Episode 14: Complicated
Gotham City: Night. At the Harbourside Theatre, it is Jim Gordon's Retirement Party. Members of the Gotham Elite were attending, including the Bat-Family, all in formal wear. We see Bruce, Selina, Damian, Helena, Alfred, Tim, Stephanie, Ellie and Cass sitting at a table; Dick, Starfire, Mar'i, Koro, Barbara, Kate and Bette sitting at another table, and Jason, Rose, Grant and Adeline sitting at another table, and Clark, Lois and Jon are sitting at another table. Naturally, everyone is drinking either wine or sparkling water, which is good for Stephanie, as she's currently nursing Ellie. Starfire, Mar'i and Koro have their 'special' drink. Damian and Mar'i were shooting looks at each other from their tables.
Helena:
Can't you focus Damian? Jim's speech is about to begin.
Damian:
I'm focused.
From a table near the stage, Harvey Bullock is glaring at Jason and his family, not accustomed to seeing two mercenaries/assassins at a formal event. He wants to lock them up just as he'd done to Grant and Adeline (and Damian), but since they've been pardoned by Bruce Wayne, and since they're associated with Gotham's most influential family, there's nothing he can do.
Rose:
Remind me why we came here?
Jason:
Gordon is an old friend of my father's and it's only right to support him one last time. I have history with Gordon, good and bad.
Rose:
Good when you were Robin?
Jason:
Yes. (Glances at Bullock) Can't say the same about him.
Rose glares at him too.
Rose:
(Quietly) Asshole trying to lock my kids up. Who does he think he is?
Grant:
(Overhears; quietly) Let it go, mom.
Adeline:
(Quietly) You're killing the mood.
From his table, Bullock keeps glaring at the family of four.
Harvey Bullock:
I don't know what Gordon was thinking inviting those lunatics here.
Maggie Sawyer:
They're Bruce's family; let it go. And try not to stare too much.
Harvey Bullock:
Alright.
Maggie Sawyer:
It's not healthy to hold onto grudges; Jim let his grudge against the Batman go early on in his career.
Harvey Bullock:
I know, but it would take that outlaw saving me for me to accept that. Like Batman did.
Maggie Sawyer:
You're not thinking of deliberately putting yourself in danger, are you?
Harvey Bullock:
Of course not, but my temper is enough to get me into trouble without me even noticing. I never would have guessed that my neighbour wanted to kill me for the apartment.
On the stage, Mayor Anthony Garcia steps up to the podium and taps the microphone.
Mayor Garcia:
Good evening, everyone, I'd like to thank you all for coming out tonight to celebrate the long career and retirement of Commissioner James Gordon. (Everyone applauds) As you may know, Jim Gordon has run our cities' police force for just over twenty years, succeeding the corrupted Gillian Loeb; Gordon was instrumental in his downfall after exposing his connections to and dealings with the Falcone crime family. Since then, Jim was promoted to captain, and then commissioner, the best police commissioner this city has ever seen. Now, I'll hand the podium over to his daughter, Miss Barbara Gordon.
Everyone applauds as Barbara walks up on stage to deliver her speech. She takes the microphone.
Barbara:
What can I say? It's partly thanks to him that this city is no longer corrupted by crime...well...much less. He chose to trust the Batman and today, the number of crime across our city has decreased tenfold. So, Dad, thank you. And even if he's not here tonight, I also thank the Batman.
As she says this, she quickly looks at Bruce's table.
Bruce:
I'm sure if Batman's not here, he's got more important things to do. But either way, it's your father we should be celebrating.
Barbara:
Yeah, you're right. Sorry.
Damian whispers to Helena.
Damian:
If we're all here, who's protecting the city?
Helena:
(Whispers back) Our friends have it covered. And I'm sure they can handle crime fighting without us for one night.
Damian:
Good to know.
Selina:
Damian, Helena, pay attention.
Damian:
Sorry Mom.
Helena:
Yeah, sorry Mom.
Barbara:
But now, I think it's high time we let the man of the hour have a turn speaking. Ladies and gentlemen, my father, Commissioner James Gordon!
She backs away as Commissioner Gordon approaches the podium amidst a round of applause.
James Gordon:
Thank you all for the years worth of support. You know, I'll be honest, when I first started working in the Gotham City Police Department, I didn't think I'd make it to retirement. Mostly because I didn't think I'd live long enough to see it. I started my career believing that we were going to deal with the usual crime; petty criminals, serial killers, corrupt businessmen and crime families. What I wasn't prepared to deal with was a unique assortment of rogues, or an alliance with the Batman. And I have no doubt that my successor will carry on this responsibility with discipline, valour and loyalty, and she has proven it time and time again, even bending the rules to crack cold cases. And with that, I'm proud to announce that my successor will be Renee Montoya.
Renee stands up as everyone applauds. Gordon steps aside so Renee could give her speech.
Renee:
Thanks James. And thank you all for such a warm reception. It's been an adventure with James; the numerous rogues we encountered and all those times the city came close to being destroyed. I look forward to making many new memories as Gotham City's newest Police Commissioner!
Everyone applauds as she returns to her table.
Damian:
(Looks at Dick) So, you jealous that he picked her instead of you.
Dick:
Not at all. In fact, I'm happy that he chose her instead of me. I get to spend more time with the people I love. And besides, Renee would do a whole lot better as Police Commissioner than I could ever hope to be.
Damian:
You're fine with remaining sergeant?
Dick:
Yep.
Damian:
Oh well, suit yourself.
The door to the kitchen opens, ringing the bell above.
Tim:
Ah good, dinner.
The waiters come around the assembly hall wheeling trollies, filled with food platters, bowls of soup, and bread baskets. As soon as they received their food, the guests began eating, but Koro was just poking at his chicken. Mar'i, who was cutting into a piece of steak, noticed.
Mar'i:
Not hungry, brother?
Koro:
No, it's not that. I'm just thinking.
Mar'i:
About what?
Koro:
Not what, who?
Mar'i:
It's about Lilith again, isn't it?
Koro nods.
Mar'i:
What do you like about her? I know you've had a crush on her for a while, but you've never explained why.
Koro:
Well aside from her and her mannerisms being downright adorable, I guess I'm drawn to her carefree and friendly attitude. We adopted a dog together, we hung out together in difficult times, and she can light up a room just by entering it, even though she's a bit of a klutz. And that clumsiness just makes her more adorable in my eyes.
Starfire:
What's this?
Mar'i:
Koro has a crush on Lilith.
Koro:
(Blushes with embarrassment) Come on, sis, don't tell her!
Starfire:
You like Lilith? This is glorious; my little bumgorf is in love.
Starfire hugs Koro tightly.
Koro:
Why weren't you this schmaltzy when Mar'i announced her relationship with Damian?
Starfire:
Your father and I had some catching up to do.
Koro:
Okay, I get it! No need to elaborate any further.
A flash catches the family off-guard; Jon is taking photographs of the event.
Jon:
Aw, now that's what I call a Kodak Moment!
Mar'i:
Jon, I almost forgot you and your family were attending.
Jon:
Well, my dad and Damian's dad are best friends. It only makes sense that we'd attend. I overheard Koro saying he likes Lilith.
Koro gulps.
Jon:
Super-hearing. Gotta love it!
Koro:
You're not going to publish this for the Daily Planet, are you? I don't want Lilith to learn my feelings in the press!
Jon:
It's just between us; do I look like the kind of guy who'd publish juicy gossip like that?
Koro:
Well, you haven't given me a reason to distrust you yet.
Jon:
Relax; I'm not a sleazy journalist writing for a tabloid, I work for the most respected press in Metropolis.
Koro:
With the biggest blowhard for a boss.
Jon:
Hey! Perry is just passionate about his business. The only romance stories he publishes involve celebrities. Since you and Lilith are not celebrities outside of your jobs, then it's not worth publishing.
Koro:
Well regardless, thanks for respecting our privacy.
Jon:
It's how I was raised.
He returns to his table, and Koro begins eating.
Wayne Manor; three hours later. Bruce, Selina, Damian, Helena, Tim, Stephanie, Cass, Ellie and Alfred arrive home. Titus gets up from the couch and runs over to them.
Damian:
(Hugs his puppy) Aw, we missed you too Titus, boy!
He yaps.
Damian:
Yes, I'll feed you.
Damian leaves to feed Titus as Ellie cutely yawns in Stephanie's arms.
Stephanie:
I'd better put Ellie down. It's past her bedtime.
Tim:
Good call. I'll be up in a few minutes.
He gives Stephanie a kiss on the lips and Ellie a kiss on the forehead before the two of them turn in for the night. Selina stretches.
Selina:
I'm running a bath.
She takes off her heels at the foot of the stairs before going up. Helena heads to the kitchen for a hot drink.
Cass:
(Turns to Bruce) Well this must be surreal. Soon you'll be working alongside Montoya.
Bruce:
I've worked with her for years; this is nothing new.
Cass:
Yeah, but this is her first time working with you as Police Commissioner. Make sure she doesn't get a big head about it.
Bruce:
Renee is a very humble person. I know she won't let the power go to her head.
Cass:
That's reassuring.
Bruce:
I know.
In the kitchen, Helena is sipping a mug of hot cocoa, when she gets a message from one of her team members.
Helena:
You called at the right time, we just got home. What's going on?
Olivia:
(Voice) Oh, not much. Except Jaden is seeing a girl now.
Helena:
Oh, good for him! Who is it?
Olivia:
(Voice) Camilla Reyes, you know the Blue Beetle's daughter.
Helena:
Yeah, I can see Camilla and Jaden together. They're into the same things, video games and science junk.
Olivia:
(Voice) Birds of a feather.
Helena:
Have they officially become boyfriend and girlfriend yet?
Olivia:
(Voice) I don't think so. But I know Jaden is just itching to ask her.
Helena:
We're all hooking up with one another. First you and Martin, then Mar'i and Damian, and Jon and Lian, and now these two, and Paine and Balduin.
Olivia:
(Voice) And we can't overlook the fact that Koro and Lilith might be an item real soon.
Helena:
No, we can't. Or Alloroc and Dawn.
Olivia:
(Voice) Dawn is more attracted to food than to him. But if Alloroc could get a one-on-one with her, that might change.
Helena:
Alloroc gave her a necklace, and he was very particular about its colour, and she wears it all the time. That's a sign.
Olivia:
(Voice) Yeah, maybe. Tell me Helena; what about you?
Helena:
What about me?
Olivia:
(Voice) There's gotta be someone you're crushing on. What about you and Marcus? You two seemed to hit it off.
Helena:
He's just a friend.
Olivia:
(Voice) It usually starts out that way. At least you won't get lice.
Helena:
(Chuckles) Anyway, I'm not too concerned about finding love just yet. Right now, my main concerns are my grades and my duty as Huntress.
Olivia:
(Voice) All work and no play makes Helena Wayne a dull girl.
Helena:
Look at you quoting Kubrick classics.
Olivia:
(Voice) Marty tried to show me 'The Shining' last Halloween. I think he was more scared of it than I was. Anyway, Don seems to be interested in you.
Helena:
You think Don and I would be an interesting couple?
Olivia:
(Voice) You might. Only one way to find out.
Helena thinks for a bit.
Helena:
I mean, he's a bit of an oddball, but all things considered I can do worse. I thought that, like his sister, he'd be more in food than a relationship.
Olivia:
(Voice) Sounds like if you want to see if you and him are meant to be together, you'd better cook him something nice. You know what they say, the way to a man's heart is to his stomach.
Helena:
I guess. What do you think he likes?
Olivia:
(Voice) What doesn't he like is a better question.
Helena:
True. He does eat anything you put in front of him.
Olivia:
(Voice) Find something good to make and see how you go. You do know how to cook, don't you?
Helena:
Unfortunately of all the subjects I've taken. Cooking is the only one where I haven't gotten an 'A'. Maybe Alfred can give me a few pointers.
Olivia:
(Voice) There's no better teacher than him. (She yawns) I should get to bed.
Helena:
Yeah, me too. I'll ask Alfred for help tomorrow. Catch you later, Liv.
Olivia:
(Voice) See ya.
The two girls close their communicators. Helena finishes her cocoa and goes off to bed.
Grayson Residence; the same time. Dick and Starfire are in bed, but are still awake.
Starfire:
I can't believe it Dick.
Dick:
I know. I can't believe Jim is finally retiring too.
Starfire:
Not that. Both of our little bumgorfs, they've fallen in love.
Dick:
Oh, right. We just have to face facts, Kori. They're not kids anymore, and soon they're going to be all grown up, ready to start lives of their own.
Starfire:
I hoped they would stay young forever. They were adorable.
Dick:
Look on the bright side. If they get married and have kids, that means you get to have a couple of grandkids to dote over.
Starfire:
Does that mean you have come around to Mar'i and Damian being together?
Dick:
It's still weird knowing that my daughter is dating Damian, who is basically my younger brother. But, A: they're not blood related. And B: the heart wants what it wants. If those two are in love, who am I to stop them?
Starfire rubs his shoulder and kisses him on the cheek. At that moment, Dick's phone goes off.
Dick:
Who could possibly be calling at this time of night?
He checks the Caller ID; it's Cyborg.
Starfire:
It's Cyborg. It might be serious.
Dick:
Could be something in regards to the Sons of Trigon. (Answers the call) Talk to me.
Cyborg:
(Voice) Hey Dick; just updating you on the status of the stone structure.
Dick:
What's the good word?
Cyborg:
(Voice) Hardly any activity, save for a fox.
Dick:
Any sign of the Sons of Trigon or Klarion?
Cyborg:
(Voice) No, but we're keeping our guard up.
Dick:
Well, thanks for the update. Check in again if there's something to report.
Cyborg:
(Voice) You got it. Sleep well you two.
Dick:
Thanks, Vic.
He hangs up.
Dick:
So far so good. No sign of the Sons of Trigon or Klarion since last time. I'm next in line with Zatanna.
Starfire:
That should be fun.
Dick:
Not really fun. I'm just going to talk with my ex-girlfriend for a few hours while I wait for Raven's brothers to come or not come.
Starfire:
It might be fun if you talked about the good old days when you were young and had joined your first team.
Dick:
Oh yeah, when I was 13? That's kind of awkward.
Starfire:
How are you so good at maintaining good relationships with your exes?
Dick:
It's my superpower.
Hearing that makes Starfire giggle cutely.
Starfire:
Other than your excellent stamina and satisfaction.
Dick:
Thanks, Kori. But to keep up that stamina for tomorrow, I need to get some sleep.
Starfire:
Speaking of exes, the only one I wouldn't appreciate you talking to again is Kitten.
Dick:
We can't really call it an ex-girlfriend but rather a psychopathic stalker. And I don't want to talk to her either. The last thing I want is for her to team up with Raven's brothers. That would be worse than anything. And remember, I wasn't thrilled about being her prom date either.
Starfire:
I wonder where Kitten is now?
Dick:
Last I heard our kids and their friends took care of her.
Starfire:
Yes, that is right.
Dick:
Now, let's never speak of her again.
Starfire:
Agreed. Goodnight, Dick.
Dick:
Night, Star.
The two of them kiss and go to sleep.
Wayne Manor; the next morning. Alfred is asleep when Helena bursts into his room, dressed.
Helena:
Alfred, wake up! It's an emergency!
Alfred:
(Stirs) Miss Helena, is there a problem?
Helena:
(Her hands clenched) Teach me to cook!
Alfred:
May I ask not only why you wish to learn how to cook, but also ask why so early?
Helena:
I want to impress this guy to see if we're meant to be together, and they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Alfred gets out of bed.
Alfred:
Well, if it's for love, then I'll help you.
Helena:
Thanks!
Later, they're in the kitchen; Helena and Alfred are both wearing aprons, and Helena has her hair tied back.
Alfred:
I suggest you begin with something simple.
Helena:
Such as?
Alfred:
Perhaps a breakfast omelette is a good place to start.
He opens the fridge and takes put the following: eggs, milk, cheese, tomatoes and mushrooms.
Alfred:
The first step to making an omelette is breaking open the eggs and pouring the contents out into this bowl.
Helena:
No problem. How hard can it be?
Cut to Helena with egg all over her hands and the bowl having more shell pieces than actual egg.
Helena:
Dammit!
Alfred:
It's alright, Miss Helena. Master Bruce made slip-ups when he started.
Helena:
(Looks over at the tomatoes and mushrooms) I guess I'd better clean my hands so I can get to work on cutting those veggies.
Alfred:
Yes, and just in case.
Alfred opens up a cabinet to pull out a first aid kit.
Alfred:
Since you'll be working with knives, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Helena nods and picks up the knife.
Alfred:
Take it slow and steady, Miss Helena.
She positions a tomato on the chopping board and begins slicing. To both her and Alfred's surprise, when she's done she didn't cut herself. Although the slices were a little uneven.
Alfred:
Not bad Miss Helena.
Helena:
I'm just glad I didn't get hurt.
Alfred:
Slices could be straighter but, not a bad first attempt. Now let's see how you do with the mushrooms.
Helena places the mushrooms on the board before wiping the knife with a towel and dicing the mushrooms. She once again doesn't cut herself as she dices the mushrooms.
Alfred:
You seem to be a fast learner when it comes to cutting your vegetables.
Helena:
It's genetic.
Alfred:
Of course you realize that cooking is more than just cutting. Once your omelette is prepared we need to cook the ingredients over the stove.
Helena:
I'm aware.
She turns on the stove and pours some oil into a pan. While it heats up, Alfred gives her a grater for the cheese. Helena grates the cheese over the pan, spreading it so that it could melt evenly. She then pours the omelette mixture into the pan, letting it cook slightly before adding the tomatoes and mushrooms.
Helena:
Alright, now how long do I have to let it cook?
Alfred:
Until the egg is golden-brown. Then flip it to get both sides, like a pancake.
Helena:
And that'll take how long?
Alfred:
About five minutes.
Helena:
Okay!
Five minutes later, Alfred gives her a spatula so she can check the underside of the omelette.
Helena:
It looks pretty good to me.
Alfred:
Okay, now flip it.
Helena flips the omelette...a little too hard as it goes high in the air and gets stuck on the ceiling. Alfred and Helena can only look up at the omelette on the ceiling in awe.
Helena:
How the heck does that happen?!
Alfred:
You put a but too much into it
Helena:
Guess I don't know my own strength.
The omelette falls off the ceiling and Helena quickly grabs the pan to catch it.
Cass:
Cat-like reflexes?
Helena and Alfred look to see Cass standing in the doorway.
Alfred:
Good morning, Miss Cassandra.
Cass:
Teaching Helena how to cook, Alfred? How's she doing?
Helena:
I could be doing better.
Alfred:
She's surprised me with her chopping.
Helena:
Yes, so at least there's that silver lining.
Cass:
Like all things, cooking takes practice. Keep at it, Helena. I'm sure you'll get there eventually.
Helena:
Not soon enough.
Cass:
Someone on your mind?
Helena:
Last night me and Olivia were talking, and she wanted to know when I'd find my special someone.
Cass:
(Sceptically) And the boy Tornado Twin seemed like a good choice?
Helena:
I know Don might be a little rough around the edges, but...you can't deny there's something cute about him.
A faint blush appears on her face.
Cass:
(Still unsure) Yeah, well, when you found out what that 'cute' thing about him is, you let me know.
Helena:
I can't make any promises.
Helena turns to Alfred.
Helena:
So, what are we making next?
Alfred:
Coffee, to go with your omelette.
Helena:
Sounds good. Though I don't think giving a speedster coffee is a good idea.
Alfred:
There's always decaf.
Grayson Residence; the same time. Koro is in the bathroom, wearing only a pair of blue boxers. He was washing his hands at the sink. Koro walks to his room to find some clothes to wear and that's when he sees Lilith sitting on his bed.
Koro:
(Gasps) Lilith, what are you doing here?
Lilith:
I came by to see if you wanted to hang out and your mom said that you were upstairs. (Blushes from seeing his toned physique) Any reason why you're wearing just that?
Koro:
I like to sleep like this. I just woke up.
Lilith blushed.
Lilith:
Do you always sleep topless?
Koro:
It's comfortable.
Lilith:
I see. Sorry I'm seeing you like this.
Koro:
No, actually I wanted to talk to you. About your brother.
Lilith:
Yeah, I heard about what happened between him and Kacey when that Psycho-Pirate guy brainwashed her. What do you want to talk about? Because despite what happened, he has no intention of getting back with her. I still don't think him breaking up with Kacey was such a good idea. It's just caused them both more pain than anything else. And with this talk about this strange stone structure that has ties to Trigon, I just know that we're not even through the worst of this mess.
Koro:
Things always get worse before they get better. And if all hell breaks loose, I want you to know something.
Lilith:
Hmm?
Koro:
Lilith...I think I...I think I...
Lilith:
(Blushing) You think you what?
Koro:
I... I'd like breakfast.
Lilith gets a disappointed look on her face, as if knowing what he was really thinking.
Lilith:
I've already eaten. We'll talk later.
Koro:
You're free to join us if you want.
Lilith:
(Perks up) Okay.
A minute later, Koro gets dressed in some jeans and a hoodie and together, he and Lilith head downstairs and are greeted by Mar'i and Starfire.
Koro:
Morning mom, sis.
Mar'i:
Morning.
Starfire:
I'm glad you came to see us, Lilith.
Lilith:
Thank you, Mrs. Grayson.
Koro and Lilith sit at the table.
Koro:
So, where's Dad?
Starfire:
He's in Africa with Zatanna.
Lilith:
Oh yeah, something to do with my uncles. I almost hope they come so we can defeat them once and for all.
Starfire:
I'm afraid we don't know where they are.
She places a plate of toast in front of Koro. Koro spreads blueberry jam on the toast as they continue talking about recent events.
Lilith:
What are chances of my uncles and Klarion unearthing this stone structure?
Starfire:
We're all doing our best to prevent that from happening. I wish I could give you more positive news, Lilith.
Lilith:
I could do with a dose of positivity right now.
Mar'i:
I think we all could, Lil.
Silkie nuzzles her leg.
Mar'i:
Don't worry, Silkie, we won't let anything bad happen to you. (Pets him)
Silkie purrs.
Koro:
In the meantime let's just enjoy whatever moments of peace that cross our way.
Lilith:
(Smiles) Okay.
He bites into his toast as Starfire turns on the TV. It's the morning news, and it is showing Lois Kent live in Downtown Metropolis, as behind her, some demonic happenings are occurring.
Lois:
(On the TV) Here in Downtown Metropolis, innocent civilians are mysteriously getting possessed by an unknown force. Any one unfortunate enough to be possessed not only experiences fits of violence but are constantly searching for what they call, 'the vessel'.
Lilith's attention immediately snaps to the TV.
Lilith:
Vessel? Could they be talking about Murdoc?
Lois:
(On the TV) The possessed are extremely violent, displaying almost animalistic qualities. It's not advised that you face the possessed head on, and if you should cross paths with one, seek shelter and wait until the coast is clear before leaving.
Starfire:
Raven's brothers are such cowards. Using innocent people to try to force her to hand over Murdoc is so Ruthra.
On the TV, behind Lois, Aquaman, Superman, Shazam, Stargirl, Black Lightning, Hawk and Dove show up.
Lois:
(On the TV) What's this? The strongest members of the Justice League have appeared to try and pacify this strange new threat!
Koro:
Strongest is putting it kindly.
Mar'i:
Let's hope they can do something about what's going on.
In Metropolis, the seven superheroes were holding off possessed civilians while the non-possessed civilians get indoors.
Superman:
Remember, they're just possessed! Don't kill them!
Shazam:
Isn't this more in the Justice League Dark's wheelhouse?
Stargirl:
They're dealing with similar matters elsewhere. The best we can do is buy them some time.
Hawk:
In the meantime let's drive these freaks out of the city; get them trapped in one spot and keep them there until we can do some kind of mass exorcism. I'm not going to kill them but a good punch in the face should knock them out.
Dove:
As always, you have to favour violence. I remind you that they are innocent.
Hawk:
It's okay, I know that but do you have any idea how to neutralize them without touching them?
Superman:
Remember, keep damage to a minimum.
Hawk punches one of the possessed in the face, knocking him out.
Hawk:
Got it, Supes.
Dove sighs and sweeps another one's legs, sending him to the ground.
Dove:
Sorry.
They look at the massive horde.
Superman:
Fan out!
The seven Justice League members spread out as seven different groups of possessed Metropolitans give chase.
In Tunisia, Nightwing and Zatanna stood by the stone structure. They both look pretty bored as Nightwing continuously tosses one of his escrima sticks in the air before catching it.
Zatanna:
Anything else you wanna talk about?
Nightwing:
Not really. I'd offer to play a round of 'I Spy'...but there's isn't much to spy around here.
Zatanna:
I feel we should be in Metropolis, dispossessing those people.
Nightwing:
But we have strict instructions to keep watch here. Although I do hope the two of us are enough if the sons of Trigon and Klarion show their faces around here. Until then, you have anything to drink?
Zatanna:
Edanomel!
Out of nowhere, Zatanna summons two tall glasses of lemonade for her and Nightwing to drink. The glasses are decorated with small, floral umbrellas that are leaning against the rims of the glasses.
Nightwing:
Cheers.
The two of them begin to sip on their drinks when suddenly...
Voice:
Hope you have one more for me.
Zatanna and Nightwing jump up and get into a fighting stance only for the voice to be...Plastic Man.
Plastic Man:
Hey, take it easy! It's just me!
Zatanna:
Patrick? What are you doing here?
Plastic Man:
Cyborg figured that you two could use some back up if the Sons of Trigon and Klarion show up. Most of the other Justice League members were busy, so I guess I'm it.
Zatanna:
Well, there's not much to see, except coarse abrasive sand.
Plastic Man:
Yeah, I really don't like how it gets everywhere. But, I don't mind, anything to help my allies.
He transforms his body into a parasol.
Nightwing:
Much appreciated, Patrick.
Zatanna:
Do you want to talk about something?
Plastic Man:
Superman said that if they can take care of their problem in Metropolis, they'll come and help us if we need it.
Zatanna:
Why did you boys never want to talk about anything ? Do I have to cast a spell to unblock you?
Nightwing:
You could tell us how you got your superpowers. Personally, I'm not a fan of Zee casting a spell for that.
Plastic Man:
I was involved in crime, joined a gang, got doused in chemicals which made me rubbery, and then a monk gave me a new lease on life.
Zatanna:
It reminds me of the Joker. Except for the ending.
Nightwing:
A Joker with elastic powers would have been a disaster. Although I think Batman would have beaten him anyway.
In Metropolis, the group had split up to divide the possessed. Hawk and Dove were trying to keep them from going over the police barricade, but it was difficult with their animalistic ferocity. Hawk continues to knock them out with his powerful punches.
Hawk:
There's too many of them!
Dove sweeps their legs to make them fall to the ground.
Dove:
We should have a stun gun or a freeze gun.
Hawk:
Where's Constantine when you need him?
Dove:
Did you hear Superman? All the members of the Justice League Dark are all busy. Constantine included.
Nearby, Stargirl had trapped several of the possessed in a shield created by her staff.
Stargirl:
There's no point in hitting them. They're as tough as Rockets. We'll have to lead them out of the city.
She flies away while maintaining the force field to hold back the possessed.
Elsewhere, Aquaman and Black Lightning are attempting to use mild electricity to weaken their bodies.
Black Lightning:
It's not working!
Aquaman:
At least we're slowing them down.
Black Lightning:
But for how much longer?
Aquaman:
As long as it takes.
Outside of the city, Shazam leads his group of possessed citizens to Superman, who manages to make a hole in the ground that Shazam leads the possessed citizens into.
Shazam:
(To the possessed citizens) You guys are so grounded!
Superman sighs at his bad joke.
Superman:
I'll watch them: you find the others.
Shazam:
Got it.
Shazam flies back into the city.
Superman:
(Looks into the pit of possessed citizens) This whole situation is getting worse by the day. Who knows what the Sons of Trigon will do from here.
Nearby, Jon photographed the possessed people in the pit.
Jon:
What is this world coming to?
Superman:
This is not the time for an interview, young man!
Jon:
Dad? How did you know I was here?
Superman:
Ahem. (Points at his ears, referring to his superpowered hearing)
Jon:
Right. Sometimes I keep forgetting just how many powers you and I have.
Superman:
I've gotta say, Jon, you're turning out to be quite the photographer if you're willing to put yourself in life threatening situations like this one to get the perfect shot.
Jon:
I've been doing it since I started.
Superman:
I know, but don't think that because you have superpowers that you're exempt from getting hurt...or worse. A child is supposed to bury their parents, not the other way around.
Jon nods.
Superman:
Alright. Now go home and lock your doors. Don't come out until it's all clear.
Jon:
You got it dad. (Leaves)
After he leaves, Shazam returns with Stargirl, Hawk and Dove.
Hawk:
I think we're getting this situation under control for the time being.
The possessed in the pit hiss at them.
Hawk:
And if you want another punch in the face, just ask!
Dove:
Hawk, they're under control so calm down.
Superman:
Any word on Aquaman and Black Lightning?
Hawk sees them in the distance, running towards them pursued by a horde.
Superman:
Quick, over here!
Aquaman and Black Lightning lead their horde into the hole with the rest of the possessed citizens. The horde fall into the pit and are trapped.
Stargirl:
You think that's all of them?
Aquaman:
God, I hope so.
In the pit, the possessed begin climbing on top of each other, creating a human ladder. Superman uses his icy breath to form a barrier to prevent them from getting out.
Dove:
I told you, a freeze ray.
Hawk groans. A portal appears next to them; John Constantine finally appears.
John Constantine:
Sorry I'm late, everyone. (Sees the incoming horde) Good to see you saved some possessed blighters for me.
He conjures a pentagram and speaks in Latin. Any possessed citizens that get close to the pentagram is immediately exorcised and back to normal.
John Constantine:
Stand back!
As John continues to chant in Latin, the pentagram's power grows stronger as waves of magical energy begin to spread across the whole city, affecting any citizens that were possessed. Once cleansed, the citizens come to their senses.
Citizen #1:
Hey, what happened?
Stargirl:
Settle down everyone! What you experienced was nothing more than a bad dream, but it's all over now.
John Constantine:
I don't know why you have to sugar coat it like that.
Shazam:
To avoid a potential panic, duh!
John Constantine:
Yeah, whatever. (He takes a cigarette out of his coat pocket and lights it) So, how are things going with the stone structure?
Superman:
We sent Nightwing and Zatanna to patrol it.
Shazam:
And we sent Plastic Man as backup.
John Constantine:
I don't really see what a guy made of chewing gum can do.
Shazam:
You've never read 'One Piece'?
John Constantine:
That's never interested me, only the darker stuff like 'Death Note' and 'High School of the Dead'. Bright colours, goofy characters and adventures, I crave no such things.
Shazam:
That's too bad. It was great, especially the ending.
They watch as the dispossessed people climb out of the pit and return to their homes.
Back in Tunisia...
Plastic Man:
Gotta say, I hope Trigon's sons and Klarion aren't as nasty as the Court of Owls.
Nightwing:
Still haven't gotten over being melted?
Plastic Man:
The memories still haunt me.
They look over at Zatanna, who had fallen asleep under the Plastic-Man Parasol; the combination of shade and warm air made her drowsy.
Nightwing:
I can go for a nap right about now.
Plastic Man:
We've gotta stay focused! Klarion and the Sons of Trigon could be here at any moment and-zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Plastic Man had suddenly fallen asleep mid-sentence, a droplet of drool landing on Nightwing's head.
Nightwing:
And, now it's just me.
His communicator goes off. Nightwing leaves the shade so he could talk privately.
Nightwing:
What's going on?
Koro:
(Voice) Dad, I need your help. Can you spare a minute or two?
Nightwing:
(Looks at the sleeping Zatanna and Plastic Man) Nothing much is going on over here. What's on your mind, son?
Koro:
(Voice) Lilith. She was over here earlier today, and I was this close to telling her how I feel about her, but I backed out at the last possible moment. I really want to tell Lilith that I like her, dad. How do I stop myself from chickening out?
Nightwing:
I'm going to have a hard time answering this question. Considering all the girls who have fallen in love with me and that I ended up rejecting in favour of your mother, even though we're still friends. Kitten doesn't count. For your mother to end up kissing me out of love, it took a giant ink monster to swallow her. I'm not the best example for that, but I will tell you one thing: don't give up. It's so much better that you're with Garfield's daughter than Helena or Adeline.
Koro:
(Cousins) I understood that you're happy that I'm not dating my "cousins." And I'm not going to give up. I'll end up telling her that I love her, even if it's after a giant monster swallows her, or something along those lines.
Nightwing:
You get the gist. Good luck, son.
Koro:
(Voice) Thanks, Dad.
He hangs up.
Nightwing:
He should have asked his mother for that. How many times have I rejected Starfire in favour of a mission? I don't even know anymore.
He wipes his brow. He turns around to see Zatanna had woken up, had used magic to change into a midnight-blue swimsuit and was rubbing suntan lotion on her arms. Plastic Man had turned part of himself into a fan.
Nightwing:
Seriously?
Zatanna:
(Teasing) What's wrong? See something you like, Dick?
Nightwing:
We're here on an important mission and we should start acting like it.
Zatanna:
It's hot, and there isn't much to do here. It's not like you to be by-the-book.
Nightwing:
I just know that if we fail here, the entire world and then some is at risk of being destroyed.
Plastic Man:
It's not like our senses are completely turned off. The scanners are still operating.
Zatanna:
Could you put some sunscreen on my back, Dick ?
Nightwing:
Zee, you can do it yourself.
Zatanna:
But I'd rather you use your hands. You know, like the old days.
Nightwing:
Are you serious? I'm married!
Zatanna:
You're just going to touch my back. I don't see why Starfire would be jealous.
Nightwing:
It's the fact that you said "like the old days," I thought you had something else in mind. Sorry.
Zatanna lies on her stomach as Nightwing removes his gloves. Just then, the scanners start beeping rapidly. Zatanna sits upright and changes back into her suit.
Plastic Man:
(Turns back into his human shape) Are they here?
Nightwing:
I'll check it out.
Nightwing cautiously moves towards the scanners. As Nightwing gets close to one of them, a blast of dark magic blows it apart. He stands his ground, however, as Klarion appears before them.
Klarion:
Happy to see me again?
Nightwing:
Not really!
Klarion:
That's too bad. Because my new big brothers sent me here to see if you idiots have left our stone structure unattended.
Plastic Man turns his hands into giant mallets.
Zatanna:
And who said it was your stone structure when you clearly have no relation to Azarath?
Klarion:
Isn't it obvious? Those brothers adapted me, so now I'm a part of the family.
Teekl mews.
Klarion:
Adopted! (To Teekl) I was one letter off, give me a break.
Teekl mews something as though mocking him.
Klarion:
Anyway, it looks like I have to deal with the three of you so we can claim what's rightfully ours.
Nightwing combines his escrima sticks into a bo-staff.
Nightwing:
You can always try.
Klarion:
Time to play.
He uses his magic to turn the destroyed scanner into a demonic laser beam which he fires at the three heroes.
Zatanna:
Esiar Dleihs!
Zatanna conjures up a shield that protects her, Nightwing, and Plastic Man from the laser.
Klarion:
Predictable.
Klarion waves his hand, causing a spell that weakens Zatanna's shield.
Zatanna:
Yfitrof!
Zatanna reinforces her shield, but in response Klarion just uses his magic to power up the lasers. Nightwing throws an electromagnetic disk that disables the lasers.
Nightwing:
Sorry I broke your toys.
Klarion seethes in rage as Plastic Man knocks him down. Seeing his master on the ground, red glow envelops Teekl and he grows to the size of a lion.
Nightwing:
Wish Changeling was here.
Plastic Man:
Uh-oh, nice kitty!
Before Teekl could attack Plastic Man, Nightwing jumps on Teekl's back. Teekl tries to buck him off. Nightwing holds on for dear life and tries to shock him with his electrified escrima sticks. Klarion regains consciousness and rips Plastic Man off of him.
Klarion:
Not bad for a man made of clay.
Plastic Man:
Uh, actually I'm made of rubber.
Klarion:
What's the difference?
He holds him up and begins to tear him into ribbons.
Zatanna:
(Sees this) Elbmessaer!
Plastic Man gets put back together as she joins the fight against Klarion. Meanwhile, Teekl finally bucks Nightwing off of him. Teekl tries to swipe at Nightwing with his claws, but he rolls out of the way and rejoins Plastic Man and Zatanna.
Plastic Man:
So what's the plan now? Even when we have the numbers advantage he's much stronger than us.
Nightwing:
Contact Metropolis.
Superman:
No need!
Klarion:
What?!
Klarion, Teekl, Plastic Man, Zatanna, and Nightwing look up to see Superman, Shazam, Stargirl, Hawk, Dove, Aquaman, Black Lightning, and John Constantine have arrived.
Klarion:
I'm out.
Shazam:
What's wrong, Witch Boy? Too afraid to fight us on your own?
Klarion:
I know when I'm hitting above my height.
Teekl mews.
Klarion:
THEY KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (He turns his attention back to the heroes) Later, losers! (Disappears)
Stargirl:
Should we pursue?
Superman:
Not worth the trouble. Besides, he'll be back.
Nightwing:
And with his 'new family' too.
Hawk:
He can come with whoever he wants. I'll beat him up with my punches.
Dove sighs.
Steel City- Meanwhile. Helena arrives at the Steel City Tower and immediately enters the kitchen area, knowing Don would be there. She was surprised to see he was a no-show. As she looks around the kitchen, Lian is seen passing by.
Lian:
Helena, what are you doing here?
Helena:
I'm looking for Don. Is he out?
Lian:
Yeah, with his sister.
Helena:
Oh good, he should be back soon. I wanted to make something for him. Alfred gave me some pointers and I wanted to make him something nice so he'd, you know, like me.
Lian:
Wow, Helena, I didn't realize that Don was your type.
Helena:
Hey, sometimes you've gotta try new things to keep your life interesting.
Lian:
Can't argue with that; just don't burn anything. Can't have the sprinklers going off. And don't cut yourself either.
Helena:
Don't worry, I'm actually really good at slicing stuff up.
Helena puts on an apron and ties her hair into a bun; she opens the fridge and looks around for ingredients.
Helena:
Eggs, milk, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheese, and butter. (She takes them out and sets them on the bench, before taking a frying pan from the cupboard below and placing it on the stove, then getting a bowl and a knife) Break the eggs, (she breaks them into the bowl) pour the milk, (pours milk into the bowl) and slice the shrooms and tomatoes.
She slices the mushrooms and tomatoes and puts them in the bowl, giving it a stir. She turns on the stove and spoons butter into the pan, melting it and spreading it around before pouring in her omelette mixture. Lian watches on, fire extinguisher at the ready in case things get out of hand. Lilith enters the common room with a dog leash; Colby bounds over to her, excited.
Lilith:
Ready for your walk, boy?
Colby barks enthusiastically. She sniffs the air.
Lilith:
Oh, you're cooking Helena?
Helena:
For Don when he gets back, yes I am.
Lilith:
(Sing-songy) Somebody's in love.
Helena:
Not yet. But this is just to see if I can get him to notice me, then we'll take things from there.
Lilith:
Good luck.
She and Colby leave.
Lilith:
(From the hall) Oh Koro. Did you wanna come with?
Koro:
(From the hall) Oh, uh, sure. You guys heading to the dog park?
Lilith:
(From the hall) Of course.
Koro:
(From the hall) Awesome.
The two of them leave.
Lian:
I can see those two getting together eventually.
Helena:
If only Koro would make the first move.
Lian:
These things take time; you don't rush into a relationship. It could be toxic.
Helena continues to cook her omelette. She flips it over and sprinkles cheese onto the cooked side.
Lian:
Wow, you haven't burned the place down yet.
Helena:
Yeah! I think I'm getting the hang of this!
AI:
DESIGNATION- DON. DESIGNATION- DAWN.
Don and Dawn enter the kitchen with bags of groceries when they see Helena cooking an omelette. They freeze and sniff the air.
Don:
Foooooooooooooooood!
Don drops his groceries and rushes over to see what Helena is cooking.
Don:
Are you cooking today?
Dawn:
I hope you made big portions because I'm starving.
Helena:
Sorry Dawn. I only made one for Don.
Helena plates up the omelette and gives him a knife and fork.
Helena:
Bon appetite.
Don:
Hail to the chef!
He bites into the omelette, and raises his eyebrows upon the first bite.
Dawn:
Well, don't leave us in suspense, bro.
Helena:
Yeah, how is it?
Don says nothing and keeps eating, faster
Helena:
Wow, you like it that much?
Don:
(His mouth full) The egg is the right consistency; the tomatoes add a nice acidity and sweetness, the cheese is sharp and the mushrooms are juicy. Yes! I have found it! THE PERFECT OMELETTE!
Helena covers her face as Don is spraying crumbs everywhere.
Helena:
I'm glad you like it, Don...but, maybe work on your table manners a little bit?
He swallows.
Don:
Sorry.
Helena just gives a thumbs up as Don tries to eat slower, while still savouring the flavour of what he considers to be, 'the perfect omelette'.
Lian:
That went unexpectedly well.
Dawn:
You can say that again. You can expect his clothes to go flying off. But I wasn't kidding. I'm starving. (She rummages through the cupboard at high speed and devours a whole pack of cookies) That's better.
Lian:
How's progress between you and Alloroc?
Dawn:
(Swallowing the cookies and touching the necklace around her neck) I've been wearing the seashell necklace he gave me pretty much anytime I go out. It really is a beauty, isn't it?
Helena:
You wear it well.
Dawn:
We haven't really gotten a chance to hang out much since then though. Life and being superheroes kind of makes it hard.
Helena:
We can have all the downtime; there are so many JL members now. You should give Alloroc a call and see if he wants to hang out sometime. Maybe go see a movie or something.
Dawn:
You just want my brother all to yourself, don't you?
Helena:
(Jokingly) You can share, can't you?
She picks up her comm and leaves.
Lian:
Where are you going?
Dawn:
(From the hall) To hang out with him!
Meanwhile at the dog park, Koro is seen throwing a frisbee towards Colby who leaps up in the air and catches it with his mouth. Lilith has transformed into a dog.
Lilith:
Here, Colby! Let's play tag! Catch me if you can!
Colby barks and chases Lilith around the park.
Koro:
(Playfully) Run, Lilith, he's gaining on you!
Lilith slows down as Colby pounces on her. She transforms back to normal as Colby licks her face, causing her to laugh. Koro smiles.
Lilith:
Good job, Colby. I think you've earned a very special treat.
She takes a dog treat out from her pocket and feeds it to Colby. He happily accepts it.
Lilith:
Thanks for coming with us, Koro.
Koro:
Hey, I was happy to. (Helps Lilith to her feet)
He picks up Colby; the dog lies in his arms, tongue out and panting.
Koro:
(Begins tickling Colby's belly) Aw, who's a good boy? You are, Colby! That's right, you are!
Lilith blushed as she thought of Koro tickling her belly.
Koro:
Are you okay?
Lilith:
Yeah. We should go home.
Koro:
What's the rush? It's a beautiful day out today and Colby is having so much fun.
Lilith:
We can stay out longer. Time's not going
Koro:
Yeah.
Koro tosses the frisbee and Colby runs to go get it.
Lilith:
Hey, Koro. Earlier today at your place...there was more you wanted to tell me, wasn't there?
Koro:
Yeah (Begins thinking to himself) The worst she can say is no. (He exhales to calm himself) Lilith, you know what makes you a great teammate? You always think about your comrades. You're a very compassionate soul.
Lilith:
(Smiling and looking at him expectantly) Yes, and?
Koro:
You're a shoulder to lean on whenever we feel down, and every time you enter a room, the vibe changes. We all just feel so happy to be around you, especially me.
Lilith:
(A small blush appears on her face) Uh, where are you going with this?
Koro:
I'm just saying I cannot ask for a better comrade, or a friend. (Koro begins thinking to himself again) Come on, Koro, rip off the bandage, you can do this!
Lilith:
Koro, thank you.
She smiles. Lilith wraps her arms around Koro in a hug. Koro is happy that Lilith liked what he said about her, but at the same time, is annoyed with himself for not being able to say what he wanted to say.
Koro:
Well, anyway, Colby looks like he's getting antsy. Let's go for a walk with him before we go back to the tower.
Lilith:
Okay.
Lilith takes the leash and the three continue their walk.
Late afternoon in Gotham, where we see Bruce and the now-retired Jim Gordon out to lunch, as Jim discusses his plans for retirement.
Jim:
First thing's first, maybe I'll go on a nice fishing trip. It's been so long since I've gone fishing and I'd like to go at least one more time now that I'm retired.
Bruce:
Fishing's great for relaxing the mind, and it's worth the wait when you get a bite.
Jim:
I think that's all I'm really looking forward to, Bruce. Just spend the rest of my days loafing around with hardly a care in the world.
Bruce:
Well you've earned it, Jim.
A waitress comes around with two cups of coffee.
Jim:
(Picking up his cup) To a happy retirement.
Bruce:
(Picking up his cup) Amen.
The two men clink their mugs and take a nice sip from them.
Jim:
So, what's been going on in your family?
Bruce:
Well Alfred is teaching Helena how to cook. He said it was something about Helena wanting to get a boyfriend.
Jim:
Well the one true way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Bruce:
That's what I thought too.
Jim:
And as for Tim and Stephanie's baby, has she said her first words or taken her first steps yet?
Bruce:
Tim and Stephanie actually have a bet going on. If Ellie's first word is 'mama', Tim has to do the dishes for a month, and if Ellie's first word is 'daddy', then Stephanie has to cook him a steak dinner.
Jim laughs.
Jim:
And has Damian found a job yet?
Bruce:
We're focusing more on finding a college for him.
Jim:
What is he most interested in? You know, other than fighting crime.
Bruce:
He enjoys ancient history.
Jim:
So, what, archaeology? History teacher?
Bruce:
And he knows a lot about Medical Science.
Jim:
Which one would you say he's the most passionate about? You know what they say, if you love what you do you never have to work a day in your life.
Bruce:
And he's involved in the company's board, and he has an eye for detail, noticing if there are any financial irregularities within our accounts.
Jim:
So basically the sky's the limit for him.
Bruce:
Yep.
Jim:
You've raised him and taught him well.
Bruce:
I can only hope that he keeps making the right choices in life so he can one day be as successful as me.
Jim:
Each generation should try and do better than the last.
Bruce:
Yes.
He sips his coffee.
Jim:
And I take it things between him and Mar'i are going well?
Bruce:
Yes. I don't know if you know this or not, but Mar'i got Damian a new puppy to replace Ace. He named him Titus, after the Roman Emperor. He says that Titus is the best gift anyone has ever given him.
Jim smiles and sips his coffee. Bruce's phone starts ringing.
Bruce:
Excuse me. (He stands up, goes outside, and picks up his phone) Hello?
Nightwing:
(Voice) Hey Bruce.
Bruce:
Dick; what is it?
Nightwing:
(Voice) Klarion.
Bruce:
Anything I can do to help?
Nightwing:
(Voice) Just meet us at the Watchtower as soon as you can.
Bruce:
I'm at lunch with Jim right now.
Nightwing:
(Voice) Just so you know, he was driven off yet again. But we need to come up with a plan for when he comes back.
Bruce:
Isn't taking shifts working?
Nightwing:
(Voice) At some point Klarion and the Sons of Trigon might become so powerful that they'll be ready for all of us.
Bruce:
We can do this later.
He hangs up and returns to his table.
Jim:
So?
Bruce:
He was telling me about one of his criminal cases. But since you're retired, I didn't want to give you any details.
Jim:
I appreciate it.
Steel City: Koro and Lilith return to the tower. Lilith removes Colby's leash and he runs up the stairs.
Lilith:
Thanks for coming with us to the dog park today, Koro.
Koro:
(Smiles and gives a thumbs up) Anytime.
They hear a loud burp from upstairs.
Koro:
Sounds like Don really enjoyed Helena's cooking.
Upstairs, Don was lying on the sofa, petting his stomach; Helena had made more omelettes.
Don:
That was fantastic.
Helena:
(Taking off her headband) You're welcome.
Colby runs into the common room; Koro and Lilith enter shortly after.
Helena:
Hey, you guys are back! How was the dog park?
Lilith:
A lot of fun, thanks for asking. (Looks at Don) How are you feeling?
He raises a thumb before falling asleep.
Koro:
Wow, he's out like a light.
Helena:
You know, he actually looks kind of cute when he sleeps.
Lilith:
Yeah, he kinda does.
Colby looks on the ground to find a piece of mushroom on the floor so he gobbles it up.
Koro:
Got any more?
Helena:
I'm all out.
Koro:
Aw, man.
Lilith:
Omelettes are more of a breakfast food anyway. It's almost dinnertime.
Koro:
The stomach doesn't know what time it is.
Helena:
(To Don) You were supposed to go grocery shopping with your sister!
Don:
(In his sleep) We ate it all. Mmmm, yes I want some big, juicy melons.
Koro:
Huh?
Colby overhears Don's dream and he just gives a confused yelp.
Lilith:
Where's Dawn?
Helena:
I believe she went to hang out with Alloroc.
Koro's stomachs rumble.
Koro:
My five stomachs are telling me to fill them up.
Lilith:
We can go out for pizza. See you later.
She heads to the zeta tube.
Koro:
Where do you have to be?
Lilith:
Home; Mom and Dad are making me and Paine do routine checks on Murdoc. I'll be back soon.
Koro:
Don't be too long. I don't know how much longer I can wait.
She leaves.
Cut to Koro (now wearing workout gear, blue shorts and a black tank top) in the Towers' gym, punching the wall in frustration. Helena comes in to check on him.
Helena:
Could you stop that? Your seismic waves will eventually bring down the tower; also you'll wake up Don.
Koro:
Sorry. I should probably do this at home.
Helena:
No, no, this is good venting. You wussed out of telling her again didn't you?
Koro:
I don't know what's so hard about it. Every time I get this close and then I back out in the last minute. Why can't I just grow a freaking pair!?
Helena:
It happens to everyone. I'm sure Damian worked himself into knots when he tried to figure out a way to tell Mar'i how he felt about her.
Koro:
She promised me pizza, but I don't think I can wait any longer. When she comes back tell her to meet me at the pizzeria.
Helena:
Okay.
Cut to a Pizzeria in Steel City where Koro is sitting at a table by himself, ravenously chowing down on two large pepperoni pizzas, washing down the bites with water to avoid choking. Just then his communicator goes off. Koro answers it and sees that Lilith is talking to him.
Koro:
Hey, Lilith.
Lilith:
(On the comm) Hey, Koro. I guess you couldn't wait?
Koro:
Yeah, sorry.
Lilith:
(On the comm) That's okay. I'm on my way to your position right now.
Koro:
Sounds good. I'll tell the chef to start cooking up a veggie pizza for you right now.
Lilith:
(On the comm) Alright! See you in a bit!
Koro:
Later! (Ends the call)
He doesn't realise he's causing a scene. At a nearby booth, Camilla and Jaden are trying to eat their pizza, but Camilla is finding Koro's feast distracting.
Camilla:
Pardon me, but can you keep it down. My friend and I are trying to talk.
Koro:
(Turns around; with his mouth full) Oh, sorry about that. (He looks over Camilla's shoulder to see Jaden) Jaden?! Is that you?
Jaden:
Uh, hey Koro.
Koro:
No way, are you guys out on a date?
Camilla:
Date? No, just an outing.
Jaden:
Can't a guy and a girl talk and share a pizza together platonically?
Camilla:
Apparently not.
Koro:
Aw, I'm just teasing. In fact, I'm waiting for a girl to arrive too; Lilith.
Camilla:
Lilith... is she cute?
Koro:
(Blushes) Yeah. Cute and funny with a good heart.
Jaden:
Koro has had a crush on Lilith for the longest time, ever since the days when all she said was tofu.
Camilla:
Sounds to us like you're the one who's on a date.
Koro:
I wish I was. I can't seem to muster up the words or the courage to tell her how I feel. I'm hoping that I can change all that with this pizza outing.
Jaden:
Just keep calm, bro, and you'll be alright.
Koro drinks more water to calm himself.
Koro:
Alright, I think I'm ready.
The bell over the pizzeria's door is heard ringing, signifying a customer has entered the establishment. Sure enough, Lilith appears and sits at Koro's table.
Lilith:
Where's my veggie pizza?
Koro:
(Embarrassed) Oh geez! I'm so sorry, Lilith, I got so caught up in my chat with Jaden I completely forgot. I'll go tell the chef right now! (Runs up to the counter)
Lilith:
Hey, Jaden!
Jaden:
Hey, Lilith.
Lilith:
Is this your new girlfriend?
Jaden:
(Blushes) We're not dating!
Lilith:
Camilla, right?
Camilla:
Jaden's told me about you Lilith.
Lilith:
What'd you hear?
Camilla:
You love animals, especially your pet dog Colby, and you absolutely love tofu.
Lilith:
Correct. Koro and I just came back from the dog park with Colby as a matter of fact. We had so much fun, and Koro is so good with Colby.
Koro:
(Returns) Alright, I just placed the order and they'll bring it over when it's ready.
Lilith:
Yes! No jalapenos?
Koro:
No jalapenos.
Lilith lets out a sigh of relief.
Camilla:
Sounds like he knows you very well.
Jaden:
He should, Koro and Lilith have been best friends since they were kids.
Koro:
Well, 'best friends' is a strong title.
Jaden:
Maybe, but that's besides the point. Lilith, Koro has something that he'd like to say to you.
Lilith's ears perk up and she looks at Koro expectantly. Koro takes a deep breath and knows that it's finally time to rip the bandage off.
Koro:
Lilith...(another deep breath) I like you.
Lilith:
(Smiles cutely) I like you too, Koro.
Koro:
No, I mean. I really like you. As a friend and teammate.
Jaden:
And...
Koro:
(Mutters) Please be quiet, Jaden.
They're interrupted by a fire engine passing by, sirens wailing.
Camilla:
What's going on?
Jaden:
I don't know, but I think we're going to have to cut this outing short. (Gets up to leave, but looks at Lilith and Koro on the way out) You two coming?
Lilith and Koro nod before following him out of the pizzeria to chase after the fire truck. The waitress comes to their table with Lilith's veggie pizza.
Waitress:
Wait, don't you guys want a to-go box?
Camilla:
I can deliver it to them if you don't mind.
Waitress:
Okay but you're paying.
Outside, the three hide in an alley so they can change out of their civilian clothes. They quickly get changed and continue to chase the fire truck.
Hornet:
Alright, when we get there, save as many civilians as you can.
They follow it to the emergency site; an armoured truck that's been tipped onto its side, it's wheels turned into cubes. Even worse, the truck's engine is on fire and the driver is still inside.
Avocet:
Who did this?
Mumbo-Jumbo comes out of the back of the truck, holding a bag of money.
Mumbo-Jumbo:
Pleasure doing business with you.
Avocet:
Aw no, not this guy again!
Mumbo-Jumbo:
Aw no, not you guys again!
Avocet:
Didn't we just put you away?
Mumbo-Jumbo:
It takes more than a jail cell to hold me!
Beast Girl:
(Groans) Don't you have a bear-and-bird duo to hang around with or something?
Mumbo-Jumbo:
Wrong Mumbo-Jumbo, Beast Girl.
The police surround Mumbo, who waves his wand and turns their guns into snakes.
Mumbo-Jumbo:
Well, we all want to be free and wealthy, don't we?
Avocet:
As long as you're law-abiding, and you don't fall under that category.
The officers drop the snakes and back away before they could bite them.
Avocet:
Guess it's up to us! Titans, go!
Hornet runs to the truck's drivers seat and attempts to pull the door off to free the driver, but it was jammed.
Beast Girl:
Allow me! (Her arms turn into gorilla arms; to the driver) Watch out!
Beast Girl smashes the glass window allowing Hornet to pull the driver out. He carries the driver away just as the truck explodes; Avocet uses his cape to shield himself from the impact. He flies forward as Mumbo raises his wand. Before he can conjure a spell, Avocet swings his bo-staff and bats him into the side of a police car. Avocet the fires a starbolt at Mumbo-Jumbo before he can get back up, but Mumbo waves his wand, turning the starbolt into a group of butterflies that fly away. Camilla joins the crowd of onlookers behind the police barrier and witnesses Jaden, Lilith and Koro in their Titan attire.
Camilla:
Wow, they're really holding their own against that magician guy. And Jaden doesn't look too bad in his Titan uniform either. (Blushes)
Avocet watches the butterflies fly away; he turns back to Mumbo, and his eyes glow an intense blue and he shoots starbolts at Mumbo's right. In shock, Mumbo drops his magic wand which falls to the ground. Avocet takes advantage of this to crush it with his foot.
Avocet:
Sorry gramps, your little magic act has been cancelled!
Mumbo stammers.
Hornet:
(Grabs Mumbo by the arm) Let's see you get out of jail this time. (To the police) He's all yours, boys.
Mumbo gets thrown in the back of a squad car before it speeds off to the jail.
Avocet:
That old geezer shouldn't cause us anymore troubles from now on.
He flies back to the tower; Beast Girl senses his frustration and follows him. Camilla approaches Hornet with the pizza box.
Camilla:
Aw man, they left before I could give Lilith the pizza that she wanted.
Hornet:
Don't worry, I'll give it to her. (Takes the pizza from her)
Camilla:
You guys did a great job out there, you know.
Hornet:
It's our job. Also, how'd you know it was me?
Camilla:
Just a gut feeling. It looks good on you.
Hearing that gets Hornet flustered under his helmet.
Hornet:
I, uh, thanks. Er, I'd better hurry and get this pizza to Beast Girl. Thanks again.
He activates his jetpack and flies off after Avocet and Beast Girl. Camilla stares after him in awe. Once he's left her line of sight, Camilla chuckles, smirks, and walks off for home.
Back at the Steel City Titans Tower: Avocet and Beast Girl were greeted by Don and Lian. Helena had gone home for the night.
Lian:
Still in the friendzone I see?
Beast Girl:
We're best buds. We don't need more. Right, Koro?
Avocet:
Yeah. We don't need more, I guess.
Don:
Then why do you look so frustrated?
Avocet:
It's just been a long day and I want to get some rest. (He stretches and fakes a yawn) I'm going home.
Beast Girl:
Me too.
Jaden:
(Arriving in the common room with a box) Your pizza, Lilith. Don't worry, Camilla paid.
Beast Girl:
Oh boy!
They leave via the zeta tube. Lian, Don, and Jaden now find themselves alone in the tower.
Don:
Man, I hope Helena learns how to make more delicious dishes like that omelette.
Lian:
So she's found her way to your heart.
Don:
I guess you could say that. But what I want to know is why me? I'm not exactly the nicest guy around.
Lian:
It's not too late to learn.
Grayson Residence, later. Koro is in his room, taking off his Avocet uniform and talking to himself in the mirror, annoyed with himself.
Koro:
C'mon Koro, why do you have to go and make things so complicated between you and Lilith?
Koro hears a knock on his bedroom door so he slips on a bathrobe to cover himself up.
Koro:
Come in.
Starfire enters.
Starfire:
Is something wrong, my little Bumgorf?
Koro:
I have a kind of curse. I can't tell Lilith that I love her more than a friend, than a teammate and it frustrates me.
Starfire:
Your father had the same problem and his excuse was the mission above all. If it wasn't for that ink monster, you and Mar'i wouldn't even be here.
Koro:
Dad told me about it but a giant monster that puts her life in danger, that's not common.
Starfire:
Believe me, Koro, your time to confess your feelings to Lilith will come.
Koro:
In a month? In a year? In 10 years? I don't know if I'll be able to handle it, Mom.
Starfire hugs him without answering.
Koro:
I just don't want to lose her, you know.
Starfire:
I know, bumgorf. Now, how about some hot chocolate?
Koro:
(Smiles) That sounds great.
Koro follows Starfire downstairs.
At the Logan Residence, Lilith is bitterly eating her pizza.
Garfield:
What's wrong, my little Tofu?
Lilith:
Boys are all useless, especially Koro.
Garfield:
What do you mean by that?
Lilith:
He only likes me as a teammate and best friend and it frustrates me.
Garfield:
He's too much like Robin back in the day. The guy was obsessed with hunting criminals, to the point of neglecting Starfire. I guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. (Chuckles)
Lilith:
Not only that, but he always chokes when he comes close to saying it. Despite everything we have been through, the incident with Kitten, the Court of Owls attack, the Royal Flush Gang, us being in love still seems so far away. This is really annoying! Paine and Murdoc have lovers! Well, Murdoc broke up with Kacey...but he had a girlfriend! I have nothing! This isn't fair!
Lilith begins to pout.
Lilith:
Tell me things get easier, dad.
Garfield:
I wish I could, sweetie, I really do.
Lilith:
You don't think Murdoc's gonna cause the end of the world, do you? Because I won't want to die single.
Garfield:
We're doing everything we can to make sure the worst case scenario doesn't happen.
Garfield gives her a hug.
Lilith:
I haven't told you this but, prior to Brion's arrival at the charity ball, Paine and I made a pact that we'd tell Balduin and Koro how we felt about them and we'd be couples by the end of the night. I still haven't met my end of the pact.
Garfield:
Well, if you're that afraid of the world coming to an end, I think that would be a good reason to honour your pact.
Lilith:
Thanks Dad.
Lilith and Garfield hug. Garfield notices her pizza.
Garfield:
You eating the rest of that?
Lilith hands her father a slice when he happily devours.
Garfield:
Not as good as the ones I make.
Lilith just chuckles as she eats another slice. She turns on the TV.
TV Announcer:
We now return to "Space Trek: 2222".
As Lilith watches TV, Garfield gets a call from Dick.
Garfield:
Dick, what's going on?
Dick:
(Voice) It's yours and Raven's turn for guard duty.
Garfield:
Alright, we'll be there. (Ends the call) I've got to go, Lilith.
Lilith:
I know. (Hugs her father) Be safe, please.
Garfield:
You have my word, Tofu.
He goes to change into his Changeling attire as Lilith returns to the TV.
Raven teleports in front of him, startling him.
Garfield:
I'll never get used to this.
Raven:
Whatever.
She wraps her husband up and disappears.
Wayne Manor, the same time. Helena is in her room, feeling particularly happy.
Helena:
Don enjoyed my cooking. I'm sure he'll ask me to be his girlfriend soon.
Cass enters.
Cass:
So, how'd it go?
Helena:
Really well! He loves my cooking.
Cass:
And you think that'll be enough for you and he to... get together?
Helena:
It's slow, but at least the ball's rolling.
Cass:
Slow for a speedster? How ironic.
Damian:
(Appearing from his room in just his boxers) Did I hear that right? Helena's got a boyfriend?
Cass:
Almost. You wanna give your little sister some relationship advice, seeing as you're in one?
Damian:
Um... Mar'i and I have known each other since we were babies. First as cousins then as friends then as lovers. But it's true that when she joined Slade as a new apprentice or when I went back to see my mother to follow in Ra's' footsteps, it was hard to trust each other again but we held on. It was easy to kiss her since she was learning new languages at the same time. We just had to keep her father from knowing. So you should be able to do it too, sis.
Helena:
(Panics) Oh God, the first kiss, that's right! How's that going to play out? What if Don has bad breath? What if *I* have bad breath?
Cass:
Slow down, Helena, it's not healthy to rush things.
Helena:
No, you're right. (She takes a breath and becomes calmer) I don't see what your advice has to do with me and Don, Damian, as we're from different families. Not to mention neither of us have had a dark and trouble past like you and Mar'i did.
Damian:
Yeah, those were rough patches. But love got us through those hard times and led us to better days, though they could be better if we weren't constantly interrupted.
Cass:
Haven't you and Mar'i tried putting a sock on the outside of your door?
Damian:
Too obvious; besides, Titus would just shred it.
Cass:
Then you should do it at the Tower.
Damian:
Good idea.
He returns to his bedroom. Helena just smiles at the thought of her and Don together.
Cass:
I'll leave you alone with your daydreams.
Helena:
Good night.
She leaves and returns to her room. Helena closes her door.
Helena:
So Bart is my son. He has the most famous grandfathers in the Justice League. Batman and the Flash. And he doesn't even brag about it. It's amazing.
End of 'Complicated'
Cast
Kari Wahlgren: Mar'i Grayson
Taylor Grey: Avocet/Koro Grayson
Stuart Allan: Damian Wayne
Alyson Stoner: Helena Wayne
Cameron Monaghan: Jon Kent
Debi Derryberry: Beast Girl/Lilith Logan
Karen Fukuhara: Lian Harper
Meagan Smith: Olivia Queen:
Zeno Robinson: Hornet/Jaden Stone
Max Mittleman: Don Allen
Olivia Hack: Dawn Allen
Greg Cipes: Changeling/Garfield Logan
Scott Menville: Nightwing/Dick Grayson
Khary Payton: Cyborg/Victor Stone, Aquaman/ Kaldur
Tara Strong: Raven/Rachel Logan, Barbara Gordon, Stargirl/Courtney Whitmore
Hynden Walch: Starfire/Kory Grayson
Jennifer Hale: Zatanna
Fred Savage: Hawk/Hank Hall
Alyssa Milano: Dove/Dawn Granger
Roger Craig Smith: Bruce Wayne
George Newbern: Superman/Clark Kent
Terrence Carson: Black Lightning
Jerry O Connell: Shazam/Billy Batson
Jim Parsons: Plastic Man
David Tennant: John Constantine
Will Friedle: Tim Drake
Mae Whitman: Stephanie Brown-Drake
Melissa Disney: Cassandra Cain
Yuri Lowenthal: Jason Todd
Pamela Adlon: Rose Wilson-Todd
Dante Basco: Grant Todd
Cricket Leigh: Adeline Todd
Alastair Duncan: Alfred Pennyworth
Grey Griffin: Selina Kyle-Wayne
Rebecca Romijn: Lois Lane-Kent
Kathreen Khavari: Camilla Reyes
Ray Wise: Jim Gordon
Joanna Cassidy: Maggie Sawyer
Vanessa Marshall: Renee Montoya
John DiMaggio: Harvey Bullock
Tom Kenny: Mumbo-Jumbo, Mayor Garcia
Thom Adcox: Klarion