Chapter 3:
"Welcome to Umbrella Corp, I am Albert Wesker, the head of the corporation!"
"Sorry to barge in like this," says Max, "but we needed a safe place away from the zombies!"
"I understand," says Wesker, "after all, we wouldn't want to lose our brains, would we?" He then laughs, but no one appreciates that joke. "Let's move on, shall we?"
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Wesker gives the three a tour of the building. "And here are some of our products," says Wesker, "adravil, safspril, uspirim, aqua cure, and raccoonefin! And we have many subsidiaries, like-"
"This guy sure is full of himself," says Grey.
"Just make sure he doesn't see through your trench coat," says Gwen.
"... and Parasol," says Wesker, "see what I did there?"
"So, does a Cobblepot work here," Max jokes.
"What," but then Wesker gets it. "Oh, Penguin!"
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Ben and Redfield head to the building. "So, this Wesker guy's doing what," asks Ben.
"He thinks he's destined to cause the mass extinction of humanity for the sake of evolution," says Redfield, "he's out of his mind!"
"Then we gotta get in there," says Ben.
To Be Continued