Helluva An Imp! Chapter 4: HAI: S1-EP4 CHERUB!, a helluva boss fanfic

Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of, 'Helluva An Imp!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, to answer a Guest Viewer's Question, there will be a sex scene with Ratchet and Octavia in the future, Vortex will debut in the story later on, and those are my characters from my Aurora in the Loud House Story since this story is connected with several of my other stories...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs as the OC Ratchet Calamity belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Helluva An Imp-Season 1, Episode 4: C.H.E.R.U.B!}

"Well, howdy!" A Cherub Angel says as we open up to a shot of Heaven's Golden Gates and said gates opened to reveal, 'Cherub Town', as three Cherub Angels fly in front of the camera with big wide smiles on their faces.

Floating before us is a 3-feet-tall Male Cherub Angel of Unknown Age as he resembles a Human Baby with large pupilless periwinkle eyes and dark purple eyelashes, short light coral-puffed hair with a white halo hovering above his head, thick dark purple eyebrows, a small light pink nose, pale rosy chubby cheeks, a pair of periwinkle-and-white feathered wings on his back, Pure White Skin, a short chubby build, and his outfit consists of coral overalls, a short-sleeved light yellow shirt underneath with a white peter-pan collar, and a pair of periwinkle flats. His name is Cletus, the Leader of C.H.E.R.U.B who is friends with Keenie and Collin.

Floating before us is a 3'6-feet-tall Female Cherub Angel of Unknown Age as she resembles an anthropomorphic sheep with a pair of eyes that have light reddish-pink irises and periwinkle-colored pupils as her upper eyelids are colored in a shade of faded light pink and dark purple eyelashes, dark yellow short-cut and puffed upwards hair with a white halo hovering above her head, a pair of dark yellow ears, thin dark purple eyebrows, pale rosy-cheeks, pair of pale yellow-and-white feathered wings on her back, a pair of long slender five-fingered arms, light yellow skin with dark yellow fur, a tall slender build, a pair of pink heart-shaped hooves, and her outfit consists of a yellow dress with a pink hem and a large bow on the front, a pair of elbow-length white frilly gloves, and white bloomers underneath her dress. Her name is Keenie, a Member of C.H.E.R.U.B who is friends with Cletus and Collin.

Floating before us is a 3'5-feet-tall Male Cherub Angel of Unknown Age as he resembles an anthropomorphic sheep with a pair of periwinkle eyes as they have light periwinkle upper eyelids, pale periwinkle short hair that is puffed upwards and had a white halo hovering over above his head, thick dark purple eyebrows, white freckles, a pair of two-toned periwinkle feathered wings on his back, a pair of long slim five-fingered arms, Dark Periwinkle Skin, a slim build, a pair of slim light periwinkle legs with white round markings and dark periwinkle heart-shaped hooves, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved light blue turtleneck shirt with a periwinkle-and-white-striped bowtie, and no pants/shoes. His name is Collin, a Member of C.H.E.R.U.B who is friends with Cletus and Keenie.

"I'm Cletus, and these are my friends, Keenie and Collin! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!"

~[C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle]~

Does it make you want to cry,

When your loved one has to die?

Does it hurt you through and through,

When your face is turning blue?

Well, luckily for you,

There's something we can do!

We can help keep them alive,

So you can watch them thrive!

We then see a man jumping out of an airplane as he pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead as the shocked Man splats onto a rock and blows up into a billion bloody pieces as we then see another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as we then see a third person accidentally shooting himself in the face with a shotgun and we see a fourth person struggling in a hangman's noose with his face turning blue as a stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his left cheek as all of the Cherub Angels appeared in front of the camera and they all posed together elegantly.

'Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B,

We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!

'Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B,

No, we never even ask for a fee!

The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. Logo appears with a registered trademark symbol as the letters appear as they are sung, and we see Cletus rescuing a woman from a pack of wild animals as Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them while he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it and the C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again as Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

Because good people spread the love,

And we're here for all above!

We do the paperwork for you,

And the heavy lifting, too!

So sit right back and let us bless a soul for you,

Oh, we are the C.H.E.R.U.B.!

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background as small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space, and a stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office as Keenie lifts a boulder from a woman trapped under and flattened by said boulder as she gives her a thumbs up and the three Cherubs comfort a horribly wounded man after a car crash as he is bleeding profusely from a neck wound, and we then see the three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony as they pose some more, and suddenly, we see them appearing on a small old-fashioned TV, which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters as we see Blitzo blasting the TV with his flintlock pistol as it explodes violently.

~[C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle Over]~

"Nice one, B!" Millie says as we cue over to the outside of the I.M.P. Building placed in the Pride Ring in Hell and we zoom inside as we appear in front of the door that has a taped piece of paper that reads, 'I.M.P Headquarters' with 'Meeting in progress :)' and we then appear inside yet again and we see the I.M.P. having a 'meeting' in the Meeting Room as they all sat on the long table, except for Moxxie, and an annoyed Ratchet turned to Blitzo.

"Was that really necessary, Blitz?" Ratchet asked as he stood up from his seat and went over to clean up the destroyed remains of the television.

"What? What's wrong?"

"We only have so many televisions in this place," Ratchet says as he gives him a flat glare. "And what did the Cherubs ever do to us? I mean, sure they look annoying and such, but that doesn't guarantee destroying our fucking TV."

"Shut the fuck up, Ratchet, I'm bored, so I'm doing some target practice. Gimme another, Mox." Blitzo ordered as Moxxie appeared and held another old-fashioned TV as he placed it on the stand and turned it on with a scared look on his face as the 666 News logo appeared and showed the commercial for the Hazbin Hotel as a bored Blitzo poured gunpowder into his flintlock. "Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next." Blitzo ordered as Moxxie switched the channel, and a demonically dressed Betty Boop appeared in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts as she held a pitchfork, and Moxxie flinched in anticipation as Blitzo and Millie looked bored while Lazlo and Ratchet looked aroused as Loona gave them a blank glare. "Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'..." Blitzo says as Moxxie switches the channel again with Lazlo and Ratchet being disappointed by the channel change as Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

"I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?" Wally asked while whacking his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for, 'CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS', and, 'GOOFY GADGETS', as he spoke. "Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory," Wally says as the Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea 'Factory' title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons as the panel with the title then falls over forwards and Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look on his face. "Where you make the things and I make the money! Please! I'm very desperate!"

"Bingo!" Blitzo says with a sly smirk as he shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris as Millie cheers.

"Wooh, You're on a roll, sir!"

"Don't encourage him, Mils." Ratchet chastises as Blitzo rolls his eyes, and it is only now that he notices that Lazlo and Loona are making new Business Cards for I.M.P.

"What are those?"

"Oh, Lazlo and I have a little cross-promotional thing with the Princess now," Loona says as Lazlo nods and turns to him.

"Once we get the job, if the client was a good person who got screwed over by our targets, we give them these business cards to send them to the Hazbin Hotel to be rehabilitated and go to Heaven. After sending Mayberry over to the Hazbin Hotel, Princess Charlie asked if we could promote her hotel and help give her new clients or employees if we can." Lazlo says as Blitzo rolls his eyes a bit but said nothing as Loona turns to Ratchet.

"Hey, Ratchet, we were wondering if you could call up your sister, Sable and ask her if she can help us promote our Princess's Hazbin Hotel?" Loona asked as Ratchet nodded and was about to say something when suddenly, the area around them began rumbling loudly. "Uh, guys, do you feel that?"

"Oh, shit. Is that a Hellshake?" A worried Blitzo asked while he and the others stood up from their seats as Moxxie raised an eyebrow incredulously.

"That's possible?"

"Yeah, but only if King Lucifer and Former Queen Lilith or Princess Charlie and her lovers have sex. Sometimes, their lovemaking goes so intense that all of Hell shakes violently." Lazlo explained as Moxxie nodded before yelping in surprise as Millie ran over to grab his arms in an attempt to 'calm' him down.

"Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!" Millie screamed as Moxxie's tail stiffened from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst.

"I'm not panicking-,"

"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!" Loona snapped while roughly grabbing hold of Moxxie and shaking him violently before slapping him in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him as he is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes as part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him as, when the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a Supervillain-Esque Sinner Demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape as Loona growls while on all fours as Lazlo reached down to rub the back of her head to calm her down.

Standing in the I.M.P. Headquarters is a 6'10-feet-tall, 1-hour-old (Physically)/35-years-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon with a pair of pupilless green eyes, a bald head with a pair of dark red horns planted into it, thin black eyebrows, a prominently long nose with a black handlebar mustache underneath, a sharp chin, red skin with a lighter red face, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a black top hat with a neon green band on his head, a pair of acid green goggles with dark green swirls in the lenses and a black strap on his face, a long blood red cape that is wrapped around his neck as it reaches down to his legs, a long-sleeved black jumpsuit with a bright green neckpiece along with a bright green curve shape on his chest and stomach that reaches the groin to resemble a question mark, several black mechanical tentacles with red outlines that can extend and retract out of his back, a pair of elbow-length red gloves, and a pair of bright thigh-high green boots. His name is Loopty Goopty, a Sinner Demon and co-founder of Lyle-Loopty Robotics alongside his partner and best friend, Lyle Lipton.

"Do not be afraid!" Loopty says while grinning as he extends his robotic tentacles and flinches lightly as Lazlo, Ratchet, and Millie pull out their Chain-Sickle, Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle, and Black Battle Axe as Loona growls threateningly.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing."

"Okay, you Saturday Morning Supervillain Cliche, who are you and what do you want?" Lazlo asked with a menacing tone as Loopty Goopty extended a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slid along it to the other side of the room.

"I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!"

"Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing." Loona says with a glare as she stands up on her hind legs.

"I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!" Loopty Goopty while doing a wavy dance as a deadpanned Milie turned to the others and pointed over at him.

"How do Superheroes like the Miracu-League, Scarlett Warrior, and Freakazoid deal with freaks like them?" Millie asked as Blitzo went over to sniff Loopty Goopty and flinched in disgust.

"Ugh, this old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"

"YEEEEES! An hour ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!"

"Just sayin'...the front door would've gotten you here fine." Loona pointed out as Loopty pointed over at her.

"Shut up, dear furry!"

"Watch it, Sinner..." Lazlo threatened with a glare while spinning his Chain-Sickle around idly as Loona growled in anger.

"Anyway, this is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!" Loopty says with a sing-song tone while turning to Blitzo and holding up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed as he takes the photo from him.

"Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge? I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the 'O' is silent." Blitzo says with a grin as he shakes a confused Loopty's hand.

"What 'o'?"

"Aww, thank you. Now, what's the tea, sis?"

"The TEAAAA?!" Loopty asked, even more confused as Moxxie's arm appeared and struggled under the weight of the debris.

"Guys, help!"

"Our boss means why do you want us to kill him and what did he do to you?" Lazlo asked as Moxxie's arm inches back, and he squeals in pain.

"LOSING...OXYGEN-,"

"He was...my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man! My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process! It could've saved all three trillionaires! However, we made a couple of fatal mistakes! One of them is building our empire in Royal Woods because that goody two shoes Aurora and her team found out about our plans and the fact that we experimented and killed tons of innocent people and stole machine parts from other companies as the Royal Woods Heroes decided to burst into our empire to stop us!"

"Not wanting to go to prison, we were forced to hide inside our machine and hoped for the best that those accursed heroes wouldn't find us! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do, we were too sure of our own genius, but the machine was accidentally set FORWARD! By the time we managed to get out...it was too late! At least...for me as we were rapidly aged to be old men and I suffered a heart attack and died while Aurora and her team were able to save Lyle! Even if they helped save his life and had him arrested for our evil crimes, it still pisses me off that Lyle will eventually use his money and connections to get out of jail and take over the empire that WE BUILT TOGETHER! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire...and get ALL the credit!"

"Everything...is going...dark..." A strained Moxxie says while still stuck under the rubble as he weakly reaches his hand out for help.

"Now, get your asses up above and send that heartless, no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"

"Eh, y-y-y-you do know, Poopty-,"

"Looooptyyyy!" A seething Loopty says as Blitzo holds hands up defensively.

"Of course, of course. Anyway, you DO realize that if we do kill him, he will end up down here, and you will be stuck with him forever until the end of the universe."

"Oh, trust me..." Loopty says with an evil tone as he then summons an array of weapons from his back on a series of mechanical armatures: a pistol, a rifle, a missile launcher, and a circular saw blade. "...I'm counting on it."

"Hey, Loopty, since you are a Newbie, you should know that Sinner Demons can't be killed via normal weapons. They can only be killed via Angelic Weapons. If you try to kill Lyle with those weapons, he will simply just regenerate later on." Ratchet pointed out as Loopty paused a bit and pouted.

"Oh, damn...eh, I will come up with something later on." Loopty says with a shrug as we then fast forward in time and we see the I.M.P. Crew, with Blitzo and the lovebirds wearing wigs and disguises while Lazlo and Ratchet were magically transformed into their Human Forms, hanging out on Earth, specifically Royal Woods as we see them breaking into the Royal Woods Prison while easily avoiding the lazy and sleeping guards as the I.M.P. Crew soon reached Lyle Lipton's Jail Cell.

"Let's do it, gang!" Blitzo says while he and the rest of the I.M.P. Crew all pulled out their weapons with Blitzo carrying around his flintlock pistol while Lazlo had his Chain-Sickle, Moxxie had an assault rifle, Ratcher gripped his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle tightly, and Millie two sharp swords.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" Ratchet says as a swirling flash of dark purple light covers his body and transforms back into his Avian Owl Demon Form as Lazlo reaches down to tap his Asmodean Crystal Wristwatch and his body is covered with navy blue crystals as he magically changes back into his Imp Demon Form while the others removed their disguises as they ran over to peek through the jailcell and spotted Lyle Lipton lying down on a hospital bed with an IV bag attached to him as a heart rate monitor sits on a shelf next to the IV bag and there was a silver toilet placed near him as a saddened Lyle could be seen holding a framed picture and it consists of a stock image of dollar bills with a, 'Free Stock Photos', watermark over it.

Sitting before them is a 5-feet-tall, 95-year-old (Physically)/33-year-old (Mentally) Male Human with black eyes, a bald head, thin black eyebrows, a huge floppy nose with a light gray bushy mustache, a fat wrinkly double chin, Pale Wrinkly Skin, a short fat build, and his outfit consists of a short-sleeved pale blue shirt and a white diaper. His name is Lyle Lipton, the co-founder of Lyle-Loopty Robotics alongside his partner and best friend, Loopty Goopty.

"Man, that machine really did a number on him." A surprised Moxxie says as Lazlo nods with a laugh.

"Humans should learn to not try and mess with what they can't understand," Lazlo says as Lyle kisses the picture of money with his hands trembling as he teared up.

"Goodbye...my one true love," Lyle says while running his finger down the picture lovingly as he then puts the frame down, and grabs the tube from his IV bag, and begins tying it. "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value," Lyle says as he finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot taught.

"Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!" A beaming Blitzo says as Lazlo facepalmed.

"You DO know that the contract is null and void if we don't kill the guy ourselves, right?"

"...Oh shit right...welp, I call dibs!" Blitzo says with a sly grin while holding up his gun as he was planning to shoot Lyle in the head, only for the noose to glow white and a concussive force knocked the I.M.P. Crew back as Lazlo and the others groaned and got up from the floor as they and a shocked Lyle spotted the Cherub Angels floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!" Lyle says with a glare as the I.M.P. Crew recovers from the sudden blast of light as Blitzo does a double take at the sight of the Cherub Angels.

"Who the fuck are they?"

"Oh, no! Sir, those are-,"

"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus says as Lyle fumed at them angrily.

"I hate filthy, stinking orphan children!"

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven...benefited by your amazing...technological advances." Collin says as the I.M.P. Crew grew angry by this.

"Oh, HEEEELL no!" Blitzo says while rolling up his sleeve and hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time as he and the others then march in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our humble opinion that you should not listen to them at all and let us kill you," Moxxie says as Millie nods in agreement.

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old...and gross?"

"Is that a serious question?" Keenie asked as she adjusted Lyle's bedsheets, revealing his wallet full of dollar bills as Cletus grabbed the wallet. "He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!"

"No! I don't want to give money to charity and shit like that!" A panicking Lyle says while trying to grab his wallet from Cletus as Collin floats forward.

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!"

"But I don't want to!"

"Are you serious? Is saving this piece of crap really worth the money? I mean, he and his partner experimented on the poor. Genius or not, Earth is better off without people like him." Lazlo pointed out as Ratchet nodded with a firm glare.

"There are tons of other great geniuses in the world who Heaven can benefit from just as easily, so just please let us kill this guy and move on and help people who ACTUALLY deserve your help."

"Who are you Demons?" A glaring Keenie says as Millie waves playfully.

"Hi, we're the Immediate Murder Professionals, or I.M.P. for short. Our job is pretty much the opposite of yours."

"We kill people that Sinners have a need to get vengeance on for one reason or another and that guy over there is one of our targets, which means that he is definitely not a good person," Moxxie says as Ratchet crosses his arms and glares up at the Cherub Angels suspiciously.

"What are you guys even doing here anyway? Your job isn't to intervene with people like Lyle, it's to prevent innocent people's deaths from total accidents or murder."

"Uh, well, you see-,"

"Yeah, so you guys have no reason to be here at all, so to repeat my friend's question, what are you guys doing here? Why are you interfering with our job?" Lazlo asked the trio of Cherubs as they sweated nervously and glared back at them.

"Well, we were sent here by our boss to save Lyle's life, so if anything, you Demons are interfering with our work."

"There must be some mistake in the filing," Lazlo says as he places his hands on his hips. "Our job is to kill off the worst people our clients send us after. Yours is to save the lives of good people who need your help, so, there must be a misunderstanding of some kind."

"Yes, from your end, because Lyle Lipton is a good person," Collin says as Lyle shakes his head.

"Oh, I'm not. Like they said, I literally experiment on poor people and that's the least worst thing I have done, so please just kill me. I can't live as an old man forever."

"On it. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?" Blitzo asked as Moxxie reached into his coat and tossed a variety of weapons to Blitzo and the others.

"I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas-,"

"Assault Rifle, please." Lyle pleaded as the gang nodded, and Ratchet aimed his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle at the Evil Supervillain as he was planning to shoot Lyle but was stopped by Collin.

"There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!"

"Yeah, right. He's been turned into an old man for like an hour or so and he smells like he ain't been out of bed in months." Millie pointed out while sniffing Lyle as she became visibly ill, covering her mouth and holding Moxxie by the shoulder as she vomited on the floor, and a worried Ratchet and Moxxie patted her on the back.

"Life can be beautiful at any age! And we'll show him!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" An angry Lazlo, Ratchet, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie screamed angrily and in annoyance as we then fast forward in time, and we see the three Cherub Angels roll Lyle in his bed outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake.

"Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!" Cletus says as Collin nods.

"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!"

"But it's too hot out of here! There are too many bugs around! I hate grass! I hate animals! I hate rivers! I hate everything about nature!" Lyle snapped as Blitzo appeared in a tiger costume that he got for his monthly visits with Stolas.

"That is damn right, Lyle. Don't buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks." Blitzo says while making a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex as Keenie covers her mouth and gasps as Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

"That is so inappropriate!" Collin says with a scowl as the lovebirds appear in cat costumes, and a scowling Millie flips the double bird at her.

"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!" Millie says while flipping off the Cherub Angels Ratchet does the same but doesn't wear an Animal Costume as Lazlo appears in a Platypus Costume and sits next to Lyle.

"Not gonna lie, you old fuck, I can understand why you would hate nature. I mean, just take a look at that." Lazlo says while pointing ahead as Lyle and the others spot an adorable group of bunnies and squirrels together as the critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves, and a bear swipes a wolf to the ground as it raises a paw to attack but is then crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw as a beehive lands on the man's head and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while also throwing his chainsaw into the air as the chainsaw comes back down, cutting both of the man's arms off and causing him to scream harder before his body is skewered from behind by the antlers of a charging stag as lightning flashes dramatically and the Cherub Angels freeze in horror while Lyle fumes angrily in disgust and shock as the I.M.P. had smug grins on their faces.

"Right here, in the temple," Lyle says while aiming at his temple as Blitzo nods and aims his pistol at the Evil Supervillain, and is about to shoot him but is stopped by a nervously laughing Cletus.

"Uhhh, let's go check out someplace else!" Cletus says with Millie and Moxxie bumping fists with the paws of their cat costumes squeaking as we then cue over to the Royal Woods Mall, and we see Lyle in his bed being pushed through the door hard enough to destroy both it and part of the wall surrounding it as he grumbled angrily.

"Oh, Lord, where are we now?! Just let those Demons kill me!"

"We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!" Keenie says while motioning to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus.

Why...look at those sweet, disease-ridden vermin...their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood...and their middle-class existence...such simple joy they have...it is...INFRUITING! IT'S WHY I FUCKING HATE KIDS AND WHY MY PARTNER AND I WANTED TO FIND A WAY TO REVERSE OUR AGE!" A furious Lyle screamed, stunning the Cherub Angels as we then see the I.M.P. Crew standing by Santa with Millie dressed as Mrs. Claus while Lazlo, Blitzo, and Ratchet are dressed as Elves and a grumpy Moxxie wear a Rudolph costume.

"Santa, what I want more for anything in Christmas is for my Old Teacher, Mrs. Mayberry, to come back to life."

"Sorry, kid, can't do that," Santa says with a deadpanned tone as the Little Girl teared up and jumped off his lap as she ran off, crying.

"Hey, kids! Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?!" Blitzo asked with him and the others having no idea what Christmas is as he grabbed Santa's beard and ripped off the costume as 'Santa' is revealed to be an ugly, sweaty gnome wearing a '#Cuties' shirt and underwear, making a gnome noise as the kids scream and run away in terror as, once they were gone, Ratchet pulled out his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle and proceeds to shoot the Pedophilic Mall Santa to death, causing Lyle to grin evilly and threw back his head as he began laughing sinisterly.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Lyle laughed maliciously, loving seeing the kids' misery as Collin and Keenie covered their eyes as Lazlo began spinning his Chain-Sickle around and then launched over to try and slash off the Old Supervillain's Head, only for a concerned Cletus to push the bed away as we then cue over to the Royal Woods Forest as Lyle in his bed was placed next to a crude wooden sign reading, 'LOVERS LOOKOUT', with a cartoon heart replacing the O in 'LOVERS', as a small note underneath it, possibly written after the fact, reads, 'I guess...'. "Egh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!"

"Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!" Cletus says as Lyle holds up his creepy, trembling, grabby hands.

"Money!"

"No! Love!"

"Oh...I love money! Screw loving people!" Lyle says, causing the Cherub Angels to stare at him in disbelief and anger as the I.M.P. Crew appears while wearing their Earthly Disguises or transformed into their Human Diguiseses.

"Damn right, old man! Besides, who will ever love an old, fat, disgusting, ugly piece of shit like you?!" Blitzo asked as he then reached behind him to pull out his megaphone to activate it. "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would FUCK this old man?!" Blitzo asked as all of the cars sped away in an instant, and Lyle fumed angrily as Collon got into Blitzo's face.

"You know, you five are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!"

"Someone in need? Lyle repeatedly said that he wants to die." Millie pointed out as Moxxie nodded.

"Yeah, also, I find it ironic that you three are so superior to us just because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over dead while you guys want to save him because he can use his technology for good even though he doesn't want to help out the world at all! His Partner outright told us that he would only help out other trillionaires and is happy to kill innocent people for his evil experiments! Lyle Lipton is an evil supervillain who doesn't help or save anybody but himself, so get off your fucking high horse and accept the fact that none of you are trying to help him because of your morals but because of your obligation to your fucking jobs!" Moxxie ranted while throwing his hands out for emphasis as the others clapped for his speech as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the Royal Woods Auditorium as we see a woman dressed as a Viking singing opera on stage while wearing a fake unicorn on her lower torso as a well-dressed man plays a grand piano behind her, and the Cherub Angels and the audience are also well-dressed, though Lyle only wears a bowtie over his simple, sweat-stained hospital gown.

"Behold! The wonder of art and music! Somethin' always there to comfort...entertain...and live for!"

"...I..."

"...No..."

"...hate..."

"No, no, no..."

"OPERA MUSIC!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" The Cherub Angels screamed in frustration and anger as, up above the stage, was the I.M.P. Crew, who were no longer wearing their Earthly Disguises or transformed into their Human Diguises as they laughed mockingly and the Cherubs heard this as they flew up to them angrily.

"THAT'S IT! WE HAVE HAD IT!"

"You five monsters have messed with us enough!"

"D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j-j-job!" Cletus, Keenie, and Collin said as Moxxie rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"Well, so are we."

"And don't try to act all high and mighty. We all know that the Cherubs are at the bottom of Heaven's pecking order," Ratchet says as he crosses his arms. "You guys are basically Heaven's equivalent to Hell's Imps."

"So you guys have the same social status as us and yet you still think that you are all superior to us? Bitch, please." Lazlo says with a scoff as the Cherubs angrily summon golden crossbows and aim them at the I.M.P. Crew.

"That's enough! We are saving that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!" Cletus says as a glaring Blitzo steps forward.

"Well, someone wants that fucker dead, m'kay?! And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this..." Blitzo trailed off as he reached into his coat and pulled out a jewel-encrusted green horse figure wearing sunglasses and a, 'MARE-AJUANA' cap. "...so you all gotta go!" Blitzo says as a fuming Keenie flies into his face.

"You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but the dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!"

"Hey! We all know that Humans are all dumb and they all go to Heaven or Hell eventually, so killing them isn't seen as a bad thing in the first place!" Blitzo yelled back as Millie, who had enough of their bullshit, reached over to grab the Female Cherub Angel by her necklace and pulled her in to begin screaming into her left ear.

"That's it! We had enough of the crap spewing out of your mouth, so why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental, cotton candy, no tit-havin' BITCH?!"

"...FILTHY DEMON CRAP!" A furious Keenie snapped as she flew over to tackle a grunting Millie into the ground.

Intense opera music plays as the fight scene begins and we see Keenie and Millie roll over in a catfight as Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at the boys, who run away as the girls roll off the catwalk and the guys see this as Moxxie turned over to Lazlo and said person nodded while spinning his Chain-Sickle around to then tossed it up into the air and wrap around a ceiling beam as he ran over to grab his friend and they jumped off from the balcony as the duo began swinging over to the girls with Millie and Keenie exchanging punches to the face as they fell and Moxxie aims up and fires at a rope, which releases a sandbag as it slams into Keenie, sending her falling down into the air and Lazlo lets go of his weapon to fall down through the air just as a groaning and recovered Keenie floated upward as the Imp crashed down on top of her and began punching her in the head repeatedly, causing her to yelp in pain and fly around uncontrollably with Lazlo holding onto her for dear life as Moxxie swung over to grab Millie and they stared into each other's eyes with lustful grins as they began making out with each other while they swing above the stage just as Cletus and Collin appear as they fire multiple golden arrows at the Married Couple with Millie pulling two machine guns out of Moxxie's coat and firing as they spin rapidly, and Blitzo and Ratchet climb onto a catwalk and spot Millie's bra and Moxxie's bow tie fly past them as multiple bullets rained down into the area with all of the civilians seeing this and turned around to run away fearfully, except for Lyle as he stared up at the fighting Demons and Angels in shock and awe.

"It's all starting to make sense now...life is worth living because we only get one...we must cherish it...if these demonic and angelic creatures far beyond this living world are going to these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living...dying is not the answer...WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?! I MAY BE RICH BUT THANKS TO AURORA AND MY FRIENDS, MY EMPIRE IS RUINED! I WILL GO TO COURT NEXT MONTH AND I WILL FIND MYSELF GUILTY, LOSE ALL OF MY MONEY, AND BE PUT BEHIND BARS FOR LIFE UNTIL I DIE! MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED! I CRAVE DEATH! PLEASE! SOMEONE KILL ME!" Lyle begged as Millie and Moxxie could be seen still spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Collin and Cletus as a blinded Keenie flew up into the air while still dragging along Lazlo as he kicked her away and did a backflip to land on the metal scaffolding with Blitzo and Ratchet as a recovered Keenie then whistled loudly, gaining the others' attention as they flew over to her and the Cherub Angels all aimed their weapons over to the trio, who shared a sly grin as Blitzo then reached into his pocket to pull out a smokebomb and tossed it over to collide against the Cherub Angels' faces, blinding them due to a big cloud of black smoke covering their bodies.

"Ah! You fuckers!" Cletus says while he and the others look around blindly as the trio then leaped off the scaffolding to land on a second scaffolding and Ratchet raises his Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle to fire a bullet at the rope holding up the scaffolding, causing it to fall down and crash on top of the shocked Cherub Angels, sending them crashing down into the ground, narrowly missing the pianist and cartoonishly bending a board so it holds up the piano at an angle as the pianist is startled and stops playing, then straightens his bow tie, drops his stool down onto the stage, and uses it to drop down from the bent floorboard before walking away as the board then sends the piano flying through the air, breaking in the process as the I.M.P. Crew falls down to land on the ground, and alongside the stunned Cherub Angels, follow the piano with their eyes as it falls as Lyle glanced up to see the piano flying straight towards him and noticed that it was falling down away from him as he pouted, but thankfully for him, the piano suddenly shifts to his location and crushes him to death.

"And that's how the Immediate Murder Professionals do it," Lazlo says while he, Blitzo, and Ratchet share a fistbump as Moxxie has a smug grin on his face, and Millie smirks as she gives the Cherub Angel two middle fingers and said people stare at Lyle's death in utter shock as Collin gasps in horror.

"Ohhhh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my Gooood!" Collin says as an angry Keenie flies over to grab him by the shirt and slaps him across the face a few times.

"Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in VAIN!"

"THIS...ISN'T OVER!" Cletus says to the I.M.P. Crew with an angry scowl on his face as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven, and the Cherub Angel flies through, only to be mysteriously repelled back as they do a double take in shock. "WHAT THE?!" Cletus asked in confusion and worry as a group of cherubs descended, composed of two bees, two sheep, and their leader as said person conjured up reading glasses and a clipboard.

Floating before them is a 3'10-feet-tall Female Cherub Angel of Unknown Age as she resembles an anthropomorphic fawn who sports a pair of blue eyes with indigo eyelashes, brownish-coral hair with a yellowish-white halo floating above her head, pastel yellow ears with orchid-colored tips, thick indigo eyebrows, a dark slate blue-purple nose, a pair of pale golden feathered-wings, very light brown fur with lemon accents along, and her outfit consists of dark blue overalls over a brighter-colored, long-sleeved shirt with a pink bow hanging from the collar, and no shoes. Her name is Deerie, a Cherub Angel and presumably an employee with a higher position, unlike the trio.

"Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo..."

"What?!"

"Why?!"

"We were just doing our job!" Cletus, Collin, and Keenie say as Deerie shakes her head and crosses her arms.

"Yeah, no, you know that's not your job. You three are only supposed to be preventing the deaths of innocent people. People like Lyle Lipton are far from innocent,"

"But-,"

"No buts, you three had fucked up big time," Deerie says as Collin frowns worriedly.

"Is there...anything we can do?!"

"Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no..." Deerie says condescendingly as Keenie looks around anxiously.

"Well...uh...we should tell you that there is a group of Demons killing Humans! They are over..." Keenie says while pointing to the spot where I.M.P. was, only to find them gone as all three cherubs stare wide-eyed with Keenie's pointing hand trembling and the sound of a horrified woman screaming plays in the background.

"Anyway, sorry, not sorry, guys, but you three broke the rules, so byyyye!" Deerie says while doing a happy wave before she and the group vanish through the portal as Cletus flies towards the portal, but it closes as he then breaks down into tears and cries as we then fast forward in time, and we then cue over to the outside of the I.M.P. Building placed in the Pride Ring in Hell and we zoom inside as we appear in front of the door that has a taped piece of paper that reads, 'I.M.P Headquarters' with 'Meeting in progress :)' and we then appear inside yet again, and we see the I.M.P. having a 'meeting' in the Meeting Room as they all sat on the long table.

"Another successful mission, guys. Even with those fucking Cherub Angels' interference, we were able to kill that Old Supervillain and now he and our client are stuck in their eternal revenge."

"Sir, when are you going to tell the client about our successful mission?" Ratchet asked as Blitzo held up and pointed at his phone.

"Oh, I already sent him a text," Blitzo says while his phone shows that Loopty Goopty is called, 'Lupis', in his contacts as the text from Loopty reads, 'U fail, U die', followed with Blitzo replying 'Yo, we were able to kill that old fat fuck' surrounded by emojis as the I.M.P. Crew then heard a whistling sound outside and Moxxie looks worriedly to the wall behind him as he quickly scurries out of the way when a metal escalator proceeds to crash into the office and Loopty descends down it.

"BLIIIIIITZO!"

"What?! Why the fuck did you bust open my wall?!" An annoyed Blitzo asked just as another metal escalator crashed through the wall and squashed Moxxie as Lyle, now a Sinner Demon, arrived with a big grin as Moxxie twitched stiffly in pain.

Standing in the I.M.P. Headquarters is a 5-feet-tall, 1-hour-old (Physically)/33-years-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon as he changed a lot from his Human Self and now had a robotic appearance with a round spherical body as his head was planted on the top and his arms were on his sides as he had mint-green skin with a red triangular patch on his chin, a large bushy light grey mustache, his teeth resemble that of piano keys, a pair of red pince-nez goggles with dark red spirals on the lens, and his outfit consists of a light green vest with a dark outline on top and one button on the front, a dark bowler hat with a red stripe, and a pair of light green gloves on his hands as, with his lower half being a ball and lacking legs, he gets around simply by rolling.

"Wait, what? I thought that you and Loopty hated each other?" A bewildered Millie asked as Lyle shook his head.

"Hate each other? How could I hate someone who loves making millions in technological advances in robotics by experimenting on the poor and laughs about it?" Lyle asked as a smiling Loopty laughed.

"Oh, you no-good, HEARTLESS son of a BITCH!" Loopy says as he then turns to an angry Blitzo. "Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!"

"The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?" Lyle asked just as an Imp crashed through the ceiling as he smirked widely.

Standing in the I.M.P. Headquarters is a 5'2-feet-tall, 35-year-old Male Imp Demon with a pair of eyes that have yellow scleras and black pupils, curled black and white horns, thin black eyebrows, no ears/nose, long curly black mustache, a sharp chin, a pair of four-fingered slim arms, Mutated Crimson Skin, a tall slim build, a long red tail that ends with a triangular point, a pair of four-toed feet, and his outfit consists of a top hat with a pale lavender gray stripe, a gray vest with a long-sleeved white regency shirt that had sleeve garters, a black Kentucky colonel tie, long white pants with gray stripes, and a pair of black boots. His name is Wally Wackford, an Imp Demon who works in different jobs every single chapter.

"Did someone say, I say, inventors?!" Wally asked as he spoke in a stereotypical Southern accent. "Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit!" Wally says before realizing what he said and twirls his mustache. "I mean, employyyyy~,"

"Can you motherfuckers use the damn door and stop bursting up our walls?!" An angry Lazlo asked as Blitzo nodded.

"Yeah, now, Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!" Blitzo says while pointing over to Moxxie, who is still trapped and is foaming at the mouth as he groans in agony. "Satan's balls! First, we deal with Heaven's Table Scraps, and now this?"

"I guess...you can say, you say, you have a...holey operation here, Blitzo!" Wally says while pronouncing his name as it's spelled and slaps his knee as he laughs, and an unamused Blitzo glares at him.

"Get out," Blitzo says coldly as Wally continues laughing, doubling over onto the floor as Lyle and Loopty glance at each other awkwardly. "No, I'm serious! Get the FUCK OUT!" a furious Blitzo ordered as Loopty, Lyle, Lazlo, Millie, Ratchet, and Wally all look at him, shocked and surprised by his sudden rage as Moxxie moaned in pain.

~[Post Credit Scene]~

"...And that's the full story, Princess of Hell," Cletus says with a nervous gulp as we cue the next day, and we see the Cherub Angels now hanging out at the Hazbin Hotel, specifically Charlie's Office as we see him and the others having a meeting with the Princess of Hell herself.

Sitting before them is a 6-feet-tall, 225-years-old (Physically)/25-years-old (Mentally) Female Nephilim with a pair of eyes that have light yellow scleras and red irises, thick black eyelashes and gray eyelids, long flowing blonde hair with lighter blonde and pink highlights as it was tied up into a twice-banded low ponytail and her blonde bangs flip to her left with a curl, no ears, a small black dog-like nose, a wide mouth with black lips and a pair of white fangs, rosy red cheeks, a sharp chin, six retractable golden wings with red insides, a pair of slim white four-fingered arms with long sharp black nails, F-Cup Breasts, White Skin, a tall slender hourglass build, a heart-shaped thick ass, a pair of slim white red-hooved feet, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved form-fitting red tuxedo jacket with dark red lapels, a small black bow tie, black suspenders with an untucked long-sleeved white dress shirt, long red form-fitting pants, and a pair of black/white saddle shoes. Her name is Charlotte 'Charlie' Morningstar, the Hellborn Princess of Hell, Lucifer and Lilith's Daughter, Azrael's Older Sister, the founder of the Happy Hotel, and Vaggie and Valkon's girlfriend as she wants to do right by her kingdom and find a way to redeem Sinners into Heaven through rehabilitation at the Hazbin Hotel.

"..." Saying nothing, Charlie closed her eyes and clapped her hands together to take a deep breath before opening her eyes as the Cherub Angels gave her nervous and hopeful looks. "Okay, here's the deal," Charlie says to the trio of Cherubs as she leans forward to be at eye level with them. "I'll let you three stay here at the Hazbin Hotel and I will protect you from the Exorcists. I keep you safe...but, in return, you three work for me." Charlie says as Cletus and Keenie look unsure at each other, but Collin steps up with a nod.

"We accept your terms, Princess."

"Good, happy to have you aboard for the Hazbin Hotel," Charlie says with a big grin on her face as she shakes hands with Cletus, Keenie, and Collin. "You will start your jobs as Behavioral Instructors at my hotel tomorrow. I shall give you all a tour of the place and meet the staff and our clients then," Charlie says as the Cherub Angels groan, not wanting to do this, but have no choice but to accept this new job as the trio nods.

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, I will be doing the Helluva Boss Shorts, but I will be skipping Hell's Belles and Mission: Weeaboo-boo, and I want to say that Lazlo's crystal can't allow him or others to enter the human world due to it being cracked.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.