What Fairy Girls Want
by Ulquiorra9000
A/N: Welcome to my smutty new fanfiction story, where all of Fiore's sexiest and most adventurous wizards explore the prime of their youth! This is a remake of older smut fanfiction stories of mine, but with some new ideas and twists included. Do enjoy!
Chapter 1: harem in your pocket (enjoy!)
"Come on, Natsu! Get it in! Hurry!"
"That sounded... so dirty...!" Natsu Dragneel huffed as his best buddy/rival/roommate Gray Fullbuster egged him on during soccer practice that afternoon on campus. Natsu kept the ball going as he surged through the defending players, heart hammering, eyes on the prize. He needed to score one goal this year to prove he was worthy of the Magnolia Eagles team! Gray had already scored two, that jerk.
"Yah!" Natsu drew back his foot, kicked with all his might, and watched in slow-mo as the ball rocketed toward the goal.
It bounced right off the goalpost, denting it in the process. What the actual fuck, man! Cheap piece of crap!
"OOOOOOHHHH!" Loke cried, seizing his hair in his hands as he watched. "What the hell!"
"Yeah. Cheap-ass goal is all busted," another player, Droy, commented.
Natsu panted for breath, hands on his knees. "Almost...!" he wheezed.
Gray clapped him on the back. "Bummer. Maybe next time, huh?"
"But..." Natsu groaned. "Our game against Crocus University is just next month! I hafta to get better now, or we're toast."
"Have you looked in the MCC trophy case, Natsu?" Loke asked as someone retrieved the ball and the coach, Mr. Conbolt, cursed about the busted goal. "How many soccer trophies are in there?"
"Uh... three?" Natsu guessed.
Loke rolled his eyes. "Two. And the most recent one was from fourteen years ago! Admit it: the Magnolia City College Eagles are kinda shit."
"At least it's good exercise," Gray put in with a bracing smile. "Don't let it get to you, Natsu. Playin' with friends is good enough for me."
Natsu stood upright, hands on his hips, glaring daggers at Gray. "It'll be good enough when I score two goals! I need another shot! Come on!" He jabbed a thumb at his chest.
"No way. We're done for today. It's gettin' kinda late," Loke said, grabbing hold of Natsu's upper arm to drag him away. "Time for the showers."
Natsu groaned, hanging his head. "After what we went through last year, I thought we'd finally turn our luck around. Back me up, Gray."
Gray burst out laughing as the players wandered off the practice field and toward the waiting locker and shower rooms. "Last year, we clobbered Loke in the face with a ball, got three red cards, started a fight with the Crocus U team, then hit Loke in the face again!"
Loke groaned just like Natsu did earlier. "If you assholes don't quit busting my face, I'll never get a girlfriend. Don't you know my mug is my main selling point?" He circled his face with a finger.
"If you can actually kick the ball straight, that can be your selling point," Gray shot back. "Don't you know athletes get twice as much action around here as everyone else?"
"It's true," Droy put in. He sucked even worse than Loke on the field, lol.
"Yeah, well..." Loke beamed and smoothed back his hair, posing like a cologne ad's model or something. "I'll get girls just fine with my charms! I have the heart of a lion. Just watch me."
"Sure, I'll get the popcorn for when you crash and burn, limpdick," Natsu teased him, giving Loke a little shove.
Loke went bright red. "Man, whatever! That was just one time! I guess it was a sign that Kinana and I weren't meant to be."
"Seriously, though," Natsu said warmly as the boys entered the locker room, "just keep at it, my guy. Things will turn around. Have some faith!"
"In soccer, or in the dating game?" Loke asked as he swung open his locker to get his shower stuff.
Natsu shrugged. "Whichever you set your mind to."
"Speaking of which," Gray added. He yanked off his shirt, exposing his well-chiseled six-pack. Showoff. "Natsu, you're gettin' more popular too, and there's more than one maiden waiting for your answer. How long are you gonna keep 'em on the hook?"
Natsu felt himself flush as he tore off his sweat-, grass-, and dirt-stained shirt. "How long are you gonna keep pestering me about that? I get all tong-tied with these things! I can't perform under pressure!"
Max, another Eagles player, snorted.
"Shut up, dude!" Natsu snapped. "I can't perform under pressure in any way when you all keep asking me."
"Take too long, and they'll slip through your fingers," Loke said loftily. He made his way to the waiting showers. "Didn't you have a girlfriend in high school? Do whatever you did to make her date you."
"Yeah. What did you do?" Gray asked with a teasing smile.
Natsu went redder. "I asked her best friend to nag her into going out with me. Not my proudest moment."
"And?" Gray asked like the jerkwad he is.
Natsu sighed. "And then I asked the girl's mom to nag her about it, too! Let everyone know I had to beg two wingwomen to make the magic happen."
"And then?" Gray continued.
"I'll kill you!" Natsu cried. He balled his hands into fists.
"And then what?" Max asked eagerly.
Natsu tried to sound all lofty like Loke had just done. "I lost my virginity to her, then she dumped me a week later in favor of the chess club captain."
"So chess nerds can get some action," Droy realized, a look of enlightenment spreading across his dumb face.
"Back to the original question: are you gonna get serious about any of those girls, Natsu?" Gray asked. He shut his locker door.
Natsu shrugged. "Maybe tomorrow, after I've cleared my head. I'll let ya know."
At last, Gray turned and headed for the showers, done torturing his rival for now, so Natsu got his own shower stuff and decided to check his phone because why the heck not.
He had 14 new texts. What?!
Natsu tried to play it cool as he swiped his phone open and checked the first message. It was from that hot blonde, Lucy Heartfilia, the girl who moved to Magnolia last year to start college! She was pretty cool, and Natsu had seen her at a few parties, and best of all, according to Gray, she was totally into him. Was she about to ask him out?
Better: she sent a text saying It's almost summer, Natsu, and you know what that means~!, followed by a selfie of her in front of a tall mirror wearing nothin' but a tight pink and white bikini! Holy cow! This girl was fucking built, with curves bordering on geometric perfection and skin smoother than cream. Not to mention a naughty sparkle in her gorgeous brown eyes!
Natsu's eyes started over again, going up from Lucy's mighty fine legs to her wide hips and her cute belly button to her ever-so-ample bosom barely contained in that pink top, then her pearly white smile and naughty vixen expression. Wow-ee, was she ready for a hot summer season!
Was Natsu ready, too?
He was about to respond when he realized there was more. Three more of the unread texts were from Lucy, including another with her bikini bottom half-off, revealing even more skin! And judging by what Natsu saw, Lucy was totally shaved down there, not a hair in sight. Natsu already felt his heart galloping, his nerves tingling with excitement and his head buzzing with a sudden hunger. With a trembling thumb, he swiped to the next photo, where Lucy had her bikini top off, her left arm wrapped around her bare boobs! Yee-haw!
"Whatcha lookin' at?" Max idly asked.
"Shut up!" Natsu yelped. If anyone else saw this...!
"Fine, jeez," Max muttered.
Then Natsu swiped again, and blammo! There was Lucy, standing there 100% naked, a hand on her hip as she smiled wickedly, taking her selfie with her right hand. Natsu's jaw actually dropped at the sight of Lucy's E-cup (maybe F-cup?) breasts in the open. Those puppies were just divine! MCC really did get all the best girls! Fuck you, Crocus University and your better funding and better sports team and better everything! MCC had it goin' on!
I'm just so impatient for some fun, Lucy's next text said after the photos. Natsu, what do you think? Am I ready for the summer sun? It feel so hot around here... Then there were heart and winking emoticons.
Natsu was already panting like a dog. Shit! Play it cool, man! Get your poker face on!
"I need to read this important email from the college," Natsu declared solemnly. "No need to interrupt me."
"Lame," Droy joked as he headed for the showers. He whistled on his way there. Seriously?
Natsu was about to respond with something along the lines of Hell fucking yes when he remembered: there was still more! But from whom? This was all he got from Lucy's text convo.
So he checked. And...!
Natsu, baby, I can't wait to hit the beach, or the pool, or whatever you want! came Lisanna Strauss' text, followed by some sizzlin' hot photos of her posing in her bedroom, no doubt with her roommate Erza taking the pictures. Ah, Lisanna, the adorable girl next door who had grown up to be a total succubus at heart. She held nothing back, posing confidently like a model in her dark blue swimsuit, and Natsu swore Lisanna had gotten a swimsuit one size too small so her huge boobs would look even bigger. He was dead sure that Lisanna's jugs were about to pop right out of that strained fabric! And speaking of strained fabric, Natsu had all 5.75 inches of Little Igneel raging in his shorts right now...!
Then he swiped to the next photo and confirmed his suspicions, with Lisanna's top flying right off as she made a surprised face, her maidenly melons popping out into the open, her nipples nice and perky. Whew, Mirajane, you had yourself one skanky little sister!
Natsu couldn't stop grinning from ear to ear as he got ready to text Lisanna back and playfully chastise her about too-small swimwear when he realized there was still more! Who the hell else was in here? He checked.
Cana Alberona! The campus party queen!
Buck. Fucking. Naked.
"Yeah!" Natsu blurted out, then clapped a hand to his mouth. Fortunately, he was the last one at the lockers, so no one else could hear him while showering (and Loke was loudly singing some stupid shower song anyway). Natsu stared in disbelief at the photos of Cana posing on her bed, with Bisca probably being the photographer. Damn, Cana wanted it so bad, a finger on her lips as she looked up to the camera in a please-plow-me kind of way. Oh man, Natsu had no way to say no to those eyes (and boobs!).
I've had my eye on you for a little while now, sweet Natsu, read Cana's text, with some pretty X-rated emoticons. Won't you be mine?
Whew. Natsu reviewed all the sexts again, feeling like he was in a white-hot spotlight. What did he do now?! So it was true that Lucy Heartfilia was totally into him; Gray's teasing wasn't just bullshit. And Lisanna was getting serious too, after years of hinting at wanting to be Natsu's girlfriend, and Cana was thirsting for some, too! It had already been seven months since Cana broke up with her last boyfriend, and it was time for fresh meat. Natsu the steak was ready to be grilled and served!
But where to start?
If Natsu was careful, he could juggle all three girls at once and test the waters with them. Literally, if they went to a pool or beach, like Lisanna was saying. Hookups and one-night stands were one thing - in fact, that's what Magnolia City College was famous for. But if he was going to get serious with one girl, he'd have to make sure no one got their heart broken. Damn, this was gonna be tough, wasn't it? Natsu wasn't used to this much action!
Then it dawned on him. Hey, that's not half-bad an idea!
He texted the same thing to Lucy, Lisanna, and Cana, then put his phone away and finally got ready to shower. His phone suddenly became the ticket to Booty Town! Gray wished he got his much attention!
Then again, maybe Gray did get more than enough attention from that girl...
*o*o*o*o*
"Oh my gosh, Gray. I've been waiting so long for you, darling~~!" Juvia Lockser cried happily when she spotted a certain dark-haired stud among the students who filed out of the Econ 201 classroom on campus. She threw out her arms to hug him, pushing aside a few annoyed students in the process.
Gray Fullbuster scowled. "Could you not?"
"Could you accept my love, darling Gray?" Juvia asked as he wrapped him in a tight hug. A few students gave them funny looks. Bah! What did they know?
"Look, it was fun going to parties with you last year, but..."
"But what?" Juvia made a pouting face, puffing out her cheeks a bit. "You don't love me unless you're drunk on tequila?"
"Well..."
"I'm bored without you, Gray. Who needs Econ 201?"
"Uh, me. So I can get into construction when I graduate. Haven't I told you?"
"No?"
"I sure did. And what about your own classes?"
Juvia giggled. "I blew off the last 20 minutes of Chemistry 101 to wait for you here. Totally worth it."
"Oh, come on." Gray gently pried Juvia off him with great effort. At this rate, he'd probably bring a crowbar to pry her off. Well, maybe Juvia would get superglue to prevent that from happening!
Juvia pouted even harder. "What's stopping us from dating, darling Gray? We're young, we're fresh, we're ready for anything. Especially me. I need you." She licked her lips.
Gray snorted in amusement. "What, are you planning on ambushing me at the next big party? Maybe I won't be there. I'm outgrowing the whole party scene."
"Oh no you're not." Juvia tossed her hair and tried to look haughty. "You can never say no to an invitation from your sweet friends. And I know for sure that Cana's hosting a party this weekend. Bring me as your plus one! It'll be so romantic."
"Will it be romantic when Gajeel barfs on the beer pong table like he did last time?"
"Don't be silly. There'll be a designated make-out room for us! That's House Party 101!"
Gray laughed. "If they made that a class, everyone could actually get enough credits to graduate."
"Give me some credit, darling Gray." Juvia made a sexy sigh as she traced a finger down Gray's flannel shirt. "I'll make you fall for me, whatever it takes. It's meant to be. Let's go to Cana's party together. We'll be the first ones there."
"Being the first to a party's uncool."
"Oh, look at you, trying to deflect. You can't deny the passion burning inside."
Juvia caught a glimpse of Gray's excited expression right before he turned anda stalked off. "Time for lunch," Gray said a little awkwardly. "I'm meeting up with the guys in the student union's cafeteria. Don't barge in, okay?"
Having already gotten the sign she needed, Juvia was perfectly happy to wave Gray good-bye, then skipped out of the building to wander freely across campus, going past a few students playing Frisbee on the grass as a boombox blasted some tunes. Juvia hummed to herself all the way back to her and Levy's apartment (which was super close to campus), then threw open the front door. "Levy? You home?" Juvia asked, just to be sure.
No answer. Perfect. That uptight bitch Levy could be such a drag sometimes!
Juvia wiped her forehead and saw the sweat on her fingers. Shoot! It was warmer today than she thought, and she was already a little damp from sweat. Ah, she felt her whole body warming up as the sweat beaded on her skin, her throat suddenly tight with longing. She knew just what to do.
Juvia waltzed into her bedroom and tore off her light white top, then slid out of her jean shorts and took off her socks, then admired herself in front of her tall mirror, hands on her hips. Mmmm-hmmmm! She was one sexy queen, from her eyes to her boobs to her perfectly flat tummy to her ankles, and who was Gray to deny it? Juvia had everything she needed: a killer bod, a man to love, and the willpower to make her dreams come true. Yes, everything a girl like her would want!
Right.
Juvia leisurely unhooked her black bra and tossed it aside, with the garment landing right on her lamp, and then she slipped off her panties as well, flinging them over her shoulder to land who knows where. She wandered right into the apartment's sole bathroom, switched on the lights, then cranked on the warm water, letting the refreshing water spray all over her face.
Oooooh, so nice. Juvia liked the liquidy pressure of it. Baths were good for relaxing, but showers felt so right. And unlike a bath, it was easier to share a shower. Juvia turned and saw the spare room for another person in here, and she knew who to slot into that space.
Darling Gray...
Soap and shampoo could wait a moment. Before Juvia got clean, she might as well have fun with the last bit of dirtiness in her, the kind she could only scrub out with her bare hand. She half-lowered her eyelids and imagined her man in there with her, his studly nude form pressed so close to hers, his manhood stiff and ready. Oooooh, what if Gray got rough and pushed Juvia against the wall to dominate her like the dirty skank she was?
"Aaaaah..." Juvia roughly pressed herself against the tiled shower wall, using one hand to keep the pressure on, imagining that was Gray's hand instead. What would he do next? Hmmmm, perhaps lean closer to nibble on her neck, run his tongue along her skin, and then have her, whether she was ready or not.
"Oh God, Gray..." Juvia let the shower water keep spraying as she slowly lowered her free hand to her lady parts, massaging her wet skin as she went. Then she gasped in pleasure as her fingers reached her nether region, her fingertips caressing the pink flesh. What if that was Gray fondling her down there, right before he inserted his manhood inside her? He totally would! In fact, he was doing it right now!
"AH!" Juvia yelped in pleasure as she felt herself getting wet in a whole new way, her naked body trembling while she started pleasuring herself with abandon, faster and faster. She was knuckle-deep inside herself by now, gasping and panting with excitement as she started working her own flesh.
"AAAAHHHHH... DARLING GRAY...!" Juvia wailed as she kept going, the shower stubbornly spraying on and on as Juvia accelerated, her legs trembling harder, her hot breaths steaming in the air. Gray was such a naughty boy, having his way with her in this shower fit for two. His pleasure rod kept rhythmically ramming in Juvia's eager pussy, not letting up for one millisecond, and Juvia kept groaning and crying Gray's name as she approached the climax. Juvia's lady parts were dribbling onto the tub's floor, her flesh tingling and crackling with waves of pleasure. Any moment now...
"GRAY, I LOVE YOU! OOOOOOHHH!" Juvia wailed at the top of her lungs as she reached maximum speed in her eager nether regions. There was no stopping her now! Not even -
"DAMMIT, JUVIA!" a familiar girl's voice roared.
Juvia tumbled to the shower floor in shock as Levy McGarden yanked aside the curtain. "Oh, fuck!"
"I could hear you from the living room!" Levy cried. "What is this, the third time I caught you having fun in the shower?"
Juvia meekly held up her fingers on her free hand. "Four times. Sorry." She was still knuckle-deep in herself with her other hand.
Levy sighed. "I just got back, in case you were wondering. I was going to wait my turn to take a shower, but if you're planning on hogging the bathroom and driving up the water bill with this...!"
Juvia was still panting for breath, and she felt her horny energy slowly fading away. Aw man, right when she was at the best part, too! Imaginary Gray was gone, so Juvia withdrew her fingers and wiped them on her thigh. "I'll finish my shower like a good girl. I promise."
Levy nodded. "Good to hear. After that, why don't you help me prepare a little dinner? Remember how we planned to eat out less to save money this year?"
"Uh-huh. Ready to help!"
Levy gave Juvia's naughty hand another look. "Tell me you'll wash that one nice and good before handling our food."
"Yes, ma'am!" Juvia finally got to her feet, and grabbed her body wash to prove she was gonna be nice and clean for the rest of today. "Oh, and by the way..."
"Yes?"
"Do you wanna come to Cana's party this weekend? I wonder if Gajeel will be there?"
Levy went pink. "I have some studying to do. Have a nice shower." She turned and exited the bathroom.
Juvia smiled to herself and started washing up, humming as she lathered up her body. Levy indeed had to study, like always... but that wasn't actually a "no," and they both knew it!