Hey, guys! Welcome to my first-ever Helluva Boss OC Story, 'Helluva An Imp!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs as the OC Ratchet Calamity belongs entirely to 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Helluva An Imp-Season 1, Episode 1: Murder Family!}
Mrs. Mayberry: I was a good person before it all went down...I was good my entire life
It was a beautiful morning in the Human Realm as we cue over to a random red schoolhouse named, 'Puppies Junior School', with the words 'Learning is Fun' written on the side of the building as there were trees and a playground as birds flew in the background and a bell on the roof of the school rang loudly as we cue inside and we see a hot teacher opening the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch as she then turned around and walked over to write 'Good morning!' on the blackboard as the teacher then tossed her piece of chalk and twirled around to catch as she then gave her students a warm and radiant smile.
Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 38-year-old Human Female with sandy-green eyes, waist-length sandy-blonde hair which is more fluffy and curly at the lower portion as it was tied around the back of her head by a sandy-green headscarf, thick black eyebrows, a small nose, cherry-red lipstick, a sharp chin, C-Cup Breasts, Tan Skin, a slim hourglass build, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a pair of small round cherry-red earrings, a pair of oval-framed mustard-yellow glasses, a long-sleeved cherry-printed cream blouse with a white peter-pan collar and a gold-framed sandy-green brooch that was adorned at the front, a high-waisted teal-blue maxi skirt with two gold buttons, a pair of black tights, and a pair of black flats. Her name is Mrs. Mayberry, a Teacher of Puppies Junior School and Jarold's Wife.
"Good morniiing! I hope you all did your homework!" Mrs. Mayberry says to her smiling students cheerfully as they nod and dance in their desks as a brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap is seen spinning around on a stool and facing the wall.
"We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too~!"
"Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do~!" Mrs. Mayberry sang as the kids cheered.
"Okay!"
"Two plus six is..."
"Eight!"
"And good behavior's..."
"Great!"
"And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date!" Mrs. Mayberry sang as she whirled around to begin writing on the chalkboard.
"It's nine in the morning..."
"On January 8th!"
"The sun is out smiling!"
"And it's your husband's birthday!" Various Kids sang as they all began singing 'La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!' while Mrs. Mayberry slowly grew silent and dragged her piece of chalk in a line on the board with the piece almost gone as her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches anxiously as she then faced the class.
"Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!" Mrs. Mayberry snapped, surprising the kids as they fell silent. "I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!" Mrs. Mayberry yelled with a sad pout and watery eyes as one of the kids gave her a cheery, reassuring smile.
"Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!" The Kid says as Mrs. Mayberry perked up and nodded as she went over to her computer with her students following after her as their teacher was able to call up her husband through the computer and we then cue over to the Mayberry House as we cue over to the Master Bedroom and we see Mrs. Mayberry's Husband having sex with a random woman as the words 'Wifey' appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen as a sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear and various giggles and an 'Oh, yeah!' and 'Not there, not there-' rang out as an unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard in the background as, back in the classroom, we see the that the busty teacher's face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment and the children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks as Mrs. Mayberry's face went blank and gained shadowy eyes as she stood up stoically and walks away as one of her students ran over to grab hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm with a concerned look on her face.
"Wait, Mrs. Mayberry, remember what you taught us? Think before you act-GAH!" The Kid says before gagging in surprise and pain as a cold and furious Mrs. Mayberry reached over to grab hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof as she then walks out the door, and the children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car as the children then head back to the computer to watch and spotted the adults having sex before the door was kicked open as a glaring Mrs. Mayberry stumbles into the room with a freaking chainsaw and a shotgun in her hands.
"Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?!"
"Shut up, Jarold!" Mrs. Mayberry shouted while firing a bullet at the random woman, causing her to scream in pain and crash down into the ground with a bullet in her head as the busty teacher scoffed. "You scream like a bitch!" Mrs. Mayberry screamed as the dunce boy cowered in his seat when the sound of a chainsaw was heard, and blood splattered against the computer screen as the children stared in shock and horror.
"Oh, god! What have you done? Sh-She had a family!"
"We could've had a family!" A sobbing and teary-eyed Mrs. Mayberry exclaimed while firing multiple shotgun bullets at her husband, killing him, as several children looked away in disgust or began crying as Mrs. Mayberry panted heavily with rage and sorrow...before hearing a couple of kids crying as she froze in place with a look of regret and surprise on her face as Mrs. Mayberry rushed over to wiped away the blood from the screen and spotted her traumatized students staring back at her as she teared up. "Oh, dear God. What have I done...? In front of you all! I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!" Mrs. Mayberry sobbed while aiming her shotgun at her head and fired a bullet through her face, killing her as all of the children fainted on the floor one by one.
Mrs. Mayberry: You do everything right in life
Play by all the rules
And still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!
The camera then lowers downwards to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites, and the camera then stops at the outside of the I.M.P. Building placed in the Pride Ring in hell as we zoom inside and we appear in front of the door that had a taped piece of paper that reads, 'I.M.P Headquarters' with 'Meeting in progress :)' as we then appear inside yet again and we see an Imp sitting on an office chair, looking bored as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room and steps forward to reveal her Demon Form as her face is partially shadowed by blinds and holds a cigarette in her hand as she took a whiff of it.
Standing in the I.M.P. Headquarters is a 4'5-feet-tall, 38-year-old Male Imp Demon as he sports a harlequin-like aesthetic with a long narrow head as he has a pair of eyes that have yellow scleras and red irises, a pair of large curved black-and-white striped horns, a black heart-shaped skull symbol on the center of his forehead, no ears/nose, a sharp chin, a pair of four-fingered arms with fairly broad forearms/hands, red skin with white burn marks of various sizes that cover parts of his forearms/chest/tail/most of the right side of his face and black spines on his head and upper back as well as on his tail, a tall slender build, a long red tail that ends with a triangular point that has a black spot at the tip, a pair of pointed red feet with boot-like heels, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved tattered slate-gray collared coat with red buttons down the breast, a red skull charm wrapped around his neck, a pair of elbow-length black fingerless gloves featuring large rounded yellow decorations on the upper side of them, and a pair of black knee-high boots matching the shape of his feet. His name is Blitzo (The 'O' is silent now, thank you very much) Buckzo, the founder and manager of I.M.P, the adoptive father of Loona, Lazlo and the others' boss, and a former co-worker and best friend of Fizzarolli during their days as kids in the former's Father's Circus.
Also standing in the I.M.P. Headquarters is a 5'10-feet-tall, 1-year-old (Physically)/38-years-old (Mentally) Female Sinner Demon as she didn't change too much from her Humanself, but had a pair of eyes that were larger and pointer as they have red scleras and slit yellow pupils, waist-length light gray hair which is messier as it was tied around the back of her head by a black headscarf, a pair of goat-like lavender horns planted on the top of her head, large pointy ears, no nose, a wide mouth with black lips and sharp yellow teeth, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, Light Violet Skin, a tall slim hourglass build, a long light violet imp tail, a big perky butt, a pair of goat-like lavender hooves, and her outfit consists of a pair of salmon cat-eyed glasses, a pair of diamond-shaped earrings, a yellow-tipped tear drop-shaped pin, a long-sleeved dark mauve-pink turtleneck with torn edges and salmon-pink stitching, a high-waisted black maxi skirt that is torn at the hem as it also features both salmon threaded seams and two salmon buttons, and no shoes.
"After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here. To get my revenge."
"...I mean, was she hotter?" Blitzo asked with a sly grin as Mrs. Mayberry glared at Blitzo with an incredulous look on her face. "I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits," Blitzo stated bluntly as Mrs. Mayberry seethed in anger and her eyes and body glowed red as her hair started waving around her head with her rage. "Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here," Blitzo says while standing up as Mrs. Mayberry growls at him. "See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you...boop," Blitzo says with a smirk while bopping Mrs. Mayberry's nose as said person clenches her fist, and her red aura glows brighter as she huffs.
"Not...all of them. That whore survived. Now, they all call her a hero." Mrs. Mayberry fumed as the camera zooms up to a hospital bed with a bandaged blonde woman recovering as she was named, 'Martha', and the room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers as her children and husband are by her bedside.
"How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?" A Female Reporter asked as Martha smiled sympathetically with an angelic expression on her face.
"I just hope that sick woman finally found peace."
"Wow, you are so brave. Here's two million dollars." The Female Reporter says while handing her a golden check as Martha beamed happily.
"Ohhh! Thank you!" Martha says with a smile as we then fast forward in time, and we see a fully healed Martha standing with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.
Mrs. Mayberry: Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash...getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!
"You're a hero!" A Reporter says to Martha, who is standing at a podium with 'VNN' on it as several other microphones appear.
"You're a hero, girl!" A dark-skinned woman with blonde hair says to Martha as they can be seen jogging at a random park.
"My mama's a hero!" Martha's Son says to a cashier lady named Brook at a Grocery Store as his mother is buying some food.
"She is a hero!" Brook yelled with a smile as we then see Ralphie and Martha having sex in a bedroom as he grunts in pleasure.
"You're a hero!" Ralphie yelled as we then see Martha standing in front of a church with her hands folded as an old priest stood beside her with his hands folded in prayer.
"You're a herooo!" The Old Priest says as we then see Martha standing in front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom, and another teacher could be seen introducing Martha to the class, who all looked somber and depressed by the death of their favorite teacher as the words, 'How to deal with trauma 101' is written on the board.
"You're a hero!" The teacher yelled while the kids remained silent and glum as we then see Martha having anal sex from another man, and her face scrunched in pleasure as she moaned like the little horny cheating whore she is.
"You're a hero!" The man yelled with a groan while cumming inside of Martha's ass as we then cue back to Hell, and we see Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.
"SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mrs. Mayberry roared furiously while leaning in close to Blitzo's face as her face went red with anger.
"Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly." A frightened Blitzo says while rapidly pressing a red button from underneath his desk as a red light flashes by a label reading, 'Deranged client' and there are other labels reading, 'More coffee', 'Soiled my pants', 'Horny Client', 'Client giving birth', 'Lucifer found out what our job is, prepare to die for good', 'Ghost', 'Lazlo asked for another raise', and 'Stolas' as the door was opened, and Blitzo sighed in relief while Mrs. Mayberry whirled around to see a Male Imp Demon walking towards her.
Standing in front of them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 23-year-old Male Imp Demon with a pair of eyes that have yellow scleras and red slit pupils, long shaggy white hair with a pair of large backward curved black-and-white striped horns planted on his head, no ears/nose, a sharp chin, a pair of red/black wings planted on his back, a pair of muscularly slim four-fingered arms, red skin with a bullet-shaped scar placed on his back and black stripes placed across his whole body, a slim muscularly toned build, a long red tail that ends with a triangular point as it had multiple black stripes on it, a pair of muscularly slim two-toed feet, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared navy blue jacket with red buttons, a long-sleeved high-collared white buttoned up shirt underneath, a red scarf wrapped around his neck as it reaches down to his legs, a black belt with a red belt buckle that held his Chain-Sickle as it was a long black chain with a spearhead like part on one end and on the other end is a small black/red sickle, long navy blue pants, and no shoes. His name is Lazlo Curtis, a member/assassin of I.M.P., Blitzo's Employee, and Moxxie and the others' fellow co-worker as he is the weapons and hand-to-hand combatant expert of the I.M.P. Gang.
"Alright, Boss, what's going-,"
"SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mrs. Mayberry snapped while glaring at Lazlo with her glowing red eyes as he paused a bit and sighed heavily as the Imp then walked over to give her a comforting side-hug.
"Come on, Miss, why don't you tell me what's the problem so I can help you," Lazlo says reassuringly while reaching over to place his hand on her shoulder as Mrs. Mayberry huffs angrily...but nods as Blitzo sighs in relief in the background and we then cue over to the I.M.P. Headquarters Main Lobby as we see a Male Imp holding a black/red crossbow in his hands with a Female Imp standing beside him as she had a supportive smile on her face and an Owl Demon standing beside him with an encouraging look on his face as a bored Female Hellhound lied on a gray couch and held up a picture of a smiling family: a Father, a Mother, a Baby and two Children with one hand and held her phone in the other as, on the wall, are drawings of Blitzo in a horse shape and a drawing of Robo Fizz with an arrow sticking out from it.
Standing around in the I.M.P. Headquarters Main Lobby is a 4-feet-tall, 26-year-old Male Imp Demon with a pair of eyes that have yellow sclera and black slit pupils, white pointed hair that leads up to a pair of curvy black-and-white striped horns, thin black eyebrows, no ears/nose, freckles on his cheeks, a sharp chin, a pair of slim red four-fingered arms, Red Skin, a slim build, long thin red tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, a pair of lanky red digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved navy-black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, a long-sleeved a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow tie, a pair of navy-black fingerless gloves, long black pants, and no shoes. His name is Moxxie Knolastname, Millie's Husband, a member/assassin of I.M.P., Blitzo's Employee, and Lazlo and the others' fellow co-worker as he is the straight man weapons expert of the gang who tends to be the most rational of the group but is often treated as the butt of the joke.
Standing around in the I.M.P. Headquarters Main Lobby is a 3'10-feet-tall, 26-year-old Female Imp Demon with a noticeable more human-like head as she has a pair of eyes that have yellow sclera with black slit-like pupils and she has shimmering-dark red eyeshadow and thick black mascara, thick long eyelashes as well as a small beauty mark placed under her right eye, short messy bob cut-styled charcoal hair with bangs that cover half of her right horn and a pair of thin white-striped black horns, thin black eyebrows, no ears/nose, a wide mouth with black lipstick and her front teeth possess a gap that is flatter than the sharp conical teeth most demons have, a sharp chin, C-Cup Breasts, a pair of slim red four-fingered arms, red skin with white markings on her forearms and a black heart tattooed on her left shoulder, a short slender build, a long red tail that ends with a triangular point as it has white markings on it, a big bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a black choker around her neck, a cold-shoulder black crop-top with the straps being held by two golden-yellow buttons, a pair of fingerless gloves, black torn denim pants, and a pair of black toeless footwear that exposes her hoof-like toes. Her name is Mildred 'Millie' Knolastname, Moxxie's Wife, a member/assassin of I.M.P., Blitzo's Employee, and Lazlo and the others' fellow co-worker as she is the exciteful powerhouse of the I.M.P Gang who always fights alongside Moxxie.
Standing around the I.M.P. Headquarters Main Lobby is a 6-feet-tall, 17-year-old Male Avian Owl Demon with a black heart-shaped facial disk as he has a pair of almond-shaped eyes that have purple scleras and bright white pupils, a small white beak, a pair of slim four-clawed arms, purple feathers, a tall slim build, a long plume-like purple feathery tail with blue streaks in it, a pair of slim four-clawed legs, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared black buttoned up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared white buttoned up shirt, a red tie, a black strap wrapped around his body as it held a purple/black Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle, long black pants, and a pair of black boots. His name is Ratchet Calamity, a member/assassin of I.M.P., Blitzo's Employee, and Lazlo and the others' fellow co-worker as he is the Stealth and Guns Expert of the I.M.P. Gang.
Standing around the I.M.P. Headquarters Main Lobby is a 5'5-feet-tall, 22-year-old Female Hellhound as she has a wolf-like appearance with a pair of eyes that have red scleras and white irises as she has grey eyeshadow and black winged eyeliner, long voluminous silver hair swept to the side to reveal a pair of dark grey ears with white insides as the left was pieced with two small black hoop piercings while the right is ragged, black thin eyebrows as she has a piercing on her right eyebrow with a black hoop for jewelry, a pointed white dog-like muzzle with a dark grey nose and sharp/pointy teeth, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, white fur with grey countershading encircling her face and grey patches on her shoulders, a large dark grey bushy tail with white on the underside, a big thick bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a large spiked black choker, a tattered grey off-the-shoulder crop-top that is held up at the neckline by a series of crisscross spaghetti straps that form an inverted pentagram, a pair of fingerless black gloves, black shorts that are tattered at the hems with a white crescent moon detail on the right side, a pair of black thigh-high toeless stockings with her black claws protruding due to her digitigrade stance. Her name is Loona, Blitzo's Adoptive Daughter, a member of I.M.P., Blitzo's Employee, and Lazlo and the others' fellow co-worker as she is the receptionist of the I.M.P. Gang.
"Moxxie, stop shakin'!" A stern Millie yelled after noticing that Moxxie's arms were shaking as the pointer hovered around the man's crotch area. "You're gonna shoot our only Hellhound!"
"Wow. I feel soooo loved here." A deadpan Loona says sarcastically as Ratchet turns to Moxxie.
"Also, make sure to aim for the head. Always go for the quick kills, don't drag things out."
"Just take a deep breath, and let it out. Just like the first time we made love." Millie says with a warm smile as Moxxie blushes.
"Millie, please," Moxxie says as he then takes a deep breath and tries to shoot at the dad in the picture by his head, only to groan loudly as he lowers his weapon. "Ugh, I can't, guys. It's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?"
"Hey, you might never know if a human family might be secretly evil and beyond salvation." Ratchet pointed out as Millie nodded with a shrug.
"Yeah, plus, if killing a human family is what our client wants, we have to do it. It's our job."
"Ugh, I know, I know, but if we had to kill a shitty dad or a mob family that's understandable, but to eradicate an entire innocent-seemingly, in this instance, upper-middle-class family bloodline?" Moxxie asked with a pout as Loona looked at the picture and thought for a moment as she then pointed at it with a glare on her face.
"Hey! You don't know they're innocent!" Loona stated sternly as she then pointed to the boy. "This kid probably sets dogs on fire," Loona says as she then points to the girl. "Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online," Loona says as she then points to the father. "And this guy definitely watches child porn."
"Exactly. Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here." Millie says with a sharp nod as Moxxie bit her lip nervously and looks away.
"But-,"
"Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox," Millie says with a soft tone as she reaches over to cup Moxxie's cheeks and shakes them. "Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target." Millie says while kissing his cheeks as she then steps back, and Moxxie moans as he holds up his crossbow.
"I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all," Moxxie says as Lazlo and the others suddenly barge into the room.
"Don't worry, Mrs. Mayberry, we will kill that bitch no time. Don't worry." Lazlo says with a reassuring smile and reaching up to cup Mrs. Mayberry's hands as she teared up and nodded as a smirking Blitzo turned his head.
"Guys! I want you to meet-," Blitzo says before getting interrupted by a startled Moxxie accidentally firing his arrow, and it ricochets around the room as a frightened and yelping Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer, the arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding, a surprised Ratchet duked to avoid an incoming arrow shot, and the arrow hit the bottom of a tank with eels, and the tank starts to wobble dangerously as the arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Lazlo was able to reach up and grab it before it could reach their shocked and scared client.
"...our newest client!" Blitzo says with a blank glare as the eel tank falls down and glass and water spill on the floor as the eels fall out and burst into electricity, setting the room on fire. "Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!" A pissed-off Blitzo screamed with a scowl as we then fast forward in time and we cue to the outside of I.M.P. Headquarters Building as Imp Firefighters could be seen carrying around the eels away and heading into a red fire truck as Mrs. Mayberry drove off in a yellow taxi cab and Blitzo waves goodbye at her with a tense smile on his face. "Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!"
"When did we start implementing that deal? It's horrible." A confused Ratchet asked as an annoyed Blitzo pointed over at Moxxie.
"When he set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT! YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DIPSHIT, MOXXIE!" Blitzo screamed while glaring over at Moxxie as he then turned to Lazlo with a huff. "Now, PLEASE tell me that you were able to save that stupid fancy book before it got incinerated by the fire!"
"What? Since when it was my job to keep track of that book?" A bewildered Lazlo asked as Blitzo fumed at him.
"Lazlo, I swear to Satan that if I go in there and I find out that book is charred and destroyed, I will shove my big red cock up your ass-,"
"Don't worry, Blitzo, I have the only ticket to the Human Realm safe with me." A blank-faced Loona says while holding out her phone with one hand and reaching behind her to pull a Magic Spellbook named, 'Stolas' Grimoire' as it has a navy blue cover with gold reflective pages separated by a dark burgundy ribbon, and it has golden borders with a large red gem on the center of its spine as the front cover is emblazoned with a moon encircling the real-life Goetic seal of Stolas along with four stars which resemble upside down crosses. "So you can stop bitching at Lazlo," Loona says while looking away subtly with a blush on her face as Lazlo notices this and grins slyly as an oblivious Blitzo walks over to her with a proud smile on his face.
"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie." Blitzo says as there is a nearby billboard with Blitzo's face on it and reads with misspellings: 'Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!? Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. –Speech to text- -Blitzo-'. "You get a tweat, now!" Blitz says with a baby-like voice as he holds up a dog biscuit to her.
"Ew. Stop." A disgusted Loona says as she then wide-eyed in shock and revulsion at the sight of Blitzo throwing the treat into the air and catching it with his tongue, like a frog as he pulls it into his mouth and chews it. "Ugh! You are so gross!" A glaring Loona shouted as a humming Millie could be seen drawing a pentagram with chalk on the wall, and it glows red as she was able to create a glowing red portal to the Human World.
"Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist." Blitzo says with a warm smile as Loona rolls her eyes and goes back to watching a video on her phone as a curious Lazlo walks over to her.
"What are you watching?"
"The Interview with our Princess' 'Redemption' Hotel Project Idea." Loona says with a sarcastic tone as she and Lazlo spot the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar, singing her 'Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow' Song. "What a freaking joke."
"For real, Sinners getting redeemed and getting sent to Heaven? Yeah, fucking right." Blitzo said with a scoff and rolled his eyes as Lazlo frowned.
"Hey, I think it's plausible."
"Ditto," Ratchet added as Moxxie sheepishly raised his arm.
"I think it might happen too."
"Nobody gives a shit, Moxxie," Blitzo says insultingly while reaching over to place his hand on Moxxie's face to push him back as Loona rolls her eyes again dryly but waves at Lazlo shyly as he winks at her, causing her to blush heavily as the Hellhound runs off. "Now, let's go lick some ass!"
"The expression is 'Kick some ass' Blitzo." Millie corrected as she walked through the dimensional portal.
"Eh, mine's better."
"I highly doubt that, Boss," Lazlo says with a deadpanned tone as he, Blitzo, and Ratchet walk through the dimensional portal as Moxxie sighs heavily and follows after them as we see the I.M.P. Gang warping over to the Human Realm as we see them standing in front of a small red house by the lake with the sun setting in the background as the group shared a serious look and was able to make their way over to the side of the house, hiding inside of the bushes as Blitzo, Lazlo, and Ratchet spotted their target and her family standing inside of the house, having dinner with each other as they all shared smiles and innocent laughter.
Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-all, 35-year-old Woman with brown eyes and long and thin lashes protruding from them as she also has lavender-colored eyeshadow, a mole under the right eye, wavy and hip-length poofy-styled blonde hair with two paler-colored streaks, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, magenta lip gloss, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, Peach Bud Skin, a tall hourglass slender build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a pair of rather large tiffany-blue circle-like dangle earrings, a skin-tight off-the-shoulder red polka-dotted cream shirt, a pair of red bracelets on her wrists, tiffany-blue capri skinny jeans, and a pair of high-heeled red shoes as she also had white bandage wrapped around her forehead from Mrs. Mayberry's attack. Her name is Martha, the wife of Ralphie and the mother of Bertha and Luis as she was the one who drove Mrs. Mayberry past her breaking point after she was caught sleeping with the latter's husband.
Standing before them is a 6-feet-tall, 43-year-old Man with blue eyes, light brown hair with a white strand on the side of his head, thick light brown eyebrows, a big pointy nose, a golden tooth on the bottom right canine, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscular build, and his outfit consists of a plaid red shirt, a black/grey necktie, a brown belt with a silver belt buckle, long blue jeans, and a pair of brown boots. His name is Ralphie, the Husband of Martha and the Father of Bertha and Luis.
Standing before them is a 5'1-feet-tall, 12-year-old Girl with brown eyes, long ginger hair that was tied up into a pair of pigtails, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, freckles on her cheeks, a rounder jawline, Pale Peach Skin, a slender build, and a pair of a lavender blouse with puffy sleeves, a dark purple bow on her collar, a red plaid skirt, and a pair of brown boots. Her name is Bertha, Martha and Ralphie's Daughter, and Luis's Older Sister.
Standing before them is a 4'8-feet-tall, 10-year-old Boy with black beady eyes, shoulder-length blonde-tinted orange hair with the sides shaved, thick black eyebrows, a small round nose, freckles on his cheek, a sharp chin, Warm Tint Skin, a slim build, and his outfit consists of a bearskin hat that hid his weapon, an off-white shirt that had elbow-length sleeves, brown shorts, and a pair of muddy green boots. His name is Luis, Martha and Ralphie's Son, and Bertha's Little Brother.
"Yep, that's definitely our target," Lazlo says with a nod as Ratchet narrows his eyes and notices that the family is watching some type of trivia show on their Kitchen TV.
"What are they watching?" Blitzo asked curiously as Ratchet turned to him briefly.
"It's some type of trivia show," Ratchet says as he then turned back to spy through the window. "Oh, I see the Host asking a question to one of the competitors."
"What's the question?" Lazlo asked curiously as Ratchet glanced back at the TV again.
"Alright, so the question is, 'Something a burglar does not want to see when he breaks into a house',"
"Naked Grandma!" Blitzo whispered-yelled, causing Lazlo, Rathchet, Moxxie, and Mollie to do a double take at what their boss said.
"Naked huh?!" A shocked Ratchet asked as Moxxie shivered in disgust.
"I don't want to see that either."
"Survey says," Lazlo says curiously while peering through the window as he and the others are shocked to see that Blitzo got the correct answer.
"Whoo! Grandma!" Blitzo cheered while fist-bumping himself as he then turned to Moxxie. "So, Moxx, I'm in a good mood right now, so do you want this one?"
"Me?" A pleasantly surprised Moxxie asked with a smile as Blitzo nodded.
"Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle," Blitzo says as Moxxie curiously stands up and peers through the window as his face falls at the sight of the family innocently having dinner. "It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital," Blitzo says obviously as Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses as Moxxie hesitates at the window, and Ratchet spotted this as he sighed heavily and reached behind him to pull out his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle as the Avian Owl Demon aims it at Martha's head through the window.
"Don't worry, Moxxie, I got her," Ratchet says with Martha's face being seen in a reflector as he didn't seem fazed by her wide doe eyes and blinking innocently as a worried Moxxie turned to his comrades.
"Wait...are we actually killing a family?!"
"Oh, no, no, no...we are just ruining a family. There's a difference." Lazlo says with Moxxie moaning nervously as he reaches over to place his hand on the smaller Imp's shoulder. "Look, don't worry about it, Mox. Mrs. Mayberry told me all about Martha. She's nothing but a cheating fake cunt. She cheated on her husband and had a bunch of kids thanks to her random hookups and aborted all of her future children. She deserves nothing but death." Lazlo says with a firm tone as Ratchet nods.
"Indeed, so let's just kill this bitch and get on with it." Ratchet says while positioning his weapon as Moxxie bit his lip nervously.
"But...ho-hold on, hold on...let's just think about it!" Moxxie snapped while lifting up Ratchet's weapon just as he fired it as the Avian Owl Demon fired a bit bullet that flew over to hit a glass mirror inside the house, and all four family members gasped in shock and fear as they stood up.
"What was that, Ralphie?" Martha asked worriedly as Ralphie shakes his head with closed eyes.
"I dunno, Martha, but, whatever it is..." Ralphie says innocently before suddenly grinning evilly as he reached underneath the table to pull out a riffle and stood up from his chair. "...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!" Ralphie yelled as Martha smirked deviously and reached underneath the table to pull out another riffle as she then reached over to grab a glass of wine and drinks it as the blonde-haired woman then smashes it onto the floor, and her hair suddenly gets ruffled, her earrings turned into skulls, her pants became ripped, and her teeth became sharp as her eyes turned red.
"Alright, kids! Guns out!" Martha ordered as Luis quickly pulled out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat, and Bertha reached underneath the table to pull out a third riffle as all of their eyes glowed red and gained sharp teeth.
"Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!" Ralphie says while chuckling darkly as he cocked his gun.
"What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!" Blitzo asked while fuming with anger as Lazlo and Ratchet glared over at Moxxie, who was wheezing anxiously with his eyes twitching as he let out a croak with his snake-like tongue out as the Imp then fell to his knees, hands over his face as tears fall from his eyes.
"I'm sorry! They just seemed so wholesome and happy! I panicked!"
"No, shit you panicked, Moxxie! Thanks to you, our cover is blown and now they know of our presence! We now have to kill all of them, Moxxie! I didn't want to come to that! It should've been a simple job! Kill the Mom, leave the Father wifeless and the Kids motherless, but now we have to kill all of them thanks to your fuck up!" Lazlo snapped while reaching down to grab his Chain-Sickle as Ratchet scoffed.
"Not everyone is innocent, Moxxie! Lazlo literally told you earlier that bitch cheated on her husband multiple times!"
"For real, Mox, no one is born innocent! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!" Blitzo yelled while leaning in as he poked Moxxie's head. "Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!" Blitzo snapped just as a blast shot through the wall and hit Blitzo in the arm with black blood flying out as he cried out in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! A NEW HOLE!"
"Shit! They are armed!" A worried Millie yelled as she had weirdly remained quiet throughout the whole ordeal, not even trying to support, defend, or encourage her husband earlier.
"We have been compromised! Move! Move, motherfuckers!" Lazlo screamed as the I.M.P. Gang was quick to flee the scene with Lazlo and Millie going together, Blitzo and Ratchet going together, and Moxxie was left behind as he hid in the bushes just another hole appeared as part of the wall explodes, and a maliciously grinning Ralphie and Martha leap through the large hole with guns drawn as they ran off and a nervous Moxxie peers out from the bushes as he rapidly looks around and tried to run after his wife and friends, only for a child's hand to reach out and grab a surprised Moxxie by his tail as he was pulled back with a startled yelp and we then fast forward in time as we see the scared and nervous Imp being tied up to a stitched-up dead body in a chair as Moxxie's face falls in fear at the sight of Bertha and Luis staring at him hungrily with their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.
"Oh, well, hello there, little ones." A visibly terrified and nervous Moxxie asked, trying to defuse the situation as the kids tilted their heads at him in morbid curiosity. "Aren't you...cute?"
"It's nice to have a new critter to play with." Bertha and Luis said in unison while speaking in low creepy tones as Moxxie glanced up in fear at a red light above him and the light revealed a human head high up and several limbs on plaques as the wooden walls stained with red blood, two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin, a larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair/arms crossed/eyes/ teeth bulging out as his upper chest is connected to the plaque, a picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it, human skin is tacked to the wall with the words, 'Bless this mess' stitched onto it, and a stunned and horrified Moxxie glanced down to see the dead body of a man that Martha had sex with recently placed before him on a platter with an apple in the human's mouth as his organs are in a nearby bowl.
"Ohhhhh...crumbs." A disgusted and shocked Moxxie says as we then cue over to Lazlo and Moxxie as we see them flipping around in a zigzag formation to avoid all of the incoming bullets from Ralphie and made their way over to dive into the lake as Martha's Husband chased after them.
"Where'd you go, little critters?! Y'all can't hide long from me!" Ralphie yelled as Lazlo and Millie can be seen poking their heads above the water under the dock with their Chain-Sickle and knife in their mouths as they shared a look, and Ralphie can be seen walking around the dock while aiming his shotgun as he kept an eye out for the Imp Demons but then gasped in shock as Lazlo's Chain-Sickle could be seen bursting out of the water from both sides of the docks and zoomed over to wrap around Ralphie's arms, restraining him long enough for a manically grinning Millie bursting through the docks and lands on it while spitting her knife into her hand as she zoomed over and Ralphie's eyes widened in horror and shock as we then cue over to the woods and we see a panting and scared Blitzo and Ratchet running away from a faraway Martha, who had fired four gunshots at them as they slide down a hill and ran over to hide behind a tree to catch their breath as Martha's evil laughter rang out.
"I know that one of you is hurtin', little devils!" Martha yelled with a sing-songy tone as Blitzo panted with genuine fear and shock as Ratchet reached over to cover his mouth and gestured at his wide-eyed and scared Boss to shut up as they both glanced out of their hiding spot to see the silhouette of Martha walking through the woods. "I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!" Martha yelled while walking off as the duo shared a sigh of relief...but then they flinched in surprise when Blitzo's phone began ringing loudly, forcing him to pull out his Hellphone, which was colored yellow and had the words 'GFY' written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it as Blitzo answered the call.
"What the fuck, sir?! You didn't put your Hellphone on fucking silent mode?!"
"Shut the fuck up!" Blitzo hissed at Ratchet angrily as he then turned back to talk with his reluctant fuck buddy. "Stolas, this is a really bad time," Blitzo says as we then cue back over to Hell, and we see a naked Owl Demon relaxing in a bathtub in his palace as there are candles with blue flames around the tub, the floor is glowing with astrological symbols on it, the curtains look like the starry night sky, and glowing constellations float around the room.
Lying in the bathtub is an 8-feet-tall, 36-year-old Male Avian Owl Demon with a white heart-shaped facial disk as he has two pairs of almond-shaped pupilless red eyes; one set atop the other, a small black beak, a pair of slim four-clawed arms, gray-blue feathers with dark gray-blue gradients on his head and a lighter gray-blue puff of fur on his chest, a tall slender build, a long plume-like gray-blue feathery tail, a pair of slim four-clawed legs, and currently wore no clothes. His name is Stolas, a Goetic Prince of Hell, the father of Octavia, the husband of Stella, and he is having an affair with his fuck buddy Blitzo.
"Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?" Stolas asked with a sly tone while holding an old rotary phone to his ear as it was in the shape of sunflowers.
"What is it?!" A frustrated Blitzo asked as he and Ratchet tried to hide from the crazy cannibal cunt.
"I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire. You know, the book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?" Stolas says as Blitzo and Ratchet look scared and shocked when a rifle clicks as a bullet flies through the tree from where the duo was moments before, but they are able to duck the incoming bullet by dunking downwards as a shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears and could be seen through the hole in the tree.
"I can HEAR you, darlin'!"
"Fuck! Blitzo, hang up the fucking phone!" Ratchet hissed as he and Blitzo were forced to run away.
"Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been...permitting you to access the Human Realm less than...legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?" Stolas asked with a seductive tone while running his finger on the edge of the tub as he made walking motions with his fingers as they began to glow red, and we cue back over to the woods in the Human Realm as we see the duo running through the woods and a bullet narrowly hits Ratchet if he didn't move out of the way as they then duck behind another one. "Doesn't that sound...enticing~?"
"Blitzo, for fuck sake, hang up the damn phone!" Ratchet whispered-yelled with a harsh glare as Blitzo shushed at him with an exasperated and frustrated look as he then turned back to his phone.
"Stolas, you gotta stop using your fancy-ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!" Blitzo yelled as a bullet hit the tree that the duo was hiding behind.
"Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of...paaassionate fornication~," Stolas says with his eyes glowing red as he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look on his face. "And you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little Imp?"
"Fine! Whatever!"
"Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy red cock inside of my ass, and-," Stolas says while rambling about his lust for Blitzo as said person cringes and closes his eyes as Ratchet looks weirded out, but then the duo yelped in surprise as a sinister Martha appeared out of nowhere and was able to pin the Demons to the tree by the butt of her gun as Stolas continues obliviously talking on the phone.
"Gotcha! So, you two are a couple of little devils, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well...NOT TODAY, SATAN!"
"Well, to be specific, we're more like an Imp Demon and an Owl Demon. Also, this is a common misconception with Humans, but the ruler of Hell is actually Lucifer, not Satan as he is the Sin of Wrath. Although, I can understand why people would get confused." Ratchet says casually as Martha merely ignores him and presses her gun harder into the Demons.
"Don't you try using your fancy talk against me! I'm gonna send y'all back where ya came from!" Martha yelled with a venomous glare as we cue back to the house, and we see Moxxie struggling to free himself from the rope with his hands tied behind his back as the kids walked up to him with wide evil grins on their faces, planning to kill him as, thankfully, two familiar figures appeared behind them and a stoic Lazlo raised his weapon up high into the air as Moxxie grew worried, thinking that he was going to have to kill them, but then sighs in relief when Lazlo used his superior speed and agility to whirl around the surprised kids, wrapping his Chain-Sickle around their bodies and restraining them as a worried Millie went over to untie her husband.
"Moxxie, are you okay?" Millie asked as Moxxie beamed and nodded as he hugged her.
"Yeah, I am, but what about you guys?"
"Oh, we're okay. We took out their father at the docks. I restrained him while Millie slit his throat as we then tossed his dead body into the lake." Lazlo explained as Moxxie nodded and gave him a wary look as he eyed the restrained and struggling children.
"I'm surprised that you didn't kill them."
"What? Why would I do that?" A confused Lazlo asked while grabbing the kids and hanged them on the wall by his chains as they growled and bared their teeth at the Imp Demon.
"Didn't you say that we were forced to kill the whole family because I blew our cover?"
"Oh, come on, Moxxie, I was just joking." A deadpanned Lazlo says as he places his hands on his hips. "I maybe a murderer but I'm a professional and not a monster. I only killed their father because he tried to kill us first. I'm not gonna kill a couple of kids, especially when it's their parents' fault that they ended up feral and have a craving for human flesh." Lazlo said with a scoff and rolled his eyes as Millie popped in.
"Sorry for the intrusion, boys, but I think we need to save Blitzo and Ratchet," Millie says nervously while pointing over at the window, which showed fire being lit in the distance as the trio then shared a serious look and nodded with their eyes glowing red and yellow as Lazlo and the others began making their way out of the house as they ran through the woods from where red symbols hang from tree branches and there are torches in rows and tents as a full moon appears in the sky and we cue over to the others as we see that Blitzo and Ratchet were tied up to a stake decorated with spikes at the top as an evilly smirking Martha can be seen pouring gasoline on the ground under their feet and then stood in front of them with a torch on her left hand as she laughed maliciously.
"Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!"
"Again, the Ruler of Hell is Lucifer, not freaking Satan! Get your facts straight, you crazy bitch!" Ratchet yelled with a glare as he and Blitzo struggled to escape.
"May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!" Martha screamed while ignoring Ratchet as she grunted and tossed the torch to the ground as it landed under Blitzo and Ratchet as the blonde-haired woman let out a loud evil laugh when the flames rose up around the Demons, but instead of hurting them, they merely remained in place, more annoyed than harmed as Ratchet gave her a smug smirk.
"Newsflash, bitch, earthly flames can't really hurt us."
"Yeah, sorry, that's not exactly how it works, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard," Blitzo says with a sly grin as Ratchet chuckles and Martha slowly blinks confusedly.
"Oh. Shit." Martha says before shrugging as she pulls out her rifle. "Well, I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouths!"
"That would be more effective, yes."
"Blitzo!" A pissed-off Ratchet yelled just as Martha began laughing evilly as she aimed her rifle at the Demons, and both of them closed their eyes as they waited for their deaths, but then flinched in surprise as a gunshot was heard and Blitzo and Ratchet opened their eyes as they were surprised to see a large hole blown in Martha's head with her eye flying out of her socket as she collapses to the ground and Moxxie could be seen holding his gun as Lazlo and Millie stood near him. "Oh, hell yes! Nice shot, Moxxie!" Ratchet complimented as Lazlo and Millie ran over to untie the rope, freeing their friends as a grunting Blitzo crashed down onto the ground.
"You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!" Blitzo yelled as Martha's body flinched and such as Lazlo whistled loudly and walked over to her as he reached behind him and pulled out the chainsaw that Ralphie had as the Imp Demon proceeds to slice Martha in half, covering himself with her blood as Lazlo then tossed away his weapon and reached behind him to pull out his Hellphone as he took a picture of her dead body, disturbing the others as he shrugged.
"What? Mrs. Mayberry wanted to make sure the bitch is dead and wanted a picture of her dead body for her Hellphone wallpaper." Lazlo says with a shrug as Moxxie shakes his head and walks over to grab his boss and he lifts him up into the air.
"I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise." Moxxie says before yelping in surprise as a suddenly smiling Blitzo pulls him into a hug.
"Apology accepted..." Blitzo says with an innocent tone as he then leaned over to whisper into his ear with a threatening and ominous tone as his eyes narrowed dangerously. "But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will fuck you and your wife, and Lazlo too."
"What?! Why am I getting punished?!" An annoyed Lazlo asked as Blitzo ignore him and let go as Moxxie, who stumbled back a bit dizzily as Ratchet narrowed his eyes angrily, and Millie raises her arms in a cheer, either for the job being finished or the thought of Blitzo fucking her and her husband is up in the air.
"Alrighty. Job well done! Now let's get off." Blitzo says while reaching into his jacket to pull out a gray and black horse toy from his chest as he smiles at it warmly before putting it back and retrieving his second Hellphone as Moxxie glances back with a nervous frown on her face.
"Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house."
"Okay, fine, but, hurry up," Blitzo ordered with an irritated look as Moxxie turned around to run away.
"I will follow after him to make sure that he doesn't get lost." Ratchet lied while following after Moxxie as Blitzo rolled his eyes and dialed up his adoptive daughter.
"Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!" Blitzo yelled as we see a determined Moxxie and Ratchet running through the woods while moving past Blitzo's first Hellphone as an oblivious Stolas could be seen STILL raving about his lustful plans for Blitzo and mentions something about having sex with him while covered in cum and jelly sandwiches all night long as we then cue back to the house and we see Moxxie and Ratchet walking up to the still tied up kids, who grew scared by the sight of the Demons as they struggled harder to try and escape.
"Don't move!" Moxxie ordered while aiming his gun at the kids as Bertha whimpered nervously.
"What are you gonna do, critters? Kill us?"
"We should. You kids are monsters...but, like Lazlo said, it's not your fault you are like this. Your parents raised you both to be feral cannibalistic bloodthirsty monsters, but you two deserve to have a chance at redemption and change for good." Moxxie says with sympathy in his eyes as Ratchet nods.
"Indeed, you two have your whole future ahead of you."
"So, here is what going to happen, we're going to call the Earthly Authorities, and they will pick you both up and find you a better and more safer home. I'm handling this my way." Moxxie says with a huff just as the doors were flung open as they were both surprised to see a wet and heavily bruised Ralphie standing before them while holding onto his cut-up neck as blood leaked out of it.
"YOU FUCKING DEMONS ARE DEAD!" Ralphie screamed furiously while rushing over to attack them, only for a deadpanned Ratchet to hold up his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle and shoot a bullet at his head, killing Ralphie as he crashed down into the ground, and Bertha and Luis screamed in horror and sorrow as Moxxie's jaw dropped.
"Ratchet, what the hell?!"
"Sorry, Moxxie, but I like handling things my way," Ratchet says with a smug grin as Moxxie grumbles but said nothing as, after finding the family phone and summoning 911, we then see the duo returning back to the woods and we see Lazlo and the others standing in front of the dimensional red portal placed in front of them as it leads back to the Pride Ring in Hell, specifically the I.M.P. Headquarters as Blitzo turned to give Moxxie a coy grin.
"There they are. Have a good double wank-off session, guys?"
"Excuse me?/What?" A bewildered Moxxie and Ratchet asked as Blitzo went over to begin poking at the Imp Demon repeatedly with a big glare on his face.
"Look, I don't care where you cum in the Human Realm. Just come to your job on time, alright? See you at the office," Blitzo says while turning around to walk through the portal as Lazlo and Ratchet followed after him as Millie turned to smile at Moxxie warmly and placed her hand on his cheek affectionately.
"You doing okay, sweetie?" Millie asked worriedly as Moxxie gave her a reassuring smile and nodded.
"Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process." Moxxie says as Millie then places her hand on his chest.
"You have a goooood heart, honey. Just a fuzzy head." Millie says while playfully pinching Moxxie's nose as she then kisses her husband and smiles at him lovingly as the Female Imp walks through the dimensional red glowing portal, and Moxxie smiles before turning around to see a couple of police cars driving up to the house as two Police Officers quickly got out of the vehicle and began making their way inside of the home as he smiled warmly and turned around to walk through the portal as we then fast forward in time and we see Mrs. Mayberry and the I.M.P. Gang celebrating their victory at I.M.P. Headquarters as a white banner reading, 'Killed the bitch', in red letters and a big photo of Martha's dead body can be seen placed in the background as Ratchet, Loona, and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates with the words, 'We did it! :)', written on the cake in light blue icing as Blitzo has his arm in a sling, and everyone is wearing party hats as they all laugh and cheer.
"Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox? We did it! Oh, Moxxie!" Millie yelled while hugging and kissing a blushing Moxxie as Ratchet spotted this and sighed in jealousy as he shook his head.
"I wish that I could find a girl to love too," Ratchet says to himself quietly as, unknown to him, a certain Teenage Female Owl Demon can be seen sneezing loudly elsewhere.
"Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up!" Blitzo yelled with a proud look on his face as Lazlo nodded with a big smirk.
"And killing people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back."
"Man, that's messed up...but, I paid for it!" Mrs. Mayberry yelled as she and the others laughed loudly with Moxxie looking awkward and laughing unsurely as he then yelped in surprise when a smirking Blitzo reached over to grab the cake and proceeded to flung it into Moxxie's face, knocking him down onto the ground as everyone looks stunned and confused by this.
"Yeah, fuck that family!"
And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Anyway, before I go, here are the Voice Actors for the OCs:
1) Lazlo Curtis's Voice Actor: Thomas Middleditch, specifically the voice that he uses for the character Penn Zero from Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero.
2) Ratcher Calamity's Voice Actor: Jon Bernthal, specifically the voice that he used when he played as the MCU Version of The Punisher.
That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.