Helluva An Imp! Chapter 3: HAI: S1-EP3 Spring Broken!, a helluva boss fanfic

Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of, 'Helluva An Imp!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs as the OC Ratchet Calamity belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Helluva An Imp-Season 1, Episode 3: Spring Broken!}

"Oh, yeah! I fucking love this song!" Blitzo cheered with a big crazy grin on his face as we see the I.M.P. Crew driving their van along the street at incredibly fast and reckless speeds as he drove in the driver's seat and was poorly singing along to, 'Mustang Dong', in the radio as Ratchet sat beside him in the passenger seat and was cringing into his seat with his left eye twitching madly, the lovebirds sat behind them in the middle seats with Lazlo making a hanging motion to Loona with said person dropping her annoyed expression to giggle at him amusedly, and the married couple sat in the back as an irritated Moxxie was covering his somehow non-existing ears while Millie rolls down her window and sticks her head out with a small smile on her face as the I.M.P. Crew drove into an old crowded parking lot and were about to park into their designated parking spot, only for a pink car to drive out of nowhere and stop at their parking lot.

"OH, SHIT, FUCK!" Blitzo shouted panickedly while slamming into the brakes and the van skidded to a stop as a shocked Ratchet reached out to grab his seat and held on for dear life as Lazlo reflexively reached up to catch a whimpering Loona to prevent her from slamming herself into the back of Blitzo's seat, but the married couple weren't lucky as a screaming Millie was sent flying out of the window and crashed down, head first into the ground as a yelping Moxxie flew forward and crash through the window as he was sent flying over to crash against a nearby car with a pained scream.

"Shit, that was close, are you okay?" Lazlo asked worriedly to Loona as she panted a bit and nodded as the Hellhound then blushed heavily.

"Uh, yeah, but can you take your hand off of me?" Loona asked with an embarrassed tone as it was only now that Lazlo realized that his hand was cupping her left breast.

"...Do you want me to~?" Lazlo asked with a seductive tone as Loona flinched and blushed harder as her tail wagged around with her arousal.

"Oh, crap, M and M are down, Blitzo." A concerned Ratchet says while eyeing the married couple lying seemingly lifelessly on the ground or near the car as Blitzo rolls his eyes and scoffs as he turns off the radio.

"Who cares about them, Ratchet?! We have bigger problems to deal with! Someone took our parking spot!" Blitzo snapped furiously as Ratchet rolled his eyes and whistled loudly to get Lazlo's attention as he gestured over at M and M, and the Male Imp nodded as they got out of the van to go over and check in on Moxxie and Millie. "Hmmm..." Blitzo hummed while glaring at the mysterious person in the pink car as he glanced at the license plate, which reads, 'SUCK-4-LIFE'. "Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?!" An angry Blitzo asked while reaching behind him to pull out a megaphone and activate it. "LISTEN UP, YOU UNORIGINAL PINK CUM DUMP! YOU HAVE THREE GODDAMN SECONDS TO GET YOUR TITS OUT OF MY FUCKING PARKING SPOT!" Blitzo snapped furiously before lowering his megaphone in shock as he spotted a familiar Succubus Demon emerging out of her car with an arrogant smirk on her face.

Standing before him is a 6-feet-tall, 35-year-old Female Succubus Demon with a pair of eyes that have yellow scleras and slit white-outlined light hot pink irises with a small heart-shaped beauty mark under the right eye and long and thick eyelashes protruding from her eyes, knee-length ombre-white hair with pink undertones from lighter to darker towards the tips and a darker-colored stripe across her bangs with a pair of black-tipped horns planted on top of her head with black star designs on them as the left one was taller than the right one, thin black eyebrows, no ears/nose, a wide mouth with a pair of small white fangs and wore black lipstick, a sharp chin, a pair of hot pink wings planted on her back with black markings that resemble heart shapes, G-Cup Breasts, hot pink skin with a red heart tattoo with Blitzo's name on it that has been crossed out by a thick black 'X' planted on her right arm, a tall hourglass slender build, a long hot pink black-tipped spade-shaped tail, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a pair of round gold-framed shades that have pink heart designs on each of their maroon lenses, a black choker necklace, a pale pink fur coat that vaguely matches her hair, a tightly-fitted black and white minidress with two contrasting 'X' and 'O' shapes planted on where her nipples should be as well as a star design at the abdomen, a pair of white arm-length gloves with the right having thin hot pink 'X' patterns, black thigh-high leggings with three hot pinks 'X' designs down the sides and a pair of black high-heels which sport a vague hot pink heart motif. Her name is Verosika Mayday, a Succubus Demon, Chase's Girlfriend, Blitzo's Ex-Girlfriend, and a highly famous pop star in both Hell and Earth.

"Oh, shit! Verosika!"

"Blitzo," Verosika says with a venomous glare while blowing a bubble of pink gum as it pops.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo says before trailing off as he poked his upper body out of the window of his van and ends up falling down to faceplant into the ground as the Leader of the I.M.P. Crew then stood up from the floor with a glare on his face. "...THREE RINGS DOWN!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts," Verosika says with a mocking tone as Blitzo scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell."

"They let me out because I'm still famous," Verosika says while flipping her long hair back dramatically as she then takes a drink from her Beetlejuice Bottle. "And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups," Verosika says after finishing her drink as she then wipes off the yellow liquid from her mouth with her thumb as it glows a faint glow and makes buzzing noises. "So, your sister says 'Hi'," Verosika says with a taunting, sly grin as Blitzo angrily steps towards her.

"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika says while pointing down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet as the I.M.P. Name is crossed out on the ground. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break," Verosika explained, not knowing that Loona was staring at her with a shocked and starstruck look on her face as Lazlo and Ratchet were able to bring in a bruised and bloodied Moxxie and Millie as they looked a bit dazed.

"A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" Blitzo screamed with a scowl as Verosika took off her sunglasses and grinned deviously.

"Awww, you mad, Blitzo? You're gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and run..."

"...run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!" Verosika and Blitzo screamed in unison as the Leader I.M.P. scoffed and rolled his eyes with an irritated glare on his face.

"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika says with a frown while flipping him off as she walks away.

"HOLD ON! YOU BETTER MOVE THAT PUSSY WAGON RIGHT NOW, OR I'M GONNA-," Blitzo demanded before being caught off by a Male Succubi appearing out of nowhere and reached over to grab him by the back of his coat as he raised him up into the air with a glare on his face.

Standing before him is a 6'5-feet-tall, 36-year-old Male Succubus Demon with a pair of eyes that have yellow scleras and slit red irises, short spiky blonde hair and pink highlights with a pair of black horns planted on top of his head with red stripes on them, thick black eyebrows, no ears/nose, a wide mouth with a pair of large white fangs, a sharp chin, a pair of large dark red wings planted on his back, Dark Red Skin, a tall muscular slender build, a long dark red black-tipped triangular-shaped tail, and his outfit consists of a sleeveless ripped black shirt with a white skull symbol planted into it, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long ripped black jeans, and a pair of black shoes with gray accents. His name is Chase, a Succubus Demon, and Verosika's Boyfriend and Bodyguard.

"You will do what, little man?" Chase asked with a threatening glare as Blitzo glanced around and stuttered in fear.

"Or I'll...uh...uh, I- I'll call HR!" Blitzo yelled as, after a second of awkward silence, they all laughed loudly as if in a sitcom before composing themselves as Chase dropped a yelping Blitzo into the ground.

"Anyway, meet my new boyfriend and bodyguard, Chase. Unlike you, he actually does his job well, both in the field and especially in the bed~," Verosika says with a sultry tone while spanking Chase's ass as they then turned around to walk away. " Ta-ta, fuck stain." Verosika says while glancing over her shoulder and flips Blitzo off as said person fumes angrily.

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that..."

"You know Verosika Mayday?!" A shocked Loona asked as she kicked the van door open and stepped out as Lazlo and the others stared at Blitzo in deep shock.

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated."

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked curiously as Moxxie stared at Blitzo with his jaw dropped in surprise.

"You dated a pop star?!"

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?"

"Uh, hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?" Loona pointed out as Ratchet nodded.

"Yeah, no offense, sir, but you're...you. Why would she bother dating someone...like you? I mean, I went to one of her concerts once and while I don't appreciate her attitude, she is still a highly famous celebrity. It's just weird that you two dated in the past."

"He's not wrong, sir. Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage-Ooh, wait, she either probably lost a bet and was forced to date him or they are childhood best friends and she decided to date him out of pity." Lazlo roasted as he crossed his arms.

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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Ratchet and the others laughed loudly as a very annoyed Blitzo crossed his arms with a scoff.

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."

"You do that all the time, sir!"

"You constantly keep trying to steal my phone to look into my personal life and trying to break into my house on a daily basis!"

"You totally do that! I'm not even able to breathe or be in peace because you are constantly breathing down my neck!" Moxxie, Lazlo, and Loona screamed in unison as Ratchet nodded with a glare.

"Yeah, like all of the times that you tried to follow me to my home like you did with Lazlo and M and M?"

~[Rathet's Flashback #1]~

Whistling loudly, Ratchet made his way to get into his purple Lamborghini car that was placed in the I.M.P. Headquarters Parking Lot as he was about to drive off, but stopped upon noticing that his boss was sitting behind him in the back seats and gained a deadpanned look as Ratchet decided to give him the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Jazz Treatment and reached over to grab Blitzo and threw him out of the vehicle as he lets out a loud, 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!'.

~[Rathet's Flashback #2]~

Sitting on a bench, Ratchet could be seen waiting for the bus to show up to take him back home due to his car being in the shop as his superhuman senses picked up the sounds of familiar footprints crawling up behind him and reached behind him to grab a surprised Blitzo as Ratchet proceeds to judo flip him into the ground and then reached over to pinch his boss between his shoulder and neck, causing him to immediately go limp and crashed down into the ground, unconscious as Ratchet sighed in annoyance.

~[Rathet's Flashback #3]~

"Blitzo, I swear to Satan that if you continue this bullshit, I will fucking end you!" A furious Ratchet says while making his way down a street and realizes that Blitzo is once again stalking him as he had enough and swiftly pulls out his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle to aim it at his boss's face as he raises his hands defensively and laughed awkwardly.

~[Flashback Over]~

"Okay, okay, I get it..." An irritated Blitzo says while deadpanning a bit as Millie grinned mischievously and her eyelids lowered.

"What was sex with her like?"

"Millie!" A taken-back Moxxie screamed as Millie raised her hands defensively.

"Whaaaat? It's a pop star. It's just a simple question, Moxxie."

"I want to know what sex with her was like," Lazlo says while raising her hand as Millie smiles and points over at him.

"See? And the question is important because multiple people want to know. Besides, don't tell me that you don't want to know what sex with the Hero of Royal Woods, Queen Butterfly, is like?" Millie asked while waggling her eyebrows playfully as Moxxie was about to scold his wife but changed his mind as he shrugged,

"Touché."

"Okay, look, let's just drop it. Millie, you find a temporary spot for that truck." Blitzo says while tossing the keys over to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side of the I.M.P. Crew Van. "The rest of you? Follow me and let's go and handle this shit." Blitzo says while seething with anger as we then fast forward in time and we see the gang arriving at the I.M.P. Headquarters as the gang steps out of the elevator.

"Do you think they saw me?" Loona asked Lazlo nervously as they walked side by side. "Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"

"Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~," Blitzo says with a smile and shining eyes as Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

"Shut up, Da-," Loona says before cutting herself off as she noticed a very excited Blitzo staring at her with adoration on his face and clasped his hands together hopefully with his tail forming into the shape of a heart as a growling Loona shoves him aside. "Urgh! Blitzo!" Loona says while reaching behind her to pull out her handheld mirror and check her makeup as she steps over Blitzo.

"Don't worry, Loona, you look beautiful as always. I wouldn't be surprised if Verosika wishes to have you as one of her backup dancers. You definitely have the looks and moves to do so." Lazlo says with a flirtatious tone as Loona blushed heavily and her tail wagged around happily as a groaning Blitzo stood up from the floor and noticed the interaction as he smiled, innocently thinking that his employee was trying to cheer up his adoptive daughter as Ratchet noticed a glaring Chase standing nearby and stepped forward.

"Hey, dude, where's Verosika?"

"She's in her office." A casual Chase says while gesturing over to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors as the letters 'V' and 'M' are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. Office Room. "There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper."

"Oh, COME ON!" A glaring Blitzo screamed as Chase laughed and then walked off to get a drink as Moxxie turned to his boss.

"Sir, how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as 'pop genre' music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..." Moxxie trailed off as, unknown to him, Blitzo can be seen tunning him out with an annoyed glare on his face. "...in my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-,"

"Moxxie, shut the fuck up!"

"Alrighty, then." Moxxie says with an awkward laugh while heading over to Verosika's office as he pushes open the doors and goes inside as Lazlo and the others peer in curiously as the silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika, and her gang of Demons are seen through the glass window. "Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-,"

"Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!"

"Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-,"

"Want a kissy, little guy?"

"...That's a kind offer, but I'm married."

"Hey, why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick boss?" Verosika asked with a sly grin as she and the other demons swiftly transformed into their Full Demon Form and began sexually assaulting a screaming and panicking Moxxie.

"Holy crap!" A shocked Ratchet exclaimed as Lazlo and Blitzo looked equally shocked while Loona was stunned and a little bit worried.

"Moxxie, don't let her access any of your precious little holes! I wanted to steal your butt virginity!" Blitzo screamed while racing over to press his face and hands to the window as he then paused a bit. "Although, Millie probably tapped that ass already with her black dildo."

"How do you know that she has a black dildo?" A disturbed Ratchet asked as Blitzo shrugged.

"She sends some pics and asks me for my opinion on which dildo is perfect for her to use with her husband."

"I'm coming, Moxxie!" Lazlo screamed while barging into Verosika's Office Room and fought off all of the horny Demons inside to grab Moxxie and rushed themselves out of the room as he closed the door behind them, and both of them panted heavily as they were battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over their faces. "Geez, that was close. Are you okay, Mox?" Lazlo asked Moxxie, who was shaking with a traumatized look on his face.

"I...I gotta go lie down...now..."

"Oh, this won't stand! No one tries to have sex with Moxxie except for me...and I guess his wife, but mostly me!" Blitzo snapped furiously while going over to kick the doors open as he marched over to a shocked Verosika and her group. "ALRIGHT, CUNT, THAT'S IT!" Blitzo screamed with a glare as he stomped toward an equally glaring Verosika. "If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fucking...challenge...fuck, I said that twice..." Blitzo cursed to himself with an embarrassed tone and facepalmed as one of the Demons, named Kiki, turned to her boss with a sly grin on her face.

"Mmmm...is this Imp Boy starting a demon duel?"

"I think he is," Verosika said with a giggle as she leaned in towards Blitzo with her G-Cup Breasts bouncing a bit as she smirked devilishly. "What's the game then, Blitzo?"

"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet...you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day!" Blitzo shouted while glaring in determination as all of the Succubi Demons laughed loudly.

"Oh, you're serious?" Verosika asked as she leaned in close to Blitzo's face with an evil look on her face. "Game on...bitch." Verosika says with a mocking tone as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the I.M.P. Meeting Room with the closed door being labeled, 'IMP Headquarters', with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, 'Meeting in progress' with a smiley face drawn next to it as we cue inside of the room and we see Blitzo walking in front a whiteboard on the wall with his employees sitting before him as, behind their boss, is an easel with drawings on papers.

"Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients!" Blitzo informed as the animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Lazlo, Loona, Ratchet, Millie, and Moxxie standing together as a bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money. "We portal up." Blitzo continued as the Blitzo Drawing snapped his fingers, and the I.M.P figures fell down as they were teleported over to Earth.

"We have our fun murder time as per usual," Blitzo says as the I.M.P drawings can be seen killing off Human Drawings with guns and their usual weapons," Blitzo says as it then shows an animated drawing of Blitzo sitting on a toilet and taking a shit. "I sit on the toilet and take a big stinking shit-Wait, what?!" A shocked Blitzo says in bewilderment as everyone laughs loudly, and Ratchet, the person who did the prank, shares a fistbump with Lazlo and the others. "Ugh...anyway...we pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe." Blitzo says as the Human Bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads, 'S.S. Cum Gutter'. "We push said canoe into some water," Blitzo says as the Blitzo Drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

"We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too. Fuck it." Blitzo says as animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles, and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe as a large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals. "They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..." Blitzo says as the I.M.P Drawings cheer and the Loona and Lazlo Figures wear party hats. "...and we then rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face!" Blitzo screamed maliciously as the I.M.P. Members gave a Verosika drawing several middle fingers, and she burst into tears. "Do you have any questions?" Blitzo asked while throwing the pointer stick through a window as Moxxie stared at him with a deadpanned glare on his face.

"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?"

"That wasn't a question."

"That wasn't a plan." Moxxie pointed out dryly as Blitzo went over to wrap his arm around his shoulders.

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."

"A what now?"

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie." An irritated Blitzo says as he then began poking Moxxie in the chest. "God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!" Blitzo asked as he was then surprised when Moxxie climbed onto the table in anger and pointed at him.

"Well, why don't you take an art class?!" Moxxie asked as an enraged Blitzo reached over to grab him and threw him back in his chair.

"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!"

"Well, why don't you gain more money, you cheap fuck?!" Moxxie snapped as Millie leaned over to Lazlo worriedly.

"Uh, should we try to separate them?"

"Eh, this is pretty entertaining."

"It maybe is, but we do need a real plan in order to take out so many Human Targets in one mission." Ratchet pointed out as Lazlo shrugged lazily.

"Maybe, yeah, but I'm down with whatever as long as I get some kills."

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona suggested while raising her hand as a glaring Blitzo turned to shake his head at her.

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen."

"Why not?" A pouting and glaring Loona asked as she was secretly hoping to come along to spend more time with Lazlo.

"Sorry, sweetie, but spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls! You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!" Blitzo screamed as he, Lazlo, Ratchet, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously broke the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the readers as they then turned back to each other.

"Well, I can blend in with humans easily enough. Just let me tag along."

"Wait, say that again." A shocked Blitzo asked as Loona raised an eyebrow confusedly.

"I can...blend in...?"

"Do you have a human disguise like Lazlo and Ratchet?" Millie asked with a surprised tone as Loona nodded and gave them a suspicious look.

"Yeah. Don't you?" Loona asked as Blitzo, Moxxie, and Milie nervously looked at each other. "Wait...so there's five of you and only two of you bother to put on human disguises while the rest of you have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time without human disguises?!"

"Trust us, Lazlo and I are just as shocked as you are." A blank-faced Ratchet says as he and Lazlo have no idea why the trio bothers not putting on any human disguises until now.

"Yeah, besides, I'm curious, but why didn't you use your Human Disguise during our Murder Family Mission?" Lazlo asked curiously as Ratchet shrugged.

"Well, similar to you, I wasn't planning to disguise myself as a Human because we were planning to kill Martha from far away until Moxxie accidentally screwed it up, and by the time I thought of using my Human Disguise, our cover was blown."

"Makes sense," Lazlo says with a nod.

"Okay, new plan," Blitzo says while quickly scribbling on a piece of paper and hanging it on the easel as it shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them as a glaring Lazlo and Ratchet stand near them. "Loonie can help lure the humans to us, Lazlo and Ratchet will stand nearby to help protect her if those disgusting and perverted Humans try to have their way with her, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"

"A bit better than your past plan," Ratchet says with a shrug as he crosses his arms.

"So the new plan is for me to stay with Loona at all times and be close to her? I can go with that." Lazlo says while grinning smugly at Loona as she smiles bashfully.

"Flawless logic," Millie says with a cheerful demeanor as Moxxie scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre."

"He's not wrong. We are assassins, sir, not just a random group of murderers. We can't do any kills without having clients to pay us to target humans." Ratchet pointed out as Blitzo grinned arrogantly.

"Don't worry, I got that covered, boys." Blitzo says as we then fast forward in time and we see him putting up a ratty flyer reading, 'Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!' with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim, and horses as he then walks up to Moxxie. "Now...we wait."

"Sir...there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!" Moxxie snapped just as a huge line of Demons appeared as they stared at the flyer excitedly, and Blitzo grinned smugly and elbowed Moxxie as he gained a blank frown.

"Now, who's first?"

"Man, this place looks awesome," Lazlo says with a grin on his face as we then fast forward in time, and after creating a dimensional glowing red portal into the Living World, we see the gang arriving at a beach placed somewhere in Florida as a bunch of horny teenagers can be seen either sunbathing, swimming in the ocean, dancing, playing a game of volleyball, or making out with each other as we see Lazlo, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Ratchet, and Loona hiding behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

"Enough sightseeing, Lazlo, we have to focus."

"Yeah, yeah, I know," Lazlo says dryly while rolling his eyes as he was wearing a sleeveless white tank top, a gold and navy blue wristwatch that contains an Asmodean Crystal inside the orb to allow him to shift into his human disguise, long navy blue swim shorts with a big hole in the back to allow his long red tail that ends with a triangular point as it had multiple black stripes on it to pop out, and also wore a pair of red flip flops as he also hid his Chain-Sickle inside of his shorts.

"Alright, gang, remember we can't be seen, and loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot for us to off 'em while you two protect my daughter," Blitzo says to Lazlo and Ratchet as they nodded.

"Understood, boss," Ratchet says while wearing a long-sleeved high-collared black buttoned-up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared white buttoned-up shirt underneath, a red tie, long black pants, and a pair of black boots as he also hid his purple/black Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle inside of his jacket.

"You got the list, Loonie?" Blitzo asked Loona, who skimmed a long list in her hands and gave it a sniff as she wore a big black sunhat, a two-piece bikini with a gray bikini top, a gray bikini bottom with a hole in it to allow her large dark grey bushy tail with white on the underside to pop out, a fluorescent black skirt wrapped around her waist, and a pair of black flip flops.

"Got it," Loona says as the trio steps forward, and with a swirling flash of blue and dark purple light, both Loona and Ratchet magically transform into their Human Forms while Lazlo reaches down to tap his Asmodean Crystal wristwatch as his body is covered with navy blue crystals and magically changed into his Human Form as the Imps stared at them in shock and awe.

Standing before them is Loona magically transformed into her Human Disguise, which makes her resemble a 5'2-feet-tall, 22-year-old Human Woman with a pair of eyes that have white scleras and red irises, a half-shaven head with long voluminous silver hair swept to the left, human-like ears as the left ear was pierced with two small black hoop piercings, black thin eyebrows as she has a piercing on her right eyebrow with a black hoop for jewelry, a small nose, a small mouth with black lipstick, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Pale White Skin, a short hourglass slender build, a big thick bubble butt, and she was currently wearing her swimsuit, which consists of her wearing a big black sunhat, a two-piece bikini with a gray bikini top, a fluorescent black skirt wrapped around her waist, a gray bikini bottom with a hole in it to allow her large dark grey bushy tail with white on the underside to pop out, and a pair of black flip flops.

Standing before them is Ratchet magically transformed into his Human Disguise, which makes him resemble a 6-feet-tall, 17-year-old Human Teenage Boy with a pair of eyes that have purple scleras and bright white pupils, short purple hair with blue streaks in it, thin purple eyebrows, human ears, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly slim toned build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared black buttoned up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared white buttoned up shirt underneath, a red tie, long black pants and a pair of black boots as he also hid his purple/black Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle inside of his jacket.

Standing before them is Lazlo Curtis magically transformed into his Human Disguise, which makes him resemble a 6-feet-tall, 23-year-old African American Human Man with a pair of eyes that have white scleras and red pupils, longer shaggy white hair that reaches past his shoulders, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, a pair of muscularly slim five-fingered arms, Dark Black Skin with a bullet-shaped scar placed on his back, a tall slim muscularly toned build, a pair of muscularly slim five-toed feet, and he was currently wearing his swimsuit, which consists of him wearing a sleeveless white tank top, a gold and navy blue wristwatch that contains an Asmodean Crystal inside the orb to allow him to shift into his human disguise, long navy blue swim shorts with a big hole in the back to allow his long red tail that ends with a triangular point as it had multiple black stripes on it to pop out, and also wore a pair of red flip flops as he also hid his Chain-Sickle inside of his shorts.

"Looking good, Ratchet," Moxxie says with a smile as Ratchet adjusts himself.

"Thanks, Mox," Ratchet says while glancing over at the Humans as he secretly wishes to see Octavia in a bikini.

"Damn, you look freaking great, Lazlo." A cheerfully smiling Millie says as she gives Lazlo a thumbs up.

"Thanks, Mils," Lazlo says with a nod as Blitzo stares at Loona with a platonically loving smile on his face.

"Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!" Blitzo says as Loona glares at him angrily.

"I don't know what he is talking about, Loona, you look gorgeous," Lazlo says while eyeing Loona's Human Disguise lustfully with a blush as said person whirled around and finally got a good look at his Human Disguise as she gained heart eyes and blushed from head to toe as, if Loona was in her Hellhound Form, her tail would've been wagging around in extreme arousal.

"T-Thanks, y-you look handsome-I mean, I want you to rail me right now-I mean, you're...you're fuck!" Loona cursed while turning around and covered her blushing face as Lazlo grinned knowingly.

"Alright, are you lovebirds, good? Because we have a mission to complete." Ratchet says as Blitzo nods and points forward.

"Okay, Loona, fetch! And Boys? Protect!" Blitzo ordered as, for once, Loona was grateful for him bossing her around so that she could forget about embarrassing herself in front of her crush, and whirled around to glance across the area with the human targets outlined in red in her vision as Loona smirked wolfishly,

Strolling over to a tall man wearing sunglasses and moving a finger toward his chest, Loona gives him a flirtatious grin while motioning to him that she will give him a blowjob at a nearby private alleyway and the man nodded eagerly as they walked away and a glaring Lazlo following after them as they arrived at the alleyway and the Disguised Hellhound leaned against the wall as she crossed her arms boredly and watched on as the lustful man tries to grab her glorious E-Cup Breasts, only for Lazlo to be able to throw his Chain-Sickle over to wrap around his body and was able to restrain him in place long enough to be shot in the head by Blitzo, who was spying on them from the roof as he gives the lovebirds an approving thumbs up.

~[Epic Montage Time!]~

We then see a fun little epic murder montage occurring as we see a blonde man running toward a bored Loona with a hungry lustful look on his face as Ratchet suddenly rushes over to tackle him into the wall, hard enough that he gets a concussion as Blitzo appeared onto the scene and ensnared him with a noose as Millie and Moxxie proceeds to pull him up high into the air to strangle him to death as we then see Loona and a brown-haired man sitting on the rooftop of a nearby roof as he tried to lean in to kiss her, only for Lazlo to toss his Chain-Sickle forward and slash apart his jaw, causing him to scream in pain and held his bloodied and sliced up jaw as Millie then rushed over to kick him off the roof as he falls down into a dumpster that a smirking Moxxie slams shut and we then see Loona walking alongside the sidewalk with a fat man as he tried to reach over to grab her ass, but was stopped by Ratchet rushing over to slam a flower pot into his head, cracking his skull open and killing him as we then see Blitzo killing a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white-haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head by Moxxie, Lazlo slashing apart a screaming man's arms and legs, Ratchet slashing a screaming fat man with the help of his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle's chainsaw blade, and Loona even joined in on the fun by briefly morphing into her Hellhound Form to rip off a man's dick from his body after he flashed her.

~[Epic Montage Time Over!]~

"Ha, ha, ha! That's fifteen kills in the bag!" A smirking Blitzo says as we see Lazlo, Ratchet, and Moxxie putting the bodies of their killed targets in bloodstained dark trash bags while hiding underneath the docs as Millie can be seen jumping up and down on another body bag. "I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many-,"

"Alright, spring breakers!" Verosika screamed with a big smirk on her face while wearing her Human Disguise as she appeared on a huge stage that had a big banner that reads, 'VEROSIKA MAYDAY SPRING BREAK CONCERT!' and everyone immediately turned to her as they stared at the Disguised Succubi Demon in lust and excitement.

Standing before them is Verosika Mayday magically transformed into her Human Disguise, which makes her resemble a 6'3-feet-tall, 35-year-old Human African American Woman with a pair of eyes that have white scleras and amber pupils with a small heart-shaped beauty mark under the right eye and long and thick eyelashes protruding from her eyes, knee-length ombre-white hair with pink undertones from darker to lighter towards the tips along with auburn roots and a light pink streak down the length, thin black eyebrows, human ears, a small nose, a wide mouth with black lipstick, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, Light Brown Skin, a tall hourglass slender build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and her outfit consists of a white-trimmed two-piece pink ruffled minidress as her crop-top sports long sleeves with her right sleeve being detached while her skirt's ruffles are colored in a slightly darker shade as it also includes a white star design on the front and a black heart on the hip along with dovetails which form into a light pink sash with slight darker-colored ruffle, and a heart design that visually references to her tail, a black choker necklace, black thigh-high leggings, and a pair of black high-heels which sport a vague hot pink heart motif.

"Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!" Verosika screamed as the audience cheered loudly, and Chase could be seen standing near the stage to protect his girlfriend from any crazy and obsessed fans, like for example, a shirtless fanboy who ripped off his shirt to reveal that he had Verosika's name written on his chest in pink and rushed over to try to leap onto his crush, but was punched away by a glaring Chase.

Standing before them is Chase magically transformed into his Human Disguise, which makes him resemble a 6'5-feet-tall, 36-year-old Human Man with a pair of eyes that have white scleras and red pupils, shoulder-length spiky blonde hair with pink highlights, thick black eyebrows, human ears, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a tall muscular slender build, and his outfit consists of a sleeveless ripped black shirt with a white skull symbol planted into it, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long ripped black jeans, and a pair of black shoes with gray accents.

"This is your final boarding call! All aboard~" Verosika says while beginning to sing her, 'Vacay to Bonetown' song, and the words, 'Fuck you Blitzo!' appeared on the screens as Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth as all of the Humans started making out with others around them and began kissing, hugging, and grind on each other as a disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other Disguised Succubi and Incubi grin and sneak up on the Humans as Verosika continues singing.

"God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!" Blitzo screamed while looking around as he spotted a blonde-haired man lying on the ground on all fours and vomited on the ground. "Hey, he's on the list, Loonie?"

"Huh? Yeah...I- I think so." Loona says while being distracted by staring at Lazlo lustfully as said person catches her stare and reaches over to grab her by the waist and pulls her closer to him as she blushes heavily with a perverted blush on her face.

"Good!" Blitzo says while taking out a red and black axe as he went out of his hiding place and went over to the blonde-haired man, who spotted him as he laughed stupidly.

"Oh, whoa, what are you? A leprechaun?" The Blonde-Haired Man asked while being completely drunk as he couldn't comprehend that there was a literal Demon standing in front of him.

"Yeah...pretty cool, huh?" Blitzo asked while raising his axe as he proceeded to cleave the man's head in half with the help of his weapon. "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody."

"Hey, uh, Blitzo? Loona and I were talking a bit, and we came up with an idea on how to speed up the process with the kills here." Lazlo says while he and Loona step forward as they still have their arms wrapped around each other.

"Yeah, we think it's best that we separate to cover more ground and kill more people, so Lazlo and I will head to the north side of the beach while you and Ratchet head south, and Millie and Moxxie head west," Loona explained with a giggle while rubbing Lazlo's chest as said person reached over to squeeze her asscheeks lustfully.

"Brilliant idea, guys. Now, Lazlo, I want you to look after Loona and treat her right. Make sure that she is satisfied and happy by the time you guys come back." Blitzo instructed Lazlo as said person shared a mischievous smirk with Loona and chuckled.

"Oh, definitely, don't worry about that, boss. I will make sure to satisfy her every need and make her feel loved and fulfilled ~," Lazlo says as Loona blushes harder and giggles like a shy schoolgirl.

"Good work, Lazlo, this is why you're my favorite," Blitzo says with a nod, completely oblivious to what the duo is planning as they then walk off. "Alright, guys, let's separate and-Wait, shit! We can't find out who our targets are without Loona! Come back!" Blitzo screamed in realization and worry while turning around to try and stop the lovebirds from leaving, but was too late as they disappeared into the crowd, and the only thing that they could see were two men French kissing and falling down to the ground at her feet, and a woman taking off her bikini top to have her boyfriend suck on her breasts. "OH, NO! WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!" A distraught Blitzo screamed with tears in his eyes as Ratchet reached over to place his hand on his shoulder.

"Don't worry, boss, Loona will be safe with Lazlo. We should go and do our job."

"Huh? Oh, yeah, true." Blitzo says as he sighs in relief. "With Lazlo around, there is no way that my poor little innocent baby will get laid today." A smiling Blitzo says as Ratchet looks away knowingly and chuckles as they then walk away to do their job.

"Now, who wants a piece of this?!" A smirking Verosika screamed while throwing her Beelzejuice Bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage as a Catfish appeared, which rapidly grew into a monster as more and more Catfishes began mutating as well.

"Welp, it looks like we have to handle our part of the list." Moxxie pointed out as Blitzo suddenly ran over to them and explained their new plan of action as he ripped off a part of the list and handed it over to the married couple as their boss then ran back over to Ratchet.

"Hell yeah!" A beaming Millie says as she and her husband hide behind some metal beer barrels. "Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!" Millie says as she and Moxxie hold hands as they then run off in the sunset and begin killing more and more people, starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more as we cue back over to the lovebirds and we see them holding hands as Lazlo and Loona made their way through the beach as they looked around and perked up at the sight of a large shack placed near them as the duo walked over to open the door and were relieved that it was empty inside as there was a large bed.

"So, Loona, let's cut to the chase. I know that you like me." Lazlo says with a seductive tone while stepping forward as Loona stares up at him with a small blush on her face.

"I, uh, well-,"

"And I want you to know that I like you a lot," Lazlo says while reaching over to brush past her hair as Loona blushes harder and trembles. "And I can't help but want you and I know that you feel the same, so what do you say, Loonie, want to have some Spring Break Fun~?" Lazlo asked with a sultry look on his face as Loona shivered in anticipation and pleasure as she nodded.

"Y-Yes, please,"

"Tell me what you want."

"I...want...you...to...fuck me." Loona pleaded with a heavy blush as Lazlo smirked widely but then frowned when she closed her eyes and leaned in over to try and kiss him, but was stopped by her crush as he held out his hand.

"Wait, I don't want-,"

"Oh, Satan, did I fuck it up?" A worried and frowning Loona asked as she separated from him. "Do I have something in my teeth? Does my breath smell like kibble? I made sure to brush my teeth and-,"

"Loona, Loona, calm down, nothing is wrong with you, trust me," Lazlo says while reaching over to place his hands on her shoulders as he gives her a comforting and warm smile. "I just want to kiss and have sex with you in our true forms."

"Really?" A shocked yet touched Loona asked as Lazlo nodded.

"Yeah, trust me, you are beautiful in both forms, but I want our first time to be in our true forms," Lazlo says as Loona blinks in surprise and smiles warmly as she nods, and they separate from each other as Loona magically transformed back into their Hellhound Form with a swirling flash of blue light as Lazlo reached down to tap his Asmodean Crystal wristwatch and his body was covered with navy blue crystals as he magically changed back into his Imp Demon Form.

~{LEMON, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPES OF THINGS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU SKIP AHEAD}~

Turning to face each other, Lazlo leaped up to land in Loona's arms and gave her a smoldering look before leaning forward to give her a passionate kiss as she moaned and held onto him tightly as the Hellhound kissed him back eagerly, and the largely abandoned shack was filled with loud moans and whimpers as they then separated from each other and Loona grinned wolfishly as she proceeds to throw her crush over to land on the bed and Lazlo sits up to see his own crush stepping forward while shaking her hips a bit as the busty furry smirked seductively.

Trailing her arms up her body, Loona then grabbed her big black sunhat and tossed it away before undoing her gray bikini top, allowing her E-Cup Furry Breasts to bounce as Lazlo stared at them hungrily with his long red tail that ends with a triangular point stood up fully erect and Loona smirked proudly at his reaction as she then reached down to grab her fluorescent black skirt and gray bikini bottom as she pulled them down while also kicking away her pair of black flip flops to reveal her obviously furry yet pink wet pussy and big thick bubble butt to her crush.

Feeling a bit self-conscious, Loona covered her privates and looked away from him shyly as Lazlo spots this and grinned seductively as he stood up from the bed and walked over to hug her and buried his face into her E-Cup Breasts as the Male Imp reached behind her to grip her thick big asscheeks and the Hellhound blushed heavily with a moan as she then squealed in surprise when Lazlo easily raised her up into the air with his superhuman strength and whirled them around to place her down in the bed as he winked at her sensually and reached down to grab his sleeveless white tank top as he took it off to reveal his muscular six pack abs to Loona, whose eyes widened in shock and awe as her tail wagged around in her arousal and drooled as Lazlo reached down to grab his long navy blue swim short and kicked off his red flip flops to reveal his fully erect 10-inch cock to her.

Panting heavily, Loona whimpered in pleasure and delight as Lazlo's tail wiggled around with his own arousal and went over to bend down to be at eye level with her crotch as she reflexively closed her legs and the Imp frowned at this as he then reached over to rub her thighs and leaned over to kiss them to calm her down enough for him to reach over and grab her legs as Lazlo opened them up to reveal her wet cute little pussy as Loona blushed harder and covered her face with her hands as an amused Lazlo found this cute and chuckled as he then gained a seductive look and his eyes glowed a bright yellow.

Lowering his head to her hot center with his heavy hot breathing tickling a giggling Loona, Lazlo then opened up his mouth and sticks out his tongue as he shoved it inside of her wet vagina, causing the Hellhound to whimper and covered her flushing face as she began panting heavily when the Male Imp stretched out his tongue and started lovingly rubbing it against her wet walls while also reaching underneath to cup her big thick bubble asscheeks tightly as his tail reached over to wrap around Loona's tail lovingly.

Panting in pleasure, Loona wrapped her tail around Lazlo's tail tightly as said person gripped her asscheeks tightly and buried his face deeper into her wet vagina while spreading out his tongue across her wet walls as Loona growled and placed her hand over her mouth to bite her finger in pleasure and panted heavily with her chest heaving up and down as Lazlo stretched his tongue upwards to go deeper into her vaginal walls and began eating her out relentlessly.

"Mmmm...fuck...oh, Lazlo...mmmmmm, Lazlo, fuck! I'm going to cum!" Loona screamed while thrashing and moaning as Lazlo continued utterly ravaging her insides and felt a familiar feeling generating in her pussy, especially when the Male Imp separated from her vagina and began licking and pulling on her clitoris as the Hellhound's eyes rolled to the back of her head, and a hearty blush appeared on her face.

"FUCK! FUCK, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! LAZLO, I'M CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" Loona screamed while squealing loudly as she began squirting heavily and covered Lazlo's face with her love juice as he eagerly licked it off and lowered his head to lick off Loona's girly juice from her quivering pussy.

"What do you think, Loona? Did I rock your world?" A smug-faced Lazlo asked as a panting and blushing Loona smiled goofily.

"Oh, yeah, that was wonderful~," Loona says while glancing down to see Lazlo's throbbing erect cock as she felt her core pulsate with lust and love. "And I want to make you feel wonderful too~," Loona says while making cute little whimpering noses with her tail wagging around happily as Lazlo perked up and crawled up to lay on the bed as he then laid down and his fully erect ten-inch cock standing proudly as a turned Loona crawled forward on all fours.

Getting more and more turned on by the sight of her swinging E-Cup Breasts and her big thick bubble butt shaking with her motions, Lazlo spotted Loona staring down at his erect cock with an entranced look on her face as she reached over to grab it gently and the Male Imp throw back his head with a hearty moan, loving how her furry hand feels on his sensitive moan as the Hellhound blushed heavily and began pumping her hand up and down rapidly, making sure to not pop out her claws as bits of precum leaked out and Loona curiously leaned down to lick it off.

Absolutely loving the taste of his sperm, Loona felt her animalistic instincts kick in as she grinned wolfishly and reached over to grab his dick, which was throbbing madly as the Hellhound proceeds to sandwich it in-between her E-Cup Breasts and reached up to grab them as Lazlo lets out a loud pleasure member, absolutely loving feeling her furry breasts rub against his erect cock and began thrusting his hips up and down, allowing his member to go in and out of her boobs as Loona blushed a bit and opened up her mouth to take the first six inches of his cock inside of her mouth as she began licking it.

Bobbing her head up and down, Loona began gagging and hacking as she sucked Lazlo's big cock with said person yelping in pain a bit due to her inexperience making her accidentally scrape her fangs on his dick, but then moaned in delight as his crush continued giving him an excellent titjob by sucking on his big penis while rubbing her E-Cup Breasts against it as the Male Imp groaned in extreme pleasure and reached up to grab the back of Loona's head and forced her to take more and more of his twitching cock as her eyes rolled to the back of her head and teared up as she grunted in determination and made sure to take more and more of his throbbing dick inside of her mouth while making sure to squish her breasts against her crush's big member as Lazlo felt a familiar feeling creeping up his body and was quick to separate from the Hellhound as she looked confused by this.

"What's wrong? I wanted to make you cum..." A pouting Loona says as Lazlo chuckled amusedly and leaned over to give her a passionate kiss.

"I know, I want to come too, but not so soon, I want to cum inside of your cute little asshole," Lazlo says while reaching over to rub her big thick bubbly asscheeks and insert one of his fingers inside of her asshole as Loona moaned loudly and blushed as she gave him a sly grin and reached over to grab his erect cock and rub it up and down repeatedly before giving him another kiss as the Hellhound then separated from him.

Winking at him playfully, Loona then whirled around to lay on the bed on all fours with her tail wagging around in anticipation and arousal as she turned to smirk at him seductively and shook her big thick bubbly ass at him as Lazlo's cock throbbed madly for release and stood up on his knees as he waddled over to reach over and grabbed her asscheeks as he reached down to gripped his fully erect 10-inch cock and proceeds to thrust himself inside of her asshole at full force.

Going wide-eyed in shock and extreme pleasure and a bit of pain, Loona whimpered like a dog and howled as Lazlo gripped her asscheeks tightly and proceeds to thrust himself in and out of her asshole as he lets out a loud pleasurable moan and the Hellhound gripped the bedsheets tightly as it creaked loudly by her crush's movements and Loona was quick to move her hips to give her and Lazlo more pleasure as they both moaned loudly.

With their moans and whimpers ranging across the whole large shack, a grunting Lazlo continued drilling into Loona's asshole repeatedly in a doggy-style position, absolutely loving how tight her asshole feels on his junk as he stretched his tail to wrap around Loona's tail and leaned down to bite into her neck, causing the Hellhound to howl in pleasure and turned her head to share an aggressive kiss with the Male Imp as he continued fucking her brains out for the next twenty minutes before the lovebirds shared a familiar feeling crept up their spines as they groaned.

"OH! FUCK YES! YOU FEEL SO GOOD INSIDE OF ME, LAZLO~!"

"GOD YOU ARE SO TIGHT! SO PERFECT! I LOVE FUCKING YOU LIKE THIS, MY PRECIOUS LITTLE LOONA~!"

"MMMM, AAAAAAHHHHHH, YES! I'M SO CLOSE! HARDER, LAZLO, HARDER! I'M GOING TO CUM~!"

"ME TOO! I'M GOING TO CUM SO FUCKING HARD INSIDE OF YOU~!" Both Loona and Lazlo screamed while staring at each other lovingly as they then shared another passionate, aggressive kiss, as the Male Imp proceeds to slam his fully erect 10-inch cock inside of the Hellhound's tight asshole and proceeds to cum heavily inside of it, covering it with several gallons of cum as a howling and whimpering Loona ripped the sheets as she blushed heavily and roared as the Hellhound begins cumming all over the bed as they panted heavily...before a still erect and turned on Lazlo reached over to grab Loona by her shoulders and separated from her as he then whirled her around and slammed her into the bed before thrusting his big cock inside of her vagina, causing Loona's eyes to roll to the back of her head and moaned like a bitch in heat as Lazlo continued fucking the living lights out of her without mercy.

~[Lemon Over]~

"Alright! Let's kill more Human Targets!" Ratchet cheered as he and Blitzo ran across the beach as they were able to kill about ten Humans as we cue over to M , and we see them hiding behind a table with steel barrels of beer as Millie loads a crossbow and Moxxie cocked his sniper rifle as they shared a passionate kiss and then peeks over to prepare and shoot two Human Targets, but was distracted when a random drunk human appeared as he throws the beer can down.

"Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!" The Human cheered while knocking the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie flying up into the air as they landed in front of dozens of people, causing them to stare at the Imp Demons in shock and horror as the married couple shared a worried look and Millie sweated nervously.

"...Uh...uh...uh...bark bark?" Millie asked with a sheepish grin while going down on all fours to pretend to be a dog as Moxxie awkwardly did the same.

"Eggggh! Oh my god, they're fucking possums who identify themselves as dogs!" A woman screamed in disgust while pointing over at the married couple as they tried to get away, but one of the partygoers was able to catch them by their tails.

"I got them!" One of the Humans screamed excitedly as he and the others were thankfully too drunk to realize that they were in the presence of two Demons as said Demons shared a relieved look but then yelped in surprise as the Human shoved them inside a barrel of beer, and the group began cheering about, 'Beer possums' as they take turns volleying the barrel away.

"Shit, M and M need help." A glaring Blitzo says as Ratchet nods.

"Yeah, don't worry, I will go and fetch them," Ratchet says while making his way through the beach as the group of drunk partygoers tossed the barrel of beer onto the ground and walked off as the Disguised Avian Owl Demon went over to the wobbling beer barrel and used his claws to slash it apart, freeing Moxxie and Millie as, sadly enough, they both had accidentally drunk the contents inside and were now completely drunk. "Guys, are you okay?"

"Ohhhhhhh, hey, Ratchet, w-what are you doing here?" A giggling Moxxie says while he and Millie struggle to get up from the floor.

"A-And why are there four of you, d-darling?" Millie says while hiccuping as Ratchet blinked amusedly.

"Wait, are you two drunk?" A chuckling Ratchet asked as Moxxie ignored him and turned to stare at his wife lustfully.

"M-Millie, you wanna...you wanna know something? I...I...fucking love you..."

"Oh my Satan, Moxxie...I love you too, we should...get like...married.." Millie says while barely being able to stay on her feet as she leans against her husband.

"Uh, guys? You are already married." Ratchet pointed out awkwardly as Moxxie and Millie perked up.

"Wait, really? No way!"

"Yeah, now we can skip to the Honeymoon Phase~," Millie says with a lustful grin while tackling Moxxie into the ground as she begins kissing him passionately.

"Ooooooooooooooookay, not watching this." An awkward Ratchet says while turning around to walk back over Blitzo, who was finishing choking a man to death as he turned to him.

"So were you able to save them or what?"

"Yeah, but they are both now drunk as fuck and are currently having sex on the beach."

"What?! They are having drunk sex right now and you didn't tell me?!" An excited Blitzo says, knowing that this is the perfect chance for him to finally have a threesome with them without being rejected as he is about to run off but stops as they suddenly hear a loud roar in the distance.

"Mmmmm, oh, yes, Moxxie~," A still drunk Millie says while taking off her black choker, cold-shoulder black crop-top, fingerless gloves, black torn denim pants, and her pair of black toeless footwear as she was now in her black bra and panties.

"Oh, Millie~," A moaning Moxxie says while massaging her C-Cup breasts and wrapping his tail around her big bubble butt as he had taken off his long-sleeved navy-black coat, a long-sleeved white shirt, large red bow tie, navy-black fingerless gloves, and long black pants as he was shirtless and only wearing his navy-black boxers.

"I wanna...I wanna use the dildo this time, honey~,"

"Noooooooooooooo, I wanted to be on top~," Moxxie says with a pout as Millie grinned seductively.

"Not today, it's Mama's turn~," Millie says with a sultry tone as, before anyone could react, a giant catfish mutant monster emerges from the ocean, and the drunk couple, the I.M.P. Crew (Minus Lazlo and Loona), the Humans, and the Succubus Demons spotted the monster as it crushes a relaxing human to death, sending blood everywhere as the Humans screamed panickedly and turned around to run away.

"Ooooh, fish..." Moxxie says with a laugh as the Catfish Mutant Monster opens up his mouth and stretches its tongue over to wrap around the half-naked married couple as the Catfish Mutant Monster pulls them over to eat them, and Blitzo and Ratchet look comically stunned by this as a giggling and fully-clothed Lazlo and Loona appeared after finally finishing their lovemaking and were currently magically transformed into their Human Forms as they made their way over to the I.M.P. Crew and Lazlo had a smug and proud look on his face as a blushing Loona's legs were noticebly shaking and had a look of complete satisfaction and love on her face.

"Hey, guys, what's going on?" Lazlo asked casually before he and Loona did a double take at the sight of the giant Catfish Mutant Monster placed in the ocean.

"What the hell is that?!" A shocked Loona asked as Ratchet composed himself and turned to them.

"A giant monster that appeared out of nowhere and ate Moxxie and Millie when they were trying to have sex!"

"Wait, hold on, Moxxie and Millie were trying to have public sex and you didn't join in?" An incredulous Lazlo asked Blitzo, who grumbled angrily as he scoffed.

"Trust me, I didn't even have time to join in before that cockblocking random kaiju monster appeared out of nowhere. Anyway, go over and save M and M. Loona and I will provide some cover." Blitzo says while pulling out a machine gun from behind him as the trio nods, and after realizing that all of the Humans are now gone, Loona and Ratchet magically transformed back into their Hellhound and Avian Owl Demon Forms with a swirling flash of blue and dark purple light as Lazlo reaches down to tap his Asmodean Crystal Wristwatch and his body was covered with navy blue crystals as he magically changed back into his Imp Demon Form.

Raising his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle up into the air, Ratcher and Blitzo fired multiple bullets at the Catfish Mutant Monster, gaining its attention as it turned to glare at them and Lazlo quickly reached into his swim trunks to pull out his Chain Sickle as he spun it around rapidly and then threw it forward to wrap around one of the Catfish Mutant Monster's giant teeth as Ratchet quickly ran over to grab onto him and they were launched up into the air as they headed straight towards the giant monster.

Flying through the air, Ratchet then lets go of his comrade and landed on the Catfish Mutant Monster's neck while Lazlo began spinning around the giant monster's body and wrapped his Chain Sickle around his neck as he then landed on his back and grabbed his chains tightly as the Imp Demon used his monstrous strength to pull on his weapon, being able to choke the Catfish Mutant Monster as it opened its mouth and allowed Ratchet to be able to climb up its neck as he reached its mouth and peered inside as he was stunned to see the lovebirds being wrapped around the monster's tongue with Moxxie having his boxers around his ankles as a moaning Millie, who was no longer wearing her panties, was riding around on her husband's dick in an awkward cowgirl position while sticking out her tongue in pleasure and blushed heavily as he seems to be cumming inside of her.

Shaking his head in annoyance, Ratchet then reached out his hand towards the married couple with Moxxie giving him a high five as he grumbled and snatched the married couple by their arms as Ratchet then used his free arm to pull out his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle and popped out its chainsaw blade to slice the tongue in half, freeing the couple as he then launched them out into the air with Moxxie smiling contentedly and Millie cheering as they landed into Blitzo's arms and said person grinned cockily at their half-naked states.

"Hah, knew that you had a tiny dick, Moxxie."

"He's not small, you fuck, he's average size and fills me completely~," Millie says with a giggle and hiccup as she felt her and Moxxie's cum slithering down her legs.

"I'm a comfortable...seven inches, boss!" Moxxie says while laughing hysterically as Blitzo rolls his eyes and then grins slyly as he is about to ask the duo if they are up to a round two with him, but stops as an annoyed Loona appears while carrying around the lovebirds' clothes as she tosses them over to land in their faces, and we cue back over to the duo as we see Ratchet inside of the Catfish Mutant Monster's mouth as he swiftly used his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle's Chainsaw Blade to slice a big hole in its neck and a roaring Lazlo yanked his chains as far back as he can and was able to rip off the Catfish Mutant Monster's head, which was made easier due to Ratchet's attack earlier as the dead Catfish Mutant Monster crashed down into the ocean and stained the ocean with its blood as we then see Lazlo and Ratchet tiredly swimming back over to the shore as Blitzo and the others ran up to them.

"Hey, are you okay?" Loona asked Lazlo worriedly as he nodded with a smirk.

"Yeah, you should see the other guy," Lazlo says jokingly as Loona giggles with a blush.

"Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, guys." Blitzo praised as Ratchet gave him a worried look.

"Are Mox and Mils okay?"

"Oh, yeah. They are fine." Blitzo says while pointing over at Moxxie and Millie, who were clumsily putting their clothes back on as they were taking a bit due to taking small breaks to french kiss each other.

"Blitzo." Verosika says while she and the others walked up to the I.M.P. Crew. "That was handled rather...obvious, don't you think?"

"I don't think this belonged to any of us, sweetheart." Ratchet says with a mocking tone while reaching behind him to pull out the Beelzejuice Bottle that he had found inside of the Giant Catfish Monster earlier and toss it over to Verosika, who catches it as she stares down at it worriedly.

"Huh, you know, it would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world," Lazlo says with a smug grin and crossed arms as Loona grins wolfishly at this.

"Yeah, who do you think will react worse? Lucifer or Queen Butterfly, the one who is in charge of the Fairy Dimension?"

"Ooh, Satan, you are all so screeeeeeeeeeeeeewed!" Millie says with a giggle as she and Moxxie hold onto each other for support.

"Yeah, well, you six little shits will be in so much trouble for not being in disguises," Verosika says just as Moxxie faceplants into the sand as Millie loses her balance and lands on top of him.

"A Human called us possums. We...are...not...possums!"

"I think what he is trying to say is that between the both of us, you clearly are more in the wrong here as we are just doing our jobs while you not only brought Beelzejuice into the Human World but also contaminated it into the ocean and mutated its wildlife," Ratchet says with a smug grin and Verosika and her crew share worried looks as a smirking Blitzo steps forward.

"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space."

"...Fine."

"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" Blitzo screamed while laughing triumphantly as Lazlo and the others began cheering as well. "IN YOUR FACE, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" Blitzo shouted while he and the others gave Verosika middle fingers as she scoffed and turned around to walk away with the crew.

"COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO BACK AND PARK OUR FAT FUCKING CAR IN OUR FAT FUCKING SPACE!" Bitzo screamed happily and arrogantly as the gang nodded and Lazlo quickly went over to draw in a big pentagram circle in the sandy ground with a piece of white chalk, and it glowed red as he was able to create a glowing red dimensional portal to Hell, specifically the I.M.P. Headquarters Parking Lot as the I.M.P. Crew went over to jump through the portal and a smirking Blitzo even jumped up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her left eye twitch madly as the dimensional portal then disappeared.

"Ugh, come on, sluts, let's go back home." An angry Verosika says as she and the others are planning to leave, but then flinches in surprise as a loud roar rang out and the group turns around to see a huge group of Giant Catfish Mutant Monsters bursting out of the ocean, seeming to have been contaminated and mutated by Verosika's Beelzejuice as well as they all roared savagely and were planning to go to the beach, head into the city and attack everything in sight, only for multiple multi-colored magical creatures to fly onto the scene and began attacking the giant monsters by either punching, kicking, or blasting them away as Verosika and her crew instantly recognize that they were members of the Butterfly Army as they grew worried and were about to try and escape back into Hell, only for a big shadow to fall over them as they glanced up and spotted the Leader of the Butterfly Army glaring down at them sternly as her whole body radiated with immense magical power.

Floating before them is a 6'5-feet-tall, beautiful, sexy, 20,000-year-old Female Fairy with glowing forest green eyes, huge long poofy braided blonde hair that reaches down to her knees and was held together by vines and flowers as there were also multiple green/pink flowers planted in her hair, symbol of a white butterfly that is tattoed across her eyes as it kind of acts like a mask of sorts, a small nose, pointy ears, two huge white crystal-like butterfly-like wings attached to her back, K-Cup Breasts, Radiant Caucasian Skin, a slim curvy voluptuous muscular build, and her outfit consists of some type of body armor that was completely made out of plants and leaves as she wore a plant-like helmet that exposed only her eyes and had small wings planted on them as it also had a small hole in the back of the helmet that allows her long braided hair to flow out, a single leafy spiky shoulder pad that was placed on her right shoulder, a leafy choker wrapped around her neck, a two-piece green bikini made out of leaves and vines as it has the symbol of a white butterfly planted in the middle of the bikini, large leafy arm-length slim fingerless gauntlets, vine-like armbands placed on her arms/legs, a sword holster that was strapped across her chest and held a big deadly sharp looking sword, a leafy loincloth that covered her lower body, and large leafy knee-length combat boots. Her name is Ramona Butterfly, Starla's older sister, the first heir to the throne, and leader of the Butterfly Clan Army.

"Verosika Mayday, you and I need to have a small talk," Ramona says with an angry tone, and her left eye twitched madly while making sure that her Butterfly Warriors were dealing with the Giant Catfish Mutated Monsters and using their magic to decontaminate the water as a worried Chase turned to his girlfriend.

"So, uh, this is one problem that we won't be able to get out of through sex, huh?"

"Nope," Verosika says with a deadpan tone as she groans in defeat and in worry as the Disguised Succubus Demon holds up their arms in surrender.

And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.