A man smiled, staring at a picture eating potato chips before casually picking up a pen before aiming at his a thousand yard stare and a blank expression before stabbing himself in the eye spraying blood everywhere.
"Seriously?" Josuke said as he,Sarah Li,and Koichi stood outside the school with the fomer scammer now loan shark stand user Tamami Kobayashi.
"Other stand users should be so surprising. .the world is full of them and stand users do have a tendency to come across each other" Sarah said.
"And this one is Toshikazu Hazamada a student in class 3C" Tamami said and Sarah Li raised an eyebrow.
"I seen him in my class before. .a bit quiet and reads a lot of manga" she said.
"Yeah and these Hazamada guy apparently got into an argument over something silly with a friend over the weekend about some girl" Tamami said.
"The same night,his friend gouged out his eye with a mechanical pencil!" Tamami said, shocking the group.
"He can only recall one part of the incident and said he was suddenly staring at his gouged out left eye" Tamami said.
"So this guy gouged out his friend's eye using a stand?" Josuke said and Sarah Li sighed.
"If I were to guess he has a stand that can control people" She said."I'm not saying that's what happened but I won't say it isn't,either" Tamami said and Sarah Li threw him a deadpanned look.
"Something doesn't exactly add up" Sarah Li said.
"How could an assassin throw my info into question?" Kobayashi yelled.
"How can a loan shark give you truthful information" Sarah Li said to Josuke who sighed."Well we can't just ignore this Sarah Li" Josuke said and Sarah Li sighed walking away with him."
M-Master Koichi!" Tamami calls out to the first year."Are you going with him? Just let those idiots Josuke and Sarah Li do their own thing!" Tamami pleads.
"There is something scary going on in this town. . . if Morioh really is in danger then that means my parents,my sister,and everyone I care about will face it at some point" Koichi said.
"Even if I'm scared,I have to do something!" Koichi said, full of resolve, walking off leaving Tamami in awe.
-DIU
"Seems he's not here today" Koichi said, looking as other students talked about the dead student.
"If that Hazamada guy seriously gouged his friend's eye out and came to school today acting like nothing was wrong" Josuke said and Sarah Lee narrowed her eyes.
"Then he must one must up guy" she finished not seeing Hazamade watching from outside the classroom
-DIU
Crazy Diamond tore a locker off his hinge and Sarah Lee began rummaging through it
"Koichi can you watch the entrance while Sarah Lee looks the the lockers" Josuke said and Koichi sighed.
"You guys could warn me before doing something like that" Koichi said and Josuke turned back and got a full view of Sarah Lee's ass while she searched the bottom of the locker.
"Seems like there nothing here" Sarah said standing up and turning to seeing a blushing Josuke looking at the wall.
"What are you looking at steak head" Sarah said and Josuke turned sharply and glared at her."What did you say about my hair?" He said angrily.
"I said steak head not hair dum dum" Sarah smirked, flicking Josuke on the head and the boy scoffed, turning away with a small blush.
"Whatever, just keep looking" Josuke said, repairing the door.
20 minutes later and Sarah Lee was looking through another locker."Can you not throw the comics to the ground so casually" Koichi said being a fellow manga reader himself.
"Ah shut up, Rohan's anime is just as good as his mangas" Sarah said and Jouske and Koichi both blinked in unison.
"You watch anime/You watch Rohan?" Josuke and Koichi said and Sarah shrugged to both answers.
"I need something to keep the nightmares away and Rohan's work is easily the best" Sarah said before grinning."That aside take a look at this bad boy" She said standing side revealing a smooth wooden doll.
"Is this supposed to be one of the dolls they sell at the art store?" Josuke asked stepping up and grabbing its it was covered in a light blue aura and shifted to have an actual hand shocking Josuke and Sarah Lee.
The locker bursted in smoke and out stepped a perfect replica of Josuke himself.
"It was a stand…Hazamade is a stand user" Sarah said crossing her hands over her chest with Snow day appearing on her side in the same pose.
"You got some nerves,making yourself like me" Jouske said as Koichi joined their side.
"You've heard Perman right?" It said and Koichi reeled "it talked..it sounds just like Josuke!" the short king said
"You know hows there's a copy robot thing in Perman? Sounds super useful huh? Wouldn't it be nice having one of those" The fake Josuke said and Sarah scoffed.
"Doesn't act like him though" Sarah said "and it seems it's a stand that can replicate physical appearances"
"What the hell is Perman" Josuke said and the fake Josuke reeled."You never heard of Perman? And you call yourself Japanese" It said affronted.
"Shut up I'm asking the questions" Josuke said charging in and the stand glowed a dim blue before raising his suddenly stopped and copied the fakes movement.
"So thats how Hazemada got his friend" Sarah Lee said tensing up.
"The only difference is between copy robot and I is that when i copy someone i can choose to control their move like a puppet master" it said slamming its elbow in the winded up a elbow and was about to hit Koichi if Sarah didn't grab the elbow and tossed Josuke over with a hip toss.
Fake Josuke also found itself flipped over to the ground."I figured the puppetry is a two way street" Sarah Lee said "And if that's the case then" she said raising her hand and creating a dome of ice keeping both Josuke and the fake stand pinned to the ground.
"Looks like you're a little stuck eh?" Sarah said as Snow day touched a locker and began sending permafrost towards the fake Josuke when suddenly the stand blue aura cut Sarah felt something and turned and caught a pen.
Looking over she saw Hazamada in the corner over the door."Hazamada?!" Sarah thought before she saw fake Josuke snuck up grabbing Snow wrists stopping it from freezing it.
"This is the stand Surface…the one who will kill Jotaro Kujo" Surface said kicking Snow Day into Koichi who both went into a wall with Sarah flying into the doors breaking it.
Hazamada walked up seeing the danger was neutralized."Nice work Surface..shame you had to cut ties with Jouske though but it worked out in the end" Hazmada said and Surface shrugged his shoulders.
"Well I mean the idiot got stuck in ice so he won't be following us anytime soon" Surface said and Hazemada nodded.
"Let's go for Jotaro now..pick up my bag" Hazemada said and Surface nodded."Peice of cake! Im sure Jotaro is at the..uh..The Morioh Grand Hotel" Surface said not seeing Snow Day vanish into thin air.
Sarah kicked herself back as Koichi groaned, wiping blood away from the impact."So they're going for Jotaro huh" Sarah said, walking over and melting the ice holding Josuke.
"What the hell Sarah!" Josuke said and Sarah Lee sighed dusting her hands."I threw the fight so i can attach Snow Day to Hazemada..It should track his movements and we can see if he's working with the Midnight Assassins or for the chicken stand" Sarah said
"THATS NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHY DID YOU FREEZE ME" Josuke yelled
"Oh…sorry" Sarah said before turning to Koichi with a smirk
"Smart move there kid stopping me from attacking Surface on instinct" Sarah said turning and seeing on her neck the kanji 停止 (Stop) on it
"Thats my buddy" Josuke said fist bumping Koichi
-DIU
A gorgeous black hair girl walked down the halls of Morioh before looking outside seeing Josuke,Sarah Lee,and Koichi outside running after something, her eyes following Koichi in specific.
-DIU
"The line for Room 324 is currently in use" Josuke heard and the teen gritted his teeth."Shit it must be my copy" Josuke said, hanging up and calling a different number.
Naruto hummed as painted the inside of the shed when his phone rang."-Hmm Josuke? Shouldn't you be in school-?" Naruto said firmly over the phone.
"Listen old man there is a stand user at our school..he already duped Jotaro to meet with him..where? I don't know but they seem to be heading.." Josuke trailed off looking at Sarah who was covering one of her eyes with her hand.
"East of Morioh..towards Morioh Station" Sarah said looking through the eye of Snow Day tracking them."Morioh Station,..meet us there" Josuke said as the team picked up speed."We've got to catch up to Hazamada otherwise will be in deep shit" Josuke said.
"It'll be bad if your copy get to Jotaro..really really bad" Koichi said and Sarah Lee nodded.
"No doubt..seeing as their targeting Jotaro-san then they are clearly working with the chicken looking stand and not with Passione" Sarah Lee said
"I don't know how but we'll have to catch up" Josuke said as they ran through town of Morioh
-DIU
"Hey my bike" a biker said looking like Hazemada smudging his bike."Damn Idiot out of his mind i'm gonna kill him" the biker said and his friend with glasses walked up.
"Hey i'm sure he didn't do it on purpose..He'll hear you" glasses guy said and the biker shrugged him off.
"Who cares! Thats why im yelling" Biker said before glaring at the retrating Hazemada."Look at him staggering around..he looks like a dying cricket!" the biker said, making his friend laugh and Hazemada stop.
"That's a great metaphor! I like it" his friend said, not seeing Surface walk up behind karate chopped glasses in the head and grabbed the biker in a submission hold.
"What are you doing!" the biker said before Hazemada punched him in the face."Its none of your fucking concern" the incel stand user said pulling out a box cutter.
"I'm gonna make sure that mouth of yours never spew bullshit ever again" Hazemada said before putting the box cutter in his mouth before seeing a shard of glass flying at him that surface caught barely.
"A shard of glass?" Hazemada said, turning and seeing Naruto standing across the street with a cold expression and Dark Globe by his side."So you're the bastard with that fake copy of my son" Naruto said,rolling his shoulders.
"Shit he must be Josuke's dad!" Hazamada said and Naruto walked up to them.
"I'll take care of you with ease" Naruto said and Surface glared taking the shard of glass and made to throw it but suddenly Surface was suddenly yanked forward.
"What?!" The stand and its user said
"I applied the rule that the shard of glass must return to me in one minute" Naruto said before Dark Globe grabbed Surface as he got within range and grabbed his wrist and shattered it turning it back to wood.
Surface was then thrown back on the street near Hazamada."M-My right hand..it turned back into wood" Surface said and Hazemada glared at Naruto.
"Just hide it in your pocket..we can't afford to waste time..we need to get the station plaza" Hazemada said and the two ran off and Naruto took at his phone
"Josuke..their heading to the plaza" Naruto said
-DIU
"Got it..thanks pops" Josuke said to the group .
"They're heading to the station plaza in the front" Josuke said and Sarah Lee frowned."How are we gonna catch up they took the fastest possible route" Sarah Lee asked and Josuke wrapped his arm around Koichi.
-DIU
"You see the old man anywhere" Hazamada asked his stand
"Can't say i do boss man..But when i do I'll take control of him" Surface said before the two heard the train horn blaring."Hazamada there's a train coming!" Surface said.
"Well cut through the station building" Hazamada said as they went in not seeing the shield not coming down.
"Even if the old man catches up, the train will slow him down!" Hazamada thought and as they passed the stand user blinked seeing the trio passing by.
"Is that Josuke? How the hell did he get away?" Hazamada said in shock seeing them cross the train line…with no train!
"Where the fucking train?" Hazamada yelled out in frustration
"Excellent work K-Chi" Sarah Lee said and Josuke and Koichi high fived.
"Didn't i tell you he was a reliable guy" Josuke said as Echo sounded the train horn above with his stand ability.
They arrived seeing Jotaro reading a newspaper.
"Jotaro it's me J-Josuke" Josuke said as he,Sarah Lee,and Kokichi arrived."We sure got that Hazamada guy good huh" Kokichi said.
"For sure..they could never outsmart an assassin and her friends" Sarah Lee said and Josuke smiled at her calling them friends.
"Did something happen?" Jotaro asked and Josuke explained everything to him.
-DIU
"A stand copied you down to your fingerprint" Jotaro said in slight surprise as he,the trio,and Naruto who just arrived sat by a fountain.
"Yep…he was shockingly similar..gave me a jump" Naruto said rubbing the back of his neck with a sigh.
"Good thing it took one of his hands, yea?" Naruto said and Josuke nodded, taking a pen from Jotaro jacket and Sarah Lee took immediate notice.
"Why did you take Jotaro-san pen Josuke?" Sarah said and Josuke blinked looking at the pen in his hand.
"Huh when did I do this..why did I do this?" Josuke asked in confusion before suddenly he grabbed Sarah Lee and put the pen to her neck.
The two turned and saw the Surface in Josuke's reflection."You should've minded your business Josuke..now that you've ruined my chance of killing Josuke…Now i'll make you kill this bitch instead..this is all your fault Josuke!" Hazamada said as the pen pierced Sarah's neck a bit.
Suddenly a helmet smashed into Hazamada's head and Surface disconnect returned to a wooden ,Naruto, and Kokichi turned and saw Josuke holding Sarah close to him.
"You could've kept it private ya know" Naruto said and he and Kokichi began laughing with Josuke and Sarah Lee blushing now.
"Shaddup old man!" they said in unison, making Naruto laugh harder.
On a rooftop across the street a woman wearing a biker jacket going to her midriff and hot pick pants with black twintails with pink highlights strummed a guitar.
"Well there you are Rina-chan" the girl said before she vanished in a burst of wind
Surface
User:Toshikazu Hazamada
Ability:The user can copy the appearance of whoever it last touches down to the fingerprint and possess a wooden doll taking the stand once in range can also force the copied person to mimic its movements however if the copied person is moved by an outside force the stand is also moved.
Stand Stats
Power:C
Potential:D
Precision: A
Durability:D
Range:E
Speed:D
Snow Day (Updated)
User:Sarah Lee Rina
Ability:The user can freeze anything it comes into contact can attach her stand to other people which will follow them taking the form Sarah in tracking mode Sarah cannot summon her stand unless she disable tracking mode
Stand Stats
Power:C
Potential:C
Precision:A
Durability:B
Range:A
Speed:C
Dark Globe (Updated)
User:Naruto Uzumaki
Ability:The user can apply a physical rule on anything Naruto or Dark Globe touch with their right rule must have a reasonable end/stop condition or will end in 5 minutes after activation.
Stand Stats
Power:B
Potential:A
Precision:C
Durability:A
Range:D
Speed:A