Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Several years and 574 chapters later, I still wonder why I agreed to do this.

"Because this is one of your all time greatest hits," Arceus said because he was relaxing on a palm tree somewhere near the many white and red temples Seaside Hill. "Or at least it used to be until-"

"Ha! As if this garbage is iconic," Gruntilda Winkybunion the warty green witch stated since she adjusted her purple scarf and black hat. "This whole story screams to be rather ironic!"

"WAH! GET OUT OF MY STORY!" Waluigi bellowed angrily for he shooed away Arceus, Gruntilda, and myself, wanting the story proper to start as things were going off the script as intended.

"Oh but they're not." Harvey Birdman stated so profoundly while pointing at the air. "Because this story is getting a makeover!"

Waluigi and Birdman then got into a fight with it not ending so well for Harvey.

Waluigi sighed in annoyance; he shook his head. Not a single customer in sight.

And despite being in the extremely popular Seaside Hill, the tall lanky handsome purple mustachioed man themed as a 'bad twisted counterpart' had yet to see anyone pop up.

"Hmm. You would think I would get at least someone," Waluigi commented, folding his arms. "Maybe putting it at the southernmost part of Seaside Hill wasn't smart..."

Waluigi looked back, spotting the wonderful view of the green grass on the orange checkerboard hills, then turning to the front to see the beautiful view of the sandy beach and the waves.

"Sure, I have a great view, but come on, who's gonna want tacos here?" Waluigi asked himself, placing both of hands on his face.

Princess Daisy farted a deep pitched bassy tuba poot as she suddenly popped up out of nowhere, as cheerful as a cute kitten or adorable puppy, wearing her usual yellow dress as she greeted herself with her infamous catchphrase. "Hi I'm Daisy!"

"Go away, Gassy." Waluigi muttered angrily in annoyance as he pulled down his purple cap in frustration, knowing how much of a pest the tomboy princess from Sarasaland could be at times.

Daisy placed both of her shoulders on the white colored cart. "Come on, Waluigi, mah boi, why can't I have a taco? I can't enjoy a good spicy meal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?"

Waluigi pushed Daisy off. "You just want it so you can fart more!"

Daisy giggled as she pointed at herself. "Well duh... gotta keep my cute, pootsy wootsy figure!" She let out a cute little poot, squealing like a young girl as she clapped her hands together. "Come on, let me have a taco!"

"No." Waluigi remarked.

"Please?" Daisy pleaded, holding her hands together.

Waluigi turned around, slamming his hands on the cart. "Daisy, how many times do I have to-"

Toadette handed Waluigi a ten dollar bill. Waluigi and Daisy were shocked to see Toadette, who just literally popped up out of nowhere. Waluigi's confused look turned into a grin as he snatched the ten dollar bill, placing it into his front right overalls pocket, and giving Toadette ten tacos.

Daisy gasped, realizing how cheap the tacos were. "Only a dollar for a taco?" She dashed away, returning with a large yellow briefcase. "Shut up and take all of my life savings!"

Waluigi blinked as he was flooded by a mountain of green dollar bills. Daisy took as many tacos as she could, gleefully giggling as she ate them one by one, in one gulp. Toadette watched, deciding to munch down on the tacos she had as well. Waluigi popped his head out of the money pill, smiling as he pulled out his arms.

"Maybe this taco stand wasn't a bad idea after all!" Waluigi commented as he chuckled. "If it makes business like this, I can't afford to lose!"

Daisy farted loudly, her butt facing Waluigi. Waluigi's purple cap was blasted away by the gusty fart, with Waluigi twitching his right eye. Daisy slightly blushed as she giggled.

"Oh my, excuse me!" Daisy apologized as she giggled, munching down on the tacos again as she let out another loud fart.

Toadette giggled, laughing at Waluigi's reaction as she fell over on her back on the smooth grass.

"It's gonna be one of those stories!" Toadette added as she placed her hands on her face, smiling.

Waluigi narrowed his eyes, groaning as he shook his head. "On second thought, I'll have to deal with this madness...ugh..."

Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha both watched from the bright blue sea, turning to each other as they witnessed what had just occurred.

"I have the feeling that we're going to be involved a lot more in this story," Dry Bowser remarked to Petey.

"Yeah, I guess so," Petey mumbled in agreement as the two heavyweight characters kept swimming in the calm waters surrounding Seaside Hill, knowing what this predicament would ultimately lead to.

"Holy fucking hell, Daisy! Stop friggin' farting already! We get it!" Waluigi exclaimed, but alas, the flatulent tomboy princess kept on pooting away since it was clear as day that tooting was her priority.

Course this was made worse for him as this methane madness was joined by Toadette farting herself suddenly.

"I couldn't help it." Toadette admitted while grabbing a nearby yellow colored P balloon and inflating herself, going around the air with her air deflating flatulence. "A gassy gal has to be with her farty pal!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put up with her..." Pikachu said to Space Ghost as they were observing this on the sandy beach nearby within the sand.

"Yeah. My cohorts are annoying enough, but this is a whole lever above that," Space Ghost responded as he had his arms folded, his yellow cape blowing by the combined natural wind and Daisy's farting.

"Oh, it's no use trying to get sense to Daisy..." Silver The Hedgehog explained as he was doing another pizza delivery, dressed in his Pizza Hut gear.

"Indeed. The chances of Waluigi succeeding in spite of this seem to constantly shift," R.O.B. added, the Robotic operation Buddy realizing that this might not end up the way the tall lanky purple man of twisted evil may wish for it to settle.

Popo and Nana both laughed as the Ice Climbers watched alongside the others, taking enjoyment of this as they knew that they had another way of messing with Waluigi, who already realized how much of a pain these two could be from his experiences as an Assist Trophy.

Meanwhile, a bunch of high quality characters were nearby on another part of the beach, ready to get in on the action themselves as they were about to yabba dabba do it to it and have a gay old time.

"Ahehehe! Looks like this tall lanky man is not holding back the business!" Fred Flintstone casually laughed because he was feeling grand, dad.

"I just wonder... is he a real taco maker?" Robbie Rotten asked while he did weird cartoony hand motions.

"Oh boy, how I love tacos." Inspector Gadget stated in his ever blissfully stupid way for he was playing around with his using his go-go gadgets. "They make me go wowzers like when I play Mineycrafta with my free I Pad to build brown bricks in Minecrap!"

Tito Dick 'Dickman' Baby smiled and he held up his pants. "Ohoaho, let's just not get too excited yet... the fun has yet to begin..."

Toujou Nozomi farted while she stylishly pointed at herself, squealing with charming joy. "Todokete!"

"Holy crap, Lois!" Peter Griffin exclaimed as he was there for no reason at all, placing his hands on his head. "This reminds me of the time that I had a cameo in a famous fanfic!"

Everyone then looked at the Family Guy oddly, wondering if this was just another of his many funny moments. Dr. Hoshi and Peppy Ankylosaurus were walking on the beach, seeing the memes gathered together as the original characters looked at each other, the dinosaur feeling out of place.

"I think Yoshizilla did it again," Dr. Hoshi explained while the purple raptor in the white lab coat adjusted his light blue glasses.

"What makes you say that?" Peppy sarcastically quipped since the yellow Ankylosaurus pulled out some lettuce he had with him and began munching on it.

"Wah! Screw you guys! I get the last word! WALUIGI GETS LAST WORD!" Waluigi angrily snapped as he pulled out a Waluigi Launcher, proceeding to blast everyone with copies of himself, because overall the story was about one thing... tacos being sold by Waluigi. Of course he couldn't even enjoy this as he was blasted by Godzilla's radioactive atomic breath, who bellowed loudly as the king of the monsters was engaged in a decades long war with his relative the Rhedosaurus, with the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms not letting his distant cousin keeping the crown as Waluigi was reduced to a pile of ashes, for which parts started flying off in the salty sea air towards the Ocean Palace and Sea Gate. "Ahh... I give up."

Plum farted while she was trying to play golf near the taco stand with her feeling quite embarrassed and yet hungry upon feeling her stomach growl. "Ooh am I feeling stinky but I'm also starting to feel that hunger effect...!"

"You say that as if it's surprising." Waluigi grumbled while he was preparing a fresh round of tacos for he clearly wasn't fond of where this was going.

"Am I ever going to amount to anything besides being the most popular OC for golf?" Plum asked while fanning her rumbling rump. "Would be nice..."

"Wah... kid, take it from me, you should have branched out of it like I did years ago from tennis."

Plum's stomach growling was getting to her as she blushed, trying her best to focus on golfing as it was her passion to be such a good golfer girl. However, it was not to be as this 1 instance led to her farting loudly, which made her swing and miss the area she wanted the golf ball to land.

"Oh man! I was so close, too!" Plum bemoaned while catching a whiff of her stinky steamer and pinched her nose, blushing brightly for she noted how embarrassing this felt. "Ugh, and I thought my sweat was smelly! Eww!"

"Still feeling gassy?" Charlie teased, having finished up a game of golf and laughing upon hearing the gas blasters that Plum farted out earlier.

"What do you think?" Plum snapped for her farts didn't stop, making her drop her golf club while she blushed in embarrassment. "It's been like this ever since I had those mushroom delicacies!"

Charlie patted her on the back since he wasn't fazed by the golfer girl's stinky melody. "Well you know the 1 thing about fungi... never trust the spores it contains!"

"That doesn't help at all..." Plum mumbled with her face cheeks puffing up as her rear belched out more methane.

"Well who's fault is that?" Charlie chortled as he clapped. "You like to focus on golf, but when you go off on anything different, your body doesn't react well!"

Plum was about to slap when her stomach grumbled loudly, causing her to collapse on the ground as her fart blasts became more sloppy with each instance of broken wind. "Oh... I'm gonna need a new dress after this..."

"You don't have to tell me twice!"

"Oh shut up!" Plum barked as her butt belched more rancid farts. "Why are you still here to taunt me?"

"Because it's funny seeing you in any situation that's not you golfing, especially this kind of thing!"

Watching Plum fart up a stinky storm from a distance were her fellow golfers.

Sonny: "Is this what she meant when there were gas problems plaguing her?"

Harry: "I could have sworn it was in reference to the pipes that were leaking fumes."

Maple murmured as she had her arms folded together, wondering if she should do anything to help her farting female friend that happened to be a gassy girl golfer.

"Oh no! Not again..." Plum groaned while feeling her stomach churn with every swing, an explosive fart causing her to miss swinging the ball as she sent the club soaring instead. "I've lost count on how many times I've messed up! Maybe I should go see a doctor."

Maple pointed out in a calm manner while adjusting her visor, "Oh yes that does sound ideal, but I don't think a doc is gonna help you out."

"What do you know?" Plum snapped as she went to grab her golf club, only to feel another fart blast right out of her as it caused the grass behind her to wilt. "Sheesh... why do I stink so much?"

"If it makes you feel better," Maple stated with her placing 1 of her hands on Plum's shoulder and lifted her right leg to let loose a long wet fart. "Sometimes I get a bit potent too."

"While I appreciate you breaking the wind with me, it's still not enough to make me feel better." Plum admitted as her stomach grumbled in conjunction with her farting as her rancid farts caused the clear blue sky to slowly turn green as a result, with more of the grass wilting away.

"Well if it wouldn't be enough, then what will?"

"Just the thought that you can somehow handle this shit!"

"Well it's like golf, you have to be patient and wise in order to get anywhere."

"So what you're saying is that I should control my bowels like I do my club?"

"Now you're getting it!"

"That sounds like the stupidest thing I've ever heard..." "...but given that I practically do nothing but golf exclusively, I guess it wouldn't be bad if I attempted it."

"Why am I farting so much again?" Plum groaned since she was feeling embarrassed for being gassy again. "I swear this happens whenever I eat before I go to golfing sessions!"

"I seriously can't stop farting!" Plum complained about her farts since she had to pause her game of golf while she passed by a tennis court which made her get a glance from a fellow Camelot made human. "Hey you! Is there anything at the stands that can make flatulence not that common?"

"Err... not really!" Nina admitted while she was practicing her tennis skills on the field against a machine for she farted herself. "Oh! Looks like you're rubbing off on me!"

"Please that's something I don't want to hear-" Plum tried to say only for her stomach growling to warn her since it made her blast out more bassy braps that messed up her already smeared shorts. "D'oh! Now I stained myself again for the 5th time!"

Nina gasped upon raising her hand by her mouth while lowering her tennis racket upon watching the embarrassed golfer girl take off via flatulence with her shaking her head. "I kinda feel bad for her...!"

"Just my luck!" Plum groaned to herself while she kept on pooting away.

"So 5 times the 914 opportunities you might have had to make it so that you wouldn't get involved within this..." Waluigi noted while casually smashing away the stale tacos he didn't sell with his tennis racket. "Guess by my calculations there isn't much to stop Plum's Farting Problem."

"Hey! You're not helping!" Plum snapped with her stomach grumbling for she was hungry and yet still had fart gas within her. "D'oh not again...!"

Melody Pianissima farting was making her in the mood to fuel her ghastly body with more gas churning food. "Yes I do think I'll take your tacos to help fuel my cacophony-"

"You better pay up good then." Waluigi complained for he was quick to point out that he had a vacuum within his taco stand in case things went the wrong way.

Melody was quick to fart out an entire mansion's worth of money with her smirking since she was in a delightfully devilish mood. "How do you feel about having the word count pumped up without you having to do anything?"

"Now you got me curious!" Waluigi laughed while rubbing his gloved hands together. "Go ahead and do it while I count all this money I got!"

Melody Pianissima farting was keeping her in touch with herself since she was making quite the stinky tunes that were filling up her fart lingering music room with all sorts of brown notes. "Peeyew~! Ooh these sound very vile! I sure have to check this smelly dress of mine, because even though I know it's purple it's appearing more dark with every wonderful tuba poot I let loose! My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!" Pianissima explained with her enjoying the fart fumes fumigating in her seat in front of her piano. "Though I can play a very soft melody I prefer to have all sorts of beautiful composure, as you can tell with the way my rumbling rump is singing!"

Indeed with every bassy deep pitched toot emerging from her ghoulish dump truck the stinky girl was definitely getting a lot of mileage out of her endless flatulence. Melody was playing her piano while she farted since it was keeping her skills refreshed after spending the night playing with her other instruments. "Ah yes. I ought to have plenty more in there; after all it isn't every day that I choose to have other things to play around with besides my musical methane maker and my trusted piano. I'm certain all the other instruments feel quite lonely when I decide to give them a break but to be fair it's been a long time since I flexed my pooter like this! Now let's really make music mine!"

Melody farted and it smelled more rotten than she thought since she was quick to fan away her vile stinky farts that caused the musical instruments in her musical room to start melting. "Peeyew! Now that really is a stinker of a tune! I better go and get this ghastly dress of mine cleaned up!"

Melody Pianissima farting attracted an unlikely suspect in being within her music room since she moved it to the highest part of the haunted mansion with her singing alongside her bassy poots for the various ghosts were cheering her on. "Ah yes! Don't you just love to feel these brown notes go right through you! I might have to exchange this lovely smelly seat of mine for a toilet to spread my stinky tunes onto!"

Melody felt her stomach grumble which meant it was time for her rump to rumble since she could hear a couple of ghost mice crawling within her music room and it was clear that she was going to enjoy gassing them out with her vile farts. "Ooh these really reek! I hope you enjoy the brown notes that are smearing my stained dress because I certainly am...!"

Melody Pianissima farting was keeping her mind sharp since she decided to depart from her music room like the lingering scents emitted from her rump with her humming due to her needing a different change of scenery to keep her inspired. "I should have done this a long while ago... honestly it feels better to inspire my musical methane if I go across to different places within this spooky building!"

"Wow this place stinks more than I do on a sweaty day!" Boasted the 1 and only Pokemon's Farting Hilda since she farted her way into the building looking to see if there were any ghost type Pokemon to add to her team since she noticed the various pocket monsters dashing away from her. "Maybe I should load up on the beans again...!"

"Is that a fellow farter I hear?" Melody said to Hilda upon popping up in front of her with the gassy girls ripping ass simultaneously.

"I sure doo-doo be!" Hilda proudly boasted upon showcasing the sharting stains on her smeared jean shorts. "I take it that you're causing this farty funk. I like it!"

"Well yes I certainly am the culprit for this rotten egg smell!" Melody laughed upon deciding to have her brapping bum against Hilda's rumbling rump which caused their combined flatus to shake the entire mansion. "It's always better to fart together like this!"

"P.U." Melody teased upon playing up her brown notes on her putrid piano while fanning her pungent poots blasting right out of her ghastly hide that reeked badly. "It's a good thing I can choose to not sniff that because ooh man does it stink!"

Melody Pianissima farting was causing the flames on the various candlesticks to go crazy and she of course took this with a stinky sense of humor since she found pleasure in being so pungent with her musical poots. "Oh my these really stink! Better change this stinky dress of mine before I really end up baking brownies from my barely visible oven! It will definitely be hot and smelly for sure...!"

Melody let out a huge fart and she fanned it away from her since it carried such a big stink it made her almost gag which was enough to make her laugh. "Peeyew! That 1 really stinks! I sure hope there isn't anyone who gets sick from my musical methane masterpiece...!"

"Ugh... I can't breathe like this!" Anna gasped upon breaking wind herself for she was quick to faint since the commonly seen Fire Emblem character couldn't handle such a ghastly sink in her senses.

"Can't handle my stinky brown notes?" Melody laughed and taunted upon fanning her farting towards her flatulent victim upon giggling since she was enjoying the fact that her musical poots were driving everyone else insane since it drove her to continue breaking wind to such a disgustingly powerful degree. "Aww, looks like you can't muster this ghastly gamer girl gas!"

"Come on you dunce! What's wrong with wanting to know the end results of having way too much food combining into something so stinky?" Melody called out while continuously farting, rubbing her wind breaking butt and playfully stuck her tongue out. "Why can't a fellow music methane maker like me not have a little bit of fun? And both 'fart' and 'fun' begin with the same letter!"

"Phew; that toilet certainly isn't going to survive after those beans went right through me!" Melody teased in her giggles while fanning the reeking air that caused the wallpaper to peel from the rotten stench emitting from her fart factory while she let loose. "How I do love that musical fruit that certainly can make me poot!"

"Hmm... 11 chapter parts. Interesting." Waluigi said and caused the portion of the story to stop.

Princess Shokora farting. "Oh excuse me..."

"Yeah you should." Waluigi complained while selling his tacos in the neon lit amusement area that was the Casino Park, being near the Bingo Highway.

Princess Shokora farted constantly while she was outside the pyramid that she found herself within since she felt like she was pent up for having many years of staying in 1 place: fanning herself while feeling her stomach growl made her feel quite embarrassed and yet she was happy since she was going through the colorful jungle surrounding the deserted area. "Peeyew! I sure do stink... yes quite. You know I don't think that handsome large fellow in yellow is going to come back... maybe I should take these gas blasts of mine and head somewhere else!"

"That surely would be a good idea." Said an alternate version of the pooting princess with a more adult appearance for she farted herself upon being through a vortex. "There's so much to the world out there than being congested in here!"

"Really?" The true younger Shokora asked with her hands clenched and her brapping butt cheeks clapping within her stinky dress. "Are you serious about this wonderful proposal?"

"Why yes I am indeed."

Shokora decided to not wait any longer and bent over to blast out a thunderous tuba toot that violently shook the jungle surrounding the pyramid which in turn allowed her within the confines of the portal; she screamed since she could see her alternate self suddenly vanish before her eyes while she tumbled through a warp, breaking wind all the way through.

Waluigi yawned. "Wow does that put me to sleep. Guessing you have more than that to tell me."

"Oh dearest me... how did I end up here?" Asked the plucky Princess Shokora farting while going through several pockets in a digital world for she noticed the Digimon and Pokemon were interacting quite well with each other. "I don't recall stepping through a portal when I went into the pyramid. Maybe I was having another dream of mind and I didn't think too much of it... I must have been in my cat form!"

Waluigi yawned. "Sheesh is that exhausting."

"Ooh she does look quite cute." Ness' Mommy commented in pleasure upon lowering her eyes in a seductive manner while moving her motherly hips that were containing her paint peeling poots. "Come here and let momma soothe you honey."

"Oh miss, I don't think-" Shokora tried saying only for her to scream since she found herself pushed into the methane making mama and ended up staining her smeared pink dress as a result. "Ooh; I think that 1 is going to require me a change of clothing!"

"Heh: don't worry girl, you get used to it after a while." Ness' mom pointed out since she planted her brap burping big butt onto Shokora's rumbling rear for them to cause the house to shake from their thunderous tuba toots.

"This is so embarrassing..." Shokora whimpered since she could feel how intense her farting was becoming.

Ness' Mother laughed while she kept wiggling her fart churning hips. "Oh honey it's like I said earlier: you'll get used to it!"

"Hope mommy cooked something yummy for me, I'm getting hungry...!" Was suddenly said by the also gassy Ness farting his way back to his origin point for the Mother Earthbound PSI powered boy was coming back to pick something up; he had 0 idea of the flatus that was awaiting him within his own home since he was already ripping ass as it was! He hummed since he managed to fart his way back home so when he opened the door he came to quite the surprise of seeing his mother farting with Shokora., laughing while proceeding to fan the reeking odor hitting his simple drawn face. "Okay; wow! It's really stinky in here and for once it isn't just from me or my mom!"

"Ooh hi honey!" Ness' Mother greeted upon having her hands on her growling stomach since her deep pitched motherly methane was echoing throughout the entire smelly house. "As you can tell by this sulfur scent we kinda decided to let loose so we can get to know each other better!"

"Well we certainly have." Shokora admitted while fanning her rotten egg farting since she could see it was starting to stain her dress. "Peeyew! I probably should have brought clean underwear-"

"Oh you don't fret honey we barely have that here." Ness' mom pointed out in laughter that made her fart more.

Shokora blushed a bright red shade of embarrassment since she could tell that her farts were starting to turn sloppy upon noticing how much the methane making mommy's son was getting his interest piqued by this. "...does he really have to watch though? This feels so weird...!"

Waluigi yawned. "Well that certainly wasn't all that exciting."

"You're not making me feel better!" Shokora snapped for she farted directly at the purple man which of course got her attacked by his tennis racket swinging.

Vivian farting was making her stink. "Ooh excuse me, these tacos are making me stink."

Waluigi scoffed while playing around with his tennis racket. "Oh brother."

"Oh but why?" Vivian asked.

Waluigi shook his head. "Because I have a feeling you got a stinky story to place upon me too."

"Well then you're right!" Vivian said with her clasping her gloved hands together while she farted. "Get ready for it!"

"Joy." Waluigi sarcastically commented while he slammed a taco with his tennis racket.

Vivian placed her hands behind her back as she was at the salty port in Rogueport, humming as she watched the morning transform into the afternoon, the sky becoming pure blue as she smiled.

"My, it sure is nice out here!" Vivian exclaimed as she giggled, placing her right hand up to her mouth as she was enjoying the surprisingly decent weather of the shady harbor. "I just wish my friends were here... it gets kind of lonely..."

Vivian's stomach grumbled as Vivian gasped, placing her hands on her stomach as she glanced down, gasping.

"Oh my... I think that Diet Pepsi I had at the Rogueport Inn is making me a little gassy..." Vivian admitted as she let out a small burp, covering her mouth with her right hand. "Gosh, pardon me!"

That cute little belch wasn't the only gas brewing in Vivian, as the Shadow Siren bent over, letting out a fart that sounded like a gun shot. The Toads and Bob-ombs patrolling the pier screamed as they panicked, not knowing where the gun shot came from as they all ran up the stairs and into the main town. Vivian blushed in embarrassment as she had her right hand on her face cheek.

"Goodness... I didn't expect my flatulence to sound like that..." Vivian admitted as she felt her stomach rumble again, letting out another fart that sounded like a car honking. "Oh gosh... I need to lay off the carbonated drinks..."

Feeling confused at how strange her farts sounded, Vivian decided to wait for a boat to pull into the harbor as she noticed a small red, white, and blue ship rolling in, with Vivian recognizing it as it was the same ship that transported Mario to the harbor. Much to Vivian's shock, it was Toadsworth who was on the ship, with neither Mario or Peach with him as the old Toad decided to take a much needed vacation from the chaotic region that was his home.

"Oh, hello Ms. Vivian," Toadsworth commented as he came off the ship, approaching the flatulent Shadow Siren. "I decided to take a vacation from the Mushroom Kingdom and check up on this place. Though this place is suspicious, I feel a bit more comfortable here than in my own home..."

Vivian chuckled sheepishly as she placed her hands behind her back. "It's... nice to see you, Toadsworth." She let out another awkward fart, this one sounding like the horn of a boat.

"Goodness gracious, I believe that boat captain is saying goodbye to us!" Toadsworth stated as he waved goodbye to the boat that was sailing towards the southern direction.

Vivian smiled nervously as she gulped, not knowing how to break it to Toadsworth as her farting was more complicated than it sounded. Course this wouldn't go unnoticed as 1 Ms. Mowz happened to notice the burning scent of the air.

"Huh, I recognize that stench anywhere." Ms. Mowz said to herself while shifting her eyes. "...Could it be..."

Vivian and Toadsworth both headed up to the main part of Rogueport as Toadsworth decided to have a drink at Podley's Place, the Chuckola Cola bar run by Podley.

"Come, Vivian. Are you quite thirsty?" Toadsworth asked Vivian as the old Toad turned his head to the Shadow Siren.

Vivian simply shook her head as she held her hands together. "Well... not really..." She admitted, gasping as she let out a fart that sounded like a cat shrieking.

"Dear lord, what was that?" Toadsworth gasped as he placed his right hand on his face.

Vivian blushed as she touched her shadowy fingertips together. "Oh... you know how there are cats that are always in the back of alleys..."

"...Quite." Toadsworth commented as he approached the bar, facing Podley. "How are you doing, my good man?"

"Fine, fine." Podley commented as he was cleaning an empty glass. "Things have been a bit less exciting than as usual. Mainly because I keep doing the same stuff."

Vivian smiled as she held her hands together, feeling flustered when her stomach grumbled again. "Uh oh... you know where the bathroom is?"

"It's... just to the right," Podley remarked as he moved his left hand around. "Why? What's wrong?"

Vivian gulped as she felt another rumble in her stomach. "I just... need it quick!" She quickly dashed into the bathroom, shutting the door shut with the sailors curious at Vivian's need for the restroom; a loud explosion was suddenly heard, shaking the entire inn as everyone gasped.

"Goodness gracious!" Toadsworth exclaimed and he flailed his arms, falling on his back. "Help! My leg!"

Vivian gasped as she had her hands on the bathroom door, panting as she shook her head. "Oh goodness... I have to keep my bad gas to a minimum, or I might blow up all of Rogueport! This gas in my ass is really-"" Vivian interrupted herself with a huge deep pitched poot, blushing madly farted several more thunderous tuba toots as she kept stinking it up, y'know IN THE BATHROOM, with Toadsworth having fainted as the bar patrons looked down on him with curiosity. "How could I let myself get so careless...!?"

"You're going to be alright in there?" Podley asked as he heard a huge fart follow up his sentence, with Vivian moaning right afterwards. "...I take it as a no."

"I never heard a ghost fart."

Later on Vivian had gathered Ms. Mowz and Toadsworth to fix her up, and from what it seems it might have worked.

"Do you feel the need to fart?" Toadsworth asked while adjusting his glasses.

Her stomach growling, Vivian held both of her hands together. "Well I could try to see if I really got anything left in me."

Ms. Mowz rubbed the back of her head. "Probably not a good idea-"

And with 1 huge fart, Vivian accidentally set the entire area on fire, with it helping to bring a flammable end to her problem.

"Man that was a snore." Waluigi said with him quite exhausted.

Waluigi practiced his tennis skills while he was waiting for something interesting to happen when he happened to spot a certain bunch of dinosaurs he raced around with before all walking towards his direction. "Wah... here comes trouble."

"Well what do you want to do since we've stopped competing?" Birdo suggested, the pink dinosaur adjusting her red bow.

Bronto the Brontosaurus scratched his blue sauropod head, and then he spotted the particular taco stand/ "There! We can eat there!"

Boshi snarled and he shook his head while holding his arms together in a disgruntled manner. "Dipshit, what the hell is matter with you? We don't have any time to eat."

"Didn't we agree that we were grabbing a bite on the way to the airport regardless matter what, damn it!" Heppy Ankylosaurus snapped with the purple dino being a bit more aggressive than usual.

Shelia the Stegosaurus murmured about and swung around her spiky yellow tail around and casually nodded. "Fine, do what you like. But don't we have something important to do?"

"Who cares! I'm getting hungry myself...!" Zirdo exclaimed for the green Birdosaurus was feeling quite happy in a bubbly matter that was helping to keep the reptilian group from getting too bored.

Melody Pianissima farted her way back to the tall lanky man with her chuckling since she was tooting while playing the trumpet she had with her. "Did you miss me?"

"I genuinely didn't." Waluigi grumbled with his focus being on the various tacos he was going to prepare for the crowd rush that was inevitably going to arrive while being present at the Final Fortress Zone for some strange reason. "And I can see where the word count is going to inflate yet again."

"Well yes, and you better get ready because it's not just me!" Melody insisted with her using her ghastly gas to somehow trigger the scene change to something completely different.

Vivian farted loudly and she playfully laughed while fanning the reeking air behind her. "Ooh that certainly felt spooky-"

"If you think that's scary then you haven't smelled my stinky song!" Melody Pianissima farted upon being summoned for being akin to a gassy ghost girl such as her. "I dare you to beat my melodic methane!"

"Do we really need to make such a wonderful passage of the wind a contest-"

"To see who is the best? Why of course!"

So that is how poor Vivian got roped into having a fart off with Melody since both of the ghoulish girls had their ghastly fumes populate the haunted woods surrounding a particularly infamous mansion.

"Well I'm certainly feeling fartier than I normally would!" Vivian admitted while she and Melody were going through the spooky woods near the Twilight Town. "Come to think of it how come we seem to be the only ones here?"

"Honestly I'm not too sure." Melody responded while she playfully fanned her reeking tuba poots that echoed throughout the broken wind. "Maybe it's just being too pungent for the others to handle?"

"I think that might be it!" Vivian gasped upon accidentally using 1 of her fire spells while she was still ripping ass which caused the forest to catch on fire. "Whoops!"

Her stomach growling while both of the gassy girls were playing the GameCube in the haunted mansion's music room led Vivian to lead towards the right and fart out flames with her sighing of relief and fanning it. "Phew... excuse me. Golly does that stink!"

"Ha. You think that's a stench?" Melody scoffed with her batting her own grumbling gut and then burping for she topped it off with huge bassy farts that smeared her already stained dress, fanning her face upon continuing to hold onto her Gamecube controller. "P.U! Now that reeks!"

"Oh my...~!" Vivian gasped with her blush becoming more crimson red for both of the flatulent females kept on pooting away since eventually they paused their game and proceeded to compete with how had the more severe sharts. "I feel like we're making a smelly cube in here!"

"See? Told you." Waluigi pinpointed with him not looking impressed since he had almost all of his tacos finished during the time it took for this lore dump to be finished.

"Well you haven't seen all that much yet!" Melody giggled with her playing the saxophone while her rumbling rump roared out similar sounding brass ass gas since it set up the scene for another brassy brapper who happened to be quite skilled at music too...!

...If there's 1 thing that always made Melody Pianissima farting, it was having music play around to it. Luckily for her that she would get an unexpected visitor to her fuming room of musical tastes, with Tiny Kong farting her way in as a surprise guest!

"Ooh, the tunes we're emitting are quite tuneful!" Melody laughed while playfully fanning the farty air. "It's really stinky!"

"You're telling me, these toots are so musical!" Tiny chuckled while wiggling her fart churning hips. "I could keep this up for hours!"

"I'm quite surprised we haven't met each other before now. Our poots go in hand with each other!"

"But don't you think we should have the other instruments play out with each other?'

"What a smelly fun idea!"

And then they proceeded to play their instruments to go with their pungent flatulence. Later on both of the stinkers were still making a stinky melody of farts that was anything but tiny, as the gassy girls were enjoying themselves a bit too much!

"Oof, I can just feel those poots making stains on my pants!"

"Goodness, at this rate I might need to get a new dress to hold my ghastly concoction!"

"Well let's see if we could go even bigger, don't you agree?"

"Absolutely, let's prove how musical our fart factories can be!"

And then in a smelly combination of bass, the flatulent females proceeded to literally bring the house down with their breathtaking fart tunes.

"Ooh, this is really going to leave a -BLORT- mark on my clothes!" Melody laughed while fanning the air. "I guess it can't be -POOT- helped!"

"Hey, you're the 1 who likes using your -FRRT- bodily function for music!" Tiny chimed in while wiggling her hips. "I can see how that works out since I -FLARB- do it too!"

"It's certainly great to have my wonderful hobby shared with someone who takes in all kinds of smelly sounds!"

"Well you have to make a stink somehow, otherwise you'll never get noticed!"

The gassy girls continued their flatulent bonding over their musical methane as they both left brown stains on their clothing from their never ending farts, with the fart fog being so thick it could easily choke someone who wasn't accustomed to a steamy stinker!

"You ever let loose in a tuba?" Melody asked since she was blasting off loud bassy braps within the brassy instrument since it made her ghastly gas more musical. "It's the most fun feeling out there!"

"Oh and how!" Tiny laughed since she was ripping ass in a saxophone while plugging her nose. "I used to do this when I actually really was a tiny Kong!"

"I see that you are cultured in cutting the cheese after all!" Melody giggled while proceeding to fan the ripe rotten eggy air emitting from her ghostly rear.

Tiny nodded while feeling her pants getting smeared from her sax staining sharts. "Music is 1 of the things that easily makes us connected; we have it surrounding us like our tubular toots!"

"Well that certainly is a brown note if I say so myself!" Melody laughed upon fanning her bassy poots.

Tiny Kong couldn't help but add in with her trombone toots. "They're really loud and deep! How did you manage to keep this composure?"

"When you're dead you can conjure up quite the methane music to your heart's desire!"

"More like fart's desire in this case!"

Both of the gassy girls laughed while they kept breaking wind to such a stinky tone that filled the jungle with their flatus, with both of them beginning to burp while their stomachs growled in unison for they were making use of their musical inclined bodily functions.

"What a wonderful story you gave us." Waluigi yawned for he was playing tennis on his GameCube due to having somehow sold plenty of tacos all while this was going on. "I take it there's 1 more in your fuel tank to bore me with?"

It was just another day to enjoy a sunny relaxation bout on Isle Delfino in its famed Delfino Plaza, and a certain skeletal reptile was there with a llama shaped being that was the god of all Pokemon.

"So here we are together again." Dry Bowser spoke while sipping a cup of tea.

Arceus nodded his head. "Yes that is quite. How have you been doing?"

"Fine but I feel that I could be doing better."

"What makes you feel that way?"

"Oh it's just the simple fact that we're being used to pad out a stupid story."

"But don't you realize that our role in these fanfiction tales is to ultimately be just that?"

"Why would you be so comfortable with it?"

"For the same reason I'm fine with making appearances out of nothing." Arceus chuckled. "To anything, something can be everything."

Dry Bowser was unsure as to what Arceus was getting about when they got an unexpected visitor approaching them.

"Hey; you guys want this junk?" Waluigi asked upon holding a fresh prepared taco in his gloved hand. "...I know how infamous they are but even a guy like me is just trying to make his way through this dump called life..."

They were going to answer when suddenly Waluigi was attacked by a tennis racket wielding girl named Wapeach who cackled evilly while she let out a wicked fart to go with her crazy laughter.

Warupichi laughed for it was clear how crazed she look. "I finally found you Waruigi!"

"Wah... what the hell is this?" Waluigi groaned because he knew where this was going to go.