moment, then became determined, and took the package from me. I motioned her to open it. She opened it to find a letter and a book.

"The letter mentions the mission you need to do in addition to the company's job," I instructed. It contained the steps in preparation for revolution *bah* my leisurely life. Using the data collected for the book, I arranged for her to expand the manpower by wooing who can be wooed, collecting weapons, inserting spies, secret passages, and safe houses, bribing who can be bribed, proper retreat route and advance loot, gather supplies, etc.

"Oh! You can't merge people from the company into this group. You can take as much time as you need, but safety and secrecy are important," I advised.

Fella looked at the document in a daze, realizing her heavy responsibility. "This is too difficult," she finally answered.

I smirked at her response, "You will know after reading the book, and you can contact your boss - white butterfly- for any doubt, and only her. Not even John or Mo," I stressed, warningly.

She took the book to read the title- Guide for Revolutionary_ Analysis of Goa Kingdom- which piqued her curiosity, as she continued to read the description, became extremely surprised.

"This... this is... God-defying book," she exclaimed, holding the book tightly.

"No! Dragon slaying book. And this is for your eyes only, so be careful," I added and turned to leave, since the transformation time was about to end.

Seeing me leave, "Wait!" Fella yelled anxiously. I stopped, turning my head to look at her. "I have an unreasonable request," she asked hesitantly.

Seeing my waiting attitude, she gathered up her courage. "Who wrote this book?" she asked.

My grin grew wide. "You won't believe me if I revealed it," I cautioned, but she looked stubbornly. "Dumber Monkey Dumb is the one who wrote it. The same one you are using as a password," I revealed, as she looked as if struck by lightning. Satisfied by her reaction, I left dashingly.

After coming out of the 'Odd Jobs' company, I ran in the direction according to the address, rushing into an alley. I came out on the other as a monkey, "Tch! Timeout!" I muttered and climbed the nearby building. I soon reached the wall of Elite District, then using my little body, I sneaked in successfully.

Reaching Sabo's house and peeking through the window, I didn't find anyone. Deducing that Sabo was not in the house, I observed the town and made an imaginary way to the Royal Palace while waiting.

Soon, I spotted an arrogant Kid and pale Sabo returning. I hid carefully near the window, and waited for them to enter the room. "The parents have assigned a bodyguard to 'protect' you," Stelley said snobbishly, as Sabo ignored that idiot and sat calmly/frightened/confused.

"You Know! I also had a bodyguard named John Wick," Stelley revealed. "He saved me... when I... it's not important. After that incident, we hired him to be my bodyguard," he bragged, and this got Sabo's attention.

"I think he is nearly the same age as mine," he continued, "but he is very strong," Stelley praised admiringly. "Even he humbly asked for my autograph," he announced proudly.

Sabo's lips twitched, 'Can't blame him, This idiot is played by John,' I looked at Stelley in pity.

"Why Am I explaining this to you?" Stelley sneered and went out, slamming the door. Sabo once again became anxious and walked around the room in panic. "What to do? I hope everyone will vacate before the fire," Sabo mumbled.

Seeing that the area was clear, I tapped on the window, startling Sabo. He became extremely excited after spotting me. He swung the window and hugged me, "Might! it's really you! How did you...? Come in...!" Sabo dragged me in anxiously.

"Ouch!" I mock screamed.

Sabo let go of me, and hissed, "Where is Luffy, Ace, and others? Are they okay?" he looked out to see if they followed. "Oh! Yeah! Might! They are going to burn the Grey Terminal, including the people. You need to warn them," I said in fright. "Get them away from Grey Terminal," he added.

I patted his shoulder and motioned him to calm down. [Don't worry! We know! John has already taken the necessary action] I signed.

Sabo sighed in relief. "It's good! Good," and sat down calmly.

"The Royals and Nobles plan this... this district is rotten than the trash heap... I just feel disgusted living here... I won't be free if I stay..." Sabo cried anguishly. I sighed, knowing well what was about to happen.

"I decided to go to sea earlier than Luffy and Ace..." Sabo said determined. "I can't go back... can't stay here... so..." he said, depressed.

I knocked his head angrily [Don't worry! Nothing will happen. John took Guy and others to the inlet and destroyed all the pirates there] I signed.

"What?" Sabo looked surprised.

[After learning the plan of the nobles, everyone raged. So John simply took them to fight] I explained.

"But... but... they are terrifying pirates," Sabo paled, understanding there must be heavy casualties on our side.

I sighed [Even a rat may resist when pushed into a corner. Don't forget the anger of a common man] and explained, taking a package from my pocket.

[Here! Details of the fight] I handed the paper to Sabo who took and read it eagerly.

"Thousand common people against... 800 experienced armed pirates?" Sabo looked surprised. "We are clearly at a disadvantage," he muttered.

I shrugged [Most of them went to solve tasks or disbursed to important locations of East Blue] I signed.

Sabo read and exclaimed from time to time, "It's a terrible battle... Gulp! Mo's illusion motivated the guys?" Sabo looked at me in confusion.

[Yeah! Illusion! A large-scale illusion applied to enemies and allies... enemies will see the allies as terrifying beasts... and allies will see their loved one captured by the pirates] I explained.

"What about Ace and Luffy? Is John or Mo hurt?" Sabo asked anxiously grabbing me.

[Luffy and Ace didn't participate in it] I escaped from Sabo's hold [John and Mo are also fine] I calmed him.

[See! You don't need to be afraid of going back] I added.

"No! Blujam and some of his crew escaped, and my dad plans to accuse John of forging a document. I eavesdropped," Sabo refused. "I will find a time to destroy the evidence and escape to the sea," He said determined.

I relented [Fine! You can leave on the next journey of the company's ship] and suggested.

Sabo became silent, "No! I don't want to," he denied subconsciously. "I don't want to implicate others... And I'm ashamed of being born as a noble!" Sabo determined. I looked speechless. 'What is being a noble has anything to do with going back?' at Sabo's idiotic words.

But my eyes lit up [Well If you want to change this, there is only one solution] and smiled meaningfully. "What!?" Sabo asked, confused.

[Have you heard of the Revolutionary Army? They fight against the corrupted Nobles and bring peace to commoners] I began, Well, if I became a king I need a powerful backing [You can join them if you want] since he is determined then send him to the Revolutionary Army and act as my insider.

Sabo blinked, then became excited, "Really!? There are really people who oppose Nobles?" he asked, amazed.

"But are they reliable?" he frowned. I sighed in relief. At least these days of helping me collect information for the book have expanded his thinking.

"Don't worry! Revolutionary Armies Leader Monkey D Dragon is Luffy's dad," I revealed. Sabo looked blank, then exclaimed "WHA-*mmph*" before I shut his mouth. [Do you want that bodyguard to find me?] I glared.

Ignoring me, "How did you know?" he asked. [I eavesdropped on Garp and Dandan] I lied.

Sabo stood silent, "Then that is my goal for now... but how to find them?" he asked. I grinned at my successful manipu*ahem* convincing [They will probably arrive after learning about the fire] I added.

"Oh!" Sabo looked blankly. [I heard that Dragon has a red tattoo on his left face as if he was smacked by Flip-Flops. Probably by Garp] I signed.

Sabo laughed finally, "Hahaha! What's this weird way of identifying? Even John said something similar," he added.

I became curious [What did he say?] I signed.

"He said to be wary of the man who is hairy, fat, with broken teeth, and laughed weirdly," Sabo replied amusedly. My smile froze. 'Damn! John is preparing Ace to be wary of Teach' and thought.

[Ok! Since you decided! Write a letter to Ace and Luffy. I will prepare a plan to stop your father from searching for you] I grinned mischievously.

"How?" Sabo looked surprised.

[It's a thing I picked up in the forest...You will find it in a while] I patted Sabo as he sat on the table and began writing a letter.

Then I rummaged through my coat pocket and took Perman 'Copy Robot!' I screamed inwardly. 'Why am I acting like Doraemon?' I facepalmed at my action.

This is one of the rewards from... you know who... it's a one-time use and useless in this world. After Sabo finished writing, I asked him to press the red nose of the robot.

"What is this toy? This can solve my problem?" Sabo frowned.

[Just press it! Why are you verbose?] I slapped his head.

Rubbing his head, he pressed the red nose of the robot, which began to grow to transform into another Sabo.

"Wow! it's awesome," Sabo's eyes shone in excitement.

[Oh! Yeah! Here is my complete book] I gave a package to Sabo, who became silent suddenly. "*sniff* Might..." he choked.

[Don't start again... time is running out] I waved in disgust.

Sabo looked at the darkened sky and packed some necessary things [Hurry up! I need to return to control this broken robot] I urged. Yeah! this robot can only be controlled remotely, Lazy bastard! gave a faulty robot.

Placing the robot on the bed, we got out of the window and made our way out of the Elite District. After posting the letter to be delivered to Dandan Bandits *boom* *boom* soon, we heard some muffled explosion, as we saw a red glow brightening outside the wall.

Sabo looked pale, "They... they really burned it," and stuttered. "Will they be alright?" he asked, trembling.

"Yes!" I nodded. [John has prepared for it. He gave gas masks made of Breath Dials to Luffy and others] I signed.

Soon we reached the wall near Edge Town and saw a raging fire outside. "What-t now?" Sabo muttered.

I looked around for a while, [Go and get beaten by the guard. Someone will arrive...] ...probably I signed.

"Are you for real?" he asked in disbelief. I nodded.

Sabo nodded determinedly and resolutely rushed towards the gate. I picked the gun to cover Sabo for any unfortunate circumstance. Then everything happened similar to Canon, guards beat Sabo... who cried... then Dragon appeared... "Uncle with 'slapped by Flip-flop' tattoo!" Sabo yelled... my/Dragon's eyes twitched... Sabo clamored to bring him along... they bickered... Dragon relented... 'What the hell just happened?' I looked at this speechlessly. 'Anyway, the plan is a success. Now, hope others are alright.' I looked at the raging fire expressionlessly.

"Damn! The Nobles burned the Trash Heap to welcome the guests from the World Government," a voice yelled among the crowd.

"No way! Right? There are people living there," another voice questioned.

"For them, people and trash make no difference," someone scoffed.

This type of gossip spread among the crowd just like the fire outside, planting a seed in the hearts of people. I grinned maliciously, 'Bastards! The revolution begins with the fire you started,' I thought and returned to Sabo's home.

'Not only John can infiltrate, but I can also manipulate the Nobles,' I disappeared into the darkness, planning my next step. 'Since it is difficult to collect info from Elite District and Royal Palace... I will collect it personally,' I muttered, sneaking ' Sabot' to Outlook's study.

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I stood on top of the lighthouse and glanced at the bustling port in the distance, preparing to welcome Celestial Dragons. It's time to end 'Sabo' I sent all the crucial info to Fella... Just follow the Canon and 'end' this Sabo. 'Anyway, this robot is useless.' I shrugged. Spotting a ship approaching in the distance, I controlled the 'Sabot' to steal a boat and set sail.

People on the shore clamored, seeing the boat sailing from the port. I planted a familiar pirate flag and controlled the boat towards the ship. Steering the boat away from the ship, and spotted a bubble-head... well... square-headed celestial dragon.

Through the robot's eyes, I saw him point a gun and fire, setting the boat ablaze. I pretended to put out the fire, and suddenly *whoosh* a column of water rushed out of the sea and doused the flame... "What the...?" I blinked in confusion.

The smoke cleared to reveal a familiar-masked figure. "JOHN! This death-seeking bastard," I roared in panic/disbelief.

"Why are you here?" I asked John through Sabot.

John blinked in confusion at my reaction. "Sabo! Did you hit your head?" he asked, concerned.

"I need to ask that question," I pointed angrily. "What's with the bag?" I pointed at the travel-equipped John. 'Where is he going?' I wondered.

"My portable vehicle?" he replied in confusion. "And this one is the treasure you and Ace accumulated. That bastard Bluejam tried to take it, so I beat him and took it," he exclaimed proudly.

"Why the hell... forget it... now is not the time... get out of here," I waved at John to get lost.

"What do you mean, bastard? I kindly put out the fire on your ship. This is how you repay?" John yelled in disbelief.

"Did I ask you? You are always ruining my plan, bastard," I scolded.

"Why you... Wait a minute? You are not Sabo," John pointed, accurately.

I grinned, "Yeah! So get away and don't ruin my plan," and agreed generously.

"How? Reincarnated? Transmigrated? Time Travel? Doppelgänger?" John asked excitedly.

"Well..." "I want him as my slave," an infuriating voice interrupted.

John got annoyed. "You stupid pig! Don't you see we are discussing," and yelled. "And I thought I would take a long time to see your stupid faces. Now, I can tear it fast," he got ready to fight.

There was a silence... I got pale... this bastard! Is he trying to destroy this kingdom? No! I can't let him succeed or my leisurely plan will be ruined.

The celestial Dragon stumbled back in fear, "K-kill him... kill him... shred him to pieces... How dare he?...untouchable," and ordered hurriedly. All the guns on the ship pointed at us... well... John! I'm just a robot... "Hahaha! Bring it on! Bastards! I'm invincible!" John laughed arrogantly. Then I reacted, "Damn it! Mo! Why didn't you add the password back?" I roared and rushed at John.

Using this body's height advantage, I caught John and threw him off the boat. "Damn! My awesome moment!" John roared, falling into the sea. *BOOM* *BAM* *BLAM* *CRACK* just before the weapons fired at the boat destroying Sabot.

I quickly rushed down the Lighthouse to see if John escaped. Just as I stepped out of the lighthouse *whoosh* a net appeared out of nowhere and caught me. "What the!" I yelled before it shrunk and caught me.

"Did we catch it?" a surprised voice sounded.

"It seems so... We really caught John's monkey," another voice exclaimed. 'I'm not! Don't talk nonsense. You caught the wrong monkey,' I struggled.

"After the captain brought Ace's treasure, we should leave quickly," another voice replied. "Look at all the commotion," he added.

I paused, 'Captain...? Ace's treasure? Aren't these Bluejam pirate's remnants? I'm so dead,' and paled in fear. Since the Lighthouse was some distance away from the port and near the inlet, the pirates used it as a hideout.

Soon we heard hurried staggering footsteps. "Huh? Captain! What happened?" the previous voice yelled in surprise.

"Damn! That Bastard John! Sneaked attacked us and took the treasure away," a voice roared.

"When I get my hands on him..." a voice gritted.

"There is no need! He was just killed by that noble a moment ago," a voice explained.

"Really! Great!" a weak voice spoke excitedly.

"Captain! Are you alright?" others clamored.

"Fine! Defeated by a kid and a woman... once again defeated by a kid? Don't you guys have any rebellious thoughts?" Bluejam asked murderously.

Everyone retreated silently. "Hmph! it's better!" Bluejam snorted.

"Captain! We caught John's monkey," a timid voice broke the silence, bringing despair to me.

"Hmm! Really! Since John is dead, it is of no use. But it ate devil fruit and played a significant role in our defeat... Just bring it along... we will think about selling it later..." Bluejam decided.

"Captain! A ship is arriving! It has a Dragon figurehead," a distant voice sounded.

"Let's get out of this place," Bluejam ordered, as I felt myself moving. "Oh no! NO! No! I'm going to die," I yelled.

"Shut up! You stupid monkey!" a voice yelled, before something hit my head, knocking me out.

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LogicNoLogic: Wow! Just Wow...! This much happened in the Goa Kingdom. The Author deserved it... for hiding this. Naguri... Odd Jobs... and surprisingly Author wrote a book! And his manipulation...! Is he planning to take the Revolutionary route? And what happened to John after that? Probably! Dragon saved John and took him to Zoro's village. But how did John cheat out Navy's six styles from Revolutionaries? What happened to Mo? In Canon, Luffy and Ace lost only Sabo... Now they lost three...and half... What will be their future look like? So many mysteries.

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