I wrote this just to test out this stuff. Dunno if I actually gonna keep writing this

Chapter 1: Apparently, I have become a shitty fanfic OC

So, here I am, just staring dumbly at this oddly familiar swing. You know what it's like to suddenly become sentient from your initial non-sentient background character status? Like, a literal background character, not even a single dialogue or animation frame?

I think, therefore I am. I both suddenly understand and not understand this quote over the state of self-awareness. One moment I was just another snotty little brat playing ninja at the academy's front yard then one look to that damned swing i suddenly achieved enlightenment.

That friggin swing has more screentime than TenTen. Wait, who's TenTen?

Who am I?

"Hey you, what's my name?"

The random kid I asked tilt his head as if judging that I am very stupid.

"I dunno. Never seen you before."

Ah great. I have no idea who I am and seeing those big ass Mount Rushmore rip-off... I mean inspired artwork of a Hokage Mountain, I am in friggin Konoha in all places.

Ah shit, am I a shitty OC in a shitty fanfic?!!

Oh no! The Horror! The Cringe!

Please tell me I at least have the rudimentary cringy OP fanfic cheats like the gamer or whatever!!?

"System!"

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"Open Menu!"

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It's hot and it's early evening (I think ), but I swear i heard cricket noises just to punctuate the utter joke I am doing.

Great, I am stuck in a Super Ninja deathworld and I don't even have The Gamer. While i yet seen my own face in the mirror, judging by this rags of a cloth I am wearing, I assume I am slated as Kyuubi Incident orphan character role. Maybe one of the noname Naruto bullies even. Which means I have no super special clan with super special kekkei genkai or magic eyeballs as my OC wanking.

I have a feeling that I am the butt of a cosmic joke written by a bored neckbeared before sleep.

Fuck.

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Since I have no idea who I am, my mind only having vague sense of information from somekind of world named ... Earth? Really? you named a world after dirt? Anyway, I can recall a lot of concepts from Earth. Guns, airplanes, video games, the fact that Naruto is one of the biggest anime franchise in the world. Nothing about who I am from Earth tho. Man, whoever managed my reincarnation really made crap work in resetting my memories huh.

Even then, what can I do with this information anyway? Make guns? Fuck do i know. I have zero engineering knowledge and I failed high school chemistry. I am allergic to math. Probably why my shitty writer doesn't bother to do The Gamer stuff. Too lazy to keep track of the math. Change the plot? Like, stopping the Uchiha Massacre? When did that even happened? Or has it already happened? Hell, what can a clad in rags orphan like me can do anyway?

Moshi Moshi, is this the ANBU? I want to report a massacre that about to happen.

This is what I had been contemplating in the classroom the whole night. You'd think some staff will found me lurking in the academy coz ya know, ninja be ninja, but apparently they didn't bother to patrol around the building. I have no money and have been staving my hunger by drinking pipe water and stealing carrots and tomatoes from the nearby house's backyard garden.

Didn't tomatoes comes from America? Was there an equivalent of America continents in this Planet Naruto or tomatoes just naturally evolve here?

Anyway, since I don't know who I am and where I live, I just decide I'll just wait for my version of Iruka sensei come pick me up and conveniently reveal everything.

I calculated this plan meticulously, to the point I forgot I am bad at math.

it is now dawn and I woke up from my barely qualified sleep. So many mosquitoes and it was friggin cold.

Maybe I am homeless coz no one ever found me. This further proves how insignificant I am to the plot. It would be hilarious if I'm not even a registered student here.

Writer, give me a break here, man.

Anyway, I checked my appearance in the toilet through the mirrors. My eyes are blue, and my hair is black, styled like that dude Sieg from Fate Apocrypha. I can't know for sure since I am like 7 or 8 right now, but my face is kinda cute. Thank lord for that. At least I got that OC perk. I'll be damned if I get the filler character design treatment.

Naruto filler character design was the worst! The only worst thing is Boruto characters design.

Man, I wish I know actual science and engineering over useless anime facts. I am a total sitting duck here!

"Wait, who are you , kid?"

Thank lord this is the JP dub, anyway , a familiar face enters and asked me worriedly.

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Jokes on me, I really am not a registered student of murder gremlin for hire academy. Iruka quickly find out who I am and proceed to boot me into orphanage. He chalked off my lack of memories of personal details to be a street rat shitty attempt to infiltrate the elite murder gremlin society.

Jokes on him, who had just tricked a mid rank ninja to reveal personal information to myself? Le me. I had just outninjaed a chuunin, heheh.

Anyway, my name is Makoto Hotaru. Family name being Makoto. Writer, you just get that name from a name generator, aren't you? I checked my crotch by the way and confirmed I am a boy. So why give me a chick name?

I assume it's a chick name. I was pretty sure Lumine in JP name was Hotaru or something. Means Fireflies, I think.

The gist I got from my birth certificate was my parents died during the Kyuubi Incident. Dad was a no name chuunin and mom was a... musician? Huh, neat. I got their photo album and they seem like a loving couple. Both of them has black hairs and i seem to get his blue eyes. Mom had pink eyes. It seems I inherit more of mom's facial features.

Well, at least I can rest easy that I will grow up to be good looking. Dad sure knows how to pick em.

Anyway, I now know where I live, who I am in this world, and from the Uchiha police roaming around, I am slotted before Uchiha Massacre . I contemplate as i lay on my orphan bed.

Now what?