Nicktoons: The Phantom Genie Saga

by NickFan108

Sometime after the defeat of the Evil Syndicate, Dark Danny breaks out of the Ghost Zone and forms an alliance with Norm the Genie in an attempt to get revenge on Danny. But when their machinations threaten the stability of all existence, the Nicktoons must unite once again as they scour the multiverse for the means to help them. And maybe make some new friends along the way...

2. Part 2: In the Heat of the Moment

Our story takes place 2 weeks after Part One, in which 2 incredibly powerful villains, Dark Danny and Norm the Genie, convinced Danny Phantom to surrender his ghost powers by threatening the worlds of Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, and SpongeBob SquarePants. Unfortunately, the duplicate Dark Danny they created has gone rogue and begun a reign of terror on the entire multiverse, leaving our heroes trapped in the Nowhere Dimension, along with their friends and another villain.

(We open up on Jimmy's hand as we see him activate a tape recorder and begin recording a log)

Jimmy: (voiceover) Log entry #12: It's officially been 2 weeks since we were stranded in the Nowhere dimension. (cut to computer ruins; Libby, Zeke, and Danny look through the remains) We still have no way to track the Phantom Genie, as Jasmine has called him, no thanks to the evil future Danny's technology blowing up in our faces. (cut to King Neptune still wearing Nocturne's helmet; Jimmy looks down at him) We found the original King Neptune the other day, but he's been wearing Nocture's helmet for so long, he's gone comatose. (Jimmy looks up at SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs) I doubt if he'll ever wake up again. (cut to Cosmo and Wanda raising their wands, which are limp and do nothing) And Cosmo and Wanda's wands have lost their (Cosmo and Wanda shake their wands) connection to the Big Wand, so, (Cosmo and Wanda look toward the camera) there'll be no easy fix. But it's not all bad. (cut to inside of dark room; door opens, SpongeBob, Patrick, Carl, and Sheen look inside at a lounge with a fridge; the 4 of them walk inside and open it) The same day we were stranded, my friends conveniently discovered a (Sheen picks up a turkey leg which duplicates/reappears magically) seeming infinite food supply. (cut to Jimmy sitting in a big chair; Danny and Vlad walk behind him; Jimmy turns around and looks at them) And our exile has also given us time to catch up with each other, but I can't help feeling there's something different about Vlad I'm missing. (cut to Jimmy, Tucker, and Sandy building a machine; the machine looks like a cross between an electric chair and a hood dryer) As for me, I've continued to collaborate with the greatest minds among us to reverse-engineer this technology. (cut to Sam running on a treadmill with jumper cables connecting it to Cosmo and Wanda's wands; there's a bulb glowing purplish on the control panel; Wanda floats nearby) For starters, we've constructed a machine that'll transfer leftover hydro-quantum energy from the Jimbus into the wands.

Sam: Good thing we goths don't sweat!

Wanda: (curious) Then, what do you do?

Sam: We simmer.

Jimmy: (voiceover; cut to Tucker, Sandy, and him working on a control panel) We've nearly finished constructing a duplicate of my interdimensional portal 3.0, but in the meantime, we've also devoted our time to a device that, we hope, will restore Timmy's memory.

(We cut to the present, where we see Jimmy, Tucker, and Sandy each at various positions around a room with complex machinery. Timmy is in the chair)

Jimmy: (looks at Sandy) Fire up the generator, Sandy.

Sheen: (off-screen) Wait!

(We cut to the doorway to another corridor as we see Sheen, Patrick, and Carl all run into the room)

Sheen: Jimmy, wait!

Jimmy: (worried) What is it, guys?!

Patrick: We didn't want to miss the show.

Carl: Yeah, this is the most exciting thing to happen in… (counts with fingers; stops) How long have we been here?

Squidward: (off-screen) Too long. (Carl looks in his direction)

(Squidward and Jazz walk in through the doorway, too)

Squidward: Don't we have anything better to do around here?

Jazz: Not really, Squidward. You really gotta learn to look at reality as it is, not just as you want it to be.

Squidward: I knew I should have grabbed (walks faster) my clarinet before we left.

SpongeBob: (walks through another doorway on other side of room; Cindy, Libby, and Zeke follow behind him) Are we too late, Sandy?

Sandy: Nope. You're just in time, buddy.

(Suddenly, Cosmo, Wanda, Sam, Goddard, appear in a pink cloud with the words "Fashionably Late" in front; Sam shudders a little. Goddard barks and runs out up to Sandy)

Sandy: (pets Goddard) Hey-a, Goddard. Who's a good boy?

Cindy: Are you sure this will work, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Well, I'm 90% sure.

Cindy: (hands on hips) And the rest?

Jimmy: (cautious) It'll turn his brain to barbeque.

Timmy: (panics) What?!

Sandy: (looks up at Tucker next to huge control panel) Hit it, Tuckeroni!

Timmy: On second thought, I don't wanna do this! I-

(Tucker flips a switch and the chair starts to zap Timmy; Timmy screams. After a few moments, Timmy shoots out of the chair and slams face-first into the wall. Everyone gasps as Timmy falls to the floor with a flattened face; Timmy's face pops back out as Cosmo, Wanda, and Zeke fly up to Timmy)

Wanda: Timmy! Are you okay?!

Cosmo: Tell us something only you would remember.

Timmy: (stands up; looks up rubs chin) Um, let's see… (looks at Cosmo, Wanda, and Zeke) Cosmo tried using a recipe he got from his mom and made a batch of brownies out of mud for Wanda's birthday last year.

Wanda: (cut to her angry face; shouts) He did WHAT?!

Cosmo: (buts in, smiling) Yay! Timmy's back!

Zeke: Poof! Poof!

Timmy: (fairies hug him) Back?! What do you mean "back"?!

SpongeBob: (runs up to Timmy, hugs him) I'm so happy for you, Timmy!

Timmy: (confused) SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob steps back as Timmy notices that he's surrounded by Jimmy, SpongeBob, and Danny's friends)

Timmy: (worried) Neutron?! (looks at Danny's friends) Are those Danny's friends? (looks around) What the heck is going on here?!

Jazz: (deadpan) It's a (Timmy looks at Jazz) long story.

Mr. Krabs: (puts arm around Timmy; guides Timmy to seat) You see, son: it all started a few months ago when-

[cue Nicktoons Unite intro]

Timmy: (sitting down; everyone is walking around, either listening or not listening) You know, 50 years ago, I made a wish to stay 10 years old forever.

Wanda: And before that, you got stuck a couple years in the past with a do-over watch.

Timmy: (excited, points) Right! So, I've been in a lot of situations, but I've never been in anything this bad before.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, (Timmy looks toward him; cut to him) but the worst part is I left me hair curlers behind when we left. I haven't been able to sleep for 2 weeks.

Cosmo: (cut to him and Wanda) Aw, that's okay, Mr. Krabs. (lifts wand) You can always use (conjures curlers next to them) Wanda's.

(Wanda lowers her eyebrows in disappointment as Libby walks up)

Libby: Why would you need curlers? You don't even have hair!

(Mr. Krabs and the others start to argue as Timmy waves his arms to calm them both down)

Timmy: Guys, guys, relax! (points to head) Now that I've got my memory back, (puts hand down) I can fix all of this. (turns to Cosmo and Wanda) Cosmo, Wanda: (closes eyes, smug) I wish everything was back to the way it was before Norm teamed up with that evil ghostly dude.

Cosmo and Wanda: (look at each other) Uhhhh…

Timmy: (annoyed) Oh, great! What is it this time?

Cosmo: Uh, Timmy,... a wish that big…

Wanda: …could have disastrous consequences.

Timmy: Consequences? What do you mean?

Cosmo: We find it easier, (raises wand) to illustrate. (conjures quilt in mid-air)

Sheen: Hey, that's my quilt!

Timmy: (confused, looks at Sheen) Why do you have a quilt?

Squidward: (deadpan) We had to do something to pass the time.

Wanda: (points with wand) The multiverse is like a quilt: many different fabrics of reality all stitched together. (hooks thread with end of wand) Our magic can (starts unraveling thread) safely change one or 2 fabrics at a time. However, if we try to change any more than that, (struggles to move wand across quilt) our magic will be stretched too far-

(Wanda's wand shreds Sheen's quilt, wrinkling the patches and tearing a huge hole in the middle; Sheen screams)

Sheen: My quilt!

Cosmo: …and make a big mess of everything.

(Sheen runs up to his quilt and pulls it close to him, hugging it)

Sheen: It was so young!

Timmy: (looks at Cosmo and Wanda) Then, why don't we just try fixing them one at a time?

Jazz: It won't do any good. (Timmy looks at her) As long as the Phantom Genie's still out there, this whole thing could start all over again.

Cindy: Our only hope is finding a way to kick his butt.

Patrick: How are we gonna do that?

Vlad: (off-screen) Indeed! (everyone turns to Vlad; stands in doorway with Danny) How are we going to do that?

(Danny and Vlad walk in the middle of the group)

Danny: Vlad and I have been talking. (Vlad and him stop walking) Now, we all know that as long as the new Dan Phantom is in Norm's body, he has access to his powers.

Vlad: Which means our only course of action is to somehow split them back into 2.

Sam: (annoyed) And how are we supposed to do that? You know as well as Danny most ghosts have lightning-fast reflexes.

Danny: (smiles) Not to worry, Sam. We have a plan.

Vlad: (messes with computer) Ever since you all got stuck here, you've done nothing, but talk about your previous adventures: some of them (everyone watches Vlad intensely) good, some of them bad. And in some cases, you mentioned artifacts of incredible power (computer screen shows picture of Amulet of Aragon from "Danny Phantom"), some that can rival (switches to picture of Magic Pencil from "SpongeBob SquarePants") the power of a genie. (switches to picture of Big Wand from "The Fairly OddParents")

Danny: (computer screen follows as he says) The plan is to go back to our homeworlds, find the most powerful ones we can remember, combine them into some sort of super weapon-

Jimmy: (butts in) -and level the playing field! (calms down) At least, long enough to rescue Norm from the new Dan.

Libby: You think he'll help us fix everything?

Tucker: Well, he better. Otherwise, we'll be stuck like this forever.

Vlad: Then, it's decided. (turns at computer controls) Our first order of business is to (images of the Magic Pencil, King Neptune's trident, and the Magical Bag of Winds from "SpongeBob SquarePants, a Fairyversary Muffin, the Big Wand, and Da Rules from "The Fairly OddParents", Meldar Prime's cufflinks, Unstable Molecules, and Hydro-quantum energy from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius", and Pariah Dark's crown and ring, the Scarab Scepter, and Pandora's Box from "Danny Phantom'' appear on the screen) determine which of these we must try to get. (looks back at others) And who we will send to get them.

Danny: Right. (looks around) No sense in risking all of us for something that might not work.

(We transition via bubbles to outside another part of Dark Danny's lab; Danny and Jimmy walk up to it, both covered in kiss marks; The door opens as they look at each other)

Danny: (points at Jimmy) Cindy?

Jimmy: (points at Danny) Sam?

SpongeBob: (off-screen, pulls off piece of himself) Here, you can use this.

Jimmy: (weirded out) Uh,... (grabs sponge piece) thanks. (wipes face)

(Jimmy hands the sponge piece to Danny, who uses it to wipe his face. We switch to another view of the lab; we see SpongeBob, Patrick, Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda all standing next to a computer monitor about the size of a plasma screen TV, hooked up to another, more rustic version of Jimmy's Interdimensional Portal. On the console is Jimmy's hypercube, and across the room is Danny's backpack. Danny and Jimmy walk over)

Danny: (looks around) So, this is our crew?

Timmy: (looks at Jimmy and Danny weird) Looks like it.

Danny: (looks at Jimmy) You're not bringing Goddard?

Jimmy: Nope. (sits down in front of computer) In the unlikely event of my untimely demise, Goddard will remain as the world's leading example of nanotechnology.

SpongeBob: (looks at Timmy) Where's Zeke?

Cosmo: He's with the girls.

(We cut to Cindy playing "Peek-a-boo", with Libby standing behind her, enamored)

Cindy: (opens hands, reveals eyes) Peek-a-boo! (covers eyes with hands; opens hands, reveals eyes) Peek-a-boo!

Libby: He's (cut to Zeke; Zeke grins from ear to ear) so cute!

Cindy: (stops playing "Peek-a-boo", leans over Zeke) Yeah! I wonder why Cosmo and Wanda never told us about him.

Jazz: (off in distance) You do realize that he's, like, 30 years old in human years, right?

Libby: (looks at Jazz) Yeah, so?

(We cut back to the lab)

Jimmy: (looks at Patrick) And you're coming, too?

SpongeBob: Well, I told (points to Patrick with thumb) Patrick there's a chance I might not make it back. (puts hand down)

Patrick: (determined) And if he's not gonna make it back, then I'm not going to make it back with him.

Jimmy: We could use loyalty like that. (holds out hand, shakes Patrick's hand) Glad to have you here. (lets go of Patrick's hand; types on computer) Now, let's see what we've got. (pulls up picture of Meldar Prime's cufflinks) Meldar Prime's cufflinks from my universe- (picture moves to top, left corner; pulls up picture of a Fairyversary Muffin)

Timmy: A Fairyversary Muffin from mine-

(The Muffin picture moves to the top, right corner as Jimmy pulls up a picture of the Scarab Scepter)

Danny: The Scarab Scepter-

(The Scepter picture moves to the bottom, left corner as Jimmy pulls up a picture of King Neptune's trident)

SpongeBob: And Neptune's trident.

Patrick: So, which one are we getting first?

Jimmy: (types on computer) I say Meldar Prime's cufflinks. (picture of cufflinks fills screen; continues typing) When I last saw them, I gave them to a friend of mine named (picture of green, female alien with horns pulls up) April the Gorlock. All we have to do is stop by her interstellar TV station, talk to her for 5 minutes, and she'll hand them right over to us.

(Jimmy types in an algorithm as we switch to another view of the computer. The computer shows several spherical shapes with various bonds and numbers; a banner that says "Location Unknown" flashes across its screen". Jimmy gets confused and punches in the algorithm again, only to get the same result.)

Danny: What's wrong? What does that mean?

Jimmy: I'm trying to pinpoint the location of the cufflinks, but I can't find them OR any of the other artifacts!

Timmy: What do you mean you can't find them? They can't have just vanished into thin air!

Jimmy: Normally, I'd agree with that statement, Timmy, but the evidence suggests otherwise.

Cosmo: (overdramatic) We're doomed!

Patrick: (overdramatic) Doomed!

Danny: (looks at Cosmo) No, we're not. Think about it: we're dealing with a villain who has access to magic powers AND is aware of other universes. If you were him and there was anything out there that could stop you, what would you do?

Jimmy: I would scatter them to parts unknown! Of course! (turns back to computer, types) If I just broaden the bandwidth (turns knob) on the multidimensional RADAR… (the banner on the computer vanishes as 4 yellow dots appear on 4 of the amorphous shapes; taps keys on keyboard) …and increase battery power on the geiger counter… (the computer zooms in on one of the yellow dots and transitions to an image of the Avatar: the Last Airbender universe; the computer labels it as Earth 34) Voilà! Earth 34!

Timmy: What's that one like?

Jimmy: I-it's a bit of an anomaly, Timmy. (computer screen demonstrates his descriptions) I haven't had time to review all the data, but I do know they've miraculously limited themselves to only 4 nations. Each one built around what were once considered the 4 natural elements. In fact, some of their residents possess powers based on each one. Possibly genetic adaptation.

(Jimmy activates the portal and stands up)

Jimmy: Now, due to the (picks up hypercube) delicate nature of our equipment (walks over to backpack, stuffs hypercube inside), I can't pinpoint the exact location (picks up backpack, put it over shoulder) of the cufflinks, (walks over a few feet in front of portal) so, we'll just stop in one of the key cities and work our way from there. (stops; everyone walks around him; looks at everyone) Everybody ready?

(Everybody answers yes in their own way)

Jimmy: Alright. (looks at portal, makes a running position) On the count of 3.

(SpongeBob and Patrick make their "loo-loo-loo" cry with their tongues and charge at the portal)

Jimmy: Wait! I haven't started yet!

(SpongeBob and Patrick run through the portal and disappear. Timmy runs to and through the portal and disappears, too, with Cosmo and Wanda right behind him. Danny runs toward the portal as well)

Jimmy: (groans) No one ever listens to me.

(Jimmy runs through the portal and disappears. We transition to Earth 34, over a rocky landscape. The camera pans over to Omashu, a city resting on top of a mountain, structured like a pyramid. We zoom in on the city as we see the Omashu Delivery System, a series of chutes and slides with crates made of stone being brought down by gravity, and pushed up by earthbenders, men and women who can control rocks and dirt with their minds and bodies. As we see all this, the French Narrator narrates from off-screen)

French Narrator: (voiceover) Ah, the kingdom of Omashu. An important city in the Earth Kingdom, located on the small world of Earth 34. Here, we see Fire Lord Zuko of the Fire Nation, deep in his negotiations with its ruler,-

(We move over to the Royal Palace as we transition to the throne room, where Fire Lord Zuko is talking to King Bumi about a treaty)

French Narrator: (voiceover) -King Bumi.

Zuko: (looks at treaty, voice fades in) And in addition, your highness, (looks at King Bumi) we're also prepared to pay the city an honorable compensation fee for last year's capture.

Bumi: I see. (takes hand off chin) And how much are you willing to pay?

Zuko: 600,000 gold pieces.

(Bumi stares at Zuko, appearing unimpressed. Zuko becomes worried)

Zuko: It's pretty generous, considering the economic crisis.

Bumi: (pauses; laughs) You know, Zuko, when you took the throne from your father, I admit I was skeptical if you could fulfill the position, but your Uncle was right: you are what the Fire Nation needs right now. (points, serious) Throw in a monkey spider, (puts hand down) and you've got a deal.

(Zuko smiles and hands the treaty to Bumi)

Zuko: Deal!

(A servant in green attire brings in a brush and cup of ink bottle. Bumi grabs the brush as the servant sets the bottle on the arm of the throne chair. Zuko smiles as Bumi dips the brush to sign the treaty. Just then, one of his captains runs into the throne room, panicky)

Captain: Your highnesses! Your highnesses!

Bumi: (looks at captain) Not now, captain. Can't you see (holds up treaty) I'm about to sign a very, very important piece of paper?

Captain: (runs over to King Bumi and Zuko) This takes precedence. We're under attack!

(Suddenly, a small metal bracelet with one of the Meldar Prime's cufflinks attached flies through the door and hits the captain in the head, knocking him unconscious. The bracelet flies back and lands in the hand of Ozai, who puts it back on. Ozai walks into the light, revealing both cufflinks on 2 bracelets. Zuko and Bumi are frightened)

Bumi: (confused) Former Fire Lord Ozai?

Zuko: It can't be! (Ozai steps in middle of room) I saw you back in the Fire Nation 3 days ago!

Ozai: (smiles) Evidently, you are in error, Zuko. (pauses) My own son. We could have ruled the earth together, you and I, if you hadn't betrayed me to the Avatar. (frowns) And now you've soiled yourself with an illusion of peace with the Earth Kingdom!

Zuko: No, father. You've soiled yourself… (steps forward) with delusions of grandeur and superiority! (pauses; Ozai puffs up a bit) You can't possibly justify the things you've done!

Bumi: (puts hand on Zuko's shoulder; Zuko looks at Bumi) Relax, Zuko. There's only one of him and 2 of us. He can't take over an entire city.

Ozai: (smiles) Oh, I beg to differ.

(The cufflinks start glowing as Ozai's body starts to generate lightning. Bumi's eyes widen in confusion as Ozai aims at Bumi)

Zuko: No!

(Zuko grabs Ozai's fingers and points his own behind Ozai: Zuko uses his ability to manipulate fire and lightning to redirect it and blasts the ceiling, blowing a huge hole in it. The room shakes as the rumble falls on the floor)

Ozai: (throws Zuko to side) Get off!

(Zuko flies into the right wall and falls to the floor. Ozai starts stepping toward Zuko, gritting his teeth, and stops as we hear Bumi grunt, along with a large cracking sound; Ozai turns around and sees Bumi using his earthbending to tear apart his throne without even looking behind him. Bumi cracks his throne a second time and chucks the top part at Ozai. Ozai dodges to his right as it flies past him. Bumi chucks the next section and Ozai moves to his left. Then, Bumi chucks the seat and hits Ozai. The seat lands on the ground to the side of him as he uses the cufflinks to regain footing. Bumi lifts his arms, pulls a wall of stone right from the floor, and pushes it toward Ozai. It hits Ozai and rams him into the wall, knocking him to the floor. Ozai looks up, obviously furious. Bumi stomps his feet and starts creating pillars from the ground; Ozai runs in a zig-zag to avoid the first 2 and steps on the 3rd one as it rises from the ground. Ozai jumps, does a somersault in the air, and kicks Bumi in the face knocking him out. Ozai stands over Bumi, as Zuko starts blasting fire all around Ozai; Ozai moves back and forth to avoid getting hit. Zuko swings fire from below and tries to uppercut him as well, but this just turns Zuko's back to the doorway and Ozai's face to it; Zuko also tries some martial arts, but Ozai just blocks them and smacks them away. The cufflinks to glow and Ozai breathes some fire from his mouth; Zuko, startled, jumps back to avoid getting burnt and hits his back on one of the pillars; Zuko tears of the parts of his royal robe that're on fire as Ozai leaps in the air and kicks Zuko in the stomach; Zuko hits one of the pillars falls to the floor, disoriented, as Ozai walks over to Zuko; Zuko looks up at Ozai)

Zuko: (frightened) I don't understand! The Avatar took your bending! How are you doing this?!

(Ozai powers the cufflinks and creates connecting bolt, causing Zuko's Eyes to widen even more)

Ozai: It's like your uncle says: "Destiny is a funny thing". One minute I'm rotting in a prison cell in the Fire Nation. The next, (uses cufflinks, lifts Zuko telekinetically in blue aura) I'm granted power greater than even the greatest Avatar.

(Suddenly, they hear a large whirring, whoosh sound from behind. Ozai turns around and sees a glowing, purply-orange, rectangular vortex with swirls and sparkles. It's a portal to the Spirit World, a dimension of monsters not unlike the Ghost Zone. Ozai looks at Zuko with an especially evil grin; Zuko looks concerned)

Zuko: Father. Please!

(Ozai tosses Zuko behind him through the portal)

Zuko: Nooooooooooooooo!

(The portal closes behind Zuko. Ozai smiles, showing his teeth, when he hears Bumi's groan off to the side and stops. As Bumi starts standing up, Ozai charges the cufflinks and prepares for another fight, but Bumi looks around and notices Zuko's gone. Realizing that Ozai must be responsible, he does the only thing he can do)

Bumi: (holds up hands) I surrender. I know when I'm outmatched.

Ozai: Then, (steps forward) you know what you (gestures to waking captain) must do.

Bumi: (captain looks at him) Take me to the prison chamber. (smiles) And put in a throw pillow while you're at it.

Captain: (becomes wide eyed) Sir?!

(Bumi nods his head and extends his arms. The Captain walks over to him and put his hands behind his back as he arrests him, with dejected looks on their faces)

Bumi: You know, Ozai, when word gets out about what's happened, the Avatar will stop at nothing to make things right.

Ozai: (captain takes Bumi away; pauses) Welcome back to New Ozai, your highness! (laughs)

(We transition to the Fire Nation Bazaar as a huge purple portal opens in the middle of the pathway, surrounded by red and white buildings; some of the citizens are startled by the hole while others pay it no mind. SpongeBob comes flying out, screaming, and falls face first in the dirt)

SpongeBob: (lifts face, annoyed) Barnacles! There's got to be a better way to walk out of these portals.

(Suddenly, Patrick falls out of the hole, screaming, and lands on top of SpongeBob, belly down. Patrick sits up with SpongeBob stuck in his belly, with his nose sticking out. Patrick looks around for SpongeBob)

Patrick: (holds hand to mouth) SpongeBob? SpongeBob?!

SpongeBob: (muffled) Uh, Patrick?

Patrick: (looks down at belly) Oh! Sorry, SpongeBob. (grabs SpongeBob's nose, pulls)

(SpongeBob stretches out until he pops out of Patrick's belly, returning to normal. Patrick sets SpongeBob down)

Patrick: I didn't mean to hurt you.

SpongeBob: (holds head, disoriented) It's okay, Patrick.

(Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda fly out of the portal, too. Cosmo looks at his arm)

Cosmo: Hey! We look like we're in one of those cool Japanese cartoons!

Wanda: (angry) What did I tell you about watching those?!

Cosmo: (sheepish) Sorry.

(Danny runs out of the hole, followed by Jimmy; the hole closes. Again, some bystanders look confused while others don't)

Jimmy: I said on the count of 3, guys!

SpongeBob: Sorry, Jimmy. I guess we got excited.

Danny: Well, now that we're here, what do we do?

Jimmy: Now, (fiddles with watch) I use my watch to track the PRECISE location of the cufflinks.

(Jimmy points the miniature satellite dish on his watch all around; the watch beeps until it "flatlines" and the dish droops. Jimmy pauses and taps watch screen)

Jimmy: Ah! Hopping hydrogen!

SpongeBob: (looks over Jimmy's shoulder) What's wrong?

Jimmy: I can't locate the cufflinks! This background radiation's interfering with my sensors. (watch screen fills with static) Almost as if this world is constantly exposed to one of its own pocket dimensions.

Cosmo: (gestures with hand) Ah, pocket, shmocket. Why doesn't Timmy just wish the cufflinks right here?

Timmy: Hey, that's a great idea! I wish the cufflinks were right here in the (points at ground) dirt in front of us.

(Cosmo and Wanda smile, showing their teeth, and raise their wands)

Danny: Wait a minute, guys. (Cosmo and Wanda let down their wands) I'm not so sure that's such a good idea.

Wanda: Why not?

Danny: It's too easy.

Cosmo: So?

Danny: (looks at SpongeBob) So, the Phantom Genie is also part Vlad, (looks away) and Vlad never made things that easy on me before.

Patrick: (scratches head) Well, what do we do now?

Timmy: (shrugs) Guess we do this the old fashioned way.

Jimmy: Right. Let's see if one of these stalls has a map of the world. (starts to walk away; Danny follows Jimmy)

Wanda: Um, shouldn't we (gestures to everyone) disguise ourselves or something?

Cosmo: (grabs Wanda's arm off-screen) No time! (pulls Wanda off-screen; Wanda yelps)

(We transition to the sky, far away from the Fire Nation Bazaar. We see a flying, winged lemur named Momo fly across, chittering. Behind him comes a flying bison named Appa. On his saddle, we see Aang, the Avatar, along with his friends, Sokka and Toph, and Sokka's sister, Katara, who is also Aang's girlfriend. Aang is steering Appa, while Katara and Toph are leaning over the edge and Sokka leans back)

Sokka: Ah! What a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, no sign of a war with the Fire Nation.

Katara: (annoyed) Is that like your new catchphrase or something? You've been saying that everyday ever since Aang beat the Fire Lord.

Sokka: Hey. You say what you know.

Toph: I'm actually excited to go back to the Fire Nation.

Katara: (excited) Me, too. (looks at Aang) I heard that Zuko built a new dancing school.

Aang: (excited) Great! Now, I can finally teach all those kids some of the dances they used to do 100 years ago. (stands up, turns around)

(Aang starts doing a Russian style dance called the Phoenix flight. Sokka sits up a little as Katara and him look at Aang)

Sokka: Um,... shouldn't you be more focused on where we're going?

Aang: (stops, surprised; zips back to front of saddle, embarrassed) Oh, right.

Toph: (sitting with legs wrapped in arms) I'm excited to get in the arena; I hope that someone needs a sparring partner. Or 2 someones. (leans back, crosses arms behind head) Or 3.

Katara: (looks at Sokka) What about you, Sokka? (everyone looks toward Sokka) What are you excited for?

Sokka: Well, I'm not so much excited as just hoping to avoid spicy Fire Nation food. Water Tribe boys don't mix well with that junk.

Katara: (sly) Oh, I don't know. I hear Fire Nation food's pretty "HOT" right now.

(Aang and Toph laugh loudly while Sokka groans)

Sokka: (complaining tone) Oh, come on! The quips are supposed to be my thing!

(Appa growls, flies off the ground, and over the guard toward the Fire Nation Capital; the Guard watches as they fly away; We transition back to the Open Air Market, with Jimmy. Danny and Timmy at a stall, with SpongBob, Patrick, Cosmo, and Wanda off in the distance. Timmy, Danny, and Jimmy lean over the counter, with Cosmo on the far left, Wanda on the far right, and SpongeBob and Patrick remaining in the background)

Timmy: (looks at man behind counter) Excuse me, kind sir?

(The man turns around, revealing himself to be Dock, a worker with multiple personalities who's encountered Team Avatar before)

Dock: Yes! What can I do for you?

Timmy: We're here because a genie- (Jimmy jabs his elbow into his rib cage) Ugh! I mean, we're gypsies! And we wanna travel the world!

Danny: Do you have a map we can use?

Dock: I'm not sure. Let me ask my brother, Xu. (switches hats; Nicktoons look confused) Hi, I'm Xu. My brother, Dock, tells me that you wanna see a map of the world.

Jimmy: (wary) Yeeaaahhhh?

Dock: Great! (gestures with thumb) I'll check in the back! (turns around, walks to back)

(Meanwhile, Patrick turns around and notices a wagon full of cabbages; Patrick gasps)

Patrick: (excited) A whole wagon full of giant scoops of pistachio ice cream?!

(Patrick gestures with and giggles with glee as he tiptoes quickly over to the wagon and picks up a cabbage)

Patrick: Oh, boy!

(Patrick takes a bite out of the cabbage, alerting the cabbage merchant, who has appeared several times around Aang and his friends)

Cabbage Merchant: MY CABBAGES!

Patrick: (looks at Cabbage Merchant, picks up cabbage from wagon) Here. Want one?

Cabbage Merchant: What are you doing to my cabbages?!

Spongebob: (runs up to Patrick) Patrick! (Patrick and Cabbage Merchant look at him) What are you doing?! You know you're not supposed to eat food without paying for it first. Does Mr. Krabs give away free Krabby Patties?

Patrick: Oh, you're right. (looks at Cabbage Merchant) I'm sorry, sir. (sets down half-eaten cabbage; reaches in pocket, pulls out 3 differently-shaped buttons) Here. Are these enough?

Cabbage Merchant: (upset) No! (calms down) Now, look, you… you… (looks Patrick up and down) whatever you are, (gestures with hands) pay me now, or I'll have the law on you!

Danny: (off-screen) Hey! (SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Cabbage Merchant look his way; him, Jimmy, and the Fairly OddParents walk closer) He said he was sorry! There's no need to be a Debbie Downer.

Cabbage Merchant: (points at Danny) You listen to me,- (looks up, points off-screen excitedly) Ahh! The Avatar has arrived! (cut to Aang jumping off of Appa and flying down while Katara lands Appa for everyone else) He shall vindicate me!

(Aang lands on the ground and retracts his glider as Appa lands some distance behind him. The Nicktoons look at him and the rest of Team Avatar oddly)

Timmy: (points at Aang) Who are you supposed to be?

Toph: Don't you (hops off Appa, with attitude) know?!

Katara: (off-screen; cut to Timmy blushing) He's the Avatar!

Sokka: (cut back to Team Avatar, now all in a row) Yeah, you know. (holds up hand) Master of (points to fingers, symbols representing each element appear) air, water, earth, and fire, (puts down hand) not to mention bridge between the (gestures with hand) mortal and spirit worlds-

Jimmy: (points at Team Avatar) Are you the local law enforcement?

Aang: I'm more of a negotiator, (glares, points end of staff toward the Nicktoons) but I am known to use force when necessary! (looks in SpongeBob's direction) You're not spirits, are you?

SpongeBob: Uh, we fight with spirit. Does that count?

Danny: (hands on hips, serious toned) Ok, look! We don't have a lot of time for this, (turns around to walk away) so, if you don't mind we're just gonna… (stops) um…. frolic through the meadows and stuff like that.

Cosmo: (the Nicktoons start moving away) Yay! (starts moving away with others; Timmy looks back) I love frolicing!

Toph: (points toward Nicktoons) They're (Team Avatar looks at her) hiding something!

(Katara uses her waterbending to pull the water from her pouch and fling it toward the Nicktoons, surrounding them in a thin stream of water. The Nicktoons yelp, startled. They turn around and are surprised to see her controlling the water. Katara pulls the water back into her pouch)

Katara: (stern) Let's try this again, shall we?!

Toph: (with attitude) And this time, the truth! (wiggles feet on ground) My earthbending works like a lie detector.

Sokka: Yeah! Let's start with your clothes! (everyone looks at him) What are you, mountain people?

Cosmo: (flies in front of Timmy) Hey! It's not (gestures to Timmy with hands and wand) Timmy's fault (lowers hands and wand) that his parents were expecting a girl!

Timmy: (face turns red, embarrassed) Can we PLEASE not talk about why I wear pink?!

Aang: (keeps staff pointed at Nicktoons) I don't want to hurt you, but if you don't tell us the truth, we're gonna have to take you into the authorities!

Patrick: Maybe they can help us, guys.

Wanda: But how exactly do we tell them a story as fantastic as ours?

SpongeBob: (excited;pulls out 2 pairs of scissors) I'm good at making scrapbooks! (opens and closes scissors)

Jimmy: Or maybe I could just play back some of Goddard's security footage. (holds up wrist, opens watch)

Sokka: (points up; Team Avatar perks up) Uh! (points at Jimmy's watch) What is that?

Jimmy: (looks at watch) Oh, this? (looks up at Team Avatar, holds up watch) it's just a high-tech, multi-purpose watch. (looks back at watch, fiddles with controls) See? One push of a button and-

(Suddenly, a laser shoots out of the watch and blasts Toph in the head. Toph yells in pain as she's knocked backward. Aang, Katara, and Sokka rush over to see if she's okay)

Jimmy: (Timmy looks concerned in the background) Oops.

Katara: (concerned) Toph! (Toph sits up) Are you okay?!

Toph: (pissed, hair smoking) He shot me!

Sokka: (Aang, Katara, and him look at the Nicktoons) They're attacking!

(Aang jumps in front of the others and swings his staff down like an ax, using his airbending to blow the Nicktoons back all across the pathway and demolishing the wagon of cabbages. The cabbage Merchant panics)

Cabbage Merchant: (yells) MY CABBAGES! (runs away) AAA-HA-HA-HA!

(We get an aerial view of everything as Team Avatar charges toward the Nicktoons. The camera cut back to the ground as Danny moves frantically to avoid getting cut by Sokka's sword while Timmy is forced backwards, trying to dodge Toph's earthbending attacks. The camera pans up and we see Jimmy flying through the air with his hover shoes and tries to use the laser on his watch to knock him down. It pans down again where Katara, who's wrapped the water around her pouch like tentacles, watches SpongeBob and Patrick warily as the 2 surround her. SpongeBob and Patrick walk closer and look at each other)

SpongeBob: (determined) What do you think? I go high, you go low?

Patrick: (nods) We shake hands in the middle.

SpongeBob: Ready?

SpongeBob and Patrick: Break!

(Patrick runs to the other side of Katara as she spins her tentacles around, ready to strike. She looks back at SpongeBob as he moves his nose up and down like a jack, causing his legs to get longer and his body to get taller)

Katara: (confused, startled) Huh?!

(SpongeBob stops moving his nose, causing his legs to retract and his body to go back to normal, while several feet high. SpongeBob starts descending toward Katara with his arm in a karate chop position, letting out a battle cry. Katara catches SpongeBob in one of her tentacles, spins around, and tosses him toward one of the buildings surrounding them. SpongeBob lands on a roof while Patrick charges at Katara in an attempt to attack her. Katara grabs Patrick's head and tosses him away from her. Patrick yells as he cartwheels into one of the stands along the pathway. SpongeBob panics)

SpongeBob: Pat-trick! (jumps off roof, strikes fighting pose)

(Katara rearranges her water and blasts SpongeBob with it. SpongeBob yells and blubs as he is splashed with the water. Katara stops)

Patrick: SpongeBob! (runs up to SpongeBob) Are you okay? Did that hurt?

SpongeBob: No.(Katara looks at him and Patrick curiously) That was kind of refreshing.

(Suddenly, Katara uses her water bending to suck the water out of SpongeBob and Patrick, causing them to yelp and dry out)

SpongeBob and Patrick: (strained) Water… (fall to ground, face down)

(We cut to Danny as he continues to dodge Sokka's sword. Danny starts getting very irritated)

Danny: (irritated) What are you trying to do: turn me to deli meat?!

Sokka: (curious, swinging sword) You mean that's not armor you're wearing? (swings sword down)

Danny: (catches blade in hands, struggles) This-is-fabric! (jams knee into Sokka's stomach)

(Sokka lets go of his sword and drops to the ground. Danny pauses and looks at Sokka before adjusting the sword in his hand and running. Sokka looks up and gets mad as he sees Danny run)

Sokka: My sword! I worked hard to find that!

(We cut to a different point of view as Danny runs down the path with Sokka's sword, with Sokka following behind, looking goofy as he runs)

Sokka: (angry) You get back here, sword thief! (Danny keeps running; pulls out boomerang) Don't make me use this! (throws boomerang)

(Danny looks behind and, noticing Sokka's boomerang, ducks as it passes over him and turns left off-screen. Danny pulls his head back up as he runs in front of a support beam on one of the buildings, getting cornered by Sokka as his boomerang comes out from around another building and heads straight for Sokka)

Sokka: (steps closer) End of the line… (boomerang hits back of his head, falls to ground; unconscious)

(We cut to Jimmy and Aang in the sky as Jimmy tries to shoot Aang down with his watch)

Jimmy: (shoots lasers) We are not your enemy!

Aang: (dodges in air) Then, why did you attack my friend?! (retracts his glider)

(Aang thrusts his fist in the air, using his earth bending to create a small hill out of rock. Aang lands on the rock and uses his earthbending to kick disc-shaped boulders toward Jimmy. Jimmy blasts the boulders as he uses the magnet on his watch. Suddenly, 4 metal bowls from the stands below start flying up behind Aang. Aang, noticing the bowls hurtling toward him, uses his waterbending to summon water from the cracks in the ground and manipulate it to catch the bowls. As he's doing this, Aang noticed Jimmy flying straight towards him, so, he freezes the water solid and uses his firebending to shoot a huge burst of flames at him. Jimmy screams as the flames hit his face. We cut to a different point of view as we see Jimmy, with his face covered in soot, fall to the ground, screaming. Jimmy hits the ground, unconscious. We cut to Timmy as he tries to outrun Toph's onslaught of rocks. Suddenly, one of the rocks causes him to fly up in the air and on top of one of the buildings in the area. Cosmo and Wanda reappear right next to him)

Timmy: (panicky) I can't keep outrunning these rocks!

Wanda: (serious) Then, maybe it's time we (conjures cinder block) throw one back! (flies up, winds arm with cinder block) How about a game of (chucks cinder block) Wanda Ball?!

(Wanda's cinder block hits Toph square on the head and knocks her backwards. We cut to a wide shot of the incident as it's revealed that Toph's head shattered Wanda's cinder block. Toph sits up and spits out a pebble from Wanda's cinder block. Wanda is stunned)

Wanda: Wow. (looks at camera) That's one tough girl.

Toph: (stands up, with attitude) Why do you think they call me Toph?! (thrusts fist in air)

(Toph uses her earthbending to create a pillar from the ground, jabbing it into Wanda and launching her in the air. Wanda screams)

Cosmo: Wandaaaaaaaaaa!

(Timmy pulls down Cosmo out of sight as Toph tosses another big rock right at them)

Toph: Come down here, you high-pitched squealers, so, I can kick your butts!

Timmy: (worried) Oh, man. If only I had superpowers, too. (face lights up) Wait a minute! I do! I wish I had my Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder costume.

(Cosmo raises his wand and Timmy is surrounded in a crimson cloud of smoke with the word "Chintastic". The cloud dissipates, revealing Timmy in a red costume, mask, and hat. Timmy stands up defiantly)

Timmy: Time to fight fire with chin!

(Timmy walks to the edge of the roof, shoots a grappling hook from his utility cleft, and jumps off with Cosmo watching him. On the ground, Toph slams her foot, causing a huge boulder to fly up, and pushes it with her hands, hurtling toward Timmy. Timmy pulls a robotic arm holding a baseball bat out of his utility cleft and smacks the boulder back toward Toph. Toph rides on top of another hill of a rock as the boulder smashes into it and shatters into smithereens. Toph jumps off the hill and pushes toward Timmy. Timmy, now standing on the ground, launches a rocket from his utility cleft, and destroys it before it hits him. Toph slams her foot on the ground, causing it to crack and a hole to open underneath Timmy. Timmy falls in, yelping. Cosmo gets worried until Timmy flies out and he smiles. Timmy turns around and picks Toph up off the ground. Toph panics)

Toph: (squirms) Let me go!

Timmy: If you say so.

(Timmy lets go and drops Toph in a trash can in an alley. Timmy lands and Cosmo lets out a sigh of relief while Toph shakes and causes it to tip over. Toph's hand touches the ground and we get a glimpse of Toph's radar sense as she uses her earthbending to detect Timmy a few feet away. We cut back to Toph who starts growling. Cosmo point toward the trash can with a worried look on his face)

Cosmo: She's still coming, Timmy.

Timmy: You're right. (Cosmo and him look at each other) We've gotta try something else.

(The ground shakes as Toph dramatically stomps over towards Timmy)

Timmy: (panicky) I wish everyone was frozen in time!

(Cosmo raises his wand. A light blue cloud of smoke with the word "Poof" fills the screen and dissipates. Both Team Avatar and the Nicktoons are frozen in very awkward positions. Timmy looks around and notices that Cosmo froze everyone in the Fire Nation Bazaar)

Timmy: (strained, frozen, annoyed) Okay… I wish we were UN-frozen!

(Cosmo wiggles his wand as a yellow cloud of smoke with the word "Poof" surrounds them. The cloud dissipates and the Nicktoons start moving again, while everyone else remains frozen. As Timmy and Cosmo look over their bodies, Wanda reappears, eating rock candy called Jennamite with delight)

Wanda: (with mouth full) I landed in the most delicious place! (Cosmo and Timmy start walking; moves with them) What'd I miss?

(The Fairly OddParents stop as they hear a squishing sound. They look down and see that Timmy stepped on SpongeBob. SpongeBob and Patrick are all dried out and moaning)

Timmy: I wish they had some water.

(Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands and conjure a bucket of water, which tips over and pours water all over SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob and Patrick rehydrate and stand up again, thankful they can breathe)

Danny: (holding Sokka's weapons) Everyone okay?

Jimmy: (stumbling, eyes spinning) Anyone seen my lollipop and horsie?

Timmy: (walks up to Katara) I wish everyone else could move again.

(A lavender cloud of smoke with the word "Freedom" fills the screen and dissipates as everyone else starts to move again. Katara looks at Timmy in shock)

Katara: You… freed us?

Danny: And how is that surprising?

Sokka: You guys had the perfect opportunity to escape. Why didn't you?!

Jimmy: I told you, we're not your enemy.

Toph: (Timmy walks next to her, worried; touches burnt spot on hair) But you shot me!

Jimmy: That was an accident! I don't normally press the wrong button like that.

Aang: (points staff in front of him) That still doesn't explain what you're doing here in the bazaar.

Timmy: (slightly irritated, groans) If you give us time, we can prove we're not evil villains!

(Team Avatar looks more calmly, yet skeptical at the Nicktoons as Aang lowers his staff. We transition to a grassy area around night time. Team Avatar and the Nicktoons are all sitting around a campfire, except Sokka, who keeps pacing all around, rubbing his face and looking stressed. Appa sits off in the distance while Momo sits on top of Danny's backpack, and Timmy glances at Toph a little. The camera zooms in on all our heroes)

Katara: So, let me get this straight: you guys all come from different universes? And there's a magic monster going from one to another, conquering them all?

Toph: And you need magic cufflinks that he hid here to stop him?

Jimmy: Well, it's a bit more complicated, but that's the gist of it.

(We switch to another point of view, where we see Sokka walks around with an elongated face and rubs his temples, groaning. He falls to the ground and continues rubbing his temples. Everyone looks at him)

Katara: (irritated) What's wrong with you?

Sokka: (strained) Supernatural phenomenon making my brain hurt!

Toph: But what about Aang?

Sokka: (waves hand up and down) That's Avatar stuff! (stops waving hand) I'm used to that! (puts hand down, groans)

Katara: (opens pouch) Here. (pulls water out, envelopes hand in water) Maybe my healing powers will help. (places hand on Sokka's forehead, Sokka relaxes)

(We cut to Aang, sitting next to Toph, who keeps looking at the ground, with a serious look on his face. Toph looks a little bit in his direction)

Toph: You're awfully quiet, twinkletoes. What's on your mind?

Aang: The monks used to tell me about things like this.

(A flashback begins and the camera zooms in on an air temple)

Aang: (voiceover) Back at the Air Temple, before Sokka and Katara found me in the iceberg, (switch to room with bald man with an arrow tattoo like Aang meditating) my friend, Gyatso, used to tell me about visions he would have while he was meditating.

(Monk Gyatso opens his eyes as we switch to a scene from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius: "The Junkman Cometh", when the Junkman breaks the steering wheel on his ship; the scene is tinted purple)

Aang: (voiceover) He saw worlds,...

(We switch to a scene from the Fairly OddParents: "Abra-Catastrophe", where Timmy is battling a magically-empowered Crocker in disguise; it's also tinted purple)

Aang: (voiceover) …trapped in different times,…

(We switch to a scene from Blue's Clues: "Blue's Big Musical Movie", where Steve falls in the middle of a pile of cardboard drawers and catches the one with the 3rd clue; again, tinted purple)

Aang: (voiceover) …but they always had one thing in common: a sense of adventure! (flashback/voiceover ends; stands up with staff, looks at Fairly OddParents) We'll help you find those (turns to Danny) cufflinks.

Sokka: (upset) Wait! (Aang looks at him) So, just like that, we're going to believe them?!

Aang: (smiles) That's right.

Sokka: Just because of something you CLAIM to remember from 100 years ago?!

Aang: (frowns) I was there, Sokka. I know what I'm talking about.

Katara: (looks at Toph) What do you think, Toph?

Toph: If they were lying, I would have said something already.

Sokka: (eyes closed, slightly somber) Well, (bird appears in background) so much for watching Zuko's palace while he's gone.

SpongeBob: (points up) Look! Up in the sky!

Wanda: (points) It's a bird!

Cosmo: (points) It's a plane!

Sokka: No, wait. (steps forward) She's right. It's a messenger hawk!

(The messenger hawk lands on a log around the campfire. Aang walks over and removes a note attached to his leg)

Katara: What does it say? (Aang opens the note off-screen)

(Aang reads the note, then looks up with a grim look on his face)

Aang: (grim) Oh-no! This is terrible!

Sokka: (curious ) What is?!

Aang: (looks up from note) Omashu's been taken.

(Katara and Sokka are startled. Katara grabs the note from Aang)

Katara: What?!

Sokka: That's impossible!

Toph: Wasn't Zuko down there talking to that old guy, Bumi?

Katara: Report says that someone broke into the throne room and defeated them both in one on one combat.

Sokka: (looks at Katara, doubtful tone) By who?

Katara: (looks up, distraught) Former Fire Lord Ozai.

Sokka: (gapes, yelps; reacts violently) Ozai?! Zuko's father?!

Danny: (confused; Toph gets wide-eyed) Who's Ozai?

Toph: Bad guy! Very, very bad guy!

Sokka: He was the ruler of the Fire Nation near the end of the Hundred-Year war!

Aang: (flashback to Avatar: The Last Airbender: "Sozin's Comet" begins; voiceover) He tried to harness the power of a comet, so he could burn the Earth Kingdom to the ground and take over. (flashback/voiceover ends) If I hadn't found a way to take his bending, we might not be here today.

Danny: (Shocked) Wow! And I thought my world was serious.

Sokka: But this doesn't make sense! Without his bending, Ozai's just another ordinary guy! There's no way a non bender could take over an entire city by himself.

Jimmy: He could, theoretically, if he had the cufflinks. (everyone looks at Jimmy) When my adversary, Meldar Prime, had the cufflinks, he had the ability to manipulate matter and energy to his will. Suppose the Phantom Genie was devious enough to give them to Ozai?

Toph: If that's true, then, why aren't we all dead yet?

Timmy: (aloof) He probably doesn't realize how powerful he is. Happens all the time in my universe.

SpongeBob: We need to get those cufflinks back fast.

Jimmy: It's not that simple, SpongeBob. I'd bet my entire space-age polymer collection he's learned how to teleport by now.

Patrick: What does that mean?

Sokka: It means that he won't be easy to track down.

Timmy: (acts smooth) Hey! Relax. There's like (cut to Team Avatar and the rest of the Nicktoons) 10 of us here.

Cosmo: Yeah! ("counts" everyone) 2, 3, eleventy, cookie-

Wanda: (flys up, covers Cosmo's mouth) Enough of us for about 4 or 5 teams.

Sokka: (excited) Hey, now, that's an idea! We'll split into different groups and guard the most likely places the Loser Lord will show up.

SpongeBob: (excited) We're game for a little teamwork. (turns to sleeping Patrick) Right, Pat?

Patrick: (wakes up, groggy) Huh? What game?

Aang: (holding note, reading) Great plan, but we also need to try to find Zuko. He's been missing since this afternoon.

Sokka: (excited) I've got it! June the bounty hunter! Her pet shirshu can smell anyone a continent away.

Toph: But (Sokka and the others look at her) didn't it run away the last time we saw her?

Sokka: (looks up, dejected) Oh, yeah, right.

Aang: (hand on chin, looks down) There is one other person we could ask.

(We cut to a very dark room with a cage in the far back; a dark figure is leaning against the far wall. The door opens and light shines in from outside, revealing the figure to be Azula, Zuko's sister. Her hair is a mess, having slipped into insanity over the past year, and she's wearing prison garments. She looks up and sees that Aang standing in the doorway)

Azula: (smug) Well, well, well,... Avatar Aang. (Aang walks up to the cage; sarcastic) Come to check on me while my big brother, Zuzu, is far away in the Earth Kingdom?

Aang: (serious) I didn't come here to be insulted.

Timmy: (SpongeBob and him pop their heads out from around the corner) We're gonna play a little game called "Good cop, Bad cop".

SpongeBob: (worried/curious) I get to be the good cop, right?

Azula: (perks up) I see you've made some… (SpongeBob and Timmy walk up to the cage; winces) very odd… looking… friends…

SpongeBob: Well, that's not very nice. (gestures toward himself) It's just a couple of buck teeth.

Timmy: (taken aback) I have never felt so insulted in my whole life.

Aang: (annoyed) Guys, focus! (turns to Azula, serious) Listen, Azula. Your father broke out of prison today. He has devices that give him powers like mine.

Timmy: (gruff-sounding) He's already (Aang and SpongeBob look at him) taken over an innocent city with them.

Azula: (smiles, chuckles) Really? That's the best news I've heard since he tried to declare me the new Fire Lord. (gestures, displays cocky attitude) And I suppose, as his daughter, you want me to tell you where I think he's going next?

Aang: (unfazed) No. We need you to help us find Zuko.

Azula: (curious) Zuko?

Aang: You spent a lot of time tracking him last year; we're hoping you could do it again.

Azula: (dramatic) Gee, you really do care for him. (drops act) It's pathetic.

SpongeBob: (upset) Pathetic?!

Azula: (angry) Yes, kid! Pathetic! (Aang, Timmy, and SpongeBob's eyes widen; SpongeBob takes a step back and raises his hands) Listen, Avatar. (stands on kees, grabs bars) I don't trust anyone. Never have, never will. And frankly, I don't trust myself these days! So, what makes you think YOU can?

Aang: (somber) We don't; none of us do.

SpongeBob: (cautious) But your (Aang and Timmy look at him) brother's a king, right? Maybe he'll give you some kind of reward for helping him.

Azula: (looks away, cocky) Or my father will just use his new powers, burn the Earth Kingdom to the ground, and take over the world at long last.

(Aang, SpongeBob, and Timmy pause and stare at her, Aang less so than the other 2)

Azula: (shrugs) Eh, but what do I know? Being locked in a prison cell is degrading and it's made me bored and desperate. (stands up; looks down at Aang) I'll help you find Zuzu, but after that, no promises.

Aang: (pulls out key from behind) Didn't think so. (unlocks door)

Timmy: I wish she was in handcuffs.

(Cosmo and Wanda poof into the room. Azula perks up)

Azula: (confused) What the?

(Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands; Azula's hands are pulled back as a small, gray cloud of smoke surrounds them. The cloud dissipates, revealing a pair of handcuffs. Azula looks behind her, surprised, then looks back to Timmy, scowling)

Azula: (with attitude) Cute trick. (Aang opens the door) What's your secret? (Aang walks in behind her) Smoke and mirrors?!

Cosmo: (excited) Sorry! (Timmy and Wanda look at him) You know the rules: (closes eyes) "A magician always reveals his secrets"! (stops; opens eyes, frowns) Oh, wait. (puts finger on chin) Let me try again.

(SpongeBob walks across the screen as we transition back to the campsite. There are 2 airships with ramps leading inside; off to the side, Sokka is on top of Appa, packing various things. We cut to one of the ramps. Azula, now in her casual attire, is being led up by Danny, wearing his backpack, in handcuffs. We cut to Sokka, SpongeBob, and Patrick on Appa's saddle)

Sokka: (yells) All aboard the Flying Bison Express!

(Danny starts running out of Timmy's airship)

Danny: (smiling) Don't leave without (jumps, extends arms) me! (falls face first; lifts head, spits out grass) Right. Forgot. (looks toward Appa) No powers.

(Danny stands up and runs toward Appa. We cut to the control room of the other airship. Jimmy is adjusting everything on the dashboard while Toph walks behind him)

Toph: Do you even know how to fly something like this?

Jimmy: (doesn't look away) No, but I've operated more complex machinery than this. This should be a cinch.

(We cut outside as the 2 airships take off while Katara moves to the front of Appa's saddle and grabs his reins, with Sokka, Danny, SpongeBob, and Patrick right behind him)

Katara: Appa, (whips reins) yip, yip.

(Appa growls and flies off the ground while Patrick looks all around his butt on the saddle)

Patrick: Where's the seat belt on this thing?

SpongeBob: It's a saddle, Patrick; there is no seat belt.

Patrick: (looks up) Oh.

(We transition to the next morning in Suki, the lead Kyoshi Warrior's, village on Kyoshi Island. We see a couple girls doing construction-related work when we hear SpongeBob's shoes squeaking off-screen. The girls look to the left of the screen as the camera pans over to a statue of former Avatar Kyoshi; we see SpongeBob, carrying a backpack, walks in and stops next to it)

SpongeBob: (turns around, yells) Hurry up, Patrick!

Patrick: (off-screen) Hold your seahorses, SpongeBob! I'm not one of those bouncing birds anymore!

SpongeBob: You mean a spring chicken?

(Patrick walks up behind him with a sack, panting and struggling to catch his breath)

Patrick: No, that's not it. Uh…

SpongeBob: (looks ahead, points) Look! (cut to Suki's village) That must be the village Sokka told us about.

Patrick: (cut back to him and SpongeBob) But where are the Keylime Warriors?

SpongeBob: (turns to Patrick) Uh, no, Patrick. That's "Kyoshi" Warriors.

Patrick: Oh. (looks back at village) Well, where are they?

(Suddenly, a large group of women in green dresses and war paint drop down from the trees above and surround SpongeBob and Patrick, aiming fans and katanas at them. The two look all around them; Patrick smiles)

Patrick: Look, SpongeBob. The circus is in town. They sent a bunch of clowns to greet us.

SpongeBob: Patrick, that's not clown makeup; that's war paint.

Patrick: (confused) War paint? (chuckles) That's ridiculous, SpongeBob. Why would a bunch of clowns be wearing war paint?

Suki: (serious) Because we're not clowns. We're the Kyoshi Warriors.

SpongeBob: (Patrick and his eyes widen; gasps) Oh! (points) So, you're the ones Sokka told us about!

Suki: (the Kyoshi Warriors relax; taken aback) Sokka?

Sokka: (off-screen) SUKI!

(SpongeBob, Patrick, and the Kyoshi Warriors all turn around as Sokka runs on-screen, out of breath and carrying a huge bag with him)

Sokka: I know what you're thinking, but he's not a block of cheese! (drops bag)

Suki: (excited, runs toward Sokka) Sokka!

Sokka: (opens arms) Suki!

(Suki knocks Sokka to the ground as she kisses him. SpongeBob and Patrick look at them curiously)

SpongeBob: Wow, they certainly seem friendly.

Patrick: (sad sounding) I wish I had a girlfriend like that.

Suki: (pulls Sokka back up, holds his arms) Sokka, it's so good to see you! What are you doing here? (looks over Sokka's shoulder) Is Aang with you?

Sokka: (gestures with hands) No, he and the others are off on some other missions. I came here to see you.

Kyoshi Warriors: Awww!

Suki: Well, why don't you (gestures with arm) come inside? We were about to have a feast.

SpongeBob: (curious) A feast?

Suki: Ty Lee just completed her training as a warrior.

Ty Lee: (jumps in between the group) Yep! (cartwheels between 2 other warriors) And for the first time since I left my twin sisters, I'm glad to be part of (hugs 2 warriors close) a matched set. (the 3 of them smile widely)

Sokka: (waves hand) Yeah, yeah. I'd love to sit and chat about old times, but there's something important we need to discuss.

Ty Lee: (looks at Suki) Wow! So (Suki looks at her) serious.

Suki: (looks at Sokka) Ty Lee's right, Sokka. Did (crosses arms) run out of wisecracks or something?

SpongeBob: (raises arm) Oh, I've got a wisecrack! (turns to Patrick) Knock, knock.

Patrick: Who's there?

SpongeBob: Dwain.

Patrick: Dwain who?

SpongeBob: Dwain the bathtub. I'm dwowning. (laughs)

Patrick: (laughs; stops) I don't get it.

Sokka: (annoyed) That's not a wisecrack! (SpongeBob and Patrick look at him) That's just a stupid joke!

SpongeBob: There's a difference?

(The Kyoshi Warriors all giggle. Sokka looks at them, annoyed)

Sokka: Aw, come on, girls! This is serious!

Suki: (smiles) The war's over, Sokka. What could be so bad it's got you on edge?

Sokka: (grim) It's Ozai. He's escaped from prison. He's turned himself into some sort of pseudo avatar.

(This shuts them up real quick. We cut to Danny and Katara flying across the sky. We move from a lower view of Appa to an upper view, where Danny is leaning back at the end near his backpack, looking uncomfortable, while Katara is steering Appa)

Danny: (sits up, groans; pushes on back) Pins and needles. (Katara chuckles) How much further is this "water tribe" anyway?!

Katara: The last time we flew there, we didn't know where we were going. It took months to get there

Danny: (relaxes, curious) So…

Katara: About 5 or 6 hours.

Danny: (moves to left side of Appa) Alright, good. (opens bag, shuffles inside) So, this "Aang" guy,... what's his story? I mean, I get he's some kind of a world-renowned superhero, but you guys said something about finding him in an iceberg and he's over 100 years old?

Katara: (keeps looking forward) Actually, Aang's story goes back much farther than that.

Danny: (perks up, pulls Katara's water pouch out) How much? (drinks out of pouch)

Katara: About 3,000 years.

Danny: (stunned, spits out water; chokes, coughs; looks at Katara) What?!

(A flashback/montage begins with a baby being born)

Katara: (voiceover) Legend has it there was an air nomad born with abilities to control them all. Possibly due to mixed heritage. (cut to air nomad, all grown up, traveling) Whatever the reason, they created an entire culture around him, taking him around the world and teaching him to control his powers.

Danny: (flashback/montage ends; moved behind Katara) So, Aang's really a 3,000-year-old man?!

Katara: (calm, frowns) Relax. He's only 113. (cut to a map of the 4 nations) When an avatar dies, their spirit is reincarnated into the next nation, in the order of air (the Air Temples glow), water (the Water Tribes glow), earth (the Earth Kingdom glows), and fire. (the Fire Nation glows; cut back to her smiling)

Danny: (calms down) Well, that still doesn't explain why he looks so young.

Katara: (looks at Danny) And that's where things get a little sad.

(Danny kneels down next to her. A flashback begins with Firelord Sozin, Ozai's grandfather, standing in front a huge crowd)

Katara: (voiceover; grim) 101 years ago, Ozai's grandfather, Sozin, planned to start a war with the other nations (cut to Sozin's comet, blazing through the sky) by harnessing the power of a comet passing through the sky. (cut to Monk Gyatso and 3 elder monks lined up at the Southern Air Temple) When the monks heard about this, they decided to tell Aang he was the Avatar, so he could begin his training. (move to Aang preparing to play air scooters, only for his friends to walk away) But the pressure was too much and he (Aang runs off-screen) ran away. (cut to Aang riding Appa in a storm, screaming) Appa and him crashed in the ocean (Aang and Appa plunge into the ocean) near the South Pole, where he used his waterbending (Aang's eyes and tattoos glow) to preserve them both. (ice forms around Aang and Appa) 100 years later, (transition to Katara and Sokka finding Aang) my brother and I found him during a fishing trip.

(The flashback/voiceover ends)

Katara: And ever since then, we've traveled the world, helping everyone we can.

Danny: (somber) I don't blame him for pulling a stunt like that. (looks down) I know what it's like to be under pressure.

(Another flashback begins as we look back on Earth 20, where Danny is battling his mechanized enemy, Skulker, in downtown Amity Park at night)

Danny: (voiceover) In my universe, I was Danny Phantom, and I had ghost powers.

Katara: (voiceover) Ghost powers?

Danny: (voiceover) Kinda like (Danny defeats Skulker) those spirits you guys keep mentioning. (voiceover; cut to Vlad walking out of a shadow, petting his cat, Maddie, grinning widely) Just when I was finally figuring out what to do with my powers, my arch-enemy used his insight on ghosts to create his own ghost-hunting team, (cut to team of 3 in red outfits, known as 'Masters Blasters') to replace me. (cut to shot of Masters Blasters flying by Danny) And, believe it or not, (Danny watches as Masters Blasters catch a ghost-shaped balloon before it drops on Sam and Tucker) it worked. (Danny looks around as the city boos him) I (transition to Fenton Works where Danny steps the Fenton Portal; Sam, Tucker, and Jazz watch) actually considered retiring. (Danny activates the portal and it zaps him; we transition to Sam talking to Danny at a staircase outside) And it took my girlfriend to talk some sense to me.

(The flashback/voiceover ends and we return to the anime-like animation of "Avatar: the Last Airbender". Danny starts pacing around on Appa's saddle)

Katara: (confused, looks at Danny) If you have powers, why haven't you been using them?

Danny: (turns around, upset) I don't have them anymore! (looks away; walks over toward Katara) It's why we're in this mess together. (sits behind Katara, back turned)

Katara: (concerned) What?!

Danny: I would have stopped him if I could. He had me on the ropes! (double takes) Well, technically, in them.

Katara: You're confusing me.

Danny: If I hadn't given up my powers again, Ozai would still be in jail. We wouldn't be on this treasure hunt. I'd probably be at home with my dad, watching pro-wrestling on T- (a tornado swallows Katara, Danny, and Appa) -VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(The tornado spins Katara, Danny, and Appa around like crazy. Appa growls loudly as Katara and Danny scream at the top of their lungs. Katara grips the reins of the saddle tightly while Danny struggles to hold on to the edge. We cut outside the tornado and watch Appa and Katara fly out of the side furthest from the camera at what looks like lightspeed. Danny shoots out the other side, screaming, as we cut to his point of view. Danny plummets right into the Foggy Swamp. We cut to the heart the swamp, where Danny is face first in the water. He sits up with a fish stuck headfirst in his mouth, disoriented. He looks down at the fish and spits it out in frustration, then at the water and realizes he's wet)

Danny: (annoyed) Ah, great! (stands up) I've wanted to hit the pool for weeks now, (wrings out bottom of shirt) but this is not what I had in mind. (sighs, leans on tree)

(Suddenly, the water on the leaves of the tree falls off. Danny looks up as the water splashes all over him, soaking him even more than before, much to his annoyance. He frowns until he hears a familiar laugh off-screen. He perks up a looks around, concerned)

Danny: (looks up) What is that? (laugh gets louder and more evil sounding; calls out) Who's there?!

Voice: (off-screen) Oh, come now, Danny. Don't tell me you don't recognize my own voice.

(Danny looks around with his back turned towards the camera, when a flame-headed figure walks in on top of a tree)

Figure: Hello, little badger.

Danny: (turns around, shocked) You!

(We cut to a shot of Dark Danny grinning evilly with his fanged teeth, then back to Danny, panicking)

Danny: But you were- I mean, I was- I mean we- (stops, composes self) How did you get here?

Dark Danny: I told you: "Anything is possible in a multiverse."

Danny: Well, I don't know about that, (makes fighting stance) but I know I'm taking you out!

Dark Danny: (mocking tone) Oh? And how do you plan on stopping me?

Danny: (stern) Like this. (raises voice, closes eyes) I'm GOING GHO- (stops; opens eyes) Oh.

Dark Danny: You've got no power (raises hand, fist glows) and you've got no chance. (blasts hand)

(Danny yelps as he jumps out of the beam's way. The beam passes through the water without making any ripples. We cut back to Danny as he runs through the forest)

Dark Danny: (off-screen, echoes) The old cliché, Danny: (Danny stops to catch his breath) you can run, but you can't hide.

Danny: (yells out) I could if I still had my powers.

Dark Danny: (off-screen, echoes) That'd only make it easier.

(Danny hears some rustling and perks up, leading him to start running again. Danny runs into a tree and starts climbing up. He stops on top of the trunk between branches, annoyingly looking around and trying see where Dark Danny is or may appear, trying to prepare himself. Suddenly, Dark Danny pops out of nowhere)

Dark Danny: Boo.

(Danny gets startled and falls out of the tree into the water below. Dark Danny stares at him from up above as Danny looks to his right and sees a branch jutting out of the water. He gasps as it gives him an idea)

Dark Danny: Lights out, Phantom!

(Dark Danny jumps off the tree and dives down toward Danny like a maniac. Danny, with his hand on the branch, rolls to his right and narrowly avoids Dark Danny as his fist goes through the water without making it moves. He grits his fangs as he turns to glare at Danny. Danny stands up holding the branch like a club and swings it through Dark Danny's torso, causing it to move like a thin cloud of smoke before returning to its original shape. Danny stare at him in disbelief)

Danny: (stunned) It went (points at Dark Danny) through you?

Dark Danny: (annoyed) Obviously. Or have you forgotten (points at Danny) a ghost's primary power is intangibility?

Danny: (annoyed) Intangibility doesn't look like that! (lowers branch) You're not real. (voice becomes more shocked-sounding) You're just a figment of my imagination.

Dark Danny: (angry) Can a mere figment do this?!

(Dark Danny attempts to punch Danny in the face, but his hand just goes through it. Danny and him pause for a moment, realizing their fight is pointless)

Dark Danny: On second thought, (pulls out hand) what does it matter? What does any of this matter?

Danny: (confused) What do you mean?

Dark Danny: I know what you're thinking, Danny. It's not going to work. These artifacts… a super weapon…

Danny: Of course, it will. It has to.

Dark Danny: (raises voice and eyebrows) But even I couldn't stop him, (lower voice and eyebrows) so, what makes you think YOU can?

Danny: (nervous) Uhhh…

Dark Danny: Like I said before, (starts fading) you're too weak to escape and you're too late to save them. (voice and body fades)

(Danny looks at where the Dark Danny hallucination stood and gets a pained look on his face. We cut to the trees nearby where we hear Katara's voice getting louder as she getting closer)

Katara: (voiceover) Danny!

(Katara pulls the foliage apart and looks around, with Tho and Due, resident swampbenders in hats and loincloths made out of leaves, directly behind her. She notices Danny in the distance and runs toward him. Danny is down on his knees, apparently stressed out)

Katara: Danny! (pauses) Danny? (Danny looks up at her)

(We transition several minutes later to a campfire deep in the swamp. Appa is off flying above the trees as Hue, another swampbender without a hat, handles food for Danny while everyone else eats)

Hue: I'm very sorry that happened to you, Danny. The Foggy Swamp can be a pretty scary place. (puts possum chicken on plate) Strange things have been known to happen here. But this (hands plate to Danny) possum chicken (Danny looks at plate strangely) should help you (Danny looks up) calm down. (Hue sits down; pauses, looks at Danny; gestures to plate) Well, go on. It won't bite.

Tho: (snarky) Yeah! Unless it's still alive.

(The 3 hillbillies laugh uproariously while Katara chuckles a little and munches on her possum chicken. Danny remains unfazed, however, and sets his plate on his lap)

Danny: I'm sorry. (points at Hue) Who are you again?

Hue: Name's Hue. I'm sorta the caretaker of this here place. (looks off to side, gestures with hand) I like bendin' the (lifts vine out of puddle) water in the vines and scarin' (lowers vine) folks. You know, (looks at Danny, smiles) for fun. (gets serious) But I'm also an advisor. (leans forward) Which is something I'm thinkin' (points at Danny) YOU need right now.

Danny: Yeah, like what do you mean strange things happen?

Katara: The Foggy Swamp's (Danny looks at her) a mystical place. Lots of spirit energy flowing around. (twirls fork by head) Can play tricks on the mind.

Hue: Though most people just have visions. People who've done lots in someone's life. Or will.

Katara: (Danny turns back to her) It's how Aang got Toph as his earthbending teacher.

(Danny looks at the ground, a little shocked as realized what that Dark Danny illusion was. Katara notices)

Danny: Then, (looks up) I had a vision.

Hue: (leans forward, intrigued) What'd you see?

Danny: (looks up at Katara) Do you remember how I was telling you about giving up my powers a while back?

Katara: (concerned) Yeah?

Danny: (looks away) I saw the guy I gave them to.

(Katara and the swampbenders react a little)

Danny: (defensive) There was this guy with him. He could do anything. They were gonna destroy everything if I didn't… (stops) All, but my world. (continues) And they used them to make a monster. And he's… he's… (saddened) it's my fault. It's all my fault.

Hue: Ya certain 'bout that?

Danny: (confused) Uh, yeah, I just told you.

Hue: What was goin' to happen if you din't do this?

Danny: (partially annoyed) I already told you: they were going to destroy every world, but mine.

Hue: And what's happened since then?

Danny: (slowly) Everythings getting destroyed.

Katara: (cautious) Not much of a difference.

Hue: There're times in life, (looks right at Danny) Danny, where ya just can't win. (smiles) Sometimes, yer helpless. Sometimes ya fail miserably. And there's nothin' ya can do about it.

Danny: (annoyed) This is supposed to make me feel better?!

Katara: I don't think (Danny looks at her) he's done yet.

Hue: But there's an old sayin' they have in the Earth Kingdom: "If at first you don succeed, try try again"!

Katara: (chipper) He's right! Even though you're a normal guy like my brother now, you've been willing to risk everything to make things right.

Hue: (slightly dramatic) Many things in this life are merely an illusion. And sometimes, failure is one of them.

Danny: (shocked) That's deep. (pauses, confident) I feel better now. Thanks. (takes bite of possum chicken, pauses) Mmm. (swallows) Tastes like hamburger.

Due: What's hamburger?

Danny: (looks at Due) You know, ground beef. Cattle? (pauses; Tho and Due look at him like he's crazy) Never mind.

(Everyone laughs. As Appa passes across the screen, we transition to Jimmy and Jimmy teams In their airships. We cut to General Fong, a man who served near the end of the hundred year war and tried to help Aang control his Avatar State. Fong's bearded face pops out from off-screen and gets close to the camera. Behind him is a crowd of men and women acting very erratically)

Fong: (excited) Avatar Aang! Welcome back! (holds out hand) It's a pleasure to have you here!

Aang: (shakes hand, uncomfortable) The pleasure is all mine, General Fong.

Fong: Oh, you're in for a real treat (gestures with hand, moves to side) tonight!

(As Fong moves out of the way, Jimmy, Aang, Toph, and the Fairly OddParents receive a shock: the entire room is one loud and rowdy bar. In fact, all sorts of Earth Kingdom men and women that Team Avatar met the year before are all mingling with each other as they drink non-alcoholic drinks, but still feel the same effects. The kids all look disgusted)

Fong: Since my retirement after the war, I've used what pull I have left to make my life-long dream come true: run a bar and inn. No longer do I fight just to keep people safe; now I fight to make sure they have a place they can relieve themselves.

Boulder: (off-screen) The Boulder (the kids and Fong look to their left) takes issue with your opinion and will issue proper judgment.

(The founder kicks his heel and earthbends a rock straight up to the chin of the man he's towering over, causing him to fly away and land right in front of Toph. Toph looks at the ground and then back up with a smile)

Toph: I don't know what all's going on, but I like it! (runs off)

Timmy: (perks up) Hey! Wait up! (runs off with Jimmy, Cosmo, and Wanda; Jimmy chuckles)

(Aang and Fong watch as the others head for the bar off-screen before turning back to each other)

Fong: As for (points behind them at Azula, still in chains) the princess, (Azula struggles to move between 2 guards) I've got some friends left with me who've been anxious to meet her.

Aang: (serious) Don't even think about it, General. Just keep her from escaping. She's needed in Omashu.

Fong: (taken aback) You don't trust us?

Aang: (getting irritated) After what you did to my girlfriend last year, no!

Fong: (defensive) Well, surely, you can understand my reasoning. We were trying to control your Avatar state. If putting Katara in harm's way was a step in the right direction, we had to take it. (Aang looks at him as if he's crazy; nervous) Uh, right. (tries to straighten up) Well, anyway, (gestures with arms) please enjoy yourself.

(Aang walks through the crowd and over to the bar, where he sits between Jimmy and Toph. Timmy is busy looking at a menu, confused. A waitress in a robe walks up to the counter, looking down at the children and fairies)

Waitress: What'll it be, children?

Timmy: I don't know; (cut to menu with slight Chinese lettering; off-screen, runs finger down list) I can't read the menu.

Jimmy: (gestures with hand) Let me see, Timmy. (Timmy holds the menu closer to him; reads characters) Hmm… a slight variation in Chinese lettering. (holds up watch, activates scanner) Perhaps my watch can translate.

(Jimmy's watch starts showing the best translation it can possibly create)

Timmy: (reads translation aloud) Earthbender mudslide, kale smoothie, kalenutsco, lychee nut (looks up from watch) ice smoothie?

Toph: (smooth) Just give us whatever's popular.

Aang: Me, too.

Jimmy: Me 3.

Timmy: (holds up menu) Same here.

Wanda: Oh, (thanks menu from Timmy's hand) no, you don't, Timmy!

Timmy: (upset) Hey!

Wanda: (stern) No heys, sport. You told us we were family. And a family looks out for each other.

Cosmo: (frowns) Yeah! They're probably filled with nutrients and all sorts of good stuff. (smiles, raises wand) Unlike this chocolate malt that I'm about to poof up for you. (Wanda snatches his wand away; upset, follows Wanda deep into bar) Hey! That's my wand!

(Everyone laughs)

Bartender: (face remains unseen) Here you are, children.

Aang: (reaches for glass) Thanks.

Toph: (sudden) Hey! (raises nose, sniffs air) I smell something.

Timmy: (looks around Jimmy at Toph) Sorry. (Jimmy looks at him) We haven't brushed our teeth in weeks.

Toph: (shakes head, holds up hand) No, I mean, (lowers hand; Aang smells the air) smells familiar.

Aang: Hey, I smell it too. (looks down at drink) It's this drink.

Jimmy: (opens watch, scans drink; looks over data) Contains iron, magnesium, sodium bicarbonate,... and mescaline! A very powerful hallucinogen!

Aang: Hallucinogen?! As in hallucinate?

Toph: Then, this is cactus juice!

Fong: (off-screen, excited) Well, of course it is! (everyone looks toward him) I've been sending troops out to the Si Wong Desert for months now to harvest water from the cacti.

Aang: But the Earth King made it illegal throughout the entire kingdom!

Fong: (gesturing with arm) Well, no one else seems to mind.

(Everyone turns around and realizes the reason for the chaos; Aang and the other 3 turn back to look at Fong. Aang stands up)

Aang: The ends don't justify the means, general. (points end of staff at Fong) I'm gonna have to take you into custody.

(Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda float up next to Timmy)

Wanda: (looking behind at Cosmo) Alright, Cosmo. We'll test Timmy's drink and see if it's safe first.

(Cosmo and her look down at the counter at the glass of cactus juice by Timmy. Timmy is too busy looking at Aang talking to Fong about how he had no right to break the law to notice until she lifts the glass to her lips. He looks at her and panics!)

Timmy: (reaches with hands, dramatic) Wanda! No!

(Wanda guzzles the cactus juice in one swift motion, draining a quarter of the glass. We get close-up of his left eye as her pupil dilates rapidly. Her whole body starts to tremble. She grins from ear to ear as she starts losing her grip on reality and raises her wand. She disappears in a golden cloud of smoke with the words "Uh-oh" in front and reappears in another golden cloud in a magician's outfit, with pink sequins, a top hat, and everything. All the bar patrons stare at her in confusion and bewilderment)

Wanda: (dramatic, gestures with arms) Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for (conjures neon sign with blinking lights that say "The Amazing Wandini") "the Amazing Wandini"!

Boulder: (unimpressed) The name sounds very unoriginal.

Wanda: (points wand at Boulder) Looking at you big boy. (pulls hat off) And now (rolls hat down arm) for my first trick: (catches hat in hand) pulling a rabbit out of my hat.

(Wanda holds up her wand, it glowing over the brim. She wiggles it around as everyone, particularly her teammates, stares intently. A small white rabbit pops out, astonishing everyone, and troubling Jimmy and Timmy)

Cosmo: (frustrated) Hey! (puts hands on hips) How come she can use magic and I can't? (calms down immediately) Wow, yelling angrily sure's (turns around) thirsty (picks up Timmy's glass of cactus juice) work.

Jimmy, Timmy, Aang, and Toph: (petrified) NOOOOOOOO!

Cosmo: (guzzles rest of cactus juice; looks at glass, confused) I don't get it. What's the big deal?.

(Cosmo vanishes in a cloud of gold smoke. We cut in front of Wanda, who, in her confused state, has locked Cosmo in a box to be sawed in half. Cosmo looks at her, concerned)

Cosmo: Wanda, you know what you're doing?

Wanda: Nope! (crazed; raises arms, conjures running chainsaw) Hold still!

(Cosmo grits his teeth in worry. Meanwhile, in the balcony up above, we see Azula battling her way through the remains of Fong's army. Still stuck in Cosmo and Wanda's handcuffs, she's seen kicking his men left and right and twisting one around. She prepares to make a run for it when, as she leans on the door frame, she notices Wanda performing tricks with her magic wand. Wanda waves her wand around Cosmo's head [his body is still in one piece] and conjures flowers in his left ear, astonishing everyone. Azula looks wild-eyed, but then regains some composure as she smiles)

Azula: That… (grins sinisterly) power… (looks back and forth, backs into dark room cautiously, snickers)

(We cut to the next morning, where Aang and Timmy's airship is about to fly over the Kolau Mountain Range, home to the legendary "Cave of the 2 Lovers". A text reading "The Next Morning" crawls on the bottom of the screen as the French Narrator reads it)

French Narrator: The Next Morning…

(We cut to Cosmo, floating on the other side of an open door to Wanda, with Azula inside. Cosmo is drinking a bottle of soda and burps loudly)

Cosmo: Whe-hew! (smiles, looks at soda) That's really good soda!

Azula: (off-screen) Excuse me? (Cosmo perks up) Green one?

Cosmo: (pokes head in doorway, frowning face) Yeah, what do you want, Adriana?

Azula: (annoyed) Azula.

Cosmo: Whatever.

Azula: (friendly voice) I'm parched. Could I get one of those sodas?

Cosmo: (conjures sodas next to head without moving anything, but eyes) Original or diet?

(Azula smiles slyly. We cut to Timmy and Aang walking down a corridor together, with Momo on his shoulder, having left the ship on a primitive auto-pilot, steering straight toward the mountains)

Aang: So, you're an old man in a kid's body, too?

Timmy: (smiles) Yep. 63 next March. (frowns, looks away) A lot of people still hate me for that secret wish, but I didn't make it because I was afraid of growing up. I just wanted more time with Cosmo and Wanda. (looks back at Aang) I would've unwished it if I hadn't lost track of time.

Aang: (calm) We all make mistakes, Timmy. (looks away also) I have this power, the "Avatar State". If I had learned to control it sooner, I could've ended the war earlier.

Timmy: Why didn't you?

Aang: (somber) To do it, I had to learn to let go of someone I loved.

Timmy: I know what you mean. (pulls out restraining order papers with Trixie Tang's name on it) There used to be this girl in my dimension I could never get over either.

Aang: (smiles) But it's all in the past. Sometimes we do our best work after the fact.

Timmy: (smiles) Guess you're right.

(Suddenly, a poofing sound rings though the corridor and Azula runs around the corner, laughing maniacally, holding Cosmo and Wanda's wands. She runs toward Aang and Timmy, causing Momo to chitter loudly, and jumps over them before poofing away in a faint orangish cloud with the word "Poof" in front. Aang and Timmy look frightened as Cosmo and Wanda fly quickly to them from around the corner)

Wanda: Timmy!

Aang: Please tell me I didn't see what I think I did!

Cosmo: (smiles) Okay. You didn't see the crazy princess run away with both our magic wands after tricking us into getting too close to her. (everyone looks angrily at him; looks at group, confused) What?

(We cut to the airship control room, where Azula poofs in and stops in the middle. She grins with the widest eyed expression on her face. Her face suddenly becomes downcast when she hears footsteps on the steel floor behind her. She turns around quickly with Cosmo and Wanda's wands at the ready to find Aang, pointing his staff at her, with the Fairly OddParents right behind him)

Aang: (Momo growls) Give us back the wands, Azula, and I promise I'll go easy on you.

Azula: (angry) Like lemur dung you will!

Wanda: Okay, now, that's just unladylike.

(Azula starts blasting away with the wands at Aang and the Fairly OddParents. Aang manages to redirect the first blast away with his airbending, which hits the window and turns it into butterflies. He deflects the second one, but it hits Timmy, turning his hat blue and shirt red, akin to his very original design from 1997. Timmy smiles, on account he's not wearing pink any more)

Timmy: (looks at shirt) My (looks up at hat) clothes!

(Azula sends another blast right at Aang's staff while he's not looking and it explodes/transforms into confetti and ribbons, leaving Aang distraught)

Aang: My staff!

(Azula tries blasting them again, so Aang uses metalbending to pull the metal off the floor and shield him and Timmy. The blast hits the metal and bounces around the room until it knocks off the ship's steering wheel)

Wanda: (frightened) The wheel!

(The airship starts hurtling toward the bottom halves of the mountains. As everyone panics a little bit, Azula tries one last time to hit the heroes. Cosmo pulls Wanda's mirror out of her pocket and deflects it. It bounces around like last time until it hits Cosmo and Wanda, causing them both to vanish in a bright light)

Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda!

(We cut inside a green glowing room, where Cosmo and Wanda reappear in another bright light. Cosmo lands on Wanda and his hands are covering her eyes)

Cosmo: Where are we?

Wanda: (angry) Get your hands off my eyes and maybe I'll tell you!

Cosmo: (sincere) Oh, sorry, dear!

(Cosmo moves his hands off Wanda's eyes, which both are glaring. Then, there's a crunching sound as Cosmo accidentally crushes Wanda's hand. Wanda yelps, closing her eyes for a moment, before opening them and glaring up at his)

Wanda: (floats up, turns around) Why do you always have to be such a clutz?!

Cosmo: (confused, irritated) Why do you always have to be such a nag?

Wanda: (angry) I've been through a lot in the past few days. (pulls Cosmo close, opens head) Now, hold still!

(Wanda pulls out a flashlight and shines it all around, causing the green glow to vanish. Cosmo shuts his head as she turns around, still scowling, and points the light at 2 graves)

Cosmo: (gasps, gapes) Hey! Treasure chests! (speeds toward caskets)

Wanda: (grabs Cosmo's wings, not scowling) Cosmo, those aren't chests. They're caskets. Dead people.

Cosmo: (pupils dilate) Dead people?! (turns around, runs in air without moving) Let me out of here!

Wanda: (grabs Cosmo's wings with other hand) Wait a minute, Cosmo! (points/gestures with flashlight off-screen) Look at these pictures.

(We cut to a shot of a series of carved pictures in the stone underneath the caskets, detailing the story of the 2 lovers, Oma and Shu, whom the city of Omashu were named after. Cosmo floats close to the pictures)

Cosmo: Are there cavemen living here?

Wanda: I don't think so. They seem to tell a story. (shines light on picture of man and woman meeting on mountain top; excited) These 2 were husband and wife!

Cosmo: (smiles, halfway registering) Just like us!

Wanda: (shines light on picture of fighting families) But their families didn't like each other, (shines light on picture of man and woman earthbending) so, they had to (shines light on picture of man and woman kissing in tunnels) keep it a secret.

Cosmo: That's also just like us

Wanda: (shines light on picture of woman crying over grave; grim) The husband died. (shines light on picture of Omashu; perks up a little) And she built that city on the other side of the mountains for him.

Cosmo: (stops smiling) That's not like us.

Wanda: (moves away from pictures) Wow. (looks at Cosmo) Can you imagine how much you need to love someone to do something like that?

Cosmo: (chuckles nervously) Yeah! Like build an entire city?! That's ridiculous! I'd never do something that drastic, whatever that means!

Wanda: (chuckles nervously) Yeah, me neither!

(Cosmo and Wanda laugh as if they're trying to hide something. They stop, though, realizing they can no longer avoid the real problem. Both start looking ashamed)

Wanda: (avoids eye contact) Cosmo, I'm sorry.

Cosmo: (looks at Wanda, confused) For what?

Wanda: (looks at Cosmo) For being such a nag! All this time, I thought I was looking out for you and the boys, but I was really just trying to look good in front of everyone because you're all idiots. (shamed ) If I'd been more carefree like you, maybe we would've had more fun all these years.

Cosmo: (taken back) Wanda, how can you say that? (raises wand) You've heard of (conjures miniature image of comedian Joby Sadd, the Village Idiot) village idiots, right? (images disappears) Well, I'm a universal idiot! You were so popular in high school. You could have married anyone. (turns around, pouty) Even Quandissimo.

Wanda: My ex-boyfriend? (smiles, gestures with hands) Oh, he's nicer now, but back then, he was a real jerk.

Cosmo: (turned around, confused) He was?

Wanda: Every guy I ever dated me for my hair or my connections in Fairy World.

Cosmo: (confused) They did?

Wanda: But you're not like that. (looks lovingly at Cosmo) You're the only one who's ever loved me for who I am.

Cosmo: (confused) I am?

Wanda: (flies close to Cosmo) And (twirls Cosmo's tie with finger) I love you for that.

Cosmo: (smiles, looks away) Wow! I'm legit! (Wanda looks at him confused; looks at Wanda) I heard some kids in an alley say that once.

Wanda: (floats back, holds Cosmo's hands) Cosmo, can you ever forgive me for all the times I wanted to go back to Quandissimo?

Cosmo: Only if you forgive me for wanting to date your Fairywood sister, Blonda, the Tooth Fairy, and the alien princess, Mandie.

Wanda: It's a deal!

(The 2 fairies share a kiss as Wanda drops the flashlight, having finally resolved their marriage after 50 years and returned to their original pilot episode state. As they continue to make out in the green glow of the room, we hear Timmy and Aang walking around)

Aang: (off-screen) I think they're in here.

(Timmy and Aang walk into the room and look down at Cosmo and Wanda kissing. Aang blushes and smiles awkwardly)

Timmy: (in a humorous manner) Did we walk in on something?

(Cosmo and Wanda snap into attention and move away from each other, embarrassed. Wanda tries to avoid eye contact and whistles while Cosmo holds his arm behind him and blushes)

Cosmo: No! W-what would give you that completely correct idea?!

(We transition to Ba Sing Sae, capital of the Earth Kingdom. The city is surrounded by 2 walls that go around the entire village, and the rest is a bustling metropolis. A tower of tanks leftover from the 100-year war is standing in the middle of a road, where kids use it in a volleyball-like game. We cut outside the Jasmine Dragon, a tea shop owned by Ozai's older brother, Iroh who abdicated from the throne long ago. Jimmy and Toph stand right outside the front door, where Jimmy knocks it with his hand. He turns to Toph)

Jimmy: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Toph: He's Ozai's brother. If anyone knows whether we can beat him or not, it's him.

(The door to the shop opens, and out steps a bald man in a green robe with a long gray beard, split in 3's. He looks at Jimmy with a confused look on his face and Jimmy does the same to him)

Jimmy: General Iroh?

Iroh: (steps over threshold) Who wants to know?

Toph: Hello, (Iroh looks at her) granddude.

Iroh: (smiles) Toph Beifong. (holds out arms, hugs her) It's really good to see you.

Toph: (slyly) I wish I could say the same.

Iroh: (chuckles, moves back) Still with the blind jokes, I see. (looks at Jimmy) And a new friend, too. I only wish I could grow my hair as (Jimmy looks up at hair) well as you.

Jimmy: (shakes head) Listen, general-

Iroh: (raises finger) FORMER general. I'm retired now.

Jimmy: Semantics. (inches forward) We need to talk.

(Iroh stares at Jimmy for a moment while Toph stares up where she thinks his face should be. We cut to him pouring a pot of steaming tea into a cup. He puts the pot down and prepares to grab a tray with 2 cups on)

Iroh: Do you drink tea, Mr. Neutron?

Jimmy: I'm more (Iroh turns around and heads to his and Toph's table) of a Purple Flurp man myself.

Iroh: Whatever that is. (set tray down, picks up one of the cups) I've been aware of (carries cup around table) this multiverse for some time, (Toph perks up; sets cup down between Jimmy and Toph) but I didn't (pulls out chair between them) think I'd (sits down) live to see it return.

Toph: Wait a minute! (leans forward, slams hands on table) You've known about this this whole time?!

Iroh: Of course. I'm enlightened.

(Iroh looks at his tea cup as a flashback flash back it tinted light brown and shows Iroh in travelers garb gaping in awe as he approaches something in the Si Wong Desert)

Iroh: (voiceover) In my journey to achieve such a state, (cut to shot of an ancient library) I stumbled upon an ancient library in the Si Wong Desert. (cut to iroh talking to a giant black owl named Wan Shi Tong) After gaining the guardian spirit's trust, I found myself (cut to Iroh sitting in a hallway, reading a large pile of scrolls) reading ancient manuscripts. (cut to picture of men walking out of flying saucers from Earth 27, the world of Star Trek's antimatter universe, greeting men and women from Earth 34) Detailed encounters with humans. A society never seen before-

Toph: (flashback abruptly ends, cut back to present) Okay, we get it! Something happened a long time ago. Can we get back to the important stuff here?

Jimmy: She's right, sir. (Iroh looks at him) You suppose the soldiery of this megalopolis might hold up against your maniacal sibling?

Toph: (confused) Say what now?

Iroh: (smiles) That's quite a complex vocabulary you've got there. (sips tea; grim) No, I don't think so. If he had simply reclaimed his firebending, there may have been a chance. But if he is as powerful as you say, I doubt whether the most skilled avatar could've stopped him.

Toph: Then, what're we supposed to do?

Iroh: (pauses; sets cup down, serious look on face) I will fight him.

Jimmy: (confused) But you said-

Iroh: I didn't say I'd win. But if I keep Ozai busy, perhaps you 2 can help the citizens of this city escape.

Jimmy: (taken aback) You mean… (pauses) evacuate?!

Toph: (slightly annoyed tone) Is that really the best we can do?

Iron: Until we find a time to meet with the others, it'll have to do. (stands up) We must speak with the Earth King immediately.

(We cut to the middle of the night in a polar region, where we see Danny fall out of the sky, screaming. He lands in a room up toward the top of the palace, with Katara and Chief Arnook, ruler of the Northern Water Tribe. We cut to another visual where we watch Ozai floating over the tribe, battling their battalions, with most of them having fallen. One troop on the left shoots water at him, but he uses the cufflinks to redirect further left. Another troop shoots water at him, too, but it appears to just absorb into the palm of Ozai's hand, transforming into light in the process. A third also tires, but he stops it in the air, turning it into fireflies. Danny looks up from the floor at Katara and Arnook, aggravated)

Danny: I thought you said this was going to be easy.

Arnook: In our defense, we've never dealt with this kind of power before.

(Ozai looks down at the troops; they've all fallen. He begins to float toward the center of the North Pole)

Ozai: (unimpressed) Pathetic.

(Danny stands up as Katara and Arnook look out the window at Ozai, worried)

Katara: He's heading toward the Spirit Oasis!

Danny: (confused, rubs head from pain) Oasis?

Arnook: Where the ocean and moon spirits live!

Katara: If he kills either one of them, (looks at Arnook; Arnook looks at Danny) we'll lose our ability to waterbend! (Danny raises his eyebrows)

Danny: (glares) Not if (walks toward table on right side of room) I can help it.

(Danny quickly rummages in his backpack and pulls out one of his dad's inventions, a crescent-shaped, compact ray-gun/armor suit called the Fenton Peeler. We cut within the Spirit Oasis, a pond on an island under a small, wooden arch. The walls surrounding the area suddenly explodes, sending debris everywhere. Ozai emerges from the dust cloud, floating with the cuff links, over to the pond. He looks down at the pond at 2 koi fish, circling each other. One is white with 2 black spots, the other is the opposite, but they form a ying-yang symbol together)

Ozai: Tui and La… the ocean and moon… centuries ago, you gave up your spirithood and have patiently waited for the day of your passing. (charges right cufflink, right hand glows orange) The wait is over.

Danny: (off-screen) Hey, Barbie doll! There's this thing (Ozai looks behind himself) called a barber. (cut to Danny holding Fenton Peeler) You might want to try it.

Ozai: (turns around all the way) Is that supposed to be a joke, dear boy?

Danny: It's a quip. Part of my job description. (holds up Fenton Peeler) And so is this.

(Danny presses a button on the Fenton Peeler. Metal starts streaming out of the ray gun, encasing Danny in a suit of armor. Ozai, not impressed, walks toward Danny, gritting his teeth, but Danny blasts him with the peeler's ray. Ozai screams as his pants are torn apart revealing a form of Japanese sumo-like underwear)

Danny: (grossed out) Ew. Maybe I went a little too far.

Ozai: (stumbles back into stance, growls) I'll show you too far!

(Ozai raises his hand, which glows orange again, but as he begins thrusting his hand forward, a stream of water rushes from behind, and engulfs his hand, pulling it back, catching him by surprise, and leading him to power down. He looks behind him and sees Katara, who tugs on the stream as if it were a rope)

Ozai: You! (pulls and snaps stream, knocks Katara down)

Katara: (aggravated) You're done (stands up) terrorizing the world, fired lord. (takes fighting stance) Give up the cufflinks.

Ozai: (laughs) I sank an entire island full of women (Katara's eyes widen) this morning looking for (Danny's eyes widen next) your boyfriend. One doesn't stand a chance.

(Katara makes one swift motion with her hand and, in a fit of rage, flings water from her pouch in a ring motion and smacks Ozai off his feet. He flies through the air as Danny runs underneath him and blasts him into the air. Ozai regains control of himself with the cufflinks, twirls in the air, and hits Danny in the back, sending him flying away into the wall. Katara uses the stream to try and tie him up, turning the water to ice, but he just breaks it with his arms into smithereens. He levitates the shards of ice and thrusts them toward Katara, but she uses her waterbending to spin them around herself and back toward Ozai. Ozai uses his bracelets to deflect and further shatter them. Suddenly, Danny busts in and punches him in the face, knocking him backwards a little. He fires off 2 blasts, but Ozai uses the cufflinks to absorb the energy one at a time and deflect it back all at once, knocking Danny on his back. Ozai thrusts his arm up and tears the ground Danny is lying on up from the rest. He throws it skyward, causing Danny to scream, while Katara whips him with water a couple times. Ozai yells as the cufflinks grow brighter than ever [due to his anger] and a huge round, metal wrap with a lock appears on Katara's body, binding her. She struggles to get free. Meanwhile, Danny worries from above)

Danny: Oh, come on. (boots clang off-screen) I know my dad put (transition to shot of boots) rockets in this thing recently.

(Suddenly, 2 rockets form out of the metal on his ankles and start blasting)

Danny: (excited) Ah-ha! That did it! (turns around)

(As Ozai steps closer to Katara, Danny flies into his side and knocks him down. Danny makes the stereotypical superhero landing pose on his knee. He runs toward Ozai as he's standing up, weakened, and blasts him at close range in the back, knocking him down again. Ozao growls a little as Danny stands triumphant over him)

Ozai: Poor form, child.

Danny: Unless you're trying to end a fight.

Ozai: Then, we agree on something.

(Suddenly, he uses the cufflinks to create a huge burst and blasts Danny out of the way. Danny lands against the rubble where the door is supposed to be as Ozai yells and runs up to him, cufflinks glowing extremely brightly. He starts clawing at the Fenton Peeler, tearing it apart and frightening Danny to the point of shrieking. Moments later, we see Ozai pick Danny up by his shirt, the chestplate of the Fenton Peeler's armor split in half and the helmet gone. Ozai raises his hand as it begins to glow orange again when another portal to the Spirit World opens. Ozai takes one look at the portal and back at Danny. Danny grits his teeth in fear as Ozai throws him in like Zuko. The gateway closes as Katara, wiggling her hands at her waist, bends water into a stream and uses the end to pick the lock. The metal wrap opens up and she's set free. Ozai, frustrated, starts running toward Katara as she readies herself again with a ring of water running circles around her body in the air, when Azula appears in a gray-blue cloud with the word "Trouble" in front, right in front of her father. She looks at him with a crazy, huge grin on her face and Cosmo and Wanda's wands in her hands. Ozai is forced to stop in his tracks while Katara relaxes her stance in the background)

Ozai: (confused) Azula?

Azula: (excited) Father! I finally found you!

Ozai: (smiles, quickly) I'm pleased to see you as well. Now, if you'll excuse me… (tries walking around Azula)

Azula: (steps back in front of Ozai) I have (raises wands) new powers, same as you. (cut to Katara dropping ring and sneaking off; off-screen) We're equals now!

Ozai: (cut back to him; frowns, annoyed) Impressive. Stand (try walking around) aside.

Azula: (steps back in front) But don't you want a demonstration?! I could take out the (points with wands) koi fish if you wish!

Ozai: (furious) Azula! Stand down!

(Ozai pushes Azula away only to find that Katara is no longer where she was before. He hears growling and turns toward the rubble, expecting to see Katara, only to see her and Appa fly away at incredible speed. Rather than trying to knock them out of the sky, Ozai is too distracted by the fact that his own daughter is responsible for this and turns to her looking angry)

Ozai: You let her get (blasts lightning from hand) away! (Azula jumps out of the way; continues firing) just like your brother! (Azula is on her knees; charges body) Now, not only have I lost control of the tribe, but she'll no doubt warn her partner and he'll be ready for me when I come!

Azula: (petrified, begging) Father, the tribe is yours! (Ozai powers down and listens) You can't treat me like Zuko! Perfection is the most difficult trait to achieve and the easiest to lose. (cries) Please have mercy!

Ozai: (pauses; smiles) Very well. You've made a good point, so I will refrain from wasting energy on the koi fish. (frowns) Still, your punishment must be steep.

(Ozai uses the cuff links and telekinetically picks up Azula in a blue aura. Suddenly, she screams as she's enveloped in a blinding white flash. The flash dissipates and her clothes drop to the ground along with a few black feathers. We cut to a very wet, brown and green, swamp-like area. Danny is on the ground, writhing in pain. He grits his teeth as someone off-screen is tying scarlet fabric around his right wrist)

Voice: (off-screen) Relax. You're injured. (cut to shot of Zuko) I've had experience with wounds like these.

(Danny leans forward and looks away from Zuko at the remains of the Fenton Peeler)

Danny: (worried) Aw, man. (moves closer to Fenton Peeler, touches chestplate remains) My dad's gonna have cattle when he hears about this.

Zuko: My names Zu-

Danny: (slightly frustrated/annoyed) Zuko. I know who you are.

Zuko: (confused) You do?

Danny: The scar. (Zuko looks at him unconvinced) Your friends won't stop talking about how great you are.

Zuko: (nods, smiling) I see. (stops smiling) I assume my father sent you here?

Danny: (nods) We've been trying to find him for days. He has these… "magic" cufflinks and we need to get them back.

Zuko: Is that what those are?

Danny: (looks around) What is this place?

Zuko: (stands up with Danny) The Spirit World. Flip side to the mortal world. (shrugs) Kind of a home for monsters among other things.

Danny: (annoyed) Just what I need: another Ghost Zone. (smiles) But if it's anything like mine, there're probably dozens of ways to get out.

Voice: (off-screen) Can you keep it down?!

(Danny and Zuko look in the direction of the voice and see a baboon spirit. He's always meditating and quite easily irritated by the slightest of things)

Baboon spirit: I'm trying to concentrate!

Danny: (gestures with hand to Zuko) I'll handle this. (looks at baboon spirit) Excuse me! (Baboon Spirit meditates more loudly) We're trapped here! Can you help us?!

Voice: (off-screen) You won't get much out of him. (Danny looks to the side; cut to previous Avatar, Roku) He's not exactly the talkative type.

Danny: What the-

Zuko: (walks in front of Danny) Great-grandfather Roku! Aang's predecessor.

Danny: (confused) But Katara told me when an avatar dies, his spirit reincarnates.

Roku: (calm) True, but a part of us always remains here in the Spirit World. Our knowledge, our experience, is transferred here upon death.

Danny: So, you're-his-consciousness?

Roku: Or whatever other term you wish to use. (looks at Zuko) I'm pleased that the new Fire Lord is a good man. It's been awhile since there's been one on the throne.

Zuko: (smiles, tears up) And I'm pleased to hear that. (stops smiling, serious) But now we need your help. Is there any other way out of the Spirit World?

Roku: You of all people should know, Zuko, Every Summer and Winter Solstice, the earth drifts closer to the Spirit World than ever before. The barriers become almost nonexistent. Portals open erratically all over the place.

Danny: (steps next to Zuko, excited) I knew it! Do you have a map that can tell us when and where to go?

Roku: No one's ever been able to map out the Spirit World.

Danny: (looks down, disappointed) No second Infi-Map. (Zuko looks at him) Great.

Roku: But there are (Danny and Zuko look at him) a few that open on a schedule. Follow me to Mt. Lozalava and the gateway there will return you to the island where I once lived.

Zuko: Thank you, Roku.

(Danny and Zuko follow Roku's "spirit" closely into the bog. We move back to Ba Sing Sae, where its citizens are in a panic, rushing all around the inner wall. We cut to the monorail station, where hundreds of people with all sorts of luggage are being ushered onto the trains by Jimmy, Toph, and the glasses-wearing Earth King, next to his pet bear, Bosco)

Earth King: (yells over noise) Come on! Hurry!

Jimmy: (moves next to Earth King, yells over noise) Yeah! Who do you think you are?! William Zippy?!

Earth King: (confused, looks at Jimmy) Who's (Jimmy looks at him) William Zippy?

Jimmy: Winner of the '88 Olympic slow-mo race.

(We cut to high above the city. Azula, who's been turned into a toucan puffin, flying and screeching overhead, while Ozai's head pops in the bottom of the screen. Before we his body, we cut to Iroh, in front of the Jasmine Dragon, looking up at his brother)

Iroh: (shouts) OZ-AI!

Ozai: (looks down) Iroh.

(Ozai begins descending toward Iroh and moves his hand in the air with his cufflinks glowing brighter. Iroh is enveloped in a bluish-whitish light and trapped in a glass apparatus, with his arm and legs held in place and spikes surrounding his throat and head. Ozai lands on the ground in front, but we don't see his body. However, Azula does land on his shoulder)

Ozai: So, the rumors are true: the "Dragon of the West" did hold himself up in the Earth Kingdom. (steps forward, reveals dark red shoulder pad) And at the sight of your greatest failure, no less

Iroh: (smiles) You have me confused with someone else. I'm a changed man now. (looks oddly at Ozai's body) And apparently, so are you.

(We cut to a shot Ozai's body; apparently, because Danny destroyed his clothes, he's had to put on Azula's instead. They're ill-fitting to his body, so his stomach is showing. Also, he has his pants held up by a knot, which Cosmo in one there's ones are both hanging through the middle of. He looks a little embarrassed)

Ozai: (angry) Do not try to change the subject. (points accusingly) You laid siege to this city for 600 days. (dramatic, gestures with hands) You were the first to break through the outer wall. (puts hand down) Yet the moment your son died on the frontlines, you signaled retreat. Had I been in your shoes, I would have ignored such inconveniences and left this city in ashes.

Iroh: (scowls) You know full well I've always considered family more important than duty.

Ozai: Something I always considered a weakness in you.

Iroh: Is that why you burned Zuko in that Agni Kai?

Ozai: (grits teeth, getting irritated) It was to teach him respect.

Iroh: (voice rising) He is your son!

Ozai: (screams) That is a matter of opinion now! (pauses; lowers voice) Why do I bother? We may be flesh and blood, but we couldn't be more different now if we tried.

Iroh: (calmer) I agree. There is only one way to settle this now. (tension rising) I challenge you, brother: Agni Kai!

Ozai: (taken aback; grins, slowly) Oh-yes… (waves hand, glass apparatus) I've (Azula flies away) waited years for this.

(Ozai and Iroh run and leap toward each other as if they intend to kick themselves in the stomachs or elsewhere. Fire surrounds their feet as they collide and create something akin to a sonic boom, blasting them each backwards. We cut to Toph, who turns around from the back a train car and perks up)

Toph: I just heard a very loud boom.

Earth King: (looks off in distance) Iroh must be fighting his brother now.

Jimmy: (aims watch at train car) Then, we need to accelerate the process.

(Jimmy shoots a rectangular projectile at the back of the train car. It sticks to it and unfolds, revealing 2 rocket boosters and a timer counting down from 5. As it reaches 0, it blasts off and propels the train toward the outer wall. Toph looks confused as to what's happened exactly because she can't see, but the Earth King looks intrigued)

Earth King: Oh.

(Suddenly, a ringtone that sounds like the Teen Titans 2003 communicators goes off. Jimmy pulls out his Neutron Recaller and responds)

Jimmy: Go for Neutron.

Timmy: (voiceover) Neutron, it's me, Timmy.

Jimmy: (steps away, serious) Have you found that Zuko guy yet?

(We cut back to Ozai and Iroh falling through the sky fighting. Ozai tries a left hook with fire as well as an uppercut and a foot sweep also, but none are effective. Iroh, on the other hand, knocks Ozai back with a blast of fire from both the palms of his hands. Ozai plummets toward the monorail station, only to save himself at the last minute with the cufflinks and hovering himself to safety. He breathes a sigh of relief before overhearing Jimmy's conversation)

Aang: (voiceover) …Eastern (Ozai perks up) Air Temple. (Ozai looks around the pillar at Jimmy) It's the only way I can fight him without anyone getting hurt.

Jimmy: That's a good idea, Aang. Then, we'll just…

(The Recaller is surrounded in a sphere of bluish energy and floats out of Jimmy's hand, startling him, Toph, and the Earth King. It floats toward the pillar where Ozai is standing, glaring and grinning)

Wanda: (voiceover) Jimmy?! Jimmy?!

(Ozai crushes the Recaller with the cufflinks)

Ozai: What is it I'm supposed to say? ("surprised" look) "I've been had"?

Iroh: (off-screen) Noooooo!

(We cut to Iroh, who has summoned all his strength and kept off a nearby roof. He's using his firebending to fly toward the monorail station and "breathing fire", but Ozai simply snaps his fingers and erects a wall of glass with the cufflinks. Iroh's fire blasts all over it to no effect and he himself hits the glass, making a goofy face in the process. He slides down goofily, too. Suddenly, we hear Appa's growl off-screen. Everyone looks up and sees Katara and Appa flying over Ba Sing Same. Katar holds on tight to the reins while Appa flings his tail and blasts Ozai far down the monorail via airbending. He also knocks Toph and Jimmy off their feet while Iroh and the Earth King stumble backwards. Also, the glass wall shatters. Ozai stands up again and sees Apps has landed, and Jimmy, Katara, Toph, and Iroh running after him on the track. Katara readies her water while Jimmy arms and fires the laser on his watch. Ozai raises his wrist and deflects it with his bracelet, sending it impacting on the track. He lowers his hand and watches them defiantly)

Ozai: (calmly) Once the Avatar is gone, (Azula lands on his shoulder) none of this will matter anymore.

(Ozai and Azula vanish in a bright light. We transition to a circular, stone platform surrounded by foliage everywhere. A silhouette with long hair is in the distance next to a round stone at knee-height. Ozai and Azula reappear in another bright light. Ozai hovers for a bit before he hears a female voice)

Silhouette: (steps into moonlight, face turned away from camera) Hello, dear. How long has it been? 4? 5 years?

Ozai: 6, but who's counting? (turns around) What are you doing here, Ursa?

(We cut to Ursa, a pretty woman with a tired face and a few wrinkles)

Ursa: These days, (looks at headstone on right side) not much. You tend to have too much time on your hands (looks back at Ozai) when you're the banished wife of the former Fire Lord.

Ozai: (smiles) No need to get personal. We both agreed you'd be banished to prevent scandal. After all, you were the one who took out my father.

Ursa: (puts hand on head, regretful) What I did was only to protect Zuko.

Ozai: And doing so secured me the throne to the Fire Nation.

Ursa: (smiles) I hear our boy is calling the shots now.

Ozai: (raises hand, looks at it) That will no longer be a problem once (cufflinks glows, charges hand) the Avatar is gone. (hand stops charging. looks at Ursa) So, (puts hand down) where is he?

Timmy: (shouts) NOW!

(Up in one of the trees, a smiling Wanda, with Cosmo lovingly hugging her from behind, raises a huge knife over a taut vine and knocks him away. As he yelps, she looks behind, concerned, but turns back to the vine and cuts it down before turning back to check on him. Suddenly, a huge log starts swinging on another vine and hurtling downward fast. Ozai uses the cufflinks and vanishes while Azula flies away quickly. The log swings past where he was and he reappears, only for the log to swing back and hit him. He falls down the path and lands standing on a large boulder-shaped remain from the temple and starts running backward as it moves forward, struggling to register and maintain balance. The boulder clips a brick in the ground and sends him flying onto a square stone on a spring. As Ozai presses the stone down with his body, a pair of scissors is pressed down by it. They cut another vine as part of a pulley and it drops a net with stones attached to weigh it down on top of him. Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda, the latter 2 holding hands, look over their trap which appears to have been a success)

Timmy: See? I told you a video game trap would work.

(Ozai uses the cufflinks and teleports out of the net, looking at the Fairly OddParents quite angrily)

Wanda: And I told you it wouldn't.

Timmy: Riiiight…

Ozai: (raises hand, cufflink glows) Be gone

(The Fairly OddParents transform into spiderflies)

Cosmo: (scowls) Aw, man! This reallybugsme.

(Azula chases the Fairly OddParents around intending to eat them. As they fly away screaming, a huge gust of wind blows Ozai away. He sits up and sees Aang standing off a little in the distance)

Ozai: (smiles) Ah. I've been searching for you.

Aang: You don't know what you're dealing with, Ozai. Give me the cufflinks.(Ozai uses the cufflinks and "waves" Aang away, closer to a statue of Avatar Yangchen with fountain; scowls) Okay…

(Aang backflips and stands up. He uses his waterbending to summon 2 streams of water from the fountain and push them toward Ozai. Ozai gets knocked backwards, and then a pillar shoots out of the floor, sending him flying in Aang's direction, followed by another pillar that sends him back. Ozai uses the cufflinks to regain control and tries folding the stone floor behind and trapping Aang in it. Aang, using his quick reflexes, leaps out of harm's way. Ozai charges his body and shoots lightning at Aang, but he catches it in his arms and holds them to his chest. He thrusts his hands with fingers pointed at the ground. Ozai looks frustrated)

Ozai: Curse my brother!

(Ozai flies toward Yangchen's statue while Aang uses his air-scooter move scale up to the top of its head)

Ozai: And his new redirection technique.

(Aang lands on the statue head and tries to hit Ozai with a firebending punch and then a chop. Ozai just shoots fire at him, but Aang uses his airbending and blows it to the sides. Meanwhile, the Fairly OddParents scream as they struggle to outfly Azula, whose beak is closing in on them)

Timmy: (screams) Fly faster!

Cosmo: What?! I can't hear you! This bird's breath smells bad!

(Azula swallows the Fairly OddParents whole. Meanwhile, Ozai tries to foot sweep Aang, but as he falls, he grabs Ozai's goatee and drags him down. They both plummet toward the fountain below, but Aang manages to position Ozai below him so he can avoid impact)

Aang: (leaps off Ozai's back) Sorry about this!

(Aang lands on his feet outside the fountain while Ozai's face hits the bottom of it. Aang turns around as Ozai stands up, soaking wet and waterbends 2 tentacles around Ozai's soldiers, but Ozai uses the cufflinks to teleport from the tentacles' grasp to right in front of Aang, taking ahold of him and pinning him against the wall. Aang struggles to get free, but Ozai holds him back and gets close to his face)

Ozai:Come on, Aang! Do it! I dare you to!

(Aang struggles a moment, but realizes he has only one option. He stops struggling, closes his eyes, and takes a breath. He opens them and they're glowing, along with his arrow tattoos; he's activated his Avatar state. He looks at Ozai and blows him away with his mouth, sending him plummeting into the ground. Ozai looks up at Aang as he floats over him in an air sphere, holding his fists out. He opens them and earthbends the ground beneath Ozai, creating a hole with a series of steps on each side of it. Ozai, however, vanishes as Aang tries trapping his hands inside the stone. Ozai reappears behind him, much to his surprise)

Ozai: Not this time.

(Ozai uses the cufflinks to hurl 4 small rings of energy toward Aang. Aang, no longer in the air sphere, is pinned by the rings to another wall some distance away. Aang struggles to get out, but it seems Meldar Prime's cufflinks are more powerful than the Avatar state. Ozai approaches Aang, smiling)

Ozai: This time (raises hand, cufflinks glow) I'm ready.

(Suddenly, a blue field of energy surrounds Aang's head like a helmet, startling him. Ozai begins to suffocate Aang. After about 10 seconds, Aang loses consciousness and he stops glowing. He becomes limp and falls as Ozai deactivates the cufflinks and the energy as a result. Ursa runs to Aang's side in disbelief)

Ursa: You- (turns to Ozai; angry, shouts) What did you do?!

(Ozai just laughs. Azula flies back onto his shoulder, with the very faint sounds of the Fairly OddParents in the background, and the 2 vanish in a bright light)

Katara: (off-screen, panicked) Sweetheart!

(Appa lands in the distance, with Jimmy, Katara, Toph, and Iroh on top. Katara and Jimmy jump off and rush over to Aang and Ursa. Katara kneels down and cradles Aang's head as she leans her ear close to his mouth)

Katara: He's not (sits up, looks at Ursa) breathing!

Ursa: Can you help him?

Katara: I don't know if my healing will help!

Jimmy: (reaches in pocket) Then, (pulls out hypercube) maybe (reaches inside hypercube) my Oxyvac (pulls out mask) will.

(Jimmy places mask on Aang's mouth. The device looks like a medical mask, but it has a filter that looks like a speaker on it and it's surrounded by a ring of lights, broken off only by a blue button. Jimmy presses the button and it makes a sound like a muffled vacuum cleaner as it sucks in oxygen, and the ring flashes red all around. After a few seconds, Aang coughs, causing the ring to flash green and turn off. The mask also dings and the vacuum stops whirring)

Jimmy: He's (pulls off mask) coming to.

Aang: (opens eyes, smiles) Katara?

Katara: Aang!

(Aang fire bends off-screen. It's revealed that we've cut to Roku's Island, and what's left of Team Avatar and the Nicktoons are gathered around a fire, along with Suki, Iroh, and Ursa. Katara is tending to a barebacked Aang with her healing powers, and he is tending to the fire. Although it's not as noticeable, SpongeBob and Patrick are wearing armbands with the Kyoshi Warrior insignia, although Patrick wears his like socks)

Sokka: I don't know, Toph. Your story sounds a little bit… uh…

SpongeBob: Rocky?

Sokka: (perks up) Yeah, that's it.

Toph: (annoyed) I suppose you critics could do better?

Jimmy: (smiles; in-head, excited) This is perfect! (opens watch, picture of holographic skull next to words "DR. DARK PROGRAM" appear) I've been working the bugs out of my Dr. Dark program for months now.

Patrick: (butts in) I've got a story!

Jimmy: (mildly upset) But I- (looks down at watch; looks back up; presses button, closes watch) Go ahead, Patrick.

Patrick: (suspenseful) It's called "The Ugly Barnacle".

SpongeBob: (perks ip, concerned) Uh, Patrick I don't think-

Patrick: (interrupts) Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. (smiles) The end.

(Everyone else looks at Patrick, dumbfounded)

Sokka: (pauses) Well… that was, uh…

Toph: Worse than mine. (everyone looks at her weird; pauses) Everyone's giving me a look, aren't they?

(Suddenly, another portal to the Spirit World opens and Danny and Zuko run out with Roku's voice echoing in the background)

Roku: (echo through portal) Go-o-o-o!

(The portal closes as Danny and Zuko finally return to the Mortal Realm. Katara looks behind her and gets excited as she drops the water in her hands)

Katara: (gasps) Zuko!

SpongeBob: (jumps up; Team Avatar starts surrounding Zuko) Danny!

Zuko: (Iroh approaches him) Uncle! (hugs Iroh) I didn't expect you to see you here.

Iroh: (steps back) Wasn't expecting to BE here. (gestures to Ursa) We have (Ursa steps forward) company.

Zuko: (dumbfounded) Mother? (tears up) Is that… (Ursa tears up and nods "Mm-hmm"; hugs Ursa) I never stopped looking for you! (steps away) I sent troops into the Si Wong Desert for over a year to find you!

Ursa: What matters now is that we're back together.

Danny: (confused) Wait a minute. What are you guys doing here? I thought we only agreed to meet up here if… (slowly realizes) … we-all-failed… (looks around) No… (devastated) All of us?! (downcast) No. (angry) No! (closes eyes) No! (opens eyes, eyes glow green)

SpongeBob: (shocked, confused) Danny, your eyes are green!

Patrick: (looks at SpongeBob) Of course (SpongeBob looks at him) they are, SpongeBob. (they look back at Danny) It's called puberty.

Iroh: (walks past Patrick) That's not puberty, round one. (looks close at Danny) You have powers, don't you?

Danny: More like "had" powers. I tried giving them up (looks at Jimmy, SpongeBob, and Patrick) to protect them, but it didn't work out so well.

Iroh: (smiles) If I know anything, (looks down, holds stomach) it's how to retain something. (looks up at Danny) And I sense something remains inside you.

Jimmy: Of course! (steps forward; Danny and Iroh look at him) There were billions of chromosomes laced with ghost energy in your body. There's bound to have been some residual.

Danny: Well, that's just great. I still have my powers, but they're buried like my sister's cockroach.

Aang: Maybe I can help.

Sokka: How?

Aang: Energybending. If I can redirect that ghost energy through your chakras, maybe I can reactivate them.

Suki: (curious, excited) You mean… he can get them back?

Danny: (apprehensive) I don't know, Aang. I mean, I don't think we even have chakras in my universe.

Katara: (worried) Danny, we're desperate.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! (move closer to Danny) Please! Please! Please! (in Danny's face) Please! Please! Please!

Danny: (pushes SpongeBob and Patrick away) Alright! Alright! (calms down) I'm desperate, too. (walks into camera)

(We transition to a moment later. Danny is down on his knees in front of Aang preparing for what's about to happen)

Aang: (approaches Danny) This is going to feel a little tingly. Don't worry; that's normal.

Danny: (frustrated) Alright. Let's get this over with.

(Aang puts one hand on Danny's forehead and one on his chest. Aang's head arches back and blue energy shines out of his eyes and mouth. The same thing happens to Danny, except his is green. Aang and Danny's bodies become consumed by the energies, their souls flipped inside out. The sky splits in half as it glows with it, too. Aang's energy quickly consumes Danny and coats him in blue as well. A blue ring of energy begins struggling to form around Danny)

Sokka: (turns around, ushers everyone away) THEY'RE GONNA EXPLODE!

(As everyone ducks away for safety, Aang releases Danny with a blue light practically exploding around them. We cut to Danny floating in the air. With his eyes closed, a blue ring forms around Danny and he transforms back into his ghost form once more. The blue glow dissipates and Danny floats to the ground. His eyes open to the sight of his D/P logo and he becomes ecstatic)

Danny: (laughs) IT WORKED! I HAVE MY GHOST POWERS AGAIN!

(Danny floats and shoots 3 ghost rays at Roku's Island. He looks behind and shoots Katara's water pouch with ice ray without turning around)

Katara: Hey! (thaws water on/in pouch)

(Danny ignores Katara and lets out his first ghostly wail in a while, causing all sorts of rock to blow up and crash everywhere in white smoke and dust. He floats down, obviously happy, while Toph approaches him)

Toph: (touches Danny's jumpsuit) Wow. (pulls him down forcibly, runs hand through white hair) Is he always like this?

SpongeBob: Only when he's fighting crime.

Patrick: And at costume parties.

Sokka: (smiles) Guys-

Jimmy and Sokka: (Jimmy butts in and smiles, too) I think I have a plan!

(Jimmy and Sokka look at each other weird for a second. We cut back to the Fire Nation Capital, then inside the throne room of the palace, darkened. Suddenly, there's a blue flash of light, followed by a burst of orange flames off to the left, revealing Ozai, with his hand stretched toward them, and Azula still on his shoulder. He sets moves his arm down and walks forward)

Ozai: (rehearsing) Citizens of the Fire Nation, (Azula flies away squawking) I bring you glad tidings. (cut to wardrobe) Not only will you not have to (walks up to wardrobe) deal with the inadequate Fire Lord Zuko, (opens wardrobe, looks at golden crown with 2 very large points and a scarlet cape with golden shoulderpads) but by engaging the Avatar in his Avatar State, (a blue aura surrounds the outfit) I've ended his reincarnation (outfit flies out) cycle… permanently. (shoulder pads float overhead, crown floats over shoulder pads) Your hero, (shoulderpads descend on shoulders) the Phoenix King, has returned, (crown descends on head) and I give you the earth. (grins, looks up) But don't worry. (gestures with hands grandly) You'll all still have your free will, (stops) so long as you obey my commands.

Aang: (off-screen) Excuse me.

(Ozai perks up, startled. He turns around and sees Aang pushing a large stack of marble from the floor right at him. The stack hits him and blows him out of the throne room and right into the agni kai chamber, a large arena with bleachers, red tile awnings, and massive pillars with spikes and flags in between. Ozai nearly lands on his back on the fighting platform, but Aang earthbends a larger stack of marble underneath and launches him onto the awnings. Ozai regains control, readjusts crown, and looks straight ahead at Aang, feeling dumbfounded and shocked)

Ozai: You! But I-I suffocated you!

Aang: (calmly) You only made me pass out.

Ozai: (angry) Well, now, I'm going to (stands up) make you pass (cufflinks glow) away!

Danny: (off-screen) You'll have to pass through the digestive tract first! (Ozai looks to left; cut to Danny in human form) Of justice!

Ozai: (laughs) So, you returned, too, eh? (pauses) It matters not. (floats a little closer) Even with the Avatar's help, what can an ordinary boy hope to do against the all-powerful Phoenix King?

Danny: Oh, I'm no ordinary boy! (jumps down off-screen, transforms; flies up in ghost form) I'm Danny Phantom, Earth 20's greatest superhero! (uses ghostly wail)

(Danny's ghostly wail blows Ozai back unexpectedly right to the ground. Ozai looks up, disoriented, and quickly vanishes in a bluish light as Aang tries slamming down on him with a marble boulder. Aang lands and jumps up quickly. Ozai reappears in the air and, in a fit of rage, uses the cufflinks to blow apart his crown and most of his shoulder pads. He turns around and sees Danny floating in the left and Aang to the right in a wind tunnel going to the floor, with the rest of Team Avatar and the Nicktoons standing looking up at him. Ursa and Azula are also watching from the hole Aang made)

SpongeBob: (intrigued) So, that's Ozai?

Suki: (determined) He's about to be (takes fighting stance) Oz-LOW!

Sokka: (perks up, smiles) Hey, you're (Suki looks at him) quips are getting good.

Ozai: (calmly) Insignificant. Do you really think you have what it takes to face me?

Jimmy: (defiant) Split up, improbable. But statistically we can en masse.

Ozai: Perhaps you're right. Then maybe it's time I (holds up hand) change (cufflink glows) tactics.

(Suddenly, 5 clones of Ozai appear in bright flashes of light, one for each of the 4 elements and one with no powers, but amazing sword skills. Patrick screams)

Patrick: (jumps in Iroh's arms) Hold me. (Iroh falls with him)

Danny: (looks at Ozai) Aang and I'll take care of the original. (looks down) You guys get the clones.

(As Team Avatar and the Nicktoons engage the Ozai clones, Danny and Aang shoot a ghost ray and fire at Ozai, but he catches them in his cupped hands. The 2 swirl around in his hands and come out the opposite way they came. We cut to Zuko, Iroh, and the firebending Ozai dancing around with fire flying out of their hands and feet. Next, we cut to Katara flying through a jump as she tries to whip the waterbending Ozai with a stream of water. Then, we cut to Toph battling the earthbending Ozai, stepping backwards and punching the rocks he hurls into smithereens. Suddenly, Suki jumps up from behind and hits him in the back with her fan, knocking him down with his stomach to the ground. He gets a surprised look on his face, but not enough time to yelp as Toph makes the floor swallow him. After that, we cut to Jimmy, having pulled his blue laser-scythe out and, after Sokka ducks out of the way with his space sword, cutting the tip off the nonbending Ozai's sword. He looks confused before he continues to engage the 2. Lastly, we cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking up at the airbending OzaI as he rises in the air in a windtunnel. SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other)

SpongeBob: (determined) What do you think? I go high, you go low?

Patrick: (nods) We shake hands in the middle.

SpongeBob: Ready?

SpongeBob and Patrick: Break!

(SpongeBob runs toward one of the pillars while Patrick runs toward the tunnel and smashes his fists on the ground underneath. The rubble underneath gets sucked up and hits the airbending Ozai in the face, knocking him off balance. The tunnel falls apart and he starts falling toward SpongeBob, now on the awning. SpongeBob jumps up and kicks the airbending Ozai down to the ground. He lands on the ground, but on his feet, next to Patrick)

SpongeBob: (chipper) And that's how they do things at Suki's place! (looks at Patrick) Right, Patrick? (Patrick gets a blank expression on his face; confused) Patrick?

(We transition inside Patrick's mind. A version of himself in SpongeBob's animation is sleeping on a couch with a TV across the room. The screen is staticy and glitchy, but the image shows SpongeBob and Patrick training with Suki in Kyoshi Warrior dress)

SpongeBob: (voiceover) Patrick? (pauses) Patrick?! (cut back to Patrick snapping back into attention)

Patrick: Oh?! Yeah?

SpongeBob: (smiling) You know what I'm talking about, buddy?

Patrick: (confident) Oh, yeah. You want either (SpongeBob's smile fades away) the chili cheese fries or the nachos?

(We cut back to Danny, in his intangible form, as he flies through Ozai's electric balls. He turns solid again and shoots ice rays from his eyes, freezing Ozai. Ozai falls a bit, but breaks free quickly. Aang pulls the shards toward him with his waterbending and melts them before shooting the resulting stream back at Ozai. As the water falls toward the ground, Katara uses it to subdue the waterbending Ozai by freezing him to a pillar. We cut to the firebending Ozai falling backward toward the camera, apparently having been shot with lightning by Zuko of all people. Iroh appears to be impressed)

Iroh: Well done, nephew.

(We cut to the nonbending Ozai getting close to Jimmy, knocking his scythe out of his hand with his sword. Jimmy quickly aims his watch and shoots the laser at Sokka, who deflects it with his space sword and into the back of the nonbending Ozai's neck. The nonbending Ozai falls defeated. Sokka looks at Jimmy)

Sokka: Wow! (smiles) That watch really is "handy", huh?

Jimmy: (chuckles) You can say that a- (stops, stops smiling; looks up) -gain? (looks back at Sokka) I have an idea.

(We suddenly get some anime-like action shots like Danny gets in his own show. One is of him punching Ozai, another kicking him, but a third shows Ozai hitting him with lightning. The shots stop and Danny flies backward off-screen, screaming. Ozai quickly turns around and grabs Aang by the throat before he can do anything. We cut to Jimmy on one of the awnings, facing Ozai's back, as he aims his watch at him and shoots him in the back of the neck like his clone. This stuns him and causes him to let go of Aang. Aang falls to the ground, unprepared to save himself)

Jimmy: (looks to side) Now, (cut to Danny, sitting up on another awning) Danny!

(Danny, understanding the plan, turns transparent and races into Ozai, overshadowing him. Ozai's eyes turn green and Danny begins struggling to remove the cufflinks. Slowly and dramatically he reaches for the right one and pulls it off, dropping it towards the ground. Zuko runs over and catches it)

Zuko: (excited) I got one!

Danny: (struggles toward left arm, strained) Strong… hard to maintain…

(Danny pulls off the other cufflink and drops it, immediately becoming more relaxed as a result of Ozai losing power. SpongeBob catches it)

SpongeBob: (excited) I got one, too!

(Danny starts losing control. He starts shaking and a green aura surrounds him. Ozai grabs his chest and forces Danny out, only now without the cufflinks, Danny is the only thing keeping him in the air. Danny looks weakened)

Ozai: (growls) You will pay for this!

(As if on cue, Danny unwillingly reverts to his human form. Him and Ozai stay up in the air for a second as Danny looks at the camera in a cartoony fashion)

Danny: Wow. Right on cue.

(Danny and Ozai begin plummeting towards the ground. Everyone panics. Aang's tattoos glow as he taps into a portion of his Avatar state and blows enough air out of his mouth to allow Danny a safer trip down. Ozai, on the other hand, lands on his back on the hard floor, sustaining life-threatening injuries. Everyone is shocked)

Danny: (looks down, distraught) Oh, no!

(Everyone gathers around Ozai. Katara pulls out some water)

Zuko: Father?!

Zuko: (concerned) Well?

(Katara looks at him grimly. The injuries are too severe for her. Zuko looks at Ozai. SpongeBob and Patrick start to cry)

Zuko: (kneels by Ozai) Father?

Ozai: (weakly) Zuko… guess we'll know now… who was right… (closes eyes, dies)

(Zuko crys)

Aang: (hurting, petrified) I'm so sorry, Zuko. It all happened so fast. Danny was falling and I… (pauses) Maybe it would've been better to kill him last year like you told me.

Zuko: No, Aang. You did the right thing. (sniffles, wipes nose) You gave my father a second chance to do better… and he wasted it.

(We immediately cut to another shot of the Fire Nation Palace, leading to another chamber. Zuko's voice is heard off-screen)

Zuko: (voiceover) For so long, I wanted to see the monster my father became fall,...

(We cut inside the chamber, where we see Ozai on his deathbed. Zuko is standing speaking to the crowd in chairs. The crowd includes his girlfriend, Mai, Team Avatar, and the Nicktoons. The Fairly OddParents have been restored to their original state, clothing and body, and Danny remains in his human form to conserve energy. On stage near the deathbed are Iroh, Ursa, and Azula, who too has been returned to normal, although she's now wearing prison garbs again and is in chains looking upset and furious)

Zuko: (looks down, solemn)…but I never expected it to take him with it. (cut to Mai) You all know we had a (cut to Iroh) complicated history, (cut to Azula) and yet somehow, I shall miss him. (cut to Ursa) His death has helped me realize something: for the past year, (cut to Team Avatar) I've spent more time apologizing to the other nations for (cut to Nicktoons) our mistakes rather than correcting them. (cut to himself, smiling) That all changes today, (turns to Azula) starting with you, little sister.

Azula: (stops struggling, confused) What?

Iroh: (approaches Azula) Azula. (she looks at him) For many years, you've cut yourself off from the world. No one could talk to you. You became unreasonable.

Ursa: (walks to other side) But you've (Azula looks at her) recently become vulnerable again. And we're going to take advantage of this, by getting you the best doctors your father needed.

Azula: (scowls, angry) No, you won't. You'll just lock me up in my (looks at Zuko) prison cell and leave me to rot again like last time. (looks at Iroh) Nobody cares for me. (looks at Ura) You all hate me!

Ursa: (gets closer to Azula, hands stretched out like for hug, hurt) Azula…

Azula: (in denial/acceptance; crazy, crying) NO! NO!

(We cut to a grassy friend far away from any Fire Nation city. The Nicktoons face Team Avatar as they prepare to say goodbye)

Jimmy: On behalf of all of us, I'd like to express my gratitude for your service. We could never have retrieved the cufflinks without you.

Wanda: (looks at Cosmo) Where did we put those anyway?

Cosmo: (smiles) Where do you (lifts arms, cufflinks are in sweaty armpits) think?

Aang: (smiles) No problem. All in a day's work for the Avatar. (looks at Katara on his right) And I couldn't do it without my (bumps Katara's elbows with his) friends (Katara blushes) here.

Jimmy: (hands out Neutron Recaller) Here, take this Neutron (hands Sokka recaller) Recaller. If (Sokka looks at recaller) any interdimensional activity like this happens again, (Sokka fiddles with controls) just call, and we'll come running.

Sokka: (holds up recaller, hand on chin) Fascinating. (smiles, points at recaller, looks at Nicktoons) Does it come in green?

(Jimmy presses a button on a small controller and a huge purple portal opens right behind them and the Nicktoons walk through in the order of Cosmo, Wanda, Danny, Jimmy, and Patrick. SpongeBob looks back Team Avatar as he walks backward and waves at all of them)

SpongeBob: Bye, Aang! Bye, friends!

Timmy: (SpongeBob walks into portal; waves, talks sweetly) Bye, Toph.

(As Timmy vanishes into the portal and it closes behind him, Aang, Katara, and Sokka are confused while Toph blushes in shock. No one has ever talked to her like that before)

Katara: What was that all about?

(We cut back to the Portal room in Dark Danny's lab as the Nicktoons pour out of the duplicate portal)

Patrick: (closes eyes, pumps arms in air) Whoopie! (opens eyes, lowers arms) We're home! (stops smiling, lowers arms completely) Why's it all white?

Cosmo: (smiles, kindly) That's because we're not home yet, big fella.

Danny: (transforms) I'll just (reaches under Cosmo's arms) take these things. (pulls out cufflinks; cufflinks drip sweat, grossed out) Eew, gross.

(Danny turns intangible and flies through the floor to deliver the cufflinks to the rest of their friends and Vlad. The others look at each other)

SpongeBob: (looks at Jimmy) So, what's next, you guys?

Timmy: Why don't we try find a fairyversary muffin?

Jimmy: (walks towards computer) I'm way ahead of you, Turner. (types on keyboard) And that'll take us to (cut to picture of Tommy Pickles house in the Rugrats Universe) Earth 18!

(The camera zooms in on the picture as a portion of the original 1991 Rugrats theme plays in the background, although the house's design is obviously from the 2000 era. In Rugrats font, a text that reads "To Be Continued" flashes on screen)