This is a My Hero Academia and Princess Bride crossover fanfiction only.
Other Series and Franchises will be included.
A young girl is seen playing a video game with her twin brother, the brother was very sick, and was coughing quite loudly when they heard a knock on the door of the bedroom, they were playing Street Fighter 6 with an old refurbished system on an old tv they bought for her brother's birthday. As their mother and their grandmother walked into the room they were laughing as the sister was jumping in the joy that she beat her brother yet again.
"Kids, your granny Nana decided to visit us since she heard little Izuku was feeling under the weather so she decided to bring him a present so that he can get better." Lenalee immediately asked if it was a new game, but Izuku asked if it was a book about heroes and their quirks. Nana laughed and she said that no, it was an old book, that has been in her family for a very long time.
Lenalee moaned about it being a book about stuffy old history, boring, and with no pictures, Nana smiled, "Actually no, it is the story how about our family was first founded, it is a story of monsters, pirates, selfish royals, backstabbing nobles, and the pirate that was the most feared pirate in the seas, the Dread Pirate Roberts."
Both kids instantly became interested in this, Nana, smiled and she opened the book, she began to tell them the story of the oppressed farm boy named Westley who was the serf of a noble family, but he was always asked to do things by their daughter named Buttercup, much for the annoyance of her sisters Blossom and Bubbles.
Every day she would ask for more demanding requests, and Westley simply would say, as you wish. It was years after the death of their butler Mojo Jojo, that Buttercup finally understood that every time Westley said as you wish, he was declaring his love to her. As he stood there near her to comfort her at the funeral of her friend, the other two sisters not wanting to leave their sister's side, the sisters were near to comfort and give support to their sister.
Years passed and Westley had to take a trip across the sea to try and earn enough money so that he could ask for Buttercup's hand in marriage, but as the three sisters were sad to hear the news they went to the cabin where Westley lived and they entered the cabin afraid due to them hearing of a pirate that took no prisoners and they begged Westley to reconsider.
Westley could not be persuaded and as Buttercup and her sisters kissed him on the lips, things got a little bit more heated as time went by and he spent the night making love to all three of them, as he left them each a flower and a note as he finally picked his backpack and left.
It has been two years since they last heard from him, letters were not so easy to send across great distances in those days, and they suddenly became depressed when they heard the news that the ship Westley had been on had been attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, no survivors were expected, for this pirate took no prisoners.
Tatsumaki had come to check on her baby brother since she is worried about his health, and was bringing him some lemon tea with honey to help with his horrible coughing, with a smirk on her lips she said, "Well that is the shortest story I ever heard since Westley is the main character." Nana laughs and tells her to stop teasing her siblings since she knows far too well that is not the end of the story since Nana read it to her when she was their age.
Nana began to continue the story and said that Buttercup and her sisters became very depressed after the news of what happened to the ship, but to get their minds off the death of the stable boy, their parents arranged for them to marry a local prince, by the name of Prince Humperdinck.
Izuku then asked if the prince was related to the tech company Humperdinck Industries? Nana told him, that indeed, the company was founded by the descendants of the very same prince long ago, in a distant land where they had once been royals of a mighty kingdom. Supposedly there were quirks in this time, but since they were not as flashy or extravagant people consider them to be talents people learned.
As the royal wedding was coming closer and closer the girls had terrible guilt-driven nightmares that an old woman would call them names, and insult and would treat them as the lowest of the scum, feeling guilty that they would marry someone other than their beloved Westley. A group of criminals decided to kidnap all three sisters to ask for a massive ransom.
And even if the prince pays the ransom they simply plan to murder the troops he sent to rescue them and sell them off to an enemy kingdom, but as they were riding the ship towards their hiding place, a long boat was seen following them. A man shot at the person on the other boat, but he missed, a giant threw a large rock at the boat and the man simply slapped it away like it was a fly.
"No matter, once we get to the cliff, we can get rid of him. That is going to be your job Spaniard." The man had an elegant mustache looked at the girls and then at the short Italian, and told him not to worry, he knows what he is doing. His giant friend asked if he wanted him to stay with him to help, and the man laughed and told the giant to better make sure the girls are safe.
As they finally reached the cliff, they had lost sight of the boat and the masked man, and as the giant, the short man, and the girls left, the Spaniard began to laugh, "So how long are you planning to hide? I know you are there. So come on, at least introduce yourself, no reason not to be civil about it."
The masked man came out from behind a pillar, "I was not hiding, I sort of fell asleep waiting for you to get here, I been waiting for the last three hours. I don't need to introduce myself, you know me, I am well known in these waters, I am the Dread Pirates Roberts after all, but who are you?"
The man first asked him to show him both of his hands, and he saw that he had only ten fingers, "My name is Inigo Montoya, sorry to ask you to show your hands, but I am looking for a man who has six fingers on his right hand."
Roberts begins to think, Montoya, there is only one Montoya that I know of, Domingo Montoya, a master sword smith, a true tragedy when someone as skilled as him dies, "I remember since I commissioned a sword from Domingo Montoya, are you related to this man?"
The Spaniard began to laugh, "To think my father was famous enough to be known by a pirate of your esteem is quite flattering, but you are incorrect my father did not die, he was murdered by the six-fingered man I mentioned, he too commissioned a sword, but when he came for it, he was willing to pay for the sword but somehow he heard that he was also made a sword for you, and he demanded that he be given both swords."
"I love my father, but to him doing this would be a betrayal of his art, so he refused, as they fought he killed my father, I was probably five or six at the time, I didn't care, I took my father's blade and fought this man, he gave me these two scars to remember him by. I have dedicated every second of my life to learning everything I could about swordsmanship. This blade is the blade my father made for the six-fingered man, it has no equal except for yours which he has stolen."
He tossed the sword to Roberts who marveled at the beauty and feel of the sword, it was truly a work of art. He went to slash a large rock, Inigo was worried that his sword would break, but the sword cut the large boulder with ease into two pieces.
Inigo had to admit that he never thought that something like that was possible, Roberts told him the sword is a masterpiece it could handle the strain of striking something like that, but to cut the needs power, speed, and precision, and Roberts could only do it, with a blade of his caliber, cause anything else would have shattered.
"Now tell me, do I need to fight you, to rescue those three ladies?" Indigo began to laugh, and he smiled as he caught the sword as saw Roberts throw it back at him. "It would be a great tragedy if I miss sparing with such an accomplished man like yourself. So how about a short duel, do not worry about the girls, my friend is making sure they are quite safe, and my boss would not dream of harming his merchandise as he would call them."
Roberts took out his blade, and they stood at the center of the area, "I shall only use one-fifth of my abilities for this spar, I do not wish to kill you, after all, we might end up helping each other some other time. Maybe even hunt down that six-fingered man."
As the two men fought Roberts simply parried and evaded every single strike, it was like child's play to him, but with every single strike, he would stand in a way to teach the young Spaniard a little something different about how he used his sword. To Inigo this was a friendly spar, he was using his full strength but to Roberts, this was a lesson.
As the man finally could not strike anymore, Roberts asked him, what did he learn? Inigo told him that he needed to work on his footwork and stamina. Roberts mentioned that a few dancing techniques could prove to be quite useful when fighting with a blade. "Well, you must excuse me but I still need to find your friend and employer." He threw him a small bottle and told him that it would help with his fatigue.
As he left Inigo began to laugh, "Roberts is quite the interesting fellow, not only did he teach me something I failed to notice, but he even left me this bottle to help me feel better, I swear that one day I shall repay the favor."
As the man ran up the hill and saw the rather large man sitting by a tree, "Oh you finally made it, good, I do hate to sit near trees, I tend to break them. I gather my friend was killed, tragic, I have not met someone as nice as Inigo before."
Roberts told him that Inigo is simply tired, he didn't kill him, he was merely catching his breath. "So what is your story?" The giant smiled, "I am happy my friend is alive, so very well I shall tell you my story, I am Fezzik, I was a strong man for a circus until they let me go when I refused to kill a poor animal that I been taking care of. That is when I was hired to do this disagreeable job, but I need money to live, and no one hires someone my size out of fear."
Roberts told him that it was quite tragic, if they had met under different circumstances he was sure he would have made a great crew member on his ship. The Vengeance, after all, is more than large enough for him to live on. "That sounds nice, but sadly I need to knock you out, I was planning to hit you on the head with this rock, but you seem like a rather nice guy and I for one have not wrestled in some time. So how about it?"
They both entered into a massive circle that the giant was making with his feet as he had been talking. "Remember, that if you fall out of the circle, or the bottoms of your feet leave the surface you lose." Roberts was sort of surprised that this large man was challenging him to Sumo. They both came at each other trying to lift each other from the ground, but to the shock Fezzik, he was lifted off the ground him and body-slammed outside of the ring.
He finally sat down on the ground, "Well that was fun, it still hurt, it will take me a couple of hours I should be fine." Except Roberts took another bottle from his belt and threw it at him, and told him that drinking that with a full cup of water he should be fine in a few minutes. Fezzik looked at him and laughed and told him he had no cup, to which Roberts pointed at the tree he was once standing near, in one of the branches was the tin cup and on the ground a canteen of water.
He asked him if he knew where to find the girls and his boss? Fezzik smiled and said fifty feet in that direction it is not hard to find him, he more than likely is waiting there for either you or the soldiers. Not to worry he will make sure to return the favor later. As Roberts left Fezzik began to wonder what a strange young man, who knew that someone that feared would be this nice.
As he finally got to the area where the three ladies and the supposed employer of Fezzik and Inigo were waiting for him, "Oh do relax, the girls are perfectly safe, you bested my Spaniard, and I am no match to you when it comes to brute strength since you beat my Giant, so let me get comfortable and we can have a different sort of battle, a battle of wits."
Roberts smiled and said, "Very well, we have this, smell, but don't taste." The Sicilian smelled it and said that he smells nothing, "What you failed to smell is the most deadly poison known to man, it is odorless, tasteless, and dissolves in liquids, so here is what I propose, I shall poison a cup, but Buttercup shall ask us a single question, if you get the question right I drink, but if you get it wrong you drink, but if we both get it right we both drink."
And he placed three cards on the stone slab, Buttercup took one of the cards and began to read, "What crawls on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?" The Sicilian smiled at him and put up his hand, "Just before we should introduce ourselves, but I already know who you are, my name is Vizzini." As the introduction was over he smiles, and they both answered, man, which was correct, and they both took a drink from the cup and the man fell to the ground. Buttercup and her sisters were shocked, "So if the cup was poisoned why aren't you dying?"
Roberts told him he lied, it was just a small sleeping agent, the guy will simply wake up with a headache, but nothing was going to be that bad for him, he was rather polite. Buttercup is seen as angry at hearing his words, "Darn, and here we were hoping that you both would die."
He immediately cut the ropes on their hands and smiled, "Ladies, you don't even know me, what have I done for you to unleash your venom on me?" Bubbles tell him that they know who he is, he can try to deny it but they know that the Dread Pirate Roberts sails these waters, does he deny that it is him. Roberts does a small bow and smiles, "Indeed I am the Dread Pirates Roberts, with pride, what have I done to you three to make you wish for my death?"
Buttercup tells him that he attacked a merchant ship, and everyone knows that he doesn't take prisoners, and he begins to laugh, "And how do people know I kill all these people if they are supposed to be dead and nobody survived to tell the tale?" This makes Blossom rather surprised at the question and she said it was either from finding a ship with the entire crew dead or someone was spreading rumors to get people to hate him enough to kill him.
"I might be a pirate my dears, but I am no demon, I do attack merchant ships, but usually they carry dangerous contraband or even slaves, so of course, I kill a few people, but I do let those that were forced to do that dirty work or the slaves live. I may be a pirate but I have a code I follow, I shall not harm the innocent, or those who can't defend themselves, but tell me who is this man whom you think I killed?"
Buttercup tells him that he was a farm boy, and the man they loved, his name was Westley, "So please just kill us so that we may rejoin with our beloved." Roberts asked them if they don't have a groom they are supposed to marry, they glare at him, and tell him they would rather die than marry that man, it was arranged by their parents after they find out Westley died, and they would never arrange it otherwise.
"So you wish to die, very well, as you wish." That is when Buttercup came up to the man and without caring for her safety she took off the mask and seeing his face, she immediately slapped him and then kissed him, and the other two did the same thing. Roberts asked why the slap and kissed?
They all said the slap was for making them think that he was dead, and the kiss was for the rescue. "Westley if you are here where is the real Dread Pirate Roberts?" Blossom asked him. Westley simply laughed, "Because I am the real Dread Pirate Roberts, it is a title that has been passed down from one captain to the next, the last Roberts retired, he is living in a vineyard he grew with the money he made in Patagonia. So was the same with the other Roberts before him."
"The title is not the only thing we get, we get his abilities and talents, we are trained by the previous Roberts as he spent time as my first mate, so you see, I am not lying, I am the Dread Pirate Roberts, let's face it nobody would take the name the Dread Pirate Westley seriously." As they were talking the Sicilian began to get off the ground and began to complain about his headache.
"Well I am not dead, that is a plus, but it was still a dirty trick to lie about the poison. Hey, what the hell are you four doing here? Shouldn't you have left already?" Roberts smiles and looks at the supposed man, "I couldn't very well leave the daughter of one of my business partners alone on the ground, can I? Yes, I know about the ring Viola, your dad told me all about it, so come over here, I got a bottle for your hangover."
She immediately took off the ring and she went from an old short Sicilian to an average height black-haired beauty, the only thing that changed regards her clothes is that they changed to fit her body. "That is not fair, you know that men don't take girls seriously in the underworld, so I had to pretend to be a guy, but to think that dad would spill the beans about the ring. You two must be good friends."
Roberts began to laugh, "Actually I have known them for a couple of years, they are the main suppliers for the medicines we use on our ship, Vizzini your father that you pretended to be is a business partner of mine, so of course, I know about you, your family, and the ring." As they talked they saw the soldiers of Humperdinck and realized that there was no escaping. So he told Viola to run or the prince will kill her to make an example, she promised that one day she will pay back this favor as she ran away.
As the troops and the Prince finally reach them, the Prince and his advisor got off their horses and went to check on the girls, "Thank goodness, you three are not harmed, I was worried sick about what these ruffians would do to you. I gather this masked man is one of your kidnappers?"
Bubbles bows towards Prince Humperdinck and smiles, "No, my lord, this young man is the man responsible for saving us from our kidnappers, he fought them off by himself if we are to understand from what he told us." The Prince smiles and looks at him, and tells him such acts of bravery should be rewarded and they shall once they return to the palace.
"You three must need medical attention at worst, a bath and a warm meal at the best, so come with us to the castle where I may give you what you richly deserve." As the men handed him the reins of an extra horse they had they all took off towards the Castle.
At the same time, Viola took off toward her two employees, and found that Inigo and Fezzik were talking about what just happened to them, when Viola finally made it to them, "Ok, you two are alright, good, come on, let's go we got things to do no time to be lazy."
After hearing this they both asked who is she and why is she bossing them around? She tells them that she is their boss, to which Fezzik looks at her, "Look I might not be the smartest but I know that our boss is a guy, not a girl." Inigo had to agree that there is no way their boss is this cute woman. She grumbles and put on the ring turning back into the form of her father.
Sounding like her father again, "See as I said, I am your boss." Inigo comments that he was not expecting his boss to be both beautiful and smart, that this was a rare combination for a woman in this day and age, to which Viola took off her ring and told him there is no time for flirting, they need to go and save the masked man.
"Look, the masked man that you two met is a business partner of my dad, I don't doubt for a second that Humperdinck will try to kill him and claim that he rescued the girls by himself, but my dad will be very angry with me if his business partner dies and I could have saved him. If you think I am bad, my father and mother trained me, so you can imagine how bad things will get if they are angry."
Inigo and Fezzik did say that one day they would do him a favor, so why not. The real question is where would Humperdinck keep Roberts? Viola told them that he more than likely keeps him in the Zoo of Death and that her ex-girlfriend told her where the Zoo was, and how to sneak into it.
Meanwhile in the Zoo of Death, "Prince Humperdinck don't you think that putting him here will make the ladies question your word? You did promise them that this man would be rewarded." Humperdinck told Count Rugen that what he said is that the masked man would get exactly what he deserves, and what he deserves is a slow and painful death. He saw Westley strapped to one of the machines and glared at him.
"Do you honestly think that I would not know who you are? Those three have done nothing but talk about you every single time I met them, do you think I would forget their descriptions of you Westley? First, you took my chance to be the first man they ever been with, and now you take my chance to rescue them and win their affections, what could I possibly give you other than death?"
Nana decided to put the bookmark where the story had stopped and closes the book, Lenalee, Tatsumaki, and Izuku ask her why is she stopping? "I thought that you didn't want to listen to this boring story, but I do have to stop for today since I do have to visit my other three grandchildren, we can continue the story tomorrow," Tatsumaki complains that it was finally getting good. She tells them good night and she leaves the room. Tatsumaki tucks both into their beds and goes to her room and goes to bed herself.