-It's right guys, I don't bullshit you!
-Come on Kaminari, that can't be real
-Yeah it's true Kiri, I read it on the internet.
Its the scene most of 1A class witness when they enter their classroom, Kaminari and Kirishima arguing over something
-What's going on guys?
-Kaminari just told me something unbelievable, he said: If you spell All Might in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Most of the guys in class look at him and at Kaminari with a weird look until they hear someone start laughing like a madman, everyone turn around to see Midoriya almost peeing himself while holding his stomach.
-Oh guys, that one is a good one.
-What are you talking about Midoribro?
-What you read Kaminari are not real facts, they are called All Might facts, funny one line story who make non-sense about All Might, here's one I really like: When All Might does a push up, he's doesn't push himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Everyone look at Midoriya for a second before laughing
-Ok, okay, I have one, : All Might doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-And this one: The dinosaurs looked at All Might the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
-Oh that's a good one Ashido! did you know If you ask All Might what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he Detroit Smash you in the face.
-And did you know All Might does not sleep. He waits.
-Check that one: All Might gave 5 of his old watches to some teenagers. Those teenagers are now known as the Power-Rangers
-And hear that one: If you want a list of All Might' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Even the stuck up Iida found the situation funny and decided he will try to make one obvious joke about his teacher.
-I hear All Might does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
-Oh that's a good one Iida, Okay: All Might counted to infinity... twice
Todoroki found the situation funny and he just think one on the fly: Once All Might challenge Endeavour in a '' who have more testicles?'' contest, he won by 5!
Everyone look at themselves, even Todoroki can make one and they all start cheering him because they all know he don't joke a lot and that one was good.
-Yeah TodoBro you're good. Look at that one. Once All Might pee in a semi's truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck Is now known as Optimus Prime.
-Yeah that's a good one.: Some kids pee their name in the snow. All Might can pee his name into concrete.
-All Might once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-All Might makes onions cry.
-Okay, hear that one: All Might recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It's now called Red Bull.
Momo found the situation funny and search some on her own and found one funny: When All Might looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between All Might and All Might.
-Yeah Yaoyorozu, that's a good one. Check that one: All Might does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. All Might goes killing.
-That's not really appropriate as a hero but it's funny, but did you know When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for All Might.
-And did you know There is no chin behind All Might' beard. There is only another fist.
-HAHA FUNNY, I DON'T REMEMBER ONCE GROWING A BEARD YOUNG SERO, BUT DID YOU KNOW ALL MIGHT'S TEARS CURE CANCER, TOO BAD I NEVER CRIED!
-Oh that's a good one All Might Sensei...ALL MIGHT SENSEI!
-AH AH YOUNG LADS, I SAW YOU FOUND THOSE FUNNY FACTS I READ ON THE INTERNET, I ALSO ENJOY READING THOSE. MY FAVORITE OF ALL IS ONCE A COBRA BIT ALL MIGHT'S LEG, AFTER FIVE DAYS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN, THE COBRA DIED.
-WHOOOO ALL MIGHT ALL MIGHT ALL MIGHT!
-ALL RIGHT CHILDREN, WE MUST STOP AND GAIN OUR SEATS, WE HAVE A LESSON TODAY, UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO DETROIT SMASH THE LESSON DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN HAHAHA!
