I was eating out since my parents dragged me along with them, and after we sat down, I looked around the restaurant. Typical shit. But then I noticed that across from our table, there was the iconic red and white hair of Icyhot sitting in a booth. He was definitely eating cold soba, and I noticed there was another bowl of it on the opposite end of the table. I didn't know if he was also with family, if he was with a friend, or if the bastard had actually gotten together with someone.
Not gonna lie, I was hella curious to know, so I waited, occasionally glancing over at him. My goddamn old hag noticed, and with this smirk that I fucking hate, she asked me if I thought Icyhot was cute.
Who doesn't think he's attractive in some way?
After dealing with her, I glanced back at Icyhot again, and no one had showed up yet. He'd finished his bowl and was on his phone, but still, no one was there.
A few minutes later, guess what?
Icyhot pushed his empty bowl out of the way and pulled the full bowl of cold soba towards him to where the empty bowl was. Then, he casually started slurping down the rest of the noodles like a meat grinder going in reverse.
Then he paid and left.
I FOUND OUT HE WAS NEVER WITH ANYONE OR PLANNING ON MEETING ANYONE. HE WASN'T EVEN STOOD UP. NO, THIS ICYHOT BASTARD BOUGHT TWO BOWLS OF COLD SOBA ALL FOR HIMSELF, AND NOW MY OLD HAG THINKS I'M GAY.
She's not wrong, but THIS ISN'T HOW I WANTED HER TO FIND OUT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
FUCK YOU, ICYHOT.