Helluva An Imp! Chapter 7: HAI: S1-EP7 Ozzie's!, a helluva boss fanfic

Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of, 'Helluva An Imp!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs as the OCs Ratchet Calamity, Sable Calamity, Emerald the Demon Horse, and Azrael belong entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Helluva An Imp-Season 1, Episode 7: Ozzie's!}

It was a normal day in the Pride Ring, specifically, Imp City as we see cue over to the I.M.P. Headquarters and zoom inside to see a bored Loona reading from a magazine called, 'IMP GOSSIP' with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle in the I.M.P. Headquarters' Main Lobby as the TV placed above her showed the 666 News Coverage of the Aftermath of the Extermination Day War and it showed Charlie Morningstar interviewing how the battle played out and how it will affect the People of Hell as the Hellhound places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' Grimoire and it rolls off the table and the page of the book glows red as the magic spellbook creates a glowing red dimensional portal to the Human World and a tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head as Moxxie and Ratchet peers out of the fallen tree while carrying around their chainsaw and Mark 3 Lancer Assault Rifle's Chainsaw Blade as Blitzo and Lazlo walked into the office as the Leader of the I.M.P. Crew threw back his head to laugh crazily.

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"Yeah, killing Angels is fun and all, but it's good to be back into the swing of things and doing the thing we all love, killing Evil Humans for profit," Lazlo says with a smirk as a manically grinning Millie crawls across the floor like a crab with an axe between her teeth.

"Ooh, man, I'm still so jazzed up! After fighting in a war between Heaven and Hell, I crave more blood!" Millie screamed while snapping the axe in half and laughed crazily as Moxxie and Ratchet got out of the tree as Sable walked through the red glowing dimensional portal, and it closed behind her.

"Man, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks."

"True that," Lazlo says with a smirk as he shares a high-five with Sable as Moxxie turns to give Millie a seductive smirk.

"Well, if you are all jazzed up, sweetheart, then you are going to be even more excited when I tell you where we are going tonight."

"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie," Blitzo says with a stern tone as he points over at him. "Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

"Can't. Loona, Lazlo, and I are going to Beelzebub's Party tonight. She invited us to come, and even gave Clara a special Sinner Demon Pass to allow her to go to the Gluttony Ring with us tonight." An excited Sable says as Lazlo and Loona nod as they leave.

"And we can't come with you, sir, because today is our one-year marriage anniversary, so, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring," Moxxie says with Millie's eyes sparkling in awe as she squeals in delight.

"Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

"Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while," Moxxie says with an arrogant tone as Millie smiles brightly and runs over to jump into his arms to kiss his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin as Ratchet rolled his eyes amusedly.

"Ugh, can you two not?"

"I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?" Moxxie says with an apologetic tone as Blitzo shrugs.

"No, it's fine. I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."

"Uh, no. The reservation is for us."

"Uh-huh."

"...Just us."

"Mhm."

"...Without you there. Explicitly without you there..." A deadpan Moxxie says as an oblivious Blitzo goes over to hug the lovebirds tightly.

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. See you lovebugs later." Blitzo says while walking off, whistling as Moxxie growls in anger.

"Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and...clean this blood off~," Millie says with a sultry tone while dragging her finger down from his chest to his crotch and making a seductive purring sound as Moxxie blushes, feeling flustered as they walk off holding hands.

"Welp, it looks like I have to help Millie and Moxxie not get cockblocked or prevent them from getting into a three-way with our boss," Ratchet says with a heavy sigh while walking off as we then fast forward to nighttime, and we cue over to the Hell's version of a Subway as the Married Couple can be seen sitting in the waiting area, waiting for their Elevator to the Lust Ring to appear as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and Ratchet spied on him from behind.

"Elevator 666 departing for the Lust Ring in 5 minutes~,"

"You look amazing as usual, Millie," Moxxie says with a blushing smile while wearing a long-sleeved swannecked black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, a long-sleeved a white shirt underneath, a large red bow tie, long black pants, and no shoes.

"Awww, thanks, Darling~," Millie cooed while kissing Moxxie as she had styled up her hair and her outfit consisted of a black choker, a strapless long-sleeved brown dress that reached down to her legs with black accents and a large red heart on it, and a pair of black toeless footwear that exposes her hoof-like toes.

"He, he, he, this is gonna be good," Blitzo says while wearing a long-sleeved slate-gray opened jacket with spiked black shoulders, a red skull charm wrapped around his neck, a long-sleeved red/white-stripped turtleneck sweater underneath, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black ripped jeans, and a pair of black knee-high boots matching the shape of his feet.

"Oh, brother," Ratchet says with a heavy sigh while still wearing his normal outfit as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the Lust Ring as we see Millie and Moxxie going inside Ozzie's with Blitzo attempting to follow them in, but the Bouncer, Jesse, pulls him aside as Ratchet followed after him while using his Assassin Skills to hide from plain sight.

"Whoa there, buddy. Got a reservation?" Jesse asked as Blitzo grinned sheepishly and pointed over at the disappearing forms of Millie and Moxxie.

"Oh, yeah. I'm with those two."

"This club is for couples only."

"It's what?" A surprised Blitzo asked as Jessie nodded with a stern glare on his face.

"No date, no reservation, no entry," Jessie says as Blitzo looks up and down at him, and tries to pick up the bouncer as his date instead as he bats his eyes.

"...Y-You know, you have really nice eyes, daddy," Blitzo says as Jesse gives him a deadpan look and swiftly throws him over to crash inside a dumpster as he huffs angrily. "You fucking prude!" Blitzo snapped while flipping him off and tried to get out of the dumpster, but his tail got caught by some trash, and the Leader of the I.M.P. Crew ended up on top of some trash bags as he crossed his arms and glanced over to see a poster advertising Angel Dust's Services near him. "Eh, can't call him up because he can't leave the Pride Ring due to being a Sinner Demon...hmmm, Lazlo is dating my Daughter, Ratchet won't come, so who else can I call to come with me?" Blitzo asked himself thoughtfully before perking up as an idea popped into his head, and we then cue over to Stolas's Mansion as we see said person in the Dining Area, and we see him pouring milk into his cereal as he groans and carrying his bowl to a couch and covers himself with a blanket as Stolas then turns on the TV to show, 'Hell-a-Novela', and slumps down dejectedly.

"Ay, why won't you love me, Alejandro?"

"That's a mood, Gabriella." Stolas says somberly while eating a spoonful of cereal as the telephone rings, and smoke comes out as it says, 'Blitzy is calling', and the Demon Price realized that his Fuck Buddy had called HIM for the first time since they reunited and slightly choked on his cereal but then scrambles over to the phone, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket in the process as Stolas answered the call. "Helloo? Hello, Blitzy?"

"Stolas, heyyy. You-uh, shit...you busy tonight?"

"Umm, why do you ask?"

"Well, I was wondering if you...wanna come with me to a club tonight?" Blitzo asked awkwardly as a blushing Stolas gained hearty eyes and gasped excitedly.

"...Are you...asking me on a date, Blitzy?" Stolas asked hopefully as he quickly got up from the couch and ran off.

"I-Yes, I suppose that is what's happening. How fast can you get down to Lust?"

"I can be ready in twenty!" A beaming Stolas says as he is already at his closet to try and find an outfit for his date.

"Alright, fantastic. See you soon."

"I'll see you, Blitzy~," Stolas says with a seductive tone while hanging up the call as he then puts on a fancy outfit, and puts on some eyeliner before applying some blush on his cheeks as we then fast forward in time and we cue back to the Lust Ring as we see Blitzo pacing back and forth on a street just as a glowing blue dimensional portal was formed in front of him as the Demon Prince emerged out of it with a confident and sultry smirk on his face. "Oh, Blitzy. I'm here~,"

"Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?" Blitzo asked bluntly as this caused Stola's confidence to shatter into a billion pieces, and he blushed in embarrassment as he fixed his suit.

"W-Well, I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you. This is our first real date after all." Stolas says while grabbing Blitzo's left hand as they then walked over to Ozzie's.

"Oh yeah, I guess this is, huh." A surprised Blitzo says with a wince as Jesse spots him and grows angry.

"You again? Beat it, shithea-," Jesse says before getting interrupted by a stoic Stolas as he narrowed his eyes at him.

"Ahem, do we have a problem?"

"...Oh! Uh, shit! Uh, my apologies, your highness! Uh, please go right in!" A nervous Jesse says while bowing to him as the duo makes their way into Ozzie's with Blitzo popping out from behind the curtain and flipping off the bouncer before going inside as Jesse growls angrily, and we see the lovebirds making their way through the building as they find a table while not knowing that Ratchet was following after them stealthily as he took a seat and put on his mask as the I.M.P. Crew Member hid his face behind a menu.

"Oh, Blitzo, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?" Stolas asked with a blushing and curious smile as Blitzo pulled out a pair of binoculars and began looking around for his employees.

"Oh, it just sounded like-I just thought we'd have a blast here, you know?" Blitzo says lamely before being able to find Moxxie and Millie, who is sitting at a nearby table as he grins slyly. "Gotcha."

"Oh, Blitzo. What are you looking at?"

"I'm looking at nothing; how about that?" Blitzo says rudely while not looking at him as a waitress named Crane comes over to their table.

"Can I get you two off-I mean, start you two off with some drinks?"

"Yes. Um, perhaps some wine to share; do you prefer red wine or white, Blitzo? Or perhaps some champagne?" Stolas asked Blitzo, who was distracted him as he shrugged.

"Yeah, whatever."

"Well, perhaps all three. Why not?" Stolas says with a nervous laugh as Crane nods and turns around to leave. "So, Blitzo, how was your day?

"Huh? Oh, good I guess." A surprised Blitzo says as he then turned to Stolas. "We killed a bunch of beardos."

"That sounds fun. How did you kill them?"

"How? I-I-I mean, there was a lot of them, so I-bullets."

"Right, right...so, how is your Daughter?" An awkward Stolas asked, wanting to start up a conversation as Blitzo perked up.

"Oh, perfect as always, although I was annoyed to find out that she's dating one of my employees," Blitzo says with an annoyed tone as Stolas blinks in surprise.

"Oh? Is it that Ratchet fellow?"

"No, it's Lazlo," Blitzo says as Stolas sighs in relief.

"Oh, good, because Via seems to really like Ratchet."

"Wait, seriously?" A surprised Blitzo asked as Ratchet perked up in the background.

"Oh, yes, ever since Loo Loo Land, Octavia has been smitten by him. She keeps asking me questions about how he is, draws pictures of him, and I had even caught her practicing her kissing on a pillow." Stolas says with an amused giggle as Ratchet blushed heavily and smiled as he looked away. "Although, I can't help but feel like I have seen Ratchet somewhere before Loo Loo Land," Stolas says to himself thoughtfully as he then shakes his head and turns back to his date. "Anyway, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?"

"Oh...uh...whoa, look, it's the Princess and her gang. You know them, right? I fought with them during Extermination Day." Blitzo says with an awkward tone while pointing ahead as he, Stolas, and a hidden Ratchet are surprised to see Princess Charlie hanging out with her friends near them in the VIP Lounge.

"Here's to Bartholomew 'Barry' Drake Walker AKA Valkon the Vigilante Sinner of Hell," Charlie says with teary eyes while holding out her drink as the others do the same, and the blonde-haired superheroine closes her eyes somberly.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 6'4-feet-tall, beautiful and sexy 325-year-old Human Woman with serene ocean-blue eyes, long golden blonde hair that reaches to her knees, a small nose, a sharp chin, E-Cup breasts, flawless caucasian skin with a tattoo on her right shoulder of a black tiger encircled with a red dragon in a yin-yang symbol that covered her shoulder with various other tattoos on her arms depicting magic and war themes, a slim, curvy, voluptuous yet visibly muscular build with a six-pack, and her outfit consisted of a scarlet domino mask with golden lining that covered the area around her eyes, a scarlet one-piece outfit, a pair of scarlet elbow-length gloves with golden lining, a golden utility belt with the buckle being the same symbol as the tattoo on her shoulder and was lined with several pouches and a scabbard that held a beautiful red sword as well as two holsters that held her red and golden handguns, and a pair of scarlet knee-length boots with golden lining. Her name is Scarlett, a close personal friend of the Butterfly Family and the Royal Family of Hell, a Member of the Hero Alliance, and one of the most powerful and skilled heroines in the Multiverse.

"He was a brave man," Scarlett said to the group with a nod as she and the others had come to Ozzie's to help cope with Valkon's Death as the Morningstar Siblings and the King of Lust had used their combined magic to lift the spell off the Sinner Demons to allow them to come to the Lust Ring to mourn with the others. "A true warrior," Scarlett says as the Fallen Angel wipes away her tears and nods.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 5'10-feet-tall, 110 (Physically)/23-year-old (Mentally) Female Fallen Angel who subtly sports a moth-themed design with a pair of eyes that have light pink scleras and ivory irises, knee-length grayish-white hair with faded-purple tips and long jagged bangs, thin black eyebrows, a large goblin-like nose, a small mouth with black lips and a pair of small white fangs, a sharp chin, a pair of grayish-lavender slim four-fingered arms, E-Cup Breasts, Grayish-Lavender Skin, a tall slim hourglass build, a big bubble butt, a pair of grayish-lavender slim four-toed legs, and her outfit consists of a red hairbow with small tears on each side and two long tails attached to the back of her head, a black choker, a red blouse with a dark gray peter-pan collar and dark gray trimming on the sleeves as well as two dark gray buttons down the front, a pair of fingerless slate-gray opera gloves, a thick pale pink waistband with a black miniskirt, a pair of slate-gray thigh-high stockings that include white scallops at the cuff and toes. Her real name is Vagatha, but she has renamed herself Vaggie, a highly skilled fighting Fallen Angel, a Former Exorcist, the Co-Manager of the Hazbin Hotel, and Charlie and Niffty's Shared Lover as well as the Lover of the Late Valkon.

"He told us to not give up. We did the right thing."

"True that," Azrael says as a Male Sinner Demon turns to him.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 9'7-feet-tall, 243-years-old (Physically)/26-years-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon with a pair of sharp eyes that have reddish-brown scleras and black slit-like pupils, long shaggy golden hair, thin golden eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, a pair of golden furry wings planted on his back, Pale Red Skin, an extremely tall muscular slim build, a long pale red tail, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt with pink hearts printed all over it, long white jeans, and a pair of pink shoes. His name is Corazon, a Sinner Demon with the power to nullify sounds, and an expert sharpshooter as he is the Sinner Demon who saved Azrael's life and died via gunshot wounds as he was sent to hell because he accidentally killed someone.

"Well, it still feels pretty wrong to me," Corazon says as a glaring Female Sinner Demon turns to him.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 4'5-feet-tall, 70-year-old (Physically)/22-year-old (Mentally) Female Cyclops Sinner Demon with a singular large eye that has a light yellow iris and a hot-pink sclera with a yellow gradient, red-pink hair is kept into a slightly messy bob cut with swirls on each side and a single light yellow streak located at the top, thick black eyelashes, no ears/nose, a large mouth with black lips and sharp light pale yellow teeth, small hot-pink dots on each of the corner of her mouth, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, a pair of pointed four-fingered arms, White Skin, a short slender build, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a black neckerchief wrapped around her neck, a puffy-sleeved 1950s red-pink maid dress, a white apron with three hot-pink dripping splotches, a pair of arm-length black gloves, and a pair of thigh-high black tights. Her name is Niffty, a Former Overlord, Charlie and Vaggie's Shared Lover as well as the Lover of the Late Valkon, and she is soul-bonded with Alastor due to a deal as she is also his Daughter Figure.

"How does it feel wrong?"

"To do this without him," Corazon says as a Female Angel sighs heavily.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 6-feet-tall, 225-year-old (Physically)/25-year-old (Mentally) Female Seraphim Angel with a pair of eyes that have light blue sclera with white-outlined darker-colored pupils and bushy dark indigo eyelashes, mid-thigh-length hair with bangs styled in a somewhat messy way colored in a gradient of periwinkle with noticeable white tips and has a light blue halo decorated with small tiara-like spikes hovering above her head, thin black eyebrows, no ears, a small nose, a wide mouth with black lips, white three freckles that are located on each of her cheeks/nose, sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, six white feathered wings planted on her back, Silver-Like Skin, a tall slender build, a big bubble butt, and she wore a princess-inspired clothing, which consists of a light periwinkle gown with a darker-colored stripe around the high-frilled collar darker-colored trimming and details on the short light blue puffed sleeves with a darker-blue star-pattern on the chest and darker-blue triangular-like patterns on the hem with small diamond-shaped between the mounds, a pair of arm-length fingerless periwinkle-gray opera gloves, a light blue sash worn around her waist, a pair of white tights underneath, and a pair of blue ballerina-like shoes. Her name is Emily, a Former Seraphim Angel, and Azrael and Odette's Shared Lover.

"It was he who encouraged Charlie to do this in the first place," Emily says as a Male Sinner Demon shakes his head with a heavy sigh.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 6'8-feet-tall, 52-year-old (physically)/70-year-old (Mentally) Male Avian Cat Sinner Demon as his look is evocative of a magician paired with a casino-referencing playing card theme with a pair of eyes that have black scleras and light yellow irises and slit pupils, large and lengthy red feather-like eyebrows with black vertical stripes near the tips and a small black heart above each eyebrow, a pair of dark taupe ears with white insides as it has a red tip at the point and a red heart in the center as a black tuff of fluff protrudes from each and create the appearance of small hearts, a black heart-shaped nose, a wide mouth with black lips and yellow sharp teeth, a sharp chin, a pair of four-clawed dark taupe arms with heart-shaped light yellow paw pads on his hands, a pair of large and red wings with darker taupe on the undersides as they are decorated with black stripes which feature red and white roulette wheel dot markings and the outside of his wings are decorated with more black stripes as they wrap around the joints and run around a row of white roulette wheel dots, dark taupe fur with a white face/torso/feet/upper arms, a tall muscularly slim build, a long and dark taupe-colored tail that ended with a large spray of plume-like feathers that are a vivid red with black and white stripes, a pair of four-toed dark taupe legs with heart-shaped light yellow paw pad on his feet with a darker shade of his fur encircling his ankles as it mimicks cuffs on a set of pants, and his outfit consists of a black top hat with a red band and a gold button-like decoration, a red bowtie around his neck, and a set of black trousers which are held by black suspenders over his shoulders. His name is Husk, a Sinner Demon, a grumpy gambler and magician, and a Former Overlord of Hell who lost his soul to Alastor in a bet.

"It would be even worse to give up now that he's gone," Husk says as another Male Sinner Demon nods.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is an 8-feet-tall, 77-years-old (Physically)/30-year-old (Mentally) Male Sinner Demon as he resembles a humanoid spider with a pair of eyes that have cerise pink ires as his right eye has a light yellow sclera and his left eye has a dark sclera as he also has three extra cerise-pink dot eyes under each of his eyes, his eyelids are light pink and the color extends up to his eyebrows and gives the effect of eyeshadow as his lashes are dark and thick, a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of his head with splotches of light-pink across it, thin black eyebrows, no ears/nose, a distinctive and focal light-pink heart pattern on the back of his head, a wide mouth full of sharp pointed white teeth and possesses a single golden fang that sits slightly to his right of center, a sharp chin, a prominent chest as its actually composed entirely of fluffy fur that he intentionally pushes up into a breast-like formation, six pairs of four-fingered white furry arms as he keeps two of them hidden inside of his body, white fur as it has a light-pink outline of a heart that encircles his chest as the bottom point of which extends past his waistband and down to his crotch area, a really tall slender build, and his outfit consits of a black choker, a reddish-grey bowtie with a cerise pink center, a long short-sleeeved light pink suit-blazer with horizontal white stripes down the length, a pair of long cerise pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs placed on the upper set of his arms and a pair of white gloves placed on the bottom set of his arms, a reddish-grey miniskirt, and a pair of long reddish-grey thigh-high heeled boots. His real name is Anthony, but he has renamed himself Angel Dust, an adult film porn star in Hell and the First Sinner that the Hazbin Hotel is attempting to redeem.

"Yeah, Goliath would've murdered us if we gave up after everything we've been through." Angel Dust says as Mayberry then turns to the Princess and Prince of Hell.

"So did Adam's soul get sent to Purgatory?" Mayberry asked as Charlie shook her head.

"Oh, no, I made sure to have him sent to the Void," Charlie says as a curious Female Sinner Demon turns to her.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 6-feet-tall, 220-year-old (Physically)/23-year-old (Mentally) Female Sinner Demon with a pair of eyes that have red scleras and white irises, long light blonde hair that was tied up into a high ponytail and has a pair of small black horns planted on top of her head, thin black eyebrows, no ears/nose, a small mouth, a sharp chin, H-Cup Breasts, White Skin, a tall slender hourglass build, a heart-shaped perky ass, and her outfit consists of a pair of black circular-rimmed glasses with red tinted lenses, a long-sleeved high-collared white buttoned lab coat, a long-sleeved high-collared black turtleneck underneath, a pair of elbow-length black gloves, long black tights, and a pair of silver pointé shoes. Her name is Odette, a Sinner Demon, Azrael and Emily's Shared Lover, and one of Carmilla Carmine's Daughters as she works alongside her sister under their mother in her business as Hell's Top Arms Dealer as she collects Angelic Weapons left over from Exterminations, and delivers Carmine-Branded Products with her sister.

"The Void?" Odette asked confusedly as Azrael turned to her.

"It's a pocket dimension where the absolute worst of the worst Sinners in Hell get endlessly tortured and killed over and over again for all eternity. One way in, no way out."

"You saw how my arm transformed like that? That's basically how my family makes sure to send a Sinner or a Demon or an Angel to the Void." Charlie elaborated as another Female Sinner Demon scoffed and rolled her eye.

Sitting before them in Ozzie's is a 5'6-feet-tall, 44-year-old (Physically)/28-year-old (Mentally) Female Cyclops Sinner Demon with a singular eye that has an X-shaped light yellow pupil and a sunkist-coral sclera as she also wore a large amount of black mascara and eyeliner, long strawberry blonde-pink hair with platinum-blonde accents that reaches down to her waist as it was tied up into a high half-ponytail with the help of a black ponytail-holder, no ears/nose, a wide mouth with black lips and sharp pale yellow teeth, a sharp chin, a pair of slim white four-fingered arms, C-Cup Breasts, white skin with several sunkist-coral designs of bombs/explosions/swirled-lines tattoos on her right arm and also sports sunkist-coral freckle-like spots on her body, a short slender yet curvy-figure, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a one-shouldered pinkish-red torn crop top with four pale yellow spots around the black X located on the left, a one-shouldered black bra underneath, a pair of different sets of fingerless Sunkist-coral gloves as one of them was a regular-length glove on her right hand and her left hand had an arm-length black-trimmed glove, a torn pinkish-red miniskirt with a pair of severely ripped black leggings underneath, a pair of pinkish-red shoes as one of them resembled a simple-pointed flat while on her left is a heeled cowboy-like boot with a multi-pointed off-white star on it. Her name is Cherri Bomb, a Cyclops Sinner Demon, one of Angel Dust's close friends and his partner in crime.

"Good riddance." Cherri Bomb says with a bitter tone as she holds up her drink. "For Sir Pentious."

"For Sir Pentious." Charlie and the others say while sharing their drinks as Stolas turns back to Blitzo with a sympathetic look on his face.

"Oh, I feel so bad for them. They are basically the Heroes of Hell and lost two comrades. Should we go and try to cheer them up?" Stolas asked as Blitzo winced and was about to say something when suddenly music started playing, and several Sexy Dancers descended from the ceiling.

"Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight!" A Male Gruff Voice rang out as everyone spotted a Male Imp descending from the center stage.

Standing before us is a 5'3-feet-tall, 36-year-old Male Imp as the majority of his head is covered in a huge burn scar with the only parts unaffected being the tip of his mouth resembling a clown nose and a small part of the back of his head that shows his original red skin as he has a pair of eyes that have lime scleras and pinkish-red irises, no horns/hair/ears, thin black eyebrows, a wide mouth filled with neon blue teeth and a forked pink tongue that has a couple of black stripes on it, black dots placed at the ends of his mouth, a sharp chin, a small purple heart tattoo on the back of his neck, four black cybernetic arms and legs that are retractable and be able to extend and bend far more than normal jointed limbs could with a light blue circle on each shoulder and light blue spots on his knuckles, Red Skin, a tall slim build, a long red tail that ends with a triangular point as it has black stripes and the middle one is colored white, and he wears a jester-like getup, which consists of a bright red and blue jester cap with bells as its stripe patterns resemble those of his horns as a child and being asymmetrical from both side, a white ruff with a black collar that had bells located below it, the front side of his outfit is bright red with yellow trim at the bottom with yellow hearts while the back is bright blue with white trim at the bottom and black hearts, a pair of black gloves with red spots on the knuckles and yellow cuffs, white and purple striped pants along with white and purple striped sleeves with bright red cuffs and yellow trim edging, and a pair of black heeled shoes with yellow hearts on the front. His name is Fizzarolli, a famous performer and entertainer, a former clown at Cash Buckzo's Circus, Former Childhood Best Friend of Blitzo, and is well-known across the rings, boasting a comedy career working for several demons, including two of the Seven Deadly Sins; his boss Mammon, and business partner and boyfriend Asmodeus.

"Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust Ring's #1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some love!"

"Did he just say Asmodeus?" A surprised Stolas asked as a worried Blitzo hid behind a menu.

"Oh, no fucking way. Not him."

"I am the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-biotic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh..." Fizz says with a smirk as he rolls up a sleeve, revealing a cybernetic arm. "...ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have several guests here tonight. Including the Princess and Prince of Hell and their crew from the Hazbin Hotel." Fizz says while gesturing over at Charlie and the others with the spotlight shining down at them as they wave awkwardly. "Tonight they are celebrating in honor of their Fallen Comrades Valkon AKA The Vigilante Sinner of Hell and Sir Pentious, may these heroes forever be missed," Fizz says sincerely with somber eyes before composing himself as he then points over at Verisoka Mayday, who is drinking at a bar as a spotlight shined down on her.

"And our final guests, Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream, and the Squirterz," Fizz says as a surprised Verosika quickly shoves aside Wally Wackford when the latter hands her a drink and poses seductively during a paparazzi as members of the Squirterz appear beside her. "But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land? Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off-brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue." Fizz says with a laugh and an angry frown on his face as both Stolas and Blitzo look away in shame and embarrassment. "That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off if you know what I mean."

"Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!" A Random Patron as Fizz laughed nervously and then discretely pulled out his hidden mic.

"Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me," Fizz ordered firmly before composing himself as he turned back to give the crowd a fake cheerful smile. "So, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath Ring, give it up for Moxxie...with no creative stage name whatsoever." Fizz stated bluntly while rolling his eyes, and the audience, including a hidden Ratchet, applauded as Moxxie got up with his guitar before kissing Millie on the cheek as Fizzarolli moved from his spot to another as his fellow Imp took the stage.

"Hello, everyone. Thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play-,"

"Uh, hurry up, boy, and, uh, SING, boy! I say, I say!" A drunk Wally Wackford slurred as Moxxie ignored him and turned to his wife.

"This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary," Moxxie says as Millie gains a happy smile on her face. "I love you, Millie." Moxxie as he starts strumming his guitar.

~[House of Asmodeus Song]~

Moxxie: I love you,

More than the brimstone loves the fire!

More than Beelze-loves her-bub,

More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs!

Moxxie sang elegantly as, during the song, everyone looked with a confused look on their face as Millie was just touched by the song playing, and Fizzarolli looked at his companion hidden in the shadows with a smug look while his companion glared angrily.

Moxxie: You make my spirit sing,

Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell,

Our love is a story sweet to tell!

Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell over my heart,

Love is a journey we decided to start,

Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!

The smoke machine activates, hitting Millie directly as the scene is full of pink smoke and hearts only surrounding the married couple as the Male Assassin Imp's voice is drowned out by Fizzarolli and Asmodeus saying the same thing over him mockingly as their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind his back menacingly.

Asmodeus: Are you seriously singing love songs in my lustful lounge?

Fizzarolli: Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!

Asmodeus: What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?

Fizzarolli: Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!

Asmodeus: Give me a thrust!

Fizzarolli: Bwabwabwabwa bwaaaah-

Asmodeus: Show me some lust,

From the groin to the bust!

In desire, we trust,

In the House of Asmodeus!

Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Hah!

Moxxie was then surprised when the Sin of Lust appeared with Fizz singing with him while also pretending to play a trumpet as they stepped forward to confront the Male Imp with a worried Millie standing up straight as she made her way closer to the stage.

Standing before them is a 10-foot-tall, 4 Billion-Year-Old Male Sin Demon as he resembles a large vibrantly-colored and burly demon of intimidating stature as his head is colored dark blue with red and white head feathers sticking out from a tuft on his head, and he has large feathers running to his chest as he has glowing neon green-colored eyes and mouth on his main head and a thick mane of cyan hair as it had two additional faces of a ram and a bull on the right and left sides respectively as they can react to what he says and can speak and sing along with him, a sharp chin, a broad upper chest and a narrow waist, long five-fingered arms and digitigrade legs, a tuft of cyan rooster-like tail feathers that have three sickle tail feathers colored red/black/ivory-white each, and his outfit consists of a tall red-banded black top hat with red lining and a pair of long different-colored feathers (ivory right and red left), and a navy-blue vest with ivory lapels, a heart-shaped opening on the lower front and exactly four glowing white stripes on the upper half worn over a popped-collared red untucked dress-shirt with heart-shaped cufflinks on the long sleeves navy-colored cuffs, a pair of ivory gloves, long navy pants, a pair of and jagged, black thigh-high high-heeled boots with red cuffs, toes, and tips of the heels. His name is Asmodeus, one of the Seven Deadly Sins as he embodies the Sin of Lust, and is the owner of the Dinner Theater Restaurant Ozzie's as well as a factory for producing all manner of sex toys, which are both located in the Lust Ring where he works with his boyfriend and business partner Fizzarolli.

Asmodeus: Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade,

Perform your feelings on a velvety stage!

Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts-

Fizzarolli: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!

Asmodeus: You wanna hang around this lustful town?

Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around,

Here we sing about wants and desires!

Fizzarolli: Depravity! Savagery! Loins hotter than fire!

Moxxie sweated nervously as Asmodeus continued singing to him mockingly with Fizz using his cybernetic limbs to spin him around before pointing up at the Sexy Demon Dancers as the Sin of Lust reached down to grab Millie's boyfriend and lifted him up into the air with a taunting grin on his face.

Asmodeus: So, give me a thrust,

Show me some lust,

From the groin to the bust!

Little Imp, you just must,

In the House of Asmodeus!

Come on, sing us a song,

Make sure the subject is gettin' it on!

Make it graphic and tantrically long~

Fizzarolli: Be sure to rhyme 'thong' and 'shlong'!

Asmodeus: Go ahead, your mic's on!

Moxxie: I want to…

Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?

Moxxie: Make gentle love to you!

Asmodeus dances on a pole while Fizzarolli throws money at him as they go over to force Moxxie to continue his song while ordering him to make it as lustful as possible, and the Male Imp nervously strums his guitar once more quietly as he begins singing and Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are not pleased with the response he gave.

Asmodeus: Ugh, what a limp-dick Imp,

You're really killin' the vibe!

Get a load of this dweeb,

And his unsatisfied bride!

Blitzo: Hey, now! I've watched those two pork many times!

Moxxie: What?! Blitzo?!

Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting!

The audience makes fun of Moxxie until the song is interrupted by Blitzo speaking up as he is surprised to see the Leader of the I.M.P. Crew spying on his and his wife's anniversary date and gives him a disgusted look as Fizzarolli spots him and gains a mischievous and evil grin.

Fizzarolli: Is that Blitzo? So, you're showin' your face?

Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!

Some nerve you have to comment on a relationship

Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!

Verosika Mayday: Oh, Blitzo?

I used to date him (Date him, Date him!)

Blitzo: (Annoyed) Oh, Verosika, you're here...

Verosika Mayday: I'd stroke him, I'd fellate him (Fellate him, Fellate him!)

Yeah, but when it was my turn (My turn, My turn!)

He did no reciprocatin' (what a fucking dick bag)

A selfish Imp in the sheets,

And just as bad in the streets,

A reckless, heart-breaking freak!

Verosika appears behind the two with the spotlight on her as she lays down on a table seductively with a Male Imp taking numerous pictures of her, and his date gives him an annoyed and angry look as the Female Succubus then begins backing a shocked and nervous Blitzo against the wall as a stunned and angry Stolas was planning to defend him, only to be spotted by the Sin of Lust as he grinned sinisterly.

Asmodeus: Who's that at your table?

Is your date a demon prince?

Stolas, is that you?

Wally Wackford: Are you sleeping with an Imp?!

Asmodeus: Woo, my dark lord, how the mighty do fall,

You used to have a smoking wife and a kid! You had it all,

I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up~

You sold your life for a thrust,

Now, that's the spirit of lust,

Grab your groin or a bust!

Fizzarolli launched himself over to get a closer look at Blitzo as Wally pointed at Stolas accusingly, and Asmodeus teleported over to appear behind him with a burst of blue flames as he created illusions of Octavia and Stella appearing before a surprised Stolas until they walk away with disgusted and disappointed looks on their faces as they then disappear, leaving only Blitzo in front of him as Fizz had placed him back down on his seat and the Fuck Buddies look away from each other in shame.

Asmodeus: Prepare to get your hair mussed,

Pretend you don't see that crust,

Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: In the house of Asmode-

Asmodeus: Hey!

Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox,

Moxxie: Yeah, I was!

Having enough of this, an angered Millie went over to interrupt the verse by smacking Fizzarolli with Moxxie's guitar before handing said guitar over to her grateful and smiling Husband, who began singing yet again as a shocked and concerned Asmodeus tends to a knocked-out Fizzarolli as he frowned.

Moxxie: I love us,

I love us just the way we are!

Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't,

I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes!

I'll never take you for granted,

I'll always give you my best,

And if you can offer the same!

Fate will handle the rest,

'Cause I love you,

'Cause I love you, Millie~!

Moxxie sang lovingly as Lithe, the stagehand, looked at this with boredom but accidentally pulled one of the levers, lifting the married couple up high into the air as Asmodeus and Fizzarolli shared a cuddle while Verosika drank a cup of wine, Charlie and the others shared a drink again for Valkon and Sir Pentious, Ratchet eyed his Boss and his Date worriedly as Moxxie and Millie leaned in for a passionate kiss as the audience applauds and Stolas looks at Blitzo, who seems humiliated as he reaches his hand towards his to comfort him, but Blitzo pulls his hand away from Stolas due to him refusing to stand up for him earlier.

~[House of Asmodeus Song Over]~

"...You know what? This was a mistake. Alright, let's just leave." An embarrassed and angry Blitzo says as a somber Stolas nods.

"Oh. Right. Of course." Stolas says as he and Blitzo leave the building as Ratchet gives them a sympathetic look and gets up from his seat to leave to go back home as well while deciding to plan a payback against the Sin of Lust and the others as Moxxie and Millie still share a kiss while Fizzarolli, with an unimpressed face, and Asmodeus watch them.

"Aww...ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me...GET THE FUCK OUT!" Asmodeus ordered the shocked lovebirds with a demonic tone as we then cue to the outside of Stolas' Mansion in the Pride Ring, and we see Blitzo driving Stolas back to his place, who bumps his head getting out of the van as he then glanced back at him.

"Thank you, for... inviting me out tonight. Despite everything that's happened, I...I enjoyed spending time with you." Stolas says as an irritated Blitzo nods.

"Yeah."

"You know, I have some more wine in the house. Octavia's with her mother this weekend. So, we could-,"

"I'm not fucking you tonight, okay? I'm really just really not in the mood, Stolas." Blitzo says with a heavy and bitter sigh, struggling not to snap at him as Stolas frowns sadly.

"We could talk, or...watch a movie, or...maybe cuddle?"

"Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you, okay? You make that really clear all the time." Blitzo says with his voice breaking as tears appear in his eyes. "But, I just, I-I can't do it tonight, okay?" Blitzo says as both he and Stolas look at each other with sad looks on their faces. "I'm sorry."

"...Okay," Stolas says solemnly as he bows to his Crush. "Goodnight, Blitzo."

"Night," Blitzo says curtly while driving away from the mansion's driveway, leaving Stolas all by himself, shedding a tear, and sitting in front of his staircase, feeling some form of regret as we then fast forward in time and we see the Leader of the I.M.P. Crew sighing heavily as he walked into his apartment and his shadow is seen past a wall of various photos of his coworkers as Blitzo is scribbled out in all of the photos he is in and the Imp was planning to try and talk to his daughter before remembering that she was busy at a party with her boyfriend and friends as Blitzo, disappointed again, slumps onto his couch, pulls out his phone, and looks at various photos of himself as he comes across a picture of him and Stolas cuddling, swipes to a picture of him drinking bubble tea with Moxxie and Millie, then swipes to a photo of him with Moxxie joining I.M.P., then swipes to show a picture of him and Lazlo after an intense battle and was sharing a laugh while covered in blood, then swipes to show a picture of him hanging out at a bar with Ratchet and Sable, then swipes to a photo to when he first adopted Loona, then swipes to a photo with him and Verosika on a date, then swipes to a photo of him taking a picture with the Hazbin Hotel Crew before their battle with the Exorcists, then swipes to a photo of a selfie that he took with Scarlett to mess with Alastor the Radio Demon, and eventually, he swipes to photos of his younger self with a Younger Fizzarolli, and finally, Blitzo stops scrolling when he gets to a photo of him with his sister and mother as this causes him to curl up and cry into a pillow.

And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.

Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.