Regrets are for stupid people and cowards. It might be cold in that basement, and he may not enjoy living very much, but those dreams of his aren't regrets... Rated T for mention of suicidal ideation. Don't worry about Brian too much though, he is far too stubborn to die.

Miss Bubbles Wildspeed was always fascinated by the cogs, by not in the usual toony way. She always wanted to work for the cogs, but being raised by two prominent resistant members, she had do it very secretly. This is the story of a toon going against everything her society is about. This version has been discontinued but I am working on a rewrite! Stay tooned for that next year

Dave Brubot is a polite soul, voted Best non-lawbot Conflict Resolver 3 years running in fact. But can he keep his cool after inviting the hot-headed, no-fun-having Prethinker to come over for a drink? And will he be able to keep himself from polarizing the little Quack-mechanic even more? Realistic Depiction of an Autistic Meltdown and allusions to BruBuck ahead.

A collection of stories from the eyes of the Cogs working all day and relaxing at night to Toons exploring a new world they never got to see before. Regardless, each chapter has a story to tell

What happens when a workaholic of a Cog with no interest in anything but his job meets an unassuming Toon 'gifted' him against her will? Unsurprisingly, they clash quite a bit, but could it ever change between them?

When a mother is forced to face her fears that shatters her precious world, will she able to overcome them or will they overwhelm her?

Chip Revvington recounts the time that his job changed for the worse.

Quentin Tarintoono, director of classic horror film "My Sweet Gourd" and beloved adventure tale "The Old World" is back with a horrifying tale. When a ship is lost at sea, a crew led by formerly retired Captain Scurvy is called to action. But the waters hide more secrets than once thought. A twisting, turning tale that will leave your spine tingling and spooked.

A classic tale of a large multi-national mafia flooding Toontown with cheap, and deadly powdered sugar. Who could bring down such a powerful, and dangerous organization? Deputy Skids of course! From Director Quentin Tarintoono, comes this exhilarating, action packed, and emotional tale of good vs. bad.

From director Quentin Tarintoono is this post-apocalyptic nightmare: In a parallel universe where the brave heroics of the Toon Resistance falls to Cogs Inc. A Genocide of Toons erupts, leaving a small group of survivors to take refuge at the edge of Toontown. When they are set upon by a group of new fighters, their lives are changed. Will they choose to hide, or to go and fight?

TTR: A Toon that was raised by Cogs must rediscover her inner silliness and good cheer when she moves to Toon Central and meets other Toons for the first time. Secrets kept and a never-ending battle between Toon and Cog are just two of the challenges facing this apprehensive and confused Toon.

From the esteemed director Quentin Tarintoono, comes the most ambitious project in Toontown history. A story of a lost and lonely soul who seeks redemption through a brand new world and the conflict between the moral ambiguity of faith and a higher power intertwines with an inspiring tale of overcoming adversary and what one Toon could accomplish when they are given the opportunity

Beatrice Kidd begins her new city life attending C.O.G.S intern school (partnered with C.O.G.S Inc to train and teach future employees), after moving with her father Kilo from their farm. During her time adjusting, she meets 3 other cogs that make her experience both better and worse.

Ginger Featherstar and Wonderswirl had the perfect life. They were rich, lived in a fancy house and street yet were kind and giving; It was all perfect, until that is, until they found out about the family secret. That's when their adventure really began... 1st book in the Legends of Magic Series!

The CFO gets a team to help him...much like the CLO.

From the brilliant mind of famed director Quentin Tarintoono comes this beautiful story of love, loyalty, and tragedy. When Glen, a newly manufactured Glad Hander is sent on a simple invasion to the small town of Toonstone, he runs across an unexpected foe; love. Now the cog is stuck fighting between a forbidden love, and his purported mission in life in this tear-jerking drama.

What happens when you take an incredibly tense, depressing, war novel and throw it through Google Translate several hundred times? Pure Chaos.

Come on down to Funny Farms! Here you will be met with a friendly and welcoming atmosphere, lots of fun activities.. and no! No! Get away from me! When numerous Toons go missing in the newly discovered Funny Farms, Private Eye Chip Chocolate is put on the case. As he unravels a terrible mystery in the spooky city, will he be able to find the answers or become a victim himself?

An Anthology of stories across Toontown. Come join in the wonderful winter magic and experience the happiness and thrills of the second best holiday.

The After-War Boom has brought great prosperity, and even greater troubles. With over-crowding and depleting resources becoming an all too real threat, the Toon Council turns to a rag-tag team of a former Sea Captain, a geography teacher, and a bunch of other cast-offs to search out the mythical "Old World" a paradise where they may finally find the answer to their problems.

Wendy Jinxsprinkles lives a life of servitude and monotony, with only her silent friend Frank for company. She was taught that Cogs were evil and could only bring her more pain. Everything she thought she knew changes however when she meets a Legal Eagle, and it leads to an adventure she never thought was possible. Co-written with Carreract :)

A promising life taken too soon. A beautiful young Toon arrested. No clues and little time. Deputy Skids returns for his most difficult case to date. When a murder takes place in the extravagant Playground of Retroville,motives are high and suspects are low. Deputy will find that finding the truth is a more dangerous proposition than he bargained for.

Twenty years after the Toons defeated the cog forces, the peace is broken when a new wave of hybrid cogs invade Toontown with an arsenal of new attacks that lead to devastating consequences. The Toons declare all out war, storming Cog Nation and defending their home in this last battle for the freedom of Toons everywhere.

Long after the Cogs have been defeated, Toontown is a Utopia. Or at least it seems on the surface. When the Mayor's son-in-law goes missing, a fading Deputy is forced into action. What seems like a simple case turns into a nightmare. Navigating the twists and turns of an unseen world, will Deputy Skids be able to uncover the truth?

After all four of the Cog bosses are destroyed, the Chairman is furious. As he lays out his enormous retaliation project, the Anti-Toons are encouraged to cause as much havoc as they can to distract Toontown from the doings of the Cogs. When Daron, one of the most notorious Anti-Toons, becomes distracted by a certain toon, it threatens the entire operation.