SpongeBob’s Diary of Life Events

by Caitybug1

SpongeBob keeps a diary of major and interesting life events. All events should be familiar to fans of the show because they’re from episodes of the original series. Not every episode event will be included as there are over 300 episodes! Only the events worth mentioning will be written about. Enjoy reading!

1. Dream Job

Date: May 1st, 1999

Dear Diary,

Today was the day that changed my young adult life forever. I began my dream job as the fry cook of the BEST restaurant in Bikini Bottom, The Krusty Krab! It is home of the delectable and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. It is a delicious concoction of a juicy and warm patty that is topped with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato and onion all set between two fluffy sesame seed buns! Ohhh, I'm drooling just writing about it. Ahem. Anyway, Mr. Krabs, aka, 'the boss' didn't think I had my sea legs for the job (whatever that means). I however, proved him wrong by clearing five busloads of meeping anchovies out by the use of my new hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments, and of course the taste of the Krabby Patty. Who could forget to credit it?! Mr. Krabs was so impressed by my fast foodsmanship skills (or it could've been the ginormous sack of cash he made from it) that he hired me right on the spot! I have my dream job, AND I work alongside my next door neighbor and best pal Squidward. Now we'll be together all day, every day! If we could just find my other best friend Patrick a job. Oh well, he doesn't like to work anyway. I could not be happier with my life now! Somebody pinch me!