"Dakoolguy, go to your room!" said my mom.

"NO I want to play Ace Attorney 7 starring my OC/self-insert John Phoenix!" said me.

Mommy got rally mad. "Okay fine if you won't go to your room I'll go to your room for you!"

She went towards dakoolguy's door.

"MOMMY NO" said dakoolguy.

She opened the door and there was Miles Edgeworth looking down at her with stern countenance and stony brow

"W-Who are you?"

"Hmph I was afraid this would happen," said Miles Edgeworth. "You see, Dakoolguy has a portal to the Ace Attorney world in his black Nintendo DSi. Thus, I am easily able to travel between our two worlds and be his friend in real life and prosecute his bullies. However, he WAS supposed to keep it a secret..."

"I'm sorry Miles" me said (dakoolguy).

Edgeworth smirked largely. "Hmph no matter Dakoolguy we will simply take your mother into our confidence. I'm sure she will keep the secret of Ace Attorney world safe. We wouldn't want the trolls on FFN such as the Freelancer Eel or Jordan Phoenix to get into Ace Attorney World and make it bad and not logical anymore."

"Trolls from FFN?" asked my mother.

"Of course, didn't your lovely son tell you? Evil trolls are trying to make non-canon things canon, like Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice, and ships such as Narumayo or, Shu Takumi forgive me for uttering this word, Narumitsu."

"Exactly Miles" I said. "That's why I used my writing abilities and the fact all my stories are canon becuz I'm Shu Takumi's adopted son to make Phoenix Wright get killed. That way, people can't ship him with you, and that way people CAN'T write new stories about ANYONE besides my OC/self-insert John Phoenix, because I KILLED that stupid ugly blue suited man. Fuck Uncle Phoenix!"

"Indeed, fuck Uncle Phoenix," said my best friend Miles Edgeworth. "Not that I approve of swearing, especially not in a court of law when I stand at my desk and bang it."

"Of course Miles" said Dakoolguy.

"Well it's nice meeting you Mr. Edgeworth" said Mom.

"You too, okay now I have to go back to Ace Attorney World. Oh look the DSi was left open on its hinges, all the teleporting power has been drained. I will have to stay the night till it's fully charged."

"No problem Miles" said Me. "You can sleep in my bed tonight. I'll sleep on the left side, and you can sleep on the right side."

"Hmph" smiley Edgheowrhth. "Something like being in court and standing on opposites sides of the courtroom heh. I wonder if we will get into a fierce legal battle in your bed, my friend?"

"Only time will tell my best friend"

Dakoolguy and Miles Edgeworth went to sleep, but what they didn't know was that the Evil Freelancer Eel and Jordan Phoenix were spying on them and the portal to Ace Attorney World with secret cameras...

TO BE COCINTUNUERD