Do not own Naruto

This is a Naru/harem but not Hinata or Sakura list will be at the bottom

With Naruto's girls not going into detailed with descriptions never was good at that but will hold some details

''talking''

''abrasions/demons''

''technique/jutsu''

''thinking''

Kushina was in one of the training grounds of her secondary home Konoha with her team of our girls training when she said ''alright girls before we start the day, I want to tell you that in a few mouths you will get another sensei''

''why is that sensei'' asked one girl that had ruby red eyes

''well, Kurenai to simply put I'm pregnant'' Kushina replied was all she manged to say before she was bombarded to the typical things like how long and congratulation

When the four girls calmed down one of the girls who had dark purple hair said ''sensei can I asked something''

''sure, Anko what is it'' Kushina said

''if the you baby is a boy can I marry him'' Anko asked

Before Kushina could answer the girl that had red marking down her cheeks said ''I was about to ask that after all if it is a boy after all he is going to be mine''

''now way that would happen Hana'' said the last girl who had light purple hair

''oh, and why would that be Yugao'' Hana said

''well, it's obvious he's going be mine'' Yugao said with a matter-of-fact tone

Before long there was a fight with all four girls and Kushina said in a sickly-sweet voice ''girls stop now or else'' and not even ten seconds had passed the girls had stopped their fight and was in the seiza style then asked ''now why do you want to marry my child if it is a boy'' after a brief explanation they girls began to glare at each other before Kushina said ''now girls none of that after all, all four of you can marry him''

''what how sensei'' Kurenai asked

''well for starters he would be the only known member of the Uzumaki clan so he would came under the CRA then there is the fact that the Uzumaki's have a tricky bloodline'' Kushina said

''what kind of bloodline'' Anko asked

''sorry girls but can't tell you until ether your pregnant or you are married to my son if it's a boy'' Kushina said

''that fine'' said the girls then they went on with there day and

At the end of the day before Kushina dismissed her team she said ''hey girls want to make that marriage talk official''

Hana looks at her sensei and said ''how''

''though a marriage contract'' and the girls quickly agreed so Kushina make the contract and the girls signed it then they went home

-15 years later-

The child of Kushina named Naruto is in the woods waiting for one teacher to pass a supposedly secret test wandering why he was so different as he had a monkey's tail (saiyan trait from DB) and had blue markings over his body (Yusuke demon form Yu Yu Hakusho) when he heard rustling of the bushes and one of his teachers came into view and he said ''Iruka-sensei what are you doing here''

Iruka looks at Naruto and said ''I should be asking you that and why did you steal the scroll of seals''

Naruto looked at Iruka with a confused look and said ''what are you talking about Iruka-sensei isn't this scroll meant to be part of the make-up exam to graduate''

Iruka looks at his student just as confused as Naruto then said ''what are you talking about what made you think that stealing the scroll was a backup exam''

''well, Mizuki-sensei told me that if I steal this faux scroll and learn a jutsu from it I can pass'' Naruto explained

Iruka looks at Naruto and saw Naruto genuinely thought what he did was to pass and become a shinobi of Konoha with a sad look he looks at Naruto and was about to say something when someone said ''well done Naruto I knew you could do it would be a shame to kill you but then I would be lying''

''why would you have to kill me Mizuki-sensei didn't I pass the makeup test'' Naruto asked

Mizuki started to laugh which lasted for a few minutes when he calmed down, he said ''oh poor, poor Naruto the truth is there is no makeup exam and you what you just done was treason so that is one more thing to kill you and you want to know what the other thing is it is related to why you are so hated''

Iruka catching on what Mizuki was about to say said ''don't do it you and I both know that's forbidden''

Mizuki ether didn't hear Iruka or just flat out ignored him said ''you see Naruto fifteen years ago when the nine-tailed fox attacked the Forth Hokage knew he couldn't defeat it he did the next best thing he sealed it into a new-born baby and the only one that was born on that day was you so he made you the fox in human form and because he couldn't kill you, he left it to us villagers to do'' shocking Naruto then he a large shuriken at Naruto

Iruka sees this runs to protect Naruto but he wasn't fast enough, and the shuriken hit Naruto killing him when Iruka get to Naruto he couldn't believe that the kid that he grew on him actually be dead turned to face Mizuki and said ''I will make you pay for this Mizuki even if I have to die to do it''

Mizuki laughed then said ''oh like you really would we both know you hated the fox for killing your parents''

Iruka didn't say anything just went up to his now former friend and the duo started to fight which Iruka somehow manage to win

While Iruka and Mizuki was duking it out Naruto was hovering above the treelines watching them fight and said ''well I guess someone finally done it and killed me seeing as I'm a ghost''

All of a sudden, he heard a chirpy feminine voice say ''bingo, bingo we have a winner''

Naruto who was startled by this started to look while saying ''what the who said that''

''over here'' the voice said to Naruto right and he saw a long blue hair pulled up into a ponytail and purple eyes. Her physical appearance generally doesn't change, but at the end of the series her ponytail and bangs have grown a bit longer. She is usually clad in a light-pink kimono with a white obi sash sitting on a flying oar then said ''I did''

Naruto looks at the lady and said ''seeing as I am a ghost that would mean you a Shinigami''

''that's current Botan is the name, and I am a pilot of the river Styx'' Botan replied

''well at least I get to be guided to hell by a pretty girl like you Botan'' Naruto said

Botan trying not to blush too much said ''well thanks for the compliment and you wrong your not going to hell''

''what do you mean I'm not going to hell I thought that is where I belong'' Naruto said

Botan gain a confused look by what had said so she asked ''why do you say that Naruto'' and Naruto only response is just floats a little higher while looking at the village it wasn't long before it dawned on Botan why Naruto thought what he did looks down then thinks ''Ohh that's it it's because he spent the past fifteen years being called all those name that he is more broken than he lets those precious to him think'' then turns to Naruto and said ''well Naruto the reason why you're not going to hell is because someone important wants to see you''

''I wander who want to meet a worthless demon like me'' Naruto thought before saying ''well let's get this over with''

''that good to hear now let's get started'' Botan said then as she flow away with Naruto grabbing onto the oar

When Botan and Naruto got to the spirit world Naruto saw a river and said ''so that's the river Styx''

''that's right'' Botan said

Naruto looks at Botan and asks ''hey Botan who exactly is this person that want to meet me''

''his name is King Enma'' Botan said

Shocked by what he had heard Naruto said ''wait did you say king so is he royalty''

''that right so you better behave and show the respect that he deserves cause if you don't, he might send you to oblivion'' Botan said

''well see and why does he want to meet me personally'' Naruto said

''to tell you the truth I haven't the foggiest why he wants to meet you'' Botan replied then said ''and if you look up ahead you can see our destination the gateway of decision''

When the duo the gateway Naruto said ''wow its bigger then the hokage monument''

Then Botan shouted ''Botan here and I have a new arrival'' then the doors opened up then she said to Naruto ''now if you would like to follow me I will take you to see king Enma'' then she walks into the corridor then they come to another set of doors and Botan went up to an intercom and said ''its Botan again can you let him know that I have Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze''

''we're opening the gate'' came a male voice that was on the other end of the intercom

As the gates was opening Naruto said ''wait did you say Namikaze''

''well that's the name I get when I got told to come pick you up didn't you know'' Botan said as she began to walk on with Naruto following close behind

''no I didn't hell until I was five I didn't even know my name was Naruto I thought it was demon or something like that'' Naruto said

''sorry to hear about that'' Botan said just wandering what kind of life Naruto been though

''don't worry about it Botan'' Naruto said as he looked around at all the ogres running around

As both Botan and Naruto walked in to an office cubicle that was at the other end of the room Botan said ''sir I have brought you the one that you asked for'' then she bowed

Naruto started to look round the booth but didn't see anyone then he heard ''look down'' and when he did he saw toddler with a red obi sash tied at the waist of a pink-trimmed blue robe and the toddler ''there we go''

''are you kidding this pipsqueak is in charge'' Naruto thought as he, Enma and Botan walked over tp the desk

While the toddler got into his chair Botan said ''this is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and he is honoured to meet you'' when they saw that Naruto didn't show any sign Botan hit his chest and said ''what is wrong with you are you trying to make me look stupid show him that you honoured''

Naruto glances at Botan then said ''you probably don't need me for that Botan'' then he starts to laugh and said ''why would the spirit world be run but a toddler and here I was getting a little scared of the mighty king Enma''

Being a little ticked of by what Naruto just said ''actually I be the mighty Koenma King Enma's son and even though I appear to be a toddler I have been around fifty time longer then you have so I would watch my tone if I was you''

''so it takes hundreds of years to move pass the diapers'' Naruto said before started to laugh again

Botan having enough of Naruto hit his head and shouted ''can you even go five minutes without taking the piss out of someone''

Before Naruto could say anything Koenma said ''I am proud to say in addition to knowing some of the greatest secrets of the universe I am actually potty trained'' before thinking ''so this is what Father meant when he told me about the Uzumaki's'' then he jumped onto his desk then said ''so now that you have taken the piss out of me like I was warned about you Uzumakis how about he get on to the business'' he put a hand into his pocket and pulls out a golden egg

''how can I trust you Koenma I don't know you and you know that saying fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me so how I do I know this golden egg isn't a trap'' Naruto said

Botan hits Naruto on the head and said ''how dare you accuse him on doing something like that if he says it does the trick then it does the trick''

''Botan that's enough'' Koenma said

''what but sir'' Botan said

''enough Botan'' Koenma said then turns to Naruto and says ''I understand Naruto that you don't trust easily and that's because of how your own Village had treated you pretending to care then ultimately betray you and that is why I pulled some strings in hopes I can gain that trust'' then there was a knock on the door and Koenma said ''come in''

When the door opened revealing blue ogre with long, balding blond hair and a woman with red hair ''excuse me Koenma sir I have brought the woman you requested''

''oh good just in time ogre'' Koenma said then turns to Naruto and said ''now Naruto allow me to introduce you to your mother Kushina Uzumaki now ogre Botan I want you two outside to give the mother and son time together''

''okay sir but what are you doing while we are outside stopping everyone coming in'' Botan said

''I have business to do in the living world'' Koenma said

''and what business is that sir'' Botan asked

''I need to speak to the Hokage'' Koenma said as he walk put the room with the ogre and Botan behind him

Meanwhile inside the booth Kushina quickly give Naruto the biggest hug she had ever done not realizing that Naruto had gone stiff then said ''my look how big you've gotten''

Naruto looks over to his mother and said ''so you are really my mother'' but it came out more of a statement then Naruto had meant

Kushina catching that Naruto said, said ''of cause I am hasn't Tsunade told you anything''

Naruto tilts his head in a confused manner and said ''who is Tsunade''

''well she was meant to look after you if something was to happen to me and Minato'' Kushina said then she asked the question that she didn't want to asked ''so how was your life in Konoha'' then Naruto told here all about his life in Konoha and the few friends he has and upon hearing that her former students had kept to know there word and did what they could she smiled then Kushina chuckled a little before saying ''well if only the stupid villagers knew how right they are''

''what do you mean Kaa-chan'' Naruto asked

''well its about the unique bloodline that we Uzumakis have'' Kushina said

''cool what kind of bloodline is it and does it have to do with this tail and marking'' Naruto asked

''yes it does you see Naruto we Uzumakis have three types of energies including chakra one is demonic as we are a descendant of one of the three demon kings called Raizen which is evident by the markings over your body and spirit from our other ancestor called Goku and alien race called saiyan which is also evident by the by your tail your genes for both must be strong'' Kushina said

''so what do you think I should do'' Naruto asked unsure of what to do

''you should trust him Naruto after all he would never do anything agents an Uzumaki'' Kushina said

''why is that'' Naruto asked

''well there has been agreement between the and the ruler of the spirit that has been around for thousands of years'' Kushina said

''what is this agreement'' Naruto asked

''well you see Naruto at one point the ruler of spirit world wanted us with demon blood wiped out but one of our ancestor made a deal if he let us life we would help protect the human world and since then the head of our clan became a spirit detective and I was the last spirit detective as I was the head of the clan before and after coming to Konoha'' Kushina explained

''sweet'' Naruto said then they both began to have small talk but it was mostly Naruto hearing what really happened on the day he was born then was told stories about the adventures his mother had done

Meanwhile in the human world

Hiruzen is in his office doing paper and was majorly sad as the boy he saw as a grandson was dead when suddenly he felt someone was into room, so he looked up and saw Koenma standing at the door then said ''greeting a am sorry but I am a little busy at the moment so please come back some other time''

''greeting Hiruzen I am Koenma hair to the spirit world and I am here to ask you to do a few things about the one named Naruto Uzumaki'' Koenma said

''I am sorry, but the Naruto is dead he died tonight'' Hiruzen said

''as I have said I am the hair to spirit world and Naruto is more important then you realise and that is because of the bloodline that the Uzumaki's have so I am going to revive him but that will be in one week when both body and spirit are inline'' Koenma said

''okay so what would that be Koenma-dono'' asked the aged hokage

''the first is to get in contact with the person that was meant to look after Naruto but was lied to the second thing is keep Naruto's body safe and the last thing is when the time comes get ether one of these people to kiss Naruto on the lips Anko, Hana, Kurenai or Yugao'' Koenma said

''can do just two question the first is who was person that was meant to look after Naruto and how would the girls know when the right time is'' Hiruzen asked

''Tsunade Senju and they would know when they see it another thing if Naruto wakes up he will have an interesting companion and will gain the title that he was meant to gain and trained for being the hair of the Uzumaki clan and with that I must be going there are other things I need to take care of'' Koenma said the disappears

The hokage just sighed then said ''even in death you still cause me a headache Neko''

An Anbu wearing a cat mask appeared kneeing and she said ''yes sir''

''take Naruto's body and take him to a secret location that only you and your friends know of then inform your friends what happened'' said the aged kage

''hai'' replied the Anbu then she disappeared then Hiruzen made a note for Tsunade to come back and do what only an Uzumaki can do to

Back in the spirit world

Koenma just entered his officed and saw Botan and George listening to Naruto as he painted the hokage monument in broad daylight and wearing a bright orange jumpsuit laughing then Koenma said ''so have you made you decision Naruto''

''I have, and I will do it and I know that you give the detectives an assistant'' Naruto said

''that right what are you getting at'' Koenma said

''I want Botan as my assistant'' Naruto said

''what but there are more qualified spirits for that I'm just a currier'' Botan said

''alright she can be your assistant Naruto'' Koenma said then turned to Botan and said ''tomorrow I will get you your instructor, so you have some knowledge on what to do''

Botan shocked said ''but sir''

''not buts Botan Naruto asked for you as he seems to like you and trusts you I cant just give hive someone else that he doesn't trust and might take months to do'' Koenma said

''I see your point sir'' Botan said a little too happy

As Koenma was giving Naruto the golden and says ''now listen to me very carefully Naruto this egg would normal unleash one's own spirit beast and I know that Kushina told you what happened fifteen years ago and I know you would want the fox to her freedom but unfortunately thanks to my father both yours and Rika's are connected by the soul so when you go back into your body Rika will go back in to the seal so she is now your spirit beast instead of your normal one''

''that great thinks I was going to ask you if you can do something about it'' Naruto said

''that great now lets go and start the preparation'' Koenma said

That all folks

Going to join Koyuki, Shizune Anko, Kurenai, Hana, Yugao, Fem haku, Botan, Yukina

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