Chapter 37
Spankety Spankety Spankety

BGM: You CAN'T STOP US (Goddess of Victory: Nikke)

Ken found himself on the run as Chatterbox fired a constant reddish-orange beam out of his hand at him and moved it after him. After some running, he leaped over the beam, and upon landing, rushed towards Chatterbox, got underneath the attacking hand, and kicked straight up at it from below to disrupt him. Ken then delivered a fiery roundhouse kick to Chatterbox's body with enough force to push him back some steps.

Chatterbox cried in anger as he lunged forward and slammed down his fist, but Ken leaped out of the way. The Rapture then had his attention brought to Poli when she fired from her shotgun at him. Chatterbox charged up the same beam attack and fired at her, to which Poli responded by simply holding up her right, gloved hand. In doing so, a blue force field shaped like a police badge was created, blocking the beam attack.

However, such was the power of the beam that Poli got pushed back, but the shield managed to hold up until the beam disappeared. Chatterbox then leaped towards Poli with his fist raised into the air and came crashing back down onto her, but she ran out of the way in time to avoid the explosive fist slam created.

When Chatterbox turned around to face her, she blasted him in the face with more shotgun bullets. Chatterbox tried to approach her, but the force of the shotgun blasts were actually enough to keep him at bay. Poli kept on firing until she ran out of the bullets, so she hurriedly reload more using spare bullets she brought along.

Chatterbox was going to close in on her, but Ken stopped him by attacking the side of his head with a flying kick. As Chatterbox turned to him, Ken attacked him with an onslaught of fiery attacks, pushing him back with each hit, and eventually unleashed an orange Hadoken that actually propelled him backwards into a row of audience seats.

"How'd you like that?" Ken asked him.

Chatterbox stood back up and roared in anger before missiles came out from his shoulders. Ken and Poli widened their eyes in shock before running around to avoid the missiles as they rained down all over the place, mostly in their general direction. By the time the missiles were finished firing, the place was a mess, with lots of holes and cracks on the floor.

Chatterbox looked and saw Ken unharmed, having escaped all the missiles, and standing on one spot, so he jumped up high towards him with his fist ready to smash him. In response, Ken leaped towards him and gave him a fiery uppercut to his face. "Shoryuken!"

Chatterbox was tilted backwards and crashed down onto the floor on his back. Ken then fell towards him with a fiery fist, slamming it against his body hard enough to make him cry in pain. Getting off him and backing away from him, Ken said, "That's got to be the hardest thing I sank my hands and feet into!"

"I'm impressed that you can even hurt him with your bare hands… Are you even human…?" Poli said to him.

Chatterbox got back up and said in anger, "I'll kill you all for this!" He pointed his knuckles at them and fired a beam, and Poli created her shield for defense, with Ken hiding behind her for safety. Chatterbox kept up the beam attack than usual, which worried Poli because her shield can't be used constantly for that long.

Just when it seemed like her shield was going to run out before Chatterbox stop his beam attack, the Rapture was interrupted by a snowflake being fired at his attacking hand, freezing it and halting the attack. Everyone turned to the side and saw Paula and Sakura standing there. "Are you too all right?" Paula asked Poli and Ken.

"What are you still doing here? You should be evacuating already!" Poli said to them.

"I heard a monster showed up, so I just had to see it and even fight it if it's causing harm to people," said Sakura. "And is that the monster? Whoa! So intimidating!"

"You want a piece of me as well? Then die!" said Chatterbox before jumping at them and slamming down his fist, but they both jumped back to dodge him.

Paula used PSI Fire, firing a spark at his face that exploded into a burst of fire. While Chatterbox was taken aback by the attack, Sakura ran to him and punched and kicked him in the body multiple times. When Chatterbox tried to hit her with his hand, she backed away fast and fired a Hadoken at him.

Paula kept on using PSI Fire, blasting him all over the body with fiery explosions and keeping him at bay. The Rapture cried in frustration before shooting missiles into the air that rained down in a straight line one after another towards them.

Looking up, Sakura used Hadoken, and the blue fireball flew towards the incoming missiles, plowing through and destroying them one after the other.

Chatterbox growled in anger at what she did, and then he was hit in the top of his head from behind by Ken slamming down his fist onto him. Chatterbox angrily tried to attack him, but he backed away. Poli then fired from her gun at him, and Paula contributed with PSI Fire. Both girls ran around him and kept on firing, not giving him breathing space to do anything.

When they stopped firing, Ken and Sakura ran up to him and attack him with punches and kicks hard enough to bring him pain. Chatterbox was getting overwhelmed in all sides by four people.

Roaring in anger, Chatterbox raised his hands into the air before slamming them down onto the ground to create a shockwave that sent all four of them flying away. Turning to Sakura, he dashed at him at an unexpectedly fast speed and punched her. She crossed her arms in defense and still got sent a great distance, crashing into the audience seats.

"Sakura!" gasped Ken. He was on his way running to him when Chatterbox turned to him and threw a punch as well. Ken blocked it with his arms and was sent flying back, but he came to a skidding stop without falling over.

Poli grabbed Chatterbox's attention with blasts from her shotgun. He lunged at her and swung his hand, but she performed an incredibly leap into the air and over him, flipping upside-down in the process and aiming down to shoot him in the head.

Poli landed behind him, and as Chatterbox turned around to face her, he was struck from above by a lightning bolt, which was PSI Thunder fired by Paula. Chatterbox angrily turned to the psychic girl and jumped at her, slamming down his fist onto the floor, but she dodged it and then used PSI Freeze against his fist before it was lifted off the floor, freezing it to the latter.

She continued to use PSI Freeze while running around Chatterbox, hitting him in various parts of the body and encasing them in ice in hopes of freezing him entirely. Chatterbox was able to break away some of the ice at first, but as Paula kept up the momentum, more and more ice built up around him, making it harder for him to move, and he soon found his body largely covered in ice, with the head being the unfrozen part.

She then used PSI Thunder, firing a lightning bolt into the air and then bringing it back down onto Chatterbox's head, zapping him badly. Chatterbox cried in pain, and eventually, he unleashed enough force to tear apart the ice encasing him. The lightning bolt striking and heating the ice also contributed to his freedom.

"Enough of this! I'll crush you all!" he said in anger before shooting a beam out of his hand at Paula, who used her psychic powers to create a shield to defend against it. While he was doing so, Ken jumped at him from the side and hit his head with a fiery roundhouse kick, interrupting his attack.

The Rapture angrily looked at him, and Ken speedily went up to him and attacked with consecutive fiery kicks that pushed him back with each hit. He ended the combo with a spinning and jumping uppercut, while a column of fire formed around him. "Shinryuken!"

Chatterbox was carried into the air by the fiery uppercut and went even higher up than Ken. As he was falling back down, Sakura fired a Hadoken into the air, hitting him in the back and sending him in the opposite direction, where he belly flopped onto the audience area painfully.

Yet even after all this, Chatterbox still stood back up, even angrier than before. "Man! This guy won't go down!" said Ken.

"He's a Tyrant-class Rapture, so he obviously won't go down, especially when we are lacking in firepower," said Poli. "No offense to your fighting skills…"

Chatterbox raised and slammed his fist against the floor to create a shockwave that blew back the good guys. Poli was sent rolling backwards at a fast speed like a hairball until she hit the railing separating the audience area from the fighting ring. Groaning as she looked up, she saw Chatterbox jumping at her and bringing down his fist onto her.

Poli was crushed against the floor, and the Rapture attacked her over and over. This would've been fatal for a normal person, but as Poli is a Nikke, which had much sturdier bodies, and this allowed her to tank the hits, though that wasn't to say having a large fist crushing you against the floor over and over wasn't painful.

In an attempt to save Poli, Paula brought down PSI Thunder onto Chatterebox, halting his attack. Sakura and Ken jumped at him and together at the same time, kicked him in the both sides of the head with roundhouse kick.

Poli stood back up despite the painful beating and jumped towards his head. Inserting her shotgun into his mouth, she said loudly as she pulled the trigger, "In the name of A.C.P.U., eat this!"

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

Fired at point blank, the shotgun blast blew a hole at the back of Chatterbox's head. The Rapture let out painful-sounding cries as he took several steps backwards, and then he fell on back motionlessly.

BGM Ends

Poli collapsed on her knees while panting heavily, and she said, "We… We did it… I hope…"

Ken and Sakura approached the fallen body of Chatterbox, and the latter kicked his shoulder lightly for a response, but there were none. "Looks like you got him all right," Ken said to Poli.

Paula approached Poli and asked her, "Are you all right?"

"I'm all right," replied Poli while standing back up. "Let's just say I trained my body a lot for situations like this…"

Ryu, Ness, Milk, Ein, and Zwei arrived at the top floor of the Monotoli Building and stepped out of the elevator, and they were greeted with a hallway that went in several directions.

"I don't remember this place being a maze…" said Ness.

"Bison must be in one of the rooms," said Ryu.

"Want to split up and look for him?" asked Ein.

They decided to split up, but only into two groups. Ein and Zwei traveled together, while the other three traveled together.

Ein and Zwei went their own path down one of the halls. With their guns in their hands, they moved cautiously through the place.

Eventually, they thought they saw someone up ahead entering through a door. "Was that the fat boy Ness said is his enemy just now?" asked Zwei.

"I was thinking the same," replied Ein. "C'mon, let's check out that room."

The two high school girls went over to the door and entered into the room behind it. They were greeted with a large room decorated like some kind of nursery. The walls were brightly colored with childish patterns, and there were a large amount of toys all over the place. At the back of the room was a throne, and sitting on it is Porky.

"Welcome to my playroom!" Porky said to them. "You're here to play with me, right?"

Ein and Zwei had unimpressed looks on their faces as their stared at him. As they approached him, Ein said, "A kid like you is supposed to be part of an evil organization? You should be at your home playing video games, doing your homework, or do other kid stuff!"

"Nah, homework is for the weak! But I do have video games and toys!" replied Porky. "The only thing I'm missing are friends… I know! Why don't you be my friends? We can have a lot of fun together!"

Despite Porky sounding friendly, Ein and Zwei had doubts about his friendliness. As they were focusing their attention on Porky, two more "Porkies" showed up behind them and slowly and quietly approached them from behind. The two girls didn't realize this.

"You don't sound very convincing…" Zwei said to him.

"Oh come on! You shouldn't judge people so fast! You'll never know if I'm a very friendly guy!" insisted Porky.

"You expect me to believe this when you're working with that Bison guy?" Ein said to him.

"Fair enough. I guess you are pretty smart after all to not trust someone related to Bison, the biggest and baddest guy in town," said Porky with a shrug. "You may be smart, but it doesn't seem that you are very…"

Ein and Zwei were in the middle of listening to what he was saying when suddenly they felt tremendous pain coming from their... butt holes.

The two Porkies that showed up managed to sneak up behind them without them noticing at all, and carefully, they positioned their fingers underneath their skirts and then thrust them up their butts hard and fast.

Ein and Zwei screamed in pain as they leaped into the air, dropping their guns to place their hands on their butts. Porky broke out into hysterical laughter as the two girls fell back down on their front, their butts still in great pain.

"Hahahaha! Look at the two of you idiots! As I was saying, you may be smart, but you're not very aware about your surroundings! You should know better than to let your guard down in front of an enemy! Hahahahahaha!" said Porky in between laughter.

"Fuck… Fuck you…!" Ein angrily said to him as she slowly got back up, with one hand still on her butt.

"I've been violated… My virginity is gone…" cried Zwei, who was still lying on the floor with her hands on her butt.

"DIE, YOU ASSHOLE!" shouted Ein in rage as she fired without hesitation from her sniper rifle at Porky, and her two Feathers also fired at him.

Porky was blasted all over the body and fell back against his throne. When the onslaught of electric projectiles stopped, Porky was short circuiting with holes on his body that revealed wires and mechanical components inside. Needless to say, Ein and Zwei widened their eye in surprise upon seeing the mechanical nature of their opponent. "It's a robot?!" said Zwei.

"Spankety spankety spankety…! Spankety spankety spankety…!" said the damaged robot before exploding, blowing up the throne.

Ein and Zwei shielded their faces using their arms, and then they looked at where the throne used to be, still in disbelief at what happened.

A voice was suddenly heard speaking to them. "Hahaha! You fell for it!" it said. "How'd you like my Mecha-Porkies that I created?"

"You're the real Porky, right? Come out here and fight us!" Ein angrily said to him.

"No way, man! You have guns, and that scares me! Why should I engage you myself when I can just let my toys do the dirty work? Let's see if you have what it takes to satisfy them!" said Porky.

BGM: Porky's Porkies

The two Mecha-Porkies that rammed their fingers up the two girls' butts started moving again. They lunged at them from both sides, and the girls simply stepped back to avoid them, resulting in the robots crashing into each other. Ein and Zwei then aimed and fired at the two robots, blasting holes all over them and sending them tumbling over to where the throne used to be, and they exploded.

However, no sooner after those two robots exploded, the girls heard the sound of footsteps growing louder. Turning around and looking out the room, they saw more Mecha-Porkies rushing over to them. They were freaked out by it and hurriedly moved to the back of the room before firing at the incoming robots.

The robots pushed forward relentlessly, not stopping even when shot. Ein and Zwei were backed up against the corner as the robot closed in on them and began grabbing them in various parts of the body as well as dog piling on top of them.

"Get off me!" shouted Ein, trying to get up.

"I can't get up!" cried Zwei, also struggling to stand up.

As the robots were dog piling the two girls and beating them up, Ein's Feathers operated by themselves and fired rapidly at the robots, constantly blasting them until some of them short circuited and stopped moving.

After much struggling, Zwei was able to crawl out from underneath the robot for the most part. Looking back at one that was grabbing onto her leg, she fired her gun at its head, blasting a hole on it and then reclaimed her leg. Cranking up the firepower of her dual shotguns, she let loose a barrage of electric projectiles at the remaining robots that were still piling on top of Ein, blowing away most of them away, just enough for Ein to crawl out to safety.

The robots that stopped functioning released a large smoke of smoke and spark, signaling that they were going to explode. Realizing this, the girls ran out of the room before the combined explosion of the robots annihilated the room.

The girls breathed heavily in relief that they managed to make it out of the room in time. Looking to the side, they saw in time another Porky running through a door. "Get back here, you!" Ein said in anger as she stood up and ran after him, with Zwei in tow.

Behind the door, they found a spiraling staircase going upwards, so they climbed up it and entered another door up there, finding themselves outside on the roof of the skyscraper.

They saw Porky standing up ahead, close to the edge, and making a face at them. Frustrated, Ein said as she aimed her sniper rifle at him and said, "You've got nerves making a fool out of us with your damn robots! I'm going to get back at you right now!"

"Wait! We don't know if that's the real one or another robot!" Zwei told her.

"Don't worry; I've got its power output set to low, so it won't kill him if he's the real deal," Ein told her.

Porky then turned around and bent over before spanking his butt and saying, "Spankety spankety spankety! I fart in your general direction!"

A nerve snapped in Ein, and without any hesitation, she cranked up the power output of her gun and fired away. "DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!"

Porky was blasted in the butt and propelled forward, flying off the edge of the skyscraper. The two girls ran over to the edge and watched in shock as Porky plummeted all the way to the bottom. Though unclear, they could still make out an explosion when he seemingly touched the bottom, and there appeared to be smoke as well. They could also make out people down below being in shock at what just fell down.

BGM Ends

"I think it's a robot as well…" said Zwei.

"Seems so," agreed Ein.

"Still, you acted so rashly… What if he turns out to be the real Porky? You could've killed a human!" Zwei said to him.

"We're programmed to be unable to kill humans, so I wouldn't be able to even if I wanted to anyway," Ein reminded her.

"Point taken…" said Zwei.

The two turned around and noticed something standing close to the center of the roof. It was a stone statue of Porky holding a book in one hand and a slingshot in another, standing close to ten meters tall. Walking up to it to get a better look, Ein said, "Someone's a narcissist… What a freak…"

Zwei narrowed her eyes, looking at the statue closely, and then she said, "I get this strange feeling that the statue is looking directly at us…"

"You think? Dunno… I only know that I really want to tear down this ugly thing!" said Ein, sounding mad.

"Forget it… It's not worth it… We still haven't run into the real Porky yet. Maybe he's still inside," said Zwei.

The two girls gave the Porky statue one last look before returning inside the building.

TO BE CONTINUED

Was Chatterebox defeated too easily? I couldn't think of another way, given the choice of characters fighting him...